#1000/10 would recommend

[moondvncer]

okay so my eyesight definitely got worse because I've done this in one sitting but here we go, all the achievements, I even bought the DLC because this game is literally chef's kiss 😘👌🏻 and I was hooked from the start

if you find it helpful, I made a small guide on how to reach all the endings and achievements!

[dungbeatposse]

me after watching bullet train and knowing tangerine got his ass handed to him and a bullet right in the neck:

man i hope lemon finds tangerine in the future :D !!!

[mrs-theirin]

hi i saw hozier yesterday that's it <3

[mississpissi]

ok yeah nimona is really fucking good

[alilarxy]

Tomori

[wayfayrr]

This fic was originally inspired by the song Kerosene by tart, as it fits got the strong vibe of a yandere needing more in my opinion and I would recommend listening to it while reading <3 but eventually it spiralled into a full on self-aware sky x reader

And with that tone, they ask me 'If I'm ready…'  

Impatiently asking me to throw away my entire life for them, to cast aside everything I've ever known for the chance, the meagre chance, to stay in Hyrule. To join their duet of death, a fight that seems never-ending.

With only Sky offering me an alternate way, offering instead something more valuable than his own life to me. The offer to follow me, of his own regard instead of a twisted love demanding it of me. 

Yet, still sitting here with Sky has its own charm to it. I don't feel pressured to talk or do anything unlike how it can get with the others at times.

"You know my dove, with a touch of your life I was filled with envy… The fact that I haven't been able to live with you, know you longer than I have. I scare myself sometimes."

His chuckle wasn't as reassuring as he would thought it should be if he were trying to be reassuring to me. He could just be nervous after what he simply just admitted to. I know I would be.

"How would you scare yourself with that Sky..?"

"..."

"... I don't - It's just - I… Sometimes I uh- have thoughts. This really isn't easy to say."

Why is he looking at me like I should already know what he’s talking about like he’s going on about an inside joke? 

“It was a catastrophe, as a result of your sanguine vanity. Your confidence that everything was just a game, when you really knew better didn’t you?”

“...Knew better? What do you mean?”

“That I could see you… that from the moment outside the academy when I was told what buttons you would need to press to control me I started to connect everything, that I was alright with you being the one who had this ability to puppet me? You knew, didn’t you? You fell in love with me at the same time didn’t you?”

“Sky I - I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

Is he - No he can’t be. He couldn’t have known he was in a game. He can’t have been in love with me since then… even if he did know… He should hate me. At best, this is some broken-down mechanical love, some remnant of stray code… Oh what am I doing lying to myself, nintendo made Link as a blank slate, there would never have been any failsafe like that. Because it shouldn’t be possible for him to become self-aware.

“When I first woke up that day it was like there was this other part of me, you it was you, but it didn’t take me long to realise that you weren’t a part of me. You were you and you could control my every single action.”

“My world at that point was a plaything for you but I wouldn’t have had it any other way.  I didn’t need to eat nor sleep when you were there for me, it was like I was complete. I was blinded by looking for Zelda for so long that I wasted the time I could’ve spent just basking in you.”

“I love you more than I need to breathe because you complete me… but you don’t feel the same.”

“Because I’m just a toy to you aren’t I? Be-because you left me. You just left, you left me behind and didn’t come back.”

Everything, he knows everything. Where do I start, how do I handle this? I can’t leave him spiralling like this, it’s not fair to him. Would he even believe what I’ll tell him? Do I want to tell him? 

“Sky I’m not going to lie to you. I did see you as just a game, I didn’t know that you were a person that you were alive. But I know better now. You’re not just a toy.”

“But I was just that to you…  you - you were just like a god that was sent from above to help me in my darkest moments. I didn’t- I mean I know, I shouldn’t have been able to have known any of that but I just - I don’t - I- I don-”

Tapering off into the most heartwrenching sobs after all of that isn’t something I could ever have imagined coming from the hero of the skies. I can’t comfort him. I’m not a monster.But I’m not a god either. Even if that’s what he saw me as, even though that’s what he wants me to be.  

“Sky I’m not a god. I never was, but I do care about you, I’ve said it before and seeing as you need to hear it now more than ever. I love you Sky. The you, I’ve gotten to know over this whole thing with the shadow.”

“But I - [Name] I just -”

“I know this is a lot to go through. It must’ve been absolute torture going through all of that. Can you breathe for me? I’m here to listen to you but I can’t if you’re too stressed to speak properly.”

“I - Thank you.”

The tears staining his face are starting to dry now, leaving streaks as proof of his own sadness, ones that have too much emotion behind to have been faked. All of this has to be true, there’s too much detail on things I’ve never mentioned to him for him to be lying to me based on one thing he’s heard about my own world. Which means he’s been aware of me for so much longer than he’s let on. That he might have known me for far longer than he’s let on. There’s no safe way to ask this now though so I’ll just have to hope he brings it up on his own. 

“I first figured out that I was this character after the dream I had about demise, after I woke up, when Horwell was talking to me about the lost remlit and how he told me to press z to target him, not even calling me by my name he called me Sky. But what made it even worse is I could remember fighting demise, making up with Groose and getting the triforce yet I was back to the start and being called something different.”

“That’s when you knew? Did you realise it was me immediately or did that take longer? You don’t have to answer of course, just talk about what you’re comfortable with Link.”

His breathing is slowly evening out now, clearly his earlier panic is starting to subside. Although now I don’t have my past option of being able to move away from him anymore, not with how he’s leaned all his weight against my side in, if he wasn’t so deeply upset about all of this, what I could call a desperate attempt to keep me by him. With all of this only seemingly proved more by how he’s tangling his fingers in mine to hold my hand tightly against his chest. 

“I first knew it was you when Zelda pushed me off that landing again. Your disgust at her doing that, at her not trusting me even though you already knew it was going to happen at that point. It wasn’t until I was first in the temple with Fi that I saw you properly though. I couldn’t even spare more than a second to bask in your beauty because, well I was scared that if I acted too differently from what you expected then you would just abandon me, but I wanted too more badly than anything. What I wouldn’t have given at that time to just have been able to spare more than a simple glance at you. Who I wouldn’t have killed to get the faintest chance to simply hold you.”

“...What was that last thing you said?”

“What do you mean my dove? The fact I would’ve given anything to spare a glance at you?”

“No that other thing you said.”

“That I couldn’t act differently out of fear that you would abandon me to a lifeless world where everyone was acting like soulless husks only repeating the same line over and over and over.”

“No that very- you know what, don't worry about it.”

The last remains of his tears finally fade away now as he nuzzles himself further into my shoulder and brings up our intertwined hands to kiss my own. Drawing out the moment as long as he can, fitting as he’s spent so long pining for this very touch. What’s going unsaid here is more than enough to be unsettling now, with how overbearing his feelings are getting and how desperate and cheery he’s sounding now. It’s a terrifying combination.

“I realised pretty quickly that it was your second playthrough. That I’d missed out on basking in you because I was too focused on saving Zelda,  but now I’m done with saving. I don’t want to go back to my own world, I don’t want to go back to her with how she’s always asking for more. I wish I could’ve just crawled through the screen and into your arms instead; burn away my past but I never could. I was stuck in that damned game, watching as you were so happy with me even though I wasn’t a person to you - just a toy. I could hear all the things you were saying from you complaining about your day, to how you kept calling me your precious baby girl.”

“Oh so… you heard everything… everything I was saying?”

“Everything. From the sweeter things like when you would apologize for me getting hurt even though I would never have held it against you, to how you thought I looked good in 'that green', how you'd let me do that to you as I finished off a skulltula, even how you thought ghirahim was fatherless. By far the best things to hear were you just talking about your own life, hearing you going on about your day made me feel more real than anything else did. I could imagine myself there with you, as a real part of your life.”

The chill down my spine at that admission didn’t go unnoticed by him as he coiled tighter into my side as if he was attempting for my touch to consume him fully. Like he’s gotten a taste of this touch and he’s wanting some more, like a hit of kerosene or something sweeter. 

"I don't want to go back to how it was before [name], I can't go back to Skyloft. I don't ever want to be pulled apart from you again, because when you finished the game? it felt like nothing was worth anything any more. I'm convinced I would have been better off dead than how I was without you."

He seemed not to be fond of my stunned silence, even still he respected it, letting me have precious moments to gather my thoughts. To say what? Where would I begin with handling this? I can’t question him, he’s so fragile right now and I’m too scared to break him. Maybe just…

“I’m sorry, Sky I’m so sorry. I’m sorry that I didn’t know earlier… that I couldn't help you through all of that, that I didn't treat you like an actual person. Is there any way I could possibly make it up to you?"

If that wasn't the best worst thing to say then, I don't know what I could have said instead. Luckily he seemed to like it if how he’s burning himself further into my side is anything to go off of, proven more by the contented hum he’s let out. 

“Please, just don’t leave me again - I- I won’t hold it against you if it's not your own choice, like how the shadow brought you here to me, but I never want to have to be apart from you again. I want to go back to your own world with you, a brand new life with you is all I need.”

“I promise link, I won’t leave you of my own choice from now.”

“If anything happens so that you get torn away from me - can you start a new save on your switch?”

“What..?”

What good could that be - what if it only made things worse? What if that got rid of his memories? No. [name] you have to trust him on this. He knows so much more about it, he’s the one who’s lived this. If that’s what he thinks the right option is. Then it’s the best option.

“If you make a new save then this time - this time I won’t have to be worried about you overreacting and deleting me - I don’t know if I’ll be able to talk to you -  There has to be some way I can get out of that game and into your arms again my dove. I just know it.”

[wild-at-mind]

If you were a random tumblr user and someone asked you to set up a GFM for them, where you would be solely in charge of potentially huge sums of money and making sure it is transferred safely to Gaza, why would you take on that insane level of responsibility? I ask because the organiser I spoke to is also on tumblr. They don't know the person they are fundraising for very well/at all. What on earth happened here?

[bipolar-sad-and-ready-to-cry]

HEY HEY I GOT THOSE TWO!!!

They keep the nightmares away!!

I know them

[justplaggin]

the link click pipeline from time jumping to lu guang jumping

[moondvncer]

I just finished the last campfire oh my GOD I knew I would cry but I didn't expect I'd be completely destroyed

[mecub]

The moral of this story is. Horror movie protagonists are weak, I got chased and I tripped and hid in a bush and I had fun.

Fun volunteering activities include:

Getting hunted for sport by children

[opalsiren]

h2o: just add water (2006-2010), 1x20 'hook, liner and sinker' / markus zusak, 'the book thief'

[spocksmalewife]

Going to sleep with socks on: Best feeling. I am the coziest mfer in the world.

Waking up with socks on: Only one sock remains, the other is MIA. This remaining sock feels like wearing a silica gel desicant packet and needs to be taken off Immediately. It's an odd hour of the night and everything is wrong. The warmth is suffocating and you don't know if your spirit will recover before daybreak, godspeed.

[doctor-disc0]

Another weird Marvel ask, but in my hyperfixation, I tracked down every Thor retro story and flashback I could find, and read them in chronological order. And in doing so, I noticed something weird: Loki actually never tries to outright kill Thor until after the Silver Age. His plans revolve around maiming, exiling, or humiliating Thor, or just abandoning him to his fate against strong enemies. The first time he was actually sure that Thor was going to die, because he had tricked a mortal thrall into freeing the Destroyer, he panicked. The on-page rationale is that he's afraid of what Odin might do to punish him for Thor's death, but he still gets himself in deep doo-doo interrupting Odin's Odinsleep to save Thor's life. Meanwhile, he did make an attempt on Balder's life, so it wasn't as if he was completely incapable of fratricide. It's kinda sad, though, seeing Thor and Loki's relationship decay until Loki is willing to kill Thor, and Thor stops giving Loki second chances.

I read a lot of the retro stories too! Though mainly just the ones that involved Loki somehow lol

But anyway, yeah, most of the time, Loki isn't trying to kill Thor. He's not even trying to destroy Asgard. He just wants to be in charge and to one-up Thor. I remember a comic where Tyr and Loki had teamed up, but at some point, Loki switched sides to Odin and Thor and the rest of Asgard because Tyr was going too far.

For a long time, Loki was jealous, but I don't think he was hateful. I don't think he actually wanted his adopted family to come to harm. I think he was just bitter about being treated like an outcast and being looked down on for his mischief.

Of course, different writers will have different takes on him. Eventually, Marvel decided that actually Loki did want Thor dead for some reason. Every hero needs a villain, after all, and I guess a villain has to want the hero dead? Idk. But I do think that old Loki (that's what I tend to call the Loki from the early comics) is a little underappreciated. I mean, he turned cars into ice cream for shits and giggles. He's just a silly little guy who commits bizarre crimes.

I think Thor got tired of his bullshit and Loki got tired of losing. Eventually, their fights became lethal.

At least they've moved past the murdery stuff now lol

[coldflasher]

so annoying that i have like. 15 mins left of the next podcast ep to finish editing. it's been like 3 weeks and i just cannot bring myself to do those last 15 mins. BUT i do have the whole week off and if i finish editing it then i can record the rogue air ep... 👀

[snowychicken]

hello!!!!!!!!!! can i get the 📷 🎵 🦖 and 🌼?? BOOOOP (^・ω・^ )

Hello!!! Yes of course C: <2

📷 What's set as your phone's lockscreen?

It's this fanart for Cassiopeia by Bears in Trees!!!!! (The first pic in the post) GODDDDD I adore this song and I adore that art I just had to

🎵 Last song you listened to?

Migraine by twenty one pilots

🦖 Favorite extinct animal?

I like the dinos :) favorite is either triceratops or protoceratops

🌼 What's the last thing you said out loud?

If singing counts, I was just singing orange by CLAY!! If not then I think it was just muttering "I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay" to myself when I was panicky after my exam this morning lol

Link to the game

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BOOOOOP ✨