#2 in a cup

[where-the-tumbleweed-plays]

Tumbleweed needs everyone to know that I am his most cruel and heartless mother for decreasing the amount of food he gets due to him gaining a third again his body weight over the last year no that is not all fur Tumbleweed you are shaped like a pregnant sheep!

He has spent much of the day stomping from room to room while yelling his immense displeasure.

[hinamie]

happy gojoday to all who celebrate

[min-play]

careful it leaves a mark

Animation by: Yin ‪Youtube Twitter

Idea by AB

[cxtxphile]

he bought super + for anyone wondering

[eddiewhump]

‘girl dad buck this.. girl dad buck that..’ but where is the love for girl dad eddie? eddie, who has two younger sisters and leaps at any opportunity to play dress up? he was built for tea parties and extravagant living room fashion shows

[daddyfuckedme]

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[viintageslut]

Hihihi!!! I was wondering if you could write for sevika with a fem reader who is more flat-chested, and insecure about it. I always see people talking about the big titty girls and I'm like,,, man I wish. If your uncomfortable that's completely fine!! Make sure to take care of yourself!!!

as apart of the tiny tit council, i got you!

(suggestive themes, MDNI!)

Sevika’s a boob girl, or… well — it’s hard to tell. She’s more of a… you girl. She just loves all of you.

It starts when you’re simply hooking up, learning about her & her romantic history while going on little dates, that’s when she tells you about the girls at Babette’s. She assures you it was simply for stress relief, but a feeling of uncertainty settled within you. The girls at Babette’s are… perfect, essentially, it’s why most of them get into that business.

You’ve never really been the type to be insecure about yourself when it came to intimacy, but it felt different with Sevika — you really, really liked her. From there on, you started subconsciously covering yourself or leaving your bra on when it came to nights with her. She noticed, of course she did.

After one night with her, laying next to each other spent and exhausted, she traced patterns into the exposed skin of your stomach — humming softly as you played with her hair.

"Can I ask you a question?" She blurts out, her voice groggy from the tired feeling overwhelming her body. You nod down at where her head is rested against your stomach, furrowing your eyebrows in curiosity. "What’s with the sudden- hesitancy you have with… showing your body? I dunno, maybe I’m overthinking it but you weren’t like that before." Her voice was laced with genuine concern, but the question definitely made you tense up a bit.

"Uh…" You started, chuckling awkwardly and clearing your throat — taking a moment to really think about how to word your feelings without lying to Sevika. "Do you want me to be honest?" She furrowed her eyebrows, nodding. "Alright. Fuck it, yeah I guess… something changed. When you told me about the girls you used to hook up with I just got in my head, that’s all." You shrugged, teeth tugging on your bottom lip.

"How do you mean? Like- is that… a red flag or whatever to you?" She perked her head up to meet your gaze. "No! No, of course not. I think you’re literally perfect, and I think that’s part of the problem. I’m not… the most blessed in the boob department, I know the girls you were with certainly were and they pretty much all had that in common and I-" She cut you off with a scoff, shaking her head.

"That’s what this is about? You think I care about how big your boobs are?" She couldn’t help but chuckle, making you blush — embarrassed. "I just didn’t think I was your type, I guess. I know it’s stupid."

"You needa stop, honey. Of course you’re my type, are you kidding me? I’m- stupidly obsessed with you, you’re the perfect one!" She argued, she genuinely could not believe there was even a doubt in your mind about it.

After that conversation, you were certain to get showered in praise for the rest of your lifetime together. She doesn’t waste a single second admiring you, constantly having a hand on you, even using your boobs as stress balls on the occasion because she loves the way they fit perfectly in her hands. She would never ever let you feel insecure again around her.

[corviiids]

i think L should've tried harder to piss light off. provoking light into slipping up would not only be hilarious i also think it would be extremely easy and effective. not saying you could get light to actually confess this way, but he would definitely make more dumb mistakes if, for example, L kept interrupting their homoerotic brain chess matches to insist that kira is actually matsuda because the butts match

[viyojo]

You're a kid now…🧍‍♂️still a kid now!

[lovesickeros]

zhongli and neuvillette fighting over their reader 🤭🤭

scary dog privilege wherever you go, draconic courting gestures that would scare any regular person, they send each other deadly glares the moment you turn away,

stealing your clothes to just get a whiff of your scent, marking their territory all over your house - making it a battlefield basically, neuvillette (in my hc) is cooler and zhongli is warm so the cuddles are always so comfy ☺️😍,

they give you anything you want - you don't even have to lift a finger, they make you travel between the nations a lot though 😒 sooo clingyyy, extra gentle in their dragon forms as to not squish you, don't even get me started on the size difference 😍😍

just a little thought 🤭☺️

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Neuvi being colder is so real and canon. I see him as being colder + a lot more lithe, kinda lanky with smaller but sharper canines versus Zhongli who's warmer and a bit shorter then Neuvi + bulkier with bigger but not as sharp canines.

They've also got very different habits – Zhongli is very prideful not just of himself but his nation. He'll personally give your a tour and purposely drag it out as long as he can. Complimenting Liyue is basically complimenting him, checkmate Neuvi. Especially if he convinces you to try on some local Liyue fashion. Harmless and just a nice gift to anyone else but Neuvi sees it for what it is (since your wearing something from Liyue, technically wearing something of his. He loves his technicalities when it comes to staking a claim over you). Adds salt to the wound by touching you in totally innocent ways like to adjust you towards something he wants to show you or accidently brushing against you when he takes the bags of spoils he's practically drowning you in but really he's just making sure his scent sticks. He's just a sweet, nice gentleman with absolutely no ulterior motives trust.

Neuvillette does love Fontaine, but his habits are more about himself then the nation. He'll take you around if you ask or if the idea strikes him, but you'll probably stay around the making city area or the opera house specifically. He enjoys more personal time with just you and him then anything else. He values the immaterial to the material. Zhongli spoils you with gifts, but Neuvi tries to offer quality time irregardless of physical gifts (though he still gives them just not to the extent of Zhongli). He'll take you to see different operas if that's to your fancy, or leverage a bit of his authority to maybe see a few films since those seem to be hitting off in Fontaine recently. Bet that creaky old archon doesn't have those huh. He feels awkward if you want to watch a trial, but he'll reluctantly agree because. well. it's you. just don't wave or anything he's trying to work and he just Really wants to see you smile at him like that again and it makes him lose his train of thought. gets custom clothes designed by Chiori to replace your clothes from Liyue because they smell of Zhongli and it makes him sulky + he likes to match.

G-d forbid these two are in the same room as you because it's a war of attrition at that point. Constant accidental brush of the hand against your shoulder or elbow but it's just them trying to get rid of the others scent. they are side eyeing each other behind your back while being all smiles whenever your looking. If it's hot and you lean into Neuvi more he's practically GLOWING. not even smug he's just absolutely smitten and happy to be of service. immediately takes off his gloves and presses his hands to your face asking if your okay and if you want to go back with him. if it's cold out and you seek out Zhongli more hes smug as hell beneath the calm veneer. Offers you his coat and stay as physically close to you as he can under the pretense of being worried you'll catch a cold if he doesn't warm you up.

don't even get me started on your house either because you probably have tons of gifts from both of them accumulated everywhere. if Neuvi sees you use a tea set from Zhongli suddenly he had a fantastic gift idea he thought you'd like. he even got some tea included with it so why don't you let him make you some? Zhongli sees you using a goblet Neuvi gave you (totally a coincidence it's similar to his) and suddenly you have 27 square cups in your cabinets that you have no idea where they came from. if the goblet is mysteriously missing oh well. who knows :]

[bunnymadeofstardust]

it would be 100 times easier if we we're young again, but as it is, and it is...

@moons-among-distant-stars YOU. thank you :D, I had fun making this :]

it didn't come out exactly how I wanted, a bit warm for the song but I digress, love feels warm, and stars are too so

[clarissasbakery]

ppt2 things

[batbrainrot]

r.i.p. jason todd you would've loved i bet on losing dogs by mitski 🕊️

The Boy Wonder #2 by Juni Ba

[omegalerc]

ok but it’s time to discuss that this man here is very much pregnant.

[tynka-art]

Batstarion without latte ~ ☕🎄

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[hauntingyourself]

I love psychic + the ghost that follows them around character dynamics SO much