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yall are mad about all the people in twelve knowing each other when twelve is canonically the smallest district and all of them WOULD be the same age if they were alive. lol. lmao even
#realistically. it would make sense. is all im saying.#if nothing else all the callbacks were funny. she was sick of yall in her replies asking why she didnt name background character number 1#“but astrids name was simple” SHE WASNT GOING TO NAME HER BECAUSE HER ROLE IN THE STORY WAS KATNISS' MOM. YALL THEN HOUNDED HER FOR YEARS#ABOUT NOT NAMING HER AND YOU ARE NOW MAD BECAUSE *checks notes* SHE WAS GIVEN A NAME AND A MINOR ROLE IN THE STORY.#okay. i guess#anyway yall are getting hung up on small details and being DISTRACTED#sunrise on the reaping#thg#the hunger games#hunger games#sotr spoilers#sunrise on the reaping spoilers#burdock everdeen#astrid march
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On one hand, really funny that they straight up lied. On the other hand, pretty mean that they straight up lied. But on the third hand, I knew they were never doing HL2AIVR.
#i'm not that invested in hlaivr stuff i watched and enjoyed it years ago but was looking forward to today#i did feel disappointed when i skipped forward and realized “oh this is the whole thing ok”#like the gang knew they were flat out lying to people lol they knew they were hyping up the wrong crowd. rude as hell but funny too#but ya hlaivr was fun because it was spontaneous and everyone had shitty mics and it was improv until it wasnt#hard to do that again without like.#good thing i was rewatching bb clips right before this stream.#playing to the crowd#personal#delete later#i do feel like bb stuff is inherently less fun because there's already a huge established story with all the characters so this feels like#an rp au. versus hl where everyone was basically a blank slate to play off of. but hey that's probably intended. no more meow meows
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Pic context: Talking about the exy stadium at USC considering the fact that USC is a real school
I love how Nora just invents things in order to avoid complications with real-life things.
Like, using USC's football stadium as the exy stadium too would take a lot of work to figure out how that would be possible. Solution: invent a new stadium!
Having the characters play a real sport that already exists would mean looking into all the rules and regulations and history, etc, and there could be multiple elements of the sport that work against the plot of the story or complicate it in some way. Solution: invent a new sport!
I mean, it gives her full creative control over what happens in the story, and we as readers get to learn about a cool new thing without feeling the need to fact-check every element. Tbh, it makes so much sense to me.
Like, go off! Make stuff up! It's your world. We're just reading and enjoying and becoming obsessed with it!!!
#also the fact that palmetto state university is made up#it's based on an actual college but it doesnt actually exist lol#and again i think that makes sense#it allows us to become immersed in this fiction story even though it takes place in our world#i think having these elements unique to that world also makes it easier to go along with the plot#like imagine if neil was being hunted by his serial killer father and the yakuza while attending the university of south carolina#and playing hokey or lacrosse or smth#the made up stuff helps woth the immersion imo#anyway i just wanted to point out how funny it was that her solution is to make stuff up#like makes sense 100% work smarter not harder#tbh if the series wasnt centered around a fake sport i prob wouldnt have read it 💀#like im just being real here#so thank you nora for going through the trouble of creating a whole new sport#bc im sure that was the final thing that convinced many people to read it (i.e. me)#anyway rant over#aftg#all for the game#nora sakavic#the sunshine court#tsc#the foxhole court#the raven king#the kings men#exy
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So, about how I see Link Click's Lu Guang and Cheng Xiaoshi relationship:
As it stands in canon? Queerplatonic partners. And it's convenient for the plot that they're like this.
Because of Chinese censorship it can't be explicitly romantic, yes I know it. Let me tell why it's queerplatonic for me. The way these two have intertwined their lives and futures together?!
Owning a business and living together, that hint in ep2 (comparing them to the subtextually older lesbian couple who also came across as queerplatonic bc censure) where Xiaoshi wonders/fears if years down the line he and Lu Guang will separate/break up implying their partnership is for life as far as he's concerned (the parallel can be taken as a subtext romance too but follow me we're talking text), the way they were already going also on vacancies together three years prev in canon, etc...
Without entering on their complimentary powers and the way the dives need both of them if they want security in not screwing the past, and the inmense trust and vulnerability the dives themselves require?
They're not simply best friends either.
Those aren't the actions of normal, totally not queer friends. Cheng Xiaoshi checks out women on the dives, sure, (and men too when the host is feeling it which I love bc they can't address it directly bc censorship and then it comes across as Xiaoshi being super confident in his own relationship to sexuality/gender) but I don't think he would ever date bc Lu Guang is already there, filling that place in his life minus sex and romance but all that same companionship and intensity of feeling.
These two meet in what, the last year/s of High School and then proceeded to latch onto each other with a commitment reserved for romantic partners.
And I know you want to say, "it's the censorship! they'd be romantic and canon if not for the censorship!"
Are you sure? Are you sure the story would work if there were explicit romance in it? (I mean, if they could I'm pretty sure they would have nailed it anyways but allow me my a-spec delusions) Cheng Xiaoshi and Lu Guang feel so much like an already established pair, they work like one, and Link Click is not about them coming together like many other stories. Are you sure this would work as BL?
There's a distinct difference on the way they start the show already like six years at least since they're best friends and three or two since they live together. That's not usually how it goes. I'm talking not just romances but every buddy or nakama anime/show, where the protag has to learn to work with who will be his best friend or rival. These stories usually have the same kind of plot progression as a romance which is why they work so well when you make the subtext text.
But a story where the main romance is already established and we're following a plot that has nothing to do with it? Much more rare, even stranger to find them well done although there are some very good ones and with the friendships instead of romo they're more common. For example, Soul Eater, which is all about the trials of it and how they hace to truly come to understand each other. That's Link Click a bit, but not even then.
Link Click juggling a budding romance between Lu Guang and Cheng Xiaoshi with all the other stuff is going on?? Messier for sure. I don't know if people would have liked it as much or if the donghua would have been as well done.
As it is, Link Click has the exact level of emotional connection between our protags it needs to have incredibly high stakes emotionally and at the same time not need a detour by romantic scenes/fanservice that would derail the plot or the other charas importance. That it happens to be pretty queer anyways in a platonic way?
Nice for the aroace-spec folks watching the show xD
Btw, I'm pretty sure in season 3 we're going to get more of Lu Guang's PoV, the origins of their powers and the past between him and Xiaoshi. It'll probably dig more into the aspect of "testing their bond and coming stronger bc of it" which is were the romantic subtext usually comes through...
—unless you're very very good at writing like Arakawa in FMA, who nailed the brotherly relationship without tipping into incest subtext which I've seen more than a few writers fumble. or the latest D&D film for the platonic childrearing and partnership for a no familial example between a man and a woman also very very difficult to get right for writers dunno why—
... but until then, for now I'm incredibly satisfied by the canon.
The other read of course it that they're already a couple since well before the start of season 1, and to mentally edit what we saw in canon with that lens (it wouldn't be very difficult honestly) but reading only the text? Queerplatonic partners!
There also how Xiaoshi and Lu Guang don't have that anxiety/insecurity of their bond that makes it so easy to read the want for something, like a romance for shipping purposes. Despite the disagreements on the Dives or the trials of season 2 or Lu Guang keeping secret Cheng Xiaoshi future/past death they read very steady which is fun. I love some good established relationship, you can go to deeper places when the base is already secure and the risk is higher for the characters. Plus I love domesticity! Yes, I do my angsty/Gothic leanings notwithstanding. Don't you know you need a home for the Gothic to be effective?
#link click#meta#link click meta#lu guang#cheng xiaoshi#shiguang#my thoughts#all of this to say that I don't exactly ship them#Although I've been tagging fanart and meta with their shipname#bc I dont not ship them#honestly?#it's because despite it all I'm very much a canon girl so I can't help but see shiguang on that same romo-not romo limbo#canon present us with#loving the fics though#and Lu Guang is so tragic timetraveler for love coded is not funny#which is the reason I'm sure season 3 will give me that shift towards a more romantic lense to their relationship#also the way they made sure to sibling-fy qiao ling and cheng xiaoshi was fun XD#in conclusion: I think Link Click being a danmei wouldn't have worked#precisely bc it wasnt created as danmei the story as it is works almost perfectly#and right now Im not sure if I would want the romance at the expense of everything else the plot is doing#....qiang jin jiu did it well on the second half though#but it had the first part to go from a enemies-to-lovers and establishing the romance#I don't think I've seen a danmei start with a established romantic relationship bc the genre being a romance tells you that's#what's going to be centered#link click would had to be a just a time travel thriller with queer elements (which it is)#and I don't know#I'd love it but I bet we'll have lots of people annoyed/annoying bc they're here for the romance#Instead of taking the story for what it is#but then romance (queer romance) doesn't devalue the storytelling#ah the conflict of wanting a-spec queer stories VS censorship
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we’re really in it now chizuchan…
#5 days and a few hours to go till ch6…#aaaaaaaaaaaaa im not ready for it#though. i gotta say that this week wasnt great (understatement)#for more reasons than one too… sigh.#so anyways ive started to read webnovels at work when no one��s around and my results are all reported#the stories are way too good (despite the pay 2 read thing on the app and the occasional tl mishaps)#i finished reading this completed novel early on in the week and it was. sublime. the characters are all so stupid and yet#they all bounce off each other so nicely. and they have reasons for their acts (no matter how horrible) that just.#gives them an extra layer of depth. and the way the story leans into the absurdity of some situations#while also swerving away from expectations at other times is just. brilliant.#but aaaaaaa i wish we had more time to see the ‘og protag’’s pov… he was so funny and for what#it would’ve been nice if the side stories had done things a little differently but it was a fun ride…#though i like how it’s one of those novels where reading the manhwa adaptation alongside#can make some certain events seem more unexpected than they actually are. and the art’s impeccable to boot… man…#and. just. the story’s good at making certain revelations cause certain scenes to hit harder in hindsight…#and how they don’t try to redeem the unredeemable. it’s refreshingly straightforward.#buuuuuuuuut i digress. anyways. um. see y’all next friday for chizuchan chapter 6. or thursday if there’s a random announcement or sth
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thinking abt when i was kinda rude to someone on the phone at my fast food job an he called back an told the next person who answered that i "sounded fat". like how did he know
#this isnt a vent story i thought it was hilarious when it happened and still do#he was gonna cuss me out when he called back but i wasnt the one who answered so he told my coworker to cuss me out for him#an she jus stayed on the phone an i was like “girl why didnt u jus hang up” an she was like oh yea..... LIKE LMAO WHAT??#oh my god i totally forgot he like threatened to fight me an shit too it was crazy#he was like “tell him im gonna meet him outside after yall close!” an ofc when we closed he wasnt there an my (other) coworker was like#“charlie lets call him back up an tell him hes a pussy ass bitch!”#it was so fucking funny like all that over a burger. an then u dont even pull up#this all may sound very dramatic to some of u but its jus a very funny story to me#u must understand a lotta ppl were doin drugs in my hometown. this guy is probably pretty normal when hes sober#charlie words
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Cain when he first met Charles: Lol, look at this blonde nerd.
Cain when Charles began outclassing him in everything else, sports included: Wtf how are you doing this you FREAK?!
Cain after learning that Charles was a mutant and after his father died: CHARLES XAVIER IS A BITCHASS MFER AND I AM GOING TO FIND A WAY TO STOMP HIS HEAD
Cain after being drafted into war with Charles and finding this cool rock: I will now act upon my hatred
cain may not get too many accolades for his haterism like other haters do but shit do be a lil funny .....
#snap chats#charles wasnt even trying to specifically one up him bro was just That Guy ..... with his telepathy and all ...#and then cain drove them off a ledge but not even Them cause charles pushed cain out of the car in time while he crashed into the ocean#makes me laugh thinking of it tho cause charles is telling this story to the og5 and at this point jeans like#'oh is THIS how you broke your legs' and charles is just 'what- no. no why would you think that'#it just reminds me of that bit from spongebob where its giving the origin on how mermaidman and barancleboy got their superpowers#like all this crazy shit but THATS not what gave them their powers .... lol ..#tho i mean. getting your legs crushed by a boulder isnt all that funny compared to getting super powers from burnt popcorn..#anyways...
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was it casual when we knew each other since we were kids and as we became teenagers he made it clear that he liked me and wanted to ask me to the dance but never did and then kept saying my name randomly and kept staring at me to the point that my friends called him a stalker and then he got in trouble for spitting in the teachers food but when asked i said i didnt know who did it because i didnt want to be a "snitch" but then somehow i decided i liked him back but then he started to like this other girl who didnt feel the same and then he started ignoring me and not talking to me and then his you know what pic was posted on snapchat and i had to immediately retract all feelings i had for him because i realized he was a disgusting weirdo but i still see him around campus sometimes and feel awkward even if we never discussed it
#silly little trauma dump haha#we was rlly weird#i dont get crushes#when i do its a very big deal#like i never had one in elementery school#and then i liked him#and then all that happened#soooo i dont like him anymore if that wasnt clear#he was the reddest of all the flag oml#fuck childhood best friends to lovers that is not true#anyway hahahahaha#i have a lot of funny stories lmao u could ask me for some#im fine talking abt him its kinda funny#eunoia annoys '♡'
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i got so caught up in the euphoria of creating a detailed and super cool world that i completely forgot the story has a horrid fucking ending. (i just wrote the end and i'm sad)
#a biscuit's rambles#i cant change the end though#everything is set for that#i mean maybe i discover an alternative when i write the actual story but. anyway i do like it#its just sad#also it opens all doors for my mc to be really fucking unhinged#they had enough of a life before to behave with sense and consciously fit into that society and keep certain things about themselves down#they kept secrets and they kept them well#now? no sense of danger no idea about life or society no fears#just the urge to do something they dont even know and nothing to make them think about it#they are now so much worse and much more dangerous and completely unhinged#its so funny to me. this wasnt the plan but i started writing and they woke up and chose violence
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yk the more i think about it the more i’m like literally why was there so much audience laughter at brokeback mountain. like i can’t understand it
#and there were a lot of gay people in the audience it wasnt like it was a bunch of straight people who just decided 2 see it on a monday#night lol so i really don't get what was so funny. am i being overly dramatic about this i can't tell#obviously i was only like eight when the movie came out but it feels like stuff i've read from people who remember when it was released and#all the jokes about it & how it was treated as this hilarious thing.. i feel like that am i crazy...#i would be interested to know whether thats a usual audience reaction/what the cast think because i would be soo mad if i were acting in#this tragic love story and it got so many laughs lol. idk i feel so weird about it it almost ruined the experience for me.#but i want to rewatch the film now
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i had a thought. an Evil thought. stand by for fics
#i typed half a funny story and i wasnt gonna post it#but there was an angsty plot that i was gonna include in a different story#so why not. smash 'em together. uhmmmm#if everyone hates it we're all gonna pretend I didnt do it#lets goooo
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your steven interpretation is boring and fits into the fanon characterization of steven, i wish you would be a little more unique with how you write him :(((((((
i do Not feel like this is true bc fanon steven is like nothingburger sexy guy or yandere... esque?? or things like that that make him very shallow and one note . And not super depressed and mentally ill as he would be. literally like Fanon Steven is Not my steven and my steven is also very near and dear to my heart bc hes a comfort character who i had when i was going through a lot of shit! Like Actually! I think about him a lot! And a lot of the things i do w him are lifted from canon and the ways i interpret and analyze the og story. not a lot of the fanon or fandom stuff ... Does that. a lot of it is very divorced from stevens struggles and story and the fact its a tragedy in favor of shipping or whatever else. they do not give steven realistic struggles.
also bc i havent properly written steven in ages. idk if you read my headcanons or analysis'. Read Those if so. I dont actually write shit almost ever especially now i do not write him as a character bc i like to think about him and how hed do things, i dont like to Write him.
my keyboard is broken i am tired and depressed and dont really have many ideas for things to write with him bc i exhausted a lot of them. i still think about steven daily though, im mostly focused on my self indulgent shit i write because thats all all of this was. sharing my self indulgent shit with people who are fighting for Crumbs of steven.
i think ab him more than almost anybody else seems to in this fandom other than a few people i personally know ( shout out to like 3-4ish people ) and a few others i dont personally know. There are not many people i know who have the same headcanons and a lot that did i think took it from me? which is kinda funny. i dont own steven having bpd but i think its a thing i popularized more for example afaik. i see little bits of my headcanons rippling into other peoples and its fun
Also what the fuck do you mean 'boring' what do you want the depressed adult ass man to do when hes isolated. Sorry that he is not dancing for ur entertainment? Sorry that hes not a crazed serial murderer!!! when... he.. Wouldnt be he only really killed mike and nobody takes doors open as canon ever bc its stupid. I have no idea what you mean by boring. the fuck would an 'interesting' interpretation be. i am not interested in entirely redoing his concept as a character or his story nor am i fucking rewriting strangled red or am ever interested in it bc i think its fine on its own and whenever anyone tries its usually... Not good. Even ( and especially ) when smr did it LOL ( thankfully he never got to strangled red proper ).
i dont like a lot of people that do that unless it has a reason because i think the og story is perfectly fine untouched even if some parts could be elaborated on or explained better, but i dont think you have to shove super big changes to things like 'missingno is actually a conscious entity that talks to him!!! mike DID kill her' Like this detracts from a lot of the story and things that do that at least in my opinion make it.. more boring. its fine if people like that but its not for me. you dont need to make strangled red more dramatic and explain away everything. some of the vagueness is the fun of it.
i just wanted to share headcanons and my own projections that i think would fit him to the world bc nobody really thought about steven in the way i did.
i know a lot of people really love my steven interp and think hes unique so i think you just dislike it. Which can be a thing you can do i dont give a shit. I would also probably dislike whatever yours is! Im very picky with steven interpretations! ok not really people just dont genuinely write him as a full-fledged character very often. i am not making 'content' for people. im just sharing what i want to. if that doesnt appeal to you make your own shit! You probably wont find a lot of people writing whatever you want steven to be so you should do it for yourself bc thats how i got here.
if im taking this very personally or sound like it im mostly jsut really confused. and also bc i half-am but i dont care that much. Bc like. What do you want me to do...? Im not going to suddenly rewrite the entirety of my own personal interpretation of a character ive loved for almost 2 years straight now for someone else. i barely use this blog anymore! except when i want to post analysis or headcanons. its self-indulgent! but i still sure do think about steven deeply and intimately even if it for some reason feels like i dont. i think the autistic analyzation of the og writing should paint that im like serious about it.
anyways, there was not much of a reason to send this if youre so upset i dont write steven content the way you want ( and you probably would also have a lot of ideas i wouldnt agree with. ) Then send me 50 dollars NOW! [ if it wasnt obvious this is a joke. ]
#wispy chatters#If this person wasnt trying to be an asshole for the sake of it sorry but u really shouldve thought b4 u sent that.#i know im very critical of fanon and fandom and hate it so this is just funny to randomly get#like is this supposed to be a 'gotcha!' or do you just want me to write steven in a very specific way i probably wouldnt enjoy.#bc im not here for that and never was requests are just ideas and starting points. i still try to use the same personal interpretations#Like i dont think you know what fanon steven is if you think my steven is fanonized#esp bc like.#i hate 'fanon' steven but thats a catchall term for ppl who remove his actual struggles and character for shipping or whatever.#which is technically fine and would be ignorable if it wasnt 90% of the fandom doing it and if it wasnt hard to get actual steven stuff.#that thinks ab him as a wholeass character with struggles disconnected from everything else.#but. All creepypasta interps are inherently fanon thats how it goes with short horror stories.#i do try to stick as close as i can to canon while. getting rid of the shit thats stupid. But i try to be realistic ab it#But you cant really do 100% canon steven he barely talks or has a character just a kind of barely implied personality .#Like ... Some of them r popular ideas but bc ppl agree on it? Usually? i dont do this shit for anyone else other than me and some fans
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im working hard at hardly working just for you my queen~~~~~~
#funny story: so like i woke up this morning feeling oddly ✨locked in✨ to tl idol sengen…#but since it’s a workday i got the sense that *something* had gone wrong at work. bc yk. it’s just equal like that#like. if you feel up for leisure when you know gotta go to work instead…#there’s just that nagging feeling that something had gone wrong at work. right? y’know *that* feel… right…?#anyway sure enough something *had* gone wrong at work l m a o it went so poorly i cant even.#like. my sample analysis machine. thing. (details amended for privacy) ✨gave up✨ on analysing samples in the middle of the run#soooooooooo the little flame went burnin’ all night long bc it wasnt able to get to the ‘switch off after run completes’ command at the end#also i ran out of solutions for [the machine] and both of my waste containers were full and it was ✨inconvenient✨#…either way this was a truly annoying day. so im gonna go ahead and queue up my herohero/noontea tls for tomorrow just bc#im still ehhhhhhhh about some of the herohero lines so ig i’ll put one interpretation in the main part and another in the footnotes…#noontea’s a little more straightforward… but the line distributions are a little wonky… i think#oh well~~~~ the beauty of text tls is that you can amend ‘em easily if needed~~~~~ yayyyyyyyy#(tling songs is still a major pain though… oh welllllllllllll)#but~~~~~~~~~ chizuchan manga vol 2 will prolly drop at this time next monday so~~~~~ im gonna hold on just for chizuchan.#the light at the end of the tunnel is visible frfrrrrrrr wait for me chizuchan im just 5 days awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy#(b u t f i r s t — i cant wait for the weekend thoughhhhhhh last weekend was really fun (spent it cleaning idolsengen pages and sleeping))#o k that’s all gn guysssss see y’all tomorrow for herohero/noontea questionable tls~~~~~~
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okay look i try to be as open minded as i can on here but any "post-radqueer" "xenosatanist" or any other pro contact shit will get reported & blocked! First of all and this should go without saying its fuckin abuse and second i knew the coiner of "post-radqueer" and quite frankly dont want to be near anyone who likes dave/dirk/whatever he goes by now enough to use his terms. already had more than my ""fair share"" of interaction with him im pulling out the fucking nuclear bombs if i have to have any more
also if you support a certain website that dave was a moderator on. you know full FUCKING well what was going on there and same as above if i have to have one more interaction with it i am going to fucking explode
#juniper.txt#I got off relatively easy imagine how it is for those who didnt. GOD. i hate this guy.#And all of his friends and everyone else on that stupid ass website i hate all of them. Especially the owner. fuck you for LIFE#“yeah man ofc you knew him he was on scratch” Yeah okay so funny story actually#<< he did not abuse me btw i got lucky. he was just shitty and manipulative and his website was weirdly cultlike but nothing PERSONALLY#happened to me we never really talked one on one or anythign#Pretty sure i did get manipulated though. but like more by the website community as a Whole and im not sure i wasnt just dumb and fell for#propaganda. lol
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I can't believe I follow someone who was at dashcon??? This is like following royalty omg
Omg! I love that you think of it like that! Dashcon royalty!
#it took me many years to be okay with talking about dashcon#for years i worried that if i said something people would send me mean or weird asks#i also have feared that a pic of me there would surface#but luckily none have and it better stay that way#like id be lying if it still wasnt a little embarrassing#but like in a funny story now kind of way#and i had a good time from my memory so thats all the matters#i responded#localgays2
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Dude I have like. 5 animation projects now. 4 major 3 minute long AMVs. Good lord.
#ill only plan on finishing the amv with the LQ voices#bc its the only one with significant progress lmao#i also have Spectre to finish#it was a practice and ive already drawn too many inbetweens#theres no going back#i guess buying csp ex wasnt a mistake after all#oh funny story about that#i bought it for 700 in my national currency#then the next week#was a huge discount#i still think about it#im not even mad i genuinely found it funny#maybe its coping#i dont know why im ranting about uselessly throwing away my money into the void#if i couldve just been more patient and waited a week#in this post#ok goodnight its 1.20 am.#lavrambls#or was it lavrambles#I DONT EVEN REMEMBER MY TAGS
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