#. i made myself cry again with this one 💀💀😭

[kuiinncedes]

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[jazeswhbhaven]

A Lazy Man's Body Pillow | Belphegor Attacker | Summary | SPOILERS

Hey y'all! Like the fancy thing I did with the above banner? Ngl the hardest part was compressing the damn thing because I apparently made it way to fucking large lol But anyways, it seems this time around a lot of y'all were able to get his card which shows some promise that the gacha rates have changed? Maybe?? We'll seeeeeeee

Usually I do the entire "summary then screenshot" thing but I realized that format works better for exclusive cards than ones we're gonna see in 3 months. So we're back to my, "screenshots with commentary" format. Let's hope I can do this with only 29 screenshots 😭

Let's kick it off with

So it seems that MC has won some kind of "lottery", but there's no foolin' MC when it's very blantantly written on the back of the ticket that the host Kingdom is Niflheim and it didn't take much for Beleth to admit that he did some slick shit just so he could go on....

checks notes

v a c a t i o n .

Now, I love Beleth. Love me some him. But I'll be damned if he sets me up randomly to babysit his lazy ass King/Husband (I don't make the rules). But oh well we're fucking here, would of been nice if you, idk just asked me, Beleth 💀

So we get some lore about how Niflheim's palace works! We were told that it was militaristic, cutthroat and what not. Turns out it's ran like a huge office, everyone pushing paperwork, moving around boxes, they even have departments and they have to get Belphie's approval of things.

It has me wondering honestly why they're so busy? Like in each country I've noticed there's paperwork to file or sign and I'm just like please don't let Hell be like this if it exists because I'd cry like wtf I died to leave this shit on Earth not relive it again??? lol

But what I really noticed is that Niflheim has these cute demon cats similar to Harumon running around and earning their keep. I wish my cats could get a job and help with these bills they rack up.

there goes my baby......

AHEM

I mean...hi, hello here to work part-time because I can't be bothered to work full-time because idk unless you want me to work full-time where I'm your secretary 😏😏😏

So after Belphie pretty much half-assed explained where the breakroom and offices are in the palace, here's Vassago! Though he seems like he's pretty chill, I can sense he's actually annoyed that he has to monitor MC and "train" them. It reminds me of starting a new job and the mentor they set you up with is either overly excited or basically acts as if they don't want to be there. Or you get that rare one who's happy as fuck to mentor you because that means they don't have to do what they were normally doing.

Also, it seems that tension between Agares/Vassago and the Niflheim crew is evident. He respects Beleth and Belphegor's titles but when it comes to loyalty it's always gonna be to Agares.

FOR NOW THO

And during this little interaction, Belphie gets tired of them talking so much so he pretty much yeets MC's clothes off. No one cares though because they're too busy working.

Here is the first instance of Belphie not caring about MC's feelings or comfort. I imagine most folks would not just wanna be striped naked in a epicenter of busy office workers. All because....we were talking too much? 😭 P L E A S E

I won't lie though, separating myself from MC-

if that man wanted to shut me up, this is way to do it 💀

Vassago tellin' it like it is. "Ain't nobody said nothin' 'bout y'all bein' treated like guests" had me cackling because he basically said "Bitch you thought...."

Vassago got the time. Don't mess with him.

So now we're back to MC being naked, and ofc they hate it so they ask for clothes. The only thing available to fit them is a maid uniform (I'll showcase both fits for fem and masc mc in another post) because that's what Belphie likes.

freak

I know somethin' else that will fit real nice too, *sips tea*

with his smug ass lookin' face.

And it's funnier because if you remember in Levi's maid card...he's the one that gave him the maid hentai book in the first place so we already know why he likes that maid outfit....

also....notice how no one else has to wear it?

this is on purposssseeeeeeeeeeee

And now we get to the part where Belphie leans on MC asking for them to carry him. I always wondered if we could carry him??? I imagine devils are way heavier and the gravity works differently in Hell, like maybe a lot of things are heavier than usual? Or maybe lighter? In this universe Hell seems to be in a completely different realm/planet than Earth instead of that "underground" theory.

With that being said, I'm pretty sure we're able to carry him, but he's still fucking heavy since the description says MC was five times slower than Vassago. And on top of that he's telling MC where to go...which is the least he can do considering they can't keep up with Vassago lol

I also like the little attitude he gets if you get mouthy with him. But the thing about it, is that once again MC yields to it 😭 like I wanna know what happens if you just dropped him on the floor 💀

Now we've made it to where MC has reached a dining room. Vassago in so little words said that MC was going to be feeding Belphie, and how to be a perfect subordinate. We even get a cameo from Agares, and Vassago immediately goes into servant mode showing MC how it's done.

And then-

I'm sorry y'all but I lost it when he started doing this....

First....feeding him, making sure his glass is full and then he pretty much starts fingering me during????? AND SAYS ITS WARM AND PERFECT TO TAKE A NAP BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS HELLO???

I fear I would crumble

A funny part though is that MC tried to protest, and Vassago was like don't you fucking dare >__> because he instructed them to only speak when spoken to lol

I'm enjoying Vassago rn because he really is that guy. Like don't make his job harder than it needs to be and he doesn't have to chide as much.

And this really shows when MC is told to strip naked and clean the stairs, no underwear either????

Vassago literally says that's MC's job as a maid, and Belphie was no help, basically only stating to take off their clothes and clean the stairs.

damn we strict here ain't we?

I'd like to pause and talk about MC's dynamic with Belphie real quick. Clearly, Belphie's way of interacting with MC is that they are simply just someone to clean, cater, and do what he says just like the rest of his subordinates around him. There's no special treatment, no favor, no anything. For once we get to see a different perspective of how Belphie treats them versus any one else. Satan, Mammon, Lucifer, not even Leviathan would make MC clean their palace naked. Asmo? Well...the only reason they'd be naked is...lol I believe Belphie is actually the only King that doesn't show MC any special bias. I mean even Beleth pretty much skiddadled the fuck outta there once it was clear that MC couldn't leave and he was officially on vacay. And I can understand exactly why....this is how things run in Niflheim and in the event the devils of this region were even thrilled to get a day off if Belphie won the contest. NOW compared to how he acted toward MC when he wins the contest versus now, could very much have to do with the circumstance, and tbh it could of happened before or after or this is a completely different timeline altogether. If y'all remember Beel's selfie card, he treated MC very poorly as if he had no idea who they were and even belittled them for a "lack of experience". Certainly though, that was probably a "clone" of his or it was the real Beel and he just hadn't met MC yet prior to.

Going back to Belphie's card though...and MC cleaning the stairs naked....we get another cameo....

DRE IN THE HOUSEEEEE

So yeah ofc he didn't care MC was there naked, he literally can't see them. But I'm pretty sure he's aware they are there on the stairs since he walked past them no problem.

I laughed here because MC's thigh sweat or pre-cum whatever the hell it was dripped on the floor and Dre was like 🤨🤨🤷‍♀️ and just left. He does NAWT careeeeee lmao

If we're being honest he probably smelled them too. But as per usual he's got his mind on other things. No time for whatever foolishness is goin' on here.

Also, to mention that MC says that they felt putting on the maid outfit rewired something in their brain to where even though they are embarrassedthey still wanted to do whatever Belphie ordered them to do.

imma be honest, for me it would be because i'm tryna get that dick so yeah i'll listen....he already stuck his fingers in the coochie so let's gooooooooooo

And Belphie does more shit that I like....because he play around too much.

-While getting him dressed, he had a hard on just out and about -MC was being told be focused and silent while serving tea and he just comes up and grabs them in their chest to get them to make a noise

LIEK STOP PLAYIN' WITH ME BRO I WILL LITERALLY just do nothing and let you do it I'm weak just please keep touching me.

Bathin was concerned about MC being there, and Gusion clocked MC's ass and was like "Yeah you like this shit don't you?"

He claims it's because there's always patterns he can read where can tell immediately if someone is "that type" that claims they hate something but they really like it.

he would have clocked me on a lot things then because damn

"Ha, caught yo ass." 💀💀💀💀💀💀

But then both he and Bathin realize quickly that this is all a roleplay to Belphie based off the maid hentai series he owns. So remember what I said earlier? Yup it's confirmed...he's really just doin' this shit on purpose to fulfill the fantasies of one of his favorite series.

It has me wondering.....how many other series he would play out and how many cosplay outfits he has for that playtime....

Belphie a freak and I like it.

Hol' up, how we get here???

Glad to tell y'all.

Vassago came up in the hallway, to much of Gusion and Bathin's distaste...and told MC the rules of putting Belphie to sleep. Bathin and Gusion in so little words told MC that Beleth is really the only one who can deal with Belphie's horrible sleeping habits and "good luck with that". At 10 pm exactly, everyone locked their doors in the entire palace.....

literally me if I were MC because what the hell is going on.....

So there is MC, taking out their notebook to write down what Belphie does in his sleep, only to then doze off because they're rightfully tired...and then bam there's Belphie jackin' it in front of them.

NOW ME y'all already know what time it would be.

locked in, mouth wide open, ready to serve customer service. *plays cupcakke songs in the background*

So our boy is a leaker, and for this part here, MC is basically sitting there in the dim light watching him stroke himself and he's like half-awake. The way that it's described that the room is hot, smells like him, and MC is sweating has me being like "damn probs humid as fuck in that room but aight"

And then...Belphie suddenly realizes that MC is in the room with him. And because of that now all hell has broke loose.

Okay well you ain't gotta ask me twice, I'll spread whatever hole I have available sir.

YESSIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

cumhole, cumslut, cumdumpster, whatever you need I'm available 24 hours for ya.

He even tells MC to swallow it....like????? he even threatened to get Vassago to come in if MC kept hesitating and I'm just imagining a pissed off Vassago coming in being like "Look bitch if you don't get this shit right, it's bad enough I have to come in here...." 💀💀💀💀

This was right after he said he would make sure MC had something to put down in that journal.......

He starts pushing MC outside the room, in his half-dazed state....which I'm like wait this is like a sleepwalking wet dream omg or....a play on sonophilia where you're fucking but still asleep. (which I've written beforeeeeeee with Amon! and for a different fandom, Nanami actually from JJK)

But anyways, we get some lore with how Belphie usually is at night time. He wanders around the halls of the palace ranting like he's drunk, or thinking there's an angel going around, just basically causing trouble and everyone locks themselves up during his bad sleep habits. I imagine he does this every goddamn night so that's why everyone is shut in their offices at 10pm.

Gusion is concerned about working overtime and getting off early, Bathin is planning to use Harumon to move MC somewhere else if it gets bad, and then there's Vassago.....thinking about how he's going to give Agares ripe oranges in the morning😭

Bless him.

MC asked how far they were going, Belphie stops and starts making out with them....love me a man who doesn't care that his spunk is all in your mouth and tongues you down like he did.

f u c k

Now this is him suckin' on some titties....and I'm just like MISSED OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE HIM AN EATER RIGHT NOW LIKE???? MOVE YA HEAD LOWER???????

He'd be such a lazy ass with eating you out or giving head but at least he'd do it because he's half asleep and horny as fuck.

Tellin' MC they can't clean right, they can't smile right or doing anything correct but got them bent over and losing their mind.

these backshots about to go crazy

And like??? I'm not even mad at how he's doing this....dude has a warped idea of what a maid is based on his favorite series and he's playing that out foreal.

And here, his philia came into play. He says that MC tryin' hard to work givin' it their all and going above and beyond turns him on more than anything else in the world. And I'm just like oh....so that's what this is like...

ooooo weeeee

Yes'm. I know, lemme show youuuuuuuuu 💖💕🥴🥴😌

he's so hot I can't stand him y'all

I levitated.....

this was after MC begging him to put his dick in, and him asking why they were begging....and hfuankjxnf,ajnxfkanlf

DAMN HIM

HELP

And then he told MC to stable themselves cause they were movin' too much. After, MC grounds themselves and he starts fucking them FASTER and deeper

Like.....

He even starts smackin' their ass and telling them to talk cause he likes it, but he wouldn't be listening. (shit, like I'll ramble and moan all day if he's drillin' how he was...)

And BITCH

he told them to stop ordering him around, pulled that thang out said that HE was the master and slipped it right back in. WHEN I TELL YOU SOMETHIN'

that shit was hot as fuck and I need him

GAWD THAT FUCKING FACE FUCK

AND he was that focused and thrusting with effort? PHEW I just know those backshots were astronomical

After that he has MC fuck themselves on him...and then when MC was losing themselves he started smacking their ass again, going faster, and when I tell you he rode that orgasm out to the end of time?

he wore himself and mc out

I'm tellin' y'all I needed a cigarette, I need a drink, I needed an edible SOMETHING after reading that because phew.

I don't really bother to self-insert in most otomes and stories, but during this spice? I had to and it was an experience.

Now going to the climaxxxx

Belphie is all cute bein' like "carry me darlin'" and just falls asleep on top of MC and MC just falls asleep naked on the floor with him. They end up in Belphie's room in his bed and Beleth is there just smilin' and shit.

He explains that he knows Belphie's sleep schedule right down to the days and that last night happened to be one of his "relief" nights meaning that he has a cycle. And usually Beleth just knocks him out, which sounds like he punches him?

Now, I've noticed here that PB doesn't really do the whole "confirming cxc content" but I'm gonna go a whim and assume that Beleth does in fact fuck Belphegor sometimes during these relief nights. Beleth also has special conditions when it comes to sex so the punching Belphie to sleep method also makes sense.

Then, Belphie does a cute thing and pulls MC in like a pillow and says he knows they aren't a pillow because none of them are as nice as MC's body so there was no need to explain nothin' to him.

He's super adorable when he's not being a little shit, huh?

AND THAT'S THE END FOLKS!

Overall Score (unbiased): 9.5/10!

This score is because the smut writing really has gotten a little better since the beginning of this game. Now others will have different opinions on this, but I at least noticed some improvements on that front. Also, because I just didn't really care for MC having to be run ragged like they were and Beleth just yeeting them to the void like that. But oh well, it just shows that not every devil or fallen angel we meet is gonna be biased to treating MC a certain way and that within itself is refreshing.

Now when it comes to self-insert purposes, I suspect that the majority would not like like Belphie treats MC at all. This is understandable, but this is also part of his character that I like. Pretty much everyone is on the same level to him in terms of usefulness and that's that. You gotta work hard to earn his favor, and clearly that seems to work out toward the end when he's snuggling up to MC like he is.

Also when you think about it, a niche roleplay based off your fave series can only be used with someone you particularly like, which means he felt that MC would fit this role instead of one of his subordinates, and he puts MC on the same level as Beleth because I'm very certain he has Beleth do some cosplay shit with him.

Plus Beleth would look bangin' in a maid costume.

Now if y'all want my BIASED opinion, this card is 100+/10 because I liked Belphie doing his weird shit during the maid thing, him barking orders that were half-assed or sometimes direct, and then the fingering under the table thing....

i'm sorry that just does something to me.

plus...all of this...the theme and the superiority thing reminds me of Sukuna from JJK and he would definitely humiliate you too just like this for amusement.....and idk I'm a Sukuna stan so...😩

The next post will be about his likability chats, a link to peek at his adore mode, and I'll be talking about his date story! So stay tuned. Again thank y'all for any interactions, reading my rambles and summaries and I hope you enjoyed his card like I did ^^ -yourlovelyadmin Jaze(✿◡‿◡)

[vandme12]

ronin x horror gamer mc with an unhinged sense of humour in their videos who also screams easily... perchance..

TITLE ; MY BOYFRIEND EXPOSED MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL TO A SERVER FULL OF KILLERS, AND I’M CRYING IN THE CLUB 💀😭 (NOT CLICKBAIT) (I HATE HIM)

Summary :So, boom. I’ve been a horror YouTuber for YEARS, right? Millions of subs, unhinged commentary, screaming at pixels—y’all know the vibes. My boyfriend? A literal serial killer. (Don’t ask. It’s a long story.) I thought I was slick, keeping my channel a secret… but NAH, this man hacked my shit and EXPOSED ME to a dark web server full of murderers. Now they’re watching my videos, roasting me in real time, and I’m rethinking my life choices. Pray for me. 🙃💀

The relationship was… insane. And that was exactly why you liked it.

Ronin, Devil’s Butcher, the man who spent his free time painting the streets red and making sure certain people wouldn’t see another sunrise, had somehow fallen for you—the screaming, unhinged horror YouTuber who couldn’t even keep a straight face when chased by a PNG jumpscare.

It was chaos, but it worked.

You weren’t like him. You didn’t kill. You didn’t crave the thrill of it. But you understood him, in a way that made him pause. In a way that made him obsessed. You listened, you made him laugh, you gave advice when he didn’t even ask for it. You weren’t scared of him—not really. Not enough to make him bored.

You were a saint, in his words. Rotten to the core, but a saint nonetheless.

And that? That was fascinating.

Right now, you were on a video call, the glow of your monitor casting sharp shadows on your face as you leaned forward, chin resting on your palm. The Slaughterhouse server, his little serial killer-exclusive hideout on the dark web, was buzzing with activity. Your username was still a mystery to him, because you were a menace and refused to give him your YouTube handle.

“Why the fuck is your camera quality so good?” Ronin drawled, tilting his head. His devilish grin stretched wide, all sharp teeth and chaotic energy barely contained behind lazy amusement.

“You like it?” You batted your lashes. “It’s a 4K Ultra HD ‘You Suck at Stealth’ Experience.”

Ronin chuckled, low and rich. “Yeah? That why I hear you screaming in surround sound?”

Your face burned. “Shut up.”

“No, no, I’m serious,” he continued, eyes glinting with sadistic amusement. “I got into the server earlier, and guess what I find? Some random clip of you absolutely losing your shit in a horror game. I mean—flailing, screeching, actual banshee-level wailing.”

You deadpanned. “Oh, cool. You found the documentary of my suffering.”

He sighed dramatically. “And here I thought you were fearless.”

“Oh, no, babe.” You grinned. “I’m a coward with a loud mouth. There’s a difference.”

Ronin barked out a laugh. “Yeah? And what’s stopping me from tracking you down and seeing this horror for myself?”

You clicked your tongue. “Please. If you find out where I live, the scariest thing you’ll see is my sleep schedule.”

“Oooh, threats.” He leaned in, eyes narrowing. “You sure you should be teasing the Devil, sweetheart?”

“Ronin, babe.” You mimicked his tone. “I literally watched you stab a man on a livestream last week. What’s a little teasing gonna do?”

His grin widened.

Oh, he liked that.

“God, you really are a little menace,” he mused, tilting his head. “I should punish you for keeping secrets, y’know. What kind of lover doesn’t tell their beloved their little YouTube identity?”

You huffed. “One that enjoys making you suffer.”

He laughed again, full-bodied, delighted. “You’re lucky I like suffering.”

“I’m not telling you my YouTube name,” you said, grinning as you leaned back in your chair. “Figure it out yourself, Detective.”

Ronin hummed, amused. “Oh? Now that sounds like a challenge.”

“Oh, I got a real challenge for you.” You wagged a finger at the screen. “How about you put your money where your blood-stained mouth is and play a horror game with me?”

His eyes sparked with interest. “You wanna play with the Devil, sweetheart?”

“Only if you can handle it.” You smirked. “We’re playing Death by Daylight.”

Ronin’s smile stretched slow and sharp, his voice a velvet purr. “Oh, you are a little menace.”

You grabbed your headset and console, cackling as you loaded up the game. The moment the match started, you were fine—laughing, cracking jokes, and doing your best to not be absolute garbage at surviving.

Until.

Until Ronin was the Hunter.

And you? You were one of the unlucky little Survivors.

It started off fun. You ran around, trying to fix generators, dodging traps, bullying NPCs with flashlight spam. But then? Oh, then. He started chasing you.

You turned a corner and—BOOM!

“OH MY FUCKING GOD—” You shrieked, throwing your controller. “WHAT THE FUCK?! NO—NOPE—”

Ronin’s deep, sadistic laughter filled your headset.

“Oh, sweetheart,” he crooned, voice dripping with mock sympathy. “Where ya runnin’?”

You SPRINTED. FULL SPEED.

“WHY ARE YOU SO FAST?! WHAT THE FUCK—”

“You’re screaming a lot,” Ronin said, chasing you effortlessly. “Scared?”

“NO, I’M JUST PRACTICING FOR WHEN I EVENTUALLY DIE!”

He cackled. “Oh, baby, you’re making this too fun.”

You threw a pallet down. He smashed through it like a goddamn movie villain.

“WHAT THE FUCK?!”

“Oh, sweetheart,” Ronin sang, voice pure menace. “You think you can hide from the Devil?”

You DOVE into a locker. Immediate regret.

Silence.

You held your breath.

The locker door creaked open.

“Peek-a-boo.”

“FUCKING—”

You flailed so hard your headset almost flew off. “STOP! STOP! I HAVE A FAMILY—”

“No, you don’t,” Ronin deadpanned. “I checked.”

“WHAT THE FUCK?!”

“Mm. Shouldn’t have let me in the server, sweetheart.” He grabbed you—instant down.

Your soul left your body.

Ronin chuckled, dark and low, dragging your poor, helpless character to the hook.

“Well, well,” he purred. “Looks like the Devil wins.”

You groaned, dramatically slumping in your chair. “Bro, you are the worst.”

“I know,” he said smoothly. “And you love it.”

…Fucking hell, you did.

“Ohhh, you’re fucked now.” You grinned, cracking your knuckles as the second match loaded up.

Ronin chuckled, the sound low and amused. “Oh? That so, sweetheart?”

“Damn right. I’m the hunter now.” You leaned forward, eyes gleaming. “Time to see how fast you can run, Devil.”

The match started. You spawned in, weapon in hand, heart pounding with the thrill of the hunt. The tables had turned.

Ronin was a Survivor.

And you? You were about to make him scream.

You stalked the map, watching for movement, bloodlust thrumming in your veins. Then, you saw him.

Ronin, crouched near a generator, totally unaware.

You licked your lips.

“Ohhh, what do we have here?”

His head snapped up. You charged.

“OH—FUCK ME—”

Ronin bolted.

“COME HERE, YOU LITTLE BITCH!”

He cackled, dodging around a tree. “Damn, sweetheart, I didn’t know you were this bloodthirsty.”

You launched after him, voice pitching into insanity. “OH, I’M COMING FOR THAT ASS.”

He barely dodged your swing. “You say that like I’m supposed to be scared.”

“You should be, because I’m about to shove this weapon so far up your—”

“WHOA, WHOA—” Ronin wheezed with laughter, vaulting over a window.

You sprinted after him. “YOU CAN’T OUTRUN ME, DEVIL—I’VE BEEN TRAINING FOR THIS SINCE I LEARNED TO CRAWL.”

Ronin howled with laughter. “You’re outta your goddamn mind—”

“Oh, YOU THINK?!” You lunged, barely missing him. “I AM UNHINGED! I AM THE NIGHT!”

Ronin snorted. “You’re a fucking gremlin.”

“I’M YOUR GREMLIN, NOW HOLD STILL AND LET ME KILL YOU.”

He darted through a cabin, knocking over obstacles. “Gotta catch me first, sweetheart.”

“OH, I WILL. AND WHEN I DO, I’M GONNA—”

CRASH.

You slammed into a door.

Silence.

Ronin lost it.

“NO FUCKING WAY���DID YOU JUST—”

You groaned, voice muffled. “I AM SO TIRED OF THIS BULLSHIT.”

His laughter echoed through your headset, genuine, unrestrained. “Sweetheart, I think you just killed yourself harder than I ever could.”

“I swear to GOD, RONIN—”

“Oh, you sound mad,” he teased. “You okay? Need me to call the cops?”

“BITCH, YOU’RE A SERIAL KILLER—”

He chuckled darkly. “Exactly. So, why didn’t you call them?”

You froze.

“…What.”

“You had so many opportunities.”

The game continued around you, but you didn’t move. The hairs on your arms stood up.

Ronin’s voice was low, dangerous, smug. “What’s the matter, sweetheart?”

Your heart skipped. He was playing. He had to be. Right?

Your mouth opened. Closed. Then—

“…Man, shut your ass up and get back here so I can murder you.”

This was bullshit.

Ronin was built different. He was fucking carrying this match like he was speedrunning it for world records, and you were seething. Every time you got close—**every damn time—**he’d pull some stupid anime protagonist bullshit dodge and sprint off like the wind was whispering cheats into his ear.

And the worst part? He was laughing.

Laughing his whole ass off while you fumbled around like a drunk toddler with a knife.

“Nah, nah—ain’t no way, sweetheart!” Ronin wheezed, dodging another swing with the smoothness of someone who was quite literally used to running for his life.

Your controller creaked in your grip. “I HOPE YOUR PILLOW IS ALWAYS WARM AS FUCK.”

“WHAT?!” He cackled.

“YEAH, YOU HEARD ME, YOU SLIPPERY LITTLE BITCH.” You lunged again—missed. “I HOPE EVERY TIME YOU PUT YOUR SOCKS ON, THEY’RE JUST A LITTLE BIT DAMP.”

Ronin stumbled from laughing too hard. “SWEETHEART—”

“NAH, SHUT YOUR MURDEROUS ASS UP. I HOPE EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU TAKE A SHOWER, YOU FORGET TO BRING A TOWEL.”

He vaulted over another fucking window.

You saw red.

“I HOPE YOUR FAVORITE SHOW GETS CANCELLED ON A CLIFFHANGER, YOU PIECE OF SHIT—”

Ronin was gasping, struggling to run through his unhinged laughter. “WHY ARE YOU—WHEEZING—LIKE THIS?”

“I HOPE EVERY TIME YOU GET COMFORTABLE, SOMEONE CALLS YOUR NAME FROM THE OTHER ROOM.”

“OH MY GOD—”

You sprinted after him, rage fueling your every move. “I HOPE EVERY TIME YOU HEAR MUSIC, IT’S A LOOP OF A SONG THAT NEVER HITS THE CHORUS.”

“YOU ARE EVIL.”

You SWUNG. Missed. Again.

Ronin yelped, still running. “YOU CAN’T TOUCH ME—I AM SPEED.”

“SPEED THESE NUTS, MOTHERFUCKER.”

Ronin straight-up tripped from laughing so hard, scrambling back up just before you could land a hit.

“Nah, nah, you need to be locked up, sweetheart.”

“SAYS THE SERIAL KILLER!”

Ronin screeched around a corner. “AND I’M STILL FASTER THAN YOU—”

You swung—nothing but air.

“I HOPE YOUR FAVORITE HOODIE ALWAYS HAS A LOOSE THREAD THAT TICKLES YOUR ARM LIKE A FUCKING SPIDER.”

He CHOKED. “SWEETHEART—”

“NAH, I’M NOT DONE!” You saw him fixing another generator. “I HOPE EVERY TIME YOU HAVE TO PEE REALLY BADLY, SOMEONE STARTS A CONVERSATION WITH YOU. AND IT’S WEIRDLY PERSONAL.”

Ronin folded over laughing, missing his skill check. “I CAN’T—”

You whiffed a hit AGAIN.

“I HOPE EVERY TIME YOU WAKE UP, IT’S THREE MINUTES BEFORE YOUR ALARM.”

Ronin ran for his life. “YOU ARE A MENACE—”

You were foam-at-the-mouth feral. “I HOPE EVERY TIME YOU’RE ABOUT TO WIN IN A GAME, YOUR CONTROLLER DIES.”

“STOP—”

“NO, RUNNING MAN, YOU GON’ LISTEN!”

Ronin fucking fell.

You raised your weapon, triumphant.

Until—

BEFORE YOU COULD HIT HIM, THE MATCH ENDED.

You stared.

He stared.

Ronin busted out laughing so hard, he wheezed. “NAAAH, AIN’T NO WAY!”

You threw your controller.

“I HOPE YOUR DOORDASH DRIVER STEALS YOUR FOOD, YOU BITCH.”

"YOU SLIPPERY MOTHERFUCKER."

Ronin was still laughing, his voice smooth and unbothered, like he hadn’t just bullied you into oblivion.

“Damn, sweetheart,” he drawled. “You got a lotta words for someone who just lost.”

“JIMMY-ASS MAN. STUPID-ASS MAN. FUCKING BALD-HEADED MOTHERFUCKER.”

“I got hair.”

“NOT AFTER I’M DONE WITH YOU.”

Ronin just chuckled, his tone pure, wicked amusement. “Mm. Keep talking, baby. You cursing my name like this is doing something for me.”

Your brain short-circuited.

“FUCK YOU!”

“Oh?” His voice dropped. “That an invitation?”

You froze.

“…Die.”

He laughed, deep and satisfied. “Awww, don’t be shy now.”

You glared at the screen, fuming. “Hope your phone charger only works at a specific angle.”

“I already kill people for fun, sweetheart, you think that’s gonna bother me?”

“Hope every time you try to watch a video, it buffers at the best part.”

He clicked his tongue. “Now you’re just making me stronger.”

You slumped back, defeated. “I hate you.”

“Nah, you love me.”

You did not respond to that.

Instead, you huffed and started typing something on your keyboard. Ronin noticed.

“…What’re you doing?”

You kept typing. “None of your business.”

“Uh-huh.” His tone turned smug. “You forgot I can hack, sweetheart?”

You paused.

He chuckled. “If you’ve connected your YouTube account to this PC… I’ll find it.”

“…You are a menace.”

“And you’re a coward.”

You flipped him off through the screen.

Ronin just grinned. “Not down for a challenge, huh?”

You rolled your eyes. “It’s late. I gotta sleep.”

“Awww, you tuckin’ yourself in like a good little thing?”

“Shut the fuck up, dude.” You turned away from the screen, not looking at him.

Silence stretched for just a moment.

Then, softer than before, you glanced back—just a little.

“…Good night, Ronin.”

For the first time tonight, Ronin hesitated.

Something in his usual cocky expression shifted, just barely.

He stared at you, like he was caught off guard. Like he wasn’t expecting that.

Then, just as quick, his lips curled into something smaller. Less devilish.

“…Good night, sweetheart.”

Ronin leaned back in his chair, fingers idly tapping against his keyboard. His dark eyes gleamed as he smirked at the screen.

“…Alright, sweetheart,” he murmured, voice dripping with amusement. “Let’s see what you’re hiding.”

A few quick keystrokes. A lazy flick of his wrist. And there it was.

Your YouTube channel.

Ronin grinned, low and sharp. “Found you.”

But he didn’t click on it. Not yet.

No, he was patient. He liked the chase. Liked watching people squirm.

Instead, an idea slithered into his mind—something cruel. Something fun.

He wasn’t just gonna see it.

Everyone was.

Ronin’s fingers danced over his keyboard, tapping in silent rhythm. It took almost no effort. A few lines of code. A little redirection.

And suddenly?

Your channel was shared with the entire Slaughterhouse server.

A chat full of killers, freaks, and monsters.

Your secret little safe space? Exposed.

Ronin laughed, low and wicked. “This is gonna be fun.”

And the best part?

You weren’t even online to stop him.

The Slaughterhouse server was quiet—for now.

Everyone had logged in, settled into their usual chaotic energy, waiting for Ronin to start up his usual unhinged antics. But tonight, it seemed Ronin was in a different mood.

He stared at his screen, grinning like a devil, his fingers still hovering above the keys. The server's usual gang was online: Angelic, the femme fatale with a YouTube empire of her own; Misaki, the quirky hitman who never had a quiet moment; V, the cold vigilante who kept a rigid moral code; Vince, the nostalgic slasher; Felicite, the retired killer now pretending to be a normal university student; Luca, the surfer who somehow found himself in the world of murder; and Ai Hua, the ever-distant enigma.

Ronin didn’t waste any time. He quickly typed into the chat:

“Guess what I found, my darlings... Y/N’s YouTube channel.”

Angel immediately pinged. @angelicc

"Oh no..." Angelic's message was short, but it had that tone—the one that said she knew exactly what kind of hell Ronin was about to unleash.

The other members started popping up, one after another, curiosity piqued.

V (K9): “...What? Are you serious?”

Ronin leaned back, watching the chaos unfold. He loved seeing everyone scramble. “Aiooo… look at this.” He dropped the link into the chat for everyone to see.

@angelicc: “Wait, wait, wait—this can’t be real.”

(LUCAA) “WHAT?! They have millions of subscribers? This is—this is insane. What’s their content? That’s... SO COOL!”

Misaki, the ever-energetic hitman, followed up almost immediately.

@hitmeuppp: “I CAN’T EVEN—YOU'RE TELLING ME Y/N’S A HORROR GAMER YOUTUBER??! PMG, I NEED TO KNOW EVERYTHING. WHAT'S THE CHANNEL NAME?!”

Ronin grinned, watching them all react. His fingers danced across the keys, typing out a response.

“Oh, just a little horror gamer channel,” he replied, his words dripping with mock sweetness. “But I don’t think Y/N would want anyone to know about it.”

He didn’t give them the full name—he wasn’t that kind to them.

Luca (LUCA_IS_SO_COOL): “WTF, bro, I thought they were just some random writer— THEY’RE A YOUTUBER??”

Everyone’s reactions were flying through the chat, a mix of disbelief and curiosity. Everyone except for Ronin, who sat back and savored the moment.

“Y/N is a YouTuber.” He said it again, just to let the weight of it sink in. “But don’t worry, I’m not giving away the channel name just yet. Let’s keep things fun, huh?”

V (K9): “You’re seriously going to hold it over us like that?”

Ronin laughed, leaning into the drama. “What can I say? I’ve got a few tricks up my sleeve. But I will tell you this… Y/N’s channel is pretty damn cool.”

Felicite (RetiredKiller): “Wait, is this the Y/N I think it is?”

@hitmeuppp: “You mean the one with the killer humor and scream-worthy reactions?”

“Bingo,” Ronin said, eyes glinting with satisfaction.

But the excitement didn’t stop there. Ronin could feel the hunger growing in the chat. Everyone wanted more.

@angelicc: “...If we’re all spilling secrets, then tell me, Ronin. Why is Y/N so special to you?”

The room went silent for a moment, and Ronin couldn’t help but chuckle at the underlying question. Oh, they were getting too close.

V (K9): "Don't."

The chat stuttered to a halt.

Ronin, lounging in his chair, cocked an eyebrow. "Damn, K9, you sound serious."

V (K9): "I am serious. Don’t reveal their channel. It’s a safety risk."

Angel, usually the first to tease, kept quiet. Felicite, too. Even Misaki, who had been all caps screaming just a second ago, paused.

But Ronin?

Ronin grinned.

"Aww, V, you care."

V (K9): "No, I care about reckless decisions."

Luca chimed in, "V, c'mon, it’s not like we’re about to dox them or some shit."

V (K9): "Doesn’t matter. Their online presence is a vulnerability. The moment someone outside this server recognizes them, they're a target. And that means complications."

Silence.

Then—

"Yeah, yeah, whatever," Ronin waved it off like it was nothing. "Good thing we’re not telling anyone, then."

V (K9): "...Then drop it."

Ronin chuckled. "Nah."

A new notification popped up.

Ronin started a voice call.

Ronin (goreboy): "Alright, bitches. We’re watching one of their videos. Get in VC."

V (K9): "...Ronin."

"Relax, dad," Ronin cooed mockingly. "No one outside this server is seeing shit. It’s just us. And I, for one, wanna see what my darling's been up to."

Hitmeuppp joined immediately. "FUCK YEAH, SCREEN SHARE IT."

Angel sighed, but she joined, too. "I swear to god, if it’s cringey—"

Felicite: "I mean, now I’m curious."

Luca: "Bro, this is actually wild. Are we really about to watch Y/N’s content?"

V didn't move.

"...V?" Ronin drawled. "You gonna join us, or you gonna sit there and sulk like a divorced dad on Christmas?"

V exhaled slowly. Then, finally, he joined.

V (K9): "If this backfires, I’ll kill you myself."

Ronin grinned. "Wouldn’t be the first to try."

Then, with a click, he started the video.

The voice chat buzzed with anticipation.

Ronin leaned back in his chair, watching the others filter into the call. He could already feel the tension from V’s judgmental ass, but he didn’t care. He had the upper hand, and he was going to savor this.

His fingers hovered over the mouse before he clicked play.

The YouTube title flashed on screen, big and bold:

"OUTLAST BUT IF I SCREAM, I OWE MY SOUL TO THE DEVIL (AND I AM BROKE)"

Ronin hit play.

The video opened with your voice—and chaos immediately followed.

"Alright, fuckers. Welcome back. Today, we’re playing Outlast, aka ‘Let’s Run For Our Fucking Lives: The Game.’ The rules? If I scream, I sell my soul. Which is fine, ‘cause let’s be real—I was never making it to heaven anyway."

The moment you appeared on screen, Misaki wheeze-laughed.

"OH MY FUCKING GOD—"

Luca was next. "Nah, why do they talk like this?!"

Angel let out a sharp snort. “This is actually insane.”

V just sighed. "Ugh."

Felicite, arms crossed, hummed. "I like their sense of humor."

Ronin?

Ronin was grinning ear to ear.

"Alright, let’s go. If you don’t know what Outlast is, congrats—you live a blessed life. Basically, I’m playing as a dumbass journalist with the survival instincts of a wet paper bag, sneaking into an abandoned asylum where everyone wants to murder me. So, y’know. A Tuesday."

Luca choked. "WHY TUESDAY?"

Misaki was dying. "Nah, I need to be best friends with them immediately."

Ronin leaned in, eyes gleaming with pure, devilish amusement. "Oh, it gets better."

The video continued.

The game dropped you in a dark hallway. Flickering lights. Creepy-ass atmosphere. Something skittered past in the shadows.

You paused.

"...Nah."

Then you turned around and walked the other way.

Angel burst out laughing. "SAME THO."

"Nope. Not today. I already know how this goes—first jumpscare happens, I shit myself, and y’all in the comments act surprised like we haven’t been through this a thousand times. Not this time, Satan. Not this time."

Ronin grinned. "They’re so dramatic."

V didn’t even blink. "They’re a coward."

"Fine. I guess I have to go forward. But if I get jumpscared, I’m taking someone with me. You hear that, God? If I die, I’m bringing company."

"—OH SHIT—"

Something lunged from the darkness.

You screamed.

Loudly.

Misaki cackled. “OH MY GOD—"

Luca was crying. "BRO, THEY SOUND LIKE A DYING GOAT."

Angel was wheezing. "I CAN'T."

Ronin? Ronin was laughing his ass off.

V, deadpan as always, just muttered, “Pathetic.”

The game continued.

You ran. And ran. And ran.

"OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR—WHY IS IT LOCKED—WHO DESIGNED THIS FUCKING ASYLUM—"

"If I get caught I’m suing someone’s ghost."

"PLEASE—I AM JUST A LITTLE person—"

Felicite actually smirked. "Y/N’s unhinged."

"I hate this. I hate everything. I am so close to throwing my controller. If a jumpscare happens, I am not responsible for my actions."

"—OH YOU BIG BITCH—"

A monster appeared out of nowhere. Right in your face.

You shrieked.

"I HOPE YOUR PILLOW IS ALWAYS WARM ON BOTH SIDES."

Luca gasped. "OH, NAH, THAT’S EVIL."

"I HOPE EVERY TIME YOU PUT ON SOCKS, THEY’RE JUST A LITTLE DAMP."

Angel was crying. "STOP."

"I HOPE YOUR PHONE CHARGER ONLY WORKS WHEN IT’S AT A SPECIFIC ANGLE—"

"—AND YOUR HEADPHONES ALWAYS TANGLE—"

"—AND EVERY TIME YOU POUR CEREAL, YOU RUN OUT OF MILK—"

Misaki collapsed. "FUCKING STOP—"

Even Ronin was gripping his stomach.

"Sweetheart," he chuckled, "you’re a fucking menace."

But the game wasn’t done with you.

Another monster appeared.

Your screams intensified.

"NO. NOPE. NO SIR. I AM A GOOD PERSON—"

"I pay my taxes—"

"I tip my baristas—"

"I DON’T DESERVE THIS—"

"IF I DIE, I’M HAUNTING EVERYONE—"

V sighed heavily. "This is ridiculous."

Ronin just smirked. "What, V? Not a fan?"

V, voice completely flat: "I hate them."

Misaki wheezed. "V, my guy, I have never heard you sound this pissed."

Ronin let out a dark chuckle. "Oh, but we’re not done yet."

The video hit its peak.

"Alright, final chase sequence—LET’S GO, BITCHES—"

"—FUCKING RUN—"

"IF I DIE, I AM TAKING THIS GAME WITH ME TO HELL—"

"THE ONLY THING I FEAR IS GOD AND MY INTERNET CONNECTION DROPPING—"

"OH MY FUCKING—"

Game Over.

You died.

Silence.

Then—

"Welp. I hope everyone watching this stubs their toe at least once today."

The server exploded.

Luca: "FUCKING TOXIC."

Misaki: "THIS WAS THE BEST VIDEO OF MY LIFE."

Angel: "Y/N’S HUMOR IS SO FUCKED UP I LOVE IT."

Felicite: "They are… interesting."

V, exhaling through his nose: "This was a mistake."

Ronin?

Ronin was grinning like the devil himself.

Ronin was already clicking away, a glint of mischief in his eyes.

The next video title appeared, and the moment everyone read it, the laughter started all over again.

"PLAYING P.T. BUT THE DEMON IS SIMPING FOR ME (AND YES, IT'S A FETISH NOW)"

Ronin: "Get ready, kids."

The video opened with you on screen again, but this time, you were in a creepy hallway, staring down a flickering light, the atmosphere ominously quiet. The game, P.T., was known for its unnerving tension, but of course, you were having the time of your life.

"Alright, welcome back, everyone, to me screaming for my life in yet another horror game. Today we’re playing P.T., and I’m so fucking ready to die, I can already feel my heart giving up."

Luca's voice popped up. "P.T.? P.T.?! I love that one."

Misaki’s voice followed, filled with mock enthusiasm. "Oooh, scary."

V muted himself. He was done. Too much.

But it didn’t stop Ronin from grinning even harder. "Shut up, all of you. Just watch."

The tension in the game was already crushing, the haunted house creeping around every corner, but you weren’t letting it get to you. You weren’t going to let it drag you down.

"Okay, so—what’s the plan? Find the baby head in the wall and, like… fight a ghost or some shit? Oh, I hope it’s not the weird demon. I already hate the way it stares at me."

Misaki could barely speak through their laughter. "HOLY SHIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN—"

Luca, too, was dying. "NAH, THEY'RE JUST TALKING ABOUT IT LIKE IT’S NO BIG DEAL."

Ronin laughed, watching the chaos unfold. You had them hooked, just like last time.

Then you started walking down the hallway. And just like that, everything started to go wrong.

Out of nowhere, a dark figure appeared at the far end of the hallway.

"What the FUCK—"

The lights flickered, casting long shadows, and you could hear the unsettling sounds of footsteps getting closer, getting heavier. The demon was near.

"Oh, hell no. NOT TODAY. NOPE. NOT DEALING WITH THIS SHIT AGAIN."

You turned and ran—straight into the demon.

The loud, gurgling scream of the ghost filled the speakers as it lunged at you. But instead of a jump-scare scream, you immediately started—laughing.

"HOLY SHIT, I HATE THIS GAME—BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I KIND OF LIKE THE ATTENTION, YOU KNOW? IS THIS A SIMP MOVE, DEMON? YOU WANT MY SOUL? YOU GONNA GET IT ON A DISCOUNT?"

The VC erupted in chaos.

Misaki was laughing so hard they couldn’t breathe. "WHAT THE FUCK—NO WAY, DID THEY JUST—"

Luca, still holding back his giggles, managed to gasp out, "THE DEMON—IS SIMPING—"

Even Angel was wheezing, face buried in her hands. "THE DEVIL IS SIMPING—FOR MY DARLING—"

Meanwhile, V was still muted. But you could tell he was shaking his head. He couldn’t even deal.

Ronin, on the other hand, was grinning ear to ear. "Oh, sweetheart, you’re a fucking menace. Keep going."

The video had already cut to a new section, showing you attempting to solve the puzzle in the game, all while completely losing your mind.

"Alright, let’s figure out how to—OH GOD, THE WALL IS BREATHE—WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAME, THIS SHIT IS SO WRONG—"

"AM I GONNA DIE, OR DO I GET THE BAD ENDING WHERE THE DEMON KEEPS ASKING FOR MY TWITTER HANDLE AND THEN DMS ME AT 2 AM ASKING IF I WANT TO ‘CHILL’??? LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS—"

Luca was practically rolling on the floor. "BRO, Y/N’S GOT THE DEMON AT 2 AM IN THE DMs. WHAT THE FUCK?"

Angel snorted. "IMAGINE A DEMON ASKING FOR YOUR TWITTER HANDLE—"

Meanwhile, Ronin was cackling, clearly loving every moment of it. "Oh, I swear, I have never seen someone so obsessed with making everything worse. And I love it."

The tension in the game was escalating, but you weren’t having any of it.

The demon’s voice came through the speakers again, calling you, taunting you.

"Oh, you want me to come closer? Yeah? Come give me a kiss, you sick fuck."

The demon stopped right in front of you, its twisted face smirking.

You immediately shouted, "FUCK OFF, I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS FLIRTING."

Misaki, completely unhinged, screamed, "BRUHHHH—THEY’RE TALKING TO THE DEMON LIKE IT’S NOTHING."

Luca almost couldn't contain himself. "SOMEONE GET THEM A TINDER ACCOUNT."

Ronin snickered, shaking his head. "You know, if they just let the demon have its way, we’d probably be done with the game by now."

But you weren’t backing down. No way.

You turned toward the door, and the puzzle had finally clicked. You solved the issue.

"Alright, fuck this shit. I’m out. I beat it, I solved the goddamn mystery, and I’m gonna go cry in a corner like the rest of us would."

The video ended abruptly with you standing in front of the door. Then came the outro, as usual.

"Okay, that’s enough of this shit. I’m gonna go crawl into bed now. If you see a demon in your hallway tonight, tell it I’m busy. I’ve got too many fucking simps already. Bye."

The voice channel exploded.

Misaki: "OH MY GOD, THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN."

Luca: "BRO, THEY REALLY JUST TOLD A DEMON TO FUCK OFF LIKE IT WAS A TINDER DATE."

Angel: "I cannot with them."

V finally unmuted himself, his tone icy. "This is madness."

But even V, as deadpan as ever, couldn’t stop a tiny smirk from slipping onto his face. "…I’m actually impressed."

The laughter in the voice chat was so loud, even V muted himself, unable to hide the slight smirk that played at the corner of his lips. Misaki was practically on the floor at this point, Luca's voice wavering between choking on air and outright giggling. Angel had her mic muted to contain her cackles, and Felicite just kept shaking her head, trying to maintain some level of composure.

But Ronin?

Ronin was beaming, like a cat who'd just eaten the canary. He'd won, and he was going to relish every damn second of it. He wiped tears from his eyes, his laughter finally fading into a satisfied chuckle as he settled back into his chair.

"Y'know," he started, smirking into the mic, "this is exactly why I adore you, sweetheart. Your humor’s so fucking dark it gives me hope."

V unmuted himself just enough to add, his voice deadpan as usual, "I told you this was a bad idea."

Misaki cut in, barely able to breathe. "A bad idea? No, no, this is the best idea we've had in ages!"

Luca agreed, barely able to form words through his snickers. "I can't believe you went THERE with the toe-stubbing thing. That's psychotic."

Ronin grinned. "You guys ain't seen nothing yet."

Without another word, Ronin opened up another game.

This time, it was "The Haunting of Abaddon Manor."

The title screen was eerie—dark, sepia tones, a decrepit mansion surrounded by fog, the kind of game that oozed dread from the get-go.

Ronin clicked to begin the game, his fingers dancing across the keys as he casually glanced back at the chat, anticipating the reactions.

"Alright, alright, ladies and gents, we're about to enter Abaddon Manor. It's got everything: creepy ghosts, insane-asylum vibes, and the worst part? There's a demonic doll lurking somewhere. I don’t trust dolls, y’all. They definitely have something to hide."

Misaki: "I don't even trust dolls in real life, bro. Like, how does something so small, with no moving parts, look so evil?"

Luca: "I’m not even playing and I'm already scared."

Ronin chuckled darkly, adjusting his headset. "Well, buckle up. We’re about to do the demon doll dance, whether we like it or not."

He dove in, leading the way through the haunted manor. The atmosphere was thick, every creak and moan of the old house seeming to whisper threats into the air.

And then...

The first jumpscare hit.

"What the fuuu—"

Ronin screamed, his voice cracking slightly. But as soon as the horrifying shadow darted across the screen, he laughed. A long, maniacal laugh. "Goddamn, that one was actually pretty good."

Misaki lost it. "BRO! What are you, a fucking demon? Who laughs at their own fear?"

Luca was still half-laughing, half-terrified. "Why do I feel like I’m watching a horror movie with a psychopath?"

But it didn’t stop there.

No, Ronin was on a roll.

"Alright, alright. Now we’ve got some creepy whispers in the background. This place is a fucking nightmare, and I’m the only one who can survive it. Or die trying—whichever comes first."

The camera swung wildly, a door creaking open by itself, and then—the doll.

The doll, with its twisted porcelain face and sinister grin, appeared at the top of the staircase, watching Ronin's character move closer.

"OH SHIT," Ronin whispered, voice actually laced with genuine unease. "NOPE. NOT TODAY."

And then he started running, slamming doors behind him in a frantic attempt to escape the doll.

But then, as if taunting him, the doll’s laugh echoed through the house.

"I SEE YOU."

"AHHHHHHHH, FUCK OFF."

Ronin screamed again, but this time, the laughter that followed was relentless. He was losing his mind in the best way possible.

Meanwhile, in the voice chat...

Misaki, still trying to breathe, shouted, "Nuh-uh, fuck this! Ronin's so gone—"

Angel laughed uncontrollably. "Literally acting like a serial killer in the making."

V, deadpan as always, muttered, "Pathetic."

But just as Ronin went to explore a new room in the manor, something unexpected happened.

You joined the voice call.

You'd been quiet for a while, working on some of your own content, but now—now you were here.

The moment you entered, the others fell into an awkward silence. And then—

You heard it.

The familiar voice of Ronin, the man who had just shown you the depths of hell in his own twisted way, now speaking the very words you’d been dreading.

"Y/N—"

He chuckled darkly, the screen of his game flickering as he leaned back in his chair, still amused by the game, still completely unfazed. "I found your channel. Everyone is about to get a front-row seat."

Your blood ran cold.

"What the fuck did you say?"

Ronin's grin only grew, more sinister by the second. "I said, I found your channel, sweetheart. And I’m showing everyone. What, you think I wouldn’t share? It’s just too good. Too much fun."

"NOOOOOOO!"

You could feel your skin burn, a wave of absolute embarrassment hitting you like a freight train. "Ronin, what the FUCK, no!"

"Oh, it’s too late for that. You’re already famous now, darling. You’re mine. Ours."

You could hear the smirk in his voice as it oozed into every word.

The others?

They were laughing, but their laughter was mixed with a touch of shock.

Misaki was the first to shout. "NO WAY. BRO."

Luca’s voice was tinged with disbelief. "Y/N’S CHANNEL IS THE ONE WITH OVER TWO MILLION SUBSCRIBERS? THE FUCK—"

Angel snorted. "Holy shit, and I thought I had a good sense of humor."

Felicite raised an eyebrow. "No wonder you're so... unpredictable."

V, in his usual deadpan tone, simply said, "This was a mistake."

But Ronin was having the time of his life. His eyes sparkled with malicious glee as he leaned forward, eager to reveal every unhinged thing you'd ever said on your channel.

"Don’t worry, baby. This is just the beginning. You’re gonna love it."

You groaned, the shame creeping up your spine like an ice-cold knife. "Fuck you, Ronin!"

His only response was a laugh, deep and menacing. "Hell, sweetheart. You’re mine. We’re all gonna watch."

You sat there, staring at your screen in absolute betrayal, feeling your soul physically leave your body as Ronin continued grinning like the bastard he was.

You tried everything—leaving the voice chat, shutting off your mic, even throwing your headset across the room like a dramatic anime protagonist—but nothing could erase the unholy shame burning inside you.

Your channel. Your secret, your baby, the thing you had kept hidden from Ronin this entire time.

And he found it.

And worse, he was showing everyone.

"You—fucking—I— WHY."

Ronin chuckled, his voice oozing smugness. "What’s wrong, sweetheart? Cat got your tongue?"

"Cat got my—!? YOU—!" You let out the most pitiful wail, genuine tears of mortification well up in your eyes. "You—YOU BULLIED ME. I’M BEING CYBERBULLIED IN REAL TIME."

Angel, being the only one with a heart in this godforsaken hellhole, immediately jumped in. "Aww, Y/N, honey, nooo, don’t cry," she cooed, mothering you instantly.

"HE EXPOSED ME, ANGEL!" you sniffled dramatically, clinging onto your last shred of dignity. "MY SECRET, MY FAME, MY HORROR GAMER LEGACY—RUINED."

Angel patted your metaphorical head. "I know, sweetie, I know. He’s an asshole. A MENACE."

Ronin gasped, placing a hand over his chest in fake offense. "Angel, babe, I’m standing right here."

"GOOD," you sobbed, "Fucking cry about it."

Misaki, of course, was no help. "Pffft—oh my god. I can’t tell if Y/N is actually crying or if this is the funniest breakdown I’ve ever witnessed."

Luca was also losing his mind, barely breathing between wheezes. "Bro, this is actual harassment. Call the cops. Oh wait, you can’t. We're all criminals."

Even Felicite, who was normally the reasonable one, was giggling into her mic. "Y/N, come on, you have to admit—this is hilarious."

"NO, IT’S NOT." you hiccupped, burying your face in your hands. "MY LIFE IS OVER. I CAN’T GO ON."

Angel continued rubbing your back (spiritually, since this was a voice chat). "There, there, sweetheart. Let it all out."

Ronin, meanwhile, was still laughing his ass off, but there was something else in his voice—something genuinely amused.

"Aw, come on, darlin’," he drawled, voice drenched in teasing affection. "You’re acting like I just leaked your government files or some shit."

"YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAVE!"

Another round of laughter erupted in the VC.

"Come on, look at the bright side," Ronin continued, his tone dripping with amusement. "Now I get to witness the absolute insanity you put your poor subscribers through."

Misaki gasped dramatically. "Wait, wait, hold up. You mean to tell me Y/N has been saying this level of bullshit on a public platform for literal years, and we’re just now finding out!?"

Luca snorted. "The fact that people are willingly subscribed to this brand of insanity is crazy to me."

"EXCUSE ME," you snapped, sniffling, gaining the tiniest bit of your spine back. "I have millions of subscribers who adore me, thank you very much. Unlike your asses, they support me."

Ronin grinned. "Oh, I support you, darling. I just like watching you suffer while I do it."

"FUCK YOU, RONIN."

"I mean, yeah, but I feel like this ain’t the time for that convo, sweetheart," he purred.

"I HATE YOU SO MUCH."

Ronin just laughed, the kind of laugh that made your stomach flip because it was so genuinely delighted. Like he was actually having the time of his life messing with you.

"You love me," he said, grinning.

Angel clicked her tongue. "No, Ronin. I love you. Y/N is currently plotting your murder."

You sniffed, still pouting like a kicked puppy. "I hope you fucking stub your toe on every corner you walk past."

Misaki burst out laughing. "OH MY GOD. THEY’RE STILL CURSING HIM OUT."

Ronin, completely unfazed, chuckled. "Mmm. Say that again, sweetheart. But slower."

"I HOPE YOUR KNEE SLAMS INTO EVERY TABLE EDGE IN EXISTENCE, YOU ASS."

Felicite wheezed. "Holy shit."

Luca choked. "Bro—they’re actually unhinged."

V, who had been silent the entire time, finally sighed.

"Are we done?" he asked, in the flattest tone possible.

[formulafics]

★ THE OTHER WOMAN | LN4/OP81

Scenario: when in doubt, poly it out. after yn and oscar go public, fans start to notice that lando might be in love with more than just yn.

Pairing(s): oscar piastri x fem!reader, lando norris x fem!reader, oscar piastri x lando norris

Warning: poly relationship (landoscar x reader)

A/N: i couldn’t handle the angst of the first part of this, therefore, i made a fix it fic for myself and anyone else who’d like to read!

PART ONE

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yn.jpg prettiest boys in the paddock 🎞️

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oscarpiastri 🧡

landonorris you’re the prettiest girl in the paddock

⤷ norrisnation YOURE SO SICK AND TWISTED FOR SAYING THAT LANDO OH MY GOD

formulanorris been so long since yn’s posted on the jpg account i forgot she had one

⤷ rizzciardo me too girlie. remembering the day she and lando set it up on stream though 💔

sunnynorris WOAH WOAH WOAH WHAT

dreamingofln4 …maybe i’m not so delusional 😧

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racingandwags amidst the rumors that lando norris and oscar piastri are more than just teammates, they’ve both spoken about their relationship with yn ln.

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xxformulax weird as hell 💀

⤷ rizzciardo stfu let them be in love and happy

norrisnation this is not what i pictured when i said lando and yn are endgame but okay

formulapiastri chat is this real?

ln4world are you shitting my dick right now

⤷ rizzciardo LMFAO THIS COMMENT

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oscarpiastri 🙂🫶🏻

⤷ yn.ln you’re so cute 😭

⤷ piastryspastry PLEASE OSCAR I LOVE YOU

yn.ln I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

norrisnation i love this trio sm they’re my world idc

rizzciardo i will lurk in every comment section to make sure no one is hating on them bc they’re everything to me

yn.ln

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yn.ln full circle moment 🤭 happy birthday once again my sweet boy, i love you so much.

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landonorris thank you, baby. best birthday ever 🫶🏻 i love you

oscarpiastri happy birthday @/landonorris. i love you

⤷ landonorris i love you more

⤷ formulanorris crying and throwing up over landoscar pda

norrisnation pls tell me you apologized for calling oscar your most favorite human 💔

⤷ yn.ln i did 🫡 to be fair even when i said that lando was still my favorite human - he and oscar share that number one spot

⤷ landonorris but i take up like 70% of it

⤷ oscarpiastri 😐

thank you for reading! all feedback is appreciated. — dae <3

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[darylsdelts]

What about angst with Daryl??? I have a bot I made for myself following this thought 💀

Like an argument where things get said, causing silence for a couple of days and then boom! Next time you see him, it’s at the lineup…and then he gets taken…and then we see him again in Hilltop 🥲🥲🥲

(i actually broke my own heart with this one, my bot is so realistic it hurts 😭)

Anon! Drop the link RIGHT NOW!!!

This made my heart drop, I just know my poor boy would be blaming himself for everything.

Immediately after the argument, all Daryl wanted to do was come back to you and apologise in his own way. He wanted to hug you and tell you he didn’t mean what he said… but he didn’t.

He gave you some space, knowing it was probably best for both of you. The next few days were close to hell. Every time he’d see you on the streets of Alexandria he’d stare, hoping for atleast a bit of eye contact to know you were okay but you would just pretend you hadn’t seen him.

Daryl didn’t know that he could feel that sort of pain in his chest, like he was being physically crushed.

Christ, is this what women can do?

From then on he’d assume the worst.

You didn’t love him anymore.

So he’d pretend nothing ever happened, he’d talk to you if it were necessary but otherwise acted like the old Daryl, the one you had met before the spark grew.

Little did Daryl know how badly that hurt you… you were in the same position, you wanted to give him space and assumed he’d come back when he was ready but he never did.

So you assumed the worst.

He didn’t love you anymore.

You went along with Daryl’s act, assuming that’s what he had wanted you to do… but you missed him, you missed your Daryl. The one you had finally managed to break the defences of, the one who was starting to be more open with you but now all of that was gone, it disappeared like it never happened.

It was getting harder to monitor when Daryl was out and when he was within the walls since now he didn’t leave notes for you, but you’d seen him ride out today, seemingly angry about something but you could also tell he was hurting. You weren’t sure what had happened, no one had told you as of yet but some hours later you were sure that Daryl’s absence was something to worry about.

But you never thought it would be this.

You were pushed to your knees, your family lined up either side of you in a small clearing. The back doors of a van opened up, you couldn’t see what or who was in there but there was some commotion… and then loud panting.

You knew… god you fucking knew something happened, you should have spoken up earlier, maybe he wouldn’t be getting dragged out of a van right now, his shoulder leaking blood onto some sort of blanket that had been draped around him.

Fuck, did he get shot?

You lean forward, trying to look down the line of your family to catch Daryl’s gaze.

And after all those weeks, you finally did.

Daryl looked at you through his sweaty locks, his eyes dark and watery with frustration, his eyebrows twitch downwards when he saw you, he saw the fear and concern on your face and all of it was too much, he had to look away or he was gonna throw up from anxiety.

It was torture for Daryl, knowing you were frightened, knowing all of this before him was his fault.

When that asshole, Negan, stuck that damn bat in your face is when he lost all control of himself. Daryl jumped up and smashed his fist into Negan’s jaw, then trying to take further steps to tackle him but he was grabbed and pushed to the ground like a wild fucking animal.

He grunted and squirmed as his hair was pulled, he could hear you crying for them to stop.

“Get off of him! Get off! Daryl, get up!”

Fuck, he was trying to.

Eventually he was dragged back to his place in the line.

He wanted to look over to you but he was so fucking scared now, his heart was beating way too fast and his head was spinning.

He stole a short glance your way and he saw your hands covering your face, palms pushing into your eyes as you choked on your sobs.

He’d done this to you.

You would never forgive him for this.

Daryl just had to sit there, bleeding out from his shoulder as Negan battered members of his family before his eyes, he was sure he’d been the cause for the second death, Glenn. Maybe if he’d just stay put, he could’ve stopped that, he should’ve listened.

“No exceptions”

But he didn’t and it was his fault, he’d have to leave his family, they would never allow for someone like him to live with them now.

Turns out, that was the one thing he didn’t need to worry about, as he was stuffed straight back into the van, apparently Negan wanted to keep him.

Daryl doesn’t know how long he was in that cell for, it felt like years and all he could do was think of you. He was so fucking sorry and he knew he’d never get the chance to make it up to you and even if he did, you wouldn’t want to hear it. Rick wouldn’t want him back in the group but Daryl couldn’t stay here, he’d have to get out and survive on his own, completely.

With some help from one of ‘Negan’s wives’, Daryl escaped, however, his plan of escaping and surviving alone dissipated once he saw Jesus stood in front of him.

He’d come to get him out.

They wanted him back?

Back home?

Surely not.

The journey to hilltop was a fever dream, Daryl was unbelievably anxious, his breaths short, causing Jesus to keep checking on him to which Daryl didn’t reply to. In fact Daryl hadn’t opened his mouth the entire time.

As soon as they arrived at the gates, he could feel his throat closing up.

Were you here? Did you even want to see him? Probably not.

As the gates opened, Daryl kept his head down, following behind Jesus toward one of the medical trailers.

But then he heard his name.

“Daryl?… Daryl?!”

Daryl’s head slowly lifted to the direction of the voice, your voice. You were speed walking, no, now you were running toward him. You slung your arms around him, burying your face into his neck as you cried with… relief.

“You’re here, you’re back, you’re safe… safe now… I’m sorry, I love you so much, Daryl”

Daryl stood as still as stone. You were sorry? He should be the one apologising. You’re glad he’s back? You love him? You still love him.

His heart clenches at the thought.

He feels you pull away, your soft hands holding the sides of his face as your beautiful sparkly eyes look into his own. God he doesn’t deserve this.

“Are you okay, sweetheart?”

Suddenly it all seems to sink in and tears are blurring his vision as he shakes his head slightly, no.

“It’s gonna be okay now, you’re here with me now”

He could feel the life flooding back into him, pushing his face into the crook of your neck as he completely breaks down, hiding his face from the world as he lets out loud, uncontrolled sobs into the fabric of your shirt.

“M-M’s-sorry…. M’so-orry… L-love you so m-much…”

You gently rub his back to soothe him, now realising that your sweet man had blamed himself for everything that had happened.

“Ssshh it’s not your fault… let’s get you inside”

You feel him nod ever so slightly and then you lead him towards barrington house, all whilst trying to stay away from prying eyes of the community.

“I’m so glad you’re home, Daryl”

He didn’t reply with words but agreed internally, however, he meant it differently. It didn’t matter where he was, wherever you were was home and he’s so relieved to still have that.

This is so badly written, I’m sorry! But Tysm for the prompt! This was pretty fun to write.

[sophisticatedaiphos]

NEW CARD DROPS ‼️‼️🔥🔥

im gon cry PLEASE TELL ME im not the only one that thinks it looks like he’s wearing a mha uniform 😭😭 AND IT WOULD BE ON CHARACTER FOR HIM ANYWAYS

DUDE.. THIS HAS GOT TO BE ONE OF THE PRETTIEST CARDS TWST HAS EVER MADE BC THAT BACKGROUND?? THAT SUNRISE?? BRO ITS ACTUALLY SO EXQUISITE AND DEUCE IS EATING IT UP IN THE CARD TOO THAT LIGHTING IS SO 😍😍

OKAY MUSCLES⁉️‼️💪 dude I swear to god i will shit myself if they do him dirty in his sprite again BC HIS CLUBWEAR SPRITE WAS SO TRAGIC 😭🙏 And he looks BIGGER in this card too, although his delinquent side is coming out a lil he looking like he wanna beat someone up 💀

Edit: Ig this isn’t that bad, but either way, NOTHING will ever look as tragic as deuce’s skinny ahh arms in his clubwear sprite- 😭 The lighting is still hard carrying his muscles in the (sunset savanna) groovy tho-

[leclercloml]

Bunny? It's MIFFY | FT7

Pairing: Ferran Torres x french!reader

Summary: in which ferran's girlfriend is obsessed with the miffy plushie.

Genre: SMAU

Warninga: grammar mistakes probably, google translated spanish & french

Author's note: this one is made specially for @zowanew the og miffy girl, ilysm and i hope you like it 🤍 (most of the pics contains Sira Martinez and I know she's not french but for the fic let's pretend she is)

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yourinstagram the love of my life and Ferran 🐰🤍

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ferrantorres WOW, thank you??

⤷yourinstagram you're welcome.

⤷username lmfao 😭

ferrantorres did I just got replaced my a literal stuff toy?

⤷yourinstagram stuff toy? STUFF TOY??! her name's MIFFY.

⤷ferrantorres stuff toy.

⤷yourinstagram blocked.

⤷username Ferran ilysm but don't you dare call miffy a stuff toy ever again.

liked by yourinstagram

⤷username she liked 😭😭

mikkykiemeny my girl 🤍

⤷yourinstagram ILY !!!

⤷username the IT wags.

username they're so cute tho 😭🩷

ferrantorres I love you ❤️

⤷yourinstagram I love you too I guess.

⤷ferrantorres you guess?!!

⤷pedri 😂🫵🏻

⤷username LMAO 😭😭

pablogavi i could use that as a punching bag.

⤷ferrantorres please do, you're doing everyone a favour

⤷yourinstagram DON'T YOU DARE GAVIRA.

⤷username that's something gavi would definitely do.

username okay but can we talk about how cute these two are?? No?? Anyone??

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ferrantorres Mi novia 🩷

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yourinstagram he won a banana for me cause there was no game which winning prize was miffy 😔☝🏻

⤷ferrantorres be grateful?!

⤷yourinstagram I AM.

⤷username y/n would choose miffy over Ferran anyday

liked by yourinstagram

⤷username she liked the comments lmfao, poor Ferran.

pedri why was I not invited?

⤷ferrantorres as if you don't thirdwheel us 6/7 times a week.

⤷pedri exactly. It should be 7/7

⤷yourinstagram no. give us a break.

⤷pedri R U D E.

⤷pablogavi it's ok bro, we both can hangout 🫂

⤷pedri i would rather chew on a glass.

⤷username HELPP

⤷username golden retriever gavi x black cat pedri>>>

⤷username my man was tired of driving him to training everyday 😭

username okay but the 2nd slide, I might kms.

⤷username ikr they both are WAY TOO adorable

username can someone kiss me? with a gun? down on my throat?

⤷username ayo chill 💀

username still can't believe how Ferran bagged her.

⤷mikkykiemeny me too.

⤷username mikkyyyy lmaoo 😭😭

username everyday i open Instagram, saw these fuckers on my feed, wonder when it'll be me, cry myself to sleep, and then repeat.

⤷username us moment 🫂

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ferrantorres thought that was that rabbit but okay te amo ❤️

⤷yourinstagram for the last time ferran torres garcia it's MIFFY.

⤷ferrantorres rabbit.

⤷yourinstagram sleep at Pedri's today.

⤷ferrantorres I'M JOKING.

mikkykiemeny can't believe I got replaced by a basic white boy 😔.

⤷yourinstagram OFCOURSE NOT, you're my no.1

⤷mikkykiemeny I better be

pedri why was I not invited again.

⤷yourinstagram can you shut the fuck up?

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Fer<3

look what I just found

y/n

Ferran mfing Torres!!!!

You better bring one of em home

Fer<3

One? Nah.

y/n

Wjwhakshsh

Je t'aime tellement!!! (I love you so much)

Come home as soon as you can.

Fer<3

I love you too!!!

On my way

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ferrantorres te amo ❤️

⤷yourinstagram je t'aime aussi ❤️(i love you too)

⤷pedri ew.

⤷yourinstagram go away hater.

ferrantorres the gift giver>>>

⤷yourinstagram get over yourself

⤷pablogavi fr fr and give pedri back

⤷ferrantorres no.

⤷pablo kys.

⤷username I'm dying lmaaaooo

username cuties 😭🫶🏻

username i would die for them but that's just me tho.

⤷username me too girl me too

mikkykiemeny I'm better than both

⤷yourinstagram ofcourse you are wifey 🤭💍

⤷frenkiedejong no.

⤷ferrantorres no.

⤷username the real couple is actually mikky and y/n, Ferran and Frenkie are the side chicks here.

username I want what they have.

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Grace's note: this one was quite fun, I hope you like it @zowanew and Ferran literally loves you.

[dragonnon]

OKAY HI, JUST BEAT THE UNSPEAKABLE ADVENTURE AND BY PROXY DGS1. I HAVE SOME THOUGHTS. QUITE A FEW ACTUALLY.

Starting from the ending sequences. if you want to see my entire experience through he game just look through the live blog tag on my blog! ^^

I thought that scene was gonna be Ryunosuke and Van Zieks dueling in the courtroom, (brain want samurai fight. in fact I wanted to see a duel between Kazuma and van zieks since the 3rd case lmao) but I was pleasantly surprised. We got hints at his back story! I've been waiting the entire game for his backstory so I'm deeply satisfied. I mean I think van zieks is the prosecutor for dgs2 as well, because I never see anyone talk about a different prosecutor for dgs2 so I'm just assuming it's van zieks again.

Ryunosukes belief that no matter who you are, we can all relate to each other because we're all humans who experience human emotions is one that deeply resonates with me, and it means a lot to see it in this game, I think ryunosuke's my favorite character, he overall just means A LOT to me.

Then, with Gina, the way she was trying to be nonchalant about it all but was actually holding back tears the entire time was so cute, man. And her crying sprite reveal got me just as hard if not harder than Athena's did, like gosh, my tearducts were WORKING through the entire ending of this game.

AND RYUNOSUKE WONDERING IF HE MADE IT UP TO KAZUMA'S EXPECTATIONS BROKE ME LIKE LITERALLY. i like to make jokes that ryunosuke keeps hallucinating Kazuma, (even in the musical) but it breaks my heart every time deep down inside. Crazy how this game makes me think and feel exactly how his is. It's like I share his same grief to some extent.

(And Iris with her good news and bad news thing was really funny to me, cause I've been thinking about that for basically my entire life. personally me, I'm with ryunosuke, the good news cancels out the bad news. That along with sholmes' bit with constantly being ignored when he thinks he should've been noticed never gets old. Ever. Sholmes is king.)

Let me tell you, at the boat scene I could barely contain myself from screaming, I was so happy to see susato again and finally knowing why she was calling herself a failure all the time, despite being a actual freaking legend. ryunosuke telling her she's the BEST JUDICIAL ASSISTANT in the world was 100% deserved. She's a LEGEND. She planned ALL of that. ALL of it. And she's so humble about it too.

oh and the whole thing with the Morse code actually had me running laps around my living room, (it was 3:00AM 💀) WHAT BUSINESS DOES KAZUMA, GREGSON, AND IRIS'S DAD'S NAME HAVE BEING IN THERE. When it first dawned on me that it spelt out asogi i went absolutely feral, y'all should've seen me lmao, I was crouched on the floor in shock. if you ask me, it's gotta be a hit list right? 2 outta four people on that list are literally dead. (GREGSON WATCH YOUR SIX 😭) Wait, now that I'm thinking about it, maybe there's actually more to Kazuma's death than I thought? Gonna find out next game.

And I almost cried during the fully animated cutscene (AACJ reference lol) I miss susato already, AGAIN.

That ending sequence felt like it lasted a millennium, but once it was over it felt like it was all too soon.

I was so happy too see everyone in the character send offs. This game is really good at making me attached to absolutely every single character. Skullkin bruvvers, (& graydon) I love y'all, I hope y'all have a good time in prison, and I hope you get out the slammer soon Gina. And seeing hosonaga and soseki for what might be the last time was great, I've been missing those two.

DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE LAST END CREDITS PART. Kazuma and ryunosuke going on a stroll for a while, and Kazuma abruptly stops walking, ... I think from the text matter of this here post you can hypothesize what my reaction might've been. TEARS. Me and my siblings were screaming 😭

And then the part where the whole crew eventually groups together, I SCREAMED FOR EACH ADDITION. Look at the fuckkingggg.... SQUAD. and the ryunosuke and sholmes pose at the end there was the perfect way to end the ever. EVER... 👺👺

I'm looking so forward to playing DGS2 to see what's gonna happen next, I gotta know the van zieks lore and who the hell traumatized him that bad hat his face is permanently reminiscent of a depressed cat, and the Morse code lore, and if susato comes back sooner rather than later, and what she know about the hound of the Baskervilles!!

IM SO EXCITED. THIS IS MY FAVORITE ACE ATTORNEY GAME EVER. EVERRR!!!!

ACE ATTORNEY SERIES IS A GEODE AND GREAT ACE ATTORNEY IS THE BEAUTIFUL GEMSTONES INSIDE OF IT.

Definitely in my top three (as seen below.)

1. TGAA

2. SOJ

3. AJAA

TYSM FOR READING BYEEEEEEEEE!!!

[saintobio]

HELLOOO FINALLY GOT TO SEND AN ASK!!!

first of allllll…. i think the time momjo sending the child guardian paper (?) that satoru typed out of anger is a hint…. and then satoru telling yn that sachiro called akemi mama… this honestly hurts alot more, imahine carrying your baby for 9 months, taking care of baby sachiro for 3 years alone, all the sleepless nights… and sachiro just ugh u dumbass small brain toddler (literally). anyways, satoru looking at akemi during suguru and shoko’s wedding, his hand rubbing akemi’s stomach at the cabin when she was in pain. honestly this part was akemi faking her pain or…? cuz there was a line that said after satoru asked if she wanted to go home her face didnt show anymore pain ? lololll idk. i dislike (hate) gojokemi but i think theyre gonna be endgame with all these theories coming up oh godddd. and the way yn threw the necklace into the lake, satoru went to search for it but did he manage to find it ? no. but during sn yn (well, suguru) found gojos wedding band. so in sy, yn threw away satoru’s “heart”, and it was never found again, thats a hint (?) bruhhh i hate thissss (i love this so much actually it made me feel so much i love u saint) i also recall the first time satoru and akemi first did it together he said smthg like i could learn to love u ? if i remember correctly. and the morning at the cabin after yn and gojo did it, yn was crying bcs they had a heartfelt talk ? and u mentioned they both felt guilty. the guilt is…. yeah.

BUT ALSO, satoru once said that yn has always been the one, sera when she saw gojo after forever told sukuna that he looks different when hes being with akemi, like hes not being himself? but that was when they first got together so idk about now. him not calling gojokemi exclusive. oh how they were happy and loving when yn got pregnant 🥹 but well it lasted until… yeah. also u said something about gojo gonna be on his knees again, since yn is now depressed and suicidal, i think for her heart disease shes gonna sign a DNR, then satoru on his knees maybe begging the doctors idk gawd idk someone mentioned dnr and i just… 🙂 its not that she wanna leave sachiro either, but i think shes telling herself everything will be better if she dies since sachiro, still very young, doesnt even really remember yn (just why sachiro) and called akemi mama… also why the hell didnt gojo use protection when fucking akemi oh gawd pls hate u satoru if she gets preggo.

anyways, i cant wait for gen to be back. i love u gen and ian.

oooh i also remember that you said there was a scene that inspired the birth of sn/sy, was it in chapter 11 ? or we’re not there yet…

honestly why dont yn just join shoko and suguru and be in a happy poly relationship ever looollll just kidding. my heart hurts, im still all in for gojoyn endgame but it doesnt seem realistic. ive been cursing gojo and akemi ever since the chapter came out loolll gotta give myself credit for being able to do my exams while still thinking bout this. 💀

omg there’s a lot to unfold here idk where to start 😭 but i just wanna say, it’s amazing how you’re so thorough in remembering those details in sn/sy bcos i honesty don’t have enough attention span to do that !!! sdjsj now while i can’t answer everything you mentioned, i can say a few things:

- akemi isn’t faking her pain, she’s truly struggling from it

- gojo doesn’t want kids outside of marriage (or should i say if not with yn), so he’s definitely careful with it.

- yes, it is indeed sy11 that birthed the sequel :’) i had that scene in mind before sn was even finished

[rikeijo]

Yuuri's VA new song for Yuuri was released! I bought it online, so I still don't know the official lyrics 🤣 and I'm not very good at recognizing sounds that are heavily modulated?... like what he does at the end of words, so it still contains some mistakes, I'm sure.

But the song.... The LYRICS... It really made me cry... 😭😭

It's 10000000000% worth the money, so consider supporting the artist!

((Forgot the title... It's 氷上の翼 Hyoujou no Tsubasa (Wings on Ice)))

Kimi (you) - Toyonaga -> Yuuri

Anata (you) - Yuuri -> (most likely) Victor

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独り　暗い　落ちこんでるの I Hitori kurai ochikonderu no? I Still not sure about this line, I can't catch the last sounds of the words... "Alone, in the dark, are you feeling down?" But I'm not sure if it's a question or what 🤔 Anyway, this part is Toyonaga -> Yuuri.

山の頂　夢もまた夢さ I Yama no itadaki, yume mo mata yume sa I The top of a mountain, but dream is just a dream.

期待に 押しつぶされ 今日も 君は萎れてゆく I Kitai ni oshitsubusare, kyo mo kimi wa shiorete yuku I Crushed under other people's expectation towards you, today as well you wither away little by little

周りのせいにしてまで I Mawari no sei ni shite made (??) I I'm very unsure about this line -> probably, "So much that you blame people around you for that"

自分を 信じられなくて I Jibun wo shinjirerarenakute I You can't believe in yourself

心のエッジ　削られてゆく I Kokoro no ejji kezurarete yuku I The edges of your heart are shaven off little by little

独り　暗い　落ちこんでた (??) I Hitori kurai ochikondeta I Alone, in the dark, you felt down (?) (But again, I'm not sure)

奇跡なんて 起こるわけない I Kiseki nante okoru wake nai I It's impossible for a miracle to happen

そんな出会い 信じられない I Sonna deai shinjirarenai I I can't believe for such a meeting (between people) to be possible

後ろ向きな その背中に 翼を生やす人がいる I Ushiromukina sono senaka ni tsubasa wo hayasu hito ga iru I There is somebody who makes wings grow on this back that always faces backward

この氷上で 君は自由になる I Kono hyojo de kimi wa jiyu ni naru I On this ice, you become free

誰も見たことのない　君にしか描けない夢を I Dare mo mita koto no nai kimi ni shika egakenai yume wo I A dream that only you can give a shape to, one that nobody has ever seen

<Next is Yuuri -> Victor>

あなたがいれば、僕は鳥になれる I Anata ga ireba, boku wa tori ni nareru I If you are with me, I can become a bird

もっと高く羽ばたかせて　信じてるから I Motto takaku habakasete shinjiteiru kara I Let me fly higher, I trust you

<This part, I think, is about Victor>

(OMGGGG in this next part strings are more in the front of the music????, just like in Yuri on ICE, when Victor appears in Hasetsuuuuuu.... TOOSHIIII... 💀💀💀💀💀💀 Strings = Victor 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭)

光と闇　背中を合わせた I Hikari to yami senaka wo awaseta I Light and darkness standing back to back (Whaaat...? Is Vicchan the light, you mean....? Tosssshi.....)

あなたは 何を求めているの I Anata wa nani wo motometeiru no? I What it is that you want?

笑う顔が ただ見たくて I Warau kao ga tada mitakute I I'd just like to see you smile

見るとなぜか 泣きそうになり I Miru to naze ka nakisouni nari I But when I see it (you smile), for some reason I feel like I'm about to cry

僕よりも僕を信じて I Boku yori mo boku wo shinjite I Believing in me more than I myself believe in me

翼は気まぐれに空を飛ぶ I Tsubasa wa kimagure ni sora wo tobu I The wings fly in the sky at whim (as they want)

この氷上であなたのために舞う I Kono hyoujou de anata no tame ni mau I On this ice, I dance for you

他の誰でもない　あなたと描きたい夢を I Hoka no dare demo nai anata to egakitai yume wo I The dream that I want to give a shape to (paint) with you, nobody else

僕ならできる　信じてくれるでしょう I Boku nara dekiru shinjitekureru deshou I I'm able to do it, you believe that, don't you?

最後まで見届けてよ　変われるから I Saigo made mitodokete yo Kawareru kara I Watch me till the end, because I can change

この氷上で 僕は自由になる I Kono hyojo de boku wa jiyu ni naru I On this ice, I become free

誰も見たことのない　僕にしか描けない夢を I Dare mo mita koto no nai boku ni shika egakenai yume wo I The dream that only I can give a shape to, one that nobody has ever seen

あなたがいれば、僕はどこまでも 飛べる I Anata ga ireba, boku wa doko made mo toberu I If you are with me, I can fly no matter how far (everywhere)

愛をこめて届けるよ そこで見てね I Ai wo komete dotokeru yo, soko de mite ne I I'll deliver it to you, with my love. Watch me from there.

I meaaaan.... Tosshi... OMG 😭😭😭😭😭

[littlelovelunette]

Lunette's Vacay

This means so much to me because me and my family members are almost always busy so we don't have time to visit other relatives or even travel :(

• 27/03/25: Packing and carrying the luggage to the car has taken a toll on me physically, I'm sweating soo much due to the humid weather and I feel disgusting ;-; today night I'll go to bed and wake tomorrow early morning to leave for the roadtrip. Goodnight, lovelies

Episode 1

My eyes are barely open as i get ready it's 4:30 am. we're in the car rn and dad's already cussing out other drivers lmaooo it's 5 in the morning. dad's brain short circuited seeing the traffic at this early morning, we took a u-turn on the highway bc of that but now WHERE TO!?

I had fallen asleep and I kinda wanna sleep more. my back hurtsss. dad drives like a maniac. i have reacheddddd it's 10 am. i feel humbled ngl, city life has softened me up 😭

Episode 2

heat wave made me dehydrated. unexpected wave of depression hit me and now im crying by myself. idk what else to write. im sorry.

Episode 3

It's 12 pm I'm still in bed. Okay so I took a shower and shampooed my hair. But the water here has too much iron so my hair is like 💀. Nevertheless I put this hairmask on after ages of contemplating, it smelled like milk candy so I was convinced it'd be good. Only... MY HAIR IS IN THE WORST STATE IT'S EVER BEEN IN. Why is it so sticky and so weird. I swear we did all the instructions properly. I'm rewashing my hair. That milk shit was dog crap.

I mocked my entire generation of political ancestors lmao. Also, my cousin said smth mean and I'm depressed again. Doing henna bc I will dress traditional tomorrow!!

I got my period, and I'm mad about it. I whispered it to my sis for a reason and she just goes around yelling it to everyone while she goes to get a pad.

Episode 4 (EID i)

Today Eid starts. I can eat properly now and I'm not too happy with it (I'm a picky eater). But it's fine. Uhh, I woke up extremely early for ABSOLUTELY no reason. And I'm currently dying of period cramps and I wanna tear everyone's hair out because they woke me at 7 am but uhhh I'll have to just calm my shit down and take a shower. Need to dress up and wash my hair since that hair mask ruined it.

Today was exhausting! But it's not over yet I gotta go babysit my little niece. SHE'S SO CUTEEEE AHHH

Episode 5 (Eid ii)

I'm on my period with a very heavy flow and cramps but all the things my sister is doing is getting on my nerves. At first, when I told her quietly to give me a damn pad, she embarrassed me by yelling my words in repetition in front of my male relatives and such. If that wasn't bad enough, she kept insisting for me to take the damn phone from her (on a call with a relative) when I kept telling her I NEEDED to go to the bathroom. (Leak situation) She knew but she kept pestering until I snapped. And when I did, she goes around saying I always yell at her. I can't move around a lot because of my period but she keeps rubbing that on my face as if I'm doing this on purpose. I'm so frustrated and so fed up. Istg, I can't get a moment's peace. I just blocked her from Tumblr a few minutes ago.

Today was a disaster.

Episode 6 (Eid iii)

Sitting at dad's side business shop and acting as the clerk but no one knows I'm the owner's daughter hehe. I'm sweating so much though and I might leave earlier than anticipated. Me and my sisters sat at the shop for a while and got a shit ton of makeup, I did my nails in there too. Perks of having a dad who owns a big cosmetics shop hehe. Anyway, the nails, yeah.

I'm leaving tomorrow y'all. Change of plans.

Episode 7

My body is sore from sleeping in the car and dad still drives like a maniac. We're almost already home, honestly I personally think we should've stayed longer than we did. It would've been a good refresher but dad got impatient for getting home sooo... That's it for my vacation

[simpjaes]

more thoughts but honestly these are just rambles.

not to get philosophical (because im a huge philosophy slut) but I personally believe happiness in life would not exist if it was not for the pain that comes with living.

there's this one spongebob episode that touches on this philosophy. squidward was whisked away into this "perfect life" where everything was customized to make him happy. at first it was amazing but then it grew lackluster and everything that once made him happy felt mundane. he eventually lost his hobbies and his interests.

and that episode really stuck with me growing up dhqkjdks

because the highs are constantly worth it and i remind myself pain is part of the human experience.

tonight is actually the night I was going to read frenzy (it's crazy I never got to it yet dhlqjdkqjdkwndkwj) so expect to see me again some time soon 😭💀 (are u sick of me, be honest)

im sorry but i almost pissed myself laughing bc of how serious this sounded then "there's this one spongebob episode"

but, you're so right tho??? Ive seen that episode probably a million times bc i love sponge bob but man, i didn't think of it too deeply. How my year, or even the past few years have gone for me...i've changed and grown so much and it's like....damn squidward TELL IT TO ME!!! kinda puts shit into perspective tbh, even if everything feels bad for me all the time, there are always those small pockets of happy times that make me cry when i feel them. I guess it's true that we appreciate them more when we wanna die 23/6 [not to be deep or too emo but it's true]

also, if ur reading frenzy rn I REQUIRE UR FEEDBACK PLSSSSSSSSSSSS

[jabesa0]

Hii I amabsoloutly inlove eith your artstyle.

can I ask a few questions? :<

how lomg does your deawings usually take? and do you have any speedpaints,,, uploaded somewbere... for studying purposes

your drawings makr me want to to back to lineless art lol. and not take it so hard on myself.....

Hi there!! Unfortunately I don’t have any speedpaints seeing as I stop drawing while I’m working on my stuff cuz I get distracted easily 😭😭 so if I did you’d just have big periods where nothings happening LOL usually I post process shots on my personal irl server after each drawing session just so I can see how far along I am but that’s about it!

Also I fully support lineless!! I don’t do any lineart (clearly LOL) and it’s more fun to just paint over your sketch and make as you go!! And yeah don’t be so hard on yourself anon! Art is hard and shit takes time, so whether you take a few days on a piece or months I think you should be proud that you actually made something, even if it’s just for yourself :)!!

As for the question of how long I take on my drawings:

(More under the cut!)

As for how long it takes me to make drawings, I’d say it varies like this purple mammon I recently posted took a month but that’s because I had lots of final school work to do and I got sick twice during that time 💀💀 but this three pose page I did as a commission:

This one took me 9 days which is crazy when I think abt it actually cause there’s way more happening but yeah!!

This mammon in the back dress as well took about five days!! So to give you an estimate I’d say anywhere from 1 to 4 weeks? Most mammons I do usually end up being on the lower half of that range! Outside circumstances may make it vary but that’s usually the time it takes!!

Oh and I’d like to add that I usually am a night owl and only start working till around the evening times when I draw!! So when I say days I don’t mean like I spend d all day over my tablet, I don’t think that’d be very good for your health anyways 🤕🤕 take breaks yall play a game you like or watch something on YouTube!!! Don’t spend all your time working lest you burn out!!

I’m gonna be real with all of you, cause my friends make fun of me for it ALL THE TIME LOL but the largest majority of mammon drawing time is like 80% redrawing the face over and over and 20% the rest give or take. I drive myself crazy drawing mammon faces cause I need it to be perfect cause it’s mammon so when it’s not “perfect” I keep working at it and I don’t move on until it is 💀💀 my friends notice a cycle where it’s like:

“You guys I have such a fire idea for a mammon drawing” (makes sketch and flats in like 10 mins) —> (starts face) “wait you guys this face is kinda good maybe I won’t spend fifty years on it :D” —> “eehhhhhhgh okay face not looking good lemme see if I can tweak it” —> “okay face need to be redone.” —> “I decided against redoing it I’m just gonna fix what I have” —> “we gotta throw the whole idea out and start again.” —> “wait you guys I think I did it the face looks good asf was I crying for nothing before??” (They tell me yes I always do) —> (I move on from the face) —> (the rest is completed within 2-4 days) —> Done!

It’s stupid as hell I know LOL but when it comes to mammon if i don’t make him as best as I can I don’t feel like I do him justice. The things we do for love, right?

[allamericanb-tch]

crimson rivers thoughts (12)

@tastetherainbow290

chapter 26

rip james potter’s leg he’s gone full peeta

sirius is visiting reg

reg ☹️

talking about throwing up is arguably the worst part of this fic so far

“It's fine. I didn't even like this shirt. (Sirius really liked this shirt.)”

i am legitimately shaking but i don’t know if this is important so i need to read it

please stop talking about throwing up

poor regulus i feel so bad

and hes throwing up again

i cant even think about this what if i just skim the rest

ok pov switch thank god

oh no i forgot remus has to go back… 

sirius is so considerate

nooo remu

sirius pov again im praying there isn’t any more throwing up

and there it is.

poor regulus ahhhhh i just feel so bad for him like. i want to give him a hug.

why doesn’t regulus want to see james ☹️

sirius is visiting james now

that was sweet. sad, but sweet.

remus pov again

remu ❤️‍🩹

can someone tell me why the rat is my 5th most used emoji

"You're so precious to me, did you know that?"

remus loves sirius (duh)

chapter 27

i’m sad for wolfstar what’s gonna happen

"You can trust that the only person I have an interest in seeing naked is your brother." 😭

this hallow drama is actually hilarious

reggie 💔

i’m scared that pandora is going to die in the future bc we have t seen any of her pov

this is so sad.

no thoughts just sadness.

“i’m collecting them all” i’m glad to see you making jokes reg

"Oh, this is just the bruise finally blooming from where I tripped and fell the moment I saw you,"

this was a lighter chapter but still sad

chapter 28

back to james pov

oh no a nightmare

CRAP I FORGOT ABT MY MATH HOMEWORK it was due yesterday but she hasn’t graded it yet so if i turn it in now she won’t take of points for it being late

math homework is finished! back to reading (suffering)

oh yeah. nightmare. ☹️

"I wasn't supposed to go through this," no james, you were not. i’m sad now (i have been sad)

james leave regulus aloneeee (don’t leave him alone)

shrodinger’s cat mention

“james”

i’m actually crying right now.

nooo why are the fighting

james is getting his glasses back soon!!! huzzah

"I don't want to be a great, big tragedy anymore,"

baby

“it’s a parting gift” i’m crying again

regulus and remus friendship <3

“we broke up” “you were together?” 😭

ugh this is so sad. already i’ve cried more times than reading atyd AND choices and ive barely made a dent in cr

oh no interview prep

evan mention 💔

every time i see the word hallow in this fic im like “i need to add this (hallow/hollow) to my list of homophones” and i never do bc im writing all my thoughts in my notes app and my homophones list is in a different folder than my marauders thoughts 

chapter 29

oh me oh my hanky panky happening in this chapter i wonder for who

every time i call sex hanky panky i give myself the ick

"We broke up? This is news to me” james 😭

“No one needs romantic love to be fulfilled as a person. Not everyone wants it, and then there are those who aren't ready, and all of it is okay. That doesn't mean there's an absence of love, or that you're getting it wrong. You're not, Regulus, I promise." 

they’re holding hands (but for sad reasons)

interview time i’m scared

evan ☹️☹️☹️

vanity ☹️☹️☹️

“We love your love, don't we?" 💔

this is so sad omg i genuinely don’t know how im going to survive this

GLASSES!!!!!!

so he’s just been wearing contacts this whole time?

ok i need to go do my duolingo. 

i am back from duolingo.

james telling sirius to go have sex with remus on their last night 😭 i mean fair. they should

"I'm absolutely thinking about your brother right now." oh, james

james telling sirius about him and reg 😭 poor sirius

sirius asking james for tips 💀

“i expect all the details” james fleamont potter 😭

sirius is such a good brother. i love him. 

remus pov !!

“i would not have known joy if i did not have the pleasure of knowing you”

ugh wolfstar. i love you. 

😯 hanky panky

spine has been realigned

ok but any time any of them ever talk about getting off it just makes me think about one time when i was at a district choir concert and when we were practicing one of our songs the director said “there won’t be a dry seat in the audience” (he meant dry eye, bc the song was beautiful, but it just came out like everyone in the audience would dream their pants 😭) but. unnecessary story and it isn’t really that funny unless you were there but. 

chapter 30 (?!)

evan 💔

god.

remus ‘reading’ sirius’ mind 😭

they have to say goodbye ☹️

barty mention!!!!

*singing* i just miss you and i just wish you were a better man

“i love you” eeeeeeeee

omg kissing

and it’s over.

“i don’t want to hurt you anymore” 💔

eeeee they’re kissing again

“it’ll take a while but later—much later—james will look back on this and wonder, sadly, if it was a parting gift, too.” WHAT

sirius kissing the mask so remus will always have a sirius kiss

i love pandora

wolfstar goodbye 💔

the fact that all of this happened in the span of two weeks

effie and monty!!!!!!!!!!

the next chapter is lily… should i read it or go to sleep 

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

Lmfaooo I know I already yapped my way into ur inbox earlier but. Sighhhh aroace reader has been on my mind again and I’m literally screaming clutching my torso rolling around on the floor crying thinking about it no joke <///333

I think that aroace reader + stsg comes with SO much comedic potential I physically cannot 😭😭 especially with reader who’s pretty much romance averse with satosugu (secretly) being their exception… like maybe shoko and utahime end up talking about their love lives and ask reader about THEIR love life and reader just deadpans “oh I don’t do romance. Doesn’t interest me” and satosugu (particular toru) are just like “….🙁ok but but but but but but-“ LMFAOO BUT THIS ALSO WORKS WITH READER WHOS COMPLETELY UNAWARE OF HOW STSG FEEL ABOUT THEM DESPITE IT BEING OBVIOUS TO EVERYONE ELSE???? imagine being with them out in public, being all affectionate n shit and then a cashier asks “oh are you guys dating? :)” and before either of them can get a word in ur just like “oh no, we’re just close friends haha!!! I know it looks like we do but none of us having feelings for each other at all haha!!!!” And they just look so fucking dejected like satorus shoulders slump and he puts on such a babyish pout…… and sugus just nodding and smiling along (he’s trying not to start screaming and crying on the floor) or maybe someone comes up to you and asks for your number before noticing suguru with his arm wrapped around your waist and satoru who’s got his arm around your shoulders and is looking at you like you hung the stars with your bare hands n the person is like “oh sorry I didn’t notice you guys are dating!!!” But reader is just like “huh?? No we’re not dating u can have my number!!” LMFAOOO I CAN SEE SATORU PULLING THIS FACE

They’re so funny I actually cannotttt 😭😭😭 another thing that’s been on my mind is that if sugu didn’t leave and stsg + reader sorted out their feelings for each other, they could all be teen parents to little Megumi ☹️☹️ satoru gets some money from his rich aah family (cause no way they aren’t rich cmon he was spoiled as a kid) and buys a nice apartment for you all, maybe somewhere by the sea… firm believer that suguru is the mother of all time like. He absolutely makes pancakes with syrup and blueberries and whatever else for u all in the morning……. U guys wake up early in the morning sometimes when it’s still a little dark with Megumi in his tiny little raincoat and take him out for walks by the beach….. collecting pretty rocks and seashells….. megumis dogs swimming in the ocean and satoru skipping stones while sugu reminds him not to go too close incase the tide comes in unexpectedly and he gets his shoes soaked…… I gotta stop myself now or else I’ll go on the lengthiest sugu rant you’ve ever seen but. You get the idea. Sugu being a caretaker mommy for one actual baby and one baby that’s actually a tall pouty bastard that’s so insufferably charming <//333 and you ofc!!! (His favourite baby) (joke he adores you all equally) (even if he lovingly pretends satoru is his least favourite)

HAAHHAAAAA I SERIOUSLY CANT STOP THINKING AB THEM I NEED HELP 😭😭😭 AS ALWAYS I HOPE UR DOING ALRIGHT N TAKING CARE OF URSELF!!! AND ARIIIII the merman sugu asks you’ve been getting have actually been making me laugh my ass off everytimeeeee 😭😭 sugu flopping around like a seal and hating all humans except reader is so fucking funny to me like he’s just straight up dissing the human race but just looks you dead in the eyes and says “but you’re one of the good ones” GOODBYEEEEE 💀💀💀 ANYWAYS HOW HAVE U BEEN???? UP TO ANYTHING INTERESTING??? :3 🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤 gives u a flower + pancakes (sugu made them) u deserve it mwah mwah hope ur ok <333 🌷🥞

OLLIEEEEEE IT’S ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE U IN MY INBOX DW !!! we are yapping together 🫂🫂

PHDJDGDHDH THIS CONCEPT MEANS THE WORLD TO ME I HOPE U KNOW THAT 😭😭…. aroace!reader makes us all insane god bless. u are so REAL for mentioning the comedic potential bc it’s literally so beautiful….. i think i’m biased towards this option:

reader who’s pretty much romance averse with satosugu (secretly) being their exception… like maybe shoko and utahime end up talking about their love lives and ask reader about THEIR love life and reader just deadpans “oh I don’t do romance. Doesn’t interest me” and satosugu (particular toru) are just like “….🙁ok but but but but but but-“

IT’S JUST SOOOO FUNNY AND SWEET…. but i think stsg would also be so smug abt being reader’s exceptions 😭😭 losers. lovesick fools. utahime is just like… don’t you and those idiots have a thing 🤨🤨 and reader just goes well yeah but that’s different. they’re satoru and suguru. <- as if it’s just the most obvious thing in the world and stsg are sitting there all quiet and smug….. mentally squealing……… idk i just lovelovelove the idea of reader being very blunt with their emotions because they just don’t view romance in the same way others would and it flusters stsg Every Single Time. they used to always daydream abt being teasing bfs and making them flustered by acting all lovey-dovey but as it turns out they’re the ones who keep getting caught off guard by reader….

this is rlly just a random thought but. i’m just imagining them in the future, living together, not necessarily labelled in any way but they very much Love each other… suguru is smoking by the balcony late at night (he’s planning on quitting bc he doesn’t want to worry his babies <3) while satoru & reader are keeping him company… and reader just casually mentions that they want to live with stsg forever. that they’re happiest like that and don’t ever want it to end. and they’re just bluntly telling the truth but suguru and satoru are genuinely Losing It bc????? did we just get proposed to ????????? satoru is oddly quiet bc he’s trying to stop himself from blushing and suguru just clears his throat and tells reader that they feel the same way ….. but he’s not nearly as suave as usual bc he is in fact getting choked up LMAOO i love them sm they’re so silly ….. T—T

ok but back to ur lovely thoughts !!!! the idea of aroace!reader being oblivious is also rlly charming to me 😭😭 SATORU MAKING THAT FACE LMAO HE SOOO WOULD ……. i picture suguru just kinda twitching lol like he’s trying sooo hard to keep it together but a part of him kinda wants to kiss reader all over their pretty face so that they get the message. (jokes on him bc reader would somehow still assume that it was just … platonic kissing … just kissing the homies goodnight …..) sigh. it’s tough out here for stsg BUT i think they’d also be really endeared by it …… their oblivious lil reader….

AND WAHHHHH LIL BABY GUMI 🥺🥺🥺🥺 OLLIEEEE YOU’RE KILLING ME a nice house by the sea…….. taking walks by the beach…… and . mommy sugu ..,, our lord and saviour ……. makes u breakfast every morning and wakes u up by kissing u :(((( lets u cling to him while he cooks .. sighhhh. sigh sigh sigh. being a househusband could’ve fixed him idc 😔😔

Sugu being a caretaker mommy for one actual baby and one baby that’s actually a tall pouty bastard that’s so insufferably charming <//333 and you ofc!!! (His favourite baby) (joke he adores you all equally) (even if he lovingly pretends satoru is his least favourite)

AND THISSSS PLS u know the way to my heart….. caretaker mommy sugu 🥺🥺🥺 he would thrive off taking care of his babies like truly. he’s the Mother ever. and now he has one lil baby to Actually Mother and two overgrown babies to coddle and tease…… his dream life tbh. now i’m just imagining reader, toru & gumi waking sugu up on mother’s day to celebrate LMAOO they made a cake and everything….. he’s exasperated but secretly very touched :’3 maybe tears up a lil later when he’s looking at the world’s best mommy <3 cup u guys bought him LOL he’s such a sap …..

AND ARIIIII the merman sugu asks you’ve been getting have actually been making me laugh my ass off everytimeeeee 😭😭 sugu flopping around like a seal and hating all humans except reader is so fucking funny to me like he’s just straight up dissing the human race but just looks you dead in the eyes and says “but you’re one of the good ones” GOODBYEEEEE 💀💀💀

PHDJDJJD NO BECAUSE SAMEEEE i still have a couple more mer!sugu asks to get to actually… they’re all so great…… my anons have converted me fully into a mer!sugu stan and now i can’t stop thinking abt him 😭😭 HE’S SOOOO FUNNY U GET IT COMPLETELY LIKE …. he’s just a grumpy little seal man ……. ”you’re one of the good ones” NO BC LITERALLY!! THAT’S HOW HE FEELS…… reader is his emotional support human <33 he doesn’t like anyone else and WILL consider drowning anyone who gives them trouble but then reader gives him a Look and he’s like. sigh. 😒😒😒 you’re no fun. <-… he’s insane actually BUT WE LOVE HIM <33333 silly lil fishy !!

WAHHH URE SO SWEET OLLIE 😭😭🥺🥺 thank u for the flowers and sugu’s pancakes…….. i am munching on them gratefully…… here are some nice sunflowers 🌻🌻🌻 and croissants 🥐🥐🥐 for u <333 I’M DOING WELLL trying to catch up on asks + cooking up a lil sashisu/reader thingie.. 👀👀 i haven’t been able to post fics as regularly bc of uni but hopefully i can get it out by next weekend :33 and thennnn i think i’ll focus on mer!sugu…

ANYWAY WHAT ABT U ???? how have u been ?? tell me tell me 🎤🎤…… i hope it’s sunny wherever u are, here it’s still cold n gray T—T but spring will be with us soon … stay strong …….

[takumaswife]

My Prayer - Hokuto Yoshino FINAL

Word count: 1576

A/N: I made another gif and it's so cute🥹 but anyways, this will probably suck, I'm so sorry😭 I also didn't get to proofread much because dealing with kids all days so I apologize💀

>Part 1<

˖ ᡣ𐭩 ⊹ ࣪ ౨ৎ˚₊

Hesitantly, you clicked the name 'Asuka' and went through the messages. Your heart broke, your husband was cheating. The messages were filled with hearts and 'I love you' every few messages. The last message he had recieved from her was an address.

"143 S Jingu Street is the new address, bring yourself;)"

Hokuto was one step above you, already searching the address on maps. When he went to the street view, it was another apartment complex about forty minutes away. "Come on," He spoke angrily, grabbing your hand and getting up. You followed along as he grabbed your keys off the hook near the door and pulled you outside. You could tell he was angry. Almost fuming.

Hokuto was the driver this time. You sat in the passengers seat, researching this woman. "She's friends with all his family.. even his sisters.." you spoke as you scrolled through her social media profile. "Maybe a cousin?" Hokuto asked. "Who the hell is that flirty with their cousin, Hokuto!" You shouted. You were angry and he knew that so he didn't take it to heart. He just reached over and grabbed your hand to squeeze it. "We will figure it out."

Forty minutes of driving had your emotions up and down like a rollercoaster. Everytime you were calming down, you would start crying again. Hokuto would just hold your hand tightly, glancing at you every moment he could.

When you two pulled up to the apartment complex, you sat there for a moment, thinking over the next actions. "If you want, I can go by myself?" Hokuto offered but you should your head. "No, I'm going but I'm scared of what i might see." Hokuto squeezed your hand again and smiled, "I won't leave your side."

Getting out of the car, you looked at the phone and then looked for the apartment number 143. You and Hokuto walked around for about ten minutes before you saw the door. Your breathing stopped as you approached the door. A small knock and you stepped back, almost hiding behind Hokuto. Seconds later a younger woman had appeared in the door, "yes?"

You were too nervous to speak so immediately Hokuto caught on and spoke for you. "Asuka?" He asked. The lady nodded and opened the door a little more. The amount that opened was just enough. There he was. There was your husband. Sitting on the couch shirtless, with a newborn baby against his chest. His eyes shining at the baby. From the pink beanie, you heart broke. This woman wasn't just his girlfriend.. she was the mother of their child. The child you wanted.

Shaking your head, you quickly spoke, "this isn't the lady from the store." You gave the excuse before running away from the door and back towards your car. Hokuto saw what you had seen and he felt his body turning hot from anger. But once you ran, he quickly apologized to the woman and ran after you. "Y/N wait!" He shouted as he ran faster to catch up with you. Grabbing your arm, he turned you to him and you immediately broke down into his chest. You couldn't speak, your breathing was becoming heavy, you felt like you were going to faint. Hokuto held you close, supporting your body so you wouldn't fall. Tears spilled from your eyes as you kept crying into his chest. He didn't say anything, he just helped you into the car. Hokuto knew it would be best to get you home and take care of you there. He buckled you up and quickly got into the driver's seat, driving back to your place.

Sometime during the ride you had fallen asleep from crying so much. Hokuto didn't want to wake you so he carried you from the car, up to your apartment. The living room was left untouched as he carried you to your bed and laid you down. You immediately woke up once you were laid down, gasping for air at the horrible dream you had of your husband cheating repeatedly in front of you. Hokuto quickly sat by your side and held you into his chest.

"H-he never tried with me.." you spoke quietly. "He always wore a condom.. always said that we were too young for kids.." you took a deep breath, trying to think. "H-his mother knew.. his whole family knew!" You started shouting, your vision blurring from the tears.

Hokuto didn't know what to say, he never imagined this happening to you. He never imagined Itsuki being that kind of guy. You looked up at the bedroom and immediately wanted to throw up from the memories of you two. "Why did I marry him.. why didn't I just fucking wait!" You shouted again, this time confusing Hokuto. "Wait? Wait for what?"

You sat up, looking down at the diamond ring on your finger. "You." You spoke as you took the ring off and threw it onto the floor as hard as you could. You got up, starting to pace as you tried to look for your words. "You! You're the one I wanted to be with! You're the one I should have waited for." Your voice kept growing louder as you searched for your words. "And why! Why didn't you tell me you had feelings for me? Why didn't you tell me at my wedding that I was making a big mistake?" You asked.

Hokuto stood up and tilted his head. "Why would I tell you on your wedding day? You never seemed to have an interest in me before. I couldn't ruin your day and lose my friend. Which eventually happened anyways." He raised his voice a bit but kept mostly calm.

You a stood there and rubbed your face with a groan. "You were so clueless. I only went out with Itsuki to make you jealous. It was when I saw you weren't reacting that way that I gave up and started to fall in love with him." You replied, looking at your best friend. "That night at my wedding, when I told you I loved you before I got in the car, that was more than a best friend 'I love you.' That was an 'I love you' that came from deeper in my heart." You tried to explain.

Hokuto and you stood in silence for a few minutes before he looked at you. "Ryu told me to tell you before it was too late.. but when you gave me the save the date, I knew I couldn't say it anymore.. I knew I was too late.."

"But y/n, listen to me." Hokuto spoke softly, walking up and cupping your cheeks as he stared into your eyes. "I waited.. even if I had to wait until my very last breath for you.." Looking into his eyes, you could see the same emotion from the night of your wedding. This man had feelings for you and had no plan to give them up. Slowly he leaned in and pressed his lips to yours. It was different than any other kiss you had ever had. This one was full of so much emotion. So much love. It was delicate as if you were a little flower. As he pulled back, you looked at his big cheesy grin. "My prayer has been answered." He mumbled before he reconnected your lips.

*End of flashback*

"So you and ojichan got married?!" Kenzo, your oldest grandson asked. "We did. I filed for divorce from Itsuki the next day, and it was finalized in a month. The week after, I married your grandfather." All six of your grandkids sat around you as you spoke about your husband. It was the first time they got to hear the real story of how you and Hokuto got together. "Do you still love him?" Akira asked, making you chuckle. "I will always love him, as he will always love me just as much." You looked over at the mantle above your fireplace. It was decorated in pictures of you and Hokuto; one when you first became best friends, one from your wedding day, one from your family photo with your four kids, and one taken a week before he died. "Why did he have to go before we could meet him?" Kenji, the youngest of the grandchildren, asked. Your heart broke as you knew Hokuto would have loved the grandchildren. "Well he was eighty-nine years old. And when we get older, nature decides its time for us to move on to something else." You tried your best to explain for the younger ones to understand. "Okay, it's time for bed." You spoke as you slowly got out of your rocking chair.

Helping the grandchildren into bed, you walked to your room and sat on the edge of your bed, staring at the photo on your nightstand. It was a candid photo taken one day by Ryu when you were at the park. You could tell just from the picture, the way you two looked at each other, that it was the truest form of love and that you two were meant to be. It had been five years since Hokuto passed. Five years you spent sitting by your bed every night and staring at the photo. Five years you spent talking to him despite him not being there. Five years you spent waiting for the day you could see your love again.