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[girldraki]

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Delicious Ingredient

[3bagshotrow]

middle-earth dashboard simulator

🏵 hobbitc0re Follow

pippin was 29 years old???

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he should've been at the green dragon

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#gates of argonath #argonath #amon hen #middle earth landscapes #photographers of middle earth #travel #dark academia #lmao pls reblog this i almost fell out of my boat taking this photo

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my hungry ass could never travel with lembas

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#the entitlement i see on this site sometimes is disgusting #y'all will just post about having easy access to lembas when we can't eats hobbit food??? #we must starve??? #vent #do not rb

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CALLOUT FOR GRIMA WORMTONGUE

I've talked a lot about this already on this blog, but I want to have everything collected in one post so next time some dipshit with a white hand icon slides into my inbox to call me a liar I can just link to this post. tl;dr grima wormtongue has been poisoning my uncle and the land of rohan for the past few years, and here are the receipts:

Keep reading

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🧙‍♂️ bignaturals Follow

i stg if one more of you tells me I should've sent frodo on the eagles I'm asking iluvatar to take me back

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recent read: there and back again: a hobbit's tale by bilbo baggins

I thought this was SOOO fun and cute! I'm usually not into rpf but did anyone else think there was something between bilbo and thorin? 👀 I can't be the only one who saw it. but the ending made me cry my eyes out.

4.5/5 stars

#booklr #there and back again #bilbo baggins #recent read #dark academia #light academia #book review

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who up mirking they wood

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wtf the new king of gondor just bowed to these four random short guys?? everyone else bowed too and I just went along with it lmao 😅 am I missing something????

#this is right after he sang a song and made out with some hot elf chick #truly the wildest coronation i've ever been to

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ULTIMATE HOTTEST FIRST AGE BADDIE TOURNAMENT FINALS!!!!

🔘 haldir-deactivated30190303

here y'all go again pitting two bad bitches against each other

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everyone who voted galadriel is a kinslayer apologist #luthiensweep

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fuck my job so much. everyone manifest an attack on gondor so I can finally warm my fingers on this beacon fire.

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by eru this can't be happening

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[soaked-doors]

dynasties and dystopias

[jigglepeeka]

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[macbethheadband]

Thats the last time i buy ‘official’ merch from etsy because who is this.

[neverfeltthewinterquitesodead]

[fenkko]

happy birthday from all corners of sumeru! even scara's little hermit corner...

[clownmitts]

could you draw Momo and Okarun getting married?

Cool couples don't look at explosions or whatever

[genderpalindrome]

I hope Zac Oyama sees this

[ssenza]

It is calming to see something familiar in another

inspo x x

[spicyraeman]

this got outta hand

[linddzz]

Jayce being more romantically possessive with Viktor is both some great Submissive Like A Guard Dog content but ALSO. very very funny to think about in the context of the two worlds Jayce occupies.

The Academy: full of the exact type of nerd who would and do foam at the mouth for Viktor's slim, golden eyed, smooth accented, tragic-sexy dark academia rizz. Viktor may be too focused on his work to care, but Jayce is not being paranoid that everyone in this building wants his man carnally

Piltover High Society: sees Jayce Talis, the pinnacle of charming conventionally attractive masculinity with a 1000kw smile and shoulders like a brick house, growling over that emaciated, antisocial, weedy Zaunite nerd who keeps hacking up a lung. And they're like "bitch no one wants your man. why do you want your man???"

[mo-mode]

This is all I got from episode 5 actually