The Fandom: "OMG!! jyushimatsu is canon a bug fucker!! lol lets draw him literally fucking bugs!!"
Me, an intellectual: "he used the encyclopedia to cover the actual porn..."
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A few last minute votes roll in, as well as some very familiar shouting from the wings. It seems they could open up a portal just big enough to shove some notes (and their very vocal support) through.
“One vote for Osomatsu! It’s obvious that he’s been working his ass off as leader. Let him have his show and give us the full force of his charisma already! (Besides, we’re the hottest. I mean he is.) Give ‘em hell!”
“My vote would go out to all of my brothers, but alas, I must take something special for myself. I hope that Karamatsu gets the sort of show he’s always dreamt of, and that his fans get precisely what they want. 🌹”
“Choromatsu has the technical know how, the organization, and the variety of musical tastes it’d take to maintain a show on his own. It’s clear that he should get his show– it’s the only practical choice! (I’ll be rooting from the sidelines! Rinrin, Chororin!)”
“Ichimatsu has all of the support from the cats of the Akatsuka Ward pet shelter.” On the paper are several pawprints.
“ONE VOTE FOR 14MATSU! Can you imagine a show with the percussion as the main instrument? Tambourine, cymbals, taiko taiko taiko!! Make it loud!!”
“Todomatsu, for sure. He deserves his solo concert! He’s playing a new instrument onstage, singing, and still managing to rest and take care of himself enough to stay cute for his fans. Let him have this. Please, please, pleeeeease! 💖💖💖💖💖💖”
At the sound of shouting, the brothers all look up and around, but they can’t find their future pop star counterparts. They do, however, find some notes!
“Working my ass off? Hardly. It’s never looked better!” Osomatsu grins and gives a salute to the sky. “Whatever happens, you know I will! You up there, stay groovy!”
“Ah ... thank you, my astro-twin,” Karamatsu says with a dreamy sigh as he feels the universe giving him a hug. “It appears that this may be the way it shall go, after all! I promise to send you only the best pictures!”
Choromatsu sighs and nods. “See? He gets it. He understands.”
Ichimatsu just looks at the paper, cheeks flushing slightly. He folds it up and tucks it in his jacket pocket.
“Oh maaaan! Taiko!” The idea only makes Jyushimatsu light up like a million-watt bulb. “I wanna play taiko on stage! Hey, whoever wins, let me play, okay?”
Todomatsu’s pouting is momentarily relieved by the letter. “He’s right, though. I do deserve it! I’m working harder than ever - and looking cuter than ever!”
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keep moving forward, i guess.
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