#11. in the soup

[howtodrawyourdragon]

Hiccup tricking Norbert into telling him about the Vegetable-That-No-One-Dares-Name by pretending to be a flat-earther. The world can only be round if the potato exists, proving that America exists.

Which pisses Norbert off, who declares Hiccup must be killed.

No, wait.

Educated and then killed!

[isjasz]

What if: consider boatgem

Edit: also BUTTERCUP SOUP

[ciipher-arts]

@mfdragon How dare you make my joke funnier

A follow up to this.

[jenbobbyy]

big lad

[soupercreeper]

ok so likeeee ermmmm ☝️

what the fuck.

[jennicatzies]

He has plans for you

[melblur]

my taskbar broke somehow to where every icon brings up the wrong instance. as a result my file explorer now exclusively shows me radiohead.

[residents-of-spookys-mansion]

Ok guys hot take #2….

The new trailer for the physical release of sjsm came out yesterday and I have some…thoughts. First off….

I fucking hate the new models. Like holy shit.

But first I’ll start with what I do like, cause it’s not all bad.

Beef demon looks- alright? I really like that they gave him goat feet and his hands look more creepy although I don’t get why his arms are so long. Also his big eyes throw me off. But not too bad.

Deer lord and Ringu also look alright and their gameplay seems to be the same. They do look a bit malnourished, but not too bad over all. Also we finally can see specimen 13 swimming in the water!!!!! Also we can see the ex-specimen 11 and spooper who look good! Specimen 3 looks the best and absolutely terrifying.

I am excited to see if they change some death screens or themes. That’s what I really want to know and I’m kinda hyped for a possible specimen 7 death screen and gameplay changes. Also the white cat looks cute!

Now for what I don’t like….

Now I already spoke about the parasite, and my stance still stands. They look god awful but I went into that in that previous post. Ben looks British and still looks super off. My issue is with specimen 2 and ESPECIALLY bab.

Specimen 2 is so god damn thin and they look elongated for some reason. They look so fucking goofy. Also his animation when he comes out of a puddle is so quick and looks like it cuts at the end. (But that could be an animation glitch so I’ll let it slide for now) Now bab has the worst case of being so fucking thin for no reason.

Like damn bitch I didn’t know skinny people need representation cause WTF. Why is she runway model thin. I know she’s supposed to be a “mannequin” but holy shit I’ve seen mannequins at the mall less skinny than her. Not to mention her movement and model in general looks so weird and moves just as awkwardly.

They basically shattered all hope I had that they would try to improve the models but what I’ve seen probably will be final. Most of my complaints chalk down to the models and art direction. Mostly since we haven’t seen much gameplay, but it’s hard to mess that up. So I think it’s mostly just the models that suck fuck.

I swear they’re going to make everyone so skinny. I fear what the old man, taker, and some of the doll house characters will look like.

I just hope for more specimen 14 content at the least.😔

[dailyverse-discord-quotes]

[dragonflavoredcake]

Pearl: I'd like to enter Impulse into the soup-eating contest next time. Grian: Is he pretty good at that? Pearl: He's doing his share! Gem, to Impulse: Didn't you finish a bowl not that long ago? Impulse: I'm still eating. Pearl: He's on his—he's on his nineteenth bowl.

[rain-124c41]

Resident Evil Vendetta is a comedy, you can't change my mind

[howtodrawyourdragon]

There it is! The famous scene of Hiccup taking the axe midair and flipping it bright side down!

[misguidedpebble]

akarsha: noelle you are so skrunkly scrimbo i love u so bad you’re the girl ever i wanna put you in my pocket and build a home for you in there you’re the skrunkliest :33

noelle: *unamused* ……what in god’s name are you saying to me right now

[th3-bl00d-on-yr-hands-rom3o]

You're all liers btw there's TWELVE FUCKING SWORDS.

[ragdolls-and-such]

I know I've never posted about my ocs on here before, but I'm really proud of this piece

YES this is a redraw of that one aquabats album (hi-five soup), YES these characters are all based on aquabats songs, YES i would die for them. <3 and NO these are not their canon outfits i just did it for the pic

[auquiz]

What shade of antique lamp are you by Uweiy on uquiz