#.⛓️ `` — confessions.

[sinful-lanterns]

CW: Sugar mommy relationship, mentions of alcohol

Thinking about Chelsea opening up a secret “Sugar Mommy Club” at the Bureau, where the MILF-like women in PTN all gather to discuss how they spoil their babygirls and show them off like trophies to one another (and perhaps trade their sugar babies around so they could share too)

Oh to be that one sugar baby that is commonly passed around by all the MILF women. Just clinging to their sides and looking all pretty and nonchalant, all the while they fondle your breasts under your dress and kiss you until all you can taste is the dry champagne they’ve been drinking on their tongue. You’re definitely their favorite sugar baby out of the bunch, so reactive to their touches, and so cute when you sit on their laps so they could feel your pussy needily dripping on their thighs. Just begging to be stuffed full with their fingers and their straps until your sweet whines fill the dark room and drown out the record player brought by Shalom…

I want to be passed around and unraveled like the parcel game.

[regretevatorians]

Wallter is a beautiful ballerina

Yes

[fictionkinfessions]

I felt very famous for the brief moment that Stuart and I's Olive Garden outing was pinned. Thanks MPC. Telepathically sending you a breadstick. ♥ #⛓️🥃

I'm so thrilled to have been part of Gorillaz history, Murdoc friend! Thank you for the bread sticks and important update! May all your Quests be as successful!!

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[slhydrus]

⛓️au argenthill

boothill and argenti knew each other and had a loving relationship, until boothill is killed by the cpi and reconstructed as a machine. In this process, boothill has his memories erased, forgetting everything he once had, even completely about argenti. until they meet again in penacony, argenti asks where boothill has been all this time and thought that his lover was dead, on the other hand, boothill only sees argenti as a threat and draws his gun to kill him, the face of the beauty knight He stands a few centimeters from the gun barrel, with heavy eyes and a melancholy expression, he just confesses that Boothill is as beautiful as the day he lost it.

[florida3exclamationpoints]

Were you sent ➡️ by someone 👤 who wanted me dead ☠️ did you sleep 💤 with a gun 🔫 underneath our bed 🛏 were you writing ✍️ a book 📕 were you a sleeper😴 cell ⛓️ spy 🕵‍♂️ in fifty 5️⃣0️⃣ years 🗓 will all this be declassified 🗃 and you'll confess 💬 why you did it and I'll say 🗣📢 GOOD RIDDANCE 📢 cause it wasn't ❌️ ~sexy~ 🥵 once it wasn't ❌️ forbidden 🚨 I would've died 😵 for your sins ⛪️ instead I just died 🪦 inside 😞 and you 🫵 DESERVE PRISON 🚔 but you WON'T 🙅‍♂️ get TIME ⏱️ you'll slide 📲 into inboxes 📩 and slip through the bars 🪜 you crashed 💥 my party 🎉 and your rental car 🚗 you said normal girls 👩 were BORING 🥱 but you were gone 🧳 by the morning 🌄 you KICKED 🦵 OUT THE STAGE LIGHTS 💡 BUT YOURE STILL PERFORMING 🎙 and in plain sight 👁 you hid 🫣 but you are 💯 what you did ✔️ and I'll forget 🤯 you but I'll never 🚫 forgive ❤️‍🩹 the ~smallest 🤏 man 🧍‍♂️ who ever lived~ 🫀

[sinful-lanterns]

Reader: *sneezes*

Every PTN woman wearing a coat within a ten mile radius: *charges at the speed of light to cover you with their coat*

[regretevatorians]

what if Pest x Sebastian(Pressure)

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[fictionkinfessions]

Ahoy MPC. Was my ask about alcohol on anon? I wrote it while I was walking and can't recall if I toggled the anonymous button on or not. Ta #⛓️🥃

Yes, you were anonymous! And no worries, ask messages with custom tags get private replied they're off anon!

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꒰ 🍰 ꒱꒱  ꣑୧ 7 𝒱AMP 𝓑ROTHERS X 𝒴OU ? !

𝓐KA .. 𝓓ARK 𝓜OON 𝓑OYS 𝓐S 𝒴OUR 𝓑FS !!

𝓗ELI

♥︎ The sweetest boyfriend ever.. have you seen the way he treats Sooha?

♥︎ Always exhausted after nightball practice but still makes a beeline for your dorm to hang out, help you with your homework.. and if you’re tired too, he’ll just give you the answers :P

♥︎ As calm and mature as Heli seems, he’s honestly a little puppy-like, always following you around, even if you don’t have classes together.

↳ Heli’s hands gently stroked your hair, running the soft strands through his fingers. He particularly loved when you wore your hair down, because it was easier for him to play with it. Truth be told, he felt at ease when he was with you. Heli forgot his schedule when he was with you as well, which is why he was shocked when you suddenly stopped and turned to stare at him.

“Ah.. what is it, princess?”

“Isn’t your class that way?”

♥︎ oh.. he loves calling you princess. if you know the lore, it’s not because you were a princess in your past life or something like my opp Sooha. he just finds it a cute nickname !!

♥︎ don’t be surprised when he suddenly starts showing up in all of your classes, by the way. it’s not like he threatened the teachers to switch him to your classes.

(the other 6 are under the cut!)

𝓙AAN

♥︎ since jaan is a lot like jay, i think he’d act a lot like him

♥︎ he always gives you his jacket, even when it’s hot out. he claims it’s so that no weirdos try and ask you out, but really in all honesty, his heart swells with pride seeing you in his clothes.

♥︎ holds your hand at every given opportunity. he just loves you sm!!

♥︎ possessive, not in the stereotypical “touch her and i’ll kill you 🐺🐺🐺⛓️⛓️🥀” type of way (well maybe in his head) but more of a “yeah she has a boyfriend. 😐” type of way.

↳ “Do you ever get dress coded for not having your jacket?” You suddenly blurted out. Jaan, who had been sitting next to you, seemed caught off guard by the question.

“Well, no, not really. But I’m sure you know that my brothers and I are favored around Decelis, even by the teachers.” He responded, although looking to the side as he talked, as if attempting to recall any memories he could relay to you. Afterwards, though, he cracked a grin, taking one hand and gently ruffling your hair. “But even if I did, I wouldn’t mind. You’re worth more to me than a good school record.”

♥︎ pats your head a looot. even if you’re taller than him. plus….. he coddles you so much. you can do no wrong in his eyes.

𝓙INO

♥︎ very reckless. loves you so much.

♥︎ loves when you come to watch him practice, will do stupid and risky moves just to impress you, even if he ends up falling flat on his face.

♥︎ breaks rules all the time just to be with you!!

♥︎ comes to class with you and will sit in your partner’s seat even if that person has to move

♥︎ hops onto your dorm’s balcony late at night to hang out with you, pounds on your door and makes you groan loudly and shove your head into your pillow bc YOU WANNA SLEEP !!!!

↳ “Um.. Jino?” Your boyfriend turned to look at you, green eyes glistening as he gave you his full attention. “Don’t you have history right now?” You addressed the elephant in the room: the fact that Jino had kicked out the boy that usually sat next to you without any remorse.

“Yeah, I do.” He sat back and nodded, giving you a serious and non-apologetic stare, as if he was waiting for you to try him.

“.. Nevermind..” You felt a slight chill go down your spine, and just looked away. Maybe it was better to just not say anything at all.

𝓢OLON

♥︎ oh boy

♥︎ tsundere … usually i don’t use that word but we’ve all read the webtoon.

♥︎ was shellshocked when you confessed bc he’s always so aloof and mean!! but he didn’t complain .. and he’s the same way as your bf

♥︎ “i didn’t try and walk with you! i just have a class over here.” meanwhile his class is in another building

♥︎ is actually so sweet and doting, but all of that is hidden behind his shy and standoffish demeanor. he’s such a sweetie though..

↳ “Ki—wait—kiss you? I— I.. “ Solon stuttered, blood rushing to his pale face, flushing it red. You stood there in front of him, tapping your lips expectantly. Was a goodbye kiss before classes started such a tall order? You pouted, and Solon tried to reason: “You.. you can’t just ..”

Getting impatient, you stood on your toes and grabbed Solon’s face without warning, pressing your lips onto his. He froze up for a moment, but let his hands fall down and find your waist. Solon was sweet, you just had to give him a little push to make him act like it.

𝓢HION

♥︎ oh boy x2

♥︎ if you thought heli was clingy, wait until you meet shion

♥︎ pouts and will even cry if you don’t hang out with him in between classes

♥︎ i talked about confessing for solon: for shion, he didn’t even confess, just kissed you one day in front of everyone while you were walking to math

♥︎ is so delusional, holds hands with you as he skips down the hallway with you walking behind him, a little embarrassed at how he just cuts through people

♥︎ wants to get married and have kids 💔

↳ “.. Shion, what is this?” You deadpanned as your boyfriend dragged you into a seemingly expensive store. Okay.. you had to admit that you felt a bit bad for saying that: his eyes shined so prettily that you couldn’t say no. With a sigh, you just let him drag you through the doors. Shion immediately tapped his finger on one of the displays.

“Give me your hand..” He gave you puppy eyes, but you replied with an almost warning tone. “Shion..” But he was just too convincing.

With a sigh, you let his hand wrap around your wrist, pressing it against the display case so he could imagine it.

“What are you doing?”

“Just wondering if this ring would fit you.”

♥︎ you thought the marriage thing was just a small headcanon? nope. you two will get married, shion won’t settle for anything else.

𝓙AKAH

♥︎ jakah, like jungwon, would definitely be very chivalrous.

♥︎ suuuch a gentleman!!

♥︎ buys you huge bouquets, pays for your lunch—he’ll even give you his nightball uniform. smiles and brags to his brothers when you walk around in his shirt.

↳ “Hey, hey Jino. You see her?” Jakah nudged his brother with his elbow, pointing at you, who was talking to Heli. The red-haired boy narrowed his eyes, scanning the long-sleeved shirt that was likely a gift that Jakah was about to brag about to him. It read: JAKAH 4 — DECELIS ACADEMY.

“Yeah, yeah, I see it.” Jino grumbled. He looked away, but Jakah pointed again, obviously excited.

“I gave it to her—are you looking?”

Jino let out a groan. Jakah was so affectionate towards you that it was annoying.

♥︎ jakah is also huge on physical touch. he always has an arm wrapped around your shoulder at the least — and he’ll carry you around bridal style at the most. even if you get embarrassed, he’ll only laugh and comment how cute you are when you hide your face in his chest.

♥︎ just like in the webtoon, takes your safety super seriously. you can’t go anywhere alone, especially since (non-sentient) vampires are so rampant .. jakah just can’t take the risk.

^ think of that time when heli said, “[…] i can’t leave sooha’s safety up to chance.”

𝓝OA

♥︎ really aloof, but unlike solon, he isn’t a tsundere type. actually—noa is that type that’s cold to everyone except for you.

♥︎ like jakah, he’s big on physical touch but it’s more natural.. and more subtle. holds hands with you wherever you two go, has an arm wrapped around your waist in public..

♥︎ you thought i’d make a fanfic without someone’s hair being played with ?? nope. noa always invites you over for sleepovers.. loves playing with your hair as you sleep on his chest <3 sings you to sleep until you’re softly snoring on top of him.

↳ “… It’s like a po-oh-oh-laroid love, s—ah..” Noa’s voice faltered and came to a stop. After only a few minutes of singing to you, your eyes had shut, and you’d fallen asleep on top of his chest .. once again. Your cheek was squished against him, head slightly rising and falling as his chest did. Noa found you adorable.

Small grin forming on his face, Noa reached out—carefully, so carefully—to gently stroke your hair, fingers weaving through the strands, cautious to not wake you. He loves nights like this — it made his heart swell with affection just from being able to hold you like this. These were moments that made him realize how genuinely in love he was with you.

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a/n : i revised some small details 9/22/24 !!

[kurishiri]

10 . . . “ that which the avaricious madness seeks ”

— ⛓️❤️ elbert’s main route chapter 10 premium story.

— this translation may not be 100% accurate or may contain creative liberties. if you enjoy, please consider reblogging, but don’t repost or claim these as your own!

— cw: obsessive or possessive behavior, objectification.

Elbert: Kate——I want you.

Kate: ...!

——It was not a confession of love.

That was the one thing I understood very clearly.

Kate: But why, so suddenly...

Elbert: Because, you are beautiful.

I couldn’t hide my hesitation at that answer, which did not waver once.

Kate: But... didn’t you say that... you couldn’t tell if something was beautiful or not?

Elbert: Yes, but I feel I understand it now.

E: You are beautiful.

E: ——That’s why, I want to have you.

E: So, become mine, Kate.

Kate: ...

No matter how much I searched his eyes, I couldn’t sense any lie nor deception.

For a moment, I almost took his word for it, but I stopped myself.

(No, there... there is something off...)

What I felt from his eyes wasn’t something sweet like love.

Rather, I felt the same as the time when, at the party we infiltrated, Lord Elbert had poured obsession and madness over the painting of the sea.

——The reason why he seemed to want something was to atone for his sin.

(If what Alfons said was true, then...)

—— Flashback ——

Alfons: Let me just warn you, though — the more you wish for happiness, the more Elbie will try to hurt himself.

—— End flashback ——

(Could it be that now, he’s...)

(...trying to hurt himself in order to have me...?)

Because when I’m with him, he is completely able to breathe.

Because he shouldn’t be able to.

Kate: To use words like ‘have’ toward another person...

K: That’s not like you, Lord Elbert.

Elbert: ...Really? ...I have a deep greed, so... it’s a word I use often.

E: I want the beautiful you. So, I want to ‘have’ you.

E: ...Is there, something strange about that?

I understood his flow of logic, but seeing him treat people as objects clashed with my image of the Lord Elbert I knew.

(When I was being treated like an object myself, Lord Elbert protected me.)

—— Flashback ——

Middle-aged gentleman: Now, that just won’t do, a rubbish stone like you, standing among the finest gem in the showcase.

White-haired lady: Truly… she is a disgrace to beauty.

Elbert: ……Could you stop?

E: Touching her, criticizing her… please stop that.

—— End flashback ——

(He should know that being treated like an object is discomforting.)

And yet, to use such objectifying words himself on others... it makes me wonder if he doesn’t really mean those words.

Kate: When you say ‘become mine’... what exactly, does that entail?

Elbert: ...Exactly as it sounds.

E: For a start, I... want to keep you in that room.

Kate: ...

E: I want to keep you inside, and... so that you won’t ever escape, lock the room.

That lonely room where there is no moving thing, no living thing, filled with beautiful things,

and those hollow eyes of the taxidermied animals and specimens, all passed through the back of my mind, and I felt a chill run down my spine.

Kate: What... will happen to me, in your room?

Elbert: ...I don’t know.

E: Because, this is the first time I thought... of having a human.

E: But... maybe we can find out... ‘how far to go.’

E: It’s okay... I won’t do anything to hurt you.

But when I saw those empty eyes bely his smile, my heart stung.

(Even if I’m locked in his room alive, or I’m killed and put up as decoration...)

(‘Having’ me will surely... not make Lord Elbert happy.)

(Lord Elbert himself even said so...)

I don’t know what sin he is trying to atone for.

But, if his atonement is wanting beautiful things, having them... hurting them...

(If I don’t want to see him sad anymore,)

(I——must never become his.)

Kate: If you lock me, and you have my body,

K: I won’t ever become yours, Lord Elbert.

Elbert: ...Why?

Kate: If you really want me, then start from my heart.

Elbert: Your heart...?

Kate: T-that’s right.

I know it was a desperate excuse, but right now I need to stall for time.

Time to get my thoughts in order, and think about what I should do.

With this resolve, I searched for words.

Kate: If you capture my heart first, then I will happily give you all of my body.

(This almost feels like... deceiving a devil from one of those stories.)

(But, Lord Elbert will surely hear my wish out.)

(Because, he is... a kind person.)

Elbert: ......I see.

E: Then, I’ll take your heart. So that, all of you can become mine.

That smile, which seemed to be filled with a madness that resembled being possessed, was so beautiful it sent shivers down me.

(...But thank goodness. With this, I’ve bought some time.)

(Time to think of a way Lord Elbert doesn’t have to hurt others any more.)

I placed my hand on my chest in relief, and Lord Elbert tilted his head.

Elbert: ...So, how will I know if I have your heart or not?

Kate: Eh? Umm...

(I need some action to show it. Something I would never do against my will—)

Kate: If I... kiss you.

I said the first thing that came to mind.

Kate: If you take my heart, I will show it with a kiss, from me to you.

Elbert: ......Alright.

With that, Lord Elbert finally averted his eyes from me...

...and he collapsed onto the bed.

Elbert: ...I’m, a little tired.

His whisper seemed to contain a trace of hurt, and when I remembered the things that happened here just before, it made my own heart sting.

Kate: Please get some rest now.

Elbert: ......Thank you.

At our gentle exchange now, the madness in his eyes just before seemed like a lie.

(But...)

That dark, heavy obsession I felt lingered on the palm of my hand, which was being held by Lord Elbert’s.

Elbert: Kate... what is this?

Kate: Hm?

Elbert: Your finger is hurt. ...From when?

When I looked down at my finger, I could see that, as if my index finger had been grazed, it had turned red.

Kate: Ah... maybe from the doorknob.

Elbert: Doorknob...?

Kate: When I put my hand on the doorknob, the door opened from the inside, so it was probably from then.

(I was so caught up on making sure Lord Elbert was alright... I didn’t notice I’d gotten hurt.)

Kate: There’s no blood, and it doesn’t hurt. It should be fine.

Elbert: ...It’s not fine.

Kate: Eh...

Elbert: It’s not fine, for you to be hurt.

Lord Elbert’s lips slowly approached the red wound on my index finger.

Kate: ...Nn...

Elbert: ...May you feel better soon.

He left a fleeting kiss on my finger, as if casting a spell to make the pain disappear, and my heart fluttered.

(You say things like how you want to lock me and how you want to make me yours...)

...but the way he gently soothed my wound, was surely a part of the Lord Elbert I knew.

And that’s why, my heart hurt so bad, I could hardly bear it.

Kate: Um... Lord Elbert, I’m fine now, so, your hand...

Elbert: ...I won’t let go.

Lord Elbert’s hand doesn’t loosen, but rather tighten around my palm.

Elbert: Because, someone else might steal you away while I’m sleeping...

Kate: ...I won’t be taken that easily.

Elbert: That’s not true. It would be easy.

E: The people in the manor know, that you are here in this room.

E: If anything happened to you, I would not like that.

Lord Elbert shifted his attention to the door, fixing his eyes on it.

It was like he was a being of the wild that was wary of a predator that might come in.

(...Has he always been like this?)

Seeing him like that squeezed my heart to the point it was painful.

(Lord Elbert was... not able to relax in his own home.)

(When did this start... and why?)

For that, I had to know what was the sin that had burdened Lord Elbert, who simply accepted the mistreatment he faced.

But, Alfons said digging deeper would be dangerous.

Maybe... I would end up reaching a point where we could no longer laugh or smile together.

(But, I can’t simply sit here and watch Lord Elbert suffer more than he already has.)

I didn’t want him to be sad.

You are a very kind soul, and so——I want you to smile.

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ugh, i just love you ⛓️ When you accidently let the a love confession towards your best friend, Spencer Reid, tumble out of your mouth, you think you’ve ruined the friendship between you completely.

pretty when i cry 🌸⛓️ When Spencer returns home he gets immediately worried when he sees you bawling your eyes out. Little does he know, it’s just because of a book.

care for a dance? 🌸 spencer learns how to dance to teach you.

long hair!spencer nsfw drabble ❤️‍🔥

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i don't know what i'd do without you 🌸⛓️ Aaron comforts you after a nightmare.

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criminal minds requests open! also for other characters within the universe (derek morgan,...) and queer ships/fics!

[sinful-lanterns]

Thinking about playing a game of pool with some of the PTN ladies. Namely Langley, Shalom, Eirene, Nightingale, Matilda, Bai Yi, and anyone else you think would be into pool, as they all gather around to take their best shots at winning the game. Usually these women are very focused and concentrated on their moves, yet this time, you were simply too distracting for them as they couldn’t help but stare at your ass as you bend over innocently to line up your shot. Unaware that all these women were gazing hungrily at you like a gazelle, while they were the predators eying their prey…

Nightingale and Matilda may be blushing and biting their lips shyly, but the other women in the room are staring at you like you were a feast. They wanted nothing more than to have you sprawled against the green carpet of their little pool table, that mouth of yours put to work with one woman, while the other women occupied your hands, pussy, tits, you name it. They wanted to have you as their game instead, and the more they played pool with you, the more they wanted to play something else with you… 💕

I just wanted to thirst about playing pool with some hot women—

[regretevatorians]

why is it so hard for people on ao3 to just. not post smut??? didn't the creators of regretevator say they were uncomfortable with smut of their characters???????

i don't care if somebody is writing smut just don't post that shit. respect the creator's boundaries please

i know right holyfucj i am NOT interested of abook that is just a mannequin and a wall having say gex

[fictionkinfessions]

I had taro boba tea today too, mpc!! Funny that. :-) #⛓️🥃

Noice!! Gotta keep your coolness levels up with maximum special treats!

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[so-long-soldier-writes]

~ updated: 6/15/24

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~ back to masterlist

✨ ~ fluff

🖤 ~ smut

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• never let me go ~ (here) (ao3) 💚✨

you're getting used to the coldness in your apartment. the chill that lingers in the air, the absence of his presence. for four months you wait for him, willing for the past and cursing those who've altered your future; wishing for the way things used to be, and hoping they wouldn't be lost beyond repair. but the next time you see him, out on your doorstep, you realize you can't just pick up the pieces, you have to restart the whole puzzle. (heretic!kai) pt. 2 ~ (here) (ao3) pt. 3 - (here) (ao3)

• gorgeous ~ (here) (ao3) ✨🖤

troubled by his own body, kai's afraid to go all the way with you. that is, until you confess you love him regardless of the way he looks, giving him just the confidence he's needed all along. (tw: implied abuse & s3lf h4rm) (virgin!kai)

• anatomy class ~ (here) (ao3) 🖤

kai + magic + boredom = trouble (high school au / both 18+)

• dog days are over ~ (here) (ao3) ⛓️💚✨

the post-wedding heartbreak never ceases. without him, life seems to lose its meaning. but despite your best efforts to depart and chase the void that seems to call to you, somehow you're held back. someone refuses to let you go. (tw: sui attempt)

• feeding 101 ~ (here) (ao3) ✨🌈

damon was a great teacher during elena's transition, but he's less than helpful when kai escapes hell and needs to feed. luckily, you're there at the right place, right time, and offer to teach him, (much to damon's disapproval). (heretic!kai)

• teensy little crush ~ (here) (ao3) ✨

you have a crush on kai you haven't been able to shake for weeks. unfortunately, you're too shy to do anything about it, either. but luckily, elena steps in with a plan, and helps you win over the witch's heart.

• the agreement ~ (here) (ao3) ✨💚(ish)

helping kai adjust to a normal life has its ups and downs, but he, of course, always wins in the end.

• good morning ~ (here) (ao3) ⛓️🖤✨

you and kai make an agreement to wake each other up one morning when the other's least expecting it. it has an… unexpected outcome. (tw: cnc / somnophilia)

• flying monkeys ~ (here) (ao3) 🌈

kai mentions in passing that he can fly a plane. you challenge him to prove it.

• new year's kiss ~ (here) (ao3) ✨🌈

it's tradition for new year's to start with a kiss… just like it's tradition to kiss under a mistletoe. and unfortunately, as traditional as mystic falls is, there's no way out but through

• of mice and... heretics? ~ (here) (ao3) ✨🌈

of all the problems to have in mystic falls, yours is mice... luckily, kai comes to the rescue (heretic!kai) (soft!kai)

• red ~ (here) (ao3) 💚✨

for forty years, kai only knew three shades of red. however, he finally finds his fourth and favorite the year he settles into a new life in mystic falls.

• bar shots ~ (here) (ao3) 🖤

your newest coworker takes his staring problem further up a notch.

• little wolf ~ (here) (ao3) ✨

kai bonds with the girl that lives down the hall from him in the boarding house. (wolf!reader)

• airport troubles ~ (here) (ao3) 🖤✨

you face some trouble with TSA while trying to catch your flight. the suspicious agent uses some unconventional methods to get the truth out of you.

• stormy weather ~ (here) (ao3) ⛓️✨

the rule is always the same: thirty minutes after it storms, kai can spend some time outside. that's when most people are still in their homes and it's too muddy for the children to go out yet. though this time, his father bends the rule, just a little, and lets his son out one wet, chilly afternoon. it just so happens that something bad is about to go down at that very same time, and luckily, kai is there to protect her. (tw: s3lf h4rm)

• our little secret ~ (here) (ao3) 🖤

you should've known wearing a short little skirt would rile him up. but then again... maybe you did it on purpose. (80s!step-brother!kai)

• make me a promise, please? ~ (here) (ao3) ✨💚 | requested

sometimes the easiest way to deal with pain is to feel it upon your skin. but of course, there's consequences to that. for years, you've been able to hide your scars, though, as you'll quickly discover, you can't hide the truth from your boyfriend for long.

• more than friends ~ (here) (ao3) ✨🖤

your "more than friends" status with kai is revealed when you lose hold of a silencing spell. jo, of course, has a lot to say about it. (80s!kai x witch!reader)

• his for eternity ~ (here) (ao3) ✨🖤⛓️💚 | requested

alaric steals a gemini grimoire, summoning you and kai back to mystic falls. trying to get it back proves to be a challenge with a risk kai’s not willing to take. (heretic!kai) (witch!reader)

• drunk words are sober thoughts ~ (here) (ao3) ✨

of course, on the night all your friends are hooking up, you get too drunk to take yourself home. walking home at night, drunk, and in mystic falls is not something on your bucket list, and to make matters worse, you can't help but feel a pair of eyes on you from a distance. so, feeling desperate, you call the contact given to you "for emergencies only," and hope that he shows.

• best cure for boredom ~ (here) (ao3) 🖤⛓️

you text your boyfriend, bored in class and looking for entertainment, but instead catch him in one of his needier moments. after two seconds of debate, you decide you have nothing better to do than to help him.

• favorite sociopath ~ (here) (ao3) ✨

damon and bonnie leave you in charge of babysitting kai. you accept willingly as time to get to know him.

• almost caught ~ (here) (ao3) ✨🖤

innocent cuddling turns into something more on one of the few nights a week joshua parker lets you spend alone time with kai. who can blame you, as strict as he is?

• bloodlust ~ (here) (ao3) 🖤⛓️

part of you knew it was wishful thinking to believe vampires couldn't sense period blood. your heretic best friend proves that true when he comes over to see you. in fact, to him, it smells even sweeter than the blood you normally offer, and he practically begs you for a taste. (heretic!kai) (virgin!kai)

• brooklyn ~ (here) (ao3) ✨

kai finds you wearing his shirt.

• see you at seven ~ (here) (ao3) ⛓️

you let kai feed off you for the first time. (heretic!kai)

• go to hell ~ (here) (ao3) 🖤⛓️

there's nothing like waking up realizing you've been kidnapped by mystic falls' own sociopath, malachai parker. will this day end with your blood on his hands, or will his sweet spot for you save your life? (tw: cnc)

• love bite ~ (here) (ao3) ⛓️

a make-out session gets heated. kinks are explored. a friends' dinner reveals all.

• nightmares ~ (here) (ao3) ✨

after three straight days of kai having nightmares, you can't take the cries anymore and need to intervene.

• he’s like a puppy ~ (here) (ao3) ✨

an argument starts up when damon and bonnie return to the boarding house to find you and kai spending time together. it goes south when you start to defend kai against your friends' remarks.

#1 - stomach ache ~ (here) (ao3) ✨

kai comforting you when you have a stomach ache

#2 - pink starbursts ~ (here) (ao3) ✨🌈

listening to caroline plan a party gets boring. kai finds a way to entertain himself.

#3 - can’t help that i love you ~ (here) (ao3) ✨

while you and kai aren't necessarily in a relationship, no one can ignore the way you are together. it started with kai's nightmares, bringing you to his side for nightly comfort. soon, gentle touches on his back led to full blown hugs and forehead kisses; simple conversation turned to long talks, and you're only getting closer every day. kai feels safe with you, and you're falling for him. maybe he's falling for you, too. this is why your "thing" needs to stop. right now. (soft!kai)

#4 - the dinner party ~ (here) (ao3) 🖤(minor ⛓️)

ten minutes before company arrives. five to finish up, two to clean up, one to fix your hair, and the last two to occupy yourself with something inconspicuous. a perfect amount of time. let's just hope they don't show up early...  

#5 - stupid, sad movie ~ (here) (ao3) ✨

since kai missed out on over a decade of movies, you now spend your nights watching the best ones. tonight's movie: titanic. (soft!kai)

#6 - “i took his virginity” ~ (here) (ao3) ✨🌈

you should've known kol would find out about your new boyfriend before you'd be able to tell him yourself. luckily, you're able to talk him into accepting kai, as long as he treats you right. (best friend!kol mikaelson x reader)

#7 - kissing disease ~ (here) (ao3) ✨🌈

despite the deal he had made with her several weeks ago, kai needs his sister for her medical opinion, again.

#8 - jumpscares ~ (here) (ao3) ✨🌈

kai has the worst timing for wanting your attention (best friend!kai)

#9 - hope ~ (here) (ao3) ✨⛓️

kai notices your scars.  (tw: s3lf h4rm)

#10 - aphrodisiac ~ (here) (ao3) ✨🌈

you can only listen to damon ramble on for so long before you lose focus. unfortunately, this time, your zoning out manages to cause maximum embarrassment when the rest of the group follows your line of sight.

#11 - sinful ~ (here) (ao3) 🖤

shoe humping with kai... specifically, those old 1994 converse

#12 - kiss on the cheek ~ (here)✨

kai receiving a kiss on the cheek would have no freaking clue what to do with himself. 

• dating yandere!kai ~ (here) ⛓️✨

• heretic kai x accident prone reader ~ (here) ✨

• driving lessons ~ (here) 🌈

• kai’s sex life ~ (here) 🖤⛓️

• king!kai / royalty au ~ (here) 🌈

• demon!kai x angel!reader // angel!kai x demon!reader ~ (here) 🖤⛓️

• how he would be academically / intelligence-wise ~ (here) [n/r]

• childhood best friends to lovers ~ (here) ✨💚

• werewolf alpha kai // kai's demigod parent (pjo) ~ (here) 🖤🌈

• kai with a lip ring ~ (here) 🖤(mild)

• body swap au ~ (here) 🌈

• comfort ~ (here) (ao3) ⛓️

a flashback to his childhood. a terrifying memory he thought he had repressed. | pre-1994 | (tw: [non-graphic] non-consent)

• the dog ~ (here) (ao3) ⛓️

kai hates the family dog. | pre-1994 | (tw: violence)