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Crawls under Clive’s bed.
"Joshua..." His tone is gentle but firm. Leaning forward to peer beneath the bed, he gives his brother a stern look, or tries to at least. But his gaze is softened with sympathy.
"You cannot hide in here every time you have a disagreement with Mid."
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"i'm no more lost than you are." from sloane - @retrograderesemblance
His shoulder slumped slightly as he lowered himself to sit, leaning forward so he could rest his elbows on his knees. He waits a moment, letting the silence pass between them, before he finally turns his gaze towards her again. "Maybe we can figure it out together?" His brows furrowed slightly as he held her eyes. "If you can bear to?" He understood that some would prefer not to associate with him and he understood but, somehow, he felt like perhaps she could relate.
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hi any life advice for 21yo
Don't date thirty-year-olds until you are at least 25.
Having a glass of water for every glass of alcohol will give you a 50% reduction in hangover viciousness.
Bad people will use your willingness to be quiet as a weapon against you. If someone's being awful to you and trusting you'll be quiet to keep from making waves, surprise them.
There is no physical object in the world that is worth as much as your honor.
Honor is not the same as dignity. Retaining one sometimes means leaving the other aside.
Don't have any sex you don't want to have; have as much as you want of the sex that you do, whether that's a lot, a little, or none at all. Nothing you can do to your own body is immoral, unless you're doing it as an act of self-punishment.
Food is morally neutral. You do not have to earn the right to eat calories. Fat and sugar keep your brain from eating itself.
Learning to sit still and breathe--in, in, in, hold, hold, hold, out, out, out, out, out, out--can give you five feet of clear space around yourself in a maelstrom.
Find out how to make three good meals: A comfort meal you can make for just yourself relatively easily, a fancy meal you can use to wow a date, and a meal you can feed a bunch of people. All the other cooking can come later, but you can build a community on those three meals.
If you ever get to the point that things are so bleak you can see no other way forward but to die, make any other choice. If that means leaving everything you own and being a beach bum, or quitting your career, or taking up or leaving a religion, or deciding to bicycle across the country, so be it; living means more chances, dying means everything stops and you don't get to see any more interesting things. As you have not yet seen all the things that can interest you, it is better to live.
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as soon as the disorders stop disordering and the disability stops debilitating I will be so unstoppable powerful forever
#lighthearted#sara shush#sorry if i havent answered asks or checked my mentions i am everywhere all at once a lot
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clothes shopping!
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Collection of memes with mostly my tav/astarion to keep myself sane
#I'm not even gonna ask if any of these have already been done the answer is probably yes fjckkckck#does not matter tho I llovve them <33#bg3#bg3 tav#astarion#baldur's gate 3#tavstarion#sleepyscribble#oc.nawen#ship: narion
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what is the difference between a witch and a wizard
wizards are mathematicians and physicists. witches are chemists and biologists
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when will we talk about the willful helplessness epidemic on here. So many people on this god forsaken website demand to have any and all things that exist outside their personal experiences directly, personally pre-chewed and spoonfed to them. And when you do, they'll then ask for you to swallow for them, too, because, you see, in THEIR experience..,
#this is about people who show up in the replies asking shit that has already been answered in the replies#this is about people who show up in reblogs asking people to explain very obvious things to them that'd take one second of listening to#others' experiences to be aware of#For the love of god if you're presented with information or turns of ohrase that conflict with your personal experience don't just sit down#Consider that perhaps things unlike you exist and that things that are one way for you may be different for others#This isn't difficult you just need to stop centering yourself as the only point of reference you have#you're not. There is so much more than you out there. And you can hold it and know it#you just need to get the FUCK OVER YOURSELF#fucking christ#mumblr#problemnyatic thoughts
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Baffled.
#personal#not art#like how do you arrive at this conclusion#what beliefs?#the man may be a total grouch but if there’s one thing he HATES it’s Japanese nationalism#Japanese nationalists famously HATE his work especially the wind rises which criticizes imperial Japan and calls out the invasion of China#don’t ask for context on the first part of the tag I’m not answering
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Joe Biden, coherently and normally: I have three issues to speak about. First, the NATO conference went well. Second, the economy is back on track and inflation is down. Third, my proposal for a ceasefire in Gaza is moving forward. Any questions?
The media: Did You Know That You Are Old
#zero voters benefited from them asking this question#but a thousand media ceos evidently were frothing at the mouth to find out the answer#it was literally the first 5 questions. are they well#us politics#biden 2024#mine
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How many pets does Clive have by now?
kinda mentioning @waloedrex and @equescaeli
"Well, there is Torgal of course, although he is as much Jill's companion as he is mine, if not more sometimes, and then there is Ambrosia, my brave and loyal girl. So... two."
A caw sounds from a nearby tree, and Clive turns his head towards it, snorting when he spots a raven looking back with bright blue eyes, fluffing up his feathers. "Well, as of late there is Hugin, too, I suppose, but I don't think he qualifies as my pet exactly..."
"Ah..." He then thinks of the frog living happily in his quarters after Dion brought it to him the other night and finally realizes he may own more pets than he realized.
"There is the frog Dion gifted me some time ago, too, though I've been thinking of releasing it back into the marsh simply because I fear it might be getting lonely here."
He smiles. "There is also this stray kitten I keep seeing around, but she doesn't trust me yet, nor do I plan on keeping her, you see. But... do you think I should be putting some milk out for her? She seems to be doing fine on her own, but—"
He... will be going on for a while.
#//goddamn clive and his bleeding heart#.answered ask#//thank you for sending this 💕 sorry it took me so long to answer#//this is a bit meta between interactions with different muses hope thats okay for you guys#//Clive just over here collecting pets like pokemon
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"You know, you look really good in that coat." - have a random soft elayne hehe - @forwardlion
They had been together a short while now, actually together, not with hundreds of miles of distance between them. He came here to Caemlyn often, seeking out her advice and...just seeking her out. He felt comfort around her, knowing that she could relate to him on matters of royalty and leadership. But now that politics were set aside for the evening he glanced up at her, smoothing his hand over the red coat that he had just had fitted the previous week. A flush rose up the back of his neck - light, when would he start learning how to talk to girls?
"Do I?" He questioned, trying to compose himself as he looked into her eyes. Those eyes of her - blood and ashes, he could get lost in them. "Maybe I wore it just to hear you say that?"
#loves them 5ever#.answered ask#fowardlion#v. he came like the wind ; book canon#honestly i should make them a tag
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Well, that went down like a lead balloon.
#they are both a little shy 🫣#I got an ask about whether I thought Aziraphale recognized his crush in Eden and the answer is yes#and she was still just as pretty 😤#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable spouses#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#good omens comic#yea I stole dialogue from blue eyes samurai lmao#no I’ve nerves watched it#snake crowley#Anthony ‘don’t compliment me I will crum’ Crowley
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Happy pride!
#uhh#I hope the image speaks for itself LOL#I answered in an ask a while ago that luffy is my fave strawhat - then why do I keep drawing sanji#he's just an easy target ig 😭#sanji#one piece#straw hat crew#o0kawaii0o
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You've Been Portal Jacked! Part 3
[Prev] [Next (in progress!)]
h'uhhhh boy...
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt raph#rottmnt mikey#wick art#Gonna be away from home for most of Nov so I won't be able to work on the next part for a while#But I'll be able to actually flesh this idea out and answer asks in the meantime#You've Been Portal Jacked!
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Were you friends before? ⚔️🎀🪽
#vaggie’s voice actress gave an interesting answer regarding Vaggie and lute’s relationship at a recent con apparently#she was asked if they were a couple before#and Stephanie said#“not a couple but…WINK”#I wonder if lute is obsessed with Vaggie the way Vox is obsessed with Alastor#hazbin hotel#my doods#hazbin hotel fanart#Vaggie#lute#I think their ship name should be exes#lol
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