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God is GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!

ATHEIST nerds are spineless, cowardly, and would let their loved ones burn to death - but even my weaker sons have the strength of Jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even though Quintus is too busy reading the good book to hit the treadmill, he didn’t hesitate to save his family from the barbecue-flavored flames of Hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Valerie wanted to call the fire department, but she insisted that our trees were blocking her way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It didn’t make any sense, but that’s a woman for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is why God commands women to keep sweet and submit to their husbands - if men had to listen to us, nothing would get done because they’ll get too confused!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PTL for brave Quintus, and we’ll be thanking the Lord all day for keeping us safe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Johnny may be leaving soon, but he still found time to make worship music with his little sisters one last time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Once he’s gone, it will just be Ulrike and Valerie, but I’m sure they’ll be fine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And if not, a stern talk on contentment will fix it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

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As soon as my little girls are tall enough to reach the flower arranging table, I teach them how to use it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s such wonderful mommy-daughter bonding, and I just LOVE teaching my little girls about God’s glorious creation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Valerie, for whatever reason, didn’t have much of an opinion.)

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Thursday, Spring birthdays: Opal (Teen), Valerie (Child).

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Today, I want to give an update on our buddy systems!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Even though our Debbie is not-so-little and almost ready to marry out, she still has her wards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Her final buddies are Opal and Ulrike!!!!!!!!!!! Which is just perfect, because they both love to hang out in the rec room anyways!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (a/n: Debbie was assigned other kids but she swapped them for Opal and Ulrike, Christina just didn’t notice)

Debbie used to have Rory, but when I went to take the picture I realized he already became a Child!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Time sure flies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When Debbie marries out, Louise will be a teen, so Louise will inherit Opal and Ulrike!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Next up: my sweet and wonderful Holy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She looks after Nicole, Sally, and Theodore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Of course, Holy is usually in the garden, so Nicole takes the most care of Theodore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don’t mind, because as of late Holy has acquired another buddy... Ida!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( Ida needs to be taught how to be a proper and gentle woman of God, which is Holy’s new task!!!!!!!!!!

Speaking of Ida... I decided to help nurture her innate feminine sense of responsibility and motherhood by giving her the most buddies!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ida is in charge of Louise, Petunia, Valerie, and Wyatt!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Of course, Petunia is quite a handful and Wyatt is still young enough to need his mommy, so I help her out there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Men are incapable of caring for or nurturing children, so they aren’t “buddies” in a traditional sense, but Elijah and Mark deserve an honorable mention!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Elijah is trying SO hard to help Mark catch up in school and it just warms my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In fact, I’ve heard Mark slip up and call Elijah “dad”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They don’t like to talk about it - oh, men and their stoicism!!!!!!!!!!!!

Baby X isn’t here yet, but when they are my special and precious little blessing will be Holy’s buddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Only the best for my baby :D