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Just got a new knight! I sure hope his unwavering loyalty, mindless devotion, and tendency to kneel before me to kiss the palm of my hand before he commits atrocities in my name doesn't awaken anything in me.

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Kristin, writing in her diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

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as a pink lover. The ""universal""" hatred of the color pink by young girls is due to the heavy expectation of femininity forced on them. It is an expression of frustration at gender roles. It is not internalized misogyny. No you will not inevitably start liking pink as an adult and if you do that is not healing your inner divine feminine or whatever we're saying now. Its a color. 😁👍

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yes it’s normal my heart rate is this high. i have. a condition. the condition being Prey Animal

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calling out for my mom in a moment of extreme pain and terror, but taking an aside to explain to the audience that i mean i want the concept of a mother as caregiver and protector to defend and rescue me rather than my literal mom, whose presence would neither bring me comfort nor improve the situation

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"I love you but you're doing wrong in a way I cannot condone" and "I hate you but you're being wronged in a way I cannot stomach" are top tier and I need more of them.

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Wifeplay where you have sex with your wife who loves you and you love her

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Simon: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess.

Travis: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to?

Kristin: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit.

Emma: Guys.

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In the good version of spn that lives in my head after jack brings everyone (everyone) back and dissolves into existential god dust there is a little 3 year old boy left behind 💕

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support group for niche blorbo appreciators

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I'm hoping this anti-porn movement gets rolled back, but if we have to settle in for the long haul, Tumblr is actually very well-situated for it, not just because we had our porn apocalypse ages ago but because this site is full of people who are horny but don't actually have sex, and fully sublimate their sexuality into unrecognizable abstractions and symbolism

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he should be bending me over and fucking me so full until I can’t breathe or think

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"family function"...? i didn't know it could do that

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the most fucked up thing in the secret history was those sandwiches the twins were eating

like hwat in the name of god

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I personally think Cathy Dollanganger and Orel Puppington have a lot to bond over.

Orel could heal her tbh

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