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Do you think of me?

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stede: where's goofy from?

ed, who was almost asleep: 😑...😑...😐

ed, slowly rolling onto his back so he can see stede's face: goofy. goofy the cartoon goofy?

stede, continuing to stare blankly at the ceiling: yeah where's he from

ed, who's not sure he isn't still a little bit asleep: where's—you mean—are you talking about, like, ethnically

stede: no, i mean, where's his character from? what was he in?

ed: he's disney, babe. he's one of the mickey mouse guys

stede, impatient: i know that, but where'd he get his start? we all know where mickey started, he was on that boat

ed: right. so goofy was like that, i bet

stede: goofy didn't come until later, though. i've never seen a black and white goofy. have you?

ed: mm. i don't really notice goofy. he's like pigeons, y'know? he's just kind of there

stede: they group him with mickey like he's got similar prestige. mickey and donald duck

ed: he's probably from...in the same vicinity as donald duck, i bet

stede: i've seen donald duck cartoons. i've never seen a goofy cartoon. he just started showing up.

ed: so wherever the first thing he showed up in, that's where he's from, yeah?

stede: but the first place i recall seeing him, it was already, "oh, look at that, it's goofy! we've added goofy for you! isn't it great to see him again?" i'd never seen that man before in my entire life.

ed: he's not a man he's a dog

stede: well—still, the point stands.

ed: babe. do you think maybe the first thing he was in was just a thing you haven't seen?

stede: that i'd believe. but you'd think it's something they'd market, wouldn't you?

ed: i dunno, maybe it sucked.

stede: but if it sucked, how could that have imparted him donald-duck-level status?

ed:

ed: you're leading up to something, aren't you

stede: i just think it's difficult to believe that that kind of success could have happened organically.

ed: you're saying goofy is an industry plant?

stede: well i don't think we should rule it out

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My favorite thing about men is how you can give them your leftovers and they WILL finish them. Ordered too big of a dish at a restaurant? Drop it off with a male friend once you’re full and he’ll clear the plate for you. Men are somehow very reliable in this aspect

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the us banning tiktok over fears of chinese influence prompting americans to flee to xiaohongshu (which translates to little red book - the same name as the famous red book of mao zedong quotations) and form instant connections with the chinese… you can't make this kind of irony up

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They are a set, do not separate!

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I just want OFMD back

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From 'Thor' to 'What We Do in the Shadows': Taika Waititi Shares Memories from His Career

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If you all haven't seen what DJenks has posted over on Bluesky

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Whoops I got my internship offer the day before my birthday

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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BABE

BABE!!!!!!!

HE’S ALL IN

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All hail, Macbeth, that shalt be king hereafter!

MACBETH at The Donmar Warehouse (x)

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In a lot of ways, Greg Davies is like a modern Dorian Gray except instead of all of his sin going into a deformed portrait it just goes into Alex

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Dunno how you'd unhallow this

You know what. Fuck you.

*unhallows your ween*

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Junior Taskmaster: 8 Nov, 8pm

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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that man is my princess