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yes bro i am chopped. like fresh fruit on a summers day

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Happy pride to the guy who is solely responsible for the messiest fallout of a gay situationship in all of football history 🏳️‍🌈

Based on this classic meme

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How it feels to notice there is a crack in. Everything

How it feels to realize that’s how the light gets in

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Sinners (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler

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robert pattinson i will never forgive you for what you did to fka twigs that inspired cellophane and home with you there’s some things only god can forgive and tbh he’s not going to forgive you either we talked about it

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when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

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just saw a birth announcement thing that was like "3 inches went in. 19 inches came out" and i am on the floor in tears i'm laughing so hard what is wrong with heterosexual people

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I love my leg hair #myleghair

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This is so fucking funny

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arf arf arf arf arf arf (sees that nobody is looking at me or gives a fuck) whatever

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catalunya is the true lgbt community

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sorry the golden retriever bf thing still annoys me. when someone describes their man like that i just think ok well he sounds like a pain in the ass. good luck with that fool.

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Sorry for falling off. That was on purpose. I had to become something I wasn’t in order to remember what I was.

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Barcelona v FC Schalke 04, Champions League, 9 April 2008

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Help

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sweet to look upon….!!!