#... I swear

[vixen-flame]

What does pro mental illness mean in this context?

yall are pro mental illness until they hallucinate

yall are pro mental illness until they dissociate

yall are pro mental illness until they self-isolate

yall are pro mental illness until they're paranoid

yall are pro mental illness until they split

yall are pro mental illness until it's too Scary for your comparatively neurotypical brain to handle

[bigby-billy]

I'M SO SURPRISED HOW MANY OF YOU LIKED THOSE SILLY GODSONAS and in continuation to this post I actually had a HILARIOUS IDEA:

What if God of Rest also was responsible for rest after death. Would that be fucked up or what

[soonielo]

Lhykis, Phoenix Lord of the Warpspiders, The Whispering Web and professional spiderman cosplayer.

A women of many talents

...

Do u know how much i worked on this???? Bro... it isn't even funny.

[thehelltingvilleclub]

Guys Im not a furry

But I might be good at drawing Kemonomimis You're welcome, whoever requested pete on a leash You did this

[noncriminal-infomaniac]

@zxcvbnmickey

— Simone de Beauvoir, from a letter to Nelson Algren c. November 1949

[acksolotel618]

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[wanderingmind867]

When you really think about it, Percy Jackson comes off worse than most of the other protagonists in the Heroes of Olympus series. Who wiped Iapetus's memory and then left him to rot? Percy did. Who promised to one day come back for Calypso, only to forget all about her? Percy did. Who asked for recognition for the minor gods, but only cared about a handful of them? Percy.

But you actually visited and checked on Iapetus? Nico. Who actually went back for Calypso? Leo. Who actually made sure all deities got honoured? Jason. Percy never lived up to the potential and the hype that Rick Riordan built around him. He's probably one of the most boring protagonists. I still remember how he initially felt ashamed to have Tyson as a brother. I know that he felt that way because of peer pressure and everything, but it still makes me uncomfortable to think about.

So I think that's my problem with Percy Jackson. Some of his character traits are relatable, but not nearly enough. He feels like a very three dimensional character, but he's also not that relatable to me. Percy was a kid who always got in trouble at school. I'm the kid who never speaks, and subsequently is usually tolerated. I was bullied once in grade 4, but that was it. Most of the time, nobody in school seems to hate me (I suppose it is hard to hate someone who never expresses themself, though). I feel more kinship with Nico di Angelo, Jason Grace, Frank Zhang, etc. I don't hate Percy, but he's not going to be in my top five favorite characters from Rick Riordan's books.

[damsel-in-mistress]

I'm reading the jhamboink version of The Picture of Dorian Gray, which seeks to restore the original version of the text before editors got their hands on it to make it less..."vulgar and unclean" aka GAY.

And I cannot stress enough how lovely it is.

How utterly, breathtakingly lovely.

And gay. Hella gay.

And how much it reminds me of Alex Turner and Miles Kane.

[i-lick-your-gun]

He probably doesn't even know about the semidemicolon.

[livelaughlou]

I'm back to livelaughlou because I love it so much.

I'M SORRY DON'T MURDER ME

[cartwrong]

For the @ficwip word of the week: sign.

Lamb eased River onto the damp floor of the cabin, and he finally let out a shuddering breath. Lamb’s hand lingered on his shoulder momentarily before crossing back to the door and closing it as quietly as possible.

River looked up at him, attempting to catch his breath, “So–so what’s the plan? Hope they get lost?”

“Hope they’re dumb enough to lose interest,” Lamb replied as he slid to the window, moving the heavy curtain aside just wide enough to look outside. “But that’s just Plan A. If they find us, Plan B involves me leaving you as bait.”

“Funny,” River huffed a laugh, hoping he was joking, though it turned into a cough, pain flaring up his leg. “Wait you are taking the piss, right?”

Lamb’s lip curled, though River thought he saw something softer beneath the usual gruffness. Though that might be the concussion.

“Don’t flatter yourself, Cartwright,” he muttered. “I just hate paperwork. Besides, you’re already half-dead—wouldn’t be much of a distraction.”

A silence fell between them, tense and palpable and like a countdown neither of them could see. Outside, the forest was still, only the distant hoot of an owl breaking the quiet. They both waited, ears straining for any sign of pursuit. River’s leg throbbed in tune with each heartbeat, a constant reminder of just how fucked they were.

[waggledoogledoggle]

HOLY CRAP

YALL

LOOK AT HOW MUCH ANGEL LIGHTS UP NOW JUST BY HUSK TALKING TO HIM

QUITE LITERALLY ALL HUSK SAID WAS “hey” AND HE JUST-

HIS WHOLE FACE, HIS ENTIRE DEMEANOR JUST BRIGHTENS AND LIGHTS UP

[i-lick-your-gun]

Can't believe I forgot to add that female genitalia builds itself up to twice its thickness in preparation for pregnancy and if they don't get pregnant then it literally RIPS ITSELF APART IN A PAINFUL SHOWER OF BLOOD, and that all happens once a MONTH.

[dingbatsy]

Alastor sucks at roleplay!

Thanking @notherpuppet for gifting the fandom with this perfect nurse Alastor design 💕

Who will be his next patient, I wonder? 🤔

[gambeque]

im normal