#1 mile to hell

[velvees-archive]

Ace Attorney Investigations 1 and 2 spoilers!

[inchidentalmeowmeow]

That sweat drop was a paid actor 🥵

Resurfacing this Max gif cuz wtf

[iloveurteeth]

their friendship means the whole world to me

[spiderman2-99]

Where should you be kissed?

Knuckles. it feels as though you have fought every day of your life. sometimes, you cannot even tell how much of the blood on your hands is your own... and how much comes from those who've tried to hurt those you defend. you deserve the gentleness of a kiss to your bruised knuckles and broken skin, a reminder that you are not only made of violence.

[stolen from templeofvengeance; tagging you]

[arson-09]

i would do very egregious things to witness acotar trio (Feyre, Tamlin, Lucien) play scary games together. Specifically Lethal Company or Phasmophobia. I think it would be hilarious

[shorlinesorrows]

qpr jean and neil. that's all i'm gonna say.

do you see my vision?

[fala-alfredo-pasta]

Fun fact: Hajime’s height in Japanese is 179 cm and in feet, 5’10.

Meaning that not only Mikan and Hajime would be the same height, but Hajime’s the tallest of the DR protagonists! Makoto (160 cm, aka 5’2), Komaru (163 cm, 5’4), Kaede (167 cm, 5’5) and Shuichi (171 cm, 5’7). RIP Makoto.

ok hold on hold on imma use this as an excuse to rant about cm to feet because when I started simping for Nagi and found out he was 180cm and everyone kept saying he's 5'11'' but when I converted it it came out to 5'9" I went down a rabbit hole of trying to get to the truth and found that EVERYONE IS LYING IT'S ALL A FUCKING LIE

I've used so many different converters online and it seems the most consistent number for 179 to feet is 5.87 which would translate either to 5'8"or 5'9" if you're feeling generous. ok ok but THEN you get converters like THIS:

That says it somehow translates to 5'10"?? a whole ONE TO TWO INCHES MORE??? LIKE I GET ROUNDING IT TO 5'9" OK THAT MAKES SENSE BUT HOW THE FUCK DID YOU ADD AN ENTIRE INCH TO THAT?? BUT THEN IF YOU DIVIDE 70.4742 INCHES BY 12 INCHES IT'S STILL 5.87 FEET!

Oh oh but THEN if you apply this to Makoto's height of 160 you get THIS:

WHICH YEAH MAKES SENSE SURE. I mean at least I can see how people would round up to 5'3" even though he's technically more closer to 5'2" since it's 5.24 but whatever I guess I GUESS

So then WHY does shit get weird with height around Hajime's and Nagito's??Well. I noticed something while trying to figure out Mikan's height since originally I had wanted to put her in CM since that seemed simplier but I couldn't gauge how much two more inches would be in CM thus I went back to the converters to convert once again from cm to feet (mistake).

Well interesting enough, when I put Mikan to 182 cm google converts it to 5.97feet:

which should be about an inch more than Hajime who's at 5.87 yeah? Then it implies that every inch is roughly 3 cm which google confirms as well:

ok ok the logic then would be that if I want Mikan to be TWO inches taller than Hajime then she'd need to be at least 185cm as 179cm+6cm = 185cm which should translate to around 5.8 feet + 2 inches = 5.10 feet

BUT THEN!!!!

if you put 185cm into google you get:

SIX FUCKING WHOLE FEET!!!!!!!!!

SIX!!!!!

WE WENT FROM 5'9" TO 6' A WHOLE THREE INCHES

and btw 185?? That's Byakuya's height. AND SOME BITCHES EVEN HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SAY HE'S TALLER

Here's the deal alright. Because 3cm is actually a bit more than an inch (1.18 inches), those extra inches start adding up and can add ALMOST an inch which is why we can get those sudden jumps. I acknowledge this and accept this as fact.

But I will NOT accept Hajime nor Nagito being 5'10" or 5'11" because really they're approx 5.872feet and 5.905feet and even if we're being kind and rounding up then really they'd be 5'9" and 5'10" on a good day. Though really Nagito should still be 5'9" because im sorry honey you juuuust made it to 5.9 and you're only 1cm taller than Hajime not 3cm not even 2cm. Hajime and Nagito have little to no height difference.

So thus, 5'10" Mikan would still, in fact, be taller than Hajime AND Nagito. Now, all that being said, what would Mikan's height be in cm? Well, for simplicity's sake we'll say she's 182.

TLDR: Converting metric that is based on the powers of 10s with the Imperial system based on the division of 3s, 12s, and whatever the fuck you feel like that day messes everything up and gives you wildly different perceptions of height and everyone is simultaneously correct but also wrong and Byakuya is 6 foot tall fuck you he's doesn't get to round up he has enough height already he needs to learn to share and be humbled. Thank you.

[avoiltaire]

wanshi/pgr - super old lightning/colours practice i did a month ago 😭

[milimeters-morales]

hey what if Miles picked out the second name “Maya” because that was Billie or Mayday (leaning towards Billie) trying to say “Miles” and she was like ohh i see it all so clearly now, what then . or or or what if that was kinda the final push to go from “okay i might not be cis but i got other stuff to worry about” to “oh hell i’m trans” because baby babble transed her gender. what would youdo

[grimmjow]

white side of my family drama lol

my ?step sister? (dads wifes daughter) decided to go out drinking with my cousin after thanksgiving and is now trying to accuse my aunt of giving her food poisoning and accusing all of us of lying about not being sick 😭💀💀💀

like... girl.... you went n fucked possibly the nastiest most unwashed white man in the entire state 💀 you either got an std or some kind of severe infection from how goddamn unwashed that man was 💀💀💀

like stop trying to accuse every woman in the family of poisoning you and go to a damn hospital.

[youngpettyqueen]

Miles to Julian: will you please shut the fuck up?

Miles literally 2 seconds later:

[iloveurteeth]

i wish i could be a pretentious teenager in the way teens in 2014 were pretentious

[prolibytherium]

[orcboxer]

last day to get tortured and punished by the ogre everyone

[shepcdr]

@turnandface // starter call.

things on eden prime did not exactly go to plan. shepard knew that to be a possibility the moment that nihlus kryik stepped aboard the normandy; anyone with a working brain would have figured out then, too, that this was no run-of-the-mill mission. but no one, not even shepard, could have predicted just how fucked things were going to get. now the council are down a spectre, and they've got another — saren — on the loose. two of their best agents, if all the chatter about nihlus' and saren's capabilities is on the mark. how did things get to this point?

shepard has no answer for that, but he's not surprised that the council have dropped the ball on this. all of jenkins' excitement over the spectres, and subsequently nihlus' explanations to back up what shepard thought was just glorified praise ... the considerable freedom to act as they please makes it an attractive career, but nonetheless it left shepard wondering what a spectre left unchecked might look like.

if the council refuse to listen, he supposes they'll all find out in due time.

now that he's told anderson what he knows, there's little that shepard can do except to wait for an audience to be granted. ( for a chance to plead their case to the council. he's not so naïve to think they'll listen to a human's accusations against one of their own, no matter that he'll be backed by both captain anderson and the human ambassador. shepard doesn't mingle with politicians. his job doesn't call for it, nor does he have any desire engage these people, their own ambassador included. )

there's no use in sitting in the medbay. dr chakwas gave him a clean bill of health, physically. a little bit of abnormal brain activity isn't going to stop him from carrying on as usual. alenko and williams are lingering nearby, no doubt curious to see the state he's in after the mess with the beacon.

... though there's one man in particular he'd like to speak with. the moment they had in the medbay before anderson's arrival seemed — cut short. there was something on the tip of miles' tongue before dr chakwas went on with her medical evaluation. shepard has a suspicion that he knows what it is.

it doesn't take long to find the man; he didn't go far after leaving the medbay to allow anderson and shepard their private chat. shepard doesn't announce his arrival as he approaches, perhaps quieter than he usually might. he folds his arms, studying hache's back for a long moment. if miles already knows shepard's there, he's not making it obvious.

" you're upset about jenkins. " the words come without preamble, spoken firmly and flatly. it's a statement. no room for argument. shepard isn't wrong about this — he finds it hard to believe otherwise after hache's comments following their initial encounter with the geth on eden prime.

and that look on hache's face when they left jenkins' body behind, when shepard had pushed the team on. what the hell was that for?

[skippitydippity]

Omgomgomg I have enough for a CAR!!!!!!! There's a blue 2015 Mazda3 i SV literally One Thousand Miles Away From Me but I'll be in that area for a few days next week........................................ It's like 1.5k over budget so I shouldn't even be thinking about it but like. FUCK