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tharannas · 2 years ago

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belobog trailblazing

#honkai star rail #hsr #hsr dan heng #hsr march 7th #hsr trailblazer #hsr stelle #honkai star rail fanart #fanart #digital art #digital artist #artist on tumblr #for people saying oh but dan heng left us for the sketchy fight club so he should be on leash too #he's a single mom who works two jobs #goes to have fun One Time while the kids are asleep #and suddenly everyone is VERY JUDGEY #but like yes sometimes he loses their single shared braincell too

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jamjoob · 1 year ago

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This way!

#Not a single braincell shared #Harley quinn #Poison ivy #Catwoman #gotham city sirens #dc #my art

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ghoulbats · 2 years ago

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grian and scar really spent 3 hours on call trying to figure out what to do about doc’s bore and came up with -1 idea

#they didn’t even leave doc the materials THEY were going to use to try and fix it😭#AND they made an escape tunnel in HIS cave #they share a single braincell and it got blown up alongside the bore #hermitcraft #desert duo #grian #goodtimeswithscar

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emily-charlton · 5 months ago

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Howard "Chimney" Han & Maddie Buckley Han | 9-1-1 (2018-)

#911 abc #911 show #911edit #madney #madneyedit #maddie x chimney #maddie buckley #chimney han #jennifer love hewitt #kenneth choi #jlhewittedit #relationships #mine #i swear they share one single braincell

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spacedace · 1 year ago

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I don't know where this came from but here:

Damian, Jon and Elle are working out at the Teen Titan gym. Jon notices that Elle has stopped and is just staring at Damian and decides to sidle on over, both to tease his girlfriend and join her in watching their boyfriend go ham in the fight simulation program.

Jon: Enjoying the view?

Elle: huh? Oh no - well, yeah obviously, but that's not why I'm staring

Jon: Oh? What's up then? Something wrong with D?

Elle: No, nothing like that, it's just...

Jon: Just?

Elle: Does he pluck his eyebrows to be that shape?

Jon: ...what?

Elle: It just occured to me that his eyebrows are like, shaped like the wings of the bat symbol. Does he pluck them them to get that shape? Or are they natural? I mean, Batcow's "mask" is natural so...

Jon, a dawning realizationin his eyes: ...I - they've been that way since we were kids...

Elle: Yeah, I've seen pictures, but it's Day. Can you really tell me he wouldn't start doing it as a kid to as like a "see I'm totally the superior child, I even my eyebrows are dedicated to the cause" and then have to keep it up forever cause he couldn't just admit he was plucking his brows into that shape when he was a little bratty kid.

Jon: Oh my god he totally would

Damian finishes up at the simulation area and wanders over to his two partners to see what they're talking about

Damian: Hey-

Jon & Elle: Are your eyebrows real?!

Damian stops. States at them. Turns on his heel and just walks away from them without a word with both of them immediately chasing after him badgering him about his eyebrows.

(It takes another three months but they do eventually catch him painstakingly plucking his brows for that optimal Bat-Wing look)

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dani phantom #danielle phantom #elle phantom #jon el kent #jon kent #jon lane kent #damien wayne #super serious chaos #they are three of the smartest people in the world and usually the smartest people in the room #but also they share a single braincell and like the fates from the movie Hercules they end up fighting over it & usually drop it #Damian plays it off like he's the one with the braincell here but let's be real #Simultaneously Jon & Elle are sharing it and no one has it #Jon & Elle when thry finally catch Damian plucking his brows for that perfect batwing arch: why don't you just use makeup #Damian unwilling to admit he's never thought of that in all these years: impractical #they're idiots your honor #but idiots *in love*

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feroluce · 1 month ago

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He's just talking about Boothill's maintenance procedures. Clearly.

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weepingtalecowboy · 2 months ago

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Inspiriert by one of my other posts but a shadow and four version of this:

Because four's relationship somehow can look even worse than Ravio x Legend can ever be imagined as

Like four is the bad guy of the relationship if we use the same logic of creative explaining while completely changing the context and shadow is not that much better

Like four just straight up telling an abridged version of his relationship (both platonic and romantic can work because it is messed up beyond repair)

And not realizing that it sounds messed up from such a basic and underexplained perspective

Like he tried to kill his partner

But then he realized how naive he was he decided to manipulate him and gain his trust

Then he attacked him with a deadly weapon (when the four swords hit shadow)

Because he betrayed him and had no use for him anymore because he told him everything he wanted to know

Then his ex(friend but the chain doesn’t need to know) flipped out and tried to burn him in a messed up witch burning way

But he managed to save himself

While his ex attempted a murder suicide attempt (destroying the mirror was a literal murder suicide)

Killing another person alongside himself (Both Vaati and shadow died)

And that was the moment when four realized that he was a bad person and used dark magic to bring him back to life (violating several rules of nature and morality at once)

Then after a few years managed to bring his ex back

And tried everything to fix what he did by giving him absolutely anything he could want (including committing crime together and expensive gifts and literally anything shadow wants)

Then left him (linked universe happenes)

The chain is contemplating hitting him because that is definitely a disturbing situation that has no right happening but also he seems to regret everything he did and seems to try and fix it (but they will be at odds for a while)

When they finally appear at his Hyrule shadow accidentally makes everything worse by saying things like :

He doesn’t let me out the basement during the day

He killed my father figure (Vaati)

He is a wanted criminal who has enough bounty on his head to be executed for it

And that he is much happier now that he actually tries to make the relationship work better

#linked universe #lu wind #lu time #lu legend #lu sky #lu warriors #lu wild #lu hyrule #lu four #lu twilight #lu shadow #four accidentally made himself out to be absolutely deranged #shadow has a single overworked braincell #and it makes everything worse #Vaati is shadow's extremely horrible father figure #misunderstandings #but because not the complete concept was shared #Shadow and four should be platonic just because it would make the misunderstanding more unhinged #because of the implications #that four was a horrible person at some point #and the relationship getting misinterpreted as romantic and then ending up being platonic is funnier #can be seen as platonic or romantic #shadow is a black void cat #he can't leave the basement because he can die from it if he is out to long #four and dot are working on it #oh shit #forgot to put this here #four swords #four swords adventures

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undertheredhood · 11 months ago

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jason todd falling in love with someone from the perspective of the other batfamily members has got to be the funniest thing ever, because he's not going to tell them anything about his personal life so easily, which is going to lead them to greatly misunderstand everything. so while jason’s giggling and kicking his feet while imagining his future wedding with his crush, his family is immediately calling john constantine to exorcise the demon that is clearly possessing him.