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anotherworldash · 1 year ago

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Cb_w's Kurapika x Neon Fanworks Masterlist [CLICK LINK FOR FULL WORK]

0. WHY KURANEO? [KURAPIKA X NEON MARRIAGE THEORY] : https://www.tumblr.com/scentedmoviesaestheticempath/619178562081144832/compiled-cbws-kuraneo-thoughts-theories?source=share

0. Neon Nostrade / Kuraneo(include Kuraneokuro/Kuroneo request list) : https://www.tumblr.com/anotherworldash/631194328790859776/anotherworldash-accepting-kuraneonkuroneon?source=share

- Marriage of Convenience (Jan 3, 2020 - May 25, 2020)

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13469159/1/Marriage-of-Convenience

Kurapika sign his signature on marriage paper. Next to him, Neon spins her pen and follows. They turned in their paper works. The objective of this marriage is clear : to reduce taxes from all the assets the family has and for him to move easier under Nostrade's family name. No blessings made and no announcement to close friends. And nobody knows what's actually on their mind.

- La Famiglia (June 1, 2020)

https://www.tumblr.com/anotherworldash/678671059775602688/%F0%9D%93%9D%F0%9D%93%B8%F0%9D%93%BC%F0%9D%93%BD%F0%9D%93%BB%F0%9D%93%AA%F0%9D%93%AD%F0%9D%93%AE-chi-si-volta-e-chi-si-gira-sempre-a?source=share

𝓝𝓸𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓭𝓮 …. “Chi si volta, e chi si gira, sempre a casa va finire.” - Italian proverb

- Club Concert (June 1, 2020)

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/82008057

- Hot Vacation (2020-08-16)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25938040

"Where am I going? I'm attempting to escape." Neon answers with a smile.

Kurapika sighs. She clearly is joking but he couldn't find it funny after the accident in Yorknew.

"I would've stopped you before it happened."

- Kuraneo Week Edit (Aug 16, 2020)

https://www.tumblr.com/kuraneoweek/624630599342260224/kurapika-x-neon-week-2020?source=share

- Maid/Butler Theme (Aug 16, 2020)

https://www.tumblr.com/scentedmoviesaestheticempath/626535607833870336/baby-i-know-youre-toxic-but-i-still-drink-u?source=share

- Genderbend Theme (Aug 17, 2020)

https://www.tumblr.com/scentedmoviesaestheticempath/626719109130895360?source=share

- Vampire Theme (Aug 17, 2020)

https://www.tumblr.com/scentedmoviesaestheticempath/626807420197421056/i-swear-im-not-thinking-about-the-enemy?source=share

- KIMETSU NO YAIBA CROSSOVER (Aug 18, 2020)

https://www.tumblr.com/scentedmoviesaestheticempath/626938467954360320?source=share

- IDOL (Aug 19, 2020)

https://www.tumblr.com/scentedmoviesaestheticempath/627077232621469696/day-6-floweridol-looking-at-his-goddess-of?source=share

- Nostrade [for Kyara] (December 25, 2020)

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/86517149

- Kuraneon Kids (Mar 25, 2021)

https://www.tumblr.com/anotherworldash/646647218760204288/thelegitnumbkid-i-wanna-create-a-visual-image-or?source=share

- Kuraneon BJ NSFW (Mar 4, 2021)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/29831544 (will fix the link later)

-Kuraneo. KISS. Dead link, half-preview only for now sorry ^^ (2020 ?)

- Sleep In (??? 2020)

https://www.tumblr.com/scentedmoviesaestheticempath/613667122663538688?source=share

- AFTER HOURS (2020-08-23 to 2023-04-12 ON HIATUS ^^ includes Kuroneo as side ship)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/26067454/chapters/63398479

Vampire Hunter Kurapika only wishes Neon would cooperate with him. The vampire lady is at his mercy. Also his literal prisoner. Is it still too much to ask?

- Sorry I stabbed your boyfriend (2021-08-26)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33493900

Kurapika has observed her in the trials. He wanted to know what kind of woman sit in the passenger seat of her parents’ murderer’s car and stood by the murderer while shaking nervously in fear. Like a hostage in a conflict.

- Stiamo andando All'isola Privata Nostrade (2022)

https://www.tumblr.com/anotherworldash/685293220485365760/anotherworldash-congrats-for-14th-chapter-of?source=share

- The Sleeping Beauty in the Bathtub (2022-10-10) (WARNING : Non-con ^^)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/42283368

If the fairytale were real, the princess would be like Neon, cursed and unconscious. But unlike the prince in the story, Kurapika didn't have the slightest intention to wake her up. In fact, he prefers her when she's sleeping like this. In her quietness and beauty, without her harmless intention and harmful impact.

- KURANEO SKETCH UNFINISHED (2021?)

https://www.tumblr.com/anotherworldash/678853765187682304/kuraneo-short-comic?source=share

- Missing my wealthy parents KURANEO (2023)

https://www.tumblr.com/anotherworldash/714330251095916544/anything-for-our-wealthy-parents?source=share

- NO SALVATORE (2021-02-13 - 2022-10-10) | COLLAB WITH @thelovelyghostwriter (Non-con)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/29401704/chapters/72230145

Nothing went right ever since the daughter of Nostrade lost her powers. With Light's negligence toward her and the newfound favouritism for Kurapika, the discomfort between Kurapika and Neon in the big mansion intensifies.

- The Quietness and the Proud Look of Our place for @thelovelyghostwriter (2023-11-19)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/51697732

On the bed, gold jewelleries laid scattered on the golden trays, reflecting blinding light that filled the bedroom with tranquil luxury. Sometimes, the glimmers and sparkles were too shiny that Kurapika thought they were going to blind him with their brilliance and beauty.

- Kuraneon MV Edit (???)

- Kuraneon Kiss (2020)

https://www.tumblr.com/anotherworldash/691671297552449536/neon-is-wearing-kurapikas-suit-as-protection?source=share

#hunter x hunter #hxh #kurapika #neon nostrade #kuraneon #kuraneo #kurapika x neon #from fans for fans #haters scroll away unless you hate yourself then feel free to check this masterlist!

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recluserat · 2 years ago

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Rewatching the OC

I decided to rewatch through the OC and here are some thoughts I had on S1E1:

Love how the first scene the just had "CHINO" spray panted across a wall behind the actors to show that they were in Chino. Think that's funny.

How did that cop know that they were stealing that car? They drove by after the window had been smashed and it would have just looked like a guy standing next to a car since it was kinda dark. Also where did the other two cop cars come from so quickly???

How is Trey (the older brother) only looking at 3-5 years for 1) stealing a car 2) crashing said car 3) having a gun in his pants while stealing said car 4) having pot in his jacket while stealing said car and 5) having multiple priors??? Like sure he's white but this was a poor area and he had multiple priors. Would have thought more like 10-15 for a "light" sentence. Maybe I just don't know the avg. sentences for this stuff.

Also I feel like there's a better way to steal an old car like that other than just smashing in the window. He was begging to get caught.

Ryan says social security is theorized to run out by 2025... is that true? I need to do some research on that...

Also, love how the writers went "we'll make him really smart and we'll show that by him saying the same edgelord type of 'nothing matters, society sucks' philosophy we find online from other teenagers! Perfect!"

Sandy telling a kid he just met that he's stupid and weak feels a little weird but maybe that's because I know these characters

We are only 3 mins in... yikes.

Love the early 2000s mens wardrobe. Ryan's hoodie and leather jacket slays. And his slutty little almost choker necklace? Bring that fashion style back, please men I'm begging you.

Oh good. Mom's exposition time is here to tell us his dad's also in jail.

We finally reached the theme song and I am so grateful for it. This song slaps so hard. Top tier 2000s teen show intro.

Malewife Sandy with his wife being the primary breadwinner. Iconic, esp for the time.

Ryan and I smoke the same brand of cigarettes. Fun fact.

"Who are you?" "Whoever you want me to be?" SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

He had a lighter, why not just light her cigarette normally. Rizz is through the roof.

He's trying so hard to look tough, its so funny.

Love Sandy. He's so funny. His facial expressions are great.

His white wifebeater tanktop is so iconic. I bought one when I first saw the show because I loved his outfits despite the fact that I was (and still am) a chick.

Seth is also so funny.

But the fact that he named his boat after a chick he's never spoken to before is wild. Makes sense for a teenage boy though.

Sandy's so good to Ryan. The tie scene is so sweet.

I forgot everyone thinks Ryan's from different places.

How is Marissa gonna say she doesn't know if Ryan is a cousin or a poolboy when she was the once who decided he was the cousin???

Ryan is so unbothered it's funny. Some dude's sobbing in the bathroom. Not his problem.

The All American Rejects song really adds to the time period of this show.

This show really did not prepare me for what high school parties would be like. Maybe I just didn't grow up in the right tax bracket.

I did have to skip the part where Seth yells at him at the party. It kinda hurts to watch. A necessary evil tho.

I am sad Ryan got his ass handed to him but to be fair it was like 5 vs 1.5 (Seth only half counts)

L friends leaving marissa passed out on her back on her back porch. Take her back with yall. Damn.

Ryan is so lucky no one was out to see him carrying a passed out girl to his bed. Also how did she grab around him if she's so passed out??? Whatever.

"He has a family Sandy. It's not up to you to decide if they're good enough." Except he didn't? Ryan literally called him asking for help because his mom kicked him out and her boyfriend beat him up. Sandy didn't decide shit. L wife.

The breakfast scene is so funny. Just the way the wife (idk her name) was put in the position to immediately feel bad about kicking him out as he pulls like a kicked puppy act. Comedy gold.

Seth PUT THOSE CONCRETE GRIPPERS AWAY

Seth and Ryan's friendship is so cute. He met this dude like 24 hours ago and he wants to go visit him in Chino. Adorable, we love positive male bonding here.

Good news, Marissa survived. And she didn't even look hungover. Good for her. I mean other than the douche-y boyfriend.

Thank goodness Sandy stuck around after dropping Ryan off because there's no way that boy would have called him for help again. He would have just tried to figure it out. Bless his heart.

This show slaps so hard, can't wait to finish rewatching it because high key I don't think I ever actually finished it the first time.

#the oc #2000s tv shows #teen tv shows

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yuujigumi · 2 years ago

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Fic Ideas I'll write eventually; ICE ICE BABY PART 1

Modern Ice Hockey AU

In which Sokka and Zuko are on rival, semi famous pro hockey teams

They share a flight to one of their games together because Zuko has to rebook his flight without the rest of his team as he was called to see his father's lawyers and has just found out that Ozai (famous business mogul) is about to be arrested without name suppression for several severe counts of tax fraud and malpractice

Zuko unwittingly is put next to Sokka on the flight, is too delirious to recognise that he is literally surrounded by his rival team and doesn't recognise Sokka as he is relatively new to the starting line but gaining popularity amongst fans (insert note to research ice hockey lmao)

Sokka recognises Zuko because he's kind of a big deal both as Ozai's son and as a hockey player

Zuko falls asleep on Sokka and won't wake up, in revenge, Sokka hacks Zuko's phone (his password is 1234, like you're literally famous, get better self-preservation skills) queues rick roll 500 times on his spotify, takes a bunch of selfies and makes them Zuko's locksreen

Zuko is tech illiterate and wakes up to find the random guy he accidentally fell asleep on (humiliating) has changed his lock screen to a selfie of them and he has no idea how to change it back (even more humiliating) to its default setting

Random guy ends up being the best goalie he has gone up against in the league so far and the only thing that's keeping him from a full on meltdown because he's suddenly realised that his father's very public collapse is about to uncover a whole lot of trauma that Zuko is not ready to have shoved in his face by press oh god

In a moment of pure accidental genius, his post game interviewer catches a glimpse of his lock screen ("is... Is that Sokka Anawak pretending to lick your cheek?") and Zuko has an idea;

The scandal of his abusive past is juicy

But the scandal of two rival male ice hockey players secretly dating as they repeatedly face off against each other could be juicier

Zuko looks straight at the camera and says; "Sokka is my boyfriend and he licks my face all the time. Because we're together. Romantically. As boyfriends."

Nailed it

Somewhere in the locker rooms there's a very faint scream

Oh yeah, this modern sports au just turned into fake dating

Tbc...

#fic ideas #fic ideas I'll write eventually #zukka #atla #sokka #zuko #ice hockey au #fake dating #avatar the last airbender #modern au #ozai's a+ parenting #my fic stuff

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fraseris · 4 years ago

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love how wilbur, ranboo, tubbo, schlatt, and george are all enigmas but in entirely different ways

wilbur is perfectly willing to talk about himself, but never Actual Stuff. always random little stories or facts. and most of it is normal but then he’ll drop the wildest stuff. casually. out of the blue. and it just never ends. theres always new strange and confusing lore you can learn about him. you think you know his streaming persona by now? he’ll mix in some tidbits of his real life self and its like youre back at square one. honestly

ranboo feels like he shouldnt exist. he feels like human eyes werent meant to perceive him. he was a stan like 5 months ago. i subscribed to his youtube channel when he had 35k. he hit 100k a month later. he has 1 mil now. where did he come from. who is he. he once said “good luck trying to kill [my family]” like its hard. or dangerous. it haunts me. its like he was supposed to be that one funny guy that everyone knows about but nobody actually watches, yet he somehow got three nat20 roles in a row in the game of life and now hes on the dream smp

tubbo is just a feral animal. its like he blacked out as a modded minecraft streamer with 15 average viewers and woke up to an audience of a hundred thousand. he doesnt know how to navigate life and he hasnt for a long time, but hes still going, somehow, and hes got some of the highest concurrent viewer counts on twitch. he openly admitted to tax fraud live on stream and suffered no repercussions. he coded his own hacked client. he plays on 2b2t. ive never seen him go on hypixel before which makes me assume hes banned. he leaked the old dream smp ip. he leaked his sisters channel. he leaked his lets play channel. he has a reputation as the innocent angel child that somehow holds up despite his constant state of chaos. i saw a post about how he seems like the kind of guy that was raised as a russian spy and somehow escaped and i havent stopped thinking about it for 3 months

schlatt doesnt talk about himself. ever. does he have. a name? did his parents name him? does he have parents? the level of privacy he has after being a youtuber for over 6 years is impressive and kind of scary. i literally could not tell you anything about this man outside of his streaming career. it kind of makes you think something is off with him, like he got bullied as a child, or maybe he stabbed a man. i think noah hugbox described it best in the meeting lunch club video - “its like that man was the first step in human evolution. its like he crawled out of the ocean / he has a deep dark secret. something eating him up inside“

georgenotfound... hes so boring. he is mind bogglingly boring. who knew a persona made of pretty boy cardboard could be so enticing? hes almost as private as schlatt, but when he does inevitably give an anecdote or fact about himself its just the most normal thing you could think of. hes like if the sims 4 had a default sim, but with a fully flushed out backstory and neon green youtube boyfriend. i swear hes british but i cant... i cant be sure of it. surely my eyes deceive me. surely theres something more to him

#this one goes out to ranboo and tubbos tumblr accounts #text #i am posting #mcyt #wilbur soot #tubbo #tubbo_#ranboo #jschlatt #georgenotfound #i didnt read through this twice so good luck #1k #2k #3k #4k #5k

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thephantomofthenight · 3 years ago

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Rating Halloween Kills characters by how stupid they are:

Warning Spoilers

Michael aka the shape/boogie man: 1/10

Michael literally has the reading comprehension of a 6 year old but is still smarter than almost everyone in this damn movie. Like imagine getting outsmarted by the dude that never even graduated kindergarten?

Laurie aka milf: 3/10

I would have given her a 1 like Michael but sis really decided to run around after being stabbed and having surgery talkin bout how “evil dies tonight” like ma’am if you don’t put your ass back in that bed. I’m sure Michael will still be in his house for a couple days eating someone’s dog or something.

Karen aka younger milf/now available: 4/10

she gets this rating mostly because of the ending. However, she was the smartest parent out of all the parents in this movie. I’m only giving her the 4 because she 1) stabbed Michael with a pitchfork then DROPPED THE DAMN THING. Like ma’am if you don’t go and aim for this mans neck or head like why you dropping it. 2) the ending where she decides to go back into the serial killers house alone that said killer is obsessed with and look out the window that he has been known to stare out of. To be fair on her end though she thought he was dead but sis should have knew better when she saw this man get shot in the neck, had fingers chopped off, survived a damn building fire while locked in the basement and also the fact that she stabbed him with a pitchfork and he got up like it was a mild inconvenience.

Allyson aka milfs granddaughter/new final girl: 5/10

Allyson really thought she could go against a grown ass man who has the strength of a gorilla who just did a line of coke and crack mixed together. She did get a few good shots in don’t get me wrong but she’s a 17 year old girl going against a dude who she witnessed get hit by a car at full speed and all it did was give him a power nap.

Cameron aka cheating boyfriend/looks great in a skirt: 6/10

One he cheated on his girlfriend which overall stupid move. Two he split up from Allyson like a dumbass. Like you’re hunting a serial killer whose built like the Empire State Building and you decide to go alone. Make that make sense. Three he does not know how to shoot a gun.

Big and Little John aka the token gay characters: 10/10

These two literally share one brain cell this whole entire movie. Which is a gay mood but like who sees a bloodied handprint and goes “let me investigate”. No bitch if you don’t run out that door like my father did 20 years ago and go to the nearest town over. I’d rather burn my house down then have to deal with whoever the fuck just came inside. Maybe I’m just built different idk.

Firefighters aka water boys: 10/10

If you saw a man that’s roughly 6’7 (this is what wiki says. His height changes every movie but imma just go with that one so don’t hit me with the wElL AcTuAlLy) come out of a burning building carrying a weapon you don’t just spray fucking water on him like he’s a goddamn shamwow absorbing all of it. There was 10 men there all holding some form of weapon and you guys decide to not JUMP HIM. Hell if I saw that man walk out of the house imma just let god handle it and run the fuck outta there.

The old people that die (idk their names): 9/10

If the little toy airplane i was flying was yeeted at me from a dark ass corner in my house you best believe I would have made like a banana and split. I give some form of credit to these two because they did try and lock him in the bathroom. But when that old lady didn’t open the damn door like sis he’s just standing there why are you crying. At least cry and run at the same time.

Hawkins aka waste of taxes: 10/10

You’re telling me this man became a police officer had to go to an academy and learn how to shoot a gun to have the aim of fucking Helen Keller. Seriously I get the first time when he was far away and stuff but when he was walking down the stairs you couldn’t shoot straight. He at least hit some form of a target. Not the right one but hey I give credit when credit due.

Tommy aka EvIL DiEs ToNiGhT: 12/10

So let me get this straight. He literally watches a news studio post a picture of Michael Myers and this fucker goes We DoNt KnOw WhAt He LoOkS liKe. Let’s use the clues that are given here. Laurie says several times it is not him the one person who has gone up against him on more than one occasion. Karen says it’s not him and even try’s to protect the poor man. He also started a mob against a random man who is mentally ill and was looking for help at the hospital. Like if it was Michael the guy you described as someone who has no remorse and a killing machine why in the fuck would that person run away. Like use the fucking clues presented in front of you. Also why not call the damn cops once you beat the fuck outta this man. They all would have guns.

Lindsey aka swamp water: 3/10

I don’t really think she did anything stupid per say. I mean going against Michael with a bag of bricks was a dumb but also smart move at the same time. She was crafty and made her own weapon. While I personally would have said fuck them hoes and booked it she was brave and tried to fight back against him. She did get caught but ya know bitch survived so good for her.

Vanessa, Marcus and Marion aka the breakfast club but make it worse: 15/10

All of them were completely stupid. Marion not knowing how to save bullets. Marcus waiting till Marion is in gods light for him to finally try and do something. Vanessa was the smartest one besides accidentally shooting herself in the head. But sis why would you try and shoot from long distance knowing damn well you do not know how to shoot a gun at all. Overall they were all stupid.

Lonnie aka father of the year/Jill sandwich: 12/10

Who in their right mind would take teenagers to a serial killer hunt? Especially YOUR CHILD. Not only that but give said children guns. Like I understand the whole stronger together thing but they are still children. They shouldn’t be the ones that was dealing with this bullshit. He does change his mind in the end but it’s a little to fucking late for that. Especially since he didn’t even call anyone and say “hey maybe you guys should all come to the Myers house” no he decides to go in by his damn self with no backup what do ever. It would have made more sense for him to call tommy and tell him to bring a crowd over or the police.

Julian aka little shit from across the street: 0/10

Smartest character is a little boy. He knew the assignment and passed with flying colors. Technically this happened in Halloween but he does make a minor appearance and in that minor appearance he was still the smartest person in this whole damn movie.

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nelgoth · 4 years ago

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oh? oc time? tell me about the guys?

ooooh I'm so excited to gush, I've been compiling a bit of art for this... u didn't elaborate from which source so you get random gushing hehe! most of it is from The Elder Scrolls jfjgnt (other than 1 oc it seems???? jfnrndgn I have more I swear I just don't have the art at hand rn)

^ this is Balish Olun, he's an orc from Skyrim who left his stronghold at a very young age! he got attacked by a hagraven so his face is really scarred (same with his tongue & throat, so his voice is really rough & scratchy)- it's a strain to talk sometimes and since he's autistic, he goes non verbal often. he also lived in Cyrodiil for a bit, but he eventually got arrested for tax aversion LOL also I'm playing him in my partner's Skyrim TTRPG game !! I did art for it today bcuz there was a session today, I might upload it if u guys want

this is Kwill, my nerevarine oc from Morrowind! he's a dunmer who's also a charlatan. Yes he's selling a snake oil-like product in this picture. Yes, I headcanon that he later tattoos himself after the events of Morrowind & changes his name to Teldryn Sero to start a new life for himself. No I won't take any criticism

Karlak! orc Skyrim oc who has a nirnroot farm in Morthal- he also has a slaughterfish farm. his boyfriend is a half vampire orc warrior named Edisis (he helps him on the farm a lot!). Edisis isn't my oc tho he's my partner's

Daehlee! he's literally my profile picture rn bcuz I adooore this drawing of him we did awhile ago... he's a Skyrim oc & his grandfather was the Adoring Fan jfjfj he's a gay bard twink and I can never take him seriously, as a character we find Daehlee so hilarious

SUUUPER old art but... Cyron! We have him in our system as the main host but he was originally an oc. Plus most of these ocs featured are also alters so it really doesn't matter.

Anywaaays Cyron is the Dragonborn, and he's a non-verbal autistic who communicates ONLY with sign language. He never speaks unless he shouts, and it's really difficult for him to. He's a vigilant of Stendarr, and he's poly & gay for Erandur & Benor, who help translate when people cant speak sign language. He's also half snow elf, half nord

Alister, TV head from our Pathfinder 1E game! we've put our SOUL into his source... He's a TV head who speaks to the players & NPCs through a radio station. He's the radio host (of course), and he's from the 1950's, stuck in a multi-dimenional hellscape. He's constantly being flirted with by a greaser named Allen who's also stuck in the multi-dimensional hellscape but Alister knows that's a whole can of worms he wants nothing to do with

if you want me to ramble more I promise I will find more diverse ocs instead of almost all of them being from TES

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currywaifu · 5 years ago

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𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐥𝐞: muse 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩: miyoshi kazunari/reader 𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠: sfw 𝐰𝐜: 3.1k words, 1 image

𝐚𝐧: got back to writing again~ how much kazu-speak is too much? sorry this took a while, but I finally got over my writer’s block!

When your phone vibrates the exact minute your class ends, you know the text can only be sent by him. As the people around you begin to step outside the lecture hall, you find time to read your boyfriend’s message before heading out as well.

With Kazunari being a year above you, in a different course more so, there were times during the week where the two of you could barely catch a glimpse of each other. Projects were beginning to pile up for both of you, and with his acting to consider you initially didn’t want to bother him, but…

Just as you picked up your bag, your phone lights up again.

Wah, where r u??? I mish u already beb 💓💕💞

Stifling a giggle, you send back a text before quickly shuffling out of the classroom.

Kazunari always made the effort to put time into your relationship and give you affection, regardless if it was eating together during mutual breaks in between classes or sending each other cute messages and memes on social media.

Of course as cute as his selfies were nothing could beat physically being beside him and hearing his voice in person, so who could blame you for picking up your pace and rushing to where you knew your boyfriend was.

He’s seated on a bench when you spot him, fiddling with his phone. Before you could call out to him whips his head to face you. Instantaneously his lips break into a smile and from the lift of your cheeks you know you’re the same.

“Heyho☆ You looking for someone?” Kazunari says as you approach him, a teasing grin settling on his face. “You look a little lost~”

“I’m here for Kazu, my boyfriend!” You reply, lifting your hand and placing it atop of his head. “He’s this tall, and… oh! Super handsome, too. Have you seen him?”

Holding back a laugh, his eyes dart from left to right before sighing. “Unfortunately, he’s nowhere to be found. Aw, but you look totes adorbs~♪ Should I steal you away from this Kazu guy? I’ll def sweep you off your feet☆”

Before you know it Kazunari pulls you into his arms, the spontaneity a surprising but warm feeling. You wrap your arms around him as well, smiling against his sweater as the two of you hug while swaying left and right.

“Alright, that’s enough, Casanova.” You say the moment the hug gets too tight, slowly escaping his embrace.

“I want more though~” He whines, reluctantly letting go of you. He didn’t actually look upset if the glimmer in his eyes was anything to go by. “Well, I needed your help with something anyway!”

Anticipation bubbles up within you, expecting a new piece he needed help with, or maybe something for you to critique. After all, your admiration for his work was one of the reasons the two of you had gotten so close in the first place.

“I’ll do my best, Kazu-senpai!” You beam at him, throwing in the honorific to potentially catch him off-guard. Needless to say, it worked splendidly.

“Senpai?! You haven’t called me that in forever!” Kazunari was buzzing with excitement, grabbing one of your hands to swing it around. “Ahhhh- it was so, so cute every time you called me that! I was like, OMG—”

You roll your eyes. “I know, you’ve said that how many times?” Nevertheless, every time he mentioned it the more fond you grew of him.

“Kazuuu,” you squeeze his hand “come on, we have something to do, right?”

Not letting go of your hand for even a moment he leads you along the hallway, eventually stopping outside one of the classrooms.

“So, like, you can totally say no if you want but I’d be hella happy if you helped me out with this.”

You frown slightly, a little befuddled on what kind of request he’d be asking of you. “Kazunari, you don’t have to beat around the bush. I’ll understand.”

Nodding and looking more sure of himself, Kazunari continues. “I’d like to paint you.”

You tilt your head in confusion. “Don’t you already do that without asking me? I’ve seen your sketchbook, I’m totally okay with it.”

“This is different. I need to submit a painting of something or someone that’s my muse, so I wanted you as my model,” he explains, silently watching your expression change as you grasp the whole situation.

Avoiding his gaze, you look away from Kazunari. “Muse? So- so that means inspiration, right?” You stammer slightly, imagining how frazzled you must look already. “Wait I’m- are you sure it should be me? I’m not really…” you trail off, unsure of what reason you were going to give at the end.

When he says your name you look back up at his face. “I’m being legit here, you inspire me more than you know. It won’t feel right to paint anything else when you were the first thing that popped into my mind.”

Your eyes widen at his serious declaration. It’s not everyday Kazunari gives you such a straightforward and earnest compliment to that degree. Despite your initial embarrassment, your heart swelled up with joy; watching his shoulder’s ease up made you realize that he was probably waiting for a reaction out of you. At this point, it was impossible for you to reject his request.

“If you’ll still have me, then you can paint me.”

Kazunari’s eyes light up again, expressive and sparkling, before opening the classroom door to lead you inside. “Thank you, and like obvi! Why wouldn’t I wanna show off my sunshine to the world! My baby! My go-“

You let out a huff of amusement as he continued to spurt out pet names for you. Looks like he was back to normal?

When he lets go of your hand you finally take the time to absorb the room. It was obvious it was an art-centric classroom, from the numerous easels, art supplies, and artsy clutter scattered around the room. You wouldn’t have noticed such a difference between this and the other “painter occupied” rooms if it wasn’t for the set-up right smack in the middle.

It made for a pretty picture- loads of white offset by its nature orientedness. A few potted plants (you weren’t sure if they were real or not) were strategically placed along the area. The white fabric was hung and draped atop what was probably a bunch of easels used as a base frame. Similar cloths were set on the floor, a pillow placed on top.

You have a good feeling, a hunch if you will, that you were meant to stay there; if that wasn’t enough proof, an easel with a blank canvas was positioned directly in front of the space.

“When’d you even get the time to set this up? Are we even allowed to be here?” You question, a little surprised how everything has already been prepared.

“Friends from the photography dept helped me out~ Plus I’m lowkey besties with the prof so it’s ayt as long as we clean up.” He replies, grabbing one of the spare fabrics on the table.

“Can you remove your jacket?” Kazunari steps closer to you; as soon as you unzip the garment and throw it aside he wraps the plain, white material around your shoulders like a makeshift shawl or blanket.

You know it’s for the portrait, but there was something domestic about the simple act that made your heart race. He stepped back, smiling at you and looking self-accomplished.

“Huhu I can’t- my baby’s so pretty? How is this possible? Like an angel, no, a deity!”

“Kazu-“

“My venus~ wahh, I need so many pics? Do I have enough space? Do I post on InstaBlam or-”

“Kazu!” You interrupt, your cheeks flaring up in embarrassment. It was literally a white drape! Still, it was always nice when he complimented you, no matter how extra he went about it, so you didn’t have the heart to complain— after a year, you knew he was always genuine with his praise to you.

“We should probably start with the painting, right? We don’t wanna stay too late.” Kazunari perks back up and you briefly watch him choose between paintbrushes before you sit down on the floor.

How do models figure this shit out? Where does your leg go? How do you angle your face? How much tilt was too much tilt? Even the way you sat down was suddenly making you conscious— should you sit cross-legged or on your heels? Legs stretched out or tucked in?

You fidget in place, picking at the stray threads of the cloth beneath you. Should you just let Kazunari do his magic and hope he somehow makes you look good? After watching him from the corner of your eye he drops his paintbrush back in the mug.

“Beb, the vibes are off. I was being legit when I said you looked good, but you look like you’re thinking too hard.”

“Sorry, I can’t figure out what pose works.”

He crouches down in front of you, quietly looking over your awkward form. His hands take action in moving your body, nudging the arm that laid limp on your lap to lay flat against the floor behind you. Then his palms are on your legs, positioning the left thigh atop the right so that your knees faced front and the soles of your feet faced the side.

‘Okay, don’t be weird about it’ you tell yourself, despite hyper-focusing on the ghosts of Kazunari’s fingertips barely seeping through your jeans as they settle on your chin, gently moving your head to the side and tilting it downwards.

Kazunari narrows his eyes, simply staring at your face without a word being uttered. A part of you almost wants him to break into his trendy-speak again if only to give you time to shake off your sudden bashfulness.

“We Gucci! You still look distracted though… oh! Can you think about something that makes you happy?”

Maybe it was because he suggested it, or maybe it was because he’s your boyfriend— either way, the first thing that popped into your mind was Kazunari.

Settling into university was tough, but you had worked so hard to get accepted into Veludo Arts that you could look past the taxing work handed by the professors. Aside from the workload, you came to really enjoy studying here— you learned first hand how talented your peers were, and that motivated you to work harder.

During one of the campus’ exhibits your eyes were immediately drawn to the canvas with a Japanese painting style. Even from afar you could tell the artist was incredibly talented, but the closer you got the more you were able to see the tiny details and how purposeful every stroke was.

‘The devil truly is in the details’ you thought, looking at the exhibit label card beside the painting.

“Miyoshi Kazunari, 2nd-year student…” you read out loud, wondering if he had more works you could look at around the school.

“I heard my name just now~♪ Could it be, I have an admirer?” You immediately turn around to face a guy with blond hair and green eyes, keeping steady eye contact with you as he grinned.

Cute as he was, you might have totally ignored him if you hadn’t absorbed what he said.

“Hello, you’re Miyoshi-senpai, then?” You ask, trying to hide your disbelief at how he just popped up out of nowhere. Had you been staring at the painting that long that you lost awareness of your surroundings?

“The one and only~♪ You like the painting?”

Abandoning your bewilderment you immediately shifted into admiration mode. “Definitely! I thought the sparse use of colour was genius, particularly how certain parts of the painting got bolder colours than others. Not only that but the title! You think it’s literal at first, but it’s actually a double entendre! I also-“

Your rambling gets caught off by your new acquaintance chuckling, looking infinitely amused by you. You feel pinpricks on your cheeks, deliberating if you had gone too far with your praise or not.

“Kouhai, you’re so cute~♪ If you ever need help, just DM me, alrighty? I’ll always answer ya piko☆”

It had started out with you asking for his advice or to borrow materials, but somehow someway a couple of selfies and hundreds of DM stickers later the conversation shifted to topics unrelated to art.

You had eagerly begun looking forward to seeing the green circle beside his icon as he logged in to tell you about his day, whether it be something he did at Mankai or some crazy shenanigans with his friends.

Becoming close friends with Kazunari, to getting asked out by him, to dating him— you’d be lying if you said the past two years would be just as enjoyable if he wasn’t there to celebrate with you.

The sound of your name made you escape your daydream, being met with the sight of the blond in front of you.

“Were you calling me for long?” You ask, smiling as he pets you on the head.

“Nah, but aside from some deets the painting’s done now!” Even though the easel was turned to you, you still stand up to take a closer look.

Leave it up to Kazunari to make a human look so… pure? Angelic? How’d he even make you look so good? It was almost as if he had put a dreamy filter over you. As expected, even though he said there was still work to do, the tiniest of details were present— from the creases of the fabric hung behind you to the slight discolourations of the monstera plant beside you.

However, easily the most impressive thing about the whole portrait was the look on your face. The slope of your eyelashes as they shaded your eyes— averted with a faraway look to them, as though enchanted by something unseen to the viewer. The corners of your lips lifted your cheeks, a closed smile holding onto words unspoken.

So that’s what you looked like in love.

“What were you thinking of here, my muse?” Kazunari breaks the silence, and when you turn to face him you notice he’s not looking at the painting. You don’t break the eye contact.

“Were you… musing about me?” He teases, though it’s a little lacking in spirit. You don’t fail to notice— neither the lower timbre of his voice nor the gentleness of his eyes escape you.

Even with all his eccentricities, you and Kazunari aren’t too dissimilar when it comes to love.

“Yeah, I was thinking about you.”

The look on his face was something you wish you could capture in a photo or painting yourself, a medley of unpreparedness, joy, and adoration. You can’t stop your small laughter when he literally clutches his chest.

“OMG my heart, I’m so? You’re so?” He takes hold of the cloth around your shoulders and pulls you closer until the only thing you can focus on is the brilliance of his green eyes. You could look only for a few seconds as he stretched his head forward and pressed his lips against yours.

The kiss was sweet and inviting, not unlike the first they shared months ago. Kazunari’s lips were warm and he tasted faintly of the candy he always liked to stock in his bag. After a moment, he brings both hands up to your cheekbones, cupping your face like he was savouring you.

Then he drops his chin, breaking off the kiss and pushing you away a fraction, so he could look into your eyes.

“Sorry,” he says with a small laugh, “Just can’t believe that expression was all for me, you know?”

You pout, poking his side. “And who else would I think about? I only have one boyfriend, Kazu.”

“Oh? Does that boyfriend happen to be a good kisser?” Kazunari asks playfully, his eyes crinkling with mirth, “I bet I’d be a better kisser~”

“Is that so?” You reply with a raised eyebrow, slowly erasing the distance until you were but a breath apart from touching. “Would you like to prove it?”

The intimacy of the moment was both strange and wonderful. You tilt your chin slightly and he immediately took it as the cue to lean in and kiss you again, drawing your lower lip between his with a light suction. If the first was gentle if not a little energetic, this time he kissed with an unexpected passion and confidence.

It was clear that missing each other plus the accumulation of little moments this afternoon led to this moment.

Kazunari traces one hand over your cheek, down your shoulder, back up again. His fingers come to rest at the back of your neck, sending a slight shiver down your spine, his thumb playing idly along your jaw as he works his mouth against yours and in the back of your head you realise the fabric on your shoulders had slipped some seconds ago. Eventually, you pull yourself closer, until you were flush against him.

Kazunari releases your mouth and starts kissing down your jawline. He presses his upper body over yours as he settles in to tease and nip at your earlobe, murmuring your name, the sensation against your ear making your whole body tingle.

You could only whimper in response as he attacks the outer shell of your ear, beginning to get overwhelmed by his warmth and his smell and you burrowed against his sweater, trying to lose yourself in all of it. At this point, you were just trying to steal as much of Kazunari’s loving warmth as you could.

You tighten your grip on his clothes when he grazes his teeth against your neck; then his lips were on yours again and you readily opened up to him, swirling your tongue against his.

When the need for air came desperately, you took to a slower pace until eventually coming to a halt, loosening the grip you had on him. You don’t immediately open your eyes, collapsing against chest once more to catch your breath. You only look back up when Kazunari lets out a loud snort that turned into a fit of laughter.

“I forgot we were still on campus for a sec,” He says, gently squeezing your forearms. You step backward, making yourself look presentable, though it serves a bit of a task without a mirror to guide you.

“We should probably clean up and leave.”

Kazunari lets out a thoughtful hum, and you can already see the grin creeping upon his lips. “Yeah, we def should… unless?”

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italianfish · 5 years ago

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Here’s some things that I’ve overheard recently

- Michael Jackson part 1, before he came around

- That’s a sexy gauge

- We have cones in our eyes??? *Turns to friend* Show me your eyes.

- What’s ROYGBIV? Is that a person?

- I put the jewish inside of him

- The air in my house is polluted with sleeping pills

- One day someone will react to my gay jokes

- One day someone brought a tub of ice cream out of their backpack in the middle of class

- Hey Francis (Talking to a blow up alien)

- Why do you like assholes

- Aladdin doesn’t have nipples

- Support your own god damn neck!

- I saw my friend in the bathroom and he gave me orange juice

- FORM THE EQUATOR!!!

- Yes, indeed my good sir

- Sharing your wealth is the way to become poor

- I’m sorry I don’t have calcium in my body

- Why the pancreas?!

- I watched this show and these characters exploded and it was my favorite show

- Someone is going to lose a pancreas

- A: Don’t lose your pancreas B: I’ll try to hold onto it

- She knew how to multiply! And I was like “You’re only three!”

- Come on Moser, hitting the nut won’t do anything

- I work with a prostitute

- I love crunchy pancakes

- You are a big neon doof

- Look I can spit, I’m cool now

- ‘Ay! Trout!

- In her free time she did her taxes

- Hey! You like Raisin Bran?

- If you get a rooster you’ll be hungry, unless you eat him

- It smells like Hawaii

- If A claims he’s a god and Jesus says he’s the son of god... Does that mean Jesus is A’s son?

- We managed to convince our sub that this was a film and lit class so we watched infinity war all period

- A- So let’s keep the duck B- It’s a vulture...

- Did you just call me fuzzy?

- I didn’t recognize you with your clothes on

- He looks like a punk rock jazz drummer

- A- British! British! B- I HAVE A NAME!

- Stop putting your dog in the oven!

- Did you expect it to be that good of a cactus?

- I relate to Squidward so much

- He was like the dad that left to get cigarettes and never came back

- We’re literally following Marty Mcfly

- My elbows are funky fresh

- A- You shank em’ B- No! That is the exact opposite of a solution!

- Unicorns caused global warming

- A- No balls in class! B- But we’re in health

- The crazy chellos are back

- See! I do have friends!

- It’s a train, a train of love

- A- Why do they keep getting rid of the babies? B- I don’t know, abortion

- You have to earn the bucket hat

- My friend brought in 7 bucket hats

- Hide the forks!

- The turtles tried to cross the road once

- I’m scared of turtles

- So does everyone just carry a sword around in their back pocket?

- When you’re fishing, anyone in a bucket hat has authority

- She has cheese on her hook!

- Are your knee pits moist?

- Why are you molesting me with water

- I was born vaccinated

- I was born to be a little spoon

- Why do I look like a hispanic man

- Can I tickle your knee pits?

- You’re going to get eaten by the ocean

- A- You’re a hot mess B- Hey! At least I’m hot!

- They’ve developed a handshake! Isn’t this a problem?!

- We’re in the OG thirteen colonies

- A- I’m not used to seeing those big grassy structures B- You mean trees?!

- My name is bagged milk

- You only drink bagged milk once, in Canada

- It’s not expensive, you’re just poor

- I forgot I’m a lady

- That’s you after I poop

- I want to be Brazilian

- I figured out what the voice was! They’re playing Bingo

- A- Do “coo coo” B- CAW

- It’s probably in a nice aisle, aisle 9

- So inside the bag there are 3 more bags full of milk

- Mom we got the bagged milk

- He told me I looked like Nicholas Cage

- Her bio says inhale the kale

- I feel like an easy bake oven

- The bags just like, left

- But what about the unicorns

- Look at that potato! That looks free!

- Everyone! Find a piece of metal and lick it

- I’m the toilet man

- Go fetch me grapes

- All girls want to molest this

- He ate a whole pancake out of an Applebee’s dumpster

- Why did he eat turf

- I’m on a mission to find dairy products

- I was going to go to school and pretend to be a witch

- Remember when you put the lotion in my mouth and I drank it?

- We’re playing quarter baseball

- Pretend you’re sleeping

- The ultimate frisbee association

- My mom picked me up from school so I could go to ultimate frisbee practice

- They got a $2000 grant for a barely existing ultimate frisbee team

- She’s ultra mom

- The dodgeball guy called my friend a walrus

- We did a dramatic reading of an adult novel

- He was buying materials to make a whip

- Grate her down like a piece of cheese

- We sat in a circle and named our most Jewish quality

- 4 is the cosmic number

- I hate being a fertile woman

- Excuse me I’m Jewish

- Surprise disco duet

- I shook like 7 tents

- She’s the strings teacher, we keep her in the basement

- Whenever we finished a test and we said “I’m done” he would say “I’m done! You’re finished!” his last name was Done

- I thought the fire hydrant was a turkey

- I asked him if his password was like an anniversary or something and he said “It’s the date of my grandparents death”

- He gives us weekly quantum physics lectures

- Bruh! That looks like a lunchbox!

- No offense but this guy would make out with a floorboard

- You seem like the kind of person to kiss a floorboard

- You sound exactly like my pediatrician

- Lots of poop, no sock

- She’s not doing her work, she’s looking at Peppa pig

- Yo neighbor, I need some sugar

- White moms are really easy to scare

- Even though it’s part of Asia, ITS NOT

- Why was there a hanging waffle?!

- I got complimented on my croissant

- You can sell your liver

- Bernie Sanders reminds me of a muppet

- WHY IS THERE A HELICOPTER IN THE KITCHEN!!!!

- What are you going to do? Hunt squirrels?

- *A bunch of AP students shouting “Linguini”*

- I got bitten by an iguana in Aruba

- We got an actor to join the hammock group chat

- Say goodbye to your ovaries

- I’m half a butt cheek away from death

- Are you one of those people who puts ice cream and pop tarts in a blender

- Yo! You got any shoes I can eat???

- That’s how you segregate your trail mix???

- He has a six pack of ribs

- I’m so done with books about African children

- Do homies kiss

- I’m here for the num nums

- Don’t touch my pizza you savage!!!

- HURRY UP AND MEDITATE

- What are you for Halloween? Jewish?

- Do ducks have tails

- He was the one that broke the constitution

- Oh god now there’s Hitler on my paper

- God given right of ruling... Manifest destiny in China

- Do you shampoo your eyebrows

- This isn’t Bayblade!

- Bob Ross wasn’t an artist, he was an art therapist

- If anyone on the team is a jellyfish, it’s definitely Brandon

- It’s your fault that I’m not going to college!

- I’m having spinach for dinner! I’m so excited!

- I locked him in his toolbox

- Let’s rent a midget for a day and we can throw him against a wall

- I know how to utilize money, but do I know how to utilize it well, that’s another question

- Man, that place needs a Chick-fil-a, and I’m going to make it

- We should have the purge in school one day

- If you’re weird enough, people won’t want to rape you

- Flex seal it with tape

- Oh yeah, I got vinegar all over my sweatshirt

- Don’t say “Have a good day”, because I’m not having a good day

- Well maybe someday you’ll have cancer

- What’s up guys, I’m from Richie’s pizza, and today I’ll be showing you my body count

- An obo sounds like a clarinet with Down syndrome

- I DONT HAVE ANY MARINARA SAUSCE ON ME RIGHT NOW

- WE WILL SMUGGLE OUR KIDS TO AMERICA

- I’m the jolly black giant

- You pissed off a priest

- If we get a lot of money, I can take her boyfriend to prom

- Ted Bundy would share a lot of ideas with you

- They’re doing a milk experiment... But with marinara

- A- That’s not a color! B- But it’s on a crayon!

- Hey what’s up cheese goblin

- I’m letting my toes breathe

- I’m just saying, tinfoil doesn’t taste that bad

- YOURE EATING IT YOU UNGRATEFUL SWINE

- When I was away were you in my house? Because it’s happened before

- How do you say I have scoliosis in Italian?

- I’m gonna give give birth to a duck, right here, right now

- Are you comparing a 3D printed violin to genocide

- I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST BLACK PEOPLE

- Brother from another mother, TELL ME ABOUT THAT

- I’m a vulture, just vulturing

- I’m going on a field trip to the sewage treatment plant on my birthday

- You’re making my vagina angry

- Competitive Just Dance team

- Oh no there’s spaghetti falling out of my pockets!

- (Yoda impression) Take anger out on minorities I must

- I can turn off the lights and you’d still be white

#overheard #i just overheard #conversation #funny #funny conversations #haha #long post

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goose-books · 4 years ago

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soft asks!! bitty or aurum? or both 👀👀

TYSM AVI!! i did bitty here, so here’s an aurum for you! i apologize for taking eighty years to get to this but i hope i’ve made up for it by once again proving i cannot be concise about TMR ever. ever. daily TMR ted talk

(aurum’s home WIP) (the soft asks)

what they smell like

like perfume, honestly. he’s not JUST the boy king of the raven kingdom, he’s also a professional Pretty Boy TM; it’s part of the job.

what their favorite smells in the world are

...i mean. perfume. the kid likes his luxury. he’s also partial to vanilla (it’s calming. fuck a magical anti-stress potion; just give him some lavender to sniff while he takes deep breaths. this is how trauma is fixed right)

on a less fun note! he has complicated feelings about the smell of iron. like, it’s not a GOOD smell (and as the plot marches on, iron tends to make aurum increasingly itchy and queasy dfdsfsbfsdbfbsdfbds. “magic isn’t real” he says. “the fae are fake” he says), but it reminds him of his mother, who wore obscene amounts of iron jewelry. and since she’s been gone for five years, tangible reminders of her are... few and far between these days.

what pajamas they wear

again, i’ll admit that i know very little about Generic Medieval Fantasy Pajamas, but they’re definitely silk. not that it really matters, because aurum doesn’t really... sleep? either he’s sneaking out at night for various reasons, or he’s just... having insomnia. asmr you enter the raven king’s chambers at night to murder him or something and he’s sitting on the floor in a silk nightgown muttering to himself as he reads about taxes by the light of a precariously uncovered candle and also he’s sixteen

my favorite ship (if applicable) and a cute hc about them

i don’t think i’ve talked about this before, but aurum does have a boyfriend! at least in the first draft of TMR. said boyfriend’s name is rye and he’s moon’s cousin! he works in the castle stables. they got together as teenagers and were never SUPER serious, but their relationship is... a little tangled these days as aurum is now officially The Most Powerful Person In The Land and rye... works in the castle stables. oh well.

i feel a little bad for having never talked about Aurum Canon Boyfriend before so in place of a headcanon have their first on-page interaction:

Aurum looked to Rye, who bowed exaggeratedly. “Your Highness,” he enunciated.

“It’s Majesty now. And bowing doesn’t become you. You’re far too lovely.”

Rye curtsied exaggeratedly. “Your Highness.”

Despite himself, Aurum smiled. Even in drab servants’ garb, Rye was handsome. Like Moon, he was pale, sharp-faced, and lanky, but his brown eyes held a glimmering softness that hers didn’t. His long fingers were calloused, but Aurum had been witness to how delicately they could work the knots from a horse’s mane, or thread a needle, or caress a collarbone.

“You know it’s ridiculous for you to flirt with me,” Rye pointed out as he rose. “Being His Majesty and all.”

“If you propose, I’ll abdicate.”

my favorite friendship (if applicable) and a cute hc about them

moon moon moon! aurum n moon. just a traumatized teenage king with untapped magical powers and the teenage anarchist who can’t stop causing trouble in his kingdom but has also been friends with him for like five years. a perfect duo with no interpersonal problems. god they are so messy and i love them

my fav thing about them is actually established in canon and that’s the fact that moon will just... show up in aurum’s room. like. yes he has guards. no that doesn’t stop her. she’ll climb up to his balcony or climb to the roof and then down through his window. there’s an early scene where she comes in to sit on his floor while he’s literally taking a bath and she just averts her eyes and starts talking to him like he’s not a) naked and b) trying to wash river water out of his hair for god’s sake

a song that reminds me of them

second son by call security!

late at night when everyone has gone to sleep, i walk by moonlight up and down my street

not aurum escaping the raven castle at night to investigate mysteries and be melancholy...

and so the mask is coming off that I have worn of someone else, cause i was never born to live another life, i want to live my own

and like... he’s LITERALLY a second son and the fact that he spent fifteen years as the royal spare before suddenly becoming king is HUGE and influences pretty much his entire arc!!

what animal i think they would be if they were an animal

i KNOW i keep assigning my ocs catkin i KNOW but like. aurum’s original character concept from when i was twelve years old was a catboy so what can i really say. plus he’s 1) crafty 2) liable to pretend like he doesn’t want your attention but keep giving it to him please and 3) a little too curious for his own good. you know what they say.

what position they sleep in

whatever position his body passes out in when he’s been awake for three days 😔

their favorite drink

hot cider!! oh to be a littler aurum ravenfang sitting next to a massive fireplace with a mug of hot cider and a very alive twin

a gift i would give them if i could

the man has everything money can buy in TMR-verse so i’d have to show him non TMR-verse things. like mario kart. and therapy. also the bi flag so he could incorporate it into his royal standard somehow

#max.txt #tmr tag #aurum ravenfang #why are all of my TMR ask game answers always like. short story length im shfhsdfbsdfbbwbjdsfs... cannot shut up about it #tysm avi :-)#avi-burton-writing #asks #avi tag

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swan-swanno · 5 years ago

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Bitch I didnt notice u rbing the ask meme bc I went ia here for like... 2 days... Anyways 1, 18, 19, 49, 50 go ham and I mean. Literally. Go. Ham. I will read a 69k scientific report about ur ocs 😩👌

FAM SJSBAJCB ITS OK WAAA THANK FOR ASKING THO!!!! 💕

1. Your first OC ever?

HOH, I don't really remember BUT I THINK it was a very very weird Megaman X OC?? No not Nora, she's somewhat developed. This one I sorta deleted off existence ahmmdbsj

I mean, I was like 8??? Don't mind young me

18. Any OC crackships?

Swanno x anyone is already a crackship

JK JK like, I sorta crackship Askali with Lyovka (my other Papers, Please OC, hes a tax collector) and I call them the Money Hoes. sorry Behelmus.

19. Introduce an OC that means a lot to you (and explain why)

I KNOW I TALK ABOUT ASKALI TOO MUCH BUT REALLY IT'S HER

Askali was literally the first OC that I got seriously focused on in terms on full on backstory and personality developments. She was also what got me into serious RPs and develop in writing because of said RPs. So yea!! Askali kickstarted the whole "Serious OC Creating" spree of mine and god, I love that bastard.

49. Which one of your OCs would most likely enjoy memes

Memelord Niara and Dumbass Swanno

Also some OCs from Swanno's og verse that I never talked about yet but you pretty much knew some fam

Cygnus, Gusen, Hu and Gulf

50. Give me the good ol’ OC talk here. Talk about anything you want

OKAY SO UH, ORIGINAL VERSE SWANNO DOES HAVE A BOYFRIEND.

His name is Cygnus Swaratus (Surname is tentative. Cygnus ≠ Signas, he prefers being called by Cygnus = Sygnus).

He's a Whooper Swan and he's a full on himbo. He works as a pilot...which technically is rather pointless since everyone are...birds, but he does sometimes do flights for birds that are unable to fly or deliver packages.

He might be an idiot but he!! absolutely respects!!! women!!! He has a big heart even for a homicidal maniac like Swanno!

He's a sweet guy, I promise. Works minimum wages tho, but hey, he's doing his best!!!

#swan squaks #answer #about my ocs

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jessthequeenofstories · 5 years ago

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Backstory:

I work for a well-known fast food franchise in the UK. In our crew room, we have lockers that contain:

- Deodorant

- Body spray (male and female)

- Plasters

- Vinegar (???)

All these items are provided by the store for their employees to use, and are topped up whenever they run out. Apparently, these are all more important than sanitary towels.

I've heard it many times where I've been on shift and a female employee will go around every female in the store and try and find one who has sanitary products in their bag, because she herself doesn't have any right now. It's disgusting that women literally have to go around begging other workers for a tampon!

If you are wondering why women don't just buy some, here's some things to consider:

- Sanitary products are EXPENSIVE! While ranting to my male co-workers about this problem today, I asked them how much they thought a pack of sanitary towels cost. They all said £1. Spoiler alert: it's usually about £2.50, and up to £4 for the top branded ones (which tend to be comfier and cause less friction rashes.)

- We can be forgetful. Just like not all men are good at remembering things, neither are all women. We are just as forgetful and clumsy as anyone else. Forgetting to shove products into our bags is a very common mistake. We're only human.

- Periods aren't always regular. Some women can go months without bleeding, and some don't have long breaks between them. Not all women have regular and predictable cycles, so it's easy to forget about periods when they haven't bothered you in a while and you have more important things to be stressing about.

- We sometimes just run out! If we're bleeding heavily and only packed a few pads/tampons, then then our supply can run out in just a few hours. Some women bleed to hard they have to change their products once an hour! And thick pads are bulky and take up a lot of room, and to hide them in the inside zipper pocket of your bag means that you can only fit 1 or 2.

- Night shifts exist! The shops are closed, so we can't just nip out to buy some!

- We can't rely on others for help. Put simply, you forgot to pack pads. Guess what? So did every other women in store. Bonus: Sometimes you are the only female on the shift, so it's be a miracle for a male employee to have one in his bag (you never know, though! Kudos to thoughtful men/boyfriends!)

Basically, there are many reasons why a woman might start her period during a shift and be left bleeding into her knickers and trousers with no products to help.

My experience: Night shift, I was the only female on shift, it was a quiet night so didn't get chance to ask any females who were out drinking that night, all the shops were closed, and I'm forgetful. Combo!!

Results: Embarrassment, odour, slow movement to compensate for the friction/moisture rash burning 9on my thighs, avoiding bending down or walking past co-workers who were sat on the floor shifting through cupboards, discomfort, anger, wanting to cry from it all, and generally the worst shift on my career. Yeah, this shift was worse than the ones where I had food/abuse thrown at me, my butt grabbed, and when a customer bled all over the store from being beaten to a pulp and I had to clean it up. My own blood was worse.

Here's the thing: Emergency Menstruation Stations exist in a few places. My university campus has two, one in the library and one in the student union store, and the uni keeps it stocked up. They have been huge successes, and the females on campus absolutely praise them to high heaven. I often see women pass them as they walk down the corridors with their friends, and they will stop, rummage through their bags, and drop the spare pads/tampons they have in their bags in the Station for others to use. The university provides most of the products, but we women also help run it as a way to say thank you. And the best part: you are free to take as many products from the Station as you need.

You would expect people to take all of them or loads, but no. At most, people take one to use now, and put a spare in their bag, and that's it. Women are not selfish like that because they understand and are thankful that they are being treated with dignity and are made to feel more human.

So, look. Humiliation, rashes, odour, embarrassment, stained clothes, slowed movement, emotional turmoil, guilt... These are just some of the things that happen to you if you don't have products. Women should not be forced to work while experiencing this! Surely, it is cheaper for workplaces to pay for a £2.50 pack of pads once a month, instead of letting someone go home early so they can clean themselves up?

There are so many fights at the moment about tampon tax, and providing products to those affected by poverty, and I applaud those battles and support them. But I would like to add this to the fight. It may not be a solution, but it's a damn good start!

If you agree, then please sign the petition! It doesn't matter if you are male or female, it is obvious that the place you work at can afford £2.50 a month to help support its female staff, you put your name down and help make a difference!

Thank you all for reading and for sharing this! ♥️

TL;DR: Workplaces should provide and maintain an Emergency Menstruation Station for female staff members who don't have products while in their shift.

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alphabetical OC meme

filled this out for Lord Asshole bc i cant write anything so i may as well fill in questionnaires instead

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under the cut bc its Long As Hell

A: Aptitude 1. what are your oc’s natural abilities, things they’ve been doing since young? // Independence lmao. He could get through his whole life relying entirely on himself if need be. He wouldn’t be happy, but he’d survive. He’s also naturally intellectual and has never had to try very hard in academia.

2. what activities have they participated in? // literally what does this mean. Safe to say he’s not exactly playing team sports.

3. what abilities do they have that they’ve worked for? // He’s had to work extremely hard to shed the bad habits learnt whilst growing up in a white aristocratic dysfunctional family. Other than that, he’s a talented pianist – the only thing his mother was ever proud of. Also sending work-emails that don’t make him sound like a total dick. still working on that tbh

4. what things are they bad at? // Honestly, anything creative. He’s very intelligent but has absolutely no artistic talent, and he’s not at all imaginative – creating something out of nothing when it doesn’t have a logical or scientific basis is pretty beyond him.

5. what is their most impressive talent? // In his original AU, and any fantasy AUs I force him kicking and screaming into, swordsmanship. He’s pretty untouchable with a blade.

B: Basics 1. what is their hair color?// Dark brown, close to black.

2. what is their eye color? // Also dark brown.

3. how tall are they? // 6’2

4. how old are they? // He fluctuates depending on the AU, but his default base-age is 34.

5. how much do they weigh? // Generally between 150-180lbs, depending on his age, eating habits and mental state. When he’s going through stress, his eating and sleeping patterns are the first to nosedive.

C: Comfort 1. how do they sit in a chair? // His posture leaves a lot to be desired. He slouches pretty badly, and to be honest his height makes it difficult to get comfortable in most regular chairs. He also manspreads, though to be fair his legs are about 3 miles long and it’s hard to know where to put them honestly

2. in what position do they sleep? // Either on his side or his front. Never on his back.

4. what is their major comfort food? why? // oh man sugar. His eating habits aren’t good at the best of times, but when he’s feeling Mentally Ill he’s prone to 4am binges of as much sugar as conceivably possible in one sitting. He then goes for a 5am run until he throws up, so yknow. all nice and healthy.

5. who is the best at comforting them when down? // Elrick. Gross. Also Kat, to be fair.

D: Decoration 1. how would they decorate a house if they had one under their name? // He’s very fond of Nordic design and tries to keep vibrancy to a minimum, because he’s a boring bitch. Light walls, dark woods, pretty stylish furniture but no chrome Thank You Very Much; accent colours would probably be dark blues or greens. Plants, but only if he doesn’t have to water them because he Will forget and they Will all die. He’s also anal as fuck and despises mess and disorder, which makes living with Elrick fuckin interesting to say the least.

2. how would they decorate their child’s room? // however they wanted as long as it wasn’t pastels bc a man has to draw the line somewhere

3. how do they decorate their own room? // muted, calm, maybe a little regency – he accessorises more in the bedroom than he does in the rest of the house, gold accents here and there, that sort of thing. Less austere, more opulent. At the end of the day, he’s from an aristocratic background, however unhealthy his upbringing was – he can never quite shed the appreciation for luxe.

4. what type of clothes and accessories do they wear? // He dresses well – very put-together, if very monochrome. He doesn’t do casual very well and will avoid jeans unless he has no other choice. He would quite literally rather die than wear shorts. As for colours, generally blacks, greys, dark jewel-tones (maroons, dark greens, dark purples, etc). Very rarely light colours, and if he does wear light tones he layers them – a white shirt under a dark leather jacket, for example. As for accessories, he stays simple with a decent watch (Patek Phillipe, thanks, none of this Rolex bullshit) and two rings (wedding ring and onyx signet ring – family heirloom, the only one he has). He knows how to dress to suit himself.

5. do they like makeup/nail/beauty trends? // >:[

E: External Personality 1. does the way they do things portray their internal personality? // For the most part. How he behaves has been moulded over many years by how he thinks and feels, and it’s hard to shed the habits of a lifetime. EG, he’s very neurotic and it does have an impact on his organisation – if his mental state slips into decline, so too does his command over his surroundings and his ability to keep things on track.

2. do they do things that conform to the norm? // Again, for the most part. A key element of his upbringing was the overbearing sense of being watched, being judged, being on display; one behaves the way one is expected to behave, and one never deviates from that path. Obviously he fucked that one right up when he started putting dicks in his mouth, but it still remains something of a mantra.

3. do they follow trends or do their own thing? // Neither, really. He doesn’t follow trends because he’s actually 70 years old and doesn’t know what they are, but nor is he particularly unconventional. He does his own thing because he has no idea what anybody else is currently doing.

4. are they up-to-date on the internet fads? // oh god no. he has a twitter account but the last time he used it he got drunk and tweeted at jeremy paxman that he was a cunt so he doesn’t really engage with it very much

5. do they portray their personality intentionally or let people figure it out on their own? // People are left to figure it out. He doesn’t go out of his way to make friends or advertise his personality – he’s friendly when he needs to be, but is not the sort of person to go out actively socialising.

G: Gorgeous 1. what is their most attractive external feature? // His height makes him pretty popular and he knows how to dress well. He also has that particular ‘tall, thin, dark hair, pale skin, heroin-addict-esque’ chic that some people tend to go for. He doesn’t really get it, himself.

2. what is the most attractive part of their personality? // He’s witty in a very dry way – a little sharper than run-of-the-mill sarcasm.

3. what benefits come with being their friend? // Ok honestly? Money lmao. idk man you’d have to ask Kat bc she’s the only one who’s lasted this long

4. what parts of them do they like and dislike? // Though he projects an aura of self-assurance, he really doesn’t like very much about himself; his upbringing and unhealthy relationship with Catholicism did a number of his self-esteem. He’s proud of his intellect and knows he is smarter than the average person, but other than that, not a great deal.

5. what parts of others do they envy? // General happiness. He’s a melancholy person by nature and doesn’t tend to feel a swell of positive emotions for no reason – he can’t help but feel there’s something inherently wrong in his brain.

H: Heat 1. do they rather a hot or cold room? // n e i t h e r bitch his internal temperature must remain on an even keel at all times. Probably cold, if he was forced to pick.

2. do they prefer summer or winter? // Winter because it means he can wear layers

3. do they like the snow? // yes but he’ll never admit it. he finds it romantic. that must never be repeated.

4. do they have a favorite summer activity? // lying in front of the fridge cursing God

5. do they have a favorite winter activity? // coffee dates. Independent coffee shops, mind you – fuck Sbux.

I: In-the-closet 1. what is their sexuality? // Gay

2. have they ever questioned their sexuality? // he spent more than half his teen years wishing he was straight

3. have they ever questioned their gender? // No

4. would/was their family be okay with them being LGBT? // mother denies it completely, father kicked him out, brother doesn’t give a shit bc he’s bi as hell himself

5. how long would/did it take for them to come out? // He was forced out at 16 when he was caught with a boyfriend in the boathouse of Darlington estate – it marked the end of an already abusive parental relationship. To be honest, it’s hard to say if he would have ever had the courage to come out himself.

J: Joy 1. what makes them happy? // Feeling loved. He got very little of that in his youth.

2. who makes them happy? // Elrick has an uncanny ability. Who’d have thought it.

3. are there any songs that bring them joy? // He particularly loves Dancing in the Dark by Springsteen, and All Along the Watchtower by Hendrix. Neither are very joyful songs, granted, but they’re two of his favourites.

4. are they happy often? // He’s contented often, and he enjoys his life. ‘Happy’, though? Not sure.

K: Kill 1. have they ever thought about suicide? // More than once.

2. have they ever thought about homicide? // Not with any real intent. In a modern AU, anyway – can’t say the same for any of his other incarnations.

3. if they could kill anyone without punishment, would they? who? // Way deep down somewhere, he’d be tempted to say his father.

4. who would miss them if they died? // More people than he knows.

5. who would be happy they died, anyone? // lmao the tax agency probably. His father wouldn’t be happy, per se, but perhaps it would solve a problem.

L: Lemons 1. what is their favorite fruit? // Black cherries.

2. what is their least favorite fruit? // fuck bananas, honestly

3. are there any foods they hate? // Peanut butter can die, and also asparagus can also die.

4. do they have any food intolerances? // Not that he knows of.

5. what is their favorite food? // Probably Thai or Korean.

M: Maternal 1. would they want a daughter or a son? // He technically has a son already. Kat wanted a child and she trusted Logan above an anonymous donor, so one stressful jack-off session, a weird experience with a baster and eight months later, Rowan showed up early. Logan technically has no parental responsibilities or rights, but he’s involved in Rowan’s life nonetheless. And then there’s Bastian, whose own father leaves a Little To Be Desired in the emotional department, let’s say, so ultimately he winds up taking on that role as well.

2. how many children do they want? // One’s enough, ta, and that one doesn’t even live with him. In seriousness, he’s always idly thought about children in his life, but not with any real seriousness – he plays his role with Rowan well and he’s a great uncle to Bastian, but kids wouldn’t suit his and Elrick’s lifestyle.

3. would they be a good parent? // Yeah, he probably would.

4. what would they name a son? what would they name a daughter? // Demetrius or Victor for a boy, Ophelia for a girl. How else will people know he’s a pretentious bitch?

5. would they adopt? // Nah

O: Optimism 1. are they optimistic or pessimistic? // Total pessimist.

2. are they openly optimistic, throwing it on others? // No and he cannot stand it when other people force optimism into entirely inappropriate situations.

3. are they good at giving advice? // lmao not unless it’s legal advice. Then yes, absolutely. Just don’t cry on his kitchen floor.

4. is there anyone in their life that throws optimism on them? fukkin Katherine. She’s the only one allowed to get away with it.

5. were they always optimistic/pessimistic? // Yeah, he was a pretty dour, anxious little kid from the start.

P: Personality 1. what is their best personality trait? // From a professional perspective, he’s extremely clear-headed and analytical, and it serves him very well as a criminal prosecution lawyer – there’s not much that slips by him, and he can spot a loophole coming a mile away.

2. what is their worst personality trait? // He’s … difficult to get along with, for a lot of people. Not nasty as such, but he’s sharp-tongued and quite quick to anger in situations outside of his job, particularly when stressed. He also has a tendency to look down on people (particularly people who aren’t considered ‘smart’ by his standards) and let’s be real, he’s pretty classist – it takes him a long time to come to terms with Bastian’s relationship with Fabian. Elrick is more than happy to call him out on this.

3. what of their personality do others love? // Didn’t we already do this?

5. do they hate anything about their personality/about other’s personalities? // god he cannot abide people who aren’t punctual oh GOD he hates people who aren’t punctual

Q: Questions 1. do they ask for help? // Not unless he’s literally dying

2. do they ask questions in class? // to be honest, he generally didn’t need to

3. do they answer questions that make them a little uncomfortable? // Depends on the context, but he generally tries to avoid giving out personal information.

4. do they ask weird questions? // He keeps his weird questions to himself and Googles them later.

5. are they curious? // By nature. It was curiosity that got him into the godawful mess he ended up in re: his source material.

R: Rules 1. do they follow rules? // Generally yeah, aside from the occasionally joint now and then. Although saying that, he does run very much on his own moral code, so I suppose he follows rules as long as he agrees with the sense and logic behind them.

2. would they be a strict or laid-back parent? // It’s odd, his instinct is to be strict but he would also loathe the thought of being anything like his father, so he might swing entirely the other way in an attempt to avoid that. Hard to say. He definitely wouldn’t be like … a fun, playful parent because that’s just not in his nature, but it’s possible he’d relax his own rules significantly. Although he is fairly strict with Rowan, it’s for Rowan’s benefit - he needs rules and boundaries to be comfortable, and Logan’s not a traditional ‘father’ in that case anyway.

3. have they ever been consequenced for breaking a rule? // he was ‘consequenced’ pretty fuckin badly for daring to kiss a boy

4. have they broken any rules they now regret breaking? // oh god probably, he has more regrets than he can count

5. do they find any rules they/others follow absolutely ridiculous? // He’s not got a lot of time nor respect for people who follow rules totally blindly without having some sense of self-critique.

S: Streets 1. are they street-smart? // Depends on the AU, but for the most part he’s too privileged.

2. would they give money to someone on the streets? // no because he’s actually horrible

3. have they ever gotten in a fight on the streets? // No, but he has gotten in a fight in a bar. Kat will not let him forget it.

5. are they cautious when out? // A little paranoid, perhaps, but it doesn’t stop him.

T: Truth 1. are they honest? // define ‘honest’

2. can they tell if someone is lying? // Yes, it’s literally his job.

3. is it obvious when they’re lying? // Nope. He’s a consummate liar.

4. have they lied about anything they regret lying about? // he lied and told Elrick that yes, he’d had sex before their first time, and then regretted it twenty minutes later when they were forced to stop because he almost died. it's fine. they worked it out

5. have they told truths that have been spread against their will? // not really – he plays his cards very close to his chest. Nothing gets out if he doesn’t want it to.

U: Underdog 1. have they been bullied? // Only by his parents.

2. have they bullied anyone? // Not directly to anyone’s face, but he’s definitely made some unpleasant comments.

3. have they been physically attacked by a bully? // If his father counts, yes.

4. have they ever been doubted? // Only from ages 2 to 34.

5. have they surprised people with being good at something? People don’t tend to expect the piano-playing, somehow.

V: Vomit 1. do they vomit often? // what is this question set. Incidentally, yes – he has a problem with running until he’s exhausted and tends to vomit after that.

2. do they get lots of stomach aches? // no?? I guess not???

3. are they good at comforting someone ill? // lol he could be better. His levels of sympathy leave a little to be desired.

4. what do they like as far as comfort goes? // he doesn’t, really. He generally dislikes being fussed over too much and denies he is sick until he’s unable to stand up, at which point he’s forced to accept it whether he likes it or not.

5. do they burp, cough, or hiccup most when nauseous? when vomiting? // what is this question ASKING

W: Water 1. do they drink enough water? // Actually probably yes – it’s one of the few healthy habits he has.

2. have they learned to swim? // yes

3. do they like to swim? // ehhhhh he can take it or leave it

4. can they dive? // he went to an expensive private school of course he can dive

5. can they swim without holding their nose? // yes

X: Xylophone 1. what is their favorite genre of music? // Classic rock – nothing after 1989, thanks.

2. do they have a favorite song? // Hendrix’s Watchtower is up there, as mentioned, along with Don’t Fear the Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult. He has favourite playlists, rather than favourite songs.

3. do they have a favorite band/artist/singer? Blue Oyster Cult in general is a favourite, as is Black Sabbath and Springsteen.

4. can they sing well? He does ok. His voice isn’t fuckin Grammy material or anything, but he can hold a note.

5. can they rap? lmao

Y: You 1. how old were you when you created them? // lol

2. what inspired you to create them? // LOL

3. were they different when they were first created? // oh god yeah. Prototype!Logan was a fucking mess, he’s undergone some serious reworking since the early days.

4. do you enjoy writing them more than other characters? // he’s my comfort-zone, honestly.

5. what’s your favorite thing about them? // his internal monologue of disdain suddenly being interrupted by Oppressively Gay Thoughts

Z: Zebra 1. what’s their favorite animal? // He likes watching birds, but only from a distance.

2. do they like animals? // Nah, he’s really not much of an animal person. Loud and messy, for the most part.

3. cats or dogs? // Cats, if he has to pick.

4. what’s their dream pet? // A taxidermised one.

5. do they have any pets at the moment? // A Birman cat named Saskia. It’s the only animal in the entire world that he loves. He doesn’t like cats – he likes his cat.

#logan1

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