#fujo.txt

[guromatsu]

i used to be an undercover blmatsu. it sucked. i remember my old friends were making fun of the karaichi endurance battle doujin in a call and i had to pretend i wasn’t fujoing the fuck out over it

[guromatsu]

Choro being dominated by fujo!reader who makes him call her “niichan”. he's a bit weirded out at first but he plays along for her. when he's getting close, he's babbling it over and over again and he eventually says “Osomatsu-niichan” by mistake (which is fine because reader is into it)

[guromatsu]

gero means vomit in japanese but is also the onomatopoeia for a frog’s ribbiting. choro canonically cannot hold his liquor very well. i think the implications are obvious

[guromatsu]

from akatsuka’s manga nyarome’s fun sex ed classroom. rough translation by me:

1: somestimes when I climb trees, play on the bars, or do sumo, i ejaculate, nyarome

2: oh no, it happened again

3: this is called “involuntary ejaculation” nyarome

😭💢

[guromatsu]

i'm very multiship when it comes to the matsus but i have always considered sokudo / suuji / zaimoku to be the correct way of splitting them into pairs to ensure that everyone has at least one brother to fuck

[guromatsu]

thinking about the time in 2016 when a fujo pissed a bunch of people off because she got #カラ松おしっこ我慢大会 (“karamts pee holding contest”) trending on japanese twitter

[guromatsu]

they won’t be for long. Not with me around

[guromatsu]

loli choro

That's it. That's the post.

[guromatsu]

sokudo don't even fuck after taking their clothes off they just do manzai until they cum

[guromatsu]

infinite handkerchief magic trick but with 14matsu’s small intestine

[guromatsu]

Next time i get my nails done i’m getting purple on my left hand and yellow on my right. subtle suuji representation. you’ve heard of yaoi hands but have you ever heard of incest yaoi hands

[guromatsu]

resting my head on jyushi’s ショタっぽい thighs. he’s patting my hair with his oversized sleeve. i’m ignoring the fact that he has a boner. a girl can dream..

[guromatsu]

boehba

I’m a lady in my early twenties. Started shipping the neets back in 2016. This show’s never left my fujo mind and I’ve been wanting to make a blog like this for a while now.

I’m a Juicymatsu girl. Also love Choro a lot. Favorite pairings are sokudo, suuji, and touoso, but I’m very multiship and like literally everything.

Expect lots of dead dove content here. Fiction ≠ reality.

[guromatsu]

I love the part of the movie where Choro’s UOOOHing at high school Totoko and middle school Nyaa. Like, no wonder he shares a seiyuu with Araragi.

[guromatsu]

gore text under the cut

I love Kara’s itai outfit with the jorts and sparkly tank top. The shorts are especially cute. His legs are exposed so you can cut them up really easily after pinning him down. Punch them, break them, burn them, flay them to the bone… mob ojisans, take notes

I want a fat ugly bastard that’s bigger and stronger than Kara to sit on him to pin him down and fuck up his legs. Kara can’t see the damage being done until ojisan is finished and stands up. And ojisan doesn’t finish until it’s undeniably impossible for Kara to ever walk again.

just imagine the look on kara’s face when he sees his own femur

[guromatsu]

i get that people watch ososan just because they think it's funny and not for shipping purposes. but idk i feel like it becomes infinitely funnier when you imagine the brothers fucking each other