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when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance
#dan and phil fanfiction changed me#come into my lady door#and teen me saw that and went âi need to be that so fuckan badâ#i wanted to be dan but now that im a mature adult i understand that phil is better. phil guy 5ever nowadays#do i tag this as dan and phil. i still dont know tumblr site tagging norms and im like a year in now#dan and phil#dnp#phan
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i want your ugly, i want your disease. i want your love and i want your revenge. i want your psycho, your vertigo schtick. literally at 23 gaga had her priorities straight
#stick schtick shtick ever lyric site is different#do not be discouraged by her age#gaga is an anomaly yall be kinder to yourselves#lady gaga#bad romance#godtrauma
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He/him pronoun bracelet broke, call that fragile masculinity
#I'll be here all night#i'm so sorry lmao#bad jokes#trans humor#lgbtq#Genderfluid#You'd think with the amount of bullshit I've seen on this site I'd be more confident posting shit jokes.
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Of course it was fucking Grian to say this and make him snap out of his blind murderous rage IT HAD TO BE FUCKING GRIAN IT HAD TO BE HIM-
#Im never getting over this#IM JUST AS BAD AS THE REST OF YOU FREAKS ON THIS SITE........#grian#goodtimeswithscar#desert duo#secret life#secret life spoilers#coy talks too much
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love when men cry about body hair bc "it's hygiene" and yet 15% of cis men leave the bathroom without washing their hands at all and an additional 35% only just wet their hands without using soap. that is nearly half of all men. that means statistically you have probably shaken hands with or been in direct contact with one of these people.
love when men say that women "only want money" when it turns out that even in equal-earning homes, women are actually adding caregiver burdens and housework from previous years, whereas men have been expanding leisure time and hobbies. in equal-earning households, men spend an average of 3.5 hours extra in leisure time per week, which is 182 hours per year - a little over a week of paid vacation time that the other partner does not receive. kinda sounds like he wants her money.
love that men have decided women are frail and weak and annoying when we scream in surprise but it turns out it's actually women who are more reliable in an emergency because men need to be convinced to actually take action and respond to the threat. like, actually, for-real: men experience such a strong sense of pride about their pre-supposed abilities that it gets them and their families killed. they are so used to dismissing women that it literally kills them.
love it. told my father this and he said there's lies, damned lies, and statistics. a year ago i tried to get him to evacuate the house during a flash flood. he ignored me and got injured. he has told me, laughing, that he never washes his hands. he has said in the last week that women are just happier when we're cooking or cleaning.
maybe i'm overly nostalgic. but it didn't used to feel so fucking bleak. it used to feel like at least a little shameful to consider women to be sheep. it just feels like the earth is round and we are still having conversations about it being flat - except these conversations are about the most obvious forms of patriarchy. like, we know about this stuff. we've known since well before the 50's.
recently andrew tate tried to justify cheating on his partner as being the "male prerogative." i don't know what the prerogative for the rest of us would be. just sitting at home, watching the slow erosion of our humanity.
#writeblr#warm up#ps edited so it is more clear where âhalfâ of men is coming from:#15% literally don't even touch water#an ADDITIONAL 35% ''wash'' by just running their hands under water WITHOUT SOAP#15+35 =50%#like that is not washing ur hands. go back and use soap#btw the numbers for women are 4% never washing and 15% ''just water''#which is still gross but like. sooo much better yikes#ps i know we're all gay on this site but watching ppl ''correct'' my math on this has been wild#i have a learning disability im genuinely bad at math so i check EVERY time someone corrects me#but no they're just confidently wrong.....#182 hours is a week babes. 182/24 (number of hours in a day) is ~7.6#that's where i got that number from. also from rent we know there's 168 hours in a week.#ALSO btw if u read this and ur response is ''men are also struggling rn tho'' like babe you missed the point of it tho#this doesn't even make fun of men it's legit just pointing out that bigotry against women isn't founded#in anything men actually CARE about . like they don't actually CARE about ''being clean'' when they make fun of armpit hair#or they would be WASHING THEIR HANDS.#men pretend to be rollin' in cash and Apex Predators and instead they are trained to be lazy and unwilling to act in emergencies#i have never and will never make fun of men for asking for more support on important topics like DV and mental health.#this is so clearly not about men; it's about how common just being plainly misogynistic has become.#like they don't try to hide it anymore.
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Some tumblr users need to be taken by the shoulders and told that they are not Sherlock Holmes of Logic but actually just Average Poster of Racism
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heâs a (teammate) eater! posting here bc itâs circulating on the twt machine againe lol
#pls let me know if i already posted this#i have no idea#the search function is so bad on this site#f1#f1 edit#mv1#max verstappen#formula 1
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a tale of two roses. mwah.
#homestuck#homestuck fanart#homestuck art#rose lalonde#spideypawz#okay time for obligatory tag talking#Twitter crunched the quality on this one so bad when I posted it there it made me cry#seriously I donât know whatâs up with that site#but I actually like this one a lot!!! I love drawing rose so thatâs a given but I think I did this rose well. :3#it also feels so weird drawing something without the song lyrics to boot ahaha#but thatâs okay.#just imagine theyâre there.#use your imaginationnnnâŚâŚ
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Neil, leaning into the fridge: you up for a quickie for lunch?
Andrew: đ
Andrew: ..... a quiche.....
Neil, standing: a quickie
Andrew: it's pronounced quiche
Neil: Andrew, I speak French I know what a fucking quiche is
Neil: we only have 15 minutes, yes or no?
#i made this in 2021 just not on tumblr so here it is now where it belongs#logged onto the hellhole site for this one and it felt bad lmao dont miss that#anyway!#aftg#andreil#andrew minyard#neil josten
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you lose sight of it, somehow, when you consort with gods: how fragile mortals are, and how precious.
[gale of waterdeep & my pc, mayhew of nowhere in particular]
#mayhew is a gnome warlock/wizard who makes bad choices#mild act 1 goblin camp spoilers in tags that follow:#the fight was bc Mayhew hubris'd his way into Dror Ragzlin's mind but failed to hubris his way out#for some reason dror and all 99 of his favorite friends got mad about that#Shadowheart got HORRIBLY murdered in the spider pit. Mayhew got ensnared in vines while in an acid pool and taking arrows (lol)#i ran out of healing potions#gale and lae'zel survived to flee with the bodies of their friends#play on tactician guys it makes your games deliciously dramatic#anyway the rituals between mayhew and gale are intricate#mayhew#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#bg3#baldur's gate 3#sky does bg3#my art#referenced a pose from pexels -- they're a great site check em out#galehew
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I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it.
#breaking bad#brbaedit#tvedit#dramaedit#walter white#hank schrader#nikolatexla#the fact that i giffed walter white knowing damn well every person on this site hates him
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Thereâs been a distinct shift in how leftist Jew haters are starting to express their Jew hatred and itâs⌠very back to the old days, to put it lightly. Itâs two specific things that Iâve seen. The more moderate stance of âitâs so terrible that the bad Jews are playing into Jew hating canards, how dare they!!â which, just⌠ugh. And then you have the extremes, the ones who say âyeah, I hate Jews, but itâs their fault because of them being the scum of humanityâ, itâs the âHitler hated Jews for shit they didnât do but I hate Jews for shit they did do!â (a direct quote taken from someone who I can only describe as completely deranged)
And, honestly, seeing this shift has kind of broken me
At this point, there is no denial left. There is no going back. The pretences are starting to be dropped, people are becoming more and more comfortable with their Jew hatred being about Jews, and theyâve realised that itâs acceptable to say that out loud. All they need to do is say itâs our fault, and they get a free pass. We are fully back in the nineteenth century, all weâre missing is the âno dogs, no Jewsâ signs (oh waitâ whatâs that about a bar in America banning all (((Zionists)))?) and the pogroms that go with it (oh no, whatâs that about Russia, Dagestan, an airport, and a hotel?). Weâre back in mid twentieth century Iran, where Jews are stuck between a country not yet legally aggressive to us, and all of the people in said country who want us dead
I donât think things in the west are at the level of nineteenth century Europe yet, just in the style. But Iâm also smart, Iâm also connected to my history. My safta left Iran in 1951, at the age of ten, because her family saw what was happening. Ninety thousand other Jews in Iran saw it too. They caught on and they left. And then two decades later the revolution happened, and now our family canât even visit without being executed. Many Jews have convinced themselves that weâve assimilated, that were just like everyone else, that were safe. But weâre not safe. We are a people who have been persecuted and expelled and massacred for over two thousand years, itâs not going to suddenly stop now. And now that the people who are supposed to be fighting to keep us safe have started killing us, we have nobody but each other
I donât think everyone should pack up and leave their countries right now. But I do think you should have a suitcase ready
#I feel like something has fundamentally broken in me#and seeing the progression of the emotional states of the other Jews on this site over the past few months shows me Iâm not unique for that#Jewish stuff#antisemitism#leftist antisemitism#jew hatred#jumblr#I feel kind of bad tagging jumblr because itâs supposed to be a happy place#but I just need a community right now
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Every day I think about the fact that she said these words and she . She said them. Out loud in a court of law.
#look widgetâs happy that means sheâs pleased with herself as well#every time she says something like this I want to kiss her stupid fucking face#I donât understand my brain sometimes </3#Athena Cykes#ace attorney#Spirit of Justice#aa6#PLEASE TELL ME IM NOT THE ONLY ONE ON THIS SITE WHOâS DOWN BAD FOR THE THEENA
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because I was thinking about this again, here's a little collection of blaseball screenshots without context.
#howling#blaseball#at some point im gonna trawl thru before to find some more good ones#these were all taken on the live site as they happened#or ones that ive saved that were posted to the maincord#anyways i hope this breaches containment soooooo bad#because the entire reason why im posting this is because of non-fans being confused about blaseball in the notes of another post of mine
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Every time I see those godawful rings in The Rings of Power I am filled with indignation. You're telling me that the greatest living Elven smith set these chunky bizarrely cut stones into these incredibly basic bands?? Was this the wretched work of Sauron to make Celebrimbor forget everything he ever knew about lapidary???
These rings are completely out of step with the rest of the elven art nouveau aesthetic. Elrond was 100% correct; they should have been cast into the abyss before they infected Middle Earth with the desire for subpar costume jewelry.
The whole point of cutting gemstones is to make them catch the light and sparkle in a way that shows off the unique properties of the stone. Celebrimbor's grandaddy understood this perfectly when he crafted the Silmarils, which captured the light of the Two Trees of Valinor. (Then he apparently died without passing this knowledge on to his descendants and Celebrimbor was forever dragged for his questionable design choices, I guess)
Here are some examples of rings made by people who had a budget of more than $50 and more than a weekend to knock out their Jewelry 101 summer camp project
https://www.langantiques.com/lang-collection-art-nouveau-style-1-81-carat-diamond-ring-gia-j-si2.html
https://pebbleandpolish.com/products/victorian-art-nouveau-buff-cut-garnet-and-diamond-ring-in-yellow-and-white-gold
I'd be willing to entertain arguments about using larger/weirdly faceted stones, but you still have to design the ring to take this shape and style into mind
https://byangeline.com/products/partially-faceted-natural-sapphire-gemstone-raw-rough-diamond-18k-yellow-gold-engagement-multi-stone-1280
Galadriel, gazing in fascination at the first Ring Pop ever crafted by the elves. Look at how delicate the rest of her jewelry and costume are in contrast to the Temu engagement ring. The elves eventually have to take these rings off not because Sauron forged the One Ring but because theirs were turning their fingers green.
There are so many set and costume designs in this show that I love; clearly a lot of talented people worked on this show! I just wish that as much elegant craftsmanship had informed the TITULAR rings.
(I'm sure some there have been some defensive justifications for Why the Rings Look Like That but I tell you I will not be swayed by any of them)
#lord of the rings#the rings of power#costume design#please recast the rings#we will all pretend like they never looked like this#Amazon I know you have the money for better rings#you have better rings for sale on your site#why are you doing this to me#I generally enjoy this show but these rings are killing me#WAIT#RINGS = BAD#It's actually a genius metaphor#galaxy brain#I'm just kidding I still hate them
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hello trigun enjoyers, hereâs some art and various shitposting i never got around to poting over here too, from all the way back in march to *checks watch* this very evening!!
#trigun#trigun stampede#the downfall of twitter and other sm sites has made me really not want to post stuff anymore!! shit sucks!!#too bad my art is very funny and must be shared!!
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