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Young Hero Sent On A Quest meets other young heroes also sent on various quests—only to discover they're all being used as free child labor by the same flaky wizard as a scam to collect magical artifacts.
the Young Heroes' collective new "Quest" is now to Unionize.....
#actually this is funnier if there are multiple wizards involved but the 12-year-olds combine their knowledge#and realize the wizards are operating as a unified corporate entity#so then of course they have to go on a Quest To Meet The Monarch#to ask the Crown to rule on this previously undeclared power bloc#which in a feudal fantasy world causes all sorts of political intrigue! none of it good#so we've got corporate executive wizards facing off against royal anti-monopoly legal teams#meanwhile the aforementioned 12-year-olds are standing by pissed off and chewing popcorn#(and hoarding undeclared magical artifacts they may or may not collectively vote to use as ammunition to fuel a revolutionary uprising)#the!! possibilities!!!!!!!!!!!!
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☆ snoopy japanese snack PNGs made by me ੈ✩‧₊˚
⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚pls like or reblog if you use! ty ˚୨୧⋆。˚ ⋆
#cute pngs#pngs#png#transparent png#aesthetic pngs#snoopy#peanuts#charlie brown#japanese#japan#kawaii#snacks#food#hi chew#candy#candies#popcorn#cookies#gummies
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commission created by the lovely and ridiculously-talented @plastic-pipes—a moment from one of my Hawk and Thrush fics (gray areas and expectations), brought to life.
I'm honored and beyond excited to show it off! The softness, the lighting, and the physicality are perfect. Thank you, Pipes, for this gorgeous piece! ❤️☀️🏹
#horizon zero dawn#horizon forbidden west#aloy#talanah khane padish#aloy x talanah#hawk and thrush#talanaloy#plastic-pipes#i was tame in the caption but I will let my rabid thrill show in the tags:#akjsldfaslkdfj AAAAHHHH#CHEWING ON THE WALLS#SCREAMING CRYING#i'm gonna stare at this until it's seared into my brain#until I reach ego death#eating gravel like popcorn over this and over THEM
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Thinking about how in the main timeline, Rafayel probably had to shuffle back to the priests and tell them that he'd secretly been sneaking off to the beach, bonded to literally the first human he saw, and got ghosted. Maybe the reason we don't see Elder Amund is because he had a heart attack and died.
#his parents probably chewed him out the worst#talia got popcorn#love and deepspace#lads#l&ds#lads rafayel#lnds rafayel#l&ds rafayel
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a conversation between james and regulus if they were both vigilantes on opposing sides [think good v. evil]
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Regulus lets out a harsh laugh. “We’re the same, you know? Birds of a feather, and all that.”
The words should warm James’ heart but taken in this context all they do is make his gut churn. “Don’t say that. Don’t—we’re not.”
“How are we not?”
“You kill people, Regulus! What do you mean—”
“And you don’t?!” is yelled back with such barely restrained fury that it shocks James into silence. Regulus shakes his head, fists clenching and unclenching by his sides. “The only difference is that the people you kill are bad. But bad is subjective, isn’t it? If you think about it, the people I kill are considered bad, too, if only by different standards. We both kill to save ourselves, for the greater good, whatever the fuck you want to call it. But we both kill. So don’t bother with your righteous bullshit, James, because I don’t want to hear it.”
“Righteous bull—that’s not being righteous, that’s just being human! But I guess you wouldn’t know about that, would you.” The second the words leave James’ mouth, he wishes he could take them back. They’re aimed to hurt, said in a reckless second of uncontrolled emotion, clearly hitting their mark going by the way Regulus tenses even further than he already is.
“Is that how it is? All right James, you win. I’m a horrible, bad, evil person—sorry, thing—and you’re the heaven-sent gift that’s going to save everyone’s lives. I get it.” He starts walking away, despite James’ protests and apologies. “Just do me a favor, yeah? Next time you come to stop me like the hero you are, don’t be so gentle. Because I sure as hell fucking won’t.”
Regulus disappears from one second to the next, leaving James staring hopelessly at the empty space before him, feeling like something was ripped away from him before he ever had the chance to figure out what it meant.
#i wrote this for my venom au but it doesn’t fit into the plot anymore so i’m posting it here instead :)#the reference to regulus not being human /is/ part of the story tho so i won’t elaborate on that cus yk. spoilers#i’m revisiting the doc and chewing popcorn as i read what i already wrote like it didn’t come from my brain#regulus black#james potter#jegulus#marauders#m writes
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I'm glad I have these two angry middle-aged women watching over the south (off screen) <3 Arl Teagan's worst nightmare
#sketches#dragon age#inquisitor lavellan#ankh#warden cousland#elanor cousland#dav spoilers#<- for the context <<#ndo sta l'art tag#queen anora offered the inquisitor her champion and the champion showed up#my head is in denerim with berserk and artificer gal pals causing a commotion#'zero fucks given' lav and 'do you hear the blighted sing' ela to the rescue <3 bring the popcorns#also the idea of war council meetings with these two in charge makes me wanna chew the table#like I see arl teagan growing more and more frustrated as the situation progresses#love that for him
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one thing that's striking me when reading the My Stand In novel scenes that align with ep 1-2 is that Joe aka ZhouXiang isn't stupid or oblivious. He doesn't know Ming is obsessed with his sister's man & using him to vent frustrated desires. But he knows Ming is completely self-absorbed, has "a bad temper", and swings hot & cold. Yet Joe/ZhouXiang is infatuated, a bit lonely, and is simply at a place where he's ready to settle down and get domesticated. Joe KNOWS this is Not Great Bob 🙃 but he finds himself justifying the allowances he's making (everyone forgives beautiful people!) and whenever Ming is involved now, Joe is acting out of character. He's fully aware that he started out just attracted and now he's digging himself deeper and he should stop, but he doesn't. And doesn't and doesn't.
It's painfully relatable: being self-aware that you really shouldn't get more enmeshed with someone... but not able to stop yourself from impulsively clinging. Watching yourself slide into a slow-motion car accident. Knowing it's partially your own damn fault.
It makes the tragedy that we know is coming - we know these circumstances somehow lead to his DEATH - even more pathetic, because he has his own part in this.
Like, he KNOWS the feelings are unbalanced but he's thinking, oh I'm making headway. I can make him return my feelings if I just put in the effort. Haven't we all been there once, chasing affection from someone withholding and almost addicted to the emotional highs/lows, thinking you've gained ground (they texted back! they stopped by late at night! they confessed a vulnerability!) only to see it yanked back.
If Ming is a villian in Joe's story, it's also because Joe is helping it be written that way.
#my stand in the series#my stand in#ok but when ming invites him to an expensive restaurant#and leaves before they eat#abandoning him to pay a bill thats a third his monthly salary#oh nah#that kind of rich people bullshit would have snapped me out of it#thats the point in the novel where i was just like BOY i cant come with u further on this journey#just chewing popcorn and watching the mess at peace with my superior self 😂😭#novel spoiler
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I need to put gene hunt and a gen z lesbian in the same room. I want to see his veins pop.
#sam grinning and chewing popcorn in the background#alex filming everything#life on mars#ashes to ashes#life on mars uk#life on mars 2006#life on mars bbc#gene hunt#sam tyler#alex drake#gene/sam#gene/alex#samgene#galex#ARE THOSE THE SHIP NAMES????? idk man#john simm#philip glenister
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One of my coworkers is insisting you can play D&D for money, and I'm low-key convinced she found some kind of like, home brewed gladiator D&D ring, bc while I do not play it myself I grew up with/ still know many many people who did and absolutely people who would have done it for money, and this is an extremely long sentence to say;
Wouldn't it be absolutely hilarious if Steve thought Eddie had picked up drug dealing again well after Vecna, only to find out his dramatic ass, wet racoon boyfriend has started/is hosting an underground D&D gambling ring instead?
#steves face upon finding out#would be priceless#also Eddie would showboat being the DM lf those games SO HARD#also x2 i can see him gain a reputation among a larger nerd population#lets say Chicagos or Indies#who arent connected to metal like Hellfire was#so Eddie is this terrifying badass to the lot of them#until Steve “sporty mean girl” Harrington comes storming in and chews Eddie out about illegal gambling and taxes#just in a polo with a hip cocked#bitchy look on his face#dressing down rhe man these people are half awed and half afraid of#while Robin (of course Robin comes are you kidding she brought popcorn) is laughing her ass off behind Steves shoulder
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when u want to go to bed but... popcorn........
#*chews popcorn faster*#<3 <3 <3#blah blah blah#been doing tons and tons of work so ive been a bit absent recently! hopefully ill be back on more often soon! <3#sleepy art
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unbearable is the distance between me and all my friends. separated by so much space. miles. countries. oceans. hours upon hours upon hours away from these people that have become special pieces of my heart and soul. bring back pangea and build more trains i cant deal with all this
#the heron speaketh#im so sad. im gonna have a drink about this <- fucking terrible idea#but truly though i have never in my life had so many people who mean the world to me. than now. and i cant even see them#the screen is not the same i need to be holding these people in my arms and kissing their faces and wandering around antique stores#and aquariums and picking up rocks on beaches and watching movies on the same couch eating the same popcorn under the same#blanket under the same roof im going to stART FUCKING CRYING. FOR REAL . IM GONNA CHEW ON MY DESK I HATE IT HERE
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Misc Michael Jackson gifs
💋 🎵 💋 / 🎵 💋 🎵 / 💋 🎵 💋
#stim#red#white#yellow#blue#orange#fast#dance#jukebox#music#eating#food#chewing#popcorn#movie#moonwalk#thriller#basketball#sports#walking#my gifs
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"You really took ghosting me to an entirely new level."
It's a joke, but he's not riding the wave of it at all.
The only warning he got of Leon's arrival was a message from Ada that said Play nice. and was signed with her signature little kiss. There weren't many people to be trusted with their network of safehouses, and so the one Leon arrives to is prepared with something of a bio-mechanics lab downstairs and a collection of sleeping spaces upstairs.
Attached to the lab was a kitchen with two microwaves (marked for food and absolutely no food allowed) where the two of them saw each other again for the first time in what felt like a lifetime.
Luis gives an easy smile, hip cocked against the doorframe, and shrugs one-shouldered. His movements, as much as he goes for casual and easy-going, carry the stiffness of nerve aches to them.
"Eh, there's lots of excuses to make, and none of them particularly impressive. It's nice to see you in one piece, Sancho."
What did you say after something like that? Nothing that really mattered in the scheme of things when both of you were alive against all odds. There's fondness in Luis's voice, even as he pushes away from the door to meet Leon halfway in the front room.
"So, our lovely Ada has sent you here, yeah? She didn't give me much explanation as to why, so I suppose it's up to you to tell me."
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i have been having to hang out with my mom like all week and i’m exhausted she’s so loud and talks so much i’m tired
#she asks too many questions#like not fun questions annoying stuff#and she is always talking with food in her mouth or chewing on crunchy food and i’m just can we not have popcorn every night 😭#rey actually speaks#also her not remembering what she’s watched and what she hasn’t like omg you have a letterboxd fucking use it#she also puts on things and then decides she doesn’t like it like 8 minutes in and so goes back like omg
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blurry af cuz all five of us are jamed into front to watch smth like 👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️
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alright now let’s have zak and pips kiss
#ferngully#zak ferngully#pips ferngully#ack#text post#I say chewing on some popcorn#pips x zak#zak x pips
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