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#evidence of life#:3<3#໒꒰ྀི⸝⸝/ \⸝꒱ྀིა …nun era over………….hi guys i fell in love yes me i know right yes this oleta : )#probably will [ACTUALLY] be active yk i had to secure the bag and try to make sure the family will love me despite : D#anyways have a good summer yall !#wowwwwwwwww people who have been here since day one know how touch repulsed i was and how i took years to even be okay with kissing irl lol#deadass thought i’d just be kissing girls this summer but right now i’m in bed with a man and our biological son 🐈⬛ <3#life comes at you fast#100#btw this is my edit like the original didn’t look like this this is the doomer gf version#1k#edit: omggg if you don’t know me the ‘just kissing girls’ might read wrong im just primarily attracted to women and i assumed my big step#into intimacy would be kissing [girls] aka not literally falling in love with some guy who is currently wrapped around me and snoring <33
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you are too big for me to protect
#ethan winters#chris redfield#winterfield#resident evil#resident evil fanart#resident evil village#rebhfun#resident evil 8#re8#ive been in a winterfield mood recently#probably bceause i keep playing sims with them#like all they do is kiss#ill try and make ethan cook breakfast for his daughter and he just beelines directly to chris to kiss him#like ok girl
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you're grabbing lunch with a nice man and he gives you that strange grimace-smile that's popular right now; an almost sardonic "twist" of his mouth while he looks literally down on you. it looks like he practiced the move as he leans back, arms folded. he just finished reciting the details of NFTs to you and explaining Oppenheimer even though he only watched a youtube about it and hasn't actually seen it. you are at the bottom of your wine glass.
you ask the man across from you if he has siblings, desperately looking for a topic. literally anything else.
he says i don't like small talk. and then he smiles again, watching you.
a few years ago, you probably would have said you're above celebrity gossip, but honestly, you've been kind of enjoying the dumb shit of it these days. with the rest of the earth burning, there's something familiar and banal about dragging ariana grande through the mud. you think about jeanette mccurdy, who has often times gently warned the world she's not as nice as she appears. you liked i'm glad my mom died but it made you cry a lot.
he doesn't like small talk, figure out something to say.
you want to talk about responsibility, and how ariana grande is only like 6 days older than you are - which means she just turned 30 and still dresses and acts like a 13 year old, but like sexy. there's something in there about the whole thing - about insecurity, and never growing up, and being sexualized from a young age.
people have been saying that gay people are groomers. like, that's something that's come back into the public. you have even said yourself that it's just ... easier to date men sometimes. you would identify as whatever the opposite of "heteroflexible" is, but here you are again, across from a man. you like every woman, and 3 people on tv. and not this guy. but you're trying. your mother is worried about you. she thinks it's not okay you're single. and honestly this guy was better before you met, back when you were just texting.
wait, shit. are you doing the same thing as ariana grande? are you looking for male validation in order to appease some internalized promise of heteronormativity? do you conform to the idea that your happiness must result in heterosexuality? do you believe that you can resolve your internal loneliness by being accepted into the patriarchy? is there a reason dating men is easier? why are you so scared of fucking it up with women? why don't you reach out to more of them? you have a good sense of humor and a big ol' brain, you could have done a better job at online dating.
also. jesus christ. why can't you just get a drink with somebody without your internal feminism meter pinging. although - in your favor (and judgement aside) in the case of your ariana grande deposition: you have been in enough therapy you probably wouldn't date anyone who had just broken up with their wife of many years (and who has a young child). you'd be like - maybe take some personal time before you begin this journey. like, grande has been on broadway, you'd think she would have heard of the plot of hamlet.
he leans forward and taps two fingers to the table. "i'm not, like an andrew tate guy," he's saying, "but i do think partnership is about two people knowing their place. i like order."
you knew it was going to be hard. being non-straight in any particular way is like, always hard. these days you kind of like answering the question what's your sexuality? with a shrug and a smile - it's fine - is your most common response. like they asked you how your life is going and not to reveal your identity. you like not being straight. you like kissing girls. some days you know you're into men, and sometimes you're sitting across from a man, and you're thinking about the power of compulsory heterosexuality. are you into men, or are you just into the safety that comes from being seen with them? after all, everyone knows you're failing in life unless you have a husband. it almost feels like a gradebook - people see "straight married" as being "all A's", and anything else even vaguely noncompliant as being ... like you dropped out of the school system. you cannot just ignore years of that kind of conditioning, of course you like attention from men.
"so let's talk boundaries." he orders more wine for you, gesturing with one hand like he's rousing an orchestra. sir, this is a fucking chain restaurant. "I am not gonna date someone who still has male friends. also, i don't care about your little friends, i care about me. whatever stupid girls night things - those are lower priority. if i want you there, you're there."
he wasn't like this over text, right? you wouldn't have been even in the building if he was like this. you squint at him. in another version of yourself, you'd be running. you'd just get up and go. that's what happens on the internet - people get annoyed, and they just leave. you are locked in place, almost frozen. you need to go to the bathroom and text someone to call you so you have an excuse, like it's rude to just-leave. like he already kind of owns you. rudeness implies a power paradigm, though. see, even your social anxiety allows the patriarchy to get to you.
you take a sip of the new glass of wine. maybe this will be a funny story. maybe you can write about it on your blog. maybe you can meet ariana grande and ask her if she just maybe needs to take some time to sit and think about her happiness and how she measures her own success.
is this settling down? is this all that's left in your dating pool? just accepting that someone will eventually love you, and you have to stop being picky about who "makes" you a wife?
you look down to your hand, clutching the knife.
#writeblr#this is a mashup of like 3 dates i accidentally went on lol#by that i mean that i was out with a woman on a date in 2 of these situations#and a man just. joined us. and we were too awkward to say anything while he tried to ''date'' me#& one was a longterm friend that i was like. you what????#like he's nice he's a doctor and my mom was SO happy she was like raquel think about it#''it's a perfect love story you grew up together and reconnected as adults and like the same things and he's friends with ur brother#and his sister is one of ur close friends!!!''#yes but alas. he is a boy . she only likes girls. can i make it any more obvious#anyway im tryna write about like the force of male attention being actually incredibly ingrained to women like we are SUPPOSED to like it#it's seen as the only important thing#even if ur gay#and it's a nuanced thing idk#and while rn i i.d. as lesbian#like .... it wouldn't be UNTRUE to say i am probably like ''cusp bisexual'' bc i CAN experience attraction to men bc like .#sexuality is fluid...#don't tell straight ppl tho bc they do not understand the concept that ppl don't necessarily need a solid everlasting label#they're like GET in the BOX#if ur gay & in boston i'm 30 and pretty please come kiss me.#(i usually only date older ppl sorry in advance tho)
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The brainrot was too strong, I had to get it out before it drove me mad while on my hiatus
This is probably the most cursed thing I've drawn (yet)
Enjoy?
#trans#transgender#prettyplaty#sapphic#lesbians#webcomic#gay girls#very demure#so demure#not demure#hawk tuah#girls kissing#girls kissing girls#i'm so sorry#chappell roan#can I put Chappell Roan in the tags when she's just a tiny wall detail? Probably can but nobody could stop me even if I couldn't
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angela do you even know what you're doing to the gays
#you're killing them!!!!#this is probably one of the only clips i'll post from dirty laundry#probably...#i'd like you all to know she referenced i kissed a girl earlier in the show too saying that it was queer history#i love her#angela giarratana#dropout
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I'm like halfway through X-2 so updates:
Scogan shippers were and are the real ones, they're fighting over a girl but they're aggressively eye-fucking each other be SO serious. Like. "your bike needs gas" "then fill er up"????? they're both bisexual but they call each other faggots (out of hatred) WHILE they have gay sex, be so fr
#scogan#x2#wolverine#logan howlett#xmen#scott summers#x men movies#xmenposting#all the x men are gay and trans change my mind#like#“have you tried not being a mutant”#that WHOLE scene was just bobby being like “mom dad I'm gay here's my enemy boyfriend and ally girlfriend (ally as in friend)”#(movie rogue has probably dabbled in kissing girls and it went badly for reasons not related to being gay)#cw slurs#cw f slur
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crazy way to find out 🤯
#rwby#strq#summer rose#qrow branwen#rosebird#my art#raven & tai are just chilling. in cedar rapids.#qrow: u good? summer ordering her third cherry lemonade: everything reminds me of her...#“you like girls-” [qrow immediately remembers that one time summer made a list of every actress she would smash.]#what would his actual reaction be. honestly i've never thought about it. he'd probably be like “lmao cool.” or something#he's just there to me. summer & raven are on a burger date and he steals ravens fries when summer kisses her crazy.#in my head its literally just rosebird doing shit & qrow chilling in the back at all times. tai's holding up a “i luv my 2 wives sign”#raven: i kinda want summer to do crazy things to me.#tai: whoa that's crazy 🤯 wanna help me with this dolphin puzzle while we sort those feelings out?
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incorrect babygirl quotes pt. 761860
#i’ve never related to someone more#am i projecting or are we just the same girl#that’s my baby girl and comfort character and the loml#we should probably kiss#incorrect steve harrington quotes#incorrect steve harrington#the babygirlification of steve harrington#steve harrington#steve harrington kin#steddie#fruity four#incorrect steddie#steddie incorrect quotes#steve harrington crack#steddie crack#steve x eddie#steve harrington/eddie munson#eddie x steve#baby girl steve harrington#steve harrington shitpost
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Baby's first kiss(ing attempt)
#girl whos never had a crush before vs girl who doesnt know she can be upfront about her feelings#rynes like 'wow gaias so cool shes so great i kinda wanna kiss her but thats normal right haha'#and gaias like 'rynes great but shes weird so i cant just say i want to kiss her she probably doesnt even like me that way'#i dont think ryne would ever realoze she has a crush on her own i mean she hasnt had friends her age before#u think she knows the difference between loving ur friends platonically and romantically#at most she realizes that oh my feelings for gaia are different than for the twins/wol/lyna but shed probably just be like#well ofc its different we met in a different way and i cant hang out with the twins/wol/lyna this much so its normal#and gaias just a massive tsundere whos actually a coward with her feelings#like of COURSE she cant just tell ryne she likes her thats WEIRD and shes Normal ok shes so Normal#(she isnt but next to ryne she might feel like she is)#anyway i think wol should give them relationship advice bc SOMEONE needs to teach these girls how crushes work#ryne waters#gaia#rynegaia#gaiaryne#urithan#thanuri#only mentioned but still#final fantasy#final fantasy 14#final fantasy xiv#ff14#ffxiv#art#my art#xanders art#digital art#fan art
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assembly distractions
sketch!!
#they kinda ‘accidentally’ kissed earlier#they’ll probably do it again#hope they sort it out#show!daensa#the girls are distracted#500kwords#daensa#daenerys targaryen#sansa stark#daenerys x sansa#asoiaf#game of thrones#got#digital art#they can never make me hate you sansa dany#wlw
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billy’s mom waking him up while it’s still dark, whispering even though neil’s working the night shift. it’s a couple days before his tenth birthday and she’s telling him they’re going to have their very own adventure, just like the ones in billy’s books. she grabs an already packed suitcase from under billy’s bed and kisses him on the nose, tells him to get dressed quick. the two of them leave in an old beat up yellow bug that she managed to get for a third of the asking price and keep parked around the corner until now. they stay with friends and jump from place to place so neil can’t track them down. billy gets used to surfing couches and staying in motels.
he spends his tenth birthday in a diner, his mom gets him a big stack of pancakes and a milkshake with extra cherries. gets a candle out her pocket along with her silver lighter. sings happy birthday and pulls a face when the waitress frowns at them, just to make billy laugh. she sips at her coffee while billy tucks in. smiles when he holds some out with a “c’mon mama, share with me.”
billy thinks it’s neat. thinks it’s the best birthday he’s ever had.
they eventually end up with a place in california, a little bungalow near the coast and billy grows up with his mom. billy gets pretty shirts from the thrift store ‘cause his mama lets him do stuff like that. doesn’t call him a queer, doesn’t force a baseball bat into his hands whilst yelling at him for crying, for being a pussy. his mom lets him read and keep a journal and press flowers between the pages of the neverending story, she plays hendrix and dusty springfield and laughs when billy comes home from his friends’ house with his first piercing at thirteen. she doesn’t tear down his posters or yell when she finds him using her eyeliner.
and everything’s perfect. sort of.
they have bad days- billy’s mom has bad days. billy calls them gray days ‘cause that’s how the world looks when she’s like this. all her color gone. no singing-dancing in the kitchen or baking five different kinds of cake because she couldn’t decide which one was best, no last minute trips to the beach or sitting outside at night and telling billy about the stars. instead she’ll stay in bed, won’t go to work. she’ll stare at the wall blankly and look right through billy when he tries to talk to her. she won’t take the pills the doc gave her and billy doesn’t know what to do. never knows what to do. just chews at his lip until it bleeds, bites at his thumb until it’s red raw. he’ll get in the bed with her. lay beside her and just talk like she used to do with him when he had a nightmare. hum a song to her.
billy’s still pissed at the world just slightly less so. still has that anger and anxiousness simmering just below the surface and shows his teeth when cornered. he’s still hardened in a way that a kid shouldn’t be but. it’s different. there’s no neil. the only bloody noses he gets are at school, when he fights with the kids who call him a fag and a fairy, call his mom a basket case. he uses fists when they laugh and ask if she’s all there with a finger pointing at their heads, ask if billy will “catch the crazy.”
those are billy’s bad days. sitting in the principals office, icing his knuckles.
when he’s fifteen, billy manages to bag a job at the local auto repair by turning up every day and telling howie how good he’d be, that he knows cars and it’s all he wants to do and please please please. eyebrows pulled together, eyes puppy dog wide and hands clasped in front of him until howie grumbles, throws an oily rag at billy. says fine but billy’s gotta pay for anything he damages. someone brings in a chevy camaro and billy asks howie to let him help fix it up. does the begging again until howie laughs. says get a hold of yourself, kid, voice fond as he ruffles billy’s hair.
billy’s four months away from turning seventeen when the doorbell goes. he’s eating a sandwich and watching knight rider. he’s wearing the necklace his mom got him for his last birthday and- he answers the door. doesn’t think twice. freezes when he sees neil standing there. he looks different. hair a little shorter and more wrinkles. where billy’s gained weight, gained muscle, neil’s lost it. his eyes are a little sunken and he’s still got his wedding band on. he reeks of booze. billy has to remind himself to speak, just says “yeah?” his voice comes out small and neil smiles at him. smiles and billy feels this weird twist in his stomach ‘cause .. that’s his dad and he hasn’t seen him in years and it twists and twists and-
turns out. not much has changed. billy realises a little too late that neil will always be neil. they run again. have to leave everything behind. billy doesn’t get to say bye to his friends, to howie, to the car. they leave a lot of stuff behind and head in any direction away from neil. they both try to keep the mood light, take turns driving and play the tapes billy grabbed. they end up in indiana- hawkins. they stay at a motel until billy’s mom finds a place for dirt cheap. it has two bedrooms and a dingy bathroom, a living room slash kitchen and one hell of a damp problem. it’s dirt cheap for a reason.
it’s above a shop in town and- it’s fine. their landlord is an asshole but they’re together and they’ve got a roof over their heads. billy’s enrolled at hawkins high and his mom gets a job at the laundromat. he tells her that he doesn’t need to go to school, that he could just work and help pay the bills but his mom won’t have any of it. says that she wishes she had finished school and that billy’s too clever to waste it. that he has potential.
billy knows the reason she dropped out of school was because she had him. he just nods, rests his head on her shoulder.
it’s billy’s first day at school and his mom drives him to make sure he actually goes. he gets out the car and tries to shake the nerves off. straightens up and puts on his act. plasters a fake smile on his face and it’s working, he’s got most of the girls swooning and the boys at least seem curious. billy looks around and his eyes land on a guy leaning up against a bmw. his hair’s coiffed to high heaven and he’s wearing a polo, preppy as fuck but- pretty. it’s one of the first things billy realises about him, all doe eyes and moles dotted just about everywhere. he’s got a smirk on his face. not aimed at billy but the guy beside him.
pretty-boy walks over to him and billy raises an eyebrow, plays it cool. he introduces himself as steve and billy gets the idea that he’s top dog at hawkins high, is immediately proved right when they step into the building. king steve, freckles calls him. billy laughs- catches steve looking at him when he does and feels his face get hot. steve just smiles wider, calls billy california and tells him to sit with them at lunch. billy tries to ignore the way steve’s smile makes him feel like the rug’s been pulled out from under his feet.
he nods and steve grins. tugs at one of billy’s curls.
says “i think you’re gonna like it here, california.”
#it got away from me i fear#billy has to live somewhere else at the start and then they move to california i don’t care he needs to be there with his mom for the#majority of the time he just has to#he Is california ! what else am i supposed to do here he needs it#makes hawkins that much worse#he’s best friends with argyle but he doesn’t get to say bye !#billy’s first kiss is with a girl but the second the one he counts is with a boy and his mama knows he’s gay also#probably argyle if we’re being real#my words#billy hargrove#billy’s mom#harringrove#cw slurs#cw mental illness#spinning in circles i just need mamas boy billy and king steve so bad#mamas boy billy & king steve
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a little robifly follow up to my last post because i can't help myself
#girl help i am obsessed with this ship#making my little action figures of my blorobos kiss each other#honkai star rail#hsr#hsr firefly#hsr robin#robifly#flambo art#ive never drawn robin's concert outfit and this will probably be the closest i get#i said i wouldnt shade this then did anyway. messed around with a screentone gradient that i think looks pretty nice
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can you believe they kissed during the finale !?!?! (coping)
#total drama reboot#total drama island#total drama#total drama spoilers#td spoilers#td julia#td mk#mkulia#SO hot take i love mullet julia actually. girl just style it a little and itll look good trust me!!!#i wish that she won but wayne is a hilarious winner. love that guy!#mkulia-wise i loveee that they hugged.. theyre so cute#i am so glad that julia didnt get the bald treatment she doesnt deserve it#god forbid women have hobbies (being evil)#anyway heres to mk and julia kissing next season [raises a glass#i liked this season a lot though :) i hope if any more DO come out theyre good too!#enough ramblin outta me im probably gonna draw these 2 some more
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The Adar is Celeborn theory is becoming my entire personality you guys have no idea how obsessed I am with that concept-
#It's probably not very likely-#but what if guys what if?#also that could be the mysterious hand scene#the moment of realization for Galadriel that she is seeing her husband face to face after all of these years?#and like#a kiss was teased#maybe this is where we get it?#I am grabbing for the tiniest loose ends here but whatever#TROP is already doing things off canon which I think gives them a lot of room to have fun with the plot in certain aspects#IDK I find the idea so lovely and it could be such a cool concept#probably not going to happen but a girl can dream#adariel#galadriel#adar#celeborn#the rings of power#lord of the rings#lotr#rings of power#blue blathers#rings of power positivity#trop#trop s2#rop spoilers
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Couldn't even draw a date I had to be realistic khkhkhkh-
Loser Ronnie walking up to a pretty girl with sweaty hands and wobbly legs (me too brother how does one flirt)
Hanks a bastard (luckily he has two babysitters)
#shred force#shredforce#shredforce hank#nordic bunny#shredforce ronnie#my art#shred force oc#Hank is such a cockblock#someone blow him up#ronnie twirling his hair#giggling like a school girl#probably will write this in his diary like the loser he is#i kiss them on the forehead theyre so cringe#Stole babs headcanon that pizza girl is taller
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what's the worst thing you watched and kept up with (at least for a while) because you were gay and begging for scraps? mine was probably pretty little liars
#what was her name? emily? whatever it was i was a simp for the lesbian character on PLL#and put up with three seasons of fucking Nonsense for it#words and things#i say 'probably' because there are worse shows i watched for various girls that i had crushes on over the years#but thats a different kind of simping. i didnt watch them for girl kissing i watched them for a girl who i knew was probably straight#gay#lesbian#bisexual#<- yall got it the worst half of these things were subtly biphobic too#oh god does anyone remember that show where the MC was a succubi but didn't know about monsters#so she thought she was just a freak and was always on the run until the monster world finds one of her kills and hunts Her down#and she ends up. idk working at a monster bar and helping her Monster Cop boytoy hunt runaway monsters? or something?#listen what i remember from that is how badly i wanted her and her simp (female roommate maybe?) to fuck instead#and i swear they queerbaited me a little. but i might have just been delusional tbh
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