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asmoshoebox · 4 months ago

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you know i love those dash simulator posts but it would be silly to make one for bvm haha

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cashier at hot topic yesterday said he liked my shoelaces but he seemed really genuine and i was wearing my boots with the gay laces so i just fistbumped him and walked away. do i deserve to be drawn and quartered over this minor social faux pas yes or no

#prev LMFAO #keep doing it

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the only thing worse than applying for jobs is interviewing for jobs what the fuck was that phone call ??????? i swear the guy (?) sounded like they were literally dying. prolly just a smoker though 💀 i hope this gig works out man i dont feel great about it

#the good news is my bubbe is coming to see us next week :) #becks personal log

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WHY THE FUCK IS GAS SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE IM GOING TO EXPLODE EVERYONE ON THIS DAMN PLANET

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they don't know this post is about the hearse running out of gas on the turnpike last week. with. you know. things. inside of it

#wtf misnis

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dude qhat if there was a way to make like. so so you knwo how money s madeup right .well wht if it was worse

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like if isnteadof it being materials we assign arbitrsry value ot based on manufactres scarcity wht if it was digital adn the value was based onlike uniqhe digital signaturess and algorthims qnd all the value came fromn specualotye invensitmetn instea d of anything REMTOELY real lmfaooooooo

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Date of Origin: March 3, 2009

#who keeps bringing this back lmao cryptocurrency is already dead

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girl help there's a cosplayer on the bus rn in FULL monster mode it's SO FUCKING COOL and also HOT

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they did like an eldritch double face thing and the makeup is impeccable, it looks so real that i just. i just wanna lick it. "i saw you from across the bus and think you're super intimidating, can i bite you?" but genuinely !!!!!!!!! also they're like suuuper gnc which makes it one morbillion times sexier. god. definitely drawing them when i get home

#woagh that sounds rad as hell. and soooo valid op #like. i just want to eat a demon out and die with its talons inside me #and frankly i dont think thats too much to ask

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"oh, i don't think you're ready yet," he says, pressing a broad, calloused finger against your dripping cunt. "i wouldn't want to hurt you, after all.....

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new blog same fat wet manhole! they will never kill me in a way that matters!

#asmo originals archive #i miss my old url smh

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rly loved the dusk over campus tonight 🦇

#omg slay #gothcore #goth #aesthetic #alt aesthetic

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bee butts. you agree. reblog.

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#bestie why are you polling tumbler about this #personally id keep it #makes a great tactile stim

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might change my name again. i like damien but it just doesnt feel like me anymore idk idk

#i dont understanddd it just feels Wrong #sometimes i feel like theres really smth wrong with me man #and not in the goth way #like im goth i know that but being a goth guy is just. blegh #goth girls just have so many more options for looks it's not fair

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We're coming.....and we hope you will too...

This Saturday at the Moonbeef Cafe in Chambersburg, Pennsylvania

#BE THERE OR BE SQUARE

#brimstone valley mall #brimstone valley mall fic #dash simulator #fake dashboard #brimstone valley mall season 2 #bvmpod

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the-log-ffl · 2 months ago

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S10:W13

Seasoned readers of the LOG weekly write ups know that my write ups are a mixture of sports, personal reflection, politics, romance, life advice and cries for help. But no matter what the subject matter, I think you all know that every single write up is baked in truth, well, mostly truth. I preface this because when I tell you that winning a game in the LOG makes me happy, it literally brings me joy. No, it’s more than joy, it brings me relief, a peace to be more accurate. I spend most Sundays not checking my scores until well into the afternoon. I load the app, get a glance of the score, decide if I’m getting fucked or fucking someone, then, I shut it down. But when I see that green prediction bar sitting at 90% with only a few players left, I literally relax in my soul. I light up. I try to talk to my wife about it, but I don’t get the reaction that it deserves. It’s one of like 3 things in my life that I actually feel in my heart of hearts. No bullshit. Is something wrong with me? Or maybe if you don’t feel this way, something is wrong with you. This week's Petey password is worth a whopping fifty bones, no joke. If I receive a text from him with the password: “stinky pinky”, his venmo account will get fifty dollars richer. I guess the point is that this league, this community, this brotherhood is god damn close to all I really care about in this life. Last night I lied on top of my bed postcoital with my hands behind my head staring up at the ceiling. My heart was still pumping out of my chest from the cardio and I was dressed with only a shit eating grin. The Mrs had already waddled to the bathroom trying to hold in about a million little sperm babies when a thought came into my clear conscience. I uncrossed my toes, giggled, shook my head and with my lungs still on fire, I said out loud “big dick of the fuckin week.” Life. Is. Good.

Kick back with a microdose boys, a heavy microdose.

LOG 4 life!

~mish

LOG WEEKLY DICK SIZE RECAP

Max Marple has the BIG DICK OF THE WEEK: 131 Points

Chris Raj has the small dick of the week: 68 Points

Shawn House has THE THROBBER - 190.64 (S9:W3)

Ethan App has the STINKY DICK - 48.14 Points (S10:W7)

SEASON X BIG DICKS OF THE WEEK - $100

Sarnia Slut Slayers 4

Odusty Beckham Jr. 3

DISCIPLINE = FREEDOM 2

Embarcadero Burd Turds 1

Papi Gringos 1

Sordidus 1

Spirit Halloween/OTS 1

Big Sur Buckle Nuggets 0

Redfield 49Knerrs 0

The Raj Hotel 0

BIGGEST DICK OF THE YEAR - $100

ODusty Beckham Jr - 177:Week 2

LOG CHANGES FOR 2025

We are going back to our roots for draft day. We are going old school. Clip boards, paper and pens at the draft. No more phones or tablets to assist in the draft. Now I know the value in these modern gadgets. But I don’t want to see guys annoyed or upset that their gadget might get ruined by a pool dunk or a champagne squirt. I don’t want to see “Roman” avoiding the sticker board because he is catching up or having trouble with his app. We put them away, we do paper and pen, we try to pay attention, it’s a shit show, if we find a violation, we will penalize accordingly, loss of keeper, loss of FAB or something. Clipboard, trunks and a positive attitude is all you need to bring to draft day moving forward!

Loser of the league will sing the national anthem to kick off the following draft. (after the maier/hames bet is final)

The LOG is moving to the SLEEPER app in 2025

Draft weekend is now 2 weekends before Labor Day. Not the weekend before labor day, but the one before that.

The throbber and stinky dick will be retired. There will be some other rule tweaks that affect scoring and those will be retired

The LOG championship belt will also be retired after year 10. LOG 2.0 will have a new belt and the old will be present for photos at draft weekends (not for losers).

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jessicab1991 · 1 year ago

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PEOPLE I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW BETTER

Thanks for the tag, @goldenseresinretriever 🥰

LAST SONG? “You’re So Vain by Carly Simon

FAVORITE COLOR? Blue!! I love all shades but am particularly fond of Winnipeg Jet Blue and Winnipeg Blue Bomber Blue. What can I say, I am a huge sports fan.

CURRENTLY WATCHING? SPORTS: Hockey baby!! My Jets lost to the Leafs 1-0 in OT tonight, so I’m a little bit sad. Starting in June, I will be watching my Winnipeg Blue Bombers football team. I am a die-hard fan and season ticket holder.

LAST MOVIE? In the theatre, Anyone But You. At home, sitting on the couch? Saltburn(I need to scrub this movie from my mind)

SWEET/SPICY/SAVOURY? I love savory and sweet. It just depends on the day. I used to hate anything spicy. Like black pepper was too spicy. I have slowly re-introduced spicy into my diet and have found a few local hot sauces I love.

RELATIONSHIP STATUS? Painfully single. The lady who does my taxes each year asks me the same question: Still Single? It has become a running joke and it's actually hilarious.

CURRENT OBSESSIONS? Taylor Swift, TGM, Glen Powell and hockey LOL

LAST THING YOU GOOGLED? Recipe for waffles 🧇

No pressure tags: @sailor-aviator @roosterforme @angelbabyyy99 @pinkdaisies1106

#tag games

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kiyamahirotoff · 2 months ago

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Kojou Gakuen's Demon Lord

(this is supposed to be him in Kojou's Gakuen sweatshirt which is dark green and dark yellow, but I just realized it kinda kooks a ton like Raimon Go so maybe I'll redesign it later)

Personal Info

JP name: 里手墳( (Zato Tezuka)

Dub name: Eddie Rage

Nicknames:

Bakato (by Ryou & Ayame)

Grass head (by Ryou)

Turf head (also by Ryou)

Garden head (yeah, Ryou is kind of an ass with him)

Maou-sama (he got it as part of his reputation during elementary

Tezuka-sama (by his always growing fan club)

Gender: Male

Relationships:

Zato Mitsuko (mother)

Zato Mirai (younger sister)

Inoue Ichirou (Piece of S... I mean father)

Inoue Takato (half brother)

Inoue Kiba (older half brother)

Inoue Mio (younger half sister)

A s...load of other unimportant relatives

Player Info

Position: FW (CF) / GK

Teams & Jerseys:

1/Inazuma Elementary School

10/Kojou Gakuen Elementary School

42/Raimon

10/ ¿?

13/Inazuma Japan

10/Kojou Gakuen Junior High

13/Orion Inazuma Japan

13/Zhao Jinyuns

School year:

1st Year (prologue)

2nd Year (Inazuma Eleven)

3rd Year (Ares)

Voice actors: Takehito Koyasu (Dio Brando's Seiyū)

Headcanons

His birthday is February 3rd, he's an Aquarius and his blood type is B+

He's the tallest member after Kabeyama, just beating Tsunami and Desarm by a few inches.

He's actually 15 and should be in 3rd year but due to certain personal circumstances, he was held back one year.

He has green hair and gold like eyes, which jus like Ryou, he would wish to have the same color as his own mother, instead of his father's.

He's originally from Nara, and lived there until he was 2, then he moved to Inazuma with her mother, father and baby sister.

His family is quite a mess.

His parents never married, and it was later revealed to them that Ichirou already had a family, where he has 3 kids: Takato, the eldest one; Kiba, who has the same age as Tezuka; and Mio, a young girl who has the same age as Mirai.

Tezuka began playing soccer by the age of 4, and started as a GK, but as he grew up he decided to change to FW in order to prove that he was better than Takato and Kiba.

He's considered a top tier GK and a prodigy FW, compared to be on the same level as Gouenji.

Aside from soccer he's a talented drummer and also pretty skilled on boxing and tennis.

Asides from sports, Tezuka is also pretty skilled in the kitchen. He and his sister Mirai work as helpers at RaiRaiKen, but he ends up quitting when Hibiki becomes Raimon's coach.

Due to his friendship with Ryou, he has also been dragged to some of the few runways and modeling works that Ryou has done along with some music gigs with and without him.

Due to a falling out with Ryou right before starting junior high, Tezuka becomes Kojou's captain, guiding them during their first Football Frontier all the way to the quarter-finals, where they lost against Seishou Gakuen in OT 4-3.

During their second year, they had the misfortune to cross paths with Zeus after they eliminate Teikoku. They also end up losing but the match ends just 2-0, due to Tezuka being the substitute GK, becoming the first one to stop Aphrodi's shoot.

He officially joins Raimon just after Someoka gets cut from the team due to Ryou challenging his old mates to a match when he found out they also had succumbed to the power of the Aliea meteorite, just like Sakuma & Genda.

At first, Aki and Endou were the only ones open to give him a chance.

The remaining members still hold a grudge against him. Toukou went far enough to give him a jersey with the number 42 (which pronounced as shi ni sounds a lot like shine or "to die")

Just like Ryou enjoys teasing Natsumi, Tezuka has a thing for getting on Toukou's nerves, but as a teammate he's willing to take the risk himself to protect her.

Unlike Ryou, he's more of an aloof person, and tries not to mingle with the rest of the team due to some personal issues.

He's in not very good terms with almost everybody but still manages to become best friends with Fubuki, Tsunami and Tachimukai, the last two due to not having experienced the game against Kojou.

His love interests are... oh boy how do I put this? He's just as a womanizer as Fubuki was at the beginning, but in the end his interests are Aki and Toukou. Aki because he has repeatedly told Izumi that he thinks she's really pretty, and he also liked how she didn't judge him for his mistakes, and Toukou due to the fact that she's not scared of him and has no quarrels to "fight" him.

He finds annoying the habit of Ryou wanting him to make all his techiniques based on techiniques from the Guilty Gear saga, but still created a couple paying homage to Zato-One/Eddie due to ther themes being shadows and "spooky things".

He always wears long sleeved clothes under the uniform due to not wanting anyone to see the scars on his body.

Said scars were made by his half brothers. Tezuka tried to approach them in order to see if it could be possible to have a nice brotherly relationship, but instead those two were complete a*holes with him.

Bonus pic: Tezuka after being "cleaned up" by Aki (A.K.A. He found out he liked Aki so he kinda stepped up his game for her. Ain't he cute 🫶🏽?

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ilightmytorch · 2 years ago

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Writing Research: The Billboard Hot 100, Part 2-Charting

My next question was how many Spotify streams it takes to make it onto the chart. Short answer is it varies a lot from week to week so Spotify streams alone aren't a great predictor of chart position. Some data from recent weeks:

Week of 6/17/23 (Spotify streams as of Tuesday morning 8 am, day of chart release)

Danger [Spider] by Offset & JID is new at 95, has 10,327,745 streams

Hummingbird by Metro Boomin & James Blake is new at 90, 12,701,759 streams - both this and Danger are from spiderman across the spiderverse soundtrack

#92 is new - Peaches & Eggplants by Young Nudy feat. 21 savage, 24,179,960 streams

#1 is Last Night by Morgan Wallen, 19 weeks on chart, 335,202,530 streams

Week of 7/1/23 (Spotify streams as of 6/27/23)

15 songs are new this week, 10 of those are by Gunna including highest ranking - Fukumean at 16, 14,237,066 streams

100 - Bluffin by Gucci Mane & Lil Baby 5,448,770 streams

99 - Classy by Feid x Young Miko 262,602,241 streams

97 - Girl in Mine by Parmalee 28,309,788 streams

Week of 7/15:

Olivia Rodrigo Vampire entered chart at #1, album was released 6/30, checked that Fri or Sat (7/14 or 15) and she was at 190 million streams

Week of 7/22:

26 songs new to top 100, 22 of those are Taylor Swift Speak Now Taylor’s version - so every track

lowest new one (90) is Myke Towers LALA, 97,942,156 streams (album released 3/23)

82 Shake Sumn DaBaby 29,915,192 streams (single released 5/5)

highest one is I Can See You (Taylor’s Version) 38,723,925 streams (album released 7/7)

Week of 7/29:

(most of Speak Now dropped back off of chart but 5 songs remain+3 others so she has 8 total)

12 new songs in top 100 including #1-Seven-Jung Kook 154,295,788 streams

#2-Try That In a Small Town-Jason Aldean 9,585,662

92-Quema-Ryan Castro x Pe$o Pluma 12,276,220

93-Angels Don’t Always Have Wings-Thomas Rhett 21,217,377

96-Thang For You-Rylo Rodriguez 2,955,936

97-Johnny Dang-That Mexican OT 19,323,925 (streams as of 7/25 7:30 am)

Week of 8/5 (streams in parentheses are from Wednesday, others are from Tuesday):

11 new entries in the top 100 including #7 K-POP by Travis Scott, Bad Bunny, The Weeknd 58,130,310

#31 White Horse by Chris Stapleton 5,528,831

#41 Deli by Ice Spice 11,969,926

#64 Heartbroken by Diplo, Jessie Murph, Polo G 7,664,642

#92 But I got a beer in my hand Luke Bryan (11,933,843 as of 7:30 pm W 8/2),

#93 Cool With You NewJeans 23,422,232

#99 Talibans Byron Messia (19,157,796)

#100 Equal DIrt Rylo Rodriguez (1,530,162)

This week I followed some of the songs on Spotify's New Music Friday playlist and pulled daily streaming counts for the first 21 songs for the entire week (stopped when the playlist switched over to the next week's new songs). Here's Heartbroken's daily counts:

F 7/21 - single released, 0 streams

S 7/22 - 28,344

U 7/23 - 1,061,266

M 7/24 - 1,803,238

T 7/25 - 2,428,398

W 7/26 - 3,142,497

R 7/27 - 3,868,041

#writing reference #my research #music

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raleeshpoy · 2 years ago

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#pacifiers & teethers

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kavics · 18 days ago

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We are so back, baby! Rhinos! (ohh, most látom a tag-eket, na mindegy már így hagyom...)

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A döntő győztes matchet leírom, hogy érthetőbb legyen:

Szóval T3ban, kaptam egy tótiszt. volt két FoN-om, egy Fire and Ice, egy dead gone, eldobatta az egyik FoN-t.

Jöttem, húztam egy Subtetly-et és nyitva hagytam a FoN manát (14ben voltam).

T4 tapland neki, nyitva 3 mana nála.

Jövök húzok egy lorien revealed-et azt el is keresem egy Island-ért amit leraktam, így nyitva volt a FoN, és a következő körtől mehet a substetly hard cast.

(itt nyavalyogtam, hogy mért nem raktam a deckbe UW shockland-et). Köröm végén jött a disruptor flute, itt éreztem, hogy ez csak egy csali, hogy kiszedje a FoN-t a kezemből, de nem éreztem, azt, hogy engedhetem resolvolni (mivel nem a lorien-re reakcióban rakta ki, egyértelmú volt, hogy meg akarja counteröltetni!). Szóval megcountereltem a FoN-nal.

És tényleg az volt, jött és kirakta a necrodominace-t:

Gondoltam halott vagyok. Jött a kör vége 15-ben volt, húzott 14 lapot. Én 14-ben, ő meg lement 1-re. A kérdés az volt, hogy hány soul spike-ot húzott

51-ből 14 és van benne 4 soul spike.

De csak a várható értéket húzta: 1 darabot.

Azzal fejbe lőtt és felment 5-re én meg 9-be. Eldobta a kártyáit 5-ig, én jöttem.

Húztam egy Force of vigor-t, de nem volt két zöld manám, se zöld lapom. Volt egy Fire a kezembe, szóval tudtam lőni kettőt fejbe.

Ekkor átadtam a kört.

És ekkor kórusba kezdtek el köhögni a nézők.https://youtu.be/6rSvn4QJt6c?t=11287 (csak csúszik a kép! a hang előbb van!)

A bíró amikor összeért a húzott lap és a keze leállította az ellent, hogy a inenn már ez egy drawing extra cards, és én választhatók az ellen kezéből, hogy mit keverjen vissza.

Az ellen kezében volt egy Sheoldred, egy damnation, egy bowmaster, és egy 3/1-es MDC lény. Én a Sheoldred-et választottam.

De már a keze alapján látthatam volna, hogy győztem, mert mi lett volna ha nem hibázik:

És akkor nézzük a line-okat, ha nem hibázik az ellen akkor kijátsza a sheoldred-et én azt substetly-zem, ha van esze akkor alulra rakja, ki vagyok tappelve és 3+2 damage-em van (substetly a boardon, és fire/ice a kézben).

Van egy IOK a kezébe, azt még kijátszhatja, de minden lap a kezembe 3 manánál több!

Szóval ott van end stepben és dönteni kell, hogy hányat húzzon, ( a videón is látszik, hogy a végén megnézi, hogy mi volt a felső 4 de nem volt közte soul spike, tehát nem tudta volna leszedni a Substetly-t.)

De hibázott, én meg eldobattam a sheoldred-jét, amivel ugyanoda kerültünk, csak subtetly kijátszása előtt kellett döntenie, hogy hányat húz. Így mivel nyitva volt a fire, nálam nem húzhatott csak kettőt maximum. Úgy döntött, hogy 1-et húz, szerintem kettőt húzhatott volna 2-öt de ez már nem számít.

Kijött a subtetly end stepben, az én körömben elment ütni és löttem fejbe kettőt. (itt ki se jöttek a Rhinok!)

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+ outside assitance miatt egy csomó warning a nézöknek :D

Na lassan 14 éve játszom a Magic-et és végre nyertem egy kicsit nagyobb versenyen is. Eddig csak 8 fősöken nyertem...

#Youtube

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be-the-creature-fan · 3 years ago

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WILD KRATTS

SEASON 1 (PART 2)

One sentence review and will receive a score from 1 (worst) to 10 (best) Hope you enjoy :)

Falcon City: The episode is great overall but what makes this episode as amazing are the pigeon scenes (I wish they used pigeon powers more often) 9/10.

Koala Balloon: The hairball scene was the most random thing to happen but it's also my favorite. 9/10

Cheetah Racer: Would 100% wear the shoes Martin wore in the beginning of the episode and you gotta love Zach's pettiness in this episode plus Chris' Gazelle powers. 8/10

Stuck on Sharks: Martin and Chris traveling on a Shark via Bathtub toy, epic and informative. 8/10

Mimic: Blur had a baby (insert audience awww) the absolute waste of jet fuel Donita uses to move to a tent that wasn't even 100ft away is absolutely hilarious and don't get me started on that absolutely amazing moment near the ending of the episode. 9/10

Little Howler: How did the Creature Pod recording get all ot those angles?!?!?!? 7/10

Raptor Round Up: I love the pacing in this episode and it had a lot of memorable moments, I also wonder if what the WK crew did to Gormond is illegal (probably need to add it to the illegal things the Wild Kratts did) 9/10

A Huge Organge Problem: Has the best CPS activation sequence in the show (and is never used again >:0) also has one of the best songs in the show 8/10

Masked Bandits: I would love to see Martin in a Sperm Whale CPS for Halloween, and you got to love a good mystery. 8/10

Kerhonk: Proboscus Monkey CPS?... more like Dad Bod CPS, am I right? (probably not) 7/10

The Food Chain Game: The Bat Eared Fox dance will forever live in my head rent free. 6/10

Flight of the Pollinators: The angst in this episode was a very entertaining and kept me on my toes also the facial expressions were on point. 10/10

Caracal-Minton: WHY WOULD YOU USE A 100 YEAR- OLD FAMILY HEIRLOOM TO PLAY BADMITION?!?!? The Kratt Bros almost died. ( live action segment was pretty cool though) 8/10

Zig Zagged: WHAT IN THE CREATURE WORLD WAS THAT FIRST WK CREW JACKET DESIGN, IF DONITA SAW THAT SHE WOULD HAVE DIED! ( which could be for the better?) Also poor Jimmy Z. 8/10

A Bat in the Brownies: Martin almost eatting a bat did not age well, but I loved the message. 7/10

Birds of a Feather: I can relate to Aviva in this episode and the dance moves were top notch. 9/10

Seasquatch: Jimmy reminiscing the life he shared with his Controller was hilarious and the Yeti Crab is very cool. 8/10

Gecko Effect: Great episode overall and... OH MY GOSH WHAT HAPPENED TO MARTIN'S EYES?!?! 10/10

Googly Eye Night Guru: Taking a prototype invention without permission is not very cash money, also Koki mistakes Chris for a plant and Martin for a Proboscus Monkey. 7/10

Quilber's Birthday Present: No My BaLloOn... CoMe BaCk BaLloOn will also live rent free in my head and Chris sucks at keeping surprise parties secret, who knew? 9/10

#wild kratts #kratt brothers #chris kratt #martin kratt #why am i doing this #please help me

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lovebillyhargrove · 3 years ago

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Okay! guess i feel very insecure abt s4 (who the F is that eddie guy. I don't wanna know, sticking with Billy and Harringrove forever) and to chase my insecurities away with a nail bat, i've concocted another ask game😁 this time tho strictly

❤️ HARRINGROVE ❤️

And i know, there are such AMAZING writers who have all the answers in their fics, BUT. There are also us, usual people who might also have their IDEAS which they might wanna share)) i would definitely LOVE to hear all of them!!! And maybe some writers wanna join in..??))

Feel free to give ANY kind of answers. Short ones, long ones, with explanations (omg, the endless treasury of headcanons!!! 😳😳)

SO💖💖💖 in your head ✨💫✨

1. Do they get together BEFORE MF possessing Billy or AFTER shit goes down? (Or maybe DURING😲)

2. Who kisses who first?

3. Where do they have their first sex? (Location) (HJs and BJs count)

4. Who says 💖 I LOVE YOU 💖 first?

5. I believe this fandom is way past having hard feelings about it, so

Bottom!Steve or Bottom!Billy?

I've interacted with people within this fandom who have certain preferences and we had great conversations no matter which one it is! And it's still interesting as hell WHY people prefer one or the other

6. Do they give gifts to each other? (i just CRAVE for Steve to ... Ugh, please someone tag me back so i can say ot out loud!!😂)

7. Where do they end up living? California, Chicago, Hawkins... Idk .. Alaska??)))) Any other location?

8. What are their future jobs?

9. Who's a better cook?

10. Steve Hargrove or Billy Harrington?

11. What's Max's reaction when she hears they're together?

12. Describe in ONE SENTENCE Hopper's reaction when he hears the names Hargrove and Harrington mentioned together?)) The Q is inspired by this genius post by @freyrapollo

13. Does Robin like Billy OR does Robin hate Billy?

14. What about Dustin?

15. Fav Harringrove AU?

16. Billy+Camaro=...??? (Not strictly Harringrove, but I can't not to ..)

Tagging @memes-saved-me @disdaidal @withoneheadlight @billyswangotango @hoegrove @opaldraws @speedmetalqueen @prettyboybillyhargrove @booksfoxesandcoffee @wherearetheplums @rascheln @dyingontheharringrovehill @neonponders @edith-moonshadow @allaboardtheussharringrove @billyhargrovebabe @plistommy @redd1e @bit-of-a-fuqboi @pretty-bratty @freyrapollo @harringtons-bf @ratagenda @swimbirdyswim @thatharringrovehoe @harrygroves @harringrovelovin @evilfrank @harringrove-heroes @pizzacast @tokeidai @harringrovisms @gideongrace @billy-baby @atomicblondeweirdo @fredsythe @jaeskind @irishbeings @hunnystufff @justan-0-t-h-3-r @a-bit-of-trash @happy-rascal @veneredirimmel90 @writerwhowritesao3 @fuuuckwhoknows @im-not-so-sin @persephonesiren @harringrovefics @m0ltin9

Tumblr doesn't let to tag more than 50????????😲 Jeeesh, okay

Tag away, amazing people!))) 🌠💫🌠 Let's flood it with HARRINGROVE LOVE💓💞💓 !!)))

As always, no pressure, only 💖💋💖)))

#harringrove #harringrove fandom #harringrove tag game #harringrove ask game

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gayspock · 2 years ago

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ok miniseries liveblog . night 1

okay so for the record. what i know about battlestar galactica going into it: it's a remake of a series from the 70s; to my understanding, it's a slightly "darker" tone in comparison to other sci-fi shows of its time; ive heard vague, mixed things about later seasons of the show but i heard vague rumblings about farscape s4 & pk wars so idk what to think fo that; and that's listerally about it

i genuinely dont know anything plot-wise im going to just go into this completely blind starting with miniseries

OKAY. we're opening with a blonde girlie sucking tongue. how does this bode for the rest of the show? well we'll see. also i cant tell if all blonde girlies look the same or if she looks like skyler white.

well now whos this smart looking gent with the circular specs. does he have issues in the head-

OKAY HANG ON

WHOS THE GIRLIE WITH THE ARMS, NOUGHTIES BOY BAND HAIR, AND THE CIGAR CAN WE PAN BACK PLEASE-

STARBUCK? YOU CALLED THIS WOMAN STARBUCK?

WELL WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER GIRLIE WHOS SHE. THERES WOMEN HERE. DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT.

i know shes the one in the right here. sorry. but whats the point of balding, divorcing men if you cant take the mick out of them. theyre like bruises to poke at.

also referring to how i knew jack shit going in: i dont know why, but in my head this was going to be a bit crunchier despite knowing its from '03. kind of sad. i wanted some ugly shit BUT in fairness those cylons were pretty funny looking, too

oh its red dress woman again

IS SHE ABOUT TO KILL THAT BABY?

COME ON GIRLIE.

also im fascinated - hey.... sorry red dress woman reappeared again , not in a red dress but instead in that sheer little number? okay.... all is forgiven... like. maybe it wasnt even her fault.. maybe shes allowed to kill babies like its just a #woman moment ... can women fucking do anything these days like please

oh now shes eating face . busy schedule with this woman

also my interest is piqued btw i should say that. im always a fan of artifical lifeforms BU

CAN YOU BE POLITE TO THE LITTLE MECHANIC GUY WHOS JUST SO EAGER AND HERE TOHELP. i will also say theres so many people here. do i have to remember allthese people. and i reemmber 0 names. smile.

like this. is this the other woman from earlier-

are they

WHYS EVERYONE SUCKING AND FUCKING

OKAY I LIKED HER AND I LIKED HIM SO I SHANT COMPLAIN BUT MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME. i liked polite mechanic guy whats his name. and like i said the girlie is cute too. i love women.

oh fuck back to red dress lass and fucking GAIUS i remember his name because hes got long hair, he's shorter and his name is fucking GAIUS . can you not take the piss out of blondie's religion. she literally kills babies she can kill you too i dont doubt.

i hate gaius' voice. fucking gaius

sorry i dont know why im this strongly against gaius i just feel violent today. i dont mean it. maybe gaius is nice. maybe i will be affectionate towards gaius. but i kind of want to kick him around like a football.

theres also this polite young man i see with the curly hair and the sensible yet charming little suits

I LIKE THE OLDER GUY WHO HAD GLASSES. THE IN CHARGE GENT. I LIKE HIM THUS FAR. YEAH. DONT LET THEM NETWORK THIS BITCH. SO TRUE.

oh hey starbucks

starbuck

frappycunio

DONT FUCKING SHACK HER UP WITH THIS LAD EITHER. YOU BETTER NOT. HE'S GOT A RAT FACE. IS THIS THE LAD WHOS MEANT TO FLY THE THINGY. YEAH

oh so it's "lee" is it. with the dead brother. ii dont care. starbuck and lee it doesnt even make sense.

and going BACK hi red dres- HE DID N OT. I KNEW IT. FUCKIN GAIUS. SLAG. MAN SLAG I KNEW IT. I TOLD YOU. LETS KICK HIM ABOUT LIKE A FOOTBALL. HE'LL SQUEAK

hi lee.

MISTER IN CHARGE IS DIVORCED. EPIC.

and lee hates him. oh i love it when there's family strife. girls. FIGHT.

back to gaius and blondie

"you knew i was different" blondie maybe he just thought you had the tism . its charming. that autistic rizz.

ibtw towards gaius to clarify , i wasnt HOSTILE-HOSTILE towards gaius before just thinking about teething with him but now hes kind of whimpering and it slike so im giggling MORE thnan i was as im kicking him about does that make sense. i want to play silly golf with him

mister in charge. adama. do i call him that now. hes got his specs back on. hi-

SEE. WET. WHIMPERING. PATHETIC. [STARTS BEATING HIM UP]

number 6 is that going to be her name now.

i feel cheeky calling her blondie

MATE

THE BALDING DIVORCEE.

also other girlie from earlier... boomer is her name... i like her too. smile.

also i like this woman. uhm i, sorry i didnt get her name... the government official. theres lots of girlies for me to smile about

FUCKING GAIUS MADE IT. OF COURSE YOU DID GAIUS. WEE PRICK.

hi lee, again... can you be friendly to the photographer.

acrually nevermind its that guy. fucks sake. HE HATES WOMEN. FUCK THE PHOTOGRAPHER. LEE GET HIS ASS.

okay thank god. lady is in charge. GOOD.

also are you kidding me is gaius about to get pulled by the lottery by boomer and bloke because thats so funny. especially with the kids. imagine being 10 years old and abandoning your parent for fucking gaius to be on board

ALSO BOOMER'S LITTLE BOYTOY... I LIKED HIM... youre scaringhim. hurting his feelings. booooo

"AREN'T YOU GAIUS BALTAR." "yeah i haVENT DONE ANYTHING" FUCKING GAIUS. TYPICAL.

boomer's bestie ... are you kidding me. HELO? HELLO . YOURE GIVING UP THE SEAT FOR FUCKING GAIUS. JOKES. ITS JOKES AT THIS POINT.

also LAURA. government girlie is laura... now president laura of the world. girlboss

can WE ALL JUST. RESPECT WOMEN. THINGY OF EDUCATION. SO SHE A LEARNED WOMAN. WHATS THE PROBLEM. LEAVE HER ALONE.

a woman can survive any blast. shes fine. i know she is

although then again... if your fucking callsign is apollo i dont know what the hell you expect

okay end of part 1

#Egg.txt #bsg liveblog

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ashuriasims · 3 years ago

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Around The World

Around the World - Legacy Challenge

Hey everyone! I have thought of a legacy challenge that will take us around the world, the sim world. You will be appointed to a specific world and lot for each world = expansion/game pack = generation.

I have based this on a fresh Sims 4 save file and also on packs I personally own.

The general rules:

No cheats unless particularly mentioned (money cheat ot 0 or baby count).

Recommended mods: MCC & UI Cheats Extension.

Begin with a single young adult sim.

In this legacy challenge the world & lot are assigned to you, unless stated otherwise.

Follow the rules to the best of your ability.

I do recommend that you add more, fresh and new townies from the gallery for the gameplay reasons.

If you start with an edited save file (like my Half Haven) I recommend you adjust your gameplay to the rules; like location and money.

If you do not own an expansion or game pack that the generation is based on, you can just simply skip to the next.

Keep lifespan at normal

Your heir succession laws can follow any system you prefer. Common options are only one gender can be heir, eldest born will be heir or alternating gender heirs. I will not be appointing this for you.

You must complete the goals before moving to the next generation (There are possibly some harder goals which you can skip if you get nearly done like missing one item from a collection).

There are few bonus generations: Vampires , Outdoor Retreat, Jungle Adventure and Spa Day. Meaning that you can either do them or ignore them, up to you! There are also some other aspirations that could make a generation like these: - Lord of the Knits from Nifty Knitting - Super Parent from Parenthood

Happy Simming and have fun! -Ash

Generation 1 - Base Game

Expansion/Gamepack: Base Game Location: Willow Creek Aspiration: Best Selling Author Traits: Bookworm, Bro, Genius Likes/Dislikes: Writing+ Home: Crick Cabana, 20x15 13k§ [After moving in, cheat money to 0] Career: Retail, choose 6-10PM Goals: Complete aspiration, Complete "My Sims Trophies" collection, Max Writing skill, Marry as an Adult and have 2 children.

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Generation 2 - Dream Home Decorator

Expansion/Gamepack: Dream Home Decorator Location: Oasis Springs Aspiration: Friend of the World Traits: Self-Assured, Art Lover, Materialistic Likes/Dislikes: Your choice Home: Dusty Turf, 30x20, 3.5k§ [Empty Lot] Career: Interior Decorator Goals: Complete aspiration, Get minimum of level 6 of Interior Decorator career, Marry as an elder, 3 or more children, Max Charisma skill.

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Generation 3 - Seasons

Expansion/Gamepack: Seasons Location: Newcrest Aspiration: Freelance Botanist Traits: Good, Goofball, Childish Likes/Dislikes: Gardening+ Home: Tranquil Crescent, 30x30, 2.5k§ [Empty Lot] Career: Gardener - Botanist Branch Goals: Complete aspiration, Rank 10 career, have 5 perfect flowers. Find all magic beans and become a Plantsim. Have 2 or more children. Max Gardening & Logic skills.

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Generation 4 - Get To Work

Expansion/Gamepack: Get To Work Location: Magnolia Promenade Aspiration: Nerd Brain Traits: Geek, Gloomy, Perfectionist Likes/Dislikes: Your Choice Home: Preeminent Domain, 30x20, 3k§ [Empty Lot] Career: Scientist Goals: Complete aspiration, Rank 10 career, Marry an alien and have 4 or more children. Visit Sixam and collect all 6 geodes. Max Baking.

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Generation 5 - Get Together

Expansion/Gamepack: Get Together Location: Windenburg Aspiration: Leader of the Pack Traits: Dance Machine, Insider, Music Lover Likes/Dislikes: Dancing+ Home: Mid-nowhere, 20x20, 1.5k§ [Empty lot] Career: Style Influencer - Stylist Branch Goals: Complete aspiration, Start a club as a child. Max Dance & Photography skills. 1 Child. Do not Marry.

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Generation 6 - City Living

Expansion/Gamepack: City Living Location: San Myshuno Aspiration: City Native Traits: Unflirty, Vegetarian, Jealous Likes/Dislikes: Singing+ Home: 17 Culpepper House, 7.9k§ [When moved in cheat money to 0] Career: Social Media - Public Relations Branch Goals: Complete aspiration, Rank 10 Career, 1 Child, Do not marry. Gain "Spice Hound" & "Chopstick Savvy'' traits. Max Singing & Charisma Skills. Find all City posters [15].

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Generation 7 - Cats & Dogs

Expansion/Gamepack: Cats & Dogs Location: Brindleton bay Aspiration: Friend of the Animals Traits: Cat & Dog lover, Clumsy Likes/Dislikes: Your Choice Home: Your Choice in Brindleton Bay Career: Own a Vet Clinic Goals: Complete aspiration, Have 3 pets of your choice, 2 children. Max Veterinarian and Pet Training skills.

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Generation 8 - Get Famous

Expansion/Gamepack: Get Famous Location: Del Sol Valley Aspiration: Master Actor/Actress Traits: Noncommittal, Outgoing, Romantic Likes/Dislikes: Your Choice Home: Your Choice in Del Sol Valley Career: Acting Career Goals: Complete aspiration, Max Acting & Social Media Production skills. Become a 4 Star Celebrity, Have twins [Cheat if need] and Marry another Celebrity.

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Generation 9 - Strangerville

Expansion/Gamepack: Strangerville Location: Strangerville Aspiration: Strangerville Mystery Traits: Paranoid, Loner, Erratic Likes/Dislikes: Your Choice Home: Slip42, 20x15, 14k§ Career: Military - Covert Operation Branch Goals: Complete aspiration, Rank 10 Career. Max Logic & Fitness Skills, Have 3 Children.

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Generation 10 - Island Living

Expansion/Gamepack: Island Living Location: Sulani Aspiration: Beach Life Traits: Child of the Islands, 2 of your choice Likes/Dislikes: Island Decor+ , Fishing- Home: Caldera Camp, 30x20, 18k§ Career: Conservationist - Marine Biologist Branch Goals: Complete aspiration, Rank 10 Career, Complete the Seashell collection and find at least 5 Sunken Treasures. Have at least 5 children and Marry young. Try to attend the beach when turtles are hatching.

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Generation 11 - Realm of Magic

Expansion/Gamepack: Realm of Magic [+ Get to Work] Location: Glimmerbrook Aspiration: Purveyor of Potions Traits: Lazy, Glutton, Hates Children Likes/Dislikes: Painting+ Home: Brooks Bridge Borough, 30x20, 17k§ Career: Potion Shop Goals: Complete aspiration, Create potions & sell them for income. Collect as many magical artifacts as you can. Marry as a Young Adult and have 1 child.

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Generation 12 - Discover University

Expansion/Gamepack: Discover University Location: Britechester Aspiration: Academic Traits: Cheerful, Foodie, Ambitious Likes/Dislikes: Robotics+ Home: Your Choice in Britechester Career: Choose from Education, Engineering or Law Goals: Complete aspiration, Graduate, Rank 10 Career, Join a Secret Society, Have as many children as you want and Marry if you wish. Max Robotics skill.

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Generation 13 - Eco Lifestyle

Expansion/Gamepack: Eco Lifestyle Location: Evergreen Harbor Aspiration: Master Maker Traits: Freegan, Recycle Disciple, Maker Likes/Dislikes: Americana+ Home: The Shipping Views, 30x20, 18k§ Career: Freelance / Crafter Goals: Complete aspiration, Max Juice Fizzing & Handiness, Marry young and have children before realizing you two are too different, divorce as an adult.

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Generation 14 - Snowy Escape

Expansion/Gamepack: Snowy Escape Location: Mt. Komorebi Aspiration: Mt. Komorebi Sightseer Traits: Proper, Adventurous, Neat Likes/Dislikes: Japanese folk+, Rock Climbing+ Home: 2-4-3 Wakabamori, 20x15, 19k§ Career: Salaryperson - Supervisor Branch Goals: Complete aspiration, Complete Simmies Collection, Max Violin, Rank 10 Career, Have at least 2 children.

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Generation 15 - Cottage Living

Expansion/Gamepack: Cottage Living Location: Henford-On-Bagley Aspiration: Country Caretaker Traits: Lactose Intolerant, Animal enthusiast, Family-Oriented Likes/Dislikes: Your Choice Home: Cordelia's Secret Cottage, 30x20, 19k§ Career: Live off from your farm Goals: Complete aspiration, Collect At Least 5 Village Fair Ribbons, Hav4 Children and marry your best friend. Keep a successful homestead with cows & llamas.

BONUS GENERATIONS:

Generation 16 - Vampires

Expansion/Gamepack: Vampires Location: Forgotten Hollow Aspiration: Master Vampire Traits: Hot-Headed, Slob, Mean Likes/Dislikes: Pie Organ+ Home: Widowshild Townhome, 30x20, 18k§ [When moved in cheat money to 0] Career: Doctor [Get To Work] OR Culinary - Mixologist Branch [Basegame] Goals: Complete aspiration, Rank 10 Career, Rank 8 Career, Max Vampire Lore, Marry a co-worker, Make Vatores your best friends, Have a child or two.

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Generation 17 - Outdoor Retreat

Expansion/Gamepack: Outdoor Retreat Location: Granite Falls Aspiration: Outdoor enthusiast Traits: Loves Outdoors, Active, Creative Likes/Dislikes: Fishing+ Home: Your Choice Career: Fisherman [Island Living] OR Manual Laborer [Base Game] Goals: Complete aspiration, Complete the Fish Collection, Take weekend trips to Granite Falls, Max Herbalism skill and have 1 child.

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Generation 18 - Jungle Adventure

Expansion/Gamepack: Jungle Adventure Location: Selvadorada Aspiration: Archaeology Scholar Traits: Squeamish, Evil, Kleptomaniac Likes/Dislikes: Your Choice Home: Your Choice Career: Sell the items you find [or steal rather] Goals: Complete aspiration, Complete Ancient Omiscan Artifacts Collection. Have 2 Children.

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Generation 19 - Spa Day

Expansion/Gamepack: Spa Day Location: Your Choice Aspiration: Self-Care Specialist Traits: Your Choice Likes/Dislikes: Wellness+ Home: Your Choice Career: Register with Ministry of Labor Goals: Complete aspiration, Work in Spa; rent a chair or lead yoga sessions for cash. Marry someone who visits Spa regularly and have at least 3 children with that sim.

Hope you will have fun! ♥ -Ash

#the sims 4 #the sims 4 legacy #the sims 4 legacy challenge #The Sims 4 Around the World #ts4 #the sims #sims 4 #ashuria #s4

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candlemouse · 4 years ago

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ranking fablehaven acronyms

1. fh - classic, simple, lovely, a tad obscure to the outsider. 8/10

2. RotES - amazing, really gives off the vibe with the r beginning and the s at the end. lovely, easy to distinguish 9/10

3. GotSP - don’t see this often. almost sounds like a word. has a charm that fits with the book. 7/10

4. SotDS - concludes the streak of “ot”, but maintains its own unique vibe. not particularly fond however 6/10

5. KttDP - classic that you’ll find on any post. easy to distinguish. classy. 7/10

6. dw - not fond. looks like don’t worry. would be a 5 but cool when combined into “fhdw” 6/10

7. WotDK - this one is different from the rest and I like it. starts off with a strong W and ends with an equally strong K. 8/10

8. MotPI - my baby. I saw this acronym, nay, this title, and said yes. makes a straight shape with the M and I and is aesthetically pleasing. 10/10

9. CotTG - nice and simple. spawned a joke “cottage cheese” that no other fablehaven acronym had. spunky. 8/10

10. RotDS - what is this? disgusting. this is literally RotES. I will never be able to differentiate between the two and it will haunt me. knock off of the glorious RotES. 0/10

#colored by vibe #fhdw #fablehaven #dragonwatch #fh #rotes #gotsp #sotds #KttDP #dw #wotdk #motpi #cottg #rotds

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cherrysweather · 5 years ago

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As long as I live.

|Pairing: Simon Blackquill x Reader| |Genre: Angst| |Words: 3.029| -----------------------------------------------

[STARTING PROGRAM...]

“Can you hear me?” “Yes, bzzt”

[UPPER LIMBS CONNECTION...]

“Move your arms”

[CHECKED]

“Good.. Now, try move your head” The woman kept writing notes on both paper and in her computer as the tiny robot answered her commands.

[CERVICAL DYNAMICS...]

“Like this?” Asked the tiny artificial beign as he rotated his head with a full 360.

The woman giggled watching the robot who began to become familiar with his body. “Exactly like that”

[CHECKED]

“Now.. Try move your body forward”

[LOCOMOTION...]

The woman freed the robot from his base, leaving him free to move, then she took some papers from her desk, the papers where she could read all the tests she had to do to the robot. Meanwhile, the subject of these test was wandering around the lab, coming, at the end, near the woman who wore that heavy, dark blue coat,

[CHECKED].

“Good, looks like you are perfectly functional pretty boy” she patted his head and took a little box from the desk “Now, before the last tests, do you want a name?” she asked while smiling at the tiny beign before her.

“Yes! I want a name! A beautiful one! Please mom, give me a name!”

She stopped for a few seconds before leaving free a little laugh from her mouth. “Mom you say?” she took a piece of paper and a pen, starting to think for names. “I have a lot of names, but thinking about it, you are the realization of my dream so... Morpheco?” she turned her head towards the robot that started to party for his new name. “Thank you mom!” “You can search the origing of the name thanks to your brain if you want, in that way we can also make this a test” she said taking again the paper where she wrote all the results of the previous tests. “my research tells me that this name is similar to that of an ancient Greek deity, is that right?” He asks while spinning his head from one side to another doubtful “Exactly! You know, I have a sister whose name is Athena, like the Greek goddess, so I though about giving a deity’s name to you too, then the “-co” part is because you already have two sibilings and their names finish both with “-Co” so I wanted to connect you three with something” she smiled and got up from her chair, taking a box on another chair; her hands took a vial with some blood in it, returning near the robot after she unbuttoned the lowest buttons of her lab coat.

“You’re special, you know that?” her eyes pointed directly at the screen where the robot’s face was “In what way?” he asked, curious of understand why he was special “Well, if I say that I love you so much, how would you feel?” “I would feel like the happiest robot in the world!” “And if I punch you in the head?” she said and did it, but with the lowest effort in strenght “H-Hey! Of course I’d be angry at you mom! I did nothing wrong!” he patted the hitted zone “I’m sorry, but, did you know that I have a ot of superpowers?!” the woman said out of nothing, scaring at first the artificial creature “For real?! What kind of powers do you have?!” he asked like a baby, believing everything she told him “I can’t fly, turn invisible or things like that, but I can create a lot of things! Both artificially, like I did with you, and naturally, something I’m working on” her laughs filled the phrase, stroking his head gently “But, you do have superpowers compared to other robots, you and your sibilings, and the answers you gave me are the proof of this” “My answers? So, my feelings?” she nooded “You have an heart, something that a lot of other robots don’t have, you are capable of feel emotions. This makes you more human than any other machine”

Even if they were a flat screen, the robot’s eyes were trembling with joy, not only life, but this woman gave him an heart to make him more human, a coscience of its own.

“Now! I need to tell you why you’re here and why you have this wonderful thing called “Heart”; right?” her face was deformed by one of the brightest smiles on heart, her hand pressed a button on Morpheco’s torso and opened a tiny recess where she inserted the blood vial previously taken, pressing again the button. “Your programs should be able to analyze on their own that blood, it’s a sample of my blood; instead to continue talking, I wanted to try all of your abilities”

[ANALYZING...] Blood group:0+ Red blood cells: normal White blood cells: normal Platlets: normal Beta hcCG value: 74.715 Presence of substance HE4 in blood: high

“The last two results, what are they?” Morpheco asks, confused by the new, unusual informations “You can search by yourself”

After some minutes, one of the two big answers came in

“M-Mom! I’m going to be a big brother!” he waved his hand in the air from exitment “That’s it! Isn’t it?!” “Yes! Yes it it” she laughed, trying to calm down the robot “So, you have this big belly because you have a baby in there?” his artificial hands gently touched her stomach from above her clothes “Who is the dad? I want to meet him He’s also my dad right?” “We got married a few months ago, so theoretically yes, he’s also your father. His name is Simon, Simon Blackquill and he’s a prosecutor” “And the baby? It’s a boy or a girl?” “A girl! You are going to have a little sister”

But one thing was still to clarify; that substance in her blood, so the system of Morpheco started searching automatically what that was

“M-Mom..” his bubbly and exited attitude vanished in time of one second “This substance, the HE4, it’s a protein but, it also indicates the presence of an ovarian cancer” he looked at that tiny woman as she was tightening the sleeve of her blue jacket “Yes, can’t deny that” she putted on one beautiful smile, looking at the screen on the robot’s face, resting one hand on his head

“I have an ovarian cancer, yes. I have only have three and an half months to live, yes, but I don’t want to waste them, as I don’t want to ruin my daughter’s life, so that’s why you’re alive, I need your help” she looked right in his eyes, remaining calm despite her shiny eyes “There’s no time to desperate now”

“MOM! This isn’t fair! I’m just born and you are already telling me that you are going to leave me so soon?!” his voice was shaking like the rest of his body “S-Simon- Dad, knows this? Is he helping you?” he hoped for a positive answer; he didn’t want to lose his mom so soon. “No, he doesn’t know” she sighed and took her head in one hand “He already has his problems, this isn’t the time to share my situation with him” she watched the ring he gave her the day of their wedding, the day Simon smiled and smiled, nothing else. “Mom, just why?! You can go on a cure, you have to save yourself and sister!” but he imagined the answer ”It’s too late” “Hey, your sister will be alright, and, your aunt will help you here at the lab” she tried to talk as she wasn’t going to die without the joy, the hope of seeing her babygirl grow. “Now, could you please hear my request? The reason of why I’ve created you?” sobs came out of her mouth as she talked, noticing the nod of the robot to her words. “When I’m gone, would you please, help Simon? Would you be a friend, a brother, someone to count on for my daughter? Please..?” tears started to walk on her cheeks as she took both Morpheco’s hands in hers “This is your mission, what do you say?” a little smile came in her face as she raised her head. “Mom, I-I feel like I’m wet, inside?” “This feeling should be the equivalent of our tears, please, don’t cry, you are stronger than me, you must be” “Yes. I will help dad, I will be a good brother and someone to count on, I will be everything my sister needs!” his sobs decorated those desperate and sad screams before his sight went blurry.

[LOW BATTERY, TURNING OFF IN 1 MINUTE]

“It seems like you have to go to sleep, thank you for everything... In these days I’ll teach you everything you want to know” she pressed te button behind the head and the screen turned off.

Morpheco was brought back to its base to recharge and as soon as she picked all her papers, Ms. Blackquill left her lab.

Bad luck.

For once, Simon came to pick her up from work and he was right outside the door, back resting on the wall and his hand on his eyes, trembling.

Her blood froze in that istant and the heart stopped for a few seconds; she wanted so much to run inside the lab again and hide herself from reality, but her body approached the man in front of her, picking his free hand. “Hey beautiful, what are you doing here?” she acted like nothing happened, trying to keep inside the tears “When were you going to tell me? When you’d be one step from the grave?” he sounded cold, but his words trembled. “You understand that someone can’t get to know these kind of informations while the direct interested is talking with a robot. With a robot and not with her husband” he hated raising his voice to her, but he was panicking.

Him, a former jailer, couldn’t see himself as a single dad. Even with the help of Aura or Athena, or that robot, he won’t be able to have the confidence needed to raise a child. She remained in silence, knowing that she had made one of the biggest error in her life if not the biggest. “I tought you’d start hating me because I stopped you from comng at the echography, that’s when I’ve discovered it... I touhgt that would be an echography like any other” “You think too much” he freed his hand from her’s, walked away, trying to make the picture of the situation. Her heart started to fall in pieces, but she wasn’t mad at Simon, he was right, she was wrong. “I’m sorry, I realize now that I should have told you sooner and of my own free will, but I have created that robot, Morpheco, so that he will be by your side when it is neede-” “I need you by my side, not a fucking robot!”

Slowly her eyes pointed down, her brain stopped thinking about answers, she just fixed her papers and went to the elevator. As if he had teleported, Simon was behind her, and he selected the ground floor to go home.

He put one hand on her belly and his forehad on her head “I’m sorry, I didn’t want to raise my voice” he cuddled slowly her big belly, feeling some movements in it “She’s still moving” he smiled and kissed her head “One last month and she won’t be there anymore, she’s enjoing her time” she laughed softly and put her hand on his, trying to free Simon from her hair. His eyes were shining with tears as he slowly began to realize everything “I don’t want to be alone again and our daughter needs a mom” “I know that more than anything, and I feel so bad for this..” she squeezed his hand with strenght, turning her head towards his chest, feeling finally protected from everything when his arm held her close. “I guess in these last months we should to get used to this future” he his once again his face in her hair, keeping her close at his body.

“I’ll go on loving you, for as long as I live.” Months passed and they brought with them a big surprise; after the birth Blackquill heir was born, the contractions continued and it came to light that between the two things that could go unnoticed on the day of the echography, that was just the presence of a second fetus, developed long after the first: born prematurely but healthy as a fish was a little boy of just under two kilos.

Just after another day in court, Simon returned home but the silence strangely reigned, but luckly, entering the bedroom found those two trublemakers asleep with their beautiful mom. “You’re home late tonight” she said once Simon sat on the bed “Why you’re awake?” he discussed with a tired voice “I don’t want to sleep tonight, I’m scared” the fluids of the drip attached to her arm continued to make noise at every drop that fell “I feel like, if I sleep tonight, tomorrow I won’t wake up” she held the two babies in her arms, moving them gently to make them sleep “Come here” Simon’s heart began to beat wildly and tremble like a leaf as he took the three small forms in his arms “That robot turned out to be a lot more useful than I thought in these months“ he tried to avoid the direct topic right now, he could already feel the tears in his eyes “You see? I’ve made it, so of course it would have been useful” her smile did nothing but break more efficiently Simon’s heart “They’re in good hands” she cuddled both Simon’s and the babies’ faces, coughing after taking some air.

They both could feel that her life was coming to it’s end, they both weren’t ready; she didn’t want to leave her family, he didn’t want to lose the love of his life and be alone, once again.

“You know that I will love no more after you? You that were the start of my real life and my first love, first and only love” He gently pulled his fingers between her hair “You have to find someone else, someone who doesn’t keep secrets” she giggled at her own words “Shut up. You see this? This is the proof that I loved you and that I will always do, even if I won’t be able to touch your skin anymore” he said, touching the wedding ring on your finger with his’ “I only need our children and you to be happy, nothing more, “Simon... I don’t want to leave” she started crying without too much noises to not wake up the babies “Please, keep me awake, I want to stay with you another day, I want to see the babies grow” her sobs were suffocated in his chest, as his hand slowly passed from her hair to the babies’ heads “Do you remember the first time we met? You were so cheerful, Athena was so curious and happy to be with you” “You were too much devoted to my mom, you never smiled but you were kind and sweet” she smiled between her tears, covering Simon’s body with the heavy blankets.

They continued to talk about their past together fot minutes and hours, but diseases make people tired, and her wish to stay awake slowly faded away, but thanks to Simon’s words, she didn’t even realize the fact that she was slowly falling asleep.

“Simon, you know that I love you?” her tired eyes looked towards him as she continued to cough due to her sickness “If you know it now, please don’t forget it. You will be the best father in the world even without me, you’ve been my best friend, my brother, then my partner and now my husband and father of my children, you will do fine” her smile was printed on her lips and the coughs never stopped as she talked “Please, don’t give up, keep going for them..” she took his hands and slowly pressed her lips on his. She didn’t want to ruin his life like that, she didn’t want him to feel so bad that he cried at her, she didn’t want to die, she didn’t want to see him try to keep her to himself in those childish ways, but she had zero control over the situation.

“I love you” one last wisper came out from her lips before her head fell on the pillow, asleep.

Simon watched her figure with tears in the eyes, keepig her hand in his’ and letting then himself fall into Morpheus’ arms, tired both physically and mentally.

The alarm ended Simon’s sleep, which stretched to the bedside table to turn it off. He rubbed his eyes and sat on the mattress, stretched his back and tried to wake up despite that grip that held his heart.

“If I sleep tonight, tomorrow I won’t wake up”

His head snapped towards the other side of the bed.

His face became gloomy, he felt something inside him shatter.

She was gone. He looked at her in all her beauty, immaculate and illuminated by the morning sun; her purple lips, her eyelids closed and her hair messed on the pillow made her one of the most beautiful visions of his life, if only her body had kept her soul with it.

He then looked at his two babies, still asleep in the most peaceful sleep, in the most comfy arms.

His hand kept on holding hers, now cold like ice but still beautiful like no one else’s.

He took the babies from her arms and brought them back to their room. He hoped that she was on her feet again when he came back, but nothing.

Simon laid down next to her and brought the finger with the ring to his mouth, trembling like a scared baby, trying ro squeeze her hand with all of his strenght to make her react.

Useless.

He just stayed there, powerless and broken inside, waiting for a call from his hungry children.

“Please... Please come back...”.

This piece’s remake!

OK SO, this is my big debut, I’m sorry that this tourned out so damn long and maybe boring :( but I hope anyway that you all liked this “thing”, I can also write some sequels of this (shorter, OF COURSE). I hope you didn’t cried like I did :c

Now I’ll probably work on some pokemon stuff, waiting for requests uwu Luv u all! <3

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