#100talberts

[100talberts]

from 100blessings Simstablr

To certain followers of my Simsta: maybe memorize Proverbs 20:19 and Ephesians 4:29 before going online!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! To the others: let me tell you the TRUTH about what happened at that Shop N Mart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My pious and Godly daughter, Petunia Talbert, was NOT arrested!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is safely at home, free from punishment by the secular and control-crazed “laws”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As a date, Charlie Scott took Petunia to the local mega store to witness to the Godless shoppers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everything was going wonderfully until, in the clothing section, they found disgusting pedophile clothes for children!!!!!!!!!!!!! These were baseball caps featuring a cat and the word “Purride” in rainbow colors - clearly to brand children as future homosexuals for the alphabet mafia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Charlie did the rational thing and kicked the display over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And that’s when the heathen employees tried to kick them out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! One was a woman in pants, so these people were clearly trying to oppress Charlie and Petunia for being Christ-following Christians!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To those of you that saw the viral video of Petunia screaming and collapsing every time an employee approached her, worry not - it was just an act to keep these Satanists away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seeing the Godly power radiating from Charlie and Petunia, one of them called the cops!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Clearly, they knew they couldn’t triumph over Jesus and wanted reinforcements!!!!!!!!!!!!

As you can see, one of the male cops was a filthy pervert and put his sinner hands on my daughter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Only Charlie has the right to touch her virgin forearms, and this man violated that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

However, I had a very stern talk with her about forcefully placing her ankle against this man’s most intimate area!!!!!!!!!!!! No woman should ever touch an adult man she is not related or married to, even if “he started it”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A Godly woman knows that furthering premarital contact is just a fast way to get into Hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Especially when it inflicts hurt - women aren’t made for aggression!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Attacking your attacker is only for men, as us women are naturally inclined to keep calm and sweet even in horrible situations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

These police (who are NOT examples of their kind!!!! We back the blue, as MOST cops are fair and reasonable!!!!!!!) were clearly afraid of God’s wrath, as all they did was escort them out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stand strong during these trials, and the Lord will protect you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Petunia, we are overjoyed to have you home safe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ignore the heathen rumors and proudly stand for Jesus, and you will be rewarded in Heaven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[oswanily]

daydreams, clouds, cuddles :)

Hi! Thanks for the ask <3

daydreams - if you could be anything or anyone, who would you be?

A cat. I wish I could be a cat.

clouds - describe one of your favorite dreams?

My dreams aren't usually happy. I have awful nightmares most nights. I did dream we adopted three more kittens the other day. I gave them lots of cuddles. That one was a nice dream.

cuddles - do you have any pets?

my host parents have two cats: Opal and her daughter Ruby. They are both purebred Birmans. Opal is 3 years 5 months old, Ruby is 1 and a half. And since i have a whole folder on my pc with cat pictures, 1) is Opal as a kitten, 2) is Opal with her babies (Ruby and her sisters Rose and Violet), 3) is Opal now and 4) is Ruby now:

[our-little-kingdom]

🤫

one of the younger banks kids will find their freedom in the midst of chaos for the family.

[beebeesiims]

Idk what to ask, but I love your sims and would love to hear more about any of them lmao

Stop it that literally means so much to me 😭

Well I suppose I can tell you that Theo’s favorite color is blue? And that you’ve already met one of her kids on this blog if you go back a bit… 👀

[quiver-full-of-sims]

1, 5, and 14 :)

1. how big is your mods folder? I already answered this here!

5. what type of cc do you hoard? I already answered this here!

14. who is your current favorite sim? ...aaaaaaaand I also already answered this! You can find my response here! 🤣

Thanks for asking, @100talberts!

Play the simblr ask game!

[are-they-all-sims]

"Kleptomaniac" "Evil" "Fussy" what the hell is going on at the Hills household

😂😂😂 I was wondering if anyone would notice that! I have no idea, I think Alessia and Kobe will have their hands full as the boys get older.

[biblethumpersims]

Hi! 5, 22, 31 for the ask game! Thanks!

Hi!

5. How do you choose your characters’ names?

For the Tidwells, I choose "normal" names from the Bible, aside from fReEdOm sAvIoR. The last name 'Tidwell' is actually Christina Talbert's maiden name... except I fucked up because it's Peter's family name, not Hannah, and Christina is Hannah's older sister lmao.

Jessica and Michael Hopper were randomized in CAS. For the kids, Noelle and Carol are named after the fact that they were born on Christmas. For the rest of the kids, I use names that were popular baby names in the 60s. Except for the boy's middle names. The boys are middle named after artists of religious paintings... except for one boy, who we'll see later on ;)

For the Morrows, 'Abel' was taken from a goth Sim I made years ago and everyone else got names meaning sadness, destroyer, etc, except for the last two. I ran out of names I liked and had to get... creative lmao. The surname Morrow, of course, is just Sorrow with an M, and tbh kind of makes me think of the word 'morose' so yeah.

Faith Ann, Mary Holly, and Noelle Julie all have special middle names. They're named after the Talberts I took inpo from when creating them.

22. choose a favourite character from your story so far

omg nooooooo. It's a solid 4 way split between Faith, Adam, Benoni, and Zilla (and Maeve Abigail Oswald tbh, but I'm limiting myself to characters from my played households).

If I really had to pick, I'd go with Faith, but it's toughhhh.

31 drop some random trivia about your story

I was originally going to have Joel Tidwell and Shannon Hopper get together in a Romeo and Juliet thing, but then I realized I could keep the family feud going into the next gen and scrapped that. I'll still do a fundie Romeo & Juliet story, but I'll wait until this Tidwell vs Hopper thing has multiple generations behind it for extra spice.

Also... I'm not 100% on it yet, but I think I'll have a certain Talbert son marry my Morrow heiress. Idk though.

Thanks for the ask :)

[a-new-oasis]

Announcements!

Well! Well, we're full of announcements recently! Noah is at last officially courting Nicole Talbert (@100talberts)! Sadly, the weather wasn't very good when we took these photos. Martina is very excited to her friend be one day her in-love!

As for Levi and Dinah, they have had the first meeting in getting to know each other. Special friendships are important before the idea of courtship and marriage should come to mind! Mr Chamberlain sent his daughter here to Finchwick since her mother's family used to be apart of our community and her mother wished to catch up on old times!

[100talberts]

Sul Sul, my siblings in Christ!!!!! I can’t believe it’s been ten years since my last update!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have SO MUCH to share!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FIRST: we moved!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God has blessed Jeb with promotions, and PTL we were able to upgrade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I won’t go through the whole house, but there’s a very special room I want to mention!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When we bought the house, it came with a small nursery off of the master bedroom, which is just silly!!!!!!!!!!!! Imagine my daughters having to go through Jeb and I’s room every time the baby cries!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So we put the baby in the hallway outside the girl’s room and converted the baby room to a Jesus Room!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My little sister, Hannah, swears by them!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now, instead of a small part of a hallway, we have an entire room to worship God and repent for our sins!!!!!!!!!!!!! How Godly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And speaking of babies, I will of course share how my Godly quiver has changed over the years!!!!! Some arrows had to be shot off into the world to spread God’s glory and grow quivers off their own, but there’s always a fresh and adorable little arrow to replace them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Winona and Veronica got married to their now-husbands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course, Xavier got married as well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! His so-called “bride” chose to dress as some freak from Satan’s forest rather than a modest and pure daughter of the Lord at the wedding, but now that’s Xavier’s problem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yvette and Zinnia had some troubles finding husbands, so they signed up for our church’s Making Christ-Centered Couples program!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MCCC helps Godly young men and women find their Godly match, and through God’s glorious love powers He matched my daughters up with Dustin and Archer Goth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unfortunately, Tanny refused to attend Yvette’s wedding because Archer Goth allegedly bullied him, but Tanny was clearly just being overdramatic and unreasonable!!!!!!!!!!!!! If something was wrong, I would have been told, and Tanny has never, ever said anything to me!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, they can duke it out at the Pearly Gates!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As you can see, Zinnia took half the cats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She took Bible, Angel, God’s Mercy, and God’s Love while Gregory kept God’s Might, God’s Light, God’s Grace, and God’s Will!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Of course, none of them are kittens anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aaron isn’t my first son to leave at 18 with no girlfriend, but I pray he will be the last!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don’t know what your life has in store, Aaron, but Mama will be praying for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(a/n: He’s the property of are-they-all-sims now lmao. Given away like cattle, God bless 🙏 )

Bethany met and married Josiah Hays!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Although I STRONGLY discouraged her from wearing that slutty eyeliner, her headship allowed it so now she wears the Devil’s paint on her face every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So sad :(

Naturally, Bethany moved just two houses down from Winona!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hear their kids are growing up close, which is just wonderful!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Family is the most important thing in life after God, after all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clara found a fellow Technophobe, Thaddeus Charm, and they married!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They moved away to the country, where they live such a sweet little farmer life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’ll stop here to keep this post as trim as a Godly lady’s waistline ;) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Next up: the blessings still at home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[oswanily]

Goth, Future, Ember :)

Hiii! Thanks for the ask! ❣️

Goth: Favorite townie?

Morgan Fyres!

Future: What is #1 on your TS4 wishlist?

My Wedding Stories, and Strangerville. I'm also getting the new kit when it comes out, the blanket fort thingy one.

Ember: Favorite aspiration?

Big happy family, of course!

[fundiesimsfamily]

Check In Tag ✔️

Tagged by @100talberts Thanks for the tag :)

Why did you choose your url?

I couldn't think of something better, to be honest. So the title is what it is. Maybe I should change it when fundiechurch starts

Any side blogs? If you have them name them and why you have them.

Yes, @fundiepredictions because I didn't want my snark and preditions interfering with my sims

How long have you been on tumblr?

About two years now

Do you have a queue tag?  

No

Why did you start your blog in the first place?  

To document the journey of my fundie sims family like @meetthefundies and @quiver-full-of-sims

Why did you choose your icon/pfp?  

It's one of the weddingphoto's of the current heir. I change it when I enter a new generation. I choose this so everyone would know how they used to look before childeren.

Why did you choose your header?  

Well, it's like above, it's also a weddingphoto fo the current heir with the same reason.

What’s your post with the most notes?  

The obituary of my second gen heir.

How many mutuals do you have?  

20

How many followers do you have?  

134

How many people do you follow?  

127

Have you ever made a shitpost?  

Well, I have made some that I think could have done better. But a really shitpost? I think I wouldn't dare to actually post one

How often do you use tumblr each day?  

At least 2 times. One time in the morning to check what happend in the night. Because I sleep when all you americans live. And then I check again before I got to bed to see if something already happend.

Did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? who won?  

No

How do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this’ posts?  

I don't really like those and you will see me rarely reblog one of them.

Do you like tag games?  

Yes! This is my first one and so far I'm liking it.

Do you like ask games?  

Yes!

Which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?  

@meetthefundies ofcourse!!!

Do you have a crush on a mutual?  

No

[beebeesiims]

8, 22 (other than Theo), 16 :)

what about your story are you proud of?

honestly?? just that i've made it this far. i'm still kind of disappointed in myself for getting overwhelmed by all of the in depth plans i had for the pancakes, so the fact that i'm on generation [redacted] out of 5 and still really attached even though i have plans for my next gameplay already makes me really happy.

what about the process do you enjoy?

just playing! sometimes i do specifically engineer screenshots for the sake of a story, but most of the time, i'm just clicking and dragging along and i really love when the sims give me the stories and the screenshots themselves. like mallory always having hurt sentiments towards the kids, or theo just really suiting short hair.

choose a favourite character from your story so far

derrick.

[quiver-full-of-sims]

1, 35, 42 :)

Under the cut, because I can’t control myself! :)

1. Favorite character?

I already answered that here!

35. The best/most fun part of playing with fundie sims?

The genetics! I love seeing how the kids turn out. I also love the challenge of running huge households!

42. Do you have any tips for new (or old) fundie simblrs? (Whether it’s tips about storytelling, gameplay tips, CC-finding tips, or otherwise.)

I do!

First: plan, plan, plan! I have a document where I keep track of the events that will be happening next in my story, and I recommend you do the same. I don’t have a character spreadsheet, but I’m probably going to start one once we switch to Dora. Your planning doc doesn’t have to be perfectly detailed- even a rough timeline is super helpful. Mine looks like this:

Write out posts in your spare time! Even if you can’t open up the game at the moment, you can draft a stack of posts and just add the images in later. Time is money, people!

Get attached to your sims! Create dialogue in your head (even if you’ll never use it), write blurbs for each child (either on a family tree or a Google doc), and try to explore their thoughts. If I feel like I'm not ~vibing~ with a sim (😂), I'll try to write an email/letter and a diary entry from their perspective. I don't share them on my blog, but it helps me get a sense of who they are as sims. If you love your sims, you’ll want to play with them more.

Fourth and final tip: CC finds blogs are a godsend when looking for fundie CC. I use @/maxismatchccworld, @/mmfinds, and @/twentiethcenturysims.

Thank you for asking, @100talberts​!

[are-they-all-sims]

7 :)

Yay, thanks for playing!!

This sim isn't done with scandals yet 👀 he/she has one more coming in the next few years.

[anewnewcrest]

Share how you discovered the sims franchise & the very first sims game you played (e.g. ts2)!

In the summer of 2005, when I was 15, I took a trip to Germany (ironically quite close to where I live now for totally unrelated reasons) to meet up with some friends I was administering a tiny German fanfiction site with. We did a lot of gaming during the meet-up, and I also saw Sims 2 for the very first time actually played, and not only my friend's screenshots! I was instantly hooked, and when I went back home, I bought that game and I played it a lot until I met my now-husband a few years later and he introduced me to World of Warcraft.

A couple years ago, the same friend who'd introduced me to Sims 2 way back when (who I'd fallen out of contact with and then re-connected with ten years later) mentioned Sims 4 and that it runs decently on rather old machines, and I tried it out for free during an Origin trial, and then it very quickly stopped being free and here I am!

@100talberts Thank you for tagging me!

[sims-and-counting]

25 for Nat, 39 for Wanda, F for Ruby :)

25. What are Nat's thoughts on marriage? (Nat's 17/18 in the timeline, so I'll go with her thoughts at that age)

It's an absolute waste of time. It's just an extra person to try to control you or tell you what to do, and she doesn't want kids anyway, so what's the point?

39. How easy is it for Wanda to ignore flaws in other people?

You could be waving a red flag right in her face and she wouldn't see it.

F) What do you feel when you think of Ruby (pride, excitement, frustration, etc)?

Honestly right now? Boredom. She's a great character but hard to play a fundie save with her because she's too nice. I'm proud of her for breaking out of the fundie mold, but it's just not as exciting to play with.

Thank you @100talberts!