#... except for Vanilla Extract

[mooniace]

What happened

[whatjanesays]

Just a little experiment to check back on in a year or four.

Current prices from a central Florida area grocery store today (November 7th 2024). These are the non-sale prices for the store's house branded items. All items I've purchased more than once over the last year, with prices and package sizes that have had minimal to no fluctuations during that time (or reasonable seasonal fluctuations that return to previous prices as normal).

Bread, sliced wheat 20oz - $1.49

Milk, whole 1 gal - $3.25

Eggs, large 1 dozen - $2.39

Cheese, cheddar block 8oz - $2.15

Vegetable oil, 48oz - $4.15

Butter, salted quarters 16oz - $4.39

Flour, all purpose 5 lbs - $2.40

Sugar, granulated 4 lbs - $3.29

Ground Beef, 1 lb. - $3.79

Chicken, boneless skinless breast 1 lb. - $2.49

Salmon, frozen 1 lb. - $5.22

Sliced Turkey, lunch meat 1 lb. - $4.15

Potatoes, Russet 5 lb. bag - $4.09

Broccoli, frozen 12oz - $1.29

Corn, frozen 12oz - $1.05

Diced Tomato, canned 14.5oz - $1.05

Carrots, 1 lb. - $0.78

Bananas, 1 lb. - $0.49

Grapes, green 1 lb. - $1.79

Strawberries, 1 lb. - $3.09

Apples, Fuji 1 lb. - $1.30

Apple Juice, 100% 64oz - $2.09

Frozen Waffles, 10 count 12.3oz - $2.39

Bacon, 1 lb. - $4.39

Maple Syrup, 100% pure 12.5oz - $6.05

Canned Chili, no beans 15 oz - $2.39

Potatoes, Russet 5 lb. bag - $4.09

Spaghetti, 32oz - $2.09

Pasta Sauce, 24oz - $1.85

Chicken Pot Pie, frozen 7oz - $1.09

Ranch Dressing, 16oz - $2.15

Ketchup, 38oz - $2.05

Mustard, 20oz - $1.09

Mayonnaise, 30oz - $3.65

Minced Garlic, in water 8oz - $2.55

Paprika, 2.12oz - $1.25

Vanilla Extract, pure 2oz - $5.49

[the-myrda-weapon]

Ed would absolutely eat a spoonful of yummy-smelling vanilla extract only to be disgusted and repelled by the taste

[pocketramblr]

So glad food names like "pigs in a blanket" exist. "Ants on a log". "Angels on horseback". "Frog in the wall". Putting animals in situations. Evocative names.

[lexalovesbooks]

Man I love how “I’m bald” is starting to become the “other” answer on polls it’s so funny and indecipherable to outsiders

[lor-starcutter]

I hope you lose

>I hope you wake up and discover all the water in your body has been replaced with vanilla extract

[galaxseacreature]

Holy shit I finally have polls!

[ozzyfromthecafeteria]

Okay so I had probably one of the funniest thoughts ever to date and.

Aurora teamwork cooking experiment.

[simply-starryeyed]

lots of emotions going on tonight folks

[stainlesssteellocust]

Hate to be the guy who gets salty over tumblr fads but it’s hard to have fun with a poll when you just know every single person has voted “vanilla extract” every time

[profic-mafuyu]

I was gonna say something about how hot Einstein is but now I'm slightly confused by the sudden tofu propaganda

im tired /gen

women are nice but tofu's better /j

[lordystrange]

Okay here’s a poll for all the gay/bi Mike truthers

You’re all allowed to have your headcanons and theories and analyses but if you feel like bullying people with ”wrong headcanons,” you need to calm down.

[tomurkle]

gonna quickly expose myself here as a weirdo that prefers the middle seat,, usually unless its me n only one other in the back bc then it feels too crowded...

[gaytobymeres]

its sad learning cool plant facts that require a bit of plant knowledge to be actually cool. like yeah, uni was fun thanks mum and dad for asking but literally to explain the cool plant fact i learned would make it boring.

[serguanich]

i can make polls, im too powerful