#100% raw honey
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
Health Benefits of Honey : Black Dog Honey Online Store
Honey is a delicious, healthier alternative to sugar which provides many health benefits. You can purchase 100% raw honey from the Black Dog Honey online store. Shop online and enjoy the benefits of honey today. Shop Now : https://blackdoghoney.com.au/5-health-benefits-of-honey/
#health benefits of honey#benefits of honey#health value of honey#good benefits of honey#10 benefits of honey#what are the benefits of honey#100% raw honey#Organic Honey Shop Online in Australia#Buy Pure Organic Raw Honey Online in Australia#Buy Organic Honey Online Australia#Buy Beeswax Candles Australia
0 notes
Text
Natural Acacia Honey, Raw Base Honey, Buy raw mono flora honey
Natural Acacia Honey,
0 notes
Text
🍯 Yummy Raw Honey from Amyra Farms! 🍯
Hey, honey lovers! Get ready for a treat. Our pure raw honey is like a taste of flowers and sunshine. It's not processed, just natural and delicious. Drizzle it on your food or have it in tea. Come and grab a jar of sweetness from Amyra Farms – the bees would be proud! 🌼🐝🌟
0 notes
Text
Experience the Power of Safa Black Forest Honey: Boost Your Energy and Strengthen Your Immune System Naturally P-50
Safa Black Forest Honey: Boost Your Energy and Strengthen Your Immune System Naturally! Discover the exceptional qualities of Safa Black Forest Honey – a 100% pure, raw, and unprocessed organic honey from India. With its rich flavor and numerous health benefits, this vegetarian honey is a delectable addition to your daily diet. Strengthen your immune system, enhance digestion, and enjoy the…
View On WordPress
#100% pure and natural raw honey#Boost your immune system#Safa Black Forest Honey#unprocessed organic honey#versatility and numerous health benefits
0 notes
Text
LANGSUNG SEMBUH, Telp 0852-7000-1948, Madu Asam Lambung Area Abak
KLIK https://wa.me/6285270001948; Madu Asam Lambung Raw Honey by Dokter Namira ASLI MURNI 100% tanpa campuran gula, perasa, pewarna, pengawet, dan lainnya, langsung di ambil dari peternak / petani madu di Sumatera Madu Mentah Hutan Akasia Sumatera Khusus untuk penderita Asam Lambung, Maag Akut, dan Wasir Rumah Sehat by Dr Namira Perumahan Graha Gardenia Blok H No 12A Saptorenggo, Pakis Kabupaten Malang, 65154 (Dekat Bandara Abdulrachman Saleh) Langsung OWNER 0852-7000-1948
#KLIK https://wa.me/6285270001948; Madu Asam Lambung Abak#Lolayan#Bolaang Mongondow#Madu Asam Lambung Adow#Pinolosian Tengah#Bolaang Mongondow Selatan#Madu Asam Lambung Adow Selatan#Madu Asam Lambung Aergale#Sinonsayang#Minahasa Selatan#Madu Asam Lambung Agotey#Mandolang#Minahasa#Raw Honey by Dokter Namira#ASLI MURNI 100% tanpa campuran gula#perasa#pewarna#pengawet#dan lainnya#langsung di ambil dari peternak / petani madu di Sumatera#Madu Mentah Hutan Akasia Sumatera#Khusus untuk penderita Asam Lambung#Maag Akut#dan Wasir#Rumah Sehat by Dr Namira#Perumahan Graha Gardenia#Blok H No 12A#Saptorenggo#Pakis#Kabupaten Malang
0 notes
Text
This ancient remedy helps you slow down premature aging. Just one tablespoon a day in the morning on an empty stomach will improve your brain and liver functions, relieve constipation, boost your mood, improve your skin and skin tone and help prevent gallbladder disease. Keep it in your fridge in a glass jar. Shake well before consumption. For best results follow with a glass of warm water.
Ingredients used:
50 ml Extra Virgin Olive oil
100 ml fresh lemon juice
200ml wildflower raw unfiltered honey
It's Your Health 🤔
#pay attention#educate yourselves#educate yourself#reeducate yourselves#knowledge is power#reeducate yourself#think about it#think for yourselves#think for yourself#do your homework#do some research#do research#do your own research#ask yourself questions#question everything#for your health#health tips#health#healthy living#natural remedies#stay healthy
543 notes
·
View notes
Text
𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥 - 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐧
bf!sunghoonx gf!reader (co-worker au!)
୨୧ genre: smut, MDNI! | words: 1.9k | cw: jealous!hoon, marking, slight hair pulling, fingering, oral (f. receiving), cum... feeding?, unprotected sex (wrap it up y'all), semi public sex? (in the office's storage room lol), creampie, overstimulation, sunghoon calls reader angel (duh) and good girl (+ lmk if i missed anything!) ୨୧
hanna says: y'all remember when i said after party will be the first and last time i write smut? well, i lied
mature content under cut, minors do NOT interact!
────────────────────
"what the fuck was that?" sunghoon asked once he slammed the door behind you. the sound made you flinch, yet you couldn't help but smile slightly.
"what was what?" you asked, your voice sweet like honey as you looked up at him with feigned innocence.
he gritted his teeth. "you know damn well what," he locked the door and turned back to you, "what were you doing in there?"
you bit your lip slightly, torn between amusement over how worked up he'd gotten and anticipation of what would follow if only you pushed him further.
"closing the deal you would have missed otherwise, because you were busy giving mr choi death glares," you said ever so sweetly, taking a step towards him, so close your chest almost touched his, but not quite.
you looked up at him and saw his jaw twitching, something that always happened when he was mad or upset. it wasn't only about his ego – he would have been able to close the deal, 100%. it was that mr choi was downright flirting with you for the entirety of the meeting.
"you didn't have to flirt back for a stupid deal," he protested. his hands found your hips, pulling you closer and closing the last bit of distance between you. you felt the heat of sunghoon's body against yours, not sure if it had been from the stress of the meeting or the anger he'd built up during that.
"leaving the fucker thinking he'd have a chance," he murmured, digging his fingertips into your skin almost possessively.
there was something about the rawness in his voice and the way he kept you close that made you want to push his buttons even further, although you knew you shouldn't.
"jealous?" you asked, a little bolder, as you brought one hand up to softly grab and toy with his tie. "i wasn't flirting, i was being nice."
"unnecessarily so," he added, looking down at his tie in your hand.
"you were the one who didn't want to make us public," you teased, pulling him down by his tie to brush your lips just slightly against his.
sunghoon's annoyed groan was muffled when one of his hands moved up to cup the back of your neck, making sure you wouldn't leave. he leaned down a little more to deepen the kiss, sliding his tongue over your bottom lip. you opened your mouth, but he pulled back ever so slightly, to reply.
"doesn't mean you get to be flirty," he kissed you again, this time a bit harder, a bit less patient. "you're still mine."
the possessiveness in his voice and the roughness in his touch settled between your legs, sending fresh waves of heat through your body with each second that passed.
"am i?" you challenged between kisses. sunghoon grabbed your hip tighter and walked until your back hit the small shelf in the back of the tiny room. it held binders and a pile of loose files on top of it. without breaking the kiss, he carelessly shoved the files aside, landing them on the floor, and grabbed the back of your thighs to lift you up and sit you down on the shelf.
only then, sunghoon pulled back, a string of saliva connecting your lips from how messy your kiss had been. he placed his hands on your thighs, forcing your legs open, which caused your skirt to ride up slightly, and stepped between them – so close you could feel his already hardening cock against your clothed core.
"you are," he replied, leaning down to kiss your neck. his hands found their way to your hips again, holding you tightly as his kisses turned into nibbles and bites.
your eyes fluttered shut and you placed your hands on sunghoon's shoulders, digging your fingers into his shirt whenever he found the spots he'd grown familiar with by now.
"made it clear for everyone," he said satisfied after licking over another mark he'd just left, pulling back slightly to admire the mess of hickeys and bite marks all over your neck.
"sunghoon," you said, your voice a little breathless, as you pulled him closer again, bucking your hips up just slightly to meet his own.
he groaned lowly at the contact, sliding your skirt up fully so it rested around your waist and pulled you against his crotch again. your breath hitched, your hands dropping from his shoulders to his hips where you started to open his belt, but he grabbed your wrists to stop you.
you opened your mouth to protest, but quickly closed it again when sunghoon kneeled down in front of you, coming to eye level with your cunt. he slid your soaked underwear down your legs and shoved it into the back pocket of his pants.
"so wet for me and i barely even touched you," he remarked, looking up with a smug grin for a second, before burying his face between your thighs and licking one long stripe along your wet folds without further warning.
your eyes fluttered shut again, your hands automatically finding their way to his hair. he closed his lips around your clit, sucking it into his mouth before releasing it again with a satisfied hum.
"shit, angel, you taste so fucking sweet," he mumbled, his words muffled by your cunt. he alternated between soft kitten licks against your folds and clit and pushing his tongue past your lips into your drenched cunt.
he was hard, painfully so, but he was determined to make you cum before he'd even think about himself. sunghoon loved the taste of you. he could eat you out for hours if you let him, and he'd die a happy man if only it was with his face between your thighs.
you slightly scratched his scalp, pulling on his hair to pull his face closer into your heat, and letting out a choked moan when his nose bumped against your clit.
you could feel sunghoon's lips curling up into a smile. "that's right, angel, let everyone know who you belong to," he slurred before focusing his tongue on your clit again and placing a finger on your entrance, slowly pushing it inside.
"f-fuck, sunghoon," you cried out as he curled his finger just in the right spot, "please"
sunghoon suppressed another grin, adding a second finger and picking up the pace.
"cum for me like a good girl."
it only took the demanding tone in his deep voice to let the knot in your stomach snap – to come undone right on his fingers, while his tongue kept circling around your clit. he pumped his fingers in and out a few more times, helping you ride out your orgasm, before pulling them out, standing up and holding them up to your mouth.
your cheeks flushed, but you parted your lips and swirled your tongue around his fingers once he'd placed them in your mouth, tasting your own release.
sunghoon's pants tightened uncomfortably more at the sight – you looking up at him with those innocent eyes as if you weren't sucking your own cum off his fingers after he'd eaten you out in the office's storage room.
you reached for his belt again and this time he let you open it. you unbottoned his pants and opened the zipper, making sure to trace your fingers along his clothed hardness.
you were about to slide off the shelf, ready to return the favor to your boyfriend, but sunghoon placed his hands on your hips again, stopping you.
he pulled down his pants and boxers just enough to free his aching cock, painfully hard and leaking precum from the tip.
you bit your lips, carefully reaching to touch him, curling your fingers around his length and softly sliding your thumb over his slit. sunghoon shivered under your touch, hissing a curse and throwing his head back a little as you began to pump his shaft up and down.
"angel, i– fuck, stop," he struggled, but gripped your hand when you didn't obey. instead, he brought his tip to your soaked cunt, teasing along your folds just enough to make both of you whimper, before he aligned himself with your entrance and pushed in fully without another thought.
you gasped at the sudden stretch, your hand flying over your mouth to muffle your sounds. sunghoon gave you some moments to adjust to his size before starting to move when you gave him a little nod. his thrusts were painfully slow, letting you feel every inch, but it felt equally as intimate.
"hoon," you whispered, not trusting your voice.
he lowered his head and rested his forehead against yours. "yes, angel?"
all your boldness was gone and you felt almost too shy to ask for more, so you just bucked up your hips, hoping he'd understand.
"shy suddenly?" he asked with a grin, tucking a loose strand of hair behind your ear, but still complying.
his thrusts turned faster, harsher, his tip kissing your cervix each time. you tried to move against him, meeting his thrusts, but sunghoon's hands were so strongly holding onto your hips that you couldn't move – that it would for sure leave marks.
you gripped his shoulders for support again, and buried your face in the crook of his neck in an attempt to dampen the moans that fell from your lips uncontrollably by now.
but your sweet sounds only spurred him to thrust harder, deeper – anything it took to hear his name roll off your tongue like a mantra.
"s-sunghon, i– nghh, close," was all you managed to say as you could feel your second orgasm approaching faster than ever.
his hands left your hips, one of them grabbed your hair and yanked your head back, while the other found its way between your bodies, drawing figure eights around your clit. your eyes fluttered shut, but you forced them open when you felt a light tug on your hair.
"look at me when you cum," sunghoon demanded, his gaze so dark that you did your best to keep your eyes open as the waves of your orgasm rushed over you.
the sight of you cumming, your high pitched moans, and the way your walls clenched around him would have been enough to trigger sunghoon's climax too, but he held back, not wanting to stop just yet.
he kept fucking into you at the same pace, the pleasure of your orgasm starting to turn into pain.
"hoon," you whimpered, digging your nails into his shoulders deeper, "too– too much"
sunghoon lowered his head to give you a soft kiss that starkly contrasted the intensity of his pounding. "just a little longer, angel," he whispered, "you'll be a good girl and take it, right?"
you nodded, closed your eyes, and it took only a few more thrusts until you felt his cock twitch inside you. sunghoon came with a low groan, painting your walls white.
he pulled you against him, your head resting on his chest, and held you close to his body until both of your heartbeats steadied and you caught your breaths. he slowly pulled out, watching as the mixture of yours and his cum dripped down on the shelf, before looking up at you again.
"you okay?" he asked softly and leaned in to place a gentle kiss on your forehead.
you only nodded, not yet trusting yourself to speak.
"good. then turn around and bend over for me."
© dazzlingjaeyun, 2024. please do not copy.
join my taglist here | masterlist
#dazzlingjaeyun writes#enhypen au#enha x reader#enhypen#enhypen x reader#engene#sunghoon au#sunghoon x reader#sunghoon smut#enhypen smut#sunghoon hard thoughts#enhypen hard thoughts
570 notes
·
View notes
Text
— Love in full view
𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐱 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐚𝐲.
The formula 1 Star gave a personal interview in his home in Monaco. He was interviewd by an old companion, Aart Classen, who wrote and accompanied Verstappen’s way since approximately over eight years. The Redbull driver didn‘t want to hide is relationship anymore, please follow along for a very raw insight to Max Verstappen.
By Aart Claasen
. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁.
"Are you sure you want to do this Max? You know I don't care if people know we're together, I don't want to pressure you into anything you're not ready for," said Max's boyfriend of 3 years and looked not convinced. Max chuckled and kissed M/N to calm him down.
"Schat, I'm 100% sure. I don't want to hide any longer, this has been going on for too long. It's about time," Max calmed his partner and hugged him. The couple went into the living room, where Aart had already set everything up. Now or Never.
The interview went well and everyone was relaxed. Max told how he and M/N met and how they went from being friends to lovers. At some point the three of them started talking about Jos. "How did Jos react when you told him that you were gay and had a boyfriend?" asked Aart and Max stiffened for a moment. Aart noticed this. "We don't have to talk about him if you don't want to, Max. This is your story." Max shook his head and tried to collect himself. He took a deep breath and started to tell his story.
"I didn't tell him for a long time because I didn't know exactly how to tell him. I told my mother right at the beginning and she always supported me. I also think that she likes M/N more than me," said Max, making the others laugh. "She knew about my struggle to tell Jos. I avoided him for a while and then at some point he confronted me after the race and then it just burst out of me. The hide and seek game became more and more difficult for me and when he asked me more questions I just couldn't keep it to myself anymore," Max finished his monologue and glanced at you. Your smile calmed Max down.
"And what did Jos say then and how did he react?" Aart asked curiously and Max laughed humorlessly. "He was completely confused at first and thought I was joking. Let's just say he's slowly getting used to the idea," said Max and you decided to take a break. "I'm proud of you, baby," you whispered and Max kissed you softly.
After a short break, the interview continued. "Why did you decide to make your relationship public now?" asked Aart and you cautiously looked at Max. "That's actually the sad part of the story. M/N and I wanted to enjoy the break in peace and were in Hasselt. We were on the beach with my mother in the evening and just enjoyed the time. Unfortunately, there were also people there who don't like me and they took a photo when we kissed. We didn't even notice the people and a few weeks later I got a DM on Instagram with the pictures. One guy of the group wrote that he would publish the pictures. We talked about it for a long time and then I made the decision to make it public. We don't want to be blackmailed, I'm not ashamed of being gay, I just wanted some privacy," Max finished and felt a huge weight fall from his shoulders.
After several hours, the three of them ended the interview. "Thank you for your trust, Max. I'll type up the interview and send it to you in advance. I wish you all the best," Aart said, thanking him and saying goodbye.
"Come on, honey, it's been a long day. Let's order something to eat and relax before the spectacle starts," said M/N amusedly. Max laughed.
. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁.
liked by 284.063
maxverstappen1 I love you Schat 🧡 The article Love in full view is out now, go check it out. And a big thank you to aartclaasen
392 notes
·
View notes
Text
JAYVIK DOMESTIC HEADCANONS!!
Who’s more dominant:
In terms of who takes more effort to soften up: Viktor. Jayce will happily display affection towards Viktor publicly. Whether it's something as simple as holding hands or something like a kiss. Viktor prefers to keep that in the privacy of their home. Snuggling up against Jayce whenever possible. Fixing his hair or just holding his face.
Who’s the cuddler:
Jayce lays himself on top of Viktor like a corpse, resting his head on Viktor's chest until he's asleep (or until Viktor tells him to move because he can't breathe). Viktor will happily return the embrace. Also laying himself over Jayce, most of the time asking Jayce to caress his hair in order to fall asleep quicker.
Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:
Jayce loves to be the little spoon, but they switch. When Viktor gets cold, Jayce has no other choice but to be the big spoon. Sometimes suffocating Viktor with the way he tightens his hold on his partner.
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity:
Cooking together. They might not be the best chefs but they surely do make some great cookies whenever they're bored. Viktor needing to stop Jayce every time from eating the raw cookie batter.
Who uses all the hot water:
Viktor. This guy's muscles ACHE. He deserves all the hot water in the world.
Most trivial thing they fight over:
Jayce moving Viktor's things whenever he cleans the house. Viktor has everything meticulously organized in his pile of chaos. Even though it looks like a mess, he knows exactly where everything is. And whenever Jayce cleans up the house and organizes Viktor's things. Suddenly he can't find anything.
Who does most of the cleaning:
Jayce. He prefers to do the more physically straining chores so Viktor doesn't overwork himself even further.
Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:
Viktor. Jayce believes he can fix the problem. When, in reality, he either has no clue and does nothing or makes the problem even worse.
Who leaves their stuff around:
Viktor. His 'organized chaos' spreads all throughout the house. The kitchen, the living room, the bedroom. He has stuff everywhere. Weirdly enough, when he explains why he leaves his stuff in such specific places, it makes sense.
Who remembers anniversaries:
Both, but in different ways. Viktor remembers the date. And if he sees that day is today, he'll just remember. Jayce has it on his calendar. Big, red, bold letters, a circle and arrows on the date. Not only yearly but monthly. It's their anniversary every month.
Who cooks normally:
Viktor. While Jayce cleans the house, Viktor cooks. He's somewhat of a good chef. Not the greatest but the grandma kind of good. Home-y.
How often do they fight:
Rarely. And most of the time it's the smallest thing that becomes a huge problem because they both happen to be stressed from work. Apologizing profusely at each other the moment Viktor says "I'll sleep on the couch tonight". Jayce being unable to make his partner sleep on the uncomfortable living room couch.
What do they do when they���re away from each other:
Viktor just works, works and works. Hextech reminds him of Jayce. And he wants to show him all the stuff he's done while Jayce has been away. Also as a means to distract himself.
Jayce mourns like someone just died. The slightest mention of anything remotely related to Viktor? "Oh, I wish he was here". He draws his partner on his notes much more often than usual, which is already pretty often. And if he sees something Viktor might like, he buys it and wraps it nicely, waiting to give it to him when they reunite.
Nicknames for each other:
Jayce to Viktor: V, Vik, sweetheart, honey, love, genius.
Viktor to Jayce: Jay, sweetheart, man of progress (teasingly), handsome. Even though he prefers to just call him by his name.
Who is more likely to pay for dinner:
Jayce 100%. "Oh, I have the money for it." "Oh, I ate more than you, I'll pay." "Oh! Who could've paid already?"
Who steals the covers at night:
Viktor. This guy will wrap himself in a cocoon (no pun intended) of blankets and fabric. Jayce doesn't care at all. He's the type of guy to be in shorts in the middle of December. "Is it hot in here or is it ju-" It's just you, Jayce. Jayce is like a woman going through menopause. And Viktor, aside from his lack of bodily fat making him cold, likes to avoid the cold as much as possible. Since cold makes his joints ache even more than they already do.
What would they get each other for gifts:
Jayce gets gifts at stores. Cool pens he finds, clothes, books... Viktor makes them, whether it's random origami he hands Jayce every once in a while, handwritten notes or small little artifacts.
Who kissed who first:
Viktor. Even though Jayce was the one to lean in. Viktor was the one to close the gap between their lips.
Who made the first move:
Jayce. Once Jayce started liking Viktor, who had been liking Jayce for longer, he started over-analyzing every gesture Viktor made. Eventually coming to the realization that their feelings were mutual. After a long day at work, it was night time. And Jayce, naturally, came into Viktor's lab to plead and beg so Viktor went home and didn't work until passing out. As they chatted while Viktor finished up whatever he had his hands on. Jayce told him something between a giggle "You know? It's funny, I've had people telling me we're like... a couple. Wouldn't that be crazy?". Viktor glanced at him and looked away, not laughing, not even a smirk. It looked almost like embarrassment. That's when Jayce was 100% sure and he made his move: "Would it be crazy to you?"
Who remembers things:
Both and neither. Jayce has his mind on a million different things. And Viktor's head is either foggy from working or from pain. They remember the stuff the other doesn't.
Who started the relationship:
Jayce, he needed to pry the words out of Viktor.
-"Would it be crazy?"
+"..."
-"Viktor?"
+"Maybe"
And after minutes and minutes, Viktor finally confessed. With a lot of work.
Who cusses more:
Jayce and Viktor both don't cuss very frequently. Both when they cut his finger or something like that. Jayce says is out loud, on the other side, Viktor says it under his breath.
What would they do if the other one was hurt:
Anything. ANYTHING. I mean, have you watched the show? Jayce is more used to acting whenever Viktor is hurt though. He worries a lot whenever Viktor shows the slightest sign of discomfort. Overthinking and thinking his condition is worsening.
Who is the dirty talker:
Jayce. He's way less subtle about it. He'll say anything just to get a reaction out of Viktor. He'll say it confidently, a grin on his face and his chest puffed out. On the other side, Viktor says it completely relaxed. Making Jayce wanna go to pound town whenever God enlightens Viktor and makes him talk to Jayce that way.
#arcane#jayvik#jayce talis#arcane jayce#jayce x viktor#viktor arcane#jayce league of legends#jayce lol#viktor league of legends#viktor lol#arcane season 2#arcane s2#arcane season two
166 notes
·
View notes
Text
🌿 My Daily Drink Stack + Ingredients & Benefits 🌿
Warm Water with Lemon 🍋
Ingredients: Warm water + juice of half a lemon
Benefits: Kickstarts digestion and hydrates after sleep.
Apple Cider Vinegar Shot 🥃
Ingredients: 1 tbsp apple cider vinegar + 1 splash of apple juice + a pinch of cayenne (optional) + a pinch of cinnamon
Benefits: Balances blood sugar and supports gut health.
Green Juice 🥬
Ingredients: Cucumber, celery, spinach, parsley, green apple, lemon, and ginger
Benefits: Packed with chlorophyll and antioxidants to energize and detoxify.
Carrot Juice 🥕
Ingredients: Fresh carrots, a small piece of ginger, and a splash of orange juice
Benefits: High in beta-carotene for glowing skin and eye health.
Coconut Water 🥥
Ingredients: 100% pure coconut water (no added sugar)
Benefits: Nature’s electrolyte replenisher for hydration.
Black Coffee ☕
Ingredients: Freshly brewed coffee (no sugar or cream)
Benefits: A clean energy boost with antioxidants.
Raw Milk with Raw Eggs 🥛🍳
Ingredients: 1 cup raw milk + 1-2 raw pasture-raised eggs + a touch of honey
Benefits: Protein and healthy fats for sustained energy.
Watermelon Juice 🍉
Ingredients: Fresh watermelon chunks blended + a squeeze of lime
Benefits: Hydrating and rich in lycopene for skin and heart health.
Electrolyte Drink 💧
Ingredients: Water + a pinch of sea salt + a squeeze of lemon + a drizzle of honey
Benefits: Replenishes minerals and prevents fatigue.
Water with Baking Soda 🥄
Ingredients: 1/2 tsp baking soda + 1 glass of water
Benefits: Alkalizes the body and soothes digestion.
Water with Chia Seeds 🌱
Ingredients: 1 tbsp chia seeds + 1 glass of water (soak for 10 minutes)
Benefits: Adds fiber, omega-3s, and hydration.
214 notes
·
View notes
Text
Scratch My Back
Masterlist
Joel Miller x reader
word count: 889
Summary: The tide is pulling you under, just like it has plenty of times before. Your husband helps you communicate.
A/N: I’ve been struggling with my mental health & looking after myself for a long, long time and I was getting myself all psyched up to get a shower but I didn’t end up getting in and decided to write this lil thing that I’ve been thinking about for a while! I hope you enjoy it and if anyone out there is reading this and is struggling too, just know that you are not alone and that if Joel Miller were real, he would scratch your back❤️
Also thank you so much for 100 followers🥹🫶🏻 really brightened up my spirits a lil bit💓
Warnings: No Outbreak. Depiction of poor mental health. Sadness. One big loving man (it’s Joel Miller) (Not a warning but I didn’t want it to seem all doom and gloom😅) No use of Y/N.
To Joel, it was just a Wednesday, your day off. To you, the ceiling was caving in. Before he left for work you were sound asleep, your thoughts at bay, laying still against the sand, he placed a gentle kiss to your temple before rolling out of bed. Now that you were awake your thoughts were thrashing against the cliffs, the mental whiplash you were facing ultimately draining your body of all its energy.
You watch the clock on the bedside table blink from one minute to the next. You thought about all if the things you should probably be doing; showering, tidying the house, preparing that home cooked meal you’d been promising your husband for over a week but all you could do was slip in and out of sleep, that was the safe option, the one that would keep you somewhat sane until he returned. You didn’t want to bother him, didn’t want to text him those three words because you knew he would stop everything for you, everything would be put on hold so that he could soothe you and you didn’t want to add that onto the ever-growing list of things to feel bad about. So you waited.
“Honey?” His voice reverberated off the walls, the sound of his gentle tone floated up the stairs. You didn’t have the energy to shout back, the sound of his boots hitting the wooden steps told you that it wouldn’t be long until he was by your side anyway. He took in the sight of the drawn curtains, the sight of you facing them, still in your t-shirt and underwear and you felt the bed dip behind you, the warmth of his body encompassing yours, his scent filling your scenes.
“Something happen?” A gentle kiss placed to your shoulder blade, the feeling of his lungs emptying and filling behind your back soothing you. You shook your head, allowing a silence to draw over you both as Joel’s arms wrapped around your waist, tugging you further back into the curve of his body. He was always so patient with you, so tender.
“Scratch my back.”
Scratch my back, a cry for help. A promise made between two lovers. A rule established when you’d first started dating. Joel knew that you struggled with your mental health, you’d opened up to some extent, brushing him off with a ‘I’m having a tough day but I’ll be ok x’ text in the beginning, even then he gave you your space.
One week in spring however, everything was not okay. He hadn’t heard from you in four days, no text and definitely no phone calls. At first he thought that this was your way of letting him know you were no longer interested and selfishly, he couldn’t let it end that way. So after days of mulling it over and chewing his bottom lip raw, he drove over to your apartment and that’s where he found you, dark circles engulfing your eyes, threatening to swallowing them whole, hair unwashed, apartment flooded in gloom.
He took a bath with you, washed your hair as best he could. The spring air still had a slight chill to it so he’d made sure your new set of pyjamas were on the radiator ready for bed and he laid with you in silence until you turned into his chest and he felt the wet of your tears seep into the fabric of his shirt.
“You don’t have to talk to me.” He pressed a kiss into your hairline. “I don’t want you to ever feel like you have to talk to me, I mean obviously you can, when you feel comfortable and ready to but there is something I want you to do for me baby,” another soft kiss. Your eyes travelled up his face to finally look him in his eyes, those soft brown eyes that made you fall in love with him in the first place. All you could do was give a small nod, you would do anything he asked. “I want you to come up with a word or a phrase,” he continued, “so that when things get bad and you don’t feel like you can talk about it…” he trailed off, his hands drawing shapes up and down the length of your spine.
“Like a safe word?” He let out a huff of air at that, a small smile adorning his face.
“Yeah, kinda like a safe word, so I know that you’re safe,” his palm came to rest on your cheek, thumb cupping your jaw, “up here,” and his fingers tapped gently on the side of your temple.
“Scratch my back,” It was soft, the way it came out, tears threatening to spill over, “because if you promise to scratch mine, i’ll always scratch yours.” You couldn’t stop the tears from falling then, the last thing you wanted was for Joel to see you like this and to become his burden, but the way he’d shown you such care and compassion made your head feel a little less foggy, you wanted to promise that you could do that in return, that it wouldn’t just be him constantly looking after you.
“Oh sweet angel.” Both of his hands were cupping your cheeks now, pressing a light kiss to your nose and then your lips.
#joel miller x reader#joel miller x you#joel miller fanfiction#joel miller drabble#joel miller fluff#joel miller smut#joel miller angst#joel miller fic#the last of us#tlou#dovedewdrop writes
333 notes
·
View notes
Text
Tony Montana NSFW Alphabet!
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Tony definitely gives you the best cuddle sesh afterwards, making sure you're okay, ect. He is the biggest softie ever, and only you get to see that side of him.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Tony obviously prides himself over his, ahem, “package”, but can't choose what's his favorite from you - he loves all of you.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
He can splurge quite a bit, actually! He likes to do it on your face, chest, stomach, ass, etc., but if you really want him to, he can definitely do it inside of you.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He absolutely loves when you treat him the way he normally treats you - playing with his hair so softly, caressing his body oh-so lovingly, etc. He normally won't ask for it, so you gotta take initiative and do that for him - he greatly appreciates it.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
He's been boinking people for as long as he could remember - from prostitutes to old lovers, he has quite the resume.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Plain doggystyle or a missionary position where your legs are up over his shoulders.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He can be both goofy and serious in the moment at the same time - a nice happy medium.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Whew… the carpet definitely matches the drapes. He keeps himself neatly groomed, so everything looks so nice when he's nekkid.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Tony is known for his honeyed words, so he is definitely going to use them in the bedroom. He can either treat you like the biggest princess or the biggest SLUT ever imagined, there's no in between.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
If he's out for business and has no access to you, he will definitely rub a quick one in private before going on about his business. But if he is home with you, what's the point? Unless you wanna watch him jork it (which makes sense) or participate in mutual jorking.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Breeding, degradation, marking, power play, roleplay… the list goes on, but those are the main ones.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
He prefers to do it in the privacy of his own home where he knows for sure that nobody is watching you two - like his bed or his luxurious bath. But if the both of you are desperate at the Babylon Club, then I guess the bathroom would be a more “exciting” area? (They look like they keep their bathrooms very clean, so a quickie won't hurt I guess)
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Touch him, tease him, but if you really wanna get it going, wear lingerie with a matching set of heels. The heels stay on during sex, Tony's rules.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
He would never do anything that makes you uncomfortable, but his personal turn offs are anything very unsanitary (bodily excrement - spit is fine)
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Absolutely loves giving and receiving oral. Doesn’t matter what genitals you have, he always succeeds with making you a mess.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
He can be either depending on how both of you are feeling. Romantic and soft, or absolutely raw and animalistic? He loves both equally.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
If he has limited time due to his business, then a quickie is always appreciated. But if he has plenty of time, why not savor the moment?
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
He's okay with taking risks and willing to experiment, but he always makes sure to check in with you to make sure that you are 100% comfortable with it.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
He can go for quite a while if you catch him on a good day (or night). He always holds out on his orgasm until you do first, then he lets loose.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Nothing super crazy other than maybe some handcuffs? He likes using the handcuffs on you, but absolutely loves it when you use them on him.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Oh man… he absolutely loves to hear you whimper and beg for it. It's music to his ears, but he has to let you finish some time later, right?
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Oh, Tony gets vocal all right. Whether he's giving or receiving, he is always grunting, groaning, moaning - he isn't afraid to show it.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
He is unable to impregnate due to his previous rampant coke abuse, so he has no problem with finishing inside you without the fear of unwillingly getting you pregnant.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
His size is pretty impressive - 7.5-8 inches, cut, thick girth, and has a singular vein running along it.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
He's an absolute horndog. The movie, video game, and book showcase this very well.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Doesn't fall asleep right away, but during a cuddle sesh, he will definitely fall asleep with you.
64 notes
·
View notes
Text
six of crows is so incredibly hozier coded and to prove it ive assigned each character/couple a song and given a specific section of the lyrics
(i feel entirely normal about this i swear)
the books in general are 100% eat your young
There's money to be made, whatever's still to come Get some Pull up the ladder when the flood comes Throw enough rope until the legs have swung Seven new ways that you can eat your young Come and get some Skinning the children for a war drum Putting food on the table selling bombs and guns It's quicker and easier to eat your young
kaz brekker - arsonist's lullabye
When I was 16, my senses fooled me Thought gasoline was on my clothes I knew that something would always rule me I knew the scent was mine alone All you have is your fire And the place you need to reach Don't you ever tame your demons But always keep 'em on a leash
inej ghafa - would that i
With the war of the fire My heart moves to its feet Like the ashes of ash I saw eyes in the heat Feel it soft and as pure as snow Fell in love with the fire long ago With each love I could lose I was never the same Watch it still live in roofs Be consumed by the flame I was fixed on your hand of gold Lay in waste of my lovin' long ago
jesper fahey - someone new
There's an art to life's distractions To somehow escape the burning weight, the art of scraping through Some like to imagine The dark caress of someone else, I guess any thrill will do Would things be easier if there was a right way? Honey, there is no right way
wylan van eck - through me (the flood)
Any time I've struggled on Against the course Out on my own Every time I'd burn through the world, I'd see That the world, it burns through me
nina zenik - angel of small death and the codeine scene
Feeling more human and hooked on her flesh, I Lay my heart down with the rest at her feet Fresh from the fields, all fetor and fertile It's bloody and raw, but I swear it is sweet With her sweetened breath, and her tongue so mean She's the angel of small death and the codeine scene
(this is so nina post-parem)
matthias helvar - foreigner's god
Her eyes look sharp and steady Into the empty parts of me But still my heart is heavy With the hate of some other man's beliefs
kaz/inej - work song
When my time comes around Lay me gently in the cold dark earth No grave can hold my body down I'll crawl home to her
(this is just so i would come for you and if i couldn't walk i'd crawl to you i cannot)
matthias/nina - in a week
A thousand teeth And yours among them, I know Our hungers appeased Our heartbeats becoming slow We lay here for years or for hours Thrown here or found To freeze or to thaw So long we become the flowers Two corpses we were
(they're also incredibly work song coded, it was a struggle choosing between helnik and kanej for that one)
wylan/jesper - like real people do
So I will not ask you Why you were creeping In some sad way I already know I will not ask you where you came from I will not ask and neither should you Honey just put your sweet lips on my lips We should just kiss like real people do
#i know i say most things are hozier coded but THIS BOOK AND THESE CHARACTERS OMG#i spent an hour making this post#im so normal about them#six of crows#six of crows duology#kaz brekker#inej ghafa#kanej#jesper fahey#wylan van eck#wesper#nina zenik#matthias helvar#helnik#hozier#music
945 notes
·
View notes
Text
100 foods that you should eat:
1. Oysters
2. Liver
3. Eggs
4. Wild game
5. Salmon
6. Bone marrow
7. Kefir
8. Microgreens
9. Steak
10. Shrimp
11. Scallops
12. Raw milk
13. Blueberries
14. Pomegranate
15. Kiwi
16. Potatoes
17. Butter
18. Olive oil
19. Ghee
20. Chicken
21. Rice
22. Spinach
23. Carrots
24. Clams
25. Mussels
26. Avocados
27. Coconut oil
28. Watermelon
29. Yogurt
30. Sauerkraut
31. Kimchi
32. Sourdough
33. Raw honey
34. Bee pollen
35. Cacao
36. Fresh herbs
37. Sweet potatoes
38. Lobster
39. Crab
40. Pork
41. Bone broth
42. Raw cheese
43. Onions
44. Zucchini
45. Cucumbers
46. Garlic
47. Ginger
48. Turmeric
49. Strawberries
50. Blackberries
51. Raspberries
52. Colostrum
53. Honeycomb
54. Dark chocolate
55. Sardines
56. Tuna
57. Cod
58. Pumpkin seeds
59. Brazil nuts
60. Mushrooms
61. Grapes
62. Oranges
63. Apples
64. Dates
65. Asparagus
66. Cherries
67. Lemons
68. Limes
69. Bananas
70. Mango
71. Dragonfruit
72. Olives
73. Pineapple
74. Peaches
75. Grapefruit
76. Brussel sprouts
77. Beets
78. Cabbage
79. Cauliflower
80. Mahi mahi
81. Seaweed
82. Salmon roe
83. Cod liver
84. Lamb
85. Coconuts
86. Tomatoes
87. Pickles
88. Artichokes
89. Beef tallow
90. Squash
91. Avocado oil
92. Spirulina
93. Eggplant
94. Celery
95. Chia seeds
96. Flaxseeds
97. Pistachios
98. Cinnamon
99. Goji berries
100. Vanilla
460 notes
·
View notes
Text
I have been playing Fields of Mistria for about 100 hours so far, so here are some of my thoughts.
(no idea if any of my ideas are already going to be implemented or not)
CHARACTERS:
What I liked: every character feels and looks different. So far no romance-able option has given me the ick and are all pleasant.
What I would add:
Have non-romance-able NPC’s have heart events at 2, 4,6,8 and 10 hearts.
Celine should sell forageable seeds, but at a steep price and a limited stock. Unlocked by an event or enough hearts.
FARMING:
What I liked: Farming is simple and easy to understand. A good amount of crops with room for more.
What I would add:
Have more uses for the hoe, not really using it much.
Have Luc teach you how to make bug traps with honey and flowers. Unlocked with enough hearts with him.
Luc can teach you how to make bee hives with Ryis’ help. You will have to catch bees to craft them. Will produce honey.
Have the ax and pickax also cut weeds, so you can more precisely get rid of them. Without cutting the grass.
Will we get a greenhouse or sheds? Would be fun to have.
ANIMALS:
What I liked: Animals are good so far, the breeding for colors is fun.
What i would add:
Have Hayden sell grass starter and animal feed. Make it a friendship or story unlock. Don’t make it a skill unlock.
Have animals have better path finding so they don't go through fences or barns/coops
Have grass spread a bit faster. Also have grass-starter spread grass at an accelerated pace for a few days.
When milling animal feed you should at least get 2 bags per mix. Making the mill more viable. Make this default not a skill upgrade.
Have the grass starter make 2 starters when you mill it. Make this default not a skill upgrade.
Have a barn/coop upgrade that auto fills the feed troughs and a place to add in the feed.
CRAFTING:
What I liked: From what I have seen, a good amount of decoration, but not enough practical use that brings me back to it other than chests.
What I would add:
Give the wood crafting skill a more practical use other than decoration. Give it crafts like sprinklers, animal product machines, making grass starter at home, ect. Give it a balance of technical and decorative functions.
Give us an at home forge at some point. March and Olric could unlock the option once they both have enough hearts.
The crafting table should allow players to craft kegs to make alcohol to be later used in cooking.
Building barns or coops should reward exp to the crafting skill.
FISHING:
What I liked: Really easy to understand fishing mini game. No problems here.
What I would add:
Have Terithia teach you how to make crab pots, fish ponds/farms and fish bait once you have enough hearts with her. She can also sell them.
Terithia could sell seaweed, Jade dulse, under seaweed, sea grapes, and tide lettuce. Maybe you can unlock a heart event/ rank upgrade event where she wants to build seaweed farms and you have to bring her the 5 seaweed types and stone to make them.
Terithia could sell soy sauce.
You should be able to eat fish raw for a small stamina boost/recovery.
OTHER:
If you already have a quest reward, have the old reward change to gold.
Make the days longer by 10 minutes. I feel like I'm scrambling for time. Likewise with the day being longer, make the stamina bar bigger or tools use less stamina.
The ruins and the beach feel kinda empty. I want more to do and explore.
Home upgrades that add separate rooms, an upstairs and a basement.
An auto sorting button for chests that takes the items out of my inventory and auto sorts them into the chest.
More places to explore. The map feels smallish.
Have notifications when things are happening. Like when Friday night at the inn starts, when the Saturday market is open, or when festivals start.
Getting all buffs in a skill level should award you with using less stamina when using the tool of that skill. Such as: crafting for axes. Mining for pickaxes. Fishing for fishing rods. Archeology for shoves. Farming for watering can/hoe.
When the game becomes 1.0 we should have proper save files so we can have multiple farms/save files at once.
Make coops/ barns, trees and large objects transparent when you walk behind them.
Holding the SHIFT key makes you buy or collect 5 of an item.
Chests should be bigger at least 1.5 times the max inventory.
Too many monsters in the mine make you wait and waste time.
Allow us to sell stuff at any store.
Scrolling through your inventory should not go to the next tab, it should loop the tab. Only switching tabs when the TAB key is hit.
As your town rank goes up, wandering traders, adventurers, and visitors appear. They can sell rare or unobtainable items or have world building dialog.
Have new events happen year 2 and 3. New people, new places, new crops and items. Will make the game more interesting in the long run.
There should be an indicator saying if i have crafted/cooked something or not and how many times it has been crafted.
When buying an item(s), there should be a chest icon telling you how many of that item I have in a chest. This would be helpful for forgetful players that don't keep track of items well.
Maybe make the legendary bugs a bit easier to find. I’m only finding speedy snails.
Thanks for hearing my thoughts.
@fieldsofmistria
23 notes
·
View notes
Text
So it's basic knowledge in beekeeping that as little as fifty years ago you could basically set up your hives, check them maybe twice and add supers for the hive to expand, and then harvest in the fall, rinse and repeat. And now it's a pretty highly skilled occupation, with checks at least every month, more during critical times, multiple different pest treatments, careful management of hive layout, and sometimes you lose an entire hive anyway. And by sometimes I mean, statistically, as much as half the time. Because of introduced diseases and pests, pesticides, habitat reduction, varroa mites but really varroa mites plus all the different strains.
And lately I've been thinking about that as applied to gardening. It's not an exact metaphor, because of course the honey bees themselves are an introduced species in my country. But the basic problem is the same--instead of just having one place's problems, now we have a grand panoply of all the problems the world has come up with to date.
I hope it goes without saying that the last 100 years have seen incredible improvements in agriculture in some ways. Modern fertilizers have been seen by the world as a miracle, and despite their drawbacks they are very valuable tools. Likewise farm automation and machinery has relieved hundreds of thousands of people of backbreaking drudgery and genuinely dangerous jobs. I think most here already realize that all that has come at a cost (insert XKCD geochemists comic here maybe), but that's really not what I'm talking about.
I'm just talking about plain ol gardening. Hand dug and hand planted, and yeah you can afford more tools than your ancestors ever did, and that bag of specially formulated rose fertilizer, and maybe a rototiller. And I do love my silly tool collection.
But I spend so so much of my gardening time pulling invasive weeds--indeed, nearly all my weeds are non-native--and so much of my time trying to compensate for the climate-change driven change of weather patterns. For heat extremes I would never have had to deal with here 75 years ago. I'd be far less likely a hundred years ago to find myself trying to plant foundation plantings in raw fucking subsoil used as fill dirt when the house was built. And the insects! Japanese beetle, emerald ash borer, spotted lanternfly, brown marmorated stink bug, dear sweet fuck. Not to mention the tree diseases! And I just think...what if I only had the problems that started here? Wouldn't that be something?
33 notes
·
View notes