#100talberts quintus

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God is GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!

ATHEIST nerds are spineless, cowardly, and would let their loved ones burn to death - but even my weaker sons have the strength of Jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even though Quintus is too busy reading the good book to hit the treadmill, he didn’t hesitate to save his family from the barbecue-flavored flames of Hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Valerie wanted to call the fire department, but she insisted that our trees were blocking her way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It didn’t make any sense, but that’s a woman for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is why God commands women to keep sweet and submit to their husbands - if men had to listen to us, nothing would get done because they’ll get too confused!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PTL for brave Quintus, and we’ll be thanking the Lord all day for keeping us safe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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from 100blessings Simstablr

We all know about the buddy system for women and children - you assign each of your oldest daughters some of her younger sisters and toddlers to look after - but what about the boys??!!??!!

Some families will tell their teen girls they must care for boys under 13, but we stop their influence at 6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A boy can’t grow into a man if he’s coddled and bubble wrapped by women all the time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeb is at work most of the day, so we usually let the boys run free among themselves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Men weren’t created with a nurturing bone in their body - in fact, in our family we joke that the ‘nurturing bone’ is what God took from Adam to create Eve with!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It would be useless to ask our teen boys to take responsibility for another living human!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But boys will be boys, and our boys hang out with their little brothers when they have something in common!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s such a joy to see my boys get a strong masculine influence in their lives despite Jeb’s busy schedule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Xavion wasn’t bothered that the girl’s room was off-limits. Knowledge items like the chemistry table were more fun anyways.

He quickly befriended Dale Brinkley, a fellow nerd. This instantly made him one of the most popular Talbert kids.

Meanwhile, Quintus was working on his own social circle.

“So... How do I contact your dad?”

“Why?”

“You’ve made a strong impression on me, Lola. I want to ask him about you.”

“He won’t let any random boy from the library date me. Can you prove you’re actually a man of God?”

“Not to brag or anything, but my name is Quintus Talbert. Yeah, the guy with 53 siblings. How many atheists can say that?”

“Talbert? Like that girl who was arrested at the Shop N Mart?”

“...More like renowned Watcherly ChristTube stars Christian Talbert and Winona Hillman-nee-Talbert.”

“Didn’t Christian Talbert have a baby out of wedlock?”

“...Renowned Watcherly ChristTube star Winona Hillman-nee-Talbert.”

Upstairs, Xavion and Dale go on the balcony. Thanks to the rain and nobody normal ever visiting, it was deserted.

“Do you ever think about kissing other boys?”

“Why do you ask me that after getting me alone?”

“If Mr. Flex heard, he’d think I was a homosexual and tell my dad.”

“Are you?” Dale didn’t sound accusatory. He sounded curious. But to be safe, Xavion shook his head.

“No. I was just wondering if it was common. Wanna use the telescope?”

“We won’t see anything. Wanna play with my robot dog toy?”

“Ok!”

“...while I don’t care about some failed actor brother of yours, I am interested in the city. Are you really going to move your wife there?”

“Absolutely. There’s sinners that need saving, and only a genius like me can reach them.”

“That’s pretty cool. Most boys stay away from that place. Maybe you aren’t too bad.”

“So I can meet your father?”

“No.”

“You’re being very assertive and uncooperative. God doesn’t like it when girls act like boys, you know.”

“I need to safeguard my purity.”

“That’s what your dad is for! If I weren’t good enough for you, your dad wouldn’t let us be together.”

“...I can’t argue with that. Alright, I’ll give you his number.”

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The current nerds of the Talbert kids - Quintus, Wyatt, and Xavion - often went to the Watcherly Christian Library Of God together.

As much as it insisted it was The Godliest Ever, the library wasn’t above letting teenage girls “volunteer” their time there.

Naturally, every time they visited, Quintus abandoned his brothers to chat up one of the girls. With comments like “you women sure are good at organizing - your future headship is a lucky man” and “if we pray together, do you think the Lord will tell us we flamin-go together”, his intentions were obvious.

Painfully so.

Meanwhile, the younger boys would split off to do their own thing. Wyatt often read the more advanced books while Xavion wandered to the kid’s area.

“Hey, kid, don’t go there.”

“What? Why?”

“That’s the girl’s playroom. You’re a boy.”

“Oh. Sorry. Why is the oven in the girl room?”

“Because cooking is for women. God designed women to cook and men to eat.”

“My brother wants to be a chef and my dad says that’s ok.”

“It’s different when it’s a career. It’s more serious and advanced than what women do.”

“What about the bunny?”

“What about the bunny? It’s for girls and homosexuals. You aren’t a homosexual, are you?”

“What’s that?”

“Men who...” The teen’s face screwed into something repulsed. “They kiss other men. They’re an abomination before God. You aren’t one, are you?”

Xavion wasn’t stupid. The way the boy acted made it clear that there was only one answer. “Of course not. I wanna kiss girls and I’m gonna marry one and she’ll cook for me.”

“Good, good. Now go play with the other boys.”

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Saturday Birthdays: Quintus (teen), Wyatt (child), Yates and Zena (toddlers).

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Tragedy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Poor little Quintus is sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I remembered what Jeb said, so there will be ZERO stews or herbs for my strong young man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He’ll use his natural, masculine strength to fight this off, and nothing else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How glorious God’s design for men’s bodies is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Girls aren’t the only ones that struggle with the Devil’s emotions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quintus has KINDLY and GENEROUSLY tried to help Mark in school, but Mark has the audacity to be MAD at him over it :( :( :( !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (a/n: for context, Quintus is ~7 and Mark is ~11)

Sometimes, certain kids fall behind for average and some kids excel beyond his years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When this happens, the fool should GRACIOUSLY accept his brother’s help despite any age difference!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Especially if your old(er) teacher is preparing to get married and go to college!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pray that Mark embraces a grateful heart and accept that his brother just wants to help!!!!!!!!!!!!! Amen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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And now, a post about the Godly arrows that are still in my quiver!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Up first is Deborah, my new oldest-at-home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She’s such a wonderfully creative and pious girl, if a bit dreary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ve been struggling for years to get her to choose joy, and PTL soon it will be her future husband’s problem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And who is her not-so-in-the-distant future husband? Alex Reinhardt, a creative and serious young man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They’re very good at saving their first touches for marriage - even insisting on no premarital eye contact!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! As you can see in the picture, they’ve come close, but they swear their eye contact virginities remain unsullied!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Next are the triplets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Elijah, my oldest boy, is such a Godly intellectual!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He and Jeb are like two peas in a pod, always playing chess and discussing the depths of the Bible!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unfortunately, Elijah is single!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( Although I’ve introduced him to many Godly young women, none of them meet his (frankly, EXTREME!!!!!!!) standards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pray for him!!!!!!!!

My second triplet boy is Flynn!!!!!!!!!!!!! Flynn has many Jesus-loving friends and is the light of every party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He has a passion for bringing family-friendly, God honoring comedy back to TV and plans on becoming a professional comedian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Next to him is his girlfriend, Teresa Lange!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They’ve agreed that light touches, like shoulder bumps, are acceptable but the heavy touches like kissing will be saved for marriage!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The last triplet is Gregory!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Between the “chair incident” in his boyhood, the time he wanted to wear bunny pajamas, and his lifelong love of cats (a very feminine delight), it’s obvious the Devil is fighting to turn him to the gay homo lifestyle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Naturally, I was very concerned that he would never find a wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But then I heard that a strange yet church-going and pious family, the Morrows, were looking to arrange a marriage between their daughter and a Jesus-loving man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hopped on the chance immediately, and now Gregory is ENGAGED to a special mystery Morrow ;) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! To ensure ultimate purity, the Morrows believe a man and woman shouldn’t even MEET until they’re at the altar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How quirky!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Morrows have a lovely selection of daughters, aside from that foul Zilla, and I would be happy to welcome any of them to the family!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (a/n: this isn’t qUaRkY foreshadowing; it’s not Zilla)

Sweet and wonderful Holy (not Holly!!!!!!!!) isn’t old enough for boys juuuust yet, so she stays at home with her beloved Mama and helps me with the garden!!!!!!!!!!! She has a Godly gift for flower arranging, just like ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! As a mother, I love all my kids equally, but Holy and Sally are secretly my favorites ;) (a/n: not the secret she thinks it is)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Next is wonderful Ida!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She’s not afraid to get down and dirty in the garden, weeding and watering no matter the weather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The only flaw she has is her foul temper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ida is much too argumentative and strong-willed for a young lady!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Holy and I do our best to set a good example of quiet and submissive femininity, but it’s been tough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pray that He works His magic in her heart so she can be a gentle and feminine wife one day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Johnny is my youngest Teen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even though he’s barely a teenager, he’s already making plans about how he’ll win his future wife one day!!!!!!!!!! Not only is he a ladies man, he’s also preparing for the competition before it starts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wonderful Keith is my oldest Child!!!!!!!!!!!!! He’s a good boy that quietly sits out of the way - a mama’s dream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sweet Louise is a darling little girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She loves to play outside with her sisters - so wholesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Men don’t have the nurturing instinct of unconditional love that a mother does, so unfortunately Jeb hasn’t been very fond of poor Mark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! While many boys aren’t very school-inclined, Mark finds himself especially bad at it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ve had Elijah take over teaching duty and told him to tutor Mark, but Mark continues to struggle!!!!!!!!!! I’ve suggested that God’s glorious plan for Mark is likely the army or some other respectable athletic pursuit, but Jeb won’t be moved!!!!!!!!!!!! I pray that Mark stops struggling so Jeb can learn to love him :( :( :(

Next up is sweet little Nicole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This miracle is the baby I was pregnant with over vacation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love to joke that all the vacation pictures we took inspired her own love of the camera!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just know that, one day, she’ll have her own photo wall of all her own God-given miracles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who knows - maybe she’ll even marry a photographer and get a few tips from her man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Opal is another sweet arrow in the quiver!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Although she hardly knew Bethany, she certainly took on her love of knitting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Opal is also a sociable little girl and loves to play with her family, so she and Louise are good friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All women are overemotional and irrational, but Petunia takes it to the extreme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She has horrible countenance, and I hope to train it out of her by the time she’s a Teen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She has a particular affection for the animals, our dog Duke especially, so I’ve been trying to use them to help her learn to obey, sit, and fetch!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pray it works!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Little Quintus only just Aged Up, but he’s already becoming quite the wise guy!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m so glad to know Jeb will have a son to hang out with after Elijah moves out (a/n: fuck the other boys ig)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And now we have my littlest littles!!!!!!! Rory a Toddler, but he’s going to become a big boy soon!!!!!!!!!!!!! Until then, I’ll treasure every toddler hug I can get!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It feels like just yesterday that I was WONDERFULLY BLESSED with not just a daughter, but an S daughter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sweet little Sally is named after her grandma, and she takes after grandma AND mama with her love of being outside in the garden!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! As a woman, there’s no greater joy than helping the little blessing God gave me learn about His glorious creation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It saddens and shocks me beyond belief that, if I were not a holy woman, I might have MURDEROUSLY SLAUGHTERED my sweet little joy in my belly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ladies, before you commit the most heinous sin of all, look at Sally!!!!!!!!!!!! Would you take out a gun and shoot her as she stands?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!!! Of course not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So why would it be ok to take away her precious, tiny life before she had legs to stand on?!?!?!?!??!?!??!!! GOD, I thank You every day for sending Sally to a Godly mama that loves and protects her like no other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3

After Sally is Theodore :)

After Theodore is Ulrike :)

aaand my youngest Toddler, Valerie :)

(a/n: hard to talk about your kids when you stop raising them at this point :/ she only knows what the older kids are like because she interviewed them before making the post)

Next up: my infant baby, Wyatt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You might think he’s my youngest, but he’s NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BABY X is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s only been a few hours (a/n: Sim time, so like a few weeks of real time) since I got that positive test, but I already love and cherish them like no other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not just because they’re another blessing from the Lord, but because this baby is NUMBER 50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That’s right - I’m the PROUD MOTHER of 50 children, and once Baby X is Earthside we’ll throw a HUGE celebration!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We’d celebrate now, but we want the baby in the pictures without my skin and clothes in the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course, this won’t mean I’m done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Only God can decide when my womb will be closed, so if He is willing then I’ll get to have Babies Y, Z, A, and more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God bless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!