#1st grade teacher

[blondeweasel]

Since my school year is ending and I’ll soon be losing my Mini-Tech to 2nd Grade, here are some of my favorite moments/interactions of the last few weeks.

“Did you know that most birds in South America eat dragonflies?”

“Did you know that volcanoes can produce earthquakes?”

“George Washington lived during the Revolutionary War, but John said he was alive in the 1980s. That’s absurd!”

“I’m pretty sure we’re having recess in approximately 5 or 6 minutes.”

Because he can be restless and always moving, he fell out of his chair and hit his chin on his desk. He looked at me with wide teary eyes behind his goggles glasses and said in a shaky voice “I’m ok but maybe I should be more careful in the future.” (I still checked on him and send him up to the nurse for an ice pack despite him trying to be strong and brave)

And my favorite interaction:

Mini-Tech: “I’m a bit concerned today.”

Me: “Why?”

Mini-Tech: “It is overcast, rainy, and windy. That’s optimal conditions for an F-5 tornado.”

Me: “Oh, bud, don’t worry, we don’t have tornadoes in this part of the country.”

Mini-Tech: *looking at me skeptically* “I suppose. But the weather pattern is similar.”

I’m going to miss my daily fact-dumping sessions from my Mini-Tech!! I’ll have to seek him out next year and ask for some new facts he’s learned. My heart needs it!

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[nervocat]

I still think abt when my mom randomly said I might have adhd one day. I wasn't even on the spectrum when I was tested when I was in like 1st grade

[transxfiles]

kids gotta start playing with physical toys again i'm not even joking. if you've got nieces nephews kids of your own even a family friend with a little one you've gotta at least give them a stuffed animal, blocks, dolls, a tactile puzzle, ANYTHING i'm begging you. if you've got the jurisdiction to enact screentime limits PLEASE enact screentime limits. please

[woahpip]

the poise i keep every day in clicking away from local news articles instead of commenting "kill yourself" should be awarded

[pinacoladamatata]

Elf on the shelf is this fucker. He's pretty much "sent" to your house by Santa to spy on your kids. Throughout december parents put him in different "situations" every night (EVERY NIGHT, people are crazy). Anyhow, it's supposed to "watch" your kids and report back to santa whether they've been naughty or nice.

😂 wtf ok I am even more confused now maybe. The doll is supposed to be sentient? Or people are telling young kids the doll is sentient? This is so foreign I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around any kid believing this, but I guess if the parents are weird and do it from a very young age they would :/ yeah I can see how this be abused.

Like my family had a little Gumby figure we would all pose differently/in secret and put in unsuspecting places but it was like a joke and meant to surprise whoever found him. But no one tried to act like the Gumby was sentient and sending telepathic messages to our parents???

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[shirleyjacksonism]

soo everything in uni feels EXACTLY like school + I don't even like the subjects I'm studying. the classes are so exasperatingly boring and I do not care even a bit about the material. fighting the urge to fall asleep + dreaming about my room is NOT what I want to be constantly doing for 4 years straight

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[knic28]

I love my job so much it's the best job I ever had but the unique thing abt teaching elementary kids is that elementary kids are evil in a way that makes you love them and hate being around them

Anyways if anyone has any recommendations on how to make 7 and 8 year olds listen other than just going apeshit and jumping out the window I'd love to hear it

[druidgroves]

people who have to write out my full name & then decide not to capitalize the L even with the correct way sitting right in front of them will taste my blade