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[zlarirosa]

they're official

[arsenicflame]

Izzy's never had any social media- why the fuck would he?- but there is a facebook account out there with his name, made for him by Ed back in the days when it was the hot new thing, and everyone had to have a facebook account. Theres a sum total of three posts on there;

The first two, made when Ed opened the account, marking that he changed his profile picture (Ed's favourite of them, armoured in leather but grinning at each other, full of love, like theres nothing else that matters in the world), and that Ed changed his relationship status now Izzy has an account- "Edward Teach is married to Izzy Hands"

The only other post, made more than a decade later, is Ed changing his relationship status to single.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

That thing is real. 

[masterwords]

happy anniversary to this important announcement i made on facebook. 💀🤡

[joshoconnaissance]

ok i can't say it for sure but i'm almost certain that my evil ex best friend called off her engagement and good lord it feels like christmas day

[coldswarkids]

thank God and also Jesus I'm not 15 anymore

[whitealbum]

Jon risingers wife divorced him after reading rpf between him and a male coworker and assuming it was true lol. His coworker had to testify in the court they were in fact not fucking

ok let’s break this down bc i had never heard of this man in my life and i don’t know anything about rooster teeth but after 20 minutes of googling it seems pretty clear that

1. his coworker did not have to testify in court bc it was removed from the case after jon explained to his ex that it was fanfiction

2. that suggests that it actually wasn’t the only reason they got divorced

3. he and blaine talked about it on their podcast after which makes it seem like it doesn’t make them that uncomfortable

4. those clips were then turned into two animated adventures videos with a combined 3.5 million views (both have ads)

5. maybe his ex wife is just stupid?

[yakultii]

feeling uneasy

[innocencel0st]

Y’all…. Tell me why my wrestler friend that I almost had a thing with a few years ago just hit me up at 1am ??

[theexodvs]

Three extra verses to Layla, dedicated to my old flame

I don’t know what I was doing I didn’t need you to be complete I know now that I ruined your life If only we did never meet

Layla, my love for you is dead Layla, it’s better left unsaid Layla, I never needed you to ease my mind

I spent some time by myself And other men I thought were wise I knew then I was already whole My “need” for you was built on lies

Layla, my love for you is dead Layla, it’s better left unsaid Layla, I never needed you to ease my mind

Now I’ve met another lover Who to my love reciprocates What befalls you is none of my concern Because we never were soul mates

Layla, my love for you is dead Layla, it’s better left unsaid Layla, I never needed you to ease my mind

[forcebookish]

if you watched all of abaab and you're still like 'ah shame about the power imbalance though' then you missed the point entirely

[narutosfrogwallet]

fb memories be like "remember when you had a zest for life"

[wormworker]

me when an overwhelming majority of people will ignore a deadly pandemic even in a MASSIVE SURGE just because of what the government said and because of silent "peer pressure" (which is actually just seeing other people not wear masks lol)

(id: two photos of a monkey puppet character with wide, scared eyes, looking from side to side)

[nukenai]

No horse person in my circle can fucking spell my horse's name right I'm not surprised none of them know the difference between your and you're either

[gunchamber]

shhhhh she's looking at campervans on craigslist .

[koyoba]

just ~GALS BEING PALS~

Did I post this one yet? My warlock Path helping NPC gal pal Elmyra get ready for the royal wedding they were about to attend together. (The wedding went well until everyone got poisoned...)

I drew this one a couple months ago before said wedding took place in game... One of the first pieces to make me realize that I can in fact draw interactions if I put my mind to it, whoops