#100talberts tyrell herron

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(3rd person update)

Once Christina and Jeb were stuck at the hospital, the Talbert children went “wild”.

Betty and Marvin *gasp* hugged before marriage!!

Harvey drank directly from the punch bowl while Glenn and Kayla stole a bunch of food.

Christian invited Tyrell over, and the two talked about things other than Jesus! They even spoke to... a working woman! Who was wearing pants!!1!!!1

Julie danced.

Lovell stole the microphone and started singing. Luckily, Irene was able to crank up the volume on that violin.

Daniel eavesdropped on everybody to make sure nothing suspicious was going on. Which is what he normally does, and is entirely Christina-approved, so... good job not going off the Jesus rails, Daniel.

Eve, however, brazenly spoke to unmarried young men without a chaperone!

Naomi crawled outside and napped on some leaves. Again, not wild or reckless even by Talbert standards, but somebody should really have kept an eye on the toddlers or something.

Ann certainly didn’t. Her and Max are both Romantic, so they were much too busy playing tonsil hockey to notice anything going on around them.

At one point, she wasn’t even around to witness most of it.

Abigail, however, was present for the entire reception, so it’s only a matter of time before some of this gets back to Christina...

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Another 3rd person update!

Christina leaves the bulk of the chores to her daughters, leaving her with plenty of time to arrange flowers, complain that she’s the only one pulling her weight in this golly gosh darned household, and be completely oblivious to things like...

...Christian getting back on his Tyrell bullshit. Although I never posted about it, as kids they hung out enough to max their friendship bar (thanks to mccc, it’s still maxed lmao). Christian likes to lead strangers to Jesus, but his biggest goal is leading Tyrell to Jesus. Unfortunately for him, every time does Tyrell wants to hang out with him less and less.

...and Eve reading a Logic skill book. Christina believes that only men should take book-reading seriously, and if she saw Eve put genuine effort into learning then she would have a fit.

(Also, that’s Betty’s painting in the background. She called it Bold and Brash, Christina called it Belongs Above The Trash.)

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A warning to other Christian mommies!!! As a good mother, I regularly read through our children's personal phones to make sure Satan isn't sneaking into their lives, and I found THESE TEXTS in Christian's phone!!!! It breaks my heart that other little boys would bully Christian by calling him notorious and unliked!!!! Christian is true to his name and would never be unkind or cruel!!!!

I'm positive that this is OPPRESSION of CHRISTIANS!!!! Christian is a strong, Godly young man and these secular boys HATE him for it!!!! Jeb has been teaching Christian how to face this conflict with the strength and dignity of a Godly man, and hopefully lead these souls TOWARDS Jesus and AWAY from their demons!!! Amen!!

Keep a close eye on your boys and make sure they aren't being attacked by sinners!!! Satan is out there, and he WILL take any opportunity to CORRUPT our children!!!!!!

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((With 8 siblings and a playground across the street, it’s easy for Christian to slip away unnoticed to meet up with his ~heretic~ friend. While Christina tries to potty train two toddlers at once, Christian and Tyrell enjoy the playground.))