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Saying Lolth was right about men. /Hj
LISTEN I JUST THINK IF A GUY FLIRTS WITH YOU OR CATCALLS YOU UNPROMPTED, HE SHOULD BE PUT TO DEATH/hj
ALTERHUMANS I AM SUMMONING YOU
let's start a chain
everyone reblog with your alterhuman toxic trait
mine is that I forget that I'm not actually the size of a cat, which usually ends up with me stuck in a box
#....hj for legal reasons.#No I don't actually want men to be opressed because oppression of any kind is like really bad#but like some men are just fucking rancid and make being manly their whole personality#it isn't the 50s leave me alone grrrr 😡😡😡😡😡😡#ramble#maul#drowkin
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alright kids, today’s lesson of the day is that doxxing is always morally and ethically correct if the person you’re doxxing is objectively horrible! now, i’m not saying you should doxx anyone, but i mean if you or a loved one was abused welllllllll… don’t hesitate to drop their name iykwim
#em rambles#shitposting#/hj#for legal reasons this is a joke#for legal purposes this is a joke#for legal reasons that was a joke#for legal reasons this is mostly a joke#for legal reasons i’m joking
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Trans rights are cool, but do you support....
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Trans wrongs?
#text post#lgbt#lgbtq#trans#transgender#ramble#/j#/hj#/nsrs#I've heard very similar jokes to this so I decided to make my own joke#For legal reasons I don't support anyone committing crimes
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qCellbit starting to hop in place because he’s talking to Bad who was hopping in place....
I see you....
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i will never forgive trafficblr for underappreciating fairydog
#when ppl draw whole cast fanart and put lizzie next to joel like…… joel was not the guy she hung out with most in her series#everyone obsessed with treebark when it comes to fairydog??#why do you hate women 🤨#<- /hj. for legal reasons#like i understand they don’t have the same Intentionality but it’s still a fuckibg crazy monarch/knight dynamic#that is so so underappreciated?? and talked about??#last life#fairydog
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This is basically anything that happens post red dragon right
right???-
#for legal reasons this is a joke /hj#also me announcing that i'm making a blog for hollyberry and snapdragon#this is the header for the blog *wheeze*
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when will we see you in xavier's asks? 👀
WH,,,,WHEN I GET THE COURAGE, ANONIE......... stop this is like when you get a crush and you're too shy to approach them DON'T CALL ME OUT LIKE THATDHSHBGRV
#for legal reasons this is /lh#but also it's /hj#...so it's half true oops#let me and my xavier obsession be !!!#ʚɞ*.゚. lnds#*ੈ♡. rose jar
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smooch the dca but it's too cold outside so your face just gets stuck.
like pressing your lips to a steel pole or licking the ice cube tray.
#ramblings#AJFJAK.V#doodling. just. i cant continue thats so funny#for legal reasons i have NEVER licked the ice cube tray. I've never done that. ive never never done that EVER. thats STUPID#idk people hc their faceplate warms. or that sun is warm. but moon is cold.#do NOT kiss them in colder weather. death by KITH. loser. !!! /hj
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Sorry you’re having a bad day at work, I’m sending a quokka your way to at least cheer you up a little
Seriously though I hope your day gets better 🫶🏻
hey you 🫵 come here. come very close to me and listen very carefully to me when i tell you this…
you saved my job today 😭
first and second on the left side worked like the charge of two defibrillator paddles.
one hundred percent real and true i saw these pictures, started crying at him face, then watched tiktok’s of him until i remembered that im a bad bitch. love kept me alive (and employed)
#for legal reasons this has been slightly exaggerated#but also grey on their period is a different breed of emotional so it’s not exaggerated by much 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️#he’s precious to me#you’re precious to me#love and peace on planet earth 🫶🏼#hjs#annie 🐣
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Pretty funny thing is that in my friend group, only me and one other guy have actual newsies blogs on tumblr which means that everyone is relying on us to find that one uksies boot that is. definitely somewhere around. So yes, that is in fact a loft of pressure, karen-
#not even joking I feel like a parent who has to feed their whole family#or alternatively like the wise mama duck followed by all the ducklings waiting for me to do whatever the hell it is I am supposed to do#anyway the boot better get released soon because I have a whole family counting on me don't make me disappoint them#(/hj for legal reasons)#ely's shit#newsies#newsies uk#uksies#west endsies
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BOY PUT THE WHITE WINE DOWN BAD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN YOU DRINK THAT SHIT
#rambling#not even gonna tag the fandom or character lmao#this does not deserve to break containment (my blog)#anyway frederick stop drinking that shit i'm begging you#why is he always drinking it. he literally drinks it with his breakfast in aom#if netease makes him an alcoholic for ~ flavour ~ i'm killing their ceo#((for legal reasons that was a joke))#anyway having many thoughts about him as per usual#i need someone to fuck him for me /hj#alcohol
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sometimes i wonder what neil fans who arent like. gay or a fujoshi are getting out of it. like sure theres plenty for them i guess hes definitely interesting enough with a compelling enough body of work to hold your attention without that dimension but i do think i would be missing something without the like. pitifully boy crazy version of him that lives in my brain alongside the actual version
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yall be acting like isagi is the toxic other woman in reonagi's relationship like isagi didnt become reo's therapist and was the entire reason he got chameleon in the third selection smh.
#blue lock manga spoilers#unpopular opinion#isagi is like one of those squishy things that makes you feel less angry#yall be doing my man so wrong with these allegations#for legal reasons /hj#but the point still stands
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Geordi
Cutie
Swimming in a ball pit
McDonald's play place
#clearly I believe in labels#/hj#labels help us avoid toxins#thank you labels for existing#for legal reasons this is a joke
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guys how do i tell ranboo that i would be a great addition to the genloss crew bc i'm literally going into technical theatre as a career and and and and i've worked on many shows and done different things such as build sets, take over for a mic and sound person, FOG machine i can do a fog machine, i helped a professional roadie too, LITERAL SET DESIGN, SCRIPTING I SCAN AND GET WHAT U NEED, DO QUICK CHANGES BACKSTAGE COUNT?? WHAT ABOUT THE FACT THAT MY MOST RECENT SHOW US CREW MADE A FUCKING HOUSE APPEAR OUT OF THIN AIR???? AND AND AND if ranboo needs ANNNYYYYT help at all i CAN and WILL be the techie their heart desires......... please
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