#-bowser

[the-devils-toybox]

Continued - @lachrymosestorm

The Koopa King looks down at Dez. He'd long since dismissed any of his minions, leaving the two of them alone in the throne room. And there he sat upon the massive, enormous throne made of metal, stone, and extremely plush red cushioning. It dwarfed even him, but somehow, it still seemed perfect for a beast and ego of his stature.

He gripped one of the arms of his throne, tapping his claws against it almost impatiently. The sound echoed throughout the chamber as he stared down at her, propping his head up on his fist with his other arm's elbow.

As he watches her place her hands on his thigh, he lets out a low growl... until he finally lets out a huff.

"Fine, then." he says, his tone cold. "Your begging and pleas for attention are pathetic... but they've worked in your favor, girl." He reaches over and lifts her up with no effort at all, placing her into his lap. "If you need the attention of King Bowser Koopa so badly, then you're going to work for it. Tell me why I should give you the time of day."

[beardedmrbean]

[im-out-of-mana]

I might have a new fav elden ring weapon (sound important :))

[retrogamingblog2]

[jelly-fish-wishes]

I'm ignoring the part of the internet who is going "Oh no" at this.

BUT OMG BOWSER YOU HOPELESS ROMANTIC. YOU LOVE PEACH NO MATTER WHAT SHE TURNS INTO BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Bowser really is the type to love you if you became a worm lol

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[pigdemonart]

Unexpected and unrequested Bowuigi be upon ye

They still tickle me from time to time. And I found these now years old sketches I never cleaned up, and decided to share cuz WHY NOT!

Its a good time thank everyone who supports my silly ideas LOL 🙇 ♥️ genuinely love you all sm

Patreon | Ko-Fi

[were--ralph]

[the-devils-toybox]

Bowser lets out a roar. He'd been in an intense arm wrestling match against... another Bowser? A strangely colored one at that, and it was clearly giving him a run for his money. There are minions on one side of the table cheering Bowser on, and minions on the other side cheering on the fake Bowser, with a Koopa in a referee's shirt standing on a little stool overlooking the two.

However, with little coaxing, he ends up slamming the False Bowser's arm down to the table... and throwing both him and the table with it. The crowd behind him erupts, with Bowser pounding his chest ferociously, as the False Bowser vanishes into a puff of smoke, leaving a dazed and confused Goomba in his place.

"THAT IS HOW IT'S DONE, BABY!" He bellows, flexing his muscles. "NO CLOWN CAN TOP THE KOOPA KING!!"

[lukosei]

Some bowuigi to celebrate the official start of the holiday season. Happy December everyone

[wowwforever]

technology is amazing

[tench]

I think there should be more Bowser humanisations with bodies like that. (cursed with having to do myself the stuff I want to see in the world)

[vissapost]

[tumblr] broke reblogs on original posts, here is a remake for all with eyes to see

[tench-art]

He'll be a homeboy for you. But not in a way you expect.

[thatbowserguy]

HE'S A LITTLE FRUITY