#..but my ego is too high to apologise now

[hinsaa-paramo-dharma]

I may have gotten a teensy tiny bit too rude during my weekly mumma ke saath fights.

[staryuee]

Hii friend <3

I dont know really know if requests are still open but i wanted to ask if you could do any genshin characters with a rude s/o?

If not you're always aloud to delete the request :)

HOW YOU MAD AT ME, ‘CUZ I’M CUNT, BITCH?

꒰warnings꒱ cursing…obviously LOL

⠀꒲ ` synopsis . . . you wouldn’t call yourself rude just…”free-spirited” and liberal in your word choices~! ^_−☆

⠀꒲ ` characters . . . eula, xiao, thoma, ei, furina, navia, wriothesley

⠀꒲ ` notes . . . if i had a victorian era shilling for the amount of times my friend has called me rude after i’ve made a comment about something i would be the next ebenezer scrooge (⊙_⊙)

EULA — 优菈

now while eula would normally abhor at the foul language and insults that so easily spew from your precious lips, she actually can’t help but be oddly bemused.

i mean her expectations for linguistics are awfully high, one mustn’t speak with little eloquence but your brashness was oddly…charming, and refreshing in a way. you weren’t afraid to offend people, and simply enjoyed the motto of “i won’t apologise for what i said, i’ll apologise for how it made you feel.”

eula is of course someone who’s treated like the poster-woman for the concept of rudeness given her past and current feigned ego, so honestly you sort of make her feel better about herself — not in a negative way, in the way that she just simply doesn’t feel that lonely anymore.

if anyone has so much as a word to speak against you due to something you’ve said, they can speak to her first. the entirety of teyvat is allowed to shudder if she so much as so breathes, but when it comes to you? vengeance will be severed with a side of wine.

XIAO — 魈

stop. please. xiao is already overwhelmed enough by the varieties of his duties, all his patrolling — and now he has to make sure his lover isn’t in an argument with someone or being threatened to literal death.

he frankly doesn’t really care about the way you speak, sure it’s surprising at first since the majority of people in liyue hold themselves in a way that seems a bit more…calm, but then again sometimes that within itself can be seen as a rude attempt at pacification of genuine feelings.

you’ve never been mean or rude to him, directly at least, so he literally doesn’t care how brutal or venomous your words are, so long as you don’t get yourself in too much trouble. people haven’t seen the yaksha so an edge whenever a person opens their mouth since, well, ever.

he’s never brought up your attitude or personality; he loves you wholly, even if some parts of you are a bit more prickly than rosy.

THOMA — 托马

“haha, they were just joking!” you ticked off another five on your little notepad with a careful swoosh of your pen.

thoma has had to repeat that very phrase so much to the point you’ve been keeping a safe tally on a notepad of whenever he says it. to be honest, you don’t even believe five can be multiplied this many times…

your rudeness and foul language comes as an innate package, and thoma has no problem in neatly tying that package up with a little bow to placate whoever you managed to horribly offend that day. you fear that one day, if thoma isn’t there, you’ll find yourself being interrogated by kujo sara, maybe in a more lucky scenario heizou, herself.

“thoma can you do this f—“

“no.”

“i— wasn’t asking you??”

“you didn’t need to, now fuck off (๑･̑◡･̑๑). don’t be incompetent and you wouldn’t have to ask someone else to constantly do shit for you.”

RAIDEN EI — 影

if not directed to herself directly, she finds you absolutely amusing. she literally cannot be a spokesperson against rudeness after her uhum many self-made and self-fulfilled tragedies, plus she herself can be rather verbally off putting therefore, she has little problems with how you address others.

she does, however, keep a very keen eye on you to make sure you don’t stir up trouble with the wrong crowd.

but, hey! the great thing about dating a highly revered archon is the fact literally no-one will speak out against you.

“[name] told me to kill myself when i said hi in the morning…” and guess what? all of a sudden they have a long voyage to the fiery volcanoes of natlan planned out. criticism is only allowed if it’s aimed at her, not you — you’re basically an extension of her, if anyone so much so demeans you because of your attitude, it’s almost like they’re disrespecting the electro archon herself.

that’s a crime the citizens of inazuma have long learned the lesson of.

FURINA — 芙宁娜

she loves you purely for the theatrics and dramatics you always managed to find yourself in. it always seems like drama follows you wherever you simply step — and hey, she’s an actress, it’s no wonder she’s so easily charmed and swayed with the way your voice rings out blunt responses like it were second nature.

and to be fair, she’s a massive instigator of conflict. on the sidelines of course. so when you perhaps “accidentally” rub someone the wrong way, she can’t help but use sarcasm to throw fuel into the fire and watch the hellish flames burn as she kicks back with a cup of tea and a slice of cake (you know, like a true mirror to marie antoinette)

i think your duo would be even funnier and more undoubtedly chaotic if you have british humour and or slang equipped because let’s be so real if this was modern furina would force neuvillette to act like her roadman guard-dog while she sold 50p sweets during break time to the year 8s. throw in a little “yute” or “op” and she has heart eyes all over you (i promise this is all for the sake of comedy…)

NAVIA — 娜维娅

the best part of being in a relationship is being able to chat shit about anyone and everything, because well, you’re each-other’s everything already, why rely on the kindness of strangers for validation?

you and navia do the thing where you’ll subconsciously glance at each-other from the corners of your eyes when someone (or people) say some dumb silly shit. the problem being, neither of you can keep quiet and immediately will begin giggling and will make it inevitably worse by whispering to one another “stop!” and “don’t laugh—“ while holding your mouths to stifle yourselves.

this leads to people being rather nervous to speak to navia when you’re around. usually, navia is very friendly and softly spoken; often she’ll be a rather happy-go-lucky and caring girl who smiles no matter what — of course this doesn’t mean she’ll allow people to walk all over her, but hey she believes in second chances — but when you’re around…people will loiter around creepily before gathering the courage to ask for help or whatever they need.

navia is at heart however, a very loving and respectful person so she will remind you of when you’ve stepped out of line. sometimes rudeness is just an innate quality that people have and it’s sometimes not intended out of malice; even petty things like lateness or speaking out of turn counts as “rudeness”, and navia is here to either make excuses up for you or to defend you from criticism ☆〜（ゝ。∂）

WRIOTHESLEY — 莱欧斯利

oh he absolutely eats this shit up. every argument, insult, fight etcetera you’ve ever had is kept in a personal file somewhere in his cabinet just for memories sake. wriothesley’s life is already quite dramatic and hectic as it can be, the fortress of meropide could honestly sometimes be described as a form of circus within itself especially if you’re involved, but he revels in your antics nonetheless.

you’re literally so fucking hilarious, each time he hears those heavy doors heave open beneath him he just KNOWS shit has gone down and you’re about to dramatise it for him live.

you best believe he’s an instigator the same way furina is; whispering to you and then giggling when you use his encouragement as some sort of reference while you practically spit venom at the person who’s unfortunately become your centre of focus.

he won’t allow you to stir up too much trouble in the fortress of meropide but being his partner you get the perk of not getting into nearly as much trouble as you would if you were one of the criminals down in the fortress (unless you are then…well you’re special so it doesn’t matter!)

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[l1ndseyper3z]

I really don't know wether I like him or hate him

I AM SO SORRY THIS IS ACTUALLY DISGUSTING THE FILTH IS FILTHING PLEASE PROCEED WITH CAUTION I DONT KNOW WHY I DID THIS

DATING MARK HOFFMAN HEADCANNONS

[SFW & NSFW] [F!READER]

warnings: Mark being Mark, daddy kink, bondage, age gap (both over 18), praise, degrading, gunplay, public sex, thigh riding, cock-warming, cumming inside, p in v penetrator, eating pussy, sucking cock, petplay, bootlicking, boot grinding, thigh riding, choking, sir kink, master kink, spanking, strong language

you are responsible for your own media consumption. minors dni.

SFW

master of PDA and physical touch

he needs everyone to know that you are his and NOBODY is allowed to even glance at you the wrong way.

if anybody even looks at you for slightly too long he perfectly flexes to expose the gun on his hip

if you're younger than him (which chances are, you are cause idk he gives off younger gf vibes) he is so protective

it does get a bit much sometimes but with the knowledge of his sister you can't exactly blame him

he always plays with ur hair

it grounds both you and him

he has to be big spoon

he likes having control and being able to keep you safe

100% teaches you self-defense

with the shit he sees (and does) he wants you to be able to protect yourself when he's not around

worries that jigsaw will test you

even though you've done nothing to deserve that because you're an absolute angel in his eyes

defo that boyf that follows you around stores carrying all ur bags and clothes

always kissing ur neck and hugging ur waist

he took quite a while to get used to you and begin to trust you because of his sister

will watch all ur fav movies and shows with you but complain the whole time (even tho he's secretly enjoying it)

pet names for you 100% consist of baby doll, baby girl, my girl, my girl, darling and sweet girl

he's so sassy for no reason whatsoever (name a saw dude who isn't???)

can be a bit cruel sometimes

and his ego gets in the way of apologising

when he realises he's fucked up he'll buy you flowers or something

he isn't great with his words so prefers to let his actions speak louder

he tries to like the music you like

if you tell him you relate to a song he'll figure out what it means and read through the lyrics to try and understand you better

THIGH GRIPPER

he so caresses your thighs when he's driving

half the time he dosent even realise he's doing it, it just happens

cooks for you

he so puts his hands in your back pockets

he just does

NSFW

100% gets bricked when you wear his clothes

ROUGH DOM

makes you beg to cum

uses vibrators on you as punishment

call him daddy in bed

just do it

it awakens something in him

will tie you up and use handcuffs on you

edges you

overstimulates you

has made you suck on his gun

or fucked you with his gun

absolute master of sucking pussy

chokes you when you aren't behaving

icl he is quite selfish when it comes to sex

wants you to suck him off all the time

ESPECIALLY IN HIS OFFICE AT WORK

He just loves looking down at your little pathetic tear and spit coated face as you suck on his big fat cock

King of praise and degradation

"look at my pretty little whore, sucking daddys cock so well"

"spread your legs slut"

so forces you to warm his cock when you've been a bad girl

and makes you ride his thigh when you're being a desperate slut

always cums inside you

he's not very vocal but you can get the occasional groan or curse out of him

lasts scarily long

will have sex anywhere, anytime

he has such a high sex drive

why do I get the vibe he has made you grind on his boot before

gags.

collars.

he's a kinky bitch and is probs into petplay of some form

"pups don't talk. now, if you lick daddys shoes clean he might just fuck your desperate little pussy"

just wants to see you panting on your knees below him as you obey his every command

will fuck your little pussy like there's no tomorrow

"good puppy, taking it so well for daddy"

will bend you over his knee and spank you as a punishment

and make you count aloud

and thank him

"now, bratty girls have to be punished, count out loud and be sure to thank master for teaching you how to behave"

"pup, I can't quite hear you, should sir up it to 25 spanks?"

his aftercare is okay

cuddles, water and maybe a shower but thats pretty much it

I'm sorry this turned out to be utter filth 😭

[darkcomets]

God I was not ready for that 😭

MAJOR SPOILERS LOL

BAKUGO’S DEATH HAD NO RIGHT BEING THAT GOOD, GOD DAMMIT-

Boy don’t I love seeing my favourite character die

I love his character and development, and while I know that he’s coming back, I’m still crying over this. Well done MHA, you’ve officially broken me for life

Bakugo started off as an absolute asshole of a kid, a product of society. Because of his quirk, he was always complimented and encouraged by his classmates, which helped inflate his ego. He was bratty and aggressive, mainly thinking of himself, constantly trying to beat down Midoriya because of his own insecurities.

But because of the newer environment at UA and all of the villain attacks and events that forces high schoolers into situations they shouldn’t have to handle yet, Bakugo has been forced to see that he isn’t the strongest person around, and that he isn’t the centre of the world. A fact that he eventually has to accept. And we can see that it works. Bakugo and Midoriya’s relationship throughout the series is one of the most important ones (in my opinion) for both of their characters and perhaps the storyline too. It starts off with a bully and victim, two people who have been stuck with each other for basically their entire lives. Bakugo bullied and abused Midoriya for his quirkless mess to make himself feel superior, and once they got into UA, the bullying died down because of the new environment they’re in that won’t enable Bakugo’s behaviour, but their relationship was still strained. After being forced to work together time after time again, they eventually start to learn to work together. Then Camino happened and Bakugo basically broke down in front of Midoriya, expressing his frustrations and anger at his weakness and Midoriya’s newfound strength, and the two of them fought. The fight ended pretty quickly (I think), but by the end of it, the two seemed to have gained a better understanding of each other.

In the movie, Heroes Rising, we can see the two now being able to work together. Izuku is at a point where he is able to trust Bakugo with giving him One For All, and Bakugo asks him ‘What about your dream?’ He is literally thinking about Izuku in this moment, and his future, and sounds like he is almost worried. While he doesn’t remember anything afterwards, it was a hell of a fight, and their relationship has continued to evolve.

In Season 6, during the first war, Bakugo literally sacrifices himself for Midoriya. His body ‘moved without thinking’ so it was an instinct to protect Midoriya, someone he used to despise and constantly shit on. And during Deku’s vigilante arc, he not only stood in front of Class 1A and somewhat led them in the search for him, he apologises to Midoriya for everything he had done. Of course, an apology can’t undo everything that he had done to Deku in middle school and before that, but it is a huge development in his character. Because the Bakugo that we started off with would never have ever apologised once. Bakugo is calm throughout the entire apology, and not an inch of anger or aggression is shown in his expression, this is pure and genuine emotion. He admits his weaknesses and his reasons for his actions towards Midoriya, acknowledging them as something he should not have done. He knows that an apology doesn’t change what he has done, but Bakugo is willing to change. He is starting this change by calling Midoriya ‘Izuku’ instead of Deku. Bakugo using his first name shows how their relationship has grown immensely and that they really have gotten closer. It’s a huge moment for the two of them, and what ultimately causes Izuku to finally relent and falls into Bakugo’s arms. And now in Season 7, during the battle against Shigaraki, Bakugo reflects on things with Shigaraki’s words. And most of those thoughts is Izuku. And right as he’s walking up to Shigaraki, ready to fight again, he is thinking of Izuku. He thinks about All Might, and admits himself that he was ‘kind of a brat’ when they first met (slight understatement, but still). And right as his body falls onto the ground, the All Might card he opened with Izuku falls next to him. He kept it, after all those years. Something he opened with Midoriya. Personally, I see it as some kind of significance that it’s Izuku losing a key part of him. They started this journey together, and now one of them has fallen, and two has become one. I am not ready to see his reaction oh my god-

That’s just how I see things. I might be a bit biased as a bkdk shipper, and I probably got some things wrong since I haven’t watched the anime in a short while, but that’s my view on this. Bakugo isn’t a saint for apologising and calling Izuku by his actual name, but I think that’s the whole point of his character development. Going from an absolute asshole who looks down on everybody around him and thinks himself better than those around him, to someone who knows that he was wrong for his previous actions and has started to learn to work with the people around him. Someone who still has his flaws but is learning to get over them, acknowledging his own weaknesses. Bakugo isn’t an amazingly kind person like Izuku, but he has still made amazing development in character. And that’s what makes him one of my favourite

Damn this is long 😭

Tell me if I got anything wrong or missed anything out

[pseudophan]

some post wad weekend thoughts...

i just wrote all this on the plane and haven't read it through so apologies for any mistakes

first of all, this weekend was incredible. i usually just kinda sit at home doing not much of anything, and this was a much needed break to actually have some fun. london in general always lifts my spirits but i suppose that danisnotonfire guy contributed a little as well.

guys i think i've met more people the past few days than i otherwise have in years. like. holy shit. i started listing people but i'm petrified i'll forget someone so i chickened out, sorry about that. but you all know who you are. i've met friends i've had for years, people i used to know but haven't spoken to in what feels like a decade, newer friends, and a frankly baffling amount of people i didn't know yet but who told me they've followed me for ages. like holy fuck you guys lmao what the hell??? and i mean did the reaction ever get old no of course it didn't. bad for my ego i'm sure but totally worth it. there's something very amusing and incredibly surreal about being chronically lame in most aspects of life and then suddenly finding yourself in an environment where you're kinda cool???? SO fucking fun oh my god, but also i do kinda feel like i've tricked you all? but hey i'll happily let you keep believing i'm cool, that is more than fine with me.

most importantly though everyone was SO lovely. like i said i don't think i've spoken to this many people in such a short amount of time in years and every single person i talked to was awesome. guys did you know phannies are kind of great... don't tell anyone but, lowkey... everyone is so funny and cool and absolutely insane but in a good way (shoutout everyone left at the gates until the very end, we should probably get some help).

and then lastly of course, mr howell himself. i talk about this a lot i feel like but fuck me that man was born to perform. whether you think he's actually funny or not, nobody can argue he doesn't absolutely thrive on a stage. he plays off the audience so well and he's so very obviously having the time of his fucking life. i'd already seen the show twice before this, and i didn't think anything would top the previous london show but man... the first night he came back out after the show having clearly been tearing up backstage, apologising for being an inconsistent absent parent, and i can't lie the "i had daddy issues and THEN i subscribed to dan howell" got me cause yeah no literally dude, you nailed it, exactly, well done. i think something about doing this show again, his magnum opus as he considers it, now after the dapg return was very special to him. he seems genuinely surprised that so many of us were ready to just jump back in like nothing happened, i don't think he was expecting so many people to still be waiting and it's... man. he comes off so grateful for us all and it's so fucking sweet. and then on the last night, i think that was my favourite, when the show ended and he got the standing ovation and people throwing him flowers.. he was so HAPPY. and clearly overwhelmed with emotion which, i gotta say, there is something honestly kinda funny about daniel howell standing in front of you trying not to cry. like no by all means dude go ahead, please, you've made me cry an endless amount of times it's only fair.

ugh. i'm proud of him or whatever. dick. and i'm proud of our ridiculous fucking community. i'm not sure what 14 year old nora would say if you'd told me i'd still be kicking it in the phandom a decade on, but at almost 25 (fml) i'm so so happy to be here still. you know, we get a bad rep, but i genuinely think as far as fanbases go we're pretty solid. and i love you all so much.

i believe i will have to rob a bank or something because the next time dan and/or phil do a tour i think i'll have to just show up at every date like i'm sorry but this was too good of a high we need to do it again immediately

anyway. back to work 💪

(by which i mean giffing dan and phil. i am still very much unemployed. fr though i'm two whole videos behind this has never happened i feel weird. who am i)

[somewhereincairparavel]

Jason, Jupiter and Juno. I have thoughts.

Ok, so u said that Jason was respected at camp bc everyone feared Jupiter's wrath for insulting his child. And while that would work, I think that Jupiter hates jason .Jupiter wants that child dead. Being Junos champion is the only thing keeping him at least mostly alive.

In roman mythology, there is the cycle of patricide. The son kills the father and does a nice little replacement. Uranus, to Saturn to Jupiter (also in greek mythology). I think this plays into Jupiter's interactions with his son because if you have exact knowledge of the extreme violence that it took to exert your position, then who's to stop someone else, another son who's sick of your rule to do it to you? Jupiter is very paranoid.

So killing this child who may be his downfall is quick, easy, and avoids the fear of you being killed, but Juno is like,'I need him alive to do my quest thing. He's my champion now. You can't touch him'. This isn't love or any sort of actual care for Jason, at least not at first, bit Jason is a means to an end. And Jupiter wants him kept in line.

This has so many possibilities (or maybe I'm jsut sleep deprived) bc imagine ur Jason. And you know that if you don't bring honour to New Rome you'll be punished. And if you're too powerful your dad will override your stepmother and kill you. And if you make your stepmother ,she will let said father kill you. Idk. I'm so tired. It's 11 30.

Anyways congrats on 500 :)

so sorry this took so long to respond to!! I was hyperfixated on the mlb fandom these past few days haha

>so u said that Jason was respected at camp bc everyone feared Jupiter's wrath for insulting his child

tbh the reason I said that was because jupiter's ego is extremely high, he isn't threatening the others to respect jason because he loves him, but imagine, the son of the oh so great and superior jupiter getting bullied. that would have him ashamed, because how can such a powerful god's son let himself get picked on by a group of 'weaklings'?. how else can jupiter unnecessarily exhibit his power? he wasn't going to take any chances w that.

so I have this like extra headcanon that any time jason gets gossiped at, jupiter's statue would go CRAZY, like it would start electrocuting the place and zapping the interiors of the senate house, till the guilty party apologizes to jupiter with an offering (emphasizing this point, apologising to JUPITER, not jason. he couldn't care less about his son. he just wants an apology for someone getting his ego bruised by insulting his blood.)

although jupiter down right HATING jason and being jealous of him makes sense and adds more tragedy to jason's character. I feel like like zeus was in a way, more tolerant? that jason was the way he is. I feel like only the jupiter side of zeus actually hated jason, and zeus doesn't feel anything towards jason at all because his greek and roman sides were fighting w eachother and he was confused on what to feel towards him.

and my lil hc is that the jupiter side of him was getting more dominant when he chose not to save jason from death. his jupiter side was basically screaming "let the boy die, now you no longer have competition" and zeus listened, because like I said, he has plenty of sons, so losing one was no big deal.

[finniestoncrane]

Your One True Nemesis

Chapter 39: also on AO3 Masterlist Here Arkham!Riddler x Female!Reader, word count: 1.5k am i going to cry because this is almost over? maybe lmao💚 request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi • masterlist minors DNI!! 🔞 cw: some angst, but mostly ambiguous feelings

“My dear, will you please join me in the workshop?”

Eddie’s voice rang out through the hall. Loud, but not sharp. Oddly soft. And there was no hint of sarcasm, no patronising tone, to the pet name he offered you. This alone was enough to make you suspicious, sending pangs of cold, chilling fear through your body as you worried what might be in store for you. That was your default as of late. Things had been difficult since the orphanage, and you had settled comfortably on that being all your fault. And now, anytime you spoke to Eddie, anytime he needed to speak to you, your first thought was always negative, jumping to fearful conclusions that had you so on edge that you were finding yourself exhausted constantly, strung high and forever tetchy.

As you walked into the workroom, he turned to you, his face coloured by an expression you hadn’t seen often in him, making it difficult to recognise. Confusion? Lack of understanding? Lost without an answer. Unlike him. But, despite looking as though he had no idea what he was doing or what he was going to say, he spoke anyway. Very much like him. 

“I would like to assuage some… concerns I think you might have been having. Some that I shared until I spent the night dedicating my immense and spectacular brain power to this little conundrum.”

He paused, expecting you to roll your eyes at his ego, but you were staring, unblinking, waiting patiently and focused for his next words.

“As you will know, I have been incredibly busy this past few weeks. I apologise for that, and I apologise for not involving you as much in my work. I felt that you needed a rest, or deserved a rest, or… it doesn’t matter. This work… I’m intending on it being a surprise. For everyone, but mostly for you.”

Your mouth twisted into a confused look, at least that part of your worries could be filed away for now. It had been a while since he had asked anything of you, and to know it wasn’t out of anger or disappointment, or, god forbid, him practising living without you, you could feel the knots in your stomach easing slightly.

“For some time, I’ve been working on a project. One I couldn’t involve you in, even as my assistant. As a trusted party, as a friend. Or more than a friend.”

There was a struggle behind the words, as though he were worried about how they would come out. Scared he might commit to too much, to overstep a boundary neither of you had placed by calling you something more. 

“I don’t want you to be hurt.”

Your heart thudded, deep in your chest. Like it had fallen from your throat to the bottom of your rib cage. It knocked you back, the feeling, the knowledge that he cared enough to leave you out of something dangerous. To stop you from doing what was still your job just to make sure nothing bad happened to you. But you were still nervous, still speechless, and unable to speak before he started talking again.

“I think this is why I find it difficult to express my intentions for the future. Because I do have plans, but…”

He gestured around the room, at his failed plans, broken creations, settling his fingertips on old and new scars that covered his body.

“... Completely asinine to plan ahead when you’re… someone like me.”

You hated how right he was. The future, especially to an unreformed criminal, was always blurred, never quite there. Never manageable or predictable, no matter how much they would like it to be. No matter how smart they were. 

Eddie’s hand on your shoulder pulled you from your thoughts, your eyes settling on his as he focused intensely on you.

“I hate for this to be rushed, but Halloween is fast approaching and I have it on good authority that we will be rather busy come the big night. So I need you to know now that I will require you to be at this exact address at this specific time. Tomorrow night, the furthest tunnel, 9pm. Can you do that?”

You chose to ignore the tone, his question sounding very familiar to the sarcastic ones he would ask you when you first began to work for him. When he would ask if you could do something simple with the shit-eating grin of a man determined to get to you. Which of course, he had, and still did. 

“Is that… the question you had to ask me?”

Eddie reached his hand out, placing it awkwardly, almost formally, against the side of your upper arm.

“No, my dear. That has to wait until tomorrow. I just need to know… that despite everything, you’ll be there.”

The pause before you answered was a little too long, distressing on your end because it meant you didn’t immediately know the answer. Tortuous on Eddie’s as he waited to find out what his future really held in store. 

“I… I’ll be there, Eddie.”

He let out a sigh of relief, grabbing your shoulders as he placed his hands down firmly on them.

“Good. Good… Thank you.”

You offered him a smile, one that was so obviously awkward and forced to you both, before you turned and began making your way back to your room. Eddie hadn’t asked you to leave, but you knew he wanted you to. And you needed the space to think. Some time alone to settle your nerves and wonder what kind of cryptic bullshit Eddie was rambling about this time. 

A smile crossed your lips. At least that felt like normal. Eddie being strange, difficult to comprehend, frantic in his delivery of emotions. Strangely comforting. 

It really had been actually. Comforting. It was awkward, yes, but only because you let it be. You were in the headspace for that. You had been thinking negatively prior to even seeing Eddie’s face for the first time that day. But maybe the tone had been light, or would have been if you had let it be. Maybe there was something warm and tender in the way he said he needed you, to be there, to trust him. That there was an overarching meaning behind his behaviour, behind the words he said, the things he did. His future, though complicated, would be one you were a part of if he had any control over it, and that you had to trust him of that. The question he had to ask-

Fuck. 

This could be it. 

It felt like it. 

The rushed speech, the way he held your arms, looked deep into your eyes. Frantic, but excited. That felt like the mood you recognised from terrible sitcoms. The preamble to an inevitable proposal. An engagement. A declaration of love of the highest, most official, order. 

Mrs Nigma. What a complete gas. What a twist. What a… nightmare? 

Maybe he was going to do it. Maybe it would be ok. Maybe it was right. But it didn’t feel right. Did it feel wrong though?

It did feel wrong. It felt so wrong. So rushed. So unlike him. The guilt felt like it could almost swallow you, envelop you in an inky black substance that erased any other emotion you might be capable of. You had, for some reason, put an immense amount of pressure on everything. On your relationship, on Eddie. And he was responding like one of the rats in the sewer, stuck in a trap that it had tried to wriggle free from, but had eventually accepted its fate and succumbed to the slow death. Was that what your relationship was? A stifling, suffocating trap? Were you hindering his work? Stealing his focus? Making him make choices, take actions, that he never would have before or under his own will? 

But really, how much influence did you really think you could have over him? Realistically, you knew he was still, at his very rore, Edward Nigma. The Riddler. And you were still just you. Maybe a version of you that he cared for, and one he had learned to compromise with. But still, you couldn’t imagine that his feelings towards you would sway his very lifestyle or his long standing goals. 

And yet… you could let yourself believe that in fantasy. So then came another pang of guilt. You had to admit to yourself that if you could have Edward, if you could take him away from the things that gave him purpose, you would. Selfishly. You might be able to convince yourself that it was better for him in the long run, but what did you know? You weren’t his psychiatrist or psychologist or therapist. So many had tried and failed before you. What made you different?

Love? Compromise? 

So why couldn’t you compromise? 

Why couldn’t you accept your status with him? What? It wasn’t enough to just be with him anymore? You deserved more than that? 

Each hour that passed by only brought more worry, more questions without answers, possibilities both positive and negative that clouded your mind. The only thing you really were sure about was that, if he asked the question you suspected he might ask, that you wouldn’t say no.

Or would you.

Shit. 

Turns out, you really didn’t know anything. 

Just like Eddie had said when he first met you. Always right. Of course he was.

[jessource]

prompts:　spotify on repeat,　pt ii."

“i hate this story where happiness ends and dies with you.”

“i don't wanna call it off, but you don't wanna call it love.”

“i heard you like magic, i got a wand and a rabbit.”

“i want you to stay till i'm in the grave.”

“i'd love if you knew you were on my mind.”

“whether I'm gonna be your wife or gonna smash up your bike, i haven't decided yet.”

“sometimes there's no proof, you just know.”

“i burn for you, and you don't even know my name.”

“heartbreak is one thing, my ego's another. i beg you don't embarrass me motherfucker.”

“i keep finding his things in drawers, crucial evidence, i didn't imagine the whole thing.”

“he said he'd love me all his life but that life was too short.”

“i don't care that you're a stoner.”

“i would've died for your sins, instead i just died inside.”

“too soon to tell you i love you.”

“you got a lot of nerve, don't you, baby?”

“i wish you the best for the rest of your life.”

“how am i supposed to leave you now that you're already over?”

“you kicked out the stage lights but you're still performing.”

“no one's touched me there in a damn hot minute.”

“i like my bed, but it likes you, too.”

“baby, don't you like this beat? i made it so you'd sleep with me.”

“people say i'm jealous, but my kink is karma.”

“sometimes i wish i kept some of my feelings in the basement so i'd still have some left.”

“hi, it's [name], i know you just landed and i know you're probably busy but i would love to see you so, call me when you can.”

“kissing after a conversation 'bout how we'd probably be better off as friends.”

“i cry a lot but i am so productive, it's an art.”

“i just don't understand how you don't miss me in the shower and remember how my rain-soaked body was shaking. do you hate me?”

“what's it take to get your number? what's it take to bring you home?”

“you'd have to stop the world just to stop the feeling.”

“you're nothing more than his wife.”

“selfishly don't wanna give you time to be on someone else's lips.”

“i need to confess, i told you a lie. i said you were the love of my life.”

“watch this be the wrong thing, classic.”

“were you sent by someone who wanted me dead?”

“not overdramatic, i know what i want.”

“it isn't asking for a lot for an apology.”

“if the riptide comes to get me and pulls me under, it won't upset me, i'll go down.”

“we been talking for hours 'bout how we shouldn't talk for hours on end.”

“i hate you but i love you just the same.”

“i wake up in the middle of the night with the light on, and you're not here.”

“i thought good guys get to be happy.”

“you have a favorite spot on the swing set. you have no room in your dreams for regrets.”

“got what you wanted, so stop feeling sorry.”

“i apologise if it's a little too much, just a little too soon.”

“birds of a feather, we should stick together.”

“some nights when i get high, i think about him, hope he's doing fine.”

“you don't wanna know how alone i've been.”

“i was forced to marry another man. you still would've been mine.”

“please, please, please don't prove i'm right.”

“i'm tired of you still tied to me.”

“lying to your friends about how he's such a god damn good lover.”

“not forever, just for now.”

“what if i'm with someone forever and never get there?”

“i loved you, and i still do.”

“the old me is still me and maybe the real me.”

“i'm over that son of a bitch.”

“i can't relate to desperation, my give a fucks are on vacation.”

“you can say that we are nothing but you know the truth.”

“i want you to see how you look to me. you wouldn't believe if i told ya'.”

“my hand was the one you reached for.”

“i don't wanna assume this stuff, but ain't it love?”

“i just want you to make a move.”

[blitheringmcgonagall]

You know what's absurd? I've seen people, a lot of them!, criticize Lily for breaking up that friendship. I try to be neutral about Snape and his fandom but it's hard.

I honestly don’t try to be neutral as you’ll know if you’ve read my fics 😬🤣! I’ve seen people criticise Lily for ending her friendship with Sneep too and I’m utterly baffled…

Like… what even… (lost for words)

I don’t even know where to start without offending anyone unintentionally but it’s like a person, a girl, from an oppressed minority being friends with a guy - this guy’s mum is also from this oppressed minority but his dad isn’t. And he can pass as not being from this group at all. He’s “best friends” with this girl.

But bro starts hanging out with dudes who are well known for being blatantly (insert racist/antisemitic/homophobic/transphobic/whatever bigoted/fascist group you want). These mates - everyone, literally the entire school - knows these guys are bad news/dangerous/vicious and everyone is aware they are planning on joining a right wing violent group bent on targeting the girl’s oppressed minority- by targeting I mean there’s a war on (which I forgot to mention) and this group is involved in terrorising/torturing and killing the girl’s minority.

At this stage you’re wondering why TF this girl is still friends with the guy, right? Yeah… well, he doesn’t act like that in front of her, girl refuses to believe the gossip (correct) about him - due to misplaced loyalty Bla Bla etc…

AnYwAy… girl sees posh knobs being cruel to bigoted fascist friend. Feeling (weirdly) sorry for him, she gives out hell to the two stupid pathetic arses who are bullying him. The posh knob who fancies her but isn’t a fascist wannabe killer guy rolls his eyes at her (girl, what?) and agrees to stop because he likes her.

This upsets fascist dude greatly because it, eh… upsets his masculinity/ fragile ego, so he reacts by lashing out against the reportedly (unrequited) love of his life. As you do, apparently…

So he calls her a nasty slur. Which tbh he’s been calling other members of her minority all the time, outside of her earshot, which is why it so easily “slips out” when emotions are high. Yeah. I know. She reacts as well as anyone could, and is a bit mean back to him. Shocker.

AnYwAy…

Fascist dude tries to apologise afterwards. “It’s okay, I know I say that about everyone else but not you, gurl, you’re different- I’m not bigoted, I’m friends with you, right?”

“No can do, bro,” she says. “ you’ve just revealed your true feelings for me. I’m an exception to the rule, you feel you own me and I’m yours and as long as I don’t step out of line that’s fine but you think I should consider myself lucky that you’re my friend despite my lesser background.”

And she’s finally faced with the real Sneep, the side he tries to hide from her, and decides “bro, I’ve made countless excuses for you over the years, but enough is enough, I can’t remain friends with you. It’s over.”

Now, apparently, according to some people, calling her a slur like that isn’t that bad, because people who are upset and humiliated sometimes say mean and hurtful stuff they don’t mean.

Eh, bollocks. If I am angry with my lesbian family member, the idea of calling her a homophobic slur has never entered my head. Not even remotely. I’ve been very upset with my friend who is from Sudan, has the idea of calling them a racist slur ever entered my head? Nope. Are you joking?

But you see, Sneep did have these thoughts about muggleborns, all the time. He not only thinks this but says it to people all the time.

Not only that, but one of his lovely friends attacked one of Lily’s classmates Mary McDonald with dark magic (Mulciber) and he thinks that’s fine, tries to minimise it saying it was a laugh. Hilarious.

So - as he admits himself - it just sort of slipped out, when his emotions were heightened and he wasn’t thinking straight and being careful hiding that side of himself from her. And the fact he says it as a reaction to feeling humiliated is a bad sign, a sign that he is misogynistic - even if JKR didn’t intend to write him that way, (makes sense if you’ve read my post on incels).

James Potter: "You're lucky Evans was here, Snivellus -"Severus Snape: "I don't need help from filthy little Mudbloods like her!"

Severus Snape: "I never meant to call you Mudblood, it just -"

Lily Evans: "Slipped out? It's too late. I've made excuses for you for years. None of my friends can understand why I even talk to you. You and your precious little Death Eater friends... you've chosen your way, I've chosen mine."

Lily Evans: “You call everyone of my birth Mudblood, Severus. Why should I be any different?”

THE FACT IS THAT PEOPLE HATING ON LILY FOR ENDING HER FRIENDSHIP WITH SNAPE IS ALL BASED ON MISOGYNY.

For a really good article on this:

[lunarsun12]

Broken Window

Masterlist

The kids are playing in Jake’s back garden, as Heesung got nominated to babysit the kids. Sunghoon was egging Niki one, saying he can’t kick the ball as high as him. Which lead to Niki kicking it too far and smashed Heesung window, as well as his head.

When Heesung heard the crash and the saw the kids faces. He took them for an interrogation, demanded someone apologised.

However the culprit, has cause an unexpected reaction from Heesung

Back At Enhypen Parent Chat

Today 15:00

Jungwon🐈‍⬛: Heesung hyung, calm down let the kids go! You don’t have to go to this extent!!

Heesung🦌: THEY NEED TO OWN UP!! They broke my window in my study!

Heesung🦌: They need to take responsibility!!

Jay💸: How much does it cost? I will pay in full! Just let the kids go…

Heesung🦌: This isn’t about Money!! This about them respecting I mean taking responsibility!!

Jungwon🐈‍⬛: Jay hyung, you know how it goes. He won’t let it go, as it bruised his ego

Jay💸: This isn’t about the money? That he got hit in the head by the ball?

Heesung🦌: I told you two all about responsibility!! Now if you excuse me, I’m gonna grill them further more

Meanwhile Back At Enhypen Kids Chat….

Enhypen Kids Chat

Jake🐶: I’m sorry about my Appa! I can’t believe he locked us in here!!

Sunoo☀️: I can’t stand being in the same room as you all!! If we ran out snacks, I’m gonna eat Sunghoon first!!

Niki🕺: IM GONNA EAT YOUR FIRST! Wait Sunghoon…meh…I’m sure he is delicious

Sunghoon❄️: Uncle Heesung won’t let this happen. Remember Jake is here…he wouldn’t actually starve his own child

Jake🐶: Maybe I should own up, I kicked it too high as SOMEONE insisted. I was being boring

Niki🕺: It was getting boring, I nearly fell asleep!!

Sunoo☀️: It wasn’t you!! It was Niki, he was doing his tricks and try to aim for my head

Niki🕺: You shouldn’t have moved so much, maybe it will hit the target

Jake🐶: If I get in trouble, Appa will be less angry. We could be free from his study!!

Sunghoon❄️: Oh man! Jake, I didn’t knew your Appa was a simp for many bands and look at him on yacht

Jake🐶: Don’t snoop through Appa stuff, he gets sensitive whenever I touched it. Now I understand

Niki🕺: Wow, I expect Sunoo to the one to snoop. Sunghoon never cease to amaze me

Sunoo☀️: I’m too scared, to touch Uncle Heesung stuff. The eyes, it still gives me nightmare

Sunoo☀️: Niki own up! It was you! We can leave this place!

Niki🕺: NO! He literally trap me here forever! I’ll miss— I mean too young to die

Jake🐶: This is stupid, Appa is never gonna let this go! I need to feed Lyla soon

Sunghoon❄️: DUDE! HE IS COMING ACT NORMAL!!!

30 Mins Later…

Back At Enhypen Chat

Heesung🦌: Kids open the door!

Heesung🦌: Also stop pretending, you all were sleeping! I literally heard movements and whining upstairs



Jake🐶: Sunghoon said sleep

Niki🕺: Sleeping is the least normal, at least pretend to go on the phone!!

Sunghoon❄️: I panic okay! But Sunoo is fast! He erm barricade the door?

Sunoo☀️: I’m not getting grilled again! I’m fragile!!

Heesung🦌: Kids this is getting old, just say who it is and apologise!!

Sunoo☀️: The stare…I can feel it through..the door…

Sunghoon❄️: NIKI BROKE THE WINDOW!!

Niki🕺: No i didn’t it was Jake!

Jake🐶: What about us being bros?

Niki🕺: You volunteered earlier!!

Sunoo☀️: C-check t-he video I sent you!!

Few mins later…

Heesung🦌: Oh it was little Niki. It’s okay, accidents happen! Be careful next time

Sunoo☀️: WHAT! That’s it!!

Heesung🦌: Niki is only young, he got excited! Next time tell the truth, I promise no scolding

Jake🐶: This isn’t fair!! When we did something! You scolded us until we cry and when it is Niki. You said okay

Niki🕺: Wow! I should tell the truth earlier!

Sunoo☀️: Why do I get the feeling…that uncle a Heesung is afraid Niki Eomma

Heesung🦌: I have no choice or else Jungwon will never talk to me again. The sad kitty eyes breaks my heart

Jungwon🐈‍⬛: I’m sorry Hyung about Niki. He is so energetic thanks for not making him cry

Niki🕺: Sunoo, you can stop barricade the door!

Sunoo☀️: About that…I may have broken the lock and now we stuck in here

Sunghoon❄️: WHAT!SUNOO YOU WILL BE GET EATEN FIRST!!

Heesung🦌: I call the fire department! Kids hang in there!

[tequila-starlight]

(creaks door open)i sure hope my last anon ask went through okay…it did load a while but if you didnt get it please let me know :(

No worries, dear anon!! I see your message nice and clear!! Welcome back, and I’m so happy to hear from you again! Please, just call me Star or Storm!!

Screenshots of your previous message as well as my answers are displayed below! Warning for NS/FW under the cut!

I spent far too long laughing at “scrumpt” like HAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT’S AN INCREDIBLE WAY TO PUT IT 🤣🤣🤣

Our sweet Kinich is a soup pot confirmed! My mother’s father’s uncle’s brother’s aunt’s hamster’s cousin twice removed told me themselves! And they work for Genshin so trust me—

AHEM Jokes aside my ego is at an all time high now hearing that I made you warm HAHAHA Mutota was such a blast to write! Face-fucking and dirty talk are always great, especially when one is getting tag teamed 😳 So I’m glad you enjoyed it!!! Especially Mutota’s spiel with Kinich, THAT one was incredible to write!!

Gaping at Mutota with Kinich is weirdly fun, and jumping around him even more so! He’s so!!! Tall!!! And when he turns to look at Kinich jumping around him??? It’s perfect!!

Aftercare is very important! Especially for Kinich who was gaping alright… and YES THE SIZE DIFFERENCE BREEDING PRESS HOW COULD I NOT INCUDE IT!!! Kinich’s hole can and will survive worse, he’s not Kinich for nothing!!

That aside, I’m really, really grateful to hear your thoughts!! Reading comments and asks are always such a delight, and knowing that someone enjoyed my work enough to write a comment/send a message makes me so!! Happy!! The last chapter is shaping up to be really fun and I can’t wait to make everyone reading into a third wheel HAHAHA

Maining a character means reading crazy smut about them and you getting Kinich must be fate or something HAHAHA Also THIS SPIRAL ABYSS PATCH IS SO ANNOYING WHY ARE ALL THE BOSSES SUCH TIME WASTERS 😭 I took so long getting all the stars… I’m so glad your Kinich could carry you!! (Mine couldn’t… my poor baby kept dying to the Papilla 🫠)

And please don’t ever apologise for your screaming. I love and appreciate every word of it 🍰🍰🍰

[abigail]

i may or may not have looked at your letterboxd and omg u are so right hoffman is the worst !! everyone on the internet loves him and i don’t understand lmao

but regarding top 3 movies: saw is definitely my favorite <3 it’s now one of my fav movies EVER !! i rewatched it friday and omg truly movie of all timeee

(and i also have eeaao as one of my favorite movies hehe u have great taste :-))

n°2 is saw II and n°3 omg… it’s either VI or 3D i can’t decide!! honestly the main reason 3D is so high on my list is bc of lawrence <3 that ending made me insane fr

and honestly i’m putting saw X high on the list too bc it was SO good it’s def the best movie they’ve made in years. and idk if u know this already but make sure to stick around for the credits because there’s a scene!!

anyways sorry for rambling lol i’m just really obsessed w the franchise hehe <3

!!!!! yeah I have so many beloved mutuals who love him and I love that for them but personally I hate the guy so much like.. he’s such a vile little worm and is messing up everything just because of his ego :/ idk the actor does an incredible job though and the character is so good even if I hate him I can see that but yeah number one hoffman hater here <3

yesss the original is so beloved to me!! I watched it secretly when I was waaaay too young (first horror movie I ever watched yippie!!!) and idk it’s just SO good and special to me <3 for me the second is just so iconic.. like aside from the first of course I think it’s got some of the most memorable traps and twists and whatnot <3 and I agree with 3D !! I don’t think it’s one of the best but my beloved doctor gordon at the end !!!! that’s my boy right there <3 LOVE him !! I’ll also die on the hill that 6 is one of the best.. I think the fact it’s all about how shitty life insurance companies are and then the big twist in that one is just too good.. also you get john saying ‘piranha’ like that and idk that’s so funny to me for some reason lol

I’m so so so excited for the new one !! I’m going tonight I will have to make sure to post about it for ya <3 I’ve only heard good things so far and like.. honestly even if it’s not good I will absolutely have fun with it but I think it’s gonna be a good one hehe :3 and I had no idea about a bit after the credits !! I’ll make sure to wait for it thank you !!

and don’t apologise honestly I love the saw franchise sm too and I love to talk about it hehe <3

[rhysdasiorarchive]

With his words thrown back at him, Rhys shot a frustrated look the tribrid’s way before he remembered just who he was dealing with and quickly schooled his expression back to one of casual indifference. Like a dog with a bone, Raiden refused to drop the subject of Roland and Rhys felt his irritation spike further at the councilman’s insistence. “I appreciate your investment in Roland and I’s sex life, but that’s not gonna help you sharpen up your teleportation skills, is it? It’s best to focus on what we’re really here for, Raiden.” 

Rhys’ healing magic sprung to life the moment the first notion of discomfort registered, the broken glass merely a bother rather than something to concern himself with too heavily. The pain from the intensity of Raiden’s grip wasn’t pleasant and though Rhys’ expression remained passive, the glint of frustration in his gaze was enough of a sign of his disappointment in Raiden’s inherent inability to be personable for five minutes. Taking a deep breath, Rhys held Raiden’s stare and worked through an array of insults in his mind before he forced himself to be the model High Priest-to-be that his parents had raised him to be and encouraged his patience to the forefront of his mind, putting his biases entirely to one side for the sake of the job. The threat of the tribrid’s own disappointment also helped to sober Rhys up instantly, his frustrations melting into insignificance as the reminder of his freedom being on the line reasserted itself. As both a precaution and a necessity, Rhys focused his magic to shield himself with a magical barrier, the warm golden glow of his aura brightening around him as it settled into place. Against a beast like Raiden, it would only protect him so far, but something was better than nothing in situations like this.

“Raiden, I’m here to help you. Anything I offer you is for your benefit. I wouldn’t dream of harming you in any way; I’m not that way inclined. I apologise if I went about it the wrong way, but I promise you that anything I suggest comes from a place of good intentions and good intentions alone. I know it’s a lot to ask, but I’m going to need you to trust me, at least a little, if we’re going to get anywhere. I want you to succeed in bettering your abilities. That’s why I’m here. If my methods aren’t to your liking, Cairo is always available. I’m sure he can clear his schedule of fluffing his ego for a few hours a week if I’m not a good fit for you. However, as things stand, this is an arrangement between you and me. Now, can we agree to work together here?”

"I can smell you're full of shit, respectfully" Raiden pointed out because Rhys insisted on games and Raiden didn't do well with games. Strike one for the witch.

"I'm sure he's adequate for whatever vanilla shit you're into, white witch. Probably had the same amount of partners, same amount of kills. Fucking laughable." No Raiden had no respect for most councilmen who didn't earn their spot and most didn't. Their flex was being a councilman and had zero backing to it.

"What world you livin in I'm a drink some shit you just hand me, white witch." If Raiden trusted anyone who handed him a vial to drink he'd not be alive. Understandably the amount of people that wanted him dead was somewhere in the millions maybe even billions at this point. Surprisingly he didn't win a favor with a lot of folks, even those that were supposed to be on his side. So no, he wasn't going to just take a vial handed to him no matter if Rhys was training him or not.

Raiden did reach for it grabbing it in Rhys hand and crushed it in the witches hand with his own finding it insulting the other would even suggest that he wasn't powerful enough, first of all. Add to that the little shit really thought for a second he'd take anything from him. Better believe he made it hurt to as he squeezed needlessly tighter.

"That's strike two, white witch." Rhys wasn't starting off well.

[honeydazai]

Arcane characters + scratch marks

feat.: Viktor, Jayce Talis, Silco, Vander, Ekko, Jinx, Vi, Ambessa Medarda

warnings: nsfw content, riding, teasing, sex against a wall, fingering, etc.

When VIKTOR first spots the scratch marks on his back, dragging down his spine in long scrapes, in the mirror, he's actually quite flustered. There's a slight blush on his cheeks, though he's definitely not opposed to this. In fact, there's a possessive aspect to you scratching him that has him breathing a little heavier; he definitely wants you to mark him up more.

Later that day, you're on your back with Viktor above you, his dick pushing so far into you that you swear the head of it is repeatedly nudging against your cervix. The sensation has you keening, your voice high-pitched and needy, and your thighs are trembling. Viktor's mouth is on your neck, sucking hickeys into your skin while your nails dig into his back just like the day before.

He definitely teases you about your marks afterwards — whether it's the ones you left on him or the other way around — and, well, if Jayce sees the hickeys he made just a bit too high for your collar to cover them, Viktor wouldn't mind it.

“Oh, don't try to cover those hickeys now, love. You might actually hurt my feelings. I'm only kidding, of course, but marking each other is kind of romantic, no?”

The second JAYCE notices the long streaks on his back through a quick glance into the mirror, he huffs out a laugh. Honestly, he's amused at the sight — oh, and knowing that he made you felt this good is an ego boost for sure.

He remembers the last night fondly, with him pinning you to a wall, your legs wrapped around his waist to keep yourself from falling — not that he'd ever let that happen —, whiny moans falling from your lips as you dig your nails into his back. Your cunt, so hot and tight, clenches around him and, fuck, he's forced to gather all his self-control to avoid cumming then and there.

“Ah, fuck, babe, am I making you feel good? You like that, yeah? Come on, tell me, princess, please—, wanna hear it, fuck, please.”

SILCO is able to feel the marks on his back the moment he puts on his shirt, which he promptly pulls off again to look at himself in the mirror. He raises his eyebrows at the sight that greets him, and if you had been awake already, he might have teased you about being this aggressive in bed.

Yesterday, you were on your back beneath him — your spine arched into an elegant curve and your eyes squeezed closed as he thrust into you. His hands were on your hips, holding you close, and when one moved down to rub over your clit, your nails roughly raked over his shoulders and back, making him groan.

“Oh, look at what you did to me, dear. To think that you're this wild in bed — funny, really. Now get over here, dear, will you? I intend to return the favour of marking you.”

You're the first one to comment on the scratch marks you had apparently left earlier that day when VANDER moves to dress himself, and you promptly scramble to apologise. He, however, only laughs, his voice filled with warmth and his eyes crinkling a little.

Honestly, he hadn't even realised you scratched him; all he remembers is you sitting on his lap, sinking down onto his dick and moaning in a high-pitched voice, your head dropping forward against his shoulder. A moment later, he's thrusting into you from below, his arms around your waist as he lifts you up and lets you drop back down rhythmically.

“Damn, doll, I didn't even realise ya scratched me this much. No need to apologise, darl, really — I can hardly feel 'em. Besides, who says I'd mind it if I did?”

JINX is quick to notice the lines raking down her arms and her back and, honestly, she's just amused. She chuckles and pointedly shows the scratches off to you, a teasing comment rolling off her tongue, and she thinks of the situation as especially funny when you blush.

That evening, she pointedly scratches at your body, her nails digging into the soft skin of your thighs and your plush ass while she eats you out, her tongue flat against your dripping folds. Your hands are in Jinx's hair, grabbing and tugging at it as you whimper and try to grind down on her tongue.

“What, too much pain, sugar? Don't be like that, it's just a little blood! Besides, you marked me up pretty nicely yesterday too, so it's only fair I return the favour, right?”

EKKO is honestly kind of taken aback when he feels long scratches all over his shoulders and back, though he doesn't really mind the feeling. In fact, he actually finds that he likes the way those marks of yours make him feel, as well as knowing that he had, apparently, fucked you that good that day before. He even teases you about it later, a smirk on his face.

That night before, you were laying on your back with him above you, his weight pinning you to the ground as he thrust into you hard enough to make you sing with pleasure; high needy noises leaving your mouth. Your hands were roaming over his body, over his shoulders and his back and arms, and he hadn't paid it much attention when you dug your nails into his muscles, but in hindsight, he definitely will take notice of it the next time — with a pleasured moan, that is.

“You feel so good, baby, fuck. You're so damn hot; so tight around my dick. Feels like you're just made to take cock. Come on, show me how good I'm making you feel.”

It's actually not VI who first notices the marks on her shoulders and back, but someone else, and she can't help but blush at their concerns. She quickly reassurances that person that she's fine, and by the time she gets home, she's smirking, amused. She jokingly confronts you about 'hurting her' and makes it her goal to mark you up herself later.

Later that day, she has you gasping as she sucks another hickey into the soft skin of your throat, and your pleasured moans make her chuckle. At the same time, two of her thick fingers thrust into you, spreading you open, and you're damn near drooling.

“You feelin' good, doll? Seems like it for sure. Ah, I can't let ya cum yet — I need to pay you back for all those scratches you gave me first, see? If everyone's gonna know I'm yours, they gotta see you're mine, too.”

For AMBESSA, the scratch marks on her back the next morning don't come as a surprise. In fact, she expected them — if there weren't any marks on her, she'd be disappointed. When she's fucking you, she wants to know just how good you feel, and that includes scratch works on her back, as well as moaning and mewling and your legs giving out beneath your body.

It was quite obvious you enjoyed yourself yesterday; you had been sitting on her lap, bouncing up and down with vigour on her calloused fingers, your cunt clenching around the digits as she curls them to nudge against that one spot inside of you that has you gasping. Your nails dig into the muscles of her back, your whole appearance nothing short of needy and desperate while she manages to look entirely unaffected, only a slight smirk curling her lips upwards.

“Look at what you did to me, baby. Did I make you feel that good yesterday, hm? I believe you should thank me then. Your pleasure isn't necessary to please me.”

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Rogues reaction to a fellow villain being a clumsy idiot

Villain somehow bumps into something everytime

Stumbles sometimes, they aren't even wearing long clothes or high heels. Their body just be missing steps by themself 💀

They can't fathom how many times they've felt their soul jump from how many misteps that happens when they miss a step (on the stairs. It's scary 😔)

But they still get their job done smoothly no matter how clumsy they are, they're used to it

Can they perform three felonies at once? Yes. Can't work stairs though...

The Riddler: Really can't wrap his head around you being considered a notorious villain in this moment. How did you fall up the stairs!? "You moron! Move!" Prepared to be manhandled like your name is Ragdoll because he isn't leaving you behind you're welcome by the way don't get used to it but you're hopeless. Now isn't the time for a lack of coordination, the GCPD are right behind the two of you!

Scarecrow: Most are made aware of your presence by a sudden yelp of cry of pain and if lucky an extra loud thud of you hitting the ground. It's become somewhat of a game...count how many times (Y/N) falls. This time Jonathan heard a loud cry. "Ow, my hand!" "What did you do now?" Jonathan sighed. "The door broke my fingers and it didn't apologise!" Jonathan paused. However he heard Two-Face quietly chuckling behind him. "I doubt it broke your fingers!" Jonathan called back. "You don't know my life, Crane!" Was his received response.

Two-Face: He might have become your babysitter. He's taken it upon himself to keep an eye on you when around. He's caught you more times than your ego is willing to admit. So much that he sees you need to go down stairs and he's immediately got your elbow, ready to haul you up on the high chance that you will fall. Harv' will make fun of you for it. He can't help himself, which gives you a free pass on making jokes about him being well done on one side and rare on the other...or extra crispy. You really do have options. "You falling for me again, hm?" "You know me, Dent. I see some crispy skin and can't help myself."

Black Mask: You told him you couldn't walk in heels...so why are you doing this in heels!? As aggravating as it is to do anything criminal with you...he'll agree most times because it's ridiculously funny watching you fall over, over and over again. There's nothing like a job well done than successfully escaping the crime without capture and having you pull you up off the ground a few times because you've either given in trying to walk or run like a human or you've met the ground unwillingly. "I'm beginning to think your brain just can't handle the coordination and shuts down." "Listen Sionis, I think about things, okay? I am smart and if things like coordination and knowing how to walk have to go to make more room then so be it!"

Penguin: "Edward did you (Y/N)-proof your hideout?" Penguin suddenly asked warily. "Did I (Y/N)-proof my what?" Edward barely finished the question when there was a loud crash. "What was that?" Edward called out panicked. "It was (Y/N) tripping over your collection of not so empty cardboard boxes in the corridor here acting as a decoration piece." Jonathan replied. Edward suddenly gasped frantically hurrying to you and Jonathan who was helping you up. "(Y/N) if you break my stuff I swear-" Oswald sighed. "I told you they were coming! You know they can't walk in even an empty place nevermind your hoarding shithole of a hideout!" "Hey! My hideout is accommodating to only the superior minded! Of course, it's a death zone for the rest of you, you're too stupid!" Oswald finds the clumsiness cute so believe it or not, he has a soft spot for you and tries to make life easier.

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Massage

-- MINORS DNI THIS IS NSFW --

You swear you didn’t know you were going to react like that.

Because if you had, you would definitely not have allowed Hangman to massage your shoulders.

He had been so nice to you. He had offered, out of the goodness of his heart (and the guilt in his head) to help with your sore upper back. And the second he did anything you had to go and ruin it.

The second he did anything you let the most pornographic moan out.

Your hand immediately flew to cover your mouth and you jumped out of your seat like it had caught on fire. You turned around to look at him, about to apologise. But the urge dissipated pretty quickly when you saw his face. Hangman was looking at you with a mix of surprise and absolute delight. You felt your face turn red and the embarrassment had awoken something akin to anger in you.

« Oh Honey, if that was all that was needed to get you to make a noise like that, I would have done that so long ago » He said, jumping down from the table he had been sitting on in the empty recreation room and making his way towards you.

« Don’t flatter yourself Seresin, it was an accident. It’s not going to happen again » You spat at him. He chuckled, still smirking and still advancing towards you. Soon, you were backed completely against the wall.

« Is that so ? » He cocks an eyebrow, « Let’s see if anything else gets you to make that noise »

He pins you to the wall with one of his legs between yours. One of his hands is on your waist while the other one is holding a fistful of your hair and pulling gently to expose your neck. You whimper quietly

Hangman gently nibbles at the exposed flesh, careful not to leave any marks. He does so until you whimper again, by which time he allows himself to lick a stripe and cover the rest of your exposed skin with open mouthed kisses.

You want to fight back but your desire won't let you. It makes you buck your hips against his thigh and you can feel him smile against your skin. You would be lying if you said you hadn't thought of Jake having his way with you on a near constant basis since meeting him, but actually letting him know felt like a step too far. Too flattering, too ego boosting.

Jake knew though, he would have stopped a long time ago if he could tell you didn't want him as much as he wanted you. He was happy to indulge you for now, holding you back when you half-assed an attempt at getting out of his grip. All he had to do to reassure himself that you were still okay with this was nibble along your collarbone or kiss behind the lobe of your ear, both things that would elicit a whimper or a suppressed moan from you and drive you both crazy.

Jake let the hand on your waist wander a little. First it replaced his mouth on your neck, grazing it gently with rough fingers, leaving you burning with desire. Then, it trailed down your body and slid underneath your shirt to explore and touch everything you were hiding. With a practiced hand, Jake undid your bra and cupped your bare breast. Your hips bucked again, but this time they didn't seem to want to stop. It was his turn to moan. He suddenly stopped licking, nibling and kissing your neck and crashed his lips on yours instead in a passionate and bruising kiss. Your hips bucked faster, desperate to make you come but the friction wasn't nearly enough. You thought me might make you beg for it, but Jake just fumbled with your sweatpants for a second before almost shoving his hands down your underwear and rubbing your clit.

You came fast and hard. Stars appeared in front of your eyes and your mouth released another moan. Hangman smirked but his movements became more frantic.

« You’re going to come on my fingers next and then you’re going to take my cock like a good girl » He whispered in your ear. He moved his fingers down your underwear and slid two fingers in without giving you much warning.

He felt so good but you wanted more.

Still, it didn’t hinder you reaching your high and soon he felt you tightening around his fingers as you came.

« Fuck » Was all he could groan before his brain ordered him to switch his fingers for something else.

Suddenly, he let go of you. You pouted at the loss of contact until you saw him drop his grey sweatpants down to his ankles. You hadn’t pegged Lieutenant Jake Seresin as the kind of man to go comando but today you were happy he had forgone the underwear. Jake was a lot bigger and girthier than anyone you had ever been with, and you felt yourself stretch when he flipped you around and entered into you. Any pain you felt quickly dissipated when he started moving.

He teased you both with a few long and slow strokes before picking up the pace a little. It was still not enough for you. You needed him to fuck you faster and harder and he seemed to get the message loud and clear when you started moving to meet his thrusts. He grabbed one of your hands and pinned it on your back.

The recreation room was completely silent except for the sound of skin slapping together and your groans and moans. There was no stopping them now. Jake was fucking you so well that whatever part of your brain used to control your voice had completely shut down. He hit that sensitive spot inside of you and you would have let out a scream if Jake hadn’t reacted on time and covered your mouth with one of his hands.

« You close ? » He asked with a strangled voice, his thrusts were becoming erratic as he was reaching his climax. You had no time to answer before you felt yourself tighten around his cock with a moan. He let out a gluttural groan and soon reached his own orgasm, spilling his seed deep inside you. He thrusted a few more lazy thrusts before removing himself from you. He bent down to pick up his sweatpants when the rec room door handle was pushed down and it opened an inch, with lightning quick reflexes, Jake blocked it with his foot to give you time to make yourself decent.

« I’ll be honest, I forgot where we were »