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play dumb! ...not that dumb!
#svt#seventeen#jihoon#woozi#gifs#this self-on kode ep 😭#jihoon 1) kept talking to himself in satoori. which is so cute#2) went full blast mischievous and stressed the hell out of kihyun lmao#they also referred to both carats and monbebes AAAH#like they always do. of course. but#i just miss svt x mx ok#their friendship is the cutest#fun fact my friend came over when i was editing this and gave me spiderman keychains what the helllll#one of them is miles morales too lol
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Ace Attorney Investigations 1 and 2 spoilers!










#what the hell is going on in here???#ace attorney#ace attorney investigations 1#ace attorney investigations 2#miles edgeworth#langworth#shi long lang#aai1#aai2#shitpost#miles edgeworth wht do u think ur doing?!#aai2 spoilers#aai1 spoilers
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That sweat drop was a paid actor 🥵
Resurfacing this Max gif cuz wtf
#i am not proud of the sound i made when this popped up on my pinterest feed#sir what the hell#man’s chest is a mile wide#pls sir hv mercy 😭#max verstappen#mv33#mv#f1#formula 1#lestappen#< just adding this in case anyone wants to delulu with me#cuz IMAGINE
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their friendship means the whole world to me
#girlblogging#girlhood#lana del rey#cassie skins#female hysteria#skins uk#femcel#girlblog aesthetic#this is what makes us girls#hell is a teenage girl#cassie ainsworth#chris miles#chris skins#chris and cassie#skins 2007#skins gen 1#best friends#friendship
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Where should you be kissed?
Knuckles. it feels as though you have fought every day of your life. sometimes, you cannot even tell how much of the blood on your hands is your own... and how much comes from those who've tried to hurt those you defend. you deserve the gentleness of a kiss to your bruised knuckles and broken skin, a reminder that you are not only made of violence.
[stolen from templeofvengeance; tagging you]
#ooc#dash game#[putting my haterism aside for one (1) minute to say this: I understand where Miguel's actions and vitriol come from. He's right in mental#rock bottom‚ to him‚ Miles is anomaly 001‚ a stressor that refuses to follow his assigned worldview-- if not all of 1610 somehow still#existing after Miles *supposedly* fucked it up‚ at his wit's end running the Society‚ endlessly reliving his grief/never letting it heal‚#and once he actually MEETS him‚ he probably reminds him too much of himself: stubborn‚ over his head but refusing to back down‚#an endless desire to DO GOOD but not knowing how or what to do. And that scares him. Because if he‚ the anomaly‚ the first cosmic flaw‚#WINS‚ is right‚ it'll upend his entire worldview. Everything he's fought for‚ ruthlessly enforced‚ staked the Society as a whole in.#This isn't me being an apologist btw; I'd love nothing more than to throttle his ass. But... but but but.#Somewhere in that endless lattice of biting‚ ready temper and dourness and utter dogmatism to the point he refuses to CONSIDER other views#is an extremely grief-stricken‚ lonely‚ stressed to hell and back man with enough emotional baggage to fill a cargo hull. Who THINKS he's#doing good‚ WANTS to do good on a large scale‚ no matter the cost‚ the burden‚ the filth he has to endlessly wash his hands of.#And that's what makes him the topic of some weird fucked up obsession of mine in spite of my simultaneous HATRED of him]#[hey here's a drink if u read this far🍻]
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i would do very egregious things to witness acotar trio (Feyre, Tamlin, Lucien) play scary games together. Specifically Lethal Company or Phasmophobia. I think it would be hilarious
#acotar#pro tamlin#tamlin#a court of thorns and roses#feyre archeron#lucien vanserra#pro lucien vanserra#sarah j maas#Tamlin would be trying so hard to identify the ghost is phasmo while lucien and feyre are off summoning demons#Tamlin watching through the window as lucy and feyre get killed by a ghost:😐🤦🏼#Feyre would be a scrap GOD in lethal company ong#Her sense of direction is like no other while lucy and tam are miles deep in the complex loss as hell#arson yaps#i really like watching lethal company and phasophobia#have i played either of them? no because my friends and i do not share a common device :((#i have my laptop. thing 1 has their phone and thing 2 has a nintendo switch. we can only play minecraft together#wait they would also be so funny in minecraft#tamlin busy making a zoo while feyre and lucy go fuck off and die 1000 times#feyre would also be a minecraft pvp legend#Tamlin too ngl. their all good actually at minecraft pvp. nightmare trio to have in skywars
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qpr jean and neil. that's all i'm gonna say.
do you see my vision?
#i might add onto this later but right now I'm too busy crying#“misplaced forever partner” ARE YOU KIDDING ME THAT DESTROYED ME#neil ordering a hit to keep jean safe changed my brain chemistry#i need them to be friends#i need them to call each other and gossip and send each other stupid memes that only they understand#i need them to slowly grow closer as they heal until one day they can finish each other's sentences#and they ocassionally make super dark jokes about their trauma out of the blue (they bet on how people will react competitively)#i need them to call each other derogatory names but get Super Upset whenever anyone else talks shit about the other and offer to kill them#and i would love them to reclaim the spots next to each other that riko set#and make them their own#they're not partners on the court but they sure as hell are partners in life#the mcs ever#at one point andrew and jeremy are just looking at each other across a table at a restaurant as these two bicker#and realize they have somehow both become the Third Wheel despite the fact that 1) there's four of them and 2) jean and neil aren't dating#the amount of queer platonic pining i could fit in these traumatized people#the: “i'm lowkey obsessed with you but I Really don't like you romantically and I don't know what to do with it”#and the: “oh thank hell me too i thought i was even weirder than i already am. wanna go harass the fbi with me?"#jeremy and andrew watch this trainwreck both exasperatedly and proudly you can't convince me otherwise#cannot convince me that these four won't somehow end up living in each others pockets even if they live 1000 miles away#kevin pops in frequently as his usual wonderful diva self#anyway i'm going insane how yall doing#neil josten#jean moreau#all for the game#the sunshine court
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wanshi/pgr - super old lightning/colours practice i did a month ago 😭
#this is like 2 months old#LOL i just never posted it#also im sorry for the long ass break ive been kinda just living my hols life lmao#long overdue for posts ik#APOLOGIES#but ive rererewatched into the spiderverse like 3 times now#n ill be seeing the sequel 2 days later overseas#bro its been so hard#ive been avoiding spoilers#but its really difficult#i havent even seen the trailer cus i wanna go into it like fresh n beta#also i just had a bbq im full as hell#lmfao gotta have to go jog like 5 timez to make up for this#pgr wanshi#pgr#punishing gray raven#my art#also i did this b4 i found like the crispiest render brush ever#so its a lil patchy tho i went over it woth the new brush#yo i cant even go onto any social media like i like 1 miles loml post n now i have barrages of spiderverse spoilers all over all my tls#god bless
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hey what if Miles picked out the second name “Maya” because that was Billie or Mayday (leaning towards Billie) trying to say “Miles” and she was like ohh i see it all so clearly now, what then . or or or what if that was kinda the final push to go from “okay i might not be cis but i got other stuff to worry about” to “oh hell i’m trans” because baby babble transed her gender. what would youdo
#its fucking hot as hell out at 1 in the morning i’m so sick and tired i can’t sleep#pointing a gun at ceos and the sun#transfem miles#miles morales#spiderman#spider man#billie morales#mayday parker#m&m posts#<- read it in the cockney accent again sorry lads
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Miles to Julian: will you please shut the fuck up?
Miles literally 2 seconds later:
#star trek: ds9#vengeance#miles o'brien#julian bashir#ot3: o'briens + 1#im barely changing what he said also he did flat out tell Julian to shut the hell up#im sure if they were allowed to say fuck he would've said fuck#but alas they couldnt say fuck in 90s Trek#love that he feels bad about it#works perfectly with my hc that Miles hates when Julian is quiet but he'd never admit to it
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white side of my family drama lol
my ?step sister? (dads wifes daughter) decided to go out drinking with my cousin after thanksgiving and is now trying to accuse my aunt of giving her food poisoning and accusing all of us of lying about not being sick 😭💀💀💀
like... girl.... you went n fucked possibly the nastiest most unwashed white man in the entire state 💀 you either got an std or some kind of severe infection from how goddamn unwashed that man was 💀💀💀
like stop trying to accuse every woman in the family of poisoning you and go to a damn hospital.
#text#g talks#my cousin is my aunts husbands son from a previous marriage#and also a sailor that literally goes Months without showering. that man is literally disgusting. smells bad from a mile away.#but like im sorry to say. you poisoned yourself 😭 maybe next time dont pick someone thats your cousin now lol 💀#and also dont pick someone that you heard everyone joking about having 1 million diseases all night???? what the hell.
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i wish i could be a pretentious teenager in the way teens in 2014 were pretentious
#girlblogging#girlhood#lana del rey#cassie skins#female hysteria#skins uk#femcel#girlblog aesthetic#this is what makes us girls#hell is a teenage girl#alaska young#looking for alaska#miles halter#books#2014 aesthetic#2014 tumblr#tumbr girl#skins gen 1#cassie ainsworth#effy stonem
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#i was so on track to having a nice weekend. had a rough month but made just enough to cover rent/bills with a little left over#my little brother is back from college and i was going to go watch john wick 3 or 4 or whatever the hell with him. my car#is gone because some rat bastard traffic cop thought i was in a 2 hour parking spot for more than 2 hours. (i left and came back) (bitch)#140$ towing fee to bring my car 1 mile to an impound lot....... kermit sewer slide#this could be a lot worse im just in the constant cycle of just barely scraping by and not being able to do stuff with friends and family#ever and it is kinda soul destroying
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catocinephiles
the paris catacombs are 1000x more fucked up than i imagined
#also there’s a video tape of a guy who snuck#and at one point he gets startled by something off camera#and he drops the camera#and things that make it seem real are#1) the catacombs are a maze and he wouldn’t be the first person to get lost and die in some lesser explored tunnel#and 2) IT KEEPS GOING for like 45 minutes after he runs off#and he’s like full on sprinting it really comes across as terrified#like it doesn’t look like he just ran around the corner and hid#and then also#3) he’s already scared before he drops it like he keeps pausing it looks like he’s lost#4) running into the darkness without a light when there are miles of tunnels most of which#its ESTIMATED to be about 200 miles#or 320 kilometers#it was found later by catophiles#it’s no wonder that as above so below is about the catacombs actually being a portal to hell#its a fascinating beautiful disturbing maze of an ossuary#and you could not pay me enough to explore it alone
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We are forecast to get 7" (about 17.7cm) of rain in the next three days alone... Gotta go see if someone makes water wings for dogs...
#our house is at the top of a giant hill that slides down to a big ass reservoir/lake and we are about 1/4 mile from the edge of that hill#so we aren't worried at all about flooding (beyond the back yard being muddy) or landslides#but where I work is in a basin that is going to be flooded as HELL
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@turnandface // starter call.
things on eden prime did not exactly go to plan. shepard knew that to be a possibility the moment that nihlus kryik stepped aboard the normandy; anyone with a working brain would have figured out then, too, that this was no run-of-the-mill mission. but no one, not even shepard, could have predicted just how fucked things were going to get. now the council are down a spectre, and they've got another — saren — on the loose. two of their best agents, if all the chatter about nihlus' and saren's capabilities is on the mark. how did things get to this point?
shepard has no answer for that, but he's not surprised that the council have dropped the ball on this. all of jenkins' excitement over the spectres, and subsequently nihlus' explanations to back up what shepard thought was just glorified praise ... the considerable freedom to act as they please makes it an attractive career, but nonetheless it left shepard wondering what a spectre left unchecked might look like.
if the council refuse to listen, he supposes they'll all find out in due time.
now that he's told anderson what he knows, there's little that shepard can do except to wait for an audience to be granted. ( for a chance to plead their case to the council. he's not so naïve to think they'll listen to a human's accusations against one of their own, no matter that he'll be backed by both captain anderson and the human ambassador. shepard doesn't mingle with politicians. his job doesn't call for it, nor does he have any desire engage these people, their own ambassador included. )
there's no use in sitting in the medbay. dr chakwas gave him a clean bill of health, physically. a little bit of abnormal brain activity isn't going to stop him from carrying on as usual. alenko and williams are lingering nearby, no doubt curious to see the state he's in after the mess with the beacon.
... though there's one man in particular he'd like to speak with. the moment they had in the medbay before anderson's arrival seemed — cut short. there was something on the tip of miles' tongue before dr chakwas went on with her medical evaluation. shepard has a suspicion that he knows what it is.
it doesn't take long to find the man; he didn't go far after leaving the medbay to allow anderson and shepard their private chat. shepard doesn't announce his arrival as he approaches, perhaps quieter than he usually might. he folds his arms, studying hache's back for a long moment. if miles already knows shepard's there, he's not making it obvious.
" you're upset about jenkins. " the words come without preamble, spoken firmly and flatly. it's a statement. no room for argument. shepard isn't wrong about this — he finds it hard to believe otherwise after hache's comments following their initial encounter with the geth on eden prime.
and that look on hache's face when they left jenkins' body behind, when shepard had pushed the team on. what the hell was that for?
#turnandface#turnandface; muse — miles hache#yishai: i have no empathy or capacity for mourning (yet) and you're telling me you're not happy abt that? weird#sorry this took so long!! i'll skim this for errors later bcuz i am Burning tf up. and lmk ofc if there's anything that should be changed#verse ›› ˋhere's another saying; go to hell!ˊ 〈 mass effect 1 〉#just like old times. \` * file: IN CHARACTER.
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