#10% Fett

[supertaliart]

I went a little off the rails for a power-point-party, so I thought I'd share. Don't come at me about canonicity. Also yes, I spent hours using illustrator to make pose-able vector mando'ade.

Review from my friend: "I feel like I actually learned something?"

[syn0vial]

i appreciate that in the boba fett expanded universe canon, we have multiple moments from multiple authors that boil down to "despite his reputation/appearance, boba fett is not fearless, and is in fact doing his level best right now to walk calmly away from this objectively terrifying situation rather than breaking into a fucking sprint in the opposite direction"

[knightsiscrabs]

in case anyone was wondering what i do between classes at art school. im making a cardboard cutout of boba fett for my studio. im going to use him to hang my apron when im not using it

[fire-on-fuel]

I love when people write boba having a temper cause it's like yeah of course he never got to grow up right this man is achinggg to throw a tantrum. he misses it. destructive 15 year old of a 30 something year old using every molecule in his body to stop himself from kicking something in anger. 50/50 chance it works

[mistpodfics]

crash into you written by ironhoshi | @ironhoshi

A Star Wars: Clone Wars Podfic read by mistbornhero as a ITPE gift for @korechthonia

“Here, let me,” Myles sank down next to him and snagged a hand. Obi-Wan raised an eyebrow in question. The next second he let out a groan of delight. Myles’ fingers were karking magical. Aches were chased away under deft movements. He was suddenly glad the training yard had emptied out so it was just the two of them. He didn’t need any of the other Mandalorians knowing that he had a weakness for massages. Well, that and they certainly didn't need to know the type of noises he could make.

Podfic Length: 10:25 minutes

[gaybuttsex3000]

goretober 2024 day 1

[engagemythrusters]

I fucking hate Star Wars but Boba Fett fixes everything so it’s fine

[meowmeowneon-arts]

Yooooo-

[bluewritesao3]

Ya'll do you think we can get a Mace Windu stand alone movie or series i honestly don't care??? I'm sorry but that man has an interesting backstory and i wanna hear all about it.

[thelaurenshippen]

so was anyone going to tell me that the mandolorian takes place over the course of THREE YEARS or did I have to figure that out myself by looking up star wars timeline articles!!?

[cm-top-10]

C.M. Top 10: Lovers

What makes love the purist of all light? What makes one find love in the darkest place? One thing is for sure it's the bond, friendship & connection that forms that love together. For it to last even a lifetime.

So for all you cute couples, here's 10 lovers &/or married couples.

Which are your favorite couples? You be the judge on that my friends.

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1. Vox Machina - Osysa & Kamaljiori

2. Harley Quinn - King Shark & Tabitha

3. Record of Ragnarok - Thrüd & Raiden

4. Legend: A Dragon Ball Tale - Goku & Chi Chi

(I know what you're thinking, but trust me there was some love in that punch. 😏🤣)

5. Cyberpunk Edgerunner - David & Lucy

6. Helluva Boss - Moxie & Millie

7. Star Wars - Boba & Xasha

(Yeah long story short, Boba had a fling with this bounty hunter gal named Xasha. But that's a story for another time.)

8. Harley Quinn - Bane & Betty

9. Elemental - Wade & Ember

10. CherryBoy: Shantae - Shantae & Bolo

[jewishcissiekj]

feel like absolute shit back here we go

[hinderr]

Okay probably just because id been in the car for 6+ hours but when i went to buy eggs and bread before coming home i swear to fucking god a guy i walked past looked like temuera morrison and i was like BOBA FETT?????

[antvnger]

A snail? A snail is supposed to chase me for the rest of my life if I accept $10 million, and if it touches me, I die a horrible death? Seriously? And this snail is like a bounty hunter, and I'm the sole target?

Hell yeah, I'm taking the money.

Edit: I don't know why I did this, but on a whim, I googled bounty hunter snails and fell down the internet rabbit hole.

And found this.

If Boba Fett snail is after me, I don't know if I'd take the money...

[barcodeboyz]

My Top 10 Best ERB Verses

HM. Cleopatra (verse 2)

It feels like a crime to not include this verse because it drops one of the most brutal lines in all of ERB history. "You lost so many babies we should call you Miss Carriage" is a line that damaged Marilyn so bad she got 3 verses instead of 2. I've never seen a battle do that before. While it does not make the full list, it deserves recognition for being as brutal as it is.

HM. Joan Rivers (verse 1)

Although I agree with my placement of this verse, this is easily one of my favorite verses in the whole series. Joan is RUTHLESS, especially her disses against Bill Cosby. "My sex jokes offend, you're on the sex offender registry//Who you wearing right now? Is that state penitentiary?" is one of my favorite bar sequences in the series as well. I was first introduced to Joan Rivers after I watched her Gwar interview, and this performance of Joan is just spot on and great. I certainly think it won the battle; I just think it was stronger than Robin Williams' verse. With that being said, let's get on to the countdown!

10. The Cat in the Hat (verse 1)

What a way to start a list. I don't know about any of you, but I remember being a kid and seeing this episode for the first time and being absolutely blown away by the surprise rapping from the Cat in the Hat. Although it's arguable that Shakespeare won the battle, Cat in the Hat came through with serious punches that would have been complimented by better rap partners.

9. Walter White (verse 1)

This is the first of many entries on this list to feature a verse that could be interchanged with another verse from the same rapper. Walt had a fire line with the Shane comment, but his first verse is what cemented his intentions in the battle, which was to completely rip into Grimes' character. The Walkers line is also extremely creative to me, which puts it here.

8. Albert Einstein (verse 1)

As much as I want to place this higher, it fits in at number 7 because it starts out ruthless, then mellows out a little bit when momentum could have continued. "Take a seat Steve, oop, I see you brought your own," is a completely savage bar. The Wall-E line is also good, but I feel like they could have used Zach's energy here and shot up to 10. But it still makes this list because it is absolute savagery.

7. Babe Ruth (verse 2)

This verse encompasses what a rap battle verse should do; tear down the opponent with the truth, raise yourself and your accomplishments up, and provide absolutely ruthless (pun intended) lines in the process. Ruth does all these things, shaming Armstrong for his use of steroids, building himself up with his accomplishments in baseball, and getting one dirty punch in with the final line.

6. Mansa Musa (verse 2)

I am going to come out and say it, I was so hyped to find out Scru Face Jean was in an ERB. He is an incredibly talented rapper, and his commentary on other ERB videos is hilarious. He brought in that mix of humor and talent and dropped one of the hardest verses on this list.

5. J. Robert Oppenheimer (verse 1)

We are now at the point in the list where every verse has given me chills in one way or another. Peter absolutely nailed the Oppenheimer impression, with the very breathy rapping and educated way of attacking his opponent. From start to finish, the reason this verse placed here instead of his second verse was because of how well his introduction is made. "There is no balance" is a bone chilling portrayal of Oppenheimer from Peter, and the paired music add to the atmosphere.

4. Stan Lee (verse 1)/Walt Disney (verse 1)

I know, I know. Tying two verses from the same battle is a cop out. But I legitimately could not pick between the two. The musical accompaniment of an ERB is extremely important, and it is really shown here. The narrator hyping up the two combatants sets the tone for how the battle should be, and Stan Lee followed that tone perfectly with references galore, while also finding ways to punch at Henson. And Disney comes in here as well because it is extremely real to see; a lot of companies have been bought out by Disney, so seeing him come out as this all powerful being is fitting. This is one of the best battles they have ever made, and these verses both deserve their placement here.

3. Terminator (verse 1)

I was really stuck between this and my pick for 2nd, but ultimately chose this order because I found the next entry to have just a little more power to it. But that being said, this is one powerful verse. From the very beginning, Terminator is going to absolute war, which only gets more vicious as the verse continues. The final 4 lines of the verse ending with a reference to the movies is what sealed this placement for me, but the quick rapping, mocking Robocop's circumstances, and use of cgi really add to it.

2. Boba Fett (verse 4)

This battle was CRAZY. 8 verses in total, 4 for each combatant, with some lines that are straight up venomous from both sides. I ultimately chose this verse because of the quick rapping. I just think it works perfectly here; we've seen many examples of quick rapping throughout the ERB franchise, and I just think this is one of those examples that just shine through.

Hannibal Lecter (verse 2)

If you know me, you knew this was coming. I love Silence of the Lambs, and it was because this video introduced me to the character of Hannibal. Lloyd absolutely nails his mannerisms and speech patterns. As I said before this is one of those verses where I could have interchanged it with his first verse, but ultimately, I chose this one because it ended the battle and rebutted Jack's final verse, which was a little underwhelming in my opinion. And the lyrics here are just even better than his first verse in my opinion. "You prey on a prostitute and play with her body, I don't mind that you're naughty Jack, I hate that you're sloppy" is a bone chilling line, tearing into his combatant who spent his first verse building himself up without throwing any comments towards Hannibal. And that is just one of many lines in this verse that ultimately tear down Jack's verses.

Anyways, that's my list on the best ERB verses in my personal opinion. These are not necessarily my favorite verses, but rather the ones I felt held their own in battle and fought hard from beginning to end. I intend on putting together a list of the worst ERB verses, but I'm unsure when I plan on doing that. What do you guys think? Is there a verse you guys think should have placed?

[gaybd1]

ok I’m watching Ahsoka bc I’ve always been a huge Star Wars fan but so much of the new stuff is just meh and I’m still not over all the legacy content being decanonized but I’ll give this a sh—

HOLY SHIT sabine wren AND thrawn are gonna be in this????