#... and also Beauty in the Family Guy death pose

[newtafterdark]

ALYX VANCE SWEEPS IN & TAKES OUT THE BEAR TAG TEAM, CEMENTING HER AS THE WINNER OF THE SEMI-FINALS! 🏆✨

[overly-verbose]

It’s not much but it’s honest work, trying to draw on a 8 hour flight never results in good final work, but god does it make laying shit out at the beginning interesting. always for the shits and giggles.

Probably gonna do other mini pieces in between since this will probably take a while.

With that in mind, perish by my hand

(I eat dry wall with much enthusiasm when re-reading your fics. I am 50% dry wall, 50% malice, and 100% throwing hands)

*stares*

"Not much work" they say

Meanwhile, I say;

*nyooms around happily, going a bit insane at the amazingness of this*

SHAJWJJSJ THANK YOU??? That's- amazing???

Such a beautiful, beautiful and utterly hilarious piece of work, truly 👀👀👀👀🥺

The four first more serious-looking frames are- woah!! You drew SIkuna so cool!!! Jsjwjwjsj

(and you gave him, amongst other things, the slightly pointed ears!!! That fits so well in this artstyle!!! Yay!!! :DDD)

The rest is just- *chefs kiss* as well absolute PEAK of a shitpost (100% Appreciative use of the word)

(I mean the Whole is a beautiful high-effort shitpost but you know) lmfao,

SIkuna's expressions are Hilarious (the little dots of Red in im his eyes at the end lmao, my guy is PANIK-) and the way Yuji appeared in the Domain in thE FAMILY GUY DEATH POSE MADE ME CACKLE LMAO- 😂😂😂

I am already absolutely Amazed, and looking forward to both the mini pieces (although you're of course not obligated to do those at all (and neither are you to do the bigger one ofc, it's 100% up to your own want and I appreciate it greatly 🥺🥺🥺🤗🤗🤗) and the finished thing (*explodes from joy*)

I'd gladly perish by your hand for this ngl, and just overall thank you so much!!!!!! :DDDDDD

(also, I hope you don't mind, but I screenshot the frames and would like to include the screenshots so that everyone can see their beauty in full;

(this took way too many tries but they're worth it lmao- (forgive the imperfect cropping of them in places pls)))

[rowaelinsdaughter]

KEEP MY HEART CHAPTER I

a/n;; everybody, this is HAPPENING OMG!!!! this is going to be my first story and this is my first fic with my OC (read the information here). this fic is written in 3rd person so there is no use of "you".

i was thinking and maybe im going to write fics using my oc, as i said in my post of the OC, i want to improve, i want to change, i want new things, new experiences... and this is my first step. so i hope u guys enjoy this. (reblogs are appreciated and this doesnt mean im not going to write character x reader, my requests are still open)

WARNINGS;; spoilers for heir of fire, mentions of death

manon blackbeak was eager to come back. she has been hunting crochans for weeks and finally, she reached a cottage in the north of fenharrow and now, she was prepared for blood. hiding in the closet, she listened to the three men that had broken in. 

she heard them open the door to the room. 

“come out, little crochan,” one of them said. 

with their backs to the closet, manon slipped out  and quietly closed the bedroom door. 

“wrong kind of witch.”

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the moon was up in the sky when ayla moonsinger approached the cliff where a certain moon-white haired witch was waiting. she looked how her hair danced with the wind and by the pose, she knew manon was enjoying the wind. knew there were few sounds she enjoyed more than the groans of dying men, but the wind was one of them.

step by step, she got closer to her figure until her arms were hugging manons waist, feeling them a smile appeared on her face, one that never allowed to show in front of the matron… or anyone except for the thirteen. her coven. she twisted around to face ayla and took her face between her hands. 

hazel eyes and golden eyes looked at each other. looked into their souls. 

“hello witchling” manon purred. 

ayla leaned her forehead until they were touching. manon was the first one who initiated the kiss. their hands explored each other's bodies while their mouths were a mix of teeth, lips and tongues. ayla was the first one who broke the kiss first, caressing her cheek, manon left kisses on her neck making ayla laugh with delightment.

“manon, your grandmother is coming here soon…”

“let me feel you, i haven't seen you in months”

“i know… i missed you too”

a low whistle sounded from behind and manon snarled, ayla turned around and found asterin leaned on a tree, a smirk displayed on her beautiful face and her braid falled down her shoulder. 

“calm down you wolf, it's only asterin.”

manon rolled her eyes and left a kiss on her cheek. if asterin was here that meant the rest of the coven was also here… and the blackbeak matron would be here anytime soon.

they were all positioned when the matron arrived. voluminous midnight robes flowed around her with the wind. the memories flooded her mind like it was yesterday. 

her parents dead. her screaming. the matron slapping her face. “you’re coming with me”. her first day, week, month, year. the anniversary of their parents. the old houses of terrasen honoring her house, honoring the last member of the family… her. her first crochan. her first kill.

she hated her. hated the way she was and the way she treated everyone, specially manon and the thirteen. and she hated how she needed to act to survive. because that was not what she learned, she wasnt that way. she wasn't cold hearted, she wasn't cruel. there wasn't a day in which she didn't regret the person she was sometimes. what would my parents think about me?  she usually asked herself, and in the long nights where she was hunting, in the nights she couldn't sleep next to her mate, she looked to the stars and searched for the lord of the north and mourned a family, a city, long forgotten.

two hours passed until the matron got out of the caravan where she had talked with a duke.  “we are leaving now,” the matron said. manon jerked her chin to the thirteen and they fell in line, ayla between asterin and sorrel. “you two will protect her with your life, is that clear?” and that was 100 years ago. a lifetime now that the magic was gone.

ayla watched manon and her grandmother talk. about what? she didn't want to hear it.

when the matron was gone, ayla and the thirteen approached manon, the first one caressing her lovers back.

“apparently, the king needs riders. wyvern riders for his cavalry” her smile was wicked “we are traveling north”

all rights reserved to ©rowaelinsdaughter. no tranlations allowed. no copy theme. don not copy my work.

tagging;; @danikamariewrites @thehighladywrites @throneofsapphics @shadowdaddies @ladybambifae

[thecarnivorousmuffinmeta]

Let's say Aro's power malfunctions on touching Carlisle the first time, and instead of seeing his past, Aro sees his entire damn future, up to the end of the books.

Knowing how it's all going to turn out, knowing the threat this beautiful man poses to the Volturi's mission... does Aro kill him? Or is seeing things from Carlisle's perspective and maybe falling in love a little bit enough to stay his hand?

"DEATH TO THE INFIDELS" - anon

Look, I like to think that by its nature this blog is ridiculously dramatic because Edward only ever leaves us the choice of "hamburger or bride" per canon. I'd love it if we had more choices, but the boy only has two doors per Alice, and he takes one of the two in canon. However, most people aren't Edward, and the choices are most of the time not "hamburger or bride".

Even if Aro's not thrilled about the future, that doesn't mean he has to fucking kill this guy.

Carlisle himself was also never the threat, it was weird happenstance that he a) made a giant coven in the first place b) got Bella Swan who was the major sticking point c) weird circumstances made it so there was a show down.

These are all very easily circumvented. Aro could keep in closer contact with Carlisle when he leaves by badgering him. He could prevent Edward's turning by shipping the Masen family out of Chicago before the worst. He could turn Bella himself before she arrives in Forks and get himself a new guard member such that she never reaches the Cullens. He could even turn Bella in Volterra when she visits if she gets that far or else go with the strike team against Victoria himself to make sure Caius doesn't circumvent him.

There is literally 0 reason for him at that point to kill Carlisle because, in a very particular set of circumstances three hundred years in the future, they had a face off and it didn't look good for the Volturi.

I imagine Aro would be wondering if this would happen at all and if a) Carlisle's an alien b) he just hallucinated.

[adm-starblitzsteel-4305]

To be honest...

Ma. Celestina (OC) as Sailor Godzilla and Sailor Mothra

😳😉

Full description is here because I am tired of typing sheeesh.

There's a new ability I introduced for all of you guys:

"Titan Up! (insert Kaiju transformation)"

It is a mixed of Godzilla and Sailor Moon style I created. So how does it acquired with such magic?

I started the small concept about a small fusion: supposedly there was a girl who likewise have a powers like Godzilla and her transformation into a Godzilla themed style plus sailor fuku, but then I thought about this small concept will be the main course.

If you remember my human OC and main protagonist of POTM - Ma. Celestina (Celestia is her alias): yes, SHE is the ONE who will acquire the power of her Titan parents (Godzilla and Mothra) and with the Cosmic Brooch's superstitious magic. She can allow herself to transform into a magical superheroine girl.

BACKSTORY BEFORE MONSTERVERSE:

On the prelude of Sailor V, Ma. Celestina meets Minako Aino alongside Artemis who likewise senses her powers the same as Minako (who is the superheroine beauty called Sailor V), she allows herself to become a superheroine beauty like Sailor V, under the name as Sailor C. The two worked together to vanquished supernatural evils who steals energies of humans before Artemis reveals that they will have to find the other Sailor Guardians like themselves because he explains that Minako is the long lost Moon Princess of the Silver Millenium and that she wields the mystical Silver Crystal, which is the main reason why the Dark Kingdom was after for it. Minako posed herself as a student on Juuban High School (Usagi's school) while Ma. Celestina continues to search the Silver Crystal while gathering information about the Dark Kingdom's leader.

The two eventually met the other Sailor Guardians: Sailors Moon, Mercury, Mars, and Jupiter, alongside a black cat named Luna, before they joined into many adventures and battles they encountered (I used the Sailor Moon Crystal Seasons 1 to 3).

After the battle with Pharaoh 90, Ma. Celestina coincides about staying with the Sailor Guardians, but her quest was not complete yet. She asked Sailors Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto to watch over Hotaru Tomoe (known as Sailor Saturn) while she is away, giving baby Hotaru a necklace emblazed a topaz star pendant, promising to return back from her adventures as they depart.

Ma. Celestina is currently absent on the events of Sailor Moon Eternal and Sailor Moon Cosmos.

IN MONSTERVERSE:

Short prequel from after the events of POTM, the now 18 years old Ma. Celestina - who is given a name Astra II after her Titan incarnated past - adjusts her life as a Princess and normal life with Godzilla and Mothra, her newly adoptive family alongside Mothra Leo and the reformed Titan-turned-human Battra. What's more even interesting is that her Cosmic Brooch allows its user to fused a being that is incredibly powerful. Astra II spliced Godzilla's radioactive heat ray and Mothra's cyan bioluminiscent dusts from her mystic celestial magic, allowing it to combined the power as one because she is a part human and part Titan.

As Sailor Godzilla, she wields a Radioactive Titan Staff which produces an immense amount of heat ray and conjuring a powerful god-like aspects (think about Sailor Saturn's Death Reborn Revolution, but much more powerful). It is also noted that whenever she feels angry, there's a certain transformation about becoming a Godzilla genes due to heredity that is not awakened in time. This is her yell:

"TITAN UP! GODZILLA!"

"I bring balance and justice to those who opposed the Earth! Sailor Godzilla! Here to fight, and bow before your Ruler!"

As Sailor Mothra, she wields a double-bladed katana engraved with gems and a symbol of Mothra (like Mothra's limbs). She can also created a similar god rays like Mothra to erased the storms, and a magical song to target the enemies' old pasts about their loved ones in order to surrender, or to fight. She is capable of using silk attack to struck opponents. Note that her moth wings has Mothra's patterns, but much likely resembles Ma. Celestina's moth wings. Her majestic form is alluring to humans and Titans. Plus, Mothra's ancient song can be played by two of Ma. Celestina's new Twin Priestesses, but added a bit magical to express the devotion of the Stars. Her yell:

"TITAN UP! MOTHRA"

"I am the Goddess of Peace, Giver of Life, and Protector of the Earth. A King needs his Queen. I, Sailor Mothra, shall cast forth upon your evil deed! Bow before your Ruler!"

So, what do you think of my OC's transformation?

And that's it. I hope you like my fusion as both Sailor Moon style and Godzilla style.

If I ever fused Rodan and Ghidorah, then that's my promise.

I don't own any Godzilla and Sailor Moon Characters. They all belong to their respective owners and rights.

I only own my OCs.

Game:

Sailor Moon Dress Up on Dolldivine.

[s0ulfulsapph1c]

Saw Across the Spiderverse, I loved it, 10/10 incredible talented beautiful amazing etc

They should never be allowed to write for Miguel again. That was not my guy and I am so disappointed and afraid for how it’ll influence public opinion of him. More under the cut in case this gets long, but in short:

Miguel O’Hara is someone who’s vehemently against injustice and large, powerful collectives taking choice and power away from the masses. His origin story is literally being used and abused by the powerful company he worked for because he wanted to save the lives of strangers. For protecting people from testing he knew would kill them, he was forcibly drugged and then had a murder attempted by a colleague, giving him his powers. His whole journey as Spider-Man has been about ensuring a better future for his world and fighting back against people who hoard power and lord it over others.

Miguel O’Hara is also a serious man within the suit and a bit of a wise-ass out of it, and he certainly has a short fuse, he would *never* be so irrationally angry towards someone who wants to save his father. Miguel often bends or breaks rules when he feels they’re unjust, and his whole first arc (and much of his character) is fighting against an even more corrupt and all-encompassing Big Pharma. Miguel has a big heart and strives to help others even when he grumbles about it. His first action after getting his powers is attempting to save the man who just repeatedly tried to kill him!

Even when stuck in the past, even when having no obligation to be a hero, Miguel is. Because that’s the kind of person he is. He’s a fierce defender of those who cannot protect themselves, he’s an incredibly smart scientist, and he’s constantly maneuvering in battle to avoid hurting civilians. In fact, he ends up injured himself more often than not keeping others out of harm’s way. He’s a good man.

In the movie, Miguel O’Hara willfully allows the deaths of countless people close to friends to serve ‘canon’. Ignoring that Miguel’s first act was defying rules, ignoring that he goes out of his way to protect his friends, even ignoring that he helps revive those close to him after death, the backstory they gave him troubles me. Miguel has never had a daughter. He had a son, named after his dear brother Gabriel. If he were doing this for his son, who he fought to get back to after death, or Gabriel, who he thought about constantly when stranded in the past, I’d be slightly more forgiving. But he’s not. He’s compromising everything that makes him who he is for a daughter he never had in the comics.

The lengths movie Miguel goes to, relentlessly chasing Miles and beating him into the ground several times, seem extreme. Miguel *is* angry, but only towards people who pose a great threat to innocents such as children or his immediate loved ones. Knowing Miles is a child, the lengths Miguel in the movie goes to are jarringly out of character.

I understand that they needed a villain, but to me, it would be infinitely more compelling if:

1) They used Superior Spider-Man instead. Doc Ock in a Peter’s body knowing that Spider-Man must exist for him to exist and thinking that one can only be a hero in tragedy would be a very good villain for Miles. It would also tie in well with the Spot, and how he insists that Miles made him as he made Miles. Another villain sits there, insisting that Spider-people make him, and he makes them in return. Miles says “That’s dumb and wrong” and spits in the face of hurting people to exist.

2) Miguel is doing this to get back to his brother. Gabriel is *the* most important person in Miguel’s life, to the point where he names his son after him and risks his secret identity and safety immediately to ensure his brother is okay. Keeping things ‘canon’ to assure himself that it means he can see his brother again, knowing that it’s wrong but being so desperate to find the only family that matters to him, would be a wonderful parallel to Miles. Miles loves his father, even when things are complicated, the same way Miguel loves his brother. Miguel and Miles are both brilliant people who would do anything for their loved ones and fight hard and dirty when they need to. Building on that would keep Miguel’s characterization closer to who he is while also keeping him as an antagonistic force.

If you made it this far, thank you! As I said, I loved the movie. The art is beautiful, the characters are poignant and emotional, and I cannot wait to see where the story goes. I just wish Miguel O’Hara was a part of that story.

[corvuschriisti]

welcome 2 my twisted mind (aka housekeeping & updates)

hi everyone i finally made a mun page for this blog. it includes shipping / ask memes / post formatting / etc.

i'm going to be focusing on closing up ball threads this month, but i will respond to other threads as well!

these are the threads i have in my drafts:

can you pretend you never saw my family guy death pose? ; @indevouement

Hey Man, Can You Grab That Thing on the Top Shelf? ; @swordsmanoftranquility

beorcs and their interesting fashion choices. ; @goldoanheart

owed starters for @pryings & @viridescent-lance

voted fódlan's 'hottest and messiest dream team' 6 months and counting ; @nagaficat

𝘮𝘦, 𝘮𝘺 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘪'𝘮 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧. ; @sayhwaet

until the darkness does recede. ; @fluxrspar

Look at this photograph every time I do it makes me laugh every time I do it makes me ; @nagaficat

i'm gonna cast this spell so we don't light on fire. what are we doing to our beautiful queens ; @losojos-decupido

𝙞'𝙢 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙚𝙜 𝙢𝙖𝙘𝙝 𝙢𝙖𝙮 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙖𝙘𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙡𝙡. ; @ulircursed

p · e · e · r · s ; @pirrhyc

𝗶'𝘃𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗮 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝘄𝗼 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂. ; @laslow

𝘨𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘰𝘢 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘷𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘤 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵. ; @goldoanheart

The Two Worst Men You've Ever Met Teach You How to Hold a Sword (They Don't Know How to Hold a Sword) @yukyunotabibito

It's the Gallagher Principle ; @sayhwaet

threads that i am waiting on:

if you give a raven a single coin that asshole is gonna demand 50 more ; @laslow

𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘦𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘥𝘴. ; @kingstalons

well, well! look what ashera dragged in. ; @thelightofcreation

remember that time you beheaded me? i sure don't ; @charmblooded

i hope quan signed your permission slip to go into the very normal and not at all dangerous mine ; @luminousrider

Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun ; @swiftlance

taking my best friend out to a rat concert (concert performed by rats) ; @serenegaldr

wake up to bird calls… and the bird is naesala and the call is You're Getting Flung ; @pridelessdaydreamer

𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘦 ; @pryings

No Remorse and No Redemption ; @peerlessscowl

ermmmm if i forgot anyone let me know but i have one million threads so i will not be upset if you wanna drop it ! i will be focusing on closing up quite a few of these, so if anyone wants to pingpong / me to prioritize a thread also let me know!

[unohanabbygirl]

Greetings…as the anon who first posed the possibility of Viserys escaping and finding Luke and Osferth, I raise myself one more member of the found family gang: Daeron. So stay with me: during the war Tessarion dies: either the canon way or for a more angsty direction there’s a major confrontation between Daeron and Aemond once Daeron learns what Aemond has done and surprise surprise Aemond can’t control Vhagar who utterly just tears Tessarion’s throat out. Daeron can’t handle being in Westeros even after a pardon and he decides to go into self exile across the sea where he meets Luke, Osferth, and Viserys. Maybe Daeron saves Osferth from some bullying or perhaps he helps Viserys out of a jam. Either way, neither party knows the others’ true story. I feel like this would be such a great au not just because Daeron being a great guy and helping Luke take care of Osferth would be sweet, but I think having them both speak of the death of their dragons using coded language would just bring them extremely close. Also? It would be a total comedy of errors because ever since Luke’s own isolation he’s had to learn what being a peasant is like from a very specific upbringing that a minuscule percentage of the world also experienced. Him finding Daeron and them both being like “this is the way it’s supposed to be, right?” to each other and then agreeing while everyone around them is like nope that’s not the way to clean boots. Or the two of them not realizing how they move the world is totally weird, but they can’t recognize that it’s weird because they see it as normal in each other. Just a couple of regular dudes who don’t know how to haggle falling in love. Only one day Daeron and Luke see the shadow of Vhagar across the clouds and both decide it would be safer for the other if they just left because both think Aemond is hunting them. Cue another comedic error in which they way they decide to leave the other is just by not coming back to their shared cottage at the same exact time: both think they are the abandoner and feel so much guilt…until they reunite. “I left you, don’t you hate me?” They say at the exact same time. Let’s give Luke a break and give him an easy man to love and be loved by

This is so sweet 🥹 turning such tragedy into a slightly angsty yet humor filled rom-com is beautiful. I love the idea of Daeron somehow finding his way into the city of Tyrosh and stumbling upon a small market filled with humble commoners just trying to make their living while their children play along the shore. Helping out one brown haired child out of many that’s being picked on by some others for reasons Daeron can’t understand until he actually gets a chance to see the little boys cheeks which are marked by dragon scale. And it’s right then and there that something just clicks that this is deeper than what it seems. One thing leads to another and the boy introduces himself as Osferth before dragging Daeron to the fish stands to meet his Muña and qȳbor, only to see the boy who bares a strong resemblance to the long dead boy in the portrait his half-sister has hung up in Dragonstone’s main hall standing right alongside his second presumed dead nephew. A family reunion for the ages!

Once we get past all the shock and confusion and fear and overprotectiveness, Daeron somehow manages to convince Luke that he comes in peace and by pure coincidence after leaving Westeros as Tesserion’s death was just too much to continue living there. Something that melts Luke’s heart immediately as losing Arrax has forever left a dent in his heart and the pain in his uncles eyes is far too real to be faked. Luckily for Daeron he’s a beta therefore welcomed in their little city within the city.

For some reason I can’t help but feel Luke and Daeron are much worse at being normal than Viserys is. Maybe’s it’s because they’re older but being able to successfully wash clothes and cook without burning pots is nearly impossible (Luke’s been there the longest and he can still barely boil water. Little Osferth has gotten used to the taste of extremely well done beef since weaning off the teat)

But now they’re there to validate each other’s fuck ups along the way. Daeron is skinning a chicken in the worst way possible and now all the good bits have been torn to shreds and the bird basically died for no reason at this point? Well he did a better job than Luke ever could. All the clothes Luke stitches are either way too tight or nothing aligns well leaving a short and long sleeved mess of a Jerkin? Well it’s wearable in Daeron’s opinion at least. Always there to validate the fact that they’re doing great when in fact they def aren’t. It comes to a point where the only person who’ll try Daeron’s bad cooking until he improves is Luke and Daeron will happily wear every piece of Frankenstein’d clothing Luke makes. And they for sure didn’t get ripped off for paying 5 sliver shillings when going out into the main city to buy a single pound of lamb.

Them reuniting even though they tried to run away for the others benefits but failing because they basically have the same mind? Omg this gives me butterflies.

It’s actually funny because Daeron and Luke’s dynamic is so sweet right off the jump whereas Lucemond need a good five to seven arcs of pure pain to get there LMAO.

[myrfing]

woo yeah 6.5 msq spoiler thread. I'll do a (few?) big ones instead of post spamming

I'm having a 2 characters are in the same frame moment with zeroshtola. wow she is staring at her with her pixel eyes

ALLAGAN BALL BACTERIOPHAGES ! this is how we win

BRO BEQ LUGG IS GOING TO BE SO MAD AT ME AGAIN THIS IS THE SCARIEST PART OF THIS PATCH

BEQ LUGG I HAVE SOMETHING TO ASK OF YOU

Ryne baby :] she's the best

Gourd: Hi Ryne Ryne: Is the world ending .

THIS MAKES IT SOUNDS LIKE BEQ LUGG HOMOPHOBIC MOMENT HELP ME

IT'S GRAY IT'S A GRAY SKY SORRY she sees the beauty in all <3

ryne DoH arc YEasss Yess

that's right zero NEVER give up ARGHHH *grips her shoulders*

"i trust you're willing to walk with me" ALWAYS

LYNA. LYNA LYNA LYNA LYNA LYNA AAAAAAGGGGGHH

whisperweeds are the first's linkpearls AFTER SO LONG WE?

lyna is not staying...:(

LAGAUGH

rehashing the whole people dont like the tower making noises thing is...i mean alright but lol

HEY I SHOULDNT BE TAKING RYNE TO THE STRIP CLUB

im going to cry aat zero's impression of pole dancers I'm telling estinien

cont

yes ryne...it is nice to guide someone through the same steps (wet seal eyes)

zero is too straightforward right now maybe to think of it but it must be an experience being changed incorrigibly by the darkness you fought against and then to go to another world and have people see safety and peace in it

the whisperweed ringtone is so cute

LOL gourd smiling immediately after hearing lyna's voice on the phone. TRUE

hey trolley guys and sadcatman wifewithoutamodel

ZEOR FAMILY GUY DEATH POSE ALMFOAFSAOFOSA

GIRL SHE REALLY WENT FOR THE DRINK THAT MAKES YOU DIE INSTANTLY SIP

i legitimately love how awkward and melodramatic zero is like she does not understand time and place Win

this is. (turns into a hamster) ryne dose attenuator

WE'RE GOING BACK ALREADY? BUT...ZERO I HAVESOMEONE FOR YOU TO MEET. AND GAIA? NO GOTH GET TOGETHER?

i see they seem to be setting up the void quests for a restoration of the dark-empty type thing and maybe they will meet there...cylva may not have msq ascension but I h ave hope. for ever.

aw ryne that is exactly right we're going to have a trolley system for the shards in no time

me on a saturday night

i actually said "oh shit" out loud. that is really fucking cool MY GOD? i know amaurot did it before but this is more to me .

the golbez durante yaoi is real

oh hey what the hell

the face censoring. i get it durante FOR YOUR EYES ONLY

ok im such a sucker for this persona inheritance shit. this happensin my webcomic

HELP WHAT IS THIS SUDDEN INCREMENTALIST VS REVOLUTIONARY ARGUMENT THAT'S NOT WHA

hydaelyn's sword looks cool in the darkness here :]

dude zeromus' voice

also did anyone get that bug where zero's stance keeps looping in the cutscene so it looks like she's tbagging durante. Didd I see that

ZERO YOUR NUB FLAMFOAFOA

golbez i need you to meet this woman named cylva expeditiously. I NEED 13th reunion

amends love returned made even so so long after the world has ended....snrf

tiny baby azdaja im gonna cry dude he's wearing her as a hat

YES. YES! YES! YES!

[mr-downer-2024]

RE: Bushido code (ignoring it was "authentic" as the hyper nazified pan germanism shit they did)

So in 1945 the Japanese surrendered on the USS Missouri. Everyone's seen the admittedly great pictures of the Japanese in full beautiful dress uniforms and us being a nation of engineers and blue collar guys standing around in relatively casual clothing to reinforce the nation of proud warriors got BTFO by a bunch of mechanics and nerds. Anyways yeah so the Japanese all come aboard to the ship and they sign the surrender and ya know the ceremony is over. Pose for a few photos and shit. But MacArthur and the generals and admirals get back to work and the Japanese brass are just standing there awkwardly. After a bit and some awkward sort of smiles to some poor confused seamen, they basically ask one of the officers "so like...are you gonna behead us? Tie us to the anchor? Shoot us? We lost, why aren't you executing us?" And the US was like "I mean we're probably gonna put some of you on trial but no just being an enemy officer isn't a death sentence. You guys are free to go." And the Japanese officers sheepishly were like "so we actually told our families we were coming here to die so they aren't really expecting to pick us back up and since our military is disbanded we can't tell some LT to get a car. Can you guys give us a ride home?"

And that's how the US had to literally drive the Japanese top staff back home that day.

this is fucking hilarious but I do wonder how accurate it is considering it’s not like the Japanese were culturally ignorant/out of touch tho I guess propaganda would also have an effect on what to expect.

[pasturelamb]

🚫💭🧸🔒 for both spinkick and flytrap? ^_^

🚫 - what's something genuinely weird about them? like, not something considered quirky yet cute- something genuinely weird that puts other people off at first

i think flytrap is a little too obsessed with plants. like randomly squatting down to admire a plant growing out of the sidewalk. she can sit for 20 minutes staring at a dandelion. sounds cute until you try to take her anywhere.

spinkick is always trying to fight people. if he even thinks you looked at him weirdly he's insisting on fighting you. he also tries to befriend people by challenging them to a fight (which actually worked on flytrap).

💭 - what's something embarrassing they did that actively haunts them at night?

flytrap went through a very strong Not Like Other Girls phase as a result of reading too many YA novels.

when he was younger, spinkick sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to try and impress a girl. somehow it actually worked and they dated for a few months.

🧸 - what position do they sleep in? do they snore or sleepwalk or have any other problems sleeping? what do their sheets look like?

flytrap sleeps in really weird positions. picture the family guy death pose. she prefers to sleep in a cold room, since sleeping in a warm room increases the nightmares she has about the fire that killed her parents. she sleeps on fancy floral patterned sheets with too many pillows.

spinkick sleeps like a rotisserie chicken. no matter what he did as a child his bed never really felt like a "safe space" so he kind of gave up on making his bed comfortable. he's got the singular flattened pillow and navy sheets combo. he likes to sleep in flytrap's room because having her nearby makes him sleep better.

🔒 - what’s something they love a lot that they’re embarrassed to tell others about?

flytrap never left her twilight phase. she owns every book and has every movie on disc. she still has team jacob merch. it's not a phase it's a lifestyle.

spinkick loves Jackie Chan movies. he's seen all three Rush Hour movies, Rumble in the Bronx, ect. name any Jackie Chan movie and spinkick has seen it and will probably tell you his favorite fight scene from that movie if he feels comfortable around you.

[kstarsarts]

EEEEEEEE here’s my Merlin Headcanons (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ ✨

Merlin's/Lin's headcanons below:

probably Genderfluid/Non-binary and would go as They/Them, however they don’t mind at all

Merlin’s disguise name is “Lin”

following the game’s lore of them being amnesiac, it’s funny to think that Lin has ADHD and would forget 3 quests midway through their journey and would be really shocked if they remembered those at the end of the day

thankfully they have their hamster familiars at their side to always remind them

speaking of Chippy and Hammie, Lin tends to get affectionate and hugs them both. The Merlin they knew from before wasn’t even like this but both the hamsters agreed that they love this version of their beloved magister

Lin loves to read books! Give them a random book and they will read it no matter what genre of books, novels and stories. Even your most horrible fanfictions, Lin will it eat those shit up

their favorite fruits are apples, dragon fruits, and mangoes

their favorite animal is—of course—a hamster

too dense and oblivious to flirting. there's already four people flirted with Merlin in the game yet Lin cannot recognize them. Someone would need to cup Lin's cheeks, kiss them and say "I love you" in their face for them to get it

when the topic about disguising is brought up, Lin would wear a mustache as a joke. don't know where the fake mustache came from

cannot draw to save their life

probably would draw horrible doodles

before Merlin has amnesia, as what Mirael said, Merlin was someone strict and less friendly to everyone.

but now? Lin is now someone who's kind, friendly and humble. someone who's also quick to adjust and is flexible to everyone.

if you ask everyone who knew Merlin that if they have to choose between the Merlin from before and the current Merlin or Lin, they'd choose the current version of Merlin.

even if the powerful magister everyone admired lost most of their memories, it doesn't hurt to rebuild a friendship with Merlin again and increase bond with them since now Lin is someone approachable

Lin has guilt carry inside the pocket of their heart for forgetting most people

everyone hopes that Merlin recovers most of their memories and not Merlin's previous personalities from before

if Lin uses too much of their magic power, it's either they end up forgetting a task or they end up Family Guy death pose on the ground

Lin knows how to do crocheting, it's their hobby :D

hyperfocuses on magic

their beautiful penmanship hasn't changed since before

sometimes they become clumsy if the pathway is a bit bumpy

there was one time twigs and a bird nest got stuck on their head

probably has toned legs due to from all those running (honestly i think everyone in the game has those lol)

never rewears clothes

Lin sometimes do harmless pranks on everyone

can cuss but choose not to

sometimes Lin gets tested by people for their seemingly infinite patience

Lin would squint their eyes due to light sensitivity bc of their brilliant blue ocean eyes

loves to do stargazing

Miscellaneous:

despite being canonally thousand years old, Lin's mental age is 28

their height is around 5'6

is Korean of European descent

Reblog this with your Merlin! Give me headcannons and a picture!!

Here’s mine!

His nickname is Mika when he doesn’t want everyone to call him Merlin.

Headcannons

-he is NOT a morning person it takes a blowhorn to wake him up.

-he doesn’t like dressing up. He doesn’t understand why he can’t just dress comfy all the time.

-his guilty pleasure is hot chocolate. Every time he comes back from a rough adventure he always makes himself some.

-he takes pride in his hair, every morning when getting ready he spends the most time on it.

-feels really guilty about his bad memory and forgetting all about his past. Especially when he can’t remember somebody

-constantly is forgetting to do things

[writer59january13]

Apple of my eye darling daughter numero deux gifted me...

Twenty four years ago – February 4th, 2023, whose existence begat

by this dada and da mama aye revel in your bursting at figurative

seams viz maturation, and know by

chatting over the telephone, your aura, charisma, and persona finds me blinking back tear ducts ready to lose water works i.e. cry at how fate gifted this papa, whose existence would be devoid without you, and purposefulness undermined

if the loss of such a daughter as thee

(one young lady

more valuable than words can spell), a reason to live would be shipwrecked

with psyche marooned to die

such emotional devastation, could never be quashed

even as gums mouthed or uttered fee fie

Foe fum – Jack

(of Beanstalk storybook fame),

would also lack will to live, (yes as would the giant), thence, this grunting, groveling, and grieving guy forced to traverse

terrestrial firmament like rob zombie – hi

King over a vast boulevard

of broken dreams, cuz I

(re: this humdrum Harris heir),

his soul asylum inconsolably reign if irrevocably punctured akin

to mortally wounded crane

willpower to defeat death,

could not be staved,

stanched, nor stopped,

but tis fool hardy (mill Laurel Lei)

to allow, enable, or invite darksome, irksome,

or unwholesome thoughts,

whence best for this brain to rejoice in your awesome,

lithesome and winsome transformation

into a beauty, a non-biased commentary

I cannot resist to exclaim an angelic, beloved and charming progeny

endearingly frolicking thru

the meandering time stream,

perhaps stopping at Donny brooks edge where bucolic flora and fauna doth frame thee, (maybe such infinitesimal instant per one directional hull story of your life

via doth camera cap cha) if game

to pose as a gamine hipster inspiring

a jazzy kindling mosaic – type meme

before resuming skinny dipping back into the waters of life,

whereby experiential arcade beheld like a courtly table adorned with many a fancy feast to BuzzFeed, the sights and smells before yar senses

might appear as a charade boot upon scrutiny, ye exhibit hesitancy to inch closer comfort food

gluten free and NON GMO beckons so ye haint a frayed

to take measured

steps further into verdant ever glade puzzled at such cornucopia

cobbled together and laid

without the presence

of any handy dandy blues clues maid

in America, this novel

panoply pastiche of prideful quality eats, and thoughts circulate sans who paid for such resplendent sustenance, whence this Edenic garden ye strayed

until…without, a life size topiary

supremely chainsaw creation

viz green foliage (a hedgerow carved in the likeness of thee punim) all of a sudden a burst of doting,

and fawning family and friends

Salutes a touching, unanimously

voted wondrous young lady

no amount of riches would anybody trade HAPPY BIRTHDAY…a shout rings out with glory and scale

of your worthiness

no mass out weighed!

[discomedusae]

If Spy TF2 wanted estrogen I'd fucking get mine out for him. Don't worry babe this is Premium Gourmet Hormones. Then we kiss so hard he gets lightheaded and passes out on me and then I have to get him to Medic TF2 and then Spy wakes up and pukes out his estrogen pills (my estrogen btw) and Medic is like #slay and he lifts up his shirt (takes 20 seconds bc he's also wearing his coat) and he shows me his top surgery scars and me and Spy high five with him and then we all go to Starbucks together. Then me and Spy leave together after 2 hours and a Frapuccino Cunt Frinkles Sprinkle Rainbow Transgenderism Drink and we take a walk and I show him the meaning of Christmas (he passes out again I think he's anemic or something) then we go to the hospital because it's starting to worry us and then the Medic (BLU Medic because RED Medic is still at Starbucks getting it on with RED Heavy) tells me that my homemade estrogen pills are making Spy have slay syndrome (he faints a lot because he has subconsciously believed it is a Disney Princess attribute ever since he was 12 and my estrogen pills are making him have flashbacks) then me and Medic absolutely beat the everloving shit out of each other and Spy joins in then we stop because we know he's too fragile. So then we have a civilized conversation and Medic and I work out the Estrogen Slay Protection Hormones Or Some Shit so finally we figure out a proper hormone treatment for Spy so he stops fainting and I somehow lose all of my estrogen so I have horrible mood swings but Spy plays baby sensory videos for me every night then we kiss and every time I toot Spy TF2 gets scared but I comfort him and tell him it's okay. We will get married in Ohio by the way. One night I have this deafening glass-shattering toot and he flies out of the window and falls in the middle of the street like a lost kitten (he falls inside a box broken bones yadda yadda) and when I wake up because I can't feel his Spy TF2's beautiful slender hands. His hands scream elegance- Perfection even. Sculpted by god's finest angels himself. hugging me I scream like a wife losing her husband and then I run out of my apartment (we're in France right now I know it's an L but play along) and I find him Peter Family Guying Death Pose in the middle of the street and I do a little femenine run barefoot with just a nightgown on me and Spy TF2 is bleeding out of his mouth and ears and I kiss him and take him in my arms and since Medic is too busy reading literature with Heavy I take him to Engineer and Engie stares me up and down (disheveled little lady holding her Sloinky Boinky Thin Little Baguettelimbs Husband) and he clicks his tongue and I set Spy (he's like trying not to die right now we need him alive) on an operating table and then Engineer asks me if I'm fucking stupid and I break down crying and ask him if he's talking about the Toot or the fact I'm treating him like a Medic and he ignores both of my questions and starts talking about how he and Spy used to be married (I think he included something like a divorce because Spy is married to me now I think this is our honeymoon AND I ignored everything Engineer said because I was in his bathroom taking a very silent dookie) anyway I get out of the bathroom and Spy is ok again then we pull up to Merasmus TF2 and he gives me the Toot-Silencer spell in which I am cursed for the rest of my life to have light toots and never fart like a champion anyway Spy and I are now happily married and the toot incident will never happen again (he's also told me he's genderfluid and we kissed really hard and he didn't pass out this time so we celebrated by watching Finding Nemo)

[forthegothicheroine]

How other great detectives would solve the Chesapeake Ripper murders

A series I do sometimes.  For the purpose of this post, I will be assuming Hannibal does not have protagonist protection.  I will also do my best not to assume that any of these detectives have protagonist armor, either.

Columbo: Columbo is immediately suspicious when Hannibal says that he “transferred his passion for anatomy into the culinary arts.”  When Hannibal talks about his hobby of collecting news clippings about church collapses, Columbo knows for sure that only a serial killer would do that.  He keeps needling at Hannibal, being incessantly polite, asking a series of innocuous questions, mentioning that his wife has been urging him to go to therapy and can Hannibal tell him anything about that process?  Hannibal can tell he’s smarter than he seems, but doesn’t realize just how smart.  He’s also smart enough to finally come to arrest Hannibal with a full squad of burly guys with guns.  Columbo is also very sweet to Abigail and they write letters to each other after the case is over.

Phryne Fisher:  Phryne has an absolutely marvelous time investigating this case.  Hannibal takes her on dates to the opera and fine wine tastings and they have amazing sex.  She also almost has sex with Will Graham, but when he collapses on a chair and beings talking about all the troubles he’s been going through, including encephalitis symptoms, she ends up driving him to the hospital instead.  Between Will’s testimony about how Hannibal has been misleading him about his symptoms and her own secret swiping of keys, she becomes suspicious and investigates the murder house.  When Hannibal catches her, he promises that her death display will be the most beautiful one yet.  She shoots him non-fatally and he gets arrested.  (She may also be arrested for breaking and entering, but Hannibal can’t exactly claim stand-your-ground when he has a basement freezer full of body parts.)  Phryne also possibly sleeps with Alanna.

Sam Spade: I’ll be real here, Sam Spade is probably going to die.  His primary method is deliberately antagonizing people into giving him money, and Hannibal would absolutely put him in his ‘rude people’ recipe cards.  If Spade was clever, he left a dead man’s switch with Effie, and she goes to the police with the evidence folder when Spade’s body is found posed like a statue of a bird.

Sam Vimes: The moment Sam meets Hannibal he mentally classifies him as a vampire, even though he is not technically a vampire.  Hannibal keeps ‘forgetting’ and offering Sam food and drink with alcohol, talking about how harm reduction is much more viable than complete abstinence and generally trying to manipulate him into falling back down the addiction hole.  Sam gets brittle and suspicious in response.  Hannibal drugs him and tries to hypnotize him into believing he saw another character do the murders, but the Inner Watchman in Sam’s head comes to the rescue again and he slams Hannibal over the head with the nearest heavy art object.  Sybil still afterwards insists that Sam go to therapy to deal with his rage.

L: L wastes time going on dates with Hannibal and trying to trick him into implicating himself despite already having plenty of evidence, and Hannibal kills him and puts his head in a candy store.

Poirot: When Poirot attends dinner at one of Hannibal’s parties, he knows as soon as the meat touches his palette that it isn’t really rabbit.  He does his best to hide the fact that he isn’t eating, and whispers to Hastings to do the same.  When he finally has caught Hannibal in enough lies, he accuses him of murder while in a room with him, Will, Alanna, Abigail, Chilton, Able and Jack.  With so many witnesses, Hannibal maintains his cool and says that he’ll call his lawyer and see everyone in court.  When they actually investigate his house and find the human body freezer, Poirot faints.

Philip Marlowe: Every time Marlowe tries to bother Hannibal, the local cops drag him into the station and berate him for hassling a rich person.  He has long conversations with Hannibal when he does get him alone about great literature and the morality of Shakespeare characters.  Hannibal drugs him and tries to convince him he witnessed somebody else commit the murders, but Marlowe is so used to being drugged and seeing ridiculous things that he doesn’t trust any drug trip memories.  He is eventually able to catch Hannibal in the process of cleaning up after a murder, and both shoot each other.  Both survive and Hannibal gets arrested, but Hannibal taunts Marlowe that he will go the rest of his life never meeting anyone who understands him as well as he did.  Marlowe sadly agrees.

Dale Cooper: If Cooper does solve this case, it will take at least a season and a half.  It will be based less on evidence and more on Hannibal having dark energy and his name coming up when Cooper picks it out of a bag of ice cubes with initials carved onto them.  Abigail finally breaks down and confesses everything that’s happened to Cooper, and he tells her she’s not an evil person.  He and Hannibal shoot each other; both survive.  Hannibal goes to jail but continues to influence other people to commit murders from within jail.  Cooper ends up in a coma, and when he wakes up, he reports visions of a feathered stag telling him that he should look for new hair gel.

Kinsey Milhone: Kinsey inherently distrusts smug rich people, and no rich person is smugger than Hannibal.  She spends a lot of time talking to Abigail about their mutual family issues and becomes suspicious of how much her answers seem to have been worded ahead of time by Hannibal.  She tracks him and manages to find him while he’s in the process of cutting someone up.  They attack each other, and it’s pretty much a coin flip as to who survives.  If it’s Kinsey, the resulting story is called C is for Cannibal.

Miss Marple: Miss Marple thinks Hannibal dresses in such a lovely fashion, and he’s so sweet to invite her over for a glass of sherry.  She doesn’t attempt to look around his house or catch him in the act of murder or do anything dangerous, she just compares notes about what’s being said by him, Will and Abigail, and unravels a web of lies to find some definite conclusions.  Jack Crawford and the entire FBI are humiliated that a nosy old lady sitting in her living room figured everything out before they did.

[101daysofwizardvacation]

this pack idea is insane. heres what i think the professors would stream because the thought wouldnt leave my head

Falmea: she would do those streams where it's just someone filling out an immaculate notebook, and its full of lesson plans - or she streams classes

Cyrus: just reads a book. not even out loud. just him sitting in his office. occasionally someone coughs

Moolinda: beauty/gardening streams

Arthur Wethersfield: tutoring streams. Alhazred can't use a camera

Greyrose: BAKING!! its surprisingly well edited and very cozy

Balestrom: works on his inventions, taking the camera around with him and doing really fast, excited commentary, and occasionally stuff explodes (michael reeves frog)

Dworgyn: he does video games on twitch. he doesn't know how to play and also can't figure out how to use a camera or mic. however, crazy amounts of wizards tune in because they find it hilarious

bonus, the Wizard: choppy streams of them questing in whatever world they're in, and when they get defeated the camera records their unconscious body in the family guy death pose lying on the floor til they get up again

this is so funny. the idea of streaming being canon in the wizverse is too fucking funny