#-Comment as tu fait?

[lolochaponnay]

Trois vampires se donne un défi -Celui qui ramènera le plus de sang, gagnera. Le premier revien avec un litre de sang. -Comment as tu fait? -Vous voyez la femme là bas? Et bien je l'ai bu. Le deuxième revien avec trois litre de sang. -Comment as tu fait pour avoir tout ça? -Vous voyez la vache là bas? Je l'ai bu. Le troisième revient couvert de sang. -Comment as tu fait pour en avoir autant? -Vous voyez le poteau là bas? Et bien je m'y suis cogné.

[thebusylilbee]

par contre faut qu'on parle des Alpes-Maritimes qui ont ré-élu Eric Ciotti après son alliance avec le RN et ses gamineries hallucinantes quand même... genre personne n'a d'amour propre dans ce coin là ou bien ?...

[ghostcasket]

Bonjour ! J’ai adoré ton histoire de Noël sur Levi et Xavier c’était vraiment charmant ! Je me demandais si tu pouvais décrire précisément leurs apparences si cela ne te déranges pas ? Merci et encore bravo :)

Salut!! merci beaucoup, je suis tellement contente que l’histoire a été si bien reçue :’) ça fait vraiment du bien! je suis en train de dessiner Levi et Xavier donc je vais te faire attendre un peu jusqu’à ce que je les poste, comme ça t’auras plus besoin d’une description vu que t’auras les visuels :)

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

Kyle et Julien, ou: les persos full comic relief que je peux pas m'empêcher de trouver tragiques à leur façon

[lolochaponnay]

Un Allemand, un Hollandais et un Belge sont assis dans le café. L'Allemand annonce fièrement : - Ma femme va en 7 secondes de 0 à 100. - Oh, dit le Hollandais, comment ça ? - Je lui ai acheté une Porsche. - Ah ce n'est encore rien, ma femme va de 0 à 100 en 5 secondes. - Oh, dit l'Allemand, comment est-ce qu'elle le fait ? - Je lui ai offert une Ferrari. Puis le Belge : - Ma femme va en 2 secondes de 0 à 100. - Cela nous semble impossible, qu'est-ce que tu lui a donné ? - Une balance !

[kohakuhibiki]

Ok mais les weebs en plastique qui sont de genre ambigue juste quand y'est question de faire des vidéo de fesses ou y'ont l'air d'avoir 12 ans pis quand y'est question de déveloper la chose autrement que de manière objectifiante et infantilisante font "erk, non, j'veux pas avoir l'air d'un homme pis ça chirais avec ma "carrière" c'pas une carrière, c't'un hobby pétasse...

[thejoyofviolentmovement]

New Audio: Peruvian-French Artist Bea Mar Teams Up with Alex Terrier and Carla Verde on Breezy and Yearning "Comment as tu fait"

New Audio: Peruvian-French Artist Bea Mar Teams Up with Alex Terrier and Carla Verde on Breezy and Yearning "Comment as tu fait" @soybeamar @terrieralex

Bea Mar is a Peruvian-born, Parisian singer/songwriter, who emerged into the international scene with last year’s full-length debut, Alas Bajo la Piel. The Peruvian-French artist’s latest single, the Micheal Go and Mar-co-produced “Comment as tu fait” is a pop jazz-tinged, bossa nova built around a breezy arrangement of strummed acoustic guitar, shuffling rhythms, a soulful solo from saxophonist…

[regregregulusblack]

NO DON’T LEAVE *sobs* I’M ON MY PERIOD IDK WHY I SAID ALL THAT OKAY

I’M SORRY

MÊME SI TU ES UNE PETITE CHIENNE AVEC DE FAUSSES BOUCLES

the fact that i know for sure regulus would write fanfiction is so fucking funny, he's just as weird as we are

[chaotictomtom]

purée et dire que j'en étais à reviser pour cette soutenance DANS MON SOMMEIL rêver de lire et relire mes notes et m'exercer pour ma présentation mille fois dans mon dodo ça va pas le boug

[grillthegridmydear]

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pairing. F1 Grid x Leclerc!reader, Ollie Bearman x Leclerc!reader

summary ~ The baby of the Leclerc family experiences the worst heartbreak of her life while living in London, so she writes an album.

faceclaim ~ Maisie Peters

notes ~ This album has been my roman empire since it dropped and I am making it everyone else's problem now. My school level french is no use to me here so please pardon any terrible translations.

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yourusername London I love you, you'd have to drag me away kicking and screaming <3

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arthur_leclerc still cant believe you moved out before I did

yourusername cry about it I guess

user1 begging for the next ep drop on my hands and knees

charles_leclerc would it kill you to come home every once and a while?

yourusername voir maman ou Lorenzo? non. Pour te voir TOI ? oui, oui, ce serait le cas. (to see mom or Lorenzo, no. To see YOU? yes, yes it would) liked by lorenzotl

alexandrasaintmleux gorgeous as usual ❤️

yourusername Je t'aime belle fille ❤️❤️❤️ (love you beautiful girl)

yourusername Let me know when you finally get rid of my idiot brother, I wanna get a custom cake

charles_leclerc QU'EST-CE QUE J'AI FAIT ??? (WHAT DID I DO?)

yourbfusername my london girl ❤️

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yourbff girl you're never allowed to leave you have witnessed too much that involves tequila

yourusername blackmail for life

user4 baby leclerc literally eating up the streets

user5 i need to see her in paddock again soon ITS BEEN TOO LONG

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gridgossip

gridgossip singer-songwriter y/n leclerc has blacked out all her social media pages and made them private, this comes following the abrupt news that the ferrari drivers sister cancelled the rest of her european tour dates. sources say that she has blocked her long time boyfriend yourbfusername. could the couple's split be the reason for the radio silence?

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f1gossip Heartbreak for baby Leclerc as photos of her long time boyfriend yourbfusername were released earlier this week outside of a popular london nightclub kissing another girl. y/n was spotted leaving Nice Côte d'Azur Airport with her brother Charles Leclerc late last night. The 21 year old pop star seemingly escaping her ex boyfriend and guitarist to return to Monaco.

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user10 ok this is why we dont give men rights cause WTF

user11 poor y/n, i cant believe it

user12 not what i was expecting

user13 THIS MANS DAYS ARE NUMBERD

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It took 3 days to finally pull myself out of the pit of my childhood room. The sun bleeding through the crevices of the blinds screaming to be opened for some fresh air. coming back to Monaco felt like defeat but I knew that staying in London would kill me, plus the hushed whispers coming from downstairs reminded me that this was the best thing I could do, my brothers were dramatic enough without deciding to go on strike from racing until I finally agreed to come back.

Small snuffles under the door broke the serene atmosphere in the air, followed by tiny nails scratching to get in. finally pulling myself out from under the covers I cracked open my door enough to let a tiny four legged blonde into my cave, Leo weaved his way between my legs, herding me closer to the door. his persistence finally made me scoop him into my arms and make my way downstairs.

The already whispered conversation died as I took the last few steps into the living room. Four heads turned on a swivel to see me enter the living room. Maman sitting on the sofa with Arthur and Alex, Charles sitting at the piano in the corner of the room. "Bébé ? tu veux manger quelque chose ? nous étions sur le point de préparer le déjeuner." (baby? do you want to eat something? we were about to make some lunch.)

the idea of food made my stomach lurch, I skipped dinner last night in favour of crying into my sheets. Heartbreak had always seemed so stupid when I was young. How could girls spend all their energy loving someone who hurt them? I owe all those girls an apology. I could only nod as I set Leo down on the floor, he trotted over to Alex and with my arms free from the wriggling pup I sat down on the piano stool next to my brother. the guilt over cancelling my tour had been eating my alive for the last week, so many people would be so disappointed. I hadn't even entertained the idea of opening my phone since I landed, but Arthur had reassured me through the door that people were just worried about me, whether I was ok?

I had no idea if I was.

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yourusername drastic healing measures activated. thank you all for being so patient with me, here's a little treat. Blonde is streaming now!

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maxverstappen1 funeral anthem

yourusername nurse! he's out again!!

user16 no cause max is so real for this, this man has a bounty on his head

alex_albon lily hasnt stopped playing it since it dropped. neither has logan.

yourusername i knew you were my number one fan logansargeant

logansargeant its going platinum in my house

user15 AHHHH THE GRID IN THE COMMENTS!

user16 i love their friendships so much

lilymhe WHAT A GORGEOUS GORGEOUS GIRL

yourusername wifey 💍💍💍

alex_albon today is not the day and i am not the one 🤺🤺🤺

alexandrasaintmleux face card is never denied!

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user27 oscar in the likes 👀👀👀

user21 girl EVERYONE is in the likes

oscarpiastri where was this energy for cates brother?

yourusername tbf Hattie ATE in her cover so its not my song anymore

arthur_leclerc i think maman is still weeping that you went that light with the bleach

charles_leclerc

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charles_leclerc I remember the day you were born and you cried so much we couldn't hear ourselves think. you demanded to be heard and since that day you have had music in your soul. it has been an honour and a privilege to watch you grow into the woman you are today. happy birthday ange, thanks for letting your big brother watch you make an album.

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user21 ALBUM!?! SAY SIKE RN

user22 part time driver, full time stan

user23 can we blame him though?

user24 happy birthday!!! now back to the ALBUM ANNOUNCEMENT!!

user25 EVERYBODY STAY CALM

user26 not charles leaking the album announcement 😂😂

yourusername thanks cha! DID YOU JUST LEAK MY ALBUM!

yourusername

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yourusername ok since SOMEBODY couldn't keep a secret for 3 seconds 😠 my father always taught me that boys weren't worth the energy and to hit them back twice as hard. so here I am papa, making you proud.

The Good Witch is now streaming on all platforms!

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carlossainz55 spoken like royalty princesa, congratulations!

yourusername gracias chilli !

charles_leclerc je t’aime ange, sorry again.

yourusername i might forgive you

landonorris album of the year i'm afraid

yourusername how tragic 😱

oscarpiastri y/n please Hattie wont stop playing it, im begging you take the album back

yourusername you are the worst piastri

user 15 eating this up

user36 GIRL THIS WAS AN ATTACK! WENDY!!! NO BODY TALK TO ME!

user39 this may go down in history as the cuntiest slay of all time

user40 OH SHIT, HE LOST THE BREAKUP

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user40 ARIANNA? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??

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yourusername are you gonna feel the way I feel? are you for real?

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olliebearman

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olliebearman this is in fact a john hughes movie and the girl does in fact get the guy ❤❤

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Hey yall! just something a little short and sweet to get back into the swing of things.

i do want to eventually do a series based on this album for the grid cause i am obsessed.

let me know what you think

-A

[bippiti]

catalyst clc16 x rockstar! reader

after the release of your new album, life has been hectic as you've been running around doing shows. only problem is you seem to have only one person on your mind. little do you know he's having the same issue

an part two! any feedback is appreciated and please like + rb!

if you want a visual guide for the band .

part one next part

tags @bloodyymaryyy @guiseppetsunoda @maxverstappendefender @charizznorizz

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yourig thanks for coming out london! nyc see you soon x

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user ughh i wish i couldve come :((

yourig next time lovee💜

user sounded so good

user anyone else gonna talk about the album afterparty???

user who cares bro😭 theyre adults and tbh they would be a power couple

user right?! ive been thinking the same thing, shes not a good influence on him

user im sorry do yk y/n??? how would u know that lmfao

king looking good!

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user where is the fit from???

user i think vivienne westwood!

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you sighed, scrolling through your comments. it had been almost a month after your albums release, and some people still were bringing up the hug with charles. i mean, seriously it was just a hug. it wasn't like you guys had made out or anything.

both your label and ferrari were sponsored by celsius, and your management had met with one of ferraris pr heads. they had agreed to work together to promote the new album, and had picked charles because he was a fan of your music.

you clicked instantly on the first day of set, but it also helped that you spoke fluent french (you had an obsession with indila when you were younger and forced yourself to learn it) the lack of a language barrier, coupled with the fact that you guys had similar interests made it inevitable that you both would become friends.

after the album launch party, you were exhausted. you had woken up at 4am for promo shoots, and had been running around all day before singing your whole album (which was around an hour long) to the attendees. it was fun, and you wouldnt trade your career for the whole world, but man you were tired.

as you were heading out, you spotted charles and you both stopped to talk

"tu as bien fait là-dedans" he said, smiling as he pushed his hands into his pockets (you did good in there)

"merci! les heures de pratique m’ont aidé. je pense que je pourrais oublier les paroles si j’essayais" you smile as he laughed (thanks! the hours of practice helped. i dont think i could forget the lyrics if i tried)

"en pratiquant son art on devient artisan" (practice makes perfect)

you nod, turning as you hear your bandmate siobahn call for you

you look back to him, saying your goodbyes and quickly hugging him before running after her.

that was it. just a friendly hug. it's not like he liked you, and if he knew you liked him, you doubt he would still be friends with you.

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charles_leclerc i won. maybe next time @/pierregasly 😘

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user just realized pierre had a chance to fork the king and the rook in

user not y/n liking this...

user so cute😍

pierregasly i almost had it

charles_leclerc of course you did

user my fav french men

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after having checkmate charles sat back, smiling smugly as he looked at pierre try and fail to make a move. giving up, he raised his hands in defeat.

"quand vais-je jamais te battre?" he said sighing as he chuckled (when will i ever beat you)

"peut-être dans une autre vie" (maybe in another life)

scoffing, pierre changed the subject.

"so i heard you're with some rockstar these days"

"i most definitley am not"

"sure, sure. you might not be dating her but i can tell you like her"

charles paused, having a mini crisis. ok. so maybe he did like you. he couldn't help it, honestly. throughout filming ,and even after he had grown to really admire you. not only just as an artist, but as a person as well. he honestly hoped you'd be able to meet up afterwards, but he hasnt been able to see you since. between his preseason training and your concerts, you both are rarely free, let alone in the same country.

he told all of this to pierre, who listened quietly, nodding along before telling him his masterplan. he was gonna help him out, what kindve friend would he be if he didnt?

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hearing the notification sound go off on your phone, you picked it up. your eyebrows raised as you read it

part 3??

[pompadourpink]

N'importe -

When the verb importer (to matter) is preceded by a negation, it refers to an undefined element.

1.a. N'importe qui (anybody) - N'importe qui peut venir à la fête. (Anybody can come to the party.)

1.b. N'importe qui (just anyone) - Ils invitent vraiment n'importe qui. (They truly invite just about anyone.)

1.c. N'importe qui (strangers) - Ne parle pas à n'importe qui sur Internet. (Don't talk to strangers online.)

2.a. N'importe quoi (anything) - Il ferait n'importe quoi pour se faire remarquer. (He would do anything to get noticed.)

2.b. N'importe quoi (nonsense) - Ils ont fait n'importe quoi aujourd'hui. (They were out of control today.)

2.c. Dire n'importe quoi (say nonsense) - Si je ne dis pas n'importe quoi, c'est sa voiture. (If I'm not mistaking, that's her car.)

2.d. Raconter tout et n'importe quoi (say anything and everything) - Ne l'écoute pas, il raconte tout et n'importe quoi. (Don't listen to him, he says anything and everything.)

2.e. Répondre n'importe quoi (answer the first time that comes to mind) - Je ne savais pas, j'ai répondu n'importe quoi. (I didn't know, I answered some nonsense.)

3. N'importe où (anywhere) - Tu peux t'asseoir n'importe où. (You can sit anywhere.)

4.a. N'importe comment (any old how) - Il a fait son travail n'importe comment. (He did his work any old how.)

4.b. N'importe comment (in any case) - N'importe comment, il faudra y aller. (In any case, we will have to go.)

5.a. N'importe quel/quelle (singulier) (any - singular) - Choisis n'importe quel livre. (Choose any book.)

5.b. N'importe quels/quelles (pluriel) (any - plural) - Prends n'importe quelles chaussures. (Take any shoes.)

5.c. N'importe lequel/lesquels (any of those - masculine) - Prends n'importe lequel ! (Take whichever one !)

5.d. N'importe laquelle/lesquelles (any of those - feminine) - Mange n'importe lesquelles. (Eat whichever ones.)

6.a. Par n'importe quel moyen (by all available means) - Il faut y arriver par n'importe quel moyen. (We must succeed, by any means necessary.

6.b. À n'importe quel prix (at any price) - J'arriverai à l'aéroport à l'heure à n'importe quel prix. (I will get to the airport on time no matter the price.)

7. N'importe quand (anytime) - Tu peux me téléphoner n'importe quand. (You can call me anytime.)

8. N'importe quel endroit (any place) - Je me sentirais bien dans n'importe quelle ville du Sud. (I would feel good in any southern city.)

9. N'importe quoi d'autre (anything else) - Tu pourrais demander n'importe quoi d'autre. (You could ask for anything else.)

10. N'importe quel moment (any moment) - Il peut arriver à n'importe quel moment. (He can arrive at any moment.)

A few casual ones:

N'importe (whatever - casual) - Tu veux lequel ? N'importe. (Which one do you want ? It doesn't matter.)

N'importe nawak - familiar form of n'importe quoi

[geluckgk]

Here is the promised best-of of the Pomme/Antoine portal stream ! It's my first time doing a best-of, so I did my best to keep it understandable while cutting unnecessary stuff. Red subtitles are for Pomme's sign.

Some slang and translation comment under the cut because I'm a bit of a language nerd :D

Pomme uses a lot of slang on her signs. The most common thing she does is using verlan. Verlan is when you inverse a word, but I keep the same meaning.

For example, she says, "c'est tipar" for "let's go." But "tipar" is not a french word, it's just "parti" switched over, but the word keeps the meaning of parti -> to go.

Obviously hard to translate, but Pomme also just writes things wrong for the funsies. I don't mean just grammar mistakes, I mean just plain wrong : "comment on fait" becomes "comment kon fait" because it's sounds funnier, no other reason. I wrote "how do we do" for my trad because I think it also sound silly but understandable.

She also does something we do in spoken French when two or three words kinda squish together to become one : "tu as vu" (literally "have you seen") becomes "tavu". In this context, to keep the feeling, I translated it to " ya know" because it has the same vibe for me

Antoine is way easier to translate in general, he has an easy French. Only thing hard thing to translate is that he uses a lot of French meme/reference and often punctuate his phrases with "là" , "bah", wich says a lot about the tone and intention of the sentence but sadly translate to nothing in context

And one last dumb thing : COMMAS. In comparison to written French, they are so many (too many one may even say) commas in English. I had to basically cut almost half of the sentence with a bunch of commas to make it understandable.

[lolochaponnay]

Un cadre supérieur, marié à une jolie blonde depuis 20 ans, rentre du travail et demande à sa femme : - Bonsoir chérie. Comment as-tu passé ta journée ? Tu ne t'es pas ennuyée, j'espère ? - Oh non. J'ai classé tout le courrier de ces trois derniers mois. A propos, il faudrait songer à acheter une armoire plus grande, car avec les factures, les quittances, tes fiches de paie, les relevés de banque et les impôts cumulés depuis 20 ans, je ne peux plus rien mettre dans celle-ci! - Ma chérie, avant de parler de changer d'armoire, il vaudrait mieux faire un tri sévère dans celle-ci. Demain, je pars pour trois jours avec mon patron. Tu devrais en profiter pour retirer tout ce qui a plus de dix ans et le brûler dans la cheminée. Normalement, tu devrais gagner 50 % de place ! Trois jours plus tard, le gars rentre à la maison et demande à son épouse : - Alors chérie, tu as fait le tri des papiers dans ton armoire ? - Oui mon amour, j'ai fait tout comme tu m'as dit. Mais je n'ai toujours pas plus de place dans l'armoire ! - Comment ça, tu n'as pas plus de place ? Il ouvre l'armoire et, effectivement, elle est toujours aussi pleine. - Mais tu n'as rien brûlé du tout ? - Mais si. J'ai brûlé tout ce qui avait plus de dix ans. Mais tu connais ma prudence légendaire, alors avant de mettre au feu, par précaution, j'ai tout photocopié !

[kohakuhibiki]

Comme y s'est passé quoi avec mon pied? Comme on dirais que quelqu'un a essayé d'me percer mais comme why there??? Comme on larpais tu la bible???

[jaffre]

je viens de finir, il a trop kiffé c'était trés chouette. j'adoooore comment il double cabanela et il est resté bloqué une pige sur le chapitre 15 mdr

pour finir:

j'viens de tomber sur une vod d'antoine daniel qui joue à ghost trick et de un, j'avais pas vu antoine daniel depuis des années, et de deux, j'ai l'impression d'écouter naheulbeuk ça me fait trop kiffer