#...ya know what? 0 regrets

[6okuto]

mammon x bookworm gn!reader fluff :0

reading isn't really one of mammon's hobbies, but it is one of yours. he knows because he'll have to fight for your attention with a book (of all things! he complains), during nights in where your fingers stop running through his hair, or even grip it a little too hard in surprise at the words on the page.

he pouts and whines about how you should be paying attention to him, your boyfriend, and you just softly laugh. tilting your head, you ask, "do you want me to read one to you? i got a new one yesterday we could start together." hitting two birds with one stone—mind ultimately on him, and him finally 'reading' one of your books.

mammon huffs but agrees anyway, and he quickly figures out he actually really likes your voice when you read out loud to him. he gets more invested in the story than you, and when you leave the session on a cliffhanger for the night, he tells you you're doing this again tomorrow because you're real mean for not letting him find out what happens next.

and it becomes a regular thing (mammon can't even try reenacting satan's reaction when he found out mammon knew the plot to the book you mentioned a week ago), to the point that he prepares a glass of water for when your throat gets dry, and he's thinking about it during class when he should be doing his assigned readings instead.

!! and then!! one night while you're taking a break for your voice, mammon does something new: he offers to read to you instead. you blink at him—"wait, really?"

"why’re ya so surprised?!" he huffs and takes the book from your lap before you can say anything else.

and he's not used to it, he stumbles over his words and his throat gets dry faster than yours does, but he doesn't regret it—not when you grab him and gasp when he says the plot twist, or when you whine and laugh when he refuses to keep going until you give him a kiss as payment.

"payment? i was reading for free the whole time, mammon!"

"okay, well, as a reward then! for goin' outta my comfort zone for ya!"

he's joking, sort of, not really. but he almost drops the book onto the floor, lets out something akin to a squeak when you take his face in your hands and kiss him.

he's in a half-daze when you pull away. "there, now keep going before i take the book back and kick you out," you threaten emptily.

and mammon is stuttering, eyes and brain not processing what he's saying as he keeps reading, but he thinks maybe books are a good hobby to pick up if it means more time spent with you like this.

@reverie-starlight no om tag list of course but hii friend!! wehehe.. mammon... i was actually considering tsumu for this too so i would've tagged u either way. what a world!

[natriae]

Best friend omi and reader where it’s like mutual pining but one day omi just loses it and kisses reader and they make out filthily✨??

So i may be back from my mini (mega) hiatus... :0

I miss my omi-omi <3

CW// she/her pronouns used, reader is described as having hair (but no details on the hair itself), 14+ , reader is described as introverted (i'm projecting), please let me know if i missed any!

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To say the majority of MSBY was shocked to see a woman bring Sakusa Kiyoomi a hearty meal and scold him about not taking care of himself would be an understatement. Meian genuinely thought he woke up in another timeline, and it definitely didn't help that Atsumu had barely reacted.

With the season just beginning many of the MSBY had not had time to meet their new teammates. Yes, they knew who they were, and yes, they had made light conversation with them at VBA events, but they didn't really know much about the new members. Barnes honestly had assumed Sakusa was celibate, or completely shut down anything that included sharing germs, yet here their new opposite hitter is letting this girl, no woman, sit him down and grab his leg to put in her lap. The man barely reacts. He just let her examine his ankle before listening closely for her next words.

‘There's no way she’s his girlfriend’ Tomas thinks, but the way Sakusa watches her makes him question everything. Didn't Bokuto comment on Sakusa never being able to pull. There's no way Sakusa could pull her, especially with his attitude.

"Hey, Miya-san," Meian calls over. Atsumu stops practicing sets against the wall to jog over to his new captain.

"’es, Captain," Miya quickly bows to his superior. Even out of college the older twin still has his boyish charm.

"Just Meian-san is fine," Meian quickly responds, watching Atsumu's face light up (oh will Meian regret that later). "Who's the girl with Sakusa?" he nods his head towards the two of you. Now you're fixing Sakusa's hair while he drinks his water.

"whatta' ya mean?" Atsumu asks, face scrunching in confusion. Sure, he has a few theories on what Meian is implying, but he wants to hear it outloud so he knows he's not delusional.

"Is that Sakusa-san's girlfriend?" Tomas interjects. The three men watch as the two of you converse with light blush on your cheeks.

"Y/N?" the finally toned-blonde laughs at the thought, "Sakusa couldn't pull her even if he had a fishing rod," the twin continues, "the two of them have known each other for years. I always thought Sakusa had a thing for her, but it doesn't seem to be going anywhere".

While Atsumu yaps, Meian can't help, but watch his new teammate in awe. Compared to the others, Sakusa was more introverted. As a captain he wants to know his teammates - friends - inside and out. Be able to build a bond with them that will last, yet Sakusa has proven to be the hardest of all. You make it seem so easy. The curly haired man will beg at feet if he must. How did you dig your way into him?

"Kiy," you poke your head through the locker room door, "it's getting late you almost done?" Behind the wall you hear the shower turn off and the soft wet steps of Kiyoomi. He's always been a gentle giant. On the outside he seems intimidating, but honestly he’s just trying to protect himself.  "Can I come in, yet?" you smile waiting for his response.

Ever since Kiyoomi joined the big leagues you can't help but bask in the joy with him. He's wanted this forever, and you're so happy you were able to watch him succeed. Kiyoomi's family was proud of him, yes, but not in the way you were. They didn't see all the highs and lows. They didn't notice the small changes in his mood, or how he would continually work himself to exhaustion. They always saw him at his best, but their Kiyoomi was not your Kiyoomi. Actually most people's Kiyoomi isn't your Kiyoomi. You know him better than most. You know how he struggled in highschool socially, and how he struggled again moving out. How he wasn't used to someone not commenting on his every move. So imagine his surprise when you didn't fill that spot in college. You always made him feel valid in his thoughts.

"I'm dressed," his voice responds. For most people they would be shocked to know that Sakusa now bathes after everyone else. It wasn't a germ thing. It simply just made more sense to shower before the chaos. Also, who wants to share germs with a teenage boy anyway. He changed his habit so it allowed some time to decompress before driving home, plus it allowed more time to spend with you before he drove you back to your apartment.

Walking in you round the corner to see the rows of lockers. It wasn't long before you spotted him. His sweatpants hung low on his hips as he began rubbing the moisturizer on his face. This was always your favorite time. Watching Sakusa perform his night routine always motivated you to do more. He's always been so disciplined.

"So how was that party with your friends," his voice cuts through your thoughts. Looking up you notice how his eyes remained on you through the mirror.

"it...it was okay," you responded, rolling your lips in between your teeth. It was much easier to direct your thoughts to caring about him than your own social life.

"it wasn't. Tell me," he says. The demand in his voice was one you still haven't mastered not being affected by. Something about talking to him was so easy, allowing the words to flow out like his words were a truth potion. 

"There were some new girls there I haven't met before, and we were telling stories to get to know one another, and um," Kiyoomi's eyes never leave your face through the mirror, "the topic of our first kisses came up, and when it got to my turn-"

"you froze," He finished for you.

"Yeah," you say looking down. You watch as his feet turn and begin walking to your position on the bench.

"So what did you end up telling them?" By the way he softly looks at you, you're sure he completely trusts you. He knows you would have told him if something had changed. You’re sure he already knows your answer before you tell him.

"the truth," you respond solemnly. He doesn't need you to say it to know how embarrassed you are. “Having a horrible first kiss is one thing, but being 23 and never having kissed anyone is a completely different situation.”

The way Sakusa turns back around to pack up his stuff isn't one of rejection, but in a way that tells you he'd rather finish this conversation when you have his full attention. "You know, at least you've never kissed anyone you would later regret," he shrugs, zipping up his duffle.

"look at you being on the bright side," you state, partly in shock, and partly in the hopes that the two of you can change the conversation. A smile breaks out on your face just from speaking to him. With his bag now on his shoulder he watches you, silently telling you to get up.

"hey, you’re more likely now to have a memorable kiss than before,"

"Sure, but everyone is way more experienced than me," you sulk trailing behind him out of the stadium.

"not everyone," He quietly says, just enough for you not to hear. 

The walk to the car was silent for the most part. The only noise heard were the late night crickets chirping and the occasional sound of a car passing on the main road. No matter how many times Kiyoomi explained it to you, it never made sense why he always parked at the very back of the parking lot. Which is quite far considering this is an official stadium. His long strides were no match for you, so while attempting to catch up you continued speaking hoping to remind him of your presence. “It’s just I’ve always received compliments from girls, which honestly is still pretty limited, but the best compliment a guy told me was, get this, ‘you’re not pretty now, but you’ll be prettier when you're older’. Well guess what I’m older and still nobody wants me,” you sigh.

While you yap the car the lights blink once, and a small beep is heard. His trunk pops open and surprisingly he carelessly throws his bag in slamming it shut. It all happens before you have time to comprehend it. His long, lean body swiftly turns around and presses you to the side of his car. His forehead resting on yours while his hands grip your arms tightly. “You don’t get it do you?” he whispers before leaning in. 

His lips press on to yours with inexperience. Your eyes widened as he continued to chase your plump lips. You may have found the one thing Sakusa Kiyoomi is not skilled at, yet his passion is at an all time high. You want to laugh. There is so little time to wonder if it’s nervous laughter or if you genuinely find this funny. He’s clumsy and you swear his body begins to shake with nervousness, but he’s trying. It’s more than just a kiss. Your heart connects with his. You’ve never felt this type of euphoria before. Nervous, definitely nervous laughter.  His hands begin to loosen as he draws back from you. The sparks connecting the two of you begin to break. It hurts in a greedy way. You want nothing more than to just grab his collar and slam him back into you, but he’s your Kiyoomi and he knows exactly what you want without you having to ask. There’s only one way to describe the way Kiyoomi kisses. It’s messy and unskilled. Two words that he would never want to associate with. The second kiss is wet and the sounds are vulgar. His hand moves from your arm and wraps lightly around your hair as he presses into your head. He wants more. The greed has consumed you both and simply kissing is not enough. Finally gaining control of your arms you slowly run your arms up his chest feeling the soft cloth of his t-shirt, but like always he’s faster than you. Both of his hands grip your wrists to push them up to his shoulders as if begging for you to latch onto him. Everything about this moment is rushed. Even though your introverted brains are yelling at you, the chance of anyone seeing you two is all too exciting. Your tongue shy pokes out first. A small lick on Kiyoomi’s bottom lip to know if he wants it too, and just as everything else Kiyoomi’s tongue is licking into your mouth before you have time to process it. Your tongues dance through kisses just as the wind does the same between both of your bodies. Pressed so close to one another that you can feel his rapid heartbeat, but all good things will eventually come to an end and the black haired male draws back first. 

“I meant something like that,” he whispers, still holding you tight to his body.

A/N: I really hope y'all got my new girl reference. Also, FUN FACT I actually did receive that 'compliment' from a guy once (the only time a guy complimented me). Anyway, I really have not been in a good head space so I'm sorry for just kind disappearing, but writing does give me joy so i'm going to try and answer my asks.

[scarthefangirl]

Damn my punk lifestyle!

Hobie Brown x G/N!reader

Description: Hobie helps you turn punk, at least, the hair part.

Warnings: bubbly reader, sunshine reader lol, dying hair,

Story type: blurb

A/N: really short, based off an episode of Goldbergs lol, wrote in like five minutes

Masterlist | REQUESTS OPEN

"Ah, I feel the punk burning into my scalp." You sigh dreamily and Hobie rolls his eyes. When you approached him saying you wanted to turn punk, he knew that it was going to be a long week. He loves you, so of course he'll oblige, but he knows you are going to regret bleaching and dying your hair. "It's part of look, I have to do it!" You had pleaded. How could he say no to his favorite person?

"That's the bleach."

He continues to bleach the rest of your hair, and he has to have you hold some of it, which means you get bleach coated in your hands.

"Okay just don't touch your eyes." He says, frantically looking for a rag to clean your hands with when he turns around to see you rubbing your bleached fingers gingerly over your eyes. "What are you doing!?"

"AHH! I touched my eyes! It burns!!!" You shout in pain.

"I told you not to!"

"I'm defying authority!" You scream, your eyes burning. "Damn my hard core punk lifestyle!" You say in a brooding way.

Hobie rolls his eyes, wiping the freshly wet rag over your eyes gently. "Stop scrunching your face up love, I'm trying to help you."

"It hurts!" You cry out, lip pouting slightly. Hobie chuckles, he can't help finding you adorable.

"I knew you weren't cut out for a punk life," he sighs and then carefully pulls your hair back, pinning it out of your face and such. He wipes the bleach from your neck, ears, and face and you smile it him bubbly.

He helps you wash the bleach out after waiting the recommended time, and then blow dries it for you. He snickers to himself and blows you in the face a few times. He likes seeing you flinch back and squint your eyes shut because of the sudden warm air. He takes you to the bathroom mirror and watches your eyes widen in surprise.

"You like?" He raises an eyebrow and you grimace slightly.

"No." You admit and he bursts into laughter.

"Don't worry, tomorrow we'll dye it again." He manages through fits of laughter. After he calms down he asks, "Do you just want to do a more natural color? Or black? Or we can do the color!"

"Ummm, I want H/C." You smile at him and he leans in, pressing a kiss onto your lips. "Thank ya," you tease and he just grins, kissing you again.

"I love you," He murmurs and you hug him tightly, moving your head so you can see him.

"I love you too! Thank you for helping me embrace my dark, grunge, punk, emo style," Your smile is so big it starts to hurt your cheeks and he kisses your forehead.

"Whatever you want darlin'"

~

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[emo-gremlin]

Banban as vines because Unthman threatened my family if I didn't make these.

Feat. Choo Choo Charles

Stinger Flynn: I don't need friends they disappoint me

🥳

Banbalena: Captain what's on your face?

*camera pans to Captain Fiddles with a period pad stuck to his face*

Captain: a sticker

Banbalena: a sticker huh?

Captain: uh huh

🥳

Unthman: release all of those sounds that are trapped in your mind

Banban: *unholy screams of agony*

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Banbalena: on all levels except physical, I am a human

Banbalena: taxes

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Captain: SKITTLES

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Jester: hi welcome to chili's

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Parent: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR ME?!

Stinger Flynn: THATS MY OPINION

Opila: o.0

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Sheriff Toadster: what makes the perfect man?

Slow Selene: you're asking the wrong snail I'm gay

Sheriff Toadster: *regret*

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Banban: whatcha doing up there Unthman?

Unthman: I lost my Frisbee

Banban: you doing more Givanium experiments up there?

Unthman: .... yeah

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Parent: hey how yall-

Nabnab: *starts growling*

Parent: AAAAAAAAA! GET YO FUCKIN DOG BITCH

Banban: it don't bite

Parent: YES IT DO GET-

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Banban: Smack cam!

Choo Choo Charles: BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO, YOU'LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH I TELL YOU THAT

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Jester: you have a beautiful smile

Bouncelia: thanks. You're not that handsome

Jester: wow

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Parent: *falls from another elevator* hey Banban

Banban: hey

Parent: that hurt

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Banbalena: what yall get for number 12?

Josh: I got 18

Captain: I got 9.5?

Jester: I got Abraham Lincoln, for some reason I don't-

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Stinger Flynn: there's only one thing worse than a rapist

*reveals the word 'child'*

Banbalena: *gasp* a child

Banban: NO-

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Banban: *hits parent upside the head*

Parent: Daddy?

Banban: DO I LOOK LIKE-

🥳

Banban: toss me my keycards

Jumbo Josh: *throws printer*

Banban: I said my keycards???

Jumbo Josh: I thought you said printer!

Banban: why the fuck would I say printer?

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Stinger Flynn: so we're at this store that only sells Christmas stuff and it's August

Banban: *singing as loud as he can* WHITE PEOPLE~

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Jester: So I'm sitting there, BBQ sauce on my titties

Queen Bouncelia: *Falls the floor laughing and causes the end of the world*

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Parent: Sheriff this is a crime scene

Sheriff Toadster: *pulling out an ice cream from the freezer* WHAT IS THIS THE MURDER WEAPON?! GET OFF MY DICK

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Sheriff Toadster: yep

Sheriff Toadster: this is a bucket

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Banban: *playing guitar*

Stinger Flynn: hey, how ya doing well I'm doing just fine

Stinger Flynn: I lied I'm dying inside

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Queen Bouncelia when she had her septer: DON'T FUCK WITH ME, I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Sheriff Toadster: *while throwing toadstar at Jester* BEGONE THOT!

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Sheriff Toadster: I wanna be a cowboy baby

Banban: hell yeah

Sheriff Toadster: I wanna be a cowboy baby

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Stinger Flynn: thanks for watching our dog

Banban: no problem where is he

Choo Choo Charles: bark bark bitch

Banban: that's a whole train right there

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Banban: This bitch empty YEET *proceeds to chuck Nabnab at the wall*

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*Banban and Stinger Flynn are fighting in the background*

Parent: Can I get my kid back? Can I 0lease get my kid back?

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Sheriff Toadster: STOP RIGHTTHERE! You're going to jail!

Nabnab: what, why?

Sheriff Toadster: for breaking the laws of physics

*cue camera showing Nabnab on the ceiling*

Nabnab: >:)

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Banbalena: I'm eating a cake right now, and it's great! I'm about to go kill people

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Nabnab: I have no soul *hands Stinger Flynn a balloon* have a nice day!

Stinger Flynn: I don't have one either

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Stinger Flynn: let me ask you a very fair question

Stinger Flynn: what do you do successfully?

Jester: ...

Stinger Flynn: Quickly

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Stinger Flynn: *talking to Jumbo Josh* let's tell each other a secret about ourselves, I'll go first

Stinger Flynn: I hate you

[awfulwriter123]

JumpScare ( Rhea Ripley X Reader One-shot)

Okay, i know i said i was not going to any one-shot's yes and i was going to start small, but its the spooky season and this came to mind with it being Halloween and with the Five Night's At Freddy's movie coming out, (anyone excited for that btw!?) so bare with me. As always criticism and tips are appreciated and happy reading everyone!! ❤️❤️

Warning's: Short and rhea being a dick....and not in that way...ya weirdo's

-No one's pov-

"Oh god, why did i have to do this to myself!?" you said to yourself as you had the Five Night's At Freddy's (1) game opened and ready to go. Deciding to give it a shot since the first couple of game's were on sale for Halloween you thought "why not?" now you regret this decision.

"Okay, deep breath. First night should be fine right?! It's after that i gotta worry, you got this!" You hyped yourself up as you clicked 'New Game' and Night One 12:00 AM flashed across your screen. "Okay here we go."

-Meanwhile downstairs-

Rhea deiced to take a brake after cleaning up the house a bit, Considering you did it alot while she was on the road. She told you "Go find something to do love, let me clean for you, you've done enough." To which you kissed her on the cheek and thanked her multiple times while practically sprinting up the stairs.

Now here she was sitting on the couch with Barry's head in her lap, and Luna lounging around on the other side of the couch. Scrolling through her phone trying to find something to entertain herself during this mini break she was having.

"AHH!" You mother fucker!!" She heard coming from upstairs. She raised her eyebrow as she shot a look at the dogs, who obviously heard you considering both there head's and ear's were perked up and listening closely now.

"You fucken rabbit! Fuck off please I need the power!!!" She heard again. She chuckled to herself as she deiced to see what you were up to.

She slowly and as quietly as possible crept up the stair's and peered into your work room. She saw you playing....Five Night's At Freddy's!? She never knew you were into the games, let alone willing to PLAY them, but then she saw how tense you were and decided to have a bit of fun.

So as slowly and as quietly as she could she crept over, As Chica appeared at the door causing you to close it. "Great the gang's all here!! Now it's a party!! Go away!!!" You shouted basically at the monitor.

Rhea had to cover her mouth to stifle her laugh, as it would've blow her cover. She almost didn't scare you cause she felt bad. Almost.

"Oh come on 6 AM, Im almost out of power!" Rhea looked over to the top left side of the screen and saw 'Power 1%'. She waited for the right moment. 'Power 0%' all of the lights in the game went out and the door's opened.

"RAHHHHGGG!!!" "AHHHHH!!!!" You quickly spun around in your chair and threw your headphones off as you felt someone grab your shoulder's, only to find your lovable eradicator standing there dying of laughter.

"OH MY GOD!!! HA! HA! HA! THAT WAS GREAT!!!! SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOUR FACE!!! HA! HA!" She wiped a tear from her eye as you pouted and crossed your arms as your turned red from embarrassment.

"Your such a dick for that Rhea!" You smacked her arm, to which just giggled from it, trying not to laugh anymore. You then saw her eye's look behind you towards you monitor. "Im sorry babe, but i dont think your making it out of that one."

You looked behind you to see Freddy's face flashing in the doorway. You threw your hands up in aggravation and plopped back down into your chair. "Aw great you fucken bear, just killed me and get it over with!"

When the lights flickered off, you braced yourself for the jumpscare. Which never came cause you could hear the music start to play and your screen showed 5:59 AM switch to 6:00 AM.

You quickly squealed in excitement and hugged rhea as well, and who was she to reject one of your hug's? As you pulled away and looked at her. "I did it! i did it!!" You then proceeded to start doing a mini happy dance.

"What night was that anyways?" You paused your dancing as rhea asked that. "Uhhhhh....well you see.." Your screen flashed, '12:00 AM 2nd Night'.

Rhea just stared at you with a look of amusement and was about to say something when you pointed at her. "Not. A. Word." And sat back down in your chair and put your headset back on to try and beat the 2nd night.

You quickly looked to your left to see rhea pull up a spare chair and sit next to you to watch you play. You gave her a look of confusion and gratitude as you didn't have to suffer this alone.

When she looked at you and saw the look you were giving her, all she said was. "Ah i owe you, since i was a dick and scared you." She gave you a big smile. Which gave right back before giving her a quick kiss on the lips and then quickly turn back to the game to try and beat the 2nd night.

Now you just had to figure out how to get rhea back for that jumpscare.

[lemonduckisnowawake]

Rating (the translated, not actually OG) titles of manhwa/manga because I was bored

Monstrous Duke's Adopted Daughter/The Monster Duchess and Contract Princess - not egregiously long but boring when the story is actually interesting. 6/10. Rename it with something more snappish like the Adopted Shadow or whatever. idk. Have I mentioned I've been banned from naming things?

My In-Laws Are Obsessed with Me - 4/10. Also not horrible but it's clearly a clickbaity title and I roll my eyes. Better to rename it to like ..... something to do with blood maybe? Or if you want to keep it family-themed. Blood Ties? Also boring and you can tell I'm speaking from a western YA-genre reader

Beware the Villainess - 8/10. This needs no change

The Perks of Being an S-Class Heroine - .... it's exactly what the title says, ngl. 7/10. But it could be better and less of a summary. Don't know what, though

The Noble Girl Who Finds a Nerdy and Plain Guy Moe Thinks That the Arrogant Prince Is in the Way - 0/10. I just. Why? The official English title is something like The Lady Likes a Nerd over Princes, which I found weird but the summary was interesting (turns out it was a good manga. But the author just has zero respect for the agency of women. Like. Comically so that it's not even funny as it gets a tad bit narratively frustrating as it's used as a device to drag on the plot) Anyway. Just why?

An Archdemon's Dilemma: How to Love Your Elf Bride - 2/10. Not as unforgivable as the previous but horrible all the same. And while the concept was interesting and I gave it a try because it was a rec, it turned out to not be for me at all. The title is dramatic, I'll give you that. It reads like it's a self help book for demon kings who want to learn how to Love and that's basically the manga

Frieren: Beyond Journey's End/Frieren at the Funeral/Frieren the Slayer - 10/10. Look. Any of those titles are good. It doesn't pop out but neither does it force you to hide the title out of fear of being misunderstood

The Savior's Book Cafe Story in Another World - 5/10. Inoffensive but another summary title. You could have literally just called it the Savior's Otherworld Cafe instead. Or something

I Listened to My Husband and Brought in a Lover - 1/10. Encourages cheating with consent. Actually, the manhwa kinda did too (the husband cheated first and was like you should cheat too). At least people know what they're in for? Don't want to retitle it. It deserves it for starting with decent potential for that premise and kinda failing to deliver.

I Stole the Number One Ranker's Soul - 6/10. Again, it's pretty catchy and not terrible but I still don't like these summary titles. Manhwa is amazing, however.

Can't Stop Cursing You - 8/10. Dying laughing because it reads as someone going "man, I just... can't stop cursing you. Really can't help myself you know? Sorry not sorry" while zapping you repeatedly with curses. Still pretty stupid when the actual manga was REALLY shiny with all that horror and bloody gore and interesting plot

Gingerly in Love - 10/10. Trust me. Once I saw what it was about, I died laughing. Not the most memorable manhwa but the wordplay of the title....

The Tyrant Wants to Be Good - 6/10. Again. Inoffensive but there's something annoying to me personally. The manhwa is great, though. Love me a woman who makes her trauma everyone else's problem, regrets it, and then internalizes the guilt in her do-over at life so bad that she ends up getting aggressively adopted into a found family

I Got a New Skill Every Time I Was Exiled, and After 100 Different Worlds, I Was Unmatched - 0/10. Why are isekai titles actually the worst sometimes. Manga itself is meh, in my opinion. It has potential ruined by the usual commodification of women, so I dropped it despite my interest

Bonus:

A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court - 3/10. Twain really was isekai titling when he probably didn't know that Japan was even a thing, huh. Not terrible, but it has that isekai style of summarizing the premise.

Bonus again:

The Fortunes and Misfortunes of the Famous Moll Flanders Who was born in Newgate, and during a life of continu’d Variety for Threescore Years, besides her Childhood, was Twelve Years a Whore, five times a Wife (whereof once to her brother) Twelve Years a Thief, Eight Years a Transported Felon in Virginia, at last grew Rich, liv’d Honest and died a Penitent - -10/10. It was an okay book but you shouldn't have had this power over your book titles, Daniel Defoe. Seriously. My edition just says "Moll Flanders". Never have I wanted to shame a dead author more. It's not even an isekai but it's worse than an isekai title. It's a whole anime opening credits.

[yakumtsaki]

We begin this update with a sign of things to come, aka the appearance of this creepy orb with zzzz’s in the corner of our lot. I was freaking out about it thinking the lot is fucked, but it turned out to be..

..iVAN’S MIDSECTION. WTF

-𝙷𝙰𝙷𝙰.𝙴𝚇𝙴! 𝙶𝙾𝚃 𝚈𝙾𝚄; 𝙸'𝙼 𝙶𝙾𝙽𝙽𝙰 𝙿𝚄𝚃 𝙺𝙸𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙰 𝚆𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙴 𝙼𝚈 𝙾𝚁𝙱 𝚆𝙰𝚂 𝚂𝙾 𝙸'𝙻𝙻 𝙰𝙻𝚆𝙰𝚈𝚂 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝙰 𝙵𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙽𝙳; -Well that’s my cue to fuck off-

-It’s been shit knowing you, flops! -GOODBYE KITANA, WOOOOOOOF💔 -Shut up, Veronica, you pencil-necked freak. Alright beam me up, bony bozo. -UH, YOU KNOW, ARE YOU SURE YOU DON’T WANNA LIVE A LITTLE LONGER, WE COULD WORK SOMETHING OUT💀 -Ohoho nice try, pussyboi, now take me with you before you catch these claws. -GOOD LORD💀

Ya Grim I know, our Kitana sure was special❤️ RIB, baby (Rest In Blood).

In the meantime, my attempts to make Felina and Bartholomew unhate each other continue..

..and are clearly DOOMED. Bro why. WHY DO YOU TWO EVEN HATE EACH OTHER, I DON’T GET IT. You have the only pair of good parents we’ve ever produced, wtf is your problem.

-It’s biological!!!

What??

-Failina is right for once, the return of the recessive ginger genes brought the Union spirit back with it!

Oh wow that’s just great, we better save some of this Union spirit in the pantry in case recession hits. Fml. I DID manage to make them un-enemies, they just regularly hate each other now, so yay me :(

After Don’s death so close to Jojo’s bummed me the fuck out I gave the rest of the elders elixir and I don’t care! I can’t have major deaths each update, I’m not strong enough.

-Well don’t worry, I’m gonna do the hard work for you and kill Sophie right now!

Glitched Butler #8 istg. I can’t believe I had to go back to hiring these losers because of how useless iVan is.

Case in point, Bartholomew misses the bus because he wants to watch the iVan-Sandy Deathmatch of the Undead.

-Geez, it’s so violent!

THAT’S WHAT YOU DO WITH FELINA ALL DAY

-I know, let me write down some tips!

Cyn is in deep mourning, she’s been rolling 0 romantic wants (!!!) all she wants to do is chill and play with the pets💔

-No, Jack Do, I don’t want to elope with you and ‘live in Al Simhara as Indiana Jones impersonators’, stop calling here before I sic my killbot on you🌸

Omg Cyn I know what would make you feel better, how about planning Felina’s birthday party?? (*ominous music*)

-Omg I would love that!💗

Omg yay!💗

-𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝙽 𝙸 𝙵𝙸𝙽𝙸𝚂𝙷 𝚆����𝚃𝙷 𝙼𝚈 𝚂𝙸𝙶𝙽𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙴 𝙼𝙾𝚅𝙴, 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚂𝙽𝙾𝚆𝙱𝙻𝙾𝚆𝙴𝚁; -What is that? -𝙸𝚃'𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝚆𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙴 𝙸 𝙰𝙲𝚃𝚄𝙰𝙻𝙻𝚈 𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙽 𝙸𝙽𝚃𝙾 𝙰 𝚂𝙽𝙾𝚆𝙱𝙻𝙾𝚆𝙴𝚁;

Bartholomeow please.

-Fine, I’ll do something useful!

How about that pile of homework, Mr C+?

-How about iVan’s job! Man I wish I was a robot butler, then I’d never lose a fight to Failina again! I won’t step foot in school until I’m the ultimate fighting machine! 

Sophie can you talk to this brat, please?

-In a minute, finally a kid around here with the sports OTH! You won’t believe what a nerd your dad was when he was your age, Barth. -Oh he still is, I broke his jaw the other day playing catch. -That’s my boy!

-I’m back from school and I got another A+ and it’s my birthday!!! My life could literally not be better!!!! (*ominous music*)

-Dad, dad, I got another A+!!! So much better than Barfolomew, right?? Right??? You know he skipped school today!!!! -Oh that’s amazing, sweetie, as is Sandy all of a sudden!

Of course. OF COURSE YOU’RE INTO SANDY NOW THAT SHE’S BANGING A RELATIVE OF YOURS. I hate these Gunther genes so fucking much. Whatever, time for Felina’s party! (*ominous music intensifies*)

Good job, Cyn, super cute!

-Yay! Blow out your candles, baby!🌸 -WOOOO GO FELINA -You know what, I’m just gonna stand here. 

Shajar I’m already regretting giving you elixir. Go on Fel!  

-NOT SO FAST

WHAT. BARTHOLOMEOW OH MY GOD

-HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR SIS

D U D E

YA SEEMS ABOUT RIGHT

HE STRAIGHT UP CAME DOWNSTAIRS TO RUIN HER PARTY AND LEFT. UN.REAL

-Ok, let’s all pretend what happened didn’t happen, GO FELINA WOOO💗 -GREAT PARTY BABY, GO ON -Um, am I the only one who saw Bartholomeow beat her up?

NOT NOW SUGAR, CAN IT

YAY, happy birthday, Fel! Man she looks like an exact Sophie/Shajar mix aka exactly like Sophito but with Liz’s nose! Adorb! Now let’s roll for aspiration..

FAMILY?!? LMAO a lil ironic isn’t it?? 

-MY FAMILY WILL CRUSH BARFOLOMEOW’S FAMILY

Well when you put it like that. Love that chemistry panel too, either Felina is ending up with a woman or an eyelinered bejeweled Don type. Let’s pray for the former. 

-I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT THAT LITTLE SHIT DID TO ME. I CALL ON HEAVEN AND EARTH TO WITNESS MY CURSE: A PLAGUE ON BARFOLOMEOW AND ALL HIS DESCENDANTS 

Alright, let’s lighten up, shall we? 

That’s better, Sandy and iVan are here to ruin this party’s score even further! Great job, you two!

Meanwhile Bartholomeow.. is doing THIS. Bro I CAN’T

-I’M SO HAPPY >:D

Barth are you an actual demon? I’m not even kidding. 

I try to cheer up Felina by having her light up these firecrackers or whatever they are, UNAWARE THEY CAN MAKE SIMS CATCH FIRE. I’M SO SORRY

-HAHAHA boy is my granddaughter a loser! 

SHAJAR

-Oh Leo, I think I’m ready for my first post-mourning wooho right here during Felina’s party!💗

FFS

-WHY IS MY FAMILY LIKE THIS

Why did you ROLL family when your family is like this is the better question.

-I’ll light up these fireworks to distract everyone and then I’m getting the fuck outta here!

FELINA NO. DON’T MESS WITH PYROTECNHICS AGAIN

Oh ok it worked!

-WOW SPARKLY -AMAZING -WOOOO SHINNY FIRE -BEST PARTY EVER

What’s killing me is this actually was one of our best parties ever, everyone but Felina had a great time?? OVER

-Oh God, this is still going on?🌸

Ya apparently?! Ugh. 

-It was so hot watching you brawl with iVan during my niece’s party, babe. -Y̷O̴U K̵N̴O̷W I̷'̸M̸ P̵U̷R̷E̴ C̵L̸A̴S̷S🧟‍♀️

Felina’s party appropriately ends with a cowplant-cake-tree-fire. Clarabelle, how many times do I have to tell you to be careful with that goddamn candle?!

-MOOOO >:(

All madeover and ready to go! What are you going for here, a Dark Phoenix vibe?

-That’s exactly it, as this party was my supervillain origin story. 

Ok that’s a little dramatic-

-𝙸𝚃 𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙻𝙻𝚈 𝙸𝚂𝙽'𝚃, 𝙸 𝚆𝙰𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙴;

YA not helping, iVan.

-𝙸'𝙼 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙶𝚁𝙰𝙼𝙼𝙴𝙳 𝚃𝙾 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙿;

Trust me, I know!

-ENOUGH. This family’s degeneracy has been allowed to fester for far too long. I will finish what Grandpa Jojo started, by pruning the diseased family tree! All glory to the House of Union! Are you with me, iVan?

-𝙸 𝙰𝙲𝚃𝚄𝙰𝙻𝙻𝚈 𝙻𝙸𝙺𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙷𝙾𝙻𝙾𝙼𝙴𝙾𝚆 𝙱𝙴𝚃𝚃𝙴𝚁;

-I’m the only one who knows how to fix you.

-𝙸'𝙼 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚆𝙰𝚈;

Ok Felina you’re creeping me out, you’re the good one! 7 nice points!

-Nice Felina died in a firecracker accident! But from the ashes, I was reborn.. And from the ashes of this family, a new family will rise..

OMG IT’S OUR FIRST ONE OF @lamare-sims​​ custom LTWS!!!! Wish it was happening under less deranged circumstances but what can you do. 

[fangirls-fanfiction]

Chapter Six

Sorry it’s kinda short 😅

Story below undercut:

She didn't mean to scare Dice. She didn't mean to hurt Dice. She was just so angry. She soon found she was more angry at the situation than she ever was at Dice, but now it was too late. Dice hated her and she couldn't blame her.

She didn't even leave her office, she just couldn't. Not when so many demons and imps would be asking why Dice left in such a hurry. Or perhaps it wasn't just that.

She'd gotten what she wanted; that feeling in the pit of her stomach was gone. But now there was something in its place. She didn't often feel it, but it wasn't impossible for her to feel. What was it called again...?

Right... Guilt.

A knock at her door grabbed her attention, getting her to sit up from leaning on her desk.

"Who is it?" She asked.

"Henchwoman, Boss, can I come in?" Her loyal companion said through the door.

"Is it important?" The Devil asked.

"D'uhm... I kinda wanted to just check on ya. You haven't left your office since Miss Dice ran off— Why'd she run outta your office anyway? Were you two fightin— "

"Henchwoman. Please." The Devil was tense, choking back her tears. "Please leave me be... I... I need to be alone..."

"So ya don't wanna talk about it?"

The demon paused, staring at her desk as she scratched at its surface with a sharp, black fingernail. She really did. Not with Henchwoman, but she wanted to talk to Dice. Tell her how sorry she was. That she didn't mean to hurt her. That she knew Dice was trying to help, regardless of what happened. Dice couldn't have known about her scars. She couldn't have know how sensitive the topic was. It wasn't her fault—

"Boss?"

"No." She snapped. "Just... Just Leave me alone..."

"Of course, Boss."

At the sound of her loyal companion's footsteps walking away, the Queen of Hell folded her arms back on her desk, burying her face in them.

Why'd she have to lose her temper with Dice? She was only trying to help and she didn't even give her so much as a 'thank you' for it. Dice couldn't have known what the scars meant. And still, guilt and regret hadn't eaten her up to this extent since...

There was another knock at the door, the Devil having enough of her companion bothering her.

"Go away, Henchwoman." Her voice was muffled as she hadn't moved from her spot, but she still tried to seem intimidating.

To her annoyance, the door opened and closed anyway, the sound of footsteps approaching her desk. About to tell Henchwoman off for not listening, the demon sat up, her voice immediately cutting off before it even started.

That explains why she didn't listen; it wasn't Henchwoman—

"Dice!" The Devil scrambled out of her seat, trying to make herself look more presentable as she hadn't exactly made time for her morning routine or anything. "Wh— What are you doing here?"

"I... I needed to talk to you." Queen Dice said, fixing the cuffs of her sleeves.

The demon opened her mouth to talk before her, Dice beating her to it.

"Listen, I... I should apologize for yesterday."

"Wh— What?" The demon blinked.

"I shouldn't have brought up... Well... You know... I guess I just... I dunno..."

"Dice— "

"I'm just really, really sorry, and... And I'll except any punishment you have for me." Queen Dice's head hung low.

"No!"

She immediately looked up, blinking those green eyes.

"What?"

"You're... You're not in trouble, Dice." Lucifer explained, grabbing her by her shoulders, Queen Dice flinching at her touch. "I overreacted. You couldn't have known why I have those scars. You were just trying to help... This... This isn't your fault."

"But it is, Boss." Dice attempted to take a step back, the Devil holding her still so she knew she was listening.

"Dice, whether or not you brought them up— Or— Or whatever... I... I hurt you."

"It... It didn't even hurt that bad."

Furrowing her eyebrows, the Queen of Hell grabbed her by her wrist. Queen Dice flinched, the demon pausing before handling it much more carefully. Rolling her sleeve up, she was surprised and frankly relieved to see that there was indeed no bruising. Though judging by how tense the woman was, it still hurt. Without a word, the demon headed to a cabinet, dining through it while muttering to herself.

"Boss, why won't you let me apologize?!" Queen Dice started to sound angry.

"Because it wasn't your fault, it was mine." The Devil replied, finally finding a small file and coming back to Dice.

"Not, it's mine."

"Dice, stop arguing with me."

Queen Dice scoffed, rolling her eyes, the Devil glaring at her.

"You're very stubborn you know." Dice chuckled.

The demon raised an eyebrow, gently taking her by her hand again. Slowly and steadily, she placed one drop of the liquid in the file on Dice's wrist.

"What was that?" Queen Dice raised an eyebrow.

"Healing elixir, duhh." The Devil snapped back. "I have it in case of an emergency; like a transaction goes wrong or a demon goes rogue or... Or those kinds of things."

"So..."

"It'll help your wrist, even if I didn't break it. But just in case, you should take the rest of the day off. Try not to use it as much as you can— "

She stopped, noticing Queen Dice staring up at her, blinking. Glancing from her hand and back to her face, the demon raised an eyebrow.

"What?"

Without warning, Dice dove in for a hug. Surprised by her action, the Devil squirmed a bit in her arms, unsure if she should push Dice away or return the hug. It was overwhelming, feeling a person this close to her after all these years. And it was embarrassing to admit that this simple hug was the first time she'd been embraced in a long time.

"Thank you for caring about me..." Queen Dice said, just above a mumble.

Finally returning the embrace, the Devil hugged her close, leaning her head atop hers. This feeling was overwhelming; she felt her heart thumping nearly out of her chest, her head reeling as heat rose to her face. To her utter horror, the feeling returned, faster and stronger than it had the first time.

Yet something about this was... Soothing. It didn't panic her like before. Something about standing there, hugging Dice, made her feel sure of herself. That this feeling wasn't wrong.

"You're welcome."

Queen Dice backed away enough to look Lucifer in the eye.

"And I— I really am sorry, Dice… I never meant to hurt you…”

“Thank you Boss.”

Queen Dice stood on her tip toes, giving the Devil a small kiss on the cheek. Very short and sweet, with hardly any compassion behind it; but it still set her face ablaze— Metaphorically thankfully.

Dice backed up, still staring at her until she turned to the door. The Devil found herself staring, at a loss for any words or actions other than keeping her eyes on the woman. Glancing at her one last time, Queen Dice clicked the door shut.

Blinking and shaking her head, Lucifer came back to the reality, balancing herself on her desk as she touched her other hand to her cheek.

Queen Dice kissed her.

Queen Dice kissed her!

Queen Dice kissed her!

A soft smile coming across her lips, she giggled to herself. Her head was high in the clouds, but she didn't care. Queen Dice kissed her! All she could do was giggle and spin around like a middle school girl. She hadn't felt like this in centuries— No, eons. That wonderful, fuzzy feeling fluttering in her chest.

She stopped spinning, happily grabbing her trident and teleporting to her personal quarters. Giggling to herself once again, she stopped, catching a he sight of herself in the reflection of her mirror. Her smile faded, staring into those piercing, red eyes. Even with her form she chose to deceive people, she knew what this face meant. The purpose she was burdened with. No matter how beautiful someone might be, no one on Heaven or Earth has ever or will ever be able to see past that.

[helleboretks]

um um!! what about 40 with sskk :0

Of course! 40's all yours!

(well, not really bc another person also requested 40 but ya get what I mean, yeah? Ya feel me?)

Prompt: "Come on, quit being stubborn and admit it!"

"WEHEHERETIGER!!"

Atsushi suppressed his own giggles as agile fingers skittered across his lover's sides, the man erupting in laughter that set his heart on fire.

Akutagawa leaned far back into the couch, torso sprawled across Atsushi's lap as he laughed hysterically, losing himself to the electrifying sensations and simultaneously attempting to push away the offensive fingers.

"I know you like this, Ryuu~!! Come on, quit being stubborn and admit it!" The fact that not only did Akutagawa wheeze and laugh a pitch higher, but he wasn't even attempting to use Rashomon to get himself out of the situation said way too much about this whole thing.

"NEHEHEHEVEHEHER, YOU FIEHEHEHEND!!!"

Huh. Well alright then.

Atsushi's hands skittered down to his hips, knowing what a sweet spot that was and digging in without warning. Akutagawa choked on a laugh and his legs practically kicked straight, up, also without warning.

He expected a big reaction, sure. Akutagawa always was very reactive towards tickling. Like radioactivity.

He did not, however, expect the other to lock him in a chokehold with his legs.

Holy shit is this how he'd die!?

Akutagawa, feeling the dizzying effects, jerked himself this way and that, flinging Atsushi's head with him as he laughed and guffawed, both unable to escape the other's clutches.

"Akutagahawa!!! Let gohoho!!" Atsushi laughed, but Akutagawa vehemently shook his head, clearly thinking this would be logical punishment for Atsushi giving him the torture he actually enjoyed. This was unfair! How dare he!

Atsushi was impulsive, wiggling his head to tilt upwards to nimbly sink his teeth into the tickling thigh in front of him, nibbling away. Sure this would get him to let go-

"AAAAAAAAAHAHAHA-"

CRACK!

......

Safe to say, Atsushi had to go to a chiropractor in the next two hours.

No regrets. For Akutagawa at least.

[dirtytransmasc]

Do you think the Spellman siblings, particularly the twins, resent the adults?

Like Jake, Neytiri, Norm, and others for not being, ya know, proper adults to Spider and thus, leaving his care to them.

And maybe even the Omaticaya as a whole for not accepting Spider.

They don't regret making Spider their brother for a second but there has to be some resentment for the fact they more or less had to raise him.

It probably plays into why they accept Quaritch and the other recoms.

yeah, a little bit, I think they try not to hold grudges, as grudges are what created a fair bit of the mess spider's in, but its hard not to be peeved when you've almost singlehandedly raised a kid not much younger than yourself. they at least attempt to be more so frustrated than angry or resentful (does it always work, absolutely not, does it make life a little bit more bearable, sometimes), frustrated that amongst all the other kids amonst the scientists and the omaticaya, spider, the one who tries his hardest to fit in with both (he's a fucking genius whose soul is tied to the woods and to Eywa, who lives by the way of The People, and who puts all his effort into his studies), he is the one outcasted in a way. They're frustrated that he was never taken in by anyone. there is also a lot more disdain for humans/avatars, because they are shunning away one of their own, they have no excuse for their behaviour, where as the na'vi at least have some reason (not that it justifies it) for their treatment of spider.

spider is their brother, and they are angry for him, since he is so insistent on not being angry, being complicit, because no matter how badly it hurts, he just wants to accept what little he is given and go on with his life.

this plays a huge role in them accepting the recoms, because these people who have 0 tie to them, 0 reason to want to take care of them, are the first people to step up for all of them.

[platonic-qpr-selfshipping]

OKAY i was thinking hard what sort of series i was into that you did not watch XDDD

although i don't f/o anyone from the series (but maybe i should) i think you could easily befriend Eve Louise from Visual Prison!

They are really kind and sweet but they have a lot of regrets towards their past, I'm sure they would love your equally caring nature!!

this turned kind of long because of the photos so XD dont be scared bro come here read this find new f/os trust me /hj

hehe im fully supporting the possible new f/os your way bro, and thank you sm for sending this!! I really like their design :0 I would ask them if they would let me braid their hair, gives me the vibe that it could take us a bit of time to get closer but we would still be there for each other along the way :0 I know almost nothing about this series though so this is merely based on vibes XD

as for you hMMMM there's two characters from Fire Emblem Three Houses that come to my mind:

first, I think Seteth would easily notice what it is that you are the most passionate about and would find joy in listening to you talk about it and try support you however he can. not so sure about what kind of f/o you could consider him to be, but he's there and I think he would like you XD as for Caspar, this lil guy with blue hair and pronouns, he's. he's so dedicated to getting stronger and doing what it is right for him and positive. he gives me a bit of Kuko vibes so maybe he could also become a little bro whose shoulders serve you to rest your arms on because you're much taller lmao, and maybe he'll use that as an excuse to drag you into some training of some sort because he wants to make sure his height does not suppose any kind of trouble in battle

extra Seteth pic just because

as from another source, I was thinking about Noragami and came to these conclusions:

first, Kiun, who would listen to you quietly and attentively, is wise but also kind of an airhead sometimes. would love your interest in any aspect of mythology you'd like to know about and would maybe help you know more about some stuff, I bet the way he starts to feel closer to you overtime would come as a surprise for him

Daikoku. this scary looking man at first would straight up adopt you the second you show any inconvenience is happening to you wherever you are. he's got powers and stuff, if you let him he'll just bring you to his house and make dinner for ya, he likes to cook, get things under control and let kids be kids. he cares a lot about others and he would care a lot about you

extra random Kiun little comic I found without context

[crappyyuki]

Zenonia~

Not Zenonia 3 this time. Thank Argos.

It's the squad! Regretism if you will. Regret mitosed! Kidding. He didn't. Sorta.

Pretty sure I already explained why there's four Regrets in another post. But to summarize, Regret kinda fractured his essence so that Shaturu wouldn't be able to get all of his power.

Does that mean that Shaturu has some of his power? Absolutely. But without the Ladon power part. Ladon's power is passed on to the next Regret trying to save the world because he would be dead without it. So in this case, Slayer Regret has it.

I also nicknamed them. Druid is Drew, Ranger is Ray, Blader is Blade—so creative I know—and finally Slayer as Adas because of reasons.

Did I mention that Drew is from loop 1? And that loop 0 Regret is also a thing? And that he's half of all Regret's existence? And how that means that the Regret squad is only using half of their power and splitting it apart because they don't want Shaturu to absorb all of them? And that means that Slayer is just a quarter of Regret? If not, here ya go!

Wonder how the dark power is balanced when Regret isn't whole? Hmm...

Oh yeah. Drew has a bone mask while Ray has a fedora. Didn't draw them because I was lazy. I also apparently forgot Adas' scarf. Woops. That's why Blade was looking more detailed than the others. My bad.

I imagine Drew being the mischievous lazy one. He likes pranking people and trolling Shaturu when he gets a bit close to finding him. He's not active that much in his run because he doesn't really know what he's doing yet. He's trying to find the opportunity to strike and thinks that he can take Shaturu on his own but uh, that didn't work out too well. He got caught. So he cut up his leg to get away from Shaturu.

While Drew is devious and arrogant, Ray is not. He's a bit more calculating and solemn. He's the quiet type to contemplate on what to do next. Too much in fact that Anya almost got killed. So, finally being decisive, Ray decides to sacrifice himself so Anya can escape because she's their only hope now. He gets tortured. Very badly. Hence why he's asleep, again.

Blade is serious. Very serious and very reckless despite being the monotone constant poker face one. With Ray being indecisive, Blade is the impulsive one. Rushing through things and destroying the Mark of Ladons quicker than the others. He's getting sick and tired of the loop and so is Shaturu. Everyone is killed. Shaturu gets the taste of Blade's fury. The whole shebang.

Now Adas. Uh. He's a mess. Being a quarter of yourself plus with every other Regret's memories (read: trauma) showing up in fragments does a lot to your mental state. While every Regret did things solo, he accidentally gets adopted by the Royal Knights and is held captive (affectionate). He gets to make connections and friendships so when he fails to defeat Shaturu, he gets help not only from Chael but also from Ruira and Haz because they aren't commanders for nothing. Much like Drew and also Ray, he doesn't know what he's doing. More than that, he doesn't know what's going on most of the time. He just knows that he has to kill something, save people, and live. He's just vibing most of the time. In constant panic. Like a chihuahua. That's probably why he got adopted.

So to recap, devious overconfidence, calculating indecisiveness, impatient frustration, then panic confusion.

What a lovely friend group.

[roadtogracelandx45]

Prompt List updated March 27th

I am starting with 70 for now, I may add or change them going forward. but for now these were the ones i had in my notebook. i got all of them off of Pinterest. Some already have names by them but go ahead and request them again if you like the prompt and I can redo them.

Fandoms I write for:

Top Gun Maverick: All

Elvis: Elvis

One Chicago: Kelly Severide, Jay Halstead, Will Halstead, Connor Rhodes, Adam Ruzek

Avengers: Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Bucky Barnes, Natasha, Clint Barton, Peter Parker

Triple Frontier: Will Miller and Benny Miller

Four Brothers: Bobby Mercer, Jack Mercer

Sons of Anarchy: Jax Teller, Opie Winston, Juice Ortiz, David Hale,

Fast and Furious: Dom Toretto, Roman Peirce, Brian O'Conner, Letty Ortiz

Band of Brothers: Wild Bill, Babe, Malarkey, Nixon, Winters, Joe Toye

Twilight: All of the Cullens, Jacob Black and Bella Swan

Harry Potter: All

WWE/TNA/AEW/ ROH : Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose, Stephanie McMahon, Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Chris Jericho, CM Punk, The Young Bucks, Adam Cole, Bobby Fish, Kyle O'Reilly, Roderick Strong, Chris Sabin, Alex Shelley, Randy Orton, Edge, Christian Cage, Matt Hardy, Jeff Hardy, Hurricane Helms. Mr. Kennedy

Supernatural- Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Cas

The West Wing: Josh Lyman, Sam Seaborn

Game of Thrones: Robb Stark, Jon Snow, and Sansa Stark

Lord of the Rings/ The Hobbit: Thorin, Fili, Kili, Bilbo, Legolas, Aragon.

Black Sails: Billy Bones, James Flint, Eleanor, Charles Vane, Anne Bonney, John Silver

Law and Order SVU: All

Hawaii Five-0: All

SWAT: All

Yellowstone: Kayce Dutton, Rip Wheeler, Beth Dutton, Jamie Dutton.

Crash- Kenny

Southland- John Cooper, Ben Sherman

Gotham- Jim Gordon

White Collar- Matthew Keller

The Mighty Ducks- All

The Outsiders- All

Masters of the Air- all

Newsies- Jack Kelly, Davey, Spot Colin, Mush, Kid Blink

*****

01 “Oh you think I am cute when I am angry? Well get ready because I am about to be gorgeous.”  

02. “I can’t lose you again. Can’t  you see that? I am not strong enough.” 

03. “Marry me’ 

04. “I’m not jealous.” 

05.  “Kiss my ass.” 

06.  “Were you ever gonna tell me?” 

07. “Excuse you?”

08.  “This is all your fault.” 

09. “It’s not fair.” 

10. “Game Over, you lose.” 

11.  “Is she always this obnoxious?” “Oh, she is just getting warmed up.” 

12. “We don’t need to control them. We need to unleash them.” 

13. “It should have never come to this.” 

14. “I’m not a lot of people’s favorite person.” 

15. “I shouldn’t have wasted 3 years on someone when Russia could have sent me a good bottle of vodka.” 

16.  “Can we have this conversation when you aren’t upset?” 

17. “Come over here and make me, why don’t ya?” 

18.  “I am tired of being your secret.” 

19. “Mess with them, you mess with me.” 

20. “I don’t want to sleep alone tonight.” 

21. “ I am coming to get you. Stay there.” 

22. “Are you safe?” “I, I don’t know.” 

23.  “This is why I don’t let myself fall in love.” 

24. “You are my regret.” 

25. “You have to make a choice.” 

26. “Put the knife down.” 

27. “Jokes on them.” 

28. “The way you flirt is shameless.” 

29. “With all due respect, I’m going to ignore everything you just said.” 

30. “It’s me! It’s me baby! Calm down.” 

31.  “Have you lost your damn mind?” 

32.  “Hey, I am here with you. Okay? Always.”

33. “Hold me back.” 

34.  “You aren’t a bad guy.” 

35. “You know we are meant to be.” 

36. “Mine.”

37. “Seriously, you are a manchild.”

38.  “I get it alright! I fucked up!” 

39. “She’s dead! I killed her!” 

40. “You smell nice.”

41.  “I think I am pregnant.”/ “I am pregnant, not helpless. Stop worrying so much.” 

42. “So what if I am jealous? Its not gonna change anything.” 

43. “You owe me.”

44. “Be careful.” “I always am.” 

45. “Take my jacket, it's cold outside.” 

46. “I am not some toy  you can play with.” 

47. “Just play long. Please.’

48.  “I did something terrible.’ 

49. “Don’t hurt the hair on their head.’ 

50. “I got your back.” 

51. "I told you not to get too close to me."

52. "How long?' "Since the beginning."

53. "Touch her and you're dead."

54. "Baby, we are the law."

55. "Baby, don't make me spell it out. You know I want you."

56. "I will always choose you."

57. "What happened? I told you to stay by my side!"

58. "Don't you dare!"

59. "Well what can I say? I am a badass."

60. "Excuse me, I have to go and make a scene."

61. "Before this happens, I need you to know that I have always loved you." 1

62. "No panties, baby girl?" 1

63. "Well you are coming home with me whether you like it or not."

64. "That looks hard. Let's switch."

65. "Saddle up doll."

66. "Like what you see?"

67. "Don't pretend to be innocent."

68. "You're mine. And I don't share."

69. "Welcome back, now fucking help me."

70. "Don't be an asshole, asshole."

[connectionxterminated]

Rating ALL the Mario Kart 8 Deluxe soundtracks because I'm autistic!

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Mushroom Cup ;;

Mario Kart Stadium: 7/10. It's the first soundtrack in the first cup. Classic, but good. I like it.

Water Park: 8/10. Genuinely really enjoy this one. It sound very beachy which I really enjoy.

Sweet Sweet Canyon: 4/10. Definitely not my favourite. When I play Mario Kart I expect upbeat and playful music which is exactly what this is, but I just feel like it's missing something.

Thwomp Ruins: 3/10. Eh. Doesn't do it for me.

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Flower Cup ;;

Mario Circuit: 5/10. It's just okay.

Toad Harbour: 8/10. It gives me Pokémon vibes and I don't know why. I vibe with it.

Twisted Mansion: 10/10. Honestly really fucking good. Lives up to its name and is a banger tbh.

Shy Guy Falls: 10/10. Yes please. Give me more of this thank you.

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Star Cup ;;

Sunshine Airport: 0/10. I just don't vibe with it. I don't enjoy.

Dolphin Shoals: 9/10. Again, beachy vibe. I like it.

Electrodome: 6/10. Meh. Could be better, but still pretty good.

Mount Wario: 5/10. Another meh for me over here.

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Special Cup ;;

Cloudtop Cruise: 10/10. It's a classic. Ya gotta love it.

Bone-Dry Ruins: 4/10. Genuinely thought I'd like this a little more, but nope.

Bowser's Castle: 10/10. It's Bowser. Need I say more? It's a head-banger for sure.

Rainbow Road: 2/10. Eh.

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Egg Cup ;;

Yoshi Circuit: 10/10. Again, a classic. Absolute banger.

Excitebike Arena: 2/10. Where'd the excitement???

Dragon Driftway: 9/10. Okay, now we're talking.

Mute City: 10/10. yes please.

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Crossing Cup ;;

Baby Park: 5/10. It's okay.

Cheese Land: 0/10. Why does this even exist.

Wild Woods: 0/10. Too calm for me personally.

Animal Crossing: 10/10. I'm an Animal Crossing enthusiast.

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Shell Cup ;;

Moo Moo Meadows: 2/10. ????

Mario Circuit: 3/10. I kindly ask you to stop.

Cheep Cheep Beach: 7/10. Kinda lost the beach element, it's still there, but it's also not.

Toads Turnpike: 0/10. Stop.

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Banana Cup ;;

Dry Dry Desert: 9/10. Feels nice.

Donut Plains 3: 0/10. No thank you.

Royal Raceway: 1/10. Where is the royalty feeling???

DK Jungle: 10/10. No regrets.

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Leaf Cup ;;

Wario Stadium: 5/10. Got a bit better than last time.

Sherbet Land: 0/10. Can I leave?

Music Park: 0/10. No.

Yoshi Valley: 7/10. Gives Yoshi.

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Lightning Cup ;;

Tick-Tock Clock: 9/10. Silly. I like it.

Piranha Plant Slide: 7/10. It sure is.

Grumble Volcano: 10/10. Is it okay??

Rainbow Road: 10/10. Genuinely enjoy it.

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Zelda Cup ;;

Wario Goldmine: 0/10. Please stop.

Rainbow Road: 0/10. Gives me anxiety. What is even happening.

Ice Ice Outpost: 10/10. Toads always come in clutch.

Hyrule Circuit: 1/10. As much as I love TLOZ, this one doesn't do it for me.

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Bell Cup ;;

Neo-Bowser City: 1/10. Nuh-uh.

Ribbon Road: 8/10. Okay, alright, I hear ya.

Super Bell Subway: 0/10. No thank you.

Big Blue: 100/10. Y E S.

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DLC WAVES:

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Golden Mushroom Cup ;;

Paris Promenade: 0/10. French people don't exist silly!

Toad Circuit: 0/10. Carbon copy of Mario Circuit.

Choco Mountain: 0/10. No.

Coconut Mall: 100/10. Get coconut malled idiot.

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Bell Cup 2 ;;

Tokyo Blur: 4/10. It exists.

Shroom Ridge: 10/10. It's a vibe.

Sky Garden: 6/10. Nice feel to it.

Ninja Hideaway: 10000/10. TOP FUCKING 3.

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Turnip Cup ;;

New York Minute: 0/10. I don't vibe.

Mario Circuit 3: 0/10. Im in hell.

Kalimari Desert: 0/10. ???

Waluigi Pinball: 10/10. Only because Waluigi got recognition.

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Fly Mushroom Cup ;;

Sydney Sprint: 0/10. Help.

Snow Land: 9/10. Getting somewhere finally!

Mushroom Gorge: 100000/10. AGAIN, TOP FUCKING 3.

Sky-High Sundae: 0/10. No.

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Rock Shroom Cup ;;

London Loop: 10/10. I vibe.

Boo Lake: 5/10. It's here.

Rock Rock Mountain: 8/10. I like it!

Maple Treeway: 10000/10. NOT TOP THREE THO. JUST BECAUSE WIGGLER.

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Moon Cup ;;

Berlin Byways: 10/10. Fuck yeah!!

Peach Gardens: 0/10. Please leave me alone.

Merry Mountain: 6/10. Merry chrisler

Rainbow Road: 0/10. I can't escape.

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Peach Cup ;;

Amsterdam Drift: 7/10. I'm vibing, I'm vibing.

Riverside Park: 2/10. ok.

DK Summit: 5/10. Yeah it exists.

Yoshis Island: 10/10. Please do more of this. I like this.

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Boomerang Cup ;;

Bangkok Rush: 0/10. It's certainly... unique..?

Mario Circuit: 0/10. STOP. PLEASE. LET ME FREE.

Waluigi Stadium: 100/10. MORE RECOGNITION FOR OUR BOY.

Singapore Speedway: 2/10. Uh.

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Feather Cup ;;

Athens Dash: 10/10. Sounds regal, I love this one.

Daisy Cruiser: 6/10. Yeah.

Moonview Highway: 10/10. I'm vibing!!

Squeaky Clean Sprint: 100/10. For the ducky alone. It's a mecore track.

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Cherry Cup ;;

Los Angeles Laps: 0/10. No.

Sunset Wilds: 10/10. Feels very Shy-Guy and I'm 100% here for it.

Koopa Cape: 10/10. Yes please.

Vancouver Velocity: 10/10. Familiar for some reason.

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Acorn Cup ;;

Rome Avanti: 5/10. Fancy.

DK Mountain: 10/10. Oooo!

Daisy Circuit: 10/10. Just because it has Daisy and Luigi dancing.

Piranha Plant Cove: 8/10. I can vibe with it!

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Blue Shell Cup ;;

Madrid Drive: 10/10. I vibe.

Rosalinas Iceworld: 10/10. Again, more recognition for our girl is needed Nintendo!!!

Bowser Castle 3: 100000/10. TOP FUCKING 3. HOLY SHIT.

Rainbow Road: 7/10. Got a bit better!

[dailybackrooms]

Day 220 - The Beginning

You've heard of The End, now get ready for this. Though not quite the catalyst for everything you've come to know, it remains responsible for the conception of many things nonetheless. And don't go too far either, that's the umpteenth ticket directly into The Void.

What do you wanna look for in here? Well, there's a pretty handy room you might run into. Once you're there, you'll then be one filing cabinet away from documents covering the entirety of The Backrooms; or, at least, everything about it wanderers have uncovered.

Then, there is a lonesome computer. You can kind of just do whatever you want with it, as long as the commands you put in affect only things within the confines of the level. So, don't think you can convert the entire Backrooms into a safe haven with just a few keystrokes. But yeah, that's kind of it besides a bunch of server rooms which aren't quite odd enough to warrant another paragraph.

Oh yeah, the MEG was nice this time around and provided a list of commands usable on the computer. Here goes!

/help - Lists out commands, even though you're reading this right now anyways, sooo...

/spawn - Spawns in a hologram of any entity you want. It doesn't really do anything, but it's cool to look at for five seconds.

/transport - This is a good one. You can go to literally wherever you want with this thing, and you only need to get knocked out for a bit before waking up in there.

/delete - This one isn't quite working, but it's pretty obvious this is supposed to erase levels or entities from existence. A little OP, so it just not working makes sense.

/clear - Clears the console, ya goof.

/exit - Not working either. Guess you'll need a little more brain power than that if you want to go home...

/undo - Made an oopsie? It's alright, just use this! Doing it twice will just redo what you previously undid, by the way.

/visualize - Same thing as /transport, but you don't actually go anywhere. You just get to look around. It also works with Frontrooms locations, so if you need to reminisce regarding your previous life a little more, there you go.

/patch - As said before, parts of this level are broken and lead to The Void. Apparently, this command is meant to fix that. It's not fully functional, though; after a bit, the level will just break again.

/illuminate and /dim - Too bright? Or too dark? No problem!

/almond - Get as much Almond Water as you want...except you need to wait 24 hours for each one, and you can't bring them outside of the level. So, that sucks.

/karma - Somewhere out there, there's a rollercoaster, one you gotta be a good guy if you wanna use it and not immediately regret it in a dangerous level...and this command tells you if you're, well, a good guy through a number. Beware though, every time you use the command you'll be less good.

/manifest - Man, you really don't wanna use this one. It's just /transport but worse; the level will just shift to look like a distorted facsimile of the level you had wanted. That, and the computer disappears; you have to noclip out of the level to go to another one...a specific one that's definitely worse.

/invert - Inverts the colors in your vision. Kind of pointless and also just plain ugly, even if it's intriguing for about five seconds.

/preventBSOD - Next time you go to Level 111, it won't randomly shit itself with a bunch of blue screens. That's going to be the only time you get an easy ride in there, though; in other words, you can only use this command once.

/time - Tells the time. It's always a random time zone on Earth, though, so it's rendered useless, given how the response is jumbled each time either way.

/footage - Shows a video recording of Level 0, and only Level 0. Why? No clue, but that's just how things are in The Backrooms; inexplicable, and enigmatic...

/music - Plays random music. And no, you don't get to choose. You could get extremely annoying death metal or decent lo-fi beats. Then again, mostly anything can be more pleasant of a sound than the buzzing of the lights overhead...

All of these commands, if you really think about them, make it sound like this level was meant to be pivotal to developing The Backrooms at some point...eh, who cares? Which one are you choosing???

[hikarry]

Do you wear the sunglasses all the time just because of Crowley and liking to look like a douchbag? Maybe you're taking method acting too far, sweetheart

You know, I saw your ask back when you originally sent it last month, but I was waiting to get out of the slump I was to actually answer you with a good dose of humor and a lil pat in the back

It so happened I saw your ask again today and it ticked the lil scratch in my brain that's squirming to be an absolute asshole

Will I regret answering this when I have my emotions in heat like a starved dog? Most probably. Worst case scenario, I delete this and we move on. You're just a lil guy asking another lil guy that has no weight over the world something dumb.

So, answering you directly: yes, but actually no

In the beginning it was a joke I had with some friends: Get the hair done, get the sunglasses, enjoy yourself.

Nice plan, solid plan. I liked the plan

I don't give a single fuck if people think I'm a douchebag or an asshole for wearing bloody sunglasses inside, for God's sake. What a stupid thing to fucking care about

So, I was just about to have some fun

And yet, it quickly stopped being fun

A week before getting the sunglasses I actually went to the Oftalmology to get my eyesight checked cause I hadn't been back in...oof...almost 8 years?

Exams were done. My eyesight was worst than before - well, yes, Spencer, no surprise. You haven't checked yourself in almost 10 years, what the absolute fuck did you expect you fucking idiot

And then, I was asked: How much do you suffer with headaches?

Bro, what a dumb question for a doctor to ask, eh? Headaches are headaches. Everyone has them often

Turns out, that's not actually normal, eh? Spencer boy has bloody cataracts.

Great

I mean

Sure

I can live with that

"Have you considered wearing sunglasses more often?"

Well, funny you say that, doc. Cause I have the perfect obsession to hide behind as an excuse to do exactly that

But wait wait wait

Spencer, sit down

"Dear boy, come here". I am a softy for people calling me dear, let me tell ya, and of course I approached the doctor. He showed me a thing. A thing he said "You're coming next month to make more exams. Be sure to be the first in line cause these might take a while. But, don't worry. Probably nothing serious. For better or for worse: keep your sunglasses nearby." about

Okay, cool. I mean, having cataracts is cool and all, but now I have to wait a month before opening Mystery Door #3? Unfair, doc, but alright

Ding dong. Spencer spent 8 hours running around followed by 2 doctors, being pushed into chairs and having greens and whites and reds and oranges into my bloody eyes like I was in a mad psychedelic trip

They didn't tell me SHIT

Doc was all smilies and "everything is absolutely okay" and patting my back when I said my head was hurting like God herself had been hitting my head for the past 8 hours with a full on tree with 0 mercy towards the poor

It's fine. Everything is okay

Until doc holds my arms and apologizes

"I can't do more. I'm gonna send you to another specialist that can actually take a look at it."

I'm sorry, babe. Didn't you just spend 8 bloody hours telling me repeatedly everything was okay? Eh? What? Did yall figure out I'm the new Virgin Mary and need a doctor to take a babe out of me in the next month or so?

The very nice young man that spent 8 torturous hours guiding me from exam to exam, looking in my eyes like no other lover has ever done before - and he was kinda cute too. Can't complain there - followed me like a bloody dog the whole time. He barely talked, and I was so exhausted I stopped caring

"If he doesn't have symptoms, I can't just send him to make an exam like that."

"Yes, but. He might not have symptoms now and start having them tomorrow. His brain is a ticking time bomb."

Now, don't get me wrong

I'm very flattered. My brain has been called many things through the years, but never something as badass as a ticking time bomb

The guy grabbed doc by the arm and took him outside the exam room. Shit is, you bloody idiots, I can fucking hear you

I'm walking my merry way into going blind, not fucking deaf, you fucking morons

The dude started fighting with my doctor because "it's a ticking time bomb"

Ticking time bomb

Ticking time bomb

Ticking time bomb

Those 3 fucking words have been playing jenga inside my veins for the past 3 hours

Right now, I'm sitting at a bar uptown - God bless the Irish Pubs Amen Lord - and I'm drinking a fantastic whiskey while I keep watching the guy whispering with the woman where you mark the appointments to make it quick. It's urgent. December is too late. Do something. It's too late

Now, you can be a dear and ask me: what is late, exactly?

I wish I had an answer. I don't. They gave me the papers and the exams and I threw them in my backpack and I've been reading Fahrenheit 431 in a dimlit pub trying to figure out how the absolute fuck am I going to get money to solve or check or cure or whatever the fuck can possibly be wrong with my brain

So yeah

Sunglasses? I need them or else I have very mean headaches and, apparently, as a safeguard for whatever is in my eye that's fucking my brain or vice versa

However, it's for Crowley. It began with Crowley. It began as a joke. As a bit of fun amongst friends. And I won't let whatever the fuck the ticking time bomb is gonna spoil my fucking fun with my fucking favorite character and fuck you if you think I'll let yall lil people with sand for brains drag me down for enjoying myself doing whatever the absolute fuck I want with this ticking time bomb as my new found background

Thank you, Crowley, for being the perfect scape goat. I never loved you more, my man

With all that said, my organism for some reason doesn't let me get drunk for as much as I try, so getting absolutely hammered isn't an option. So, I'll be around. Might take a small break to deal with whatever the fuck God decided to throw at me this time

None of you will notice I'm gone. My queue is fat and ready for harvest

Most probably none of you will even notice when I return, because I won't announce it like I'm the King of England returning from his Christmas Dinner. No one cares. I'm just a stupid guy that writes stupid gay shit and simps over a Scottish dude

But, baby boy, here's your answer. Enjoy it while it's up. I know myself, I know I will probably delete it when I come to it

So yeah, douchebag? Absolutely, my dear. Come and kiss me if you like it