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[leuxcrows]

actual book 7 chapter 6 spoilers i do not recomend opening unless you have read it because your experience WILL be ruined

have i ever told yall that to me twst is peak comedy game of the moment

[seijorhi]

Hi Rhi!

This is a bit late compared to the rest of All In asks but a brain worm of a question just hit me while I was sitting in my history lecture;

do you think any of the Shiratorizawa trio would develop a dacryphilia kink since tears are salty like the reader’s scent?

This thought literally came out of nowhere but I ended up zoning out in class wondering how they would make her cry.

Have a nice day/I love you/Your work is so yummy

-🐡

oh without a doubt. it's not so much the salty scent/taste as her getting all teary in general.

tendou's a certified freak, semi's got a bit of a sadistic streak and that sort of comes with the territory, as far as ushijima goes, he tells himself it's unavoidable. he's big for an alpha, bigger when he knots – of course she's going to cry. he cannot help the hardwired part of him that finds some sort of male, alpha satisfaction – pleasure – from that. if that response carries over to other non-sexual situations, it's hardly unexpected.

he doesn't like making her cry. doesn't mean it won't turn him on a little.

[eepypigeon]

fellas is it weird if I have an immense fear of being dumber than when I was a kid so I decide to create my own curriculum to try to relearn basic skills and knowledge that have been neglected in the last 8 years or--

[simcardiac-arrested]

HEHE i just like your lil guy. so drawable

UEHGGH MY BRAINLESS THAANG ….!! drawing him is like a stim you ……. She’s so stretched THANK YOU !!!

[doinggreat]

Watching psg play after ending yesterday off with a barça match is a very humbling experience

[midnightfrappe]

HELLO EVERYNYAN

[regina-cordium]

Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed

[littlemut]

[linktothefags]

We've gathered here today in celebration of men with pretty brown eyes

[glassrooibos]

Everything stays right where you left it huh guys

[spinaholi]

sandra lynn’s dating history now includes:

the most red-flag, gaslighting, married guy who became a world renowned insidious televangelist and ruined her perception of love and self-worth

the saddest, wettest, cardboard-box-living, yogurt covered man with an ancient hereditary curse of bad luck

the arch devil of gluttony and living embodiment of insatiable desire and hunger

a former drug addict, high school student councillor, werewolf, who’s probably the most mentally healthy person to ever exist

sexy pirate

[seijorhi]

Hello, I am sorry to bother you but I went back and reread Rabid and Aftershock and I feel like an addict in need for more, so may I humbly ask for some crumbs, some info on these fics you might have ? I'll take anything at this point I love how you write him, bless your brain really

hhhhh kyoutani my beloved <33

i have 3 more general-ish yakuza/gang-member kyoutani crumbs for you:

kyoutani's not great with words, so when he fucks up (and he will), his go to solution is to shove pretty, expensive things your way. jewellery, mostly, cause he's got no fucking clue about clothes or fashion or sizing or any of it. but jewellery he can do. just sort of shoves the box in your hands with a mumble about a gift, cheeks all red, refusing to meet your eye. he won't ever ask you to wear, but you'll catch him checking over the following days, peeking out of the corner of his eye. sometimes he hates that he's not better at this shit – loving you (... keeping you, maybe) – but he tries.

considering his position as an enforcer, some asshole getting the occasional lucky hit in comes with the territory. it means he comes home with bruised and split knuckles, the occasional cut – once, a grazing bullet wound, but he's long since learned to patch himself up. he can take care of himself, but there's a look he gets when you reluctantly take over, him perched up on the bathroom counter, you standing between his legs, that unnerves the hell out of you. he doesn't say much, barely moves, fixated on watching you take care of him.

kyoutani thrives on violence. that goes without saying. oikawa, iwa – all the bosses – they point, take off the leash, and let him do what he does best, and he's not a sadist, but he enjoys it. there's no deep, yearning desire to be a better man, a less violent one. he sometimes wishes you were in the dark about it – that you wouldn't flinch when he gets pissed of, watch him out the corner of your eye like you're just waiting for him to explode, but it is what it is. mostly, he finds himself wishing that you'd embrace his violence. ask for it. fuck, you wouldn't even have to put it into words. oikawa might be the one holding his leash, and he is a loyal dog if nothing else, but you really don't understand the power you have over him. if all he has to give is this awful, furious violence, it's yours. without question. he'd burn whole fucking cities for you.

[epickiya722]

I'm gonna start calling this the "Yu Faces" or something.

[maythedreadwolftakeyou]

Ranking the Veilguard companions Hookup Potential based on the kind of bed situation they have going on in the Lighthouse

(im in early act 2 so have no idea what further romance scenes are actually like, this is just jokin time without any romance spoilers. just pics of how their respective rooms in the lighthouse look and some basic characterization we know about them)

Taash: 8/10

In another game or the real world I would only rate this a 5 because they have no pillows or addition blankets. however they do have a real bedframe AND it's big enough for 2 which means the they are doing better than 90% of the rest of the Veilguard so this score gets boosted. And while there's not many blankets, there are plenty of braziers around the room to keep you warm, and Taash is probably their own miniature furnace to cuddle up to. Crucially, they also have a whole wheel of cheese next to the bed, which means you don't even have to leave the covers to get a snack after.

Lucanis: 1/10

Oh no. I'm not even going to comment on the pantry angle because everyone else asks him about that to begin with, so this is just about the bed. Unfortunately the bed is a cot made of uneven wooden planks with some blankets on top of it, and is only wide enough for 1. This is because Lucanis hates sleeping and doesn't want to do it, so the less tempting his bed is, the better for him. Unfortunately this means sleepover potential is dreadful and you will have to find alternate solutions. He does at least have another blanket to go over him and one that's presumably being used as a pillow, so, he gets a 1 instead of a 0, but I am still planning on gifting him coupons for a back massage for Satinalia.

Bellara: 4/10

This setup is perfectly fine for sleeping. It's the lighthouse standard little bed couch thing, has a mattress/cushion, is elevated off the floor, has a pillow, and she's got her blankets folded below. Perfectly serviceable for getting a good night's rest which we know Bellara is not because she forgot to sleep again. However, it's very much a one person sized setup. You might be able to cuddle for a while but if one of you unconsciously tries to roll over you are going right to the floor. Ouch.

Lace Harding: 5/10

You might be wondring "why is sleeping on the floor rated higher than bellara's" and the answer is because this means you are not rolling off the bed onto the floor. it's not going to be comfy but we are not ranking comfort here we're ranking sleepover potential. Harding has managed to make this space look homey and the canopy gives the illusion of being in a tent or canopy bed to help with that illusion. There are rugs down on the floor plus the blankets and pillows--we know Harding is used to sleeping on the ground due to her career as a scout, and I'm sure she can scrounge up more blankets to make the cushioning big enough for the both of you. Your back WILL hurt in the morning but you'll get to have a fun night first.

Neve: 3/10

Girl I know you can do better than this. Which means you're not trying to on purpose, so, live your life I guess. I will say this cot IS bounds nicer than Lucanis's--you can see its a stretched canvas or hide on a frame rather than wooden planks, so it will have a little more give. However they are not THAT much comfier which I know having slept on this modern equivalent many times. Neve also apparently has 0 pillows or blankets so you're out of luck there, as well as the problem of it only being wide enough for 1 again. This woman has too many other things going on to think about romance so your Rook is going to be the one improvising on that matter I think.

Davrin: 10/10

Now here is a man who has his life together. Double or queen size mattress, rustic bed frame he probably lovingly carved and assembled himself by hand, and not only are there sheets AND blankets AND pillows, they are are full on matching set and this knight in shining armor dutifully makes the bed every morning. There's also enough pillows for two! While the remains of a giant corpse is hanging above you all night, the spacing of the ribs still gives you lots of room above to manouver, so just don't worry about that. As a bonus you'll probably even have a baby griffon come to cuddle in the night which is such a cute thought we're going to ignore how much worse getting stepped on by a griffon foot would be than even the biggest fattest housecat trying to stand on your stomach at 4:30am. My one criticism of the setup here is that due to the bed's positioning if the person on the inside needs to get up in the night they'll have to awkwardly crawl over the person on the outside, however everyone else's bed situation is so dismal I'm not even going to subtract a point for that. Great work Davrin.

Emmrich: ???/10

Where... does this man sleep. Peepaw I KNOW you can't be sitting in that armchair all night you need your beauty rest!!! There are 0 beds or cots or floor blankets in this man's room. HOW am I supposed to break his pelvis if he has nowhere for us to lie down??? We can't risk that old man's spine on the cobblestone.

Wait... unless. No, surly not. I mean--jk. Unless...? 😳😳😳

is daddy necromancer gonna fuck me on the sacrifice slab... 😳😳😳🥵🥵🥵

Bonus:

Solas 11/10

does not matter where he actually slept bc once my inquisitor Gets Him again they WILL be fucking on top of the piano in front of the mural in his Yearning Room

[manuellarts]

Same energy

👹😥

[recuerdaolvidar]

She was a fairy 🧚🏼‍♀️