#--BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[blxdc-a]

@cagcd asks ' He's been standing there for nearly an hour waiting for her to come in, cursing under his breath every time she takes a turn, too busy with her work load to look up and pick up the hint... well, it wasn't a hint, not quite, he planted the mistletoe specifically there for her. For a moment he considered just calling her in with a fake excuse, until finally - ❛ Oh ! Won't you look at that ! ❜❜ he spoke up, effectively stopping her right under the door frame, he inched a bit forward, trying to hide the victory in his demeanour, while his smile was as bright and giddy as he pointed up. ❛❛ You know you wanna ❜❜ '

"Look at what--"

Sonya fell silent, irritated words forgotten as she saw just what was overhead. Since when did the Special Forces do this kind of holiday bullshit? Not that Sonya disliked Christmas--it was actually one of her favorite holidays, second only to Halloween--but that was when she was off-duty. To be expected to follow that tradition on the clock... wait, hold up. There were no wreaths, no trees, no tinsel--no trappings whatsoever of the holiday season around, but yet this random piece of mistletoe was hanging there? The answer was quick to come to her when she looked back at the Hollywood A-Lister and his shit-eating grin. She'd been caught in his trap and he looked ever-so-smug about it.

But how to best wipe that smirk off his face...

He wants to play? Fine, Cage. Let's fucking play.

"I don't, actually... "

Deadpan response was given before she was gathering up the partly-open collar of that violet dress shirt he wore, the element of surprise allowing her to easily drive him back against the doorframe.

"...but fine."

Before he could so much as let out the sound that he surely made when the air was driven out of his lungs, her lips were on his. She had only intended to just lay a brief but firm kiss upon him, but the moment the kiss began... shit, she couldn't' help how quickly desires she had refused to acknowledge surfaced, guiding her into the sort of embrace that stole her breath and coaxed a faint, but undeniable moan from the deeps of her. This was good, incredible even--and that realization had her withdrawing suddenly with a sharp inhale. For a brief moment, hazed-over and wanting blue eyes stared at him... but with a low and irritated sound, she released her hold, turned on her heels, and began to stalk off.

Hopefully, he wouldn't be able to recover fast enough to stop her.

[mrs-monaghan]

https://x.com/pinkorangesun/status/1862296558462804184

unrelated to the pfp on bams instagram but look how clearly you can see the 7 behind JKs ear, and how far it extends down his neck

🤭

Oh my God

Oh my God

Oh

My

God

Anon what are you doing? I'm not doing this. We are not going to be those Jikookers

I was 1000000% sure that's JK on the pfp. Why would you go and do this to me??? 😭😭😭😭 All I'm seeing on my twitter is people questioning this photo and I had said I will not be going down this deluluness and then you come and plant doubts in my head!!! How dare you!?!?!?

Oh my God 😭😭😭 I'm sorry to say but I don't believe it 100% that that's JK now. That tattoo is definitely giving youth. But would they? Would they really? While in the Army? While the hate for the Jikook is more than ever?

Guys, what are we thinking here? Jikook have been loud in the past and they have changed their profiles on Weverse to eo. But that was for seconds! Would JK really do this?

Surely that would be insane, right? RIGHT??? Great anon. Now I'm stressed.

[myokk]

70s au

[mrspark7777777]

People scrambling to say it’s taehyung’s eyes in the who music video lookin kinda silly now. That’s looking like utter bullshit now lol.

it’s either nobodies eyes or JK’s eyes ☺️

Why would jimin have tae’s eyes in his lead single music video when Mr. Taehyung Ronald McDonald Kim is too busy posting French fries!

Vmin who?

stream WHO! 😍

[hannie-dul-set]

good morning. i have risen from the grave. the breakup soup is dropping sometime tomorrow (depends on when i get home). i have two new (fucked up) harem wips. a taesan wip. nabi is at 25k. how is everyone doing.

[mywickedtruth]

Ahhh what a glorious sunset. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[jkriordanverse]

Names to call your s/o if they're A drug dealer <333

tobacco bear (thought of by me and @lost-my-head-in-the-clouds

meth baby.

marijuana darling <333

that's it ehehehehe >:D

[anantaru]

Why is childe so angry the whole time?!?!? 😭😭😭😭😭

he hasn‘t gotten laid in months 😔

[c0smiccom3t]

LAST POSTS FOR 2024

NUMBER 1. THE REDRAW (he knows what you did)

NUMBER 2. THIS.

(yes its a redraw of that one shot from crash 4)

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!! HAPPY NEW YEAARRRR

[cadaverre]

but also like i’m unloveable and so unattractive so sometimes i have to like remind myself how relationships aren’t in the cards for me if i wanna be good to them lmaooooo

[cwritesfiction]

Is the … is the ‘kink item’ also knockoff Garfield merchandise though

Absolutely cursed idea! Thanks, I hate it!

(In reference to slide 9)

[mrs-monaghan]

Jikook were being shady af at the omakase restaurant 😂😂

JK making it clear for the umpteenth time that this is a Jikook show has to be one of my favourite things 😂😂😂

Also, I feel like people are not giving this moment the attention it deserves. It needs to be added to the list guys 😂

(Thanks @chicknbunny13 )

Mans aint ever beating the Minimoni anti allegations 😂😂

[myokk]

Thanks for the tag @espressoristretto-patronum @superconductivebean 🥹💘😙

“🎶✨When u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask tag 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool)🎶✨”

My top 5 songs:

1) Going to California - Led Zeppelin

2) Here, There, and Everywhere - The Beatles

3) Time - Pink Floyd

4) Ser Brigada - Leon Benavente

5) Blue Ridge Mountains - Fleet Foxes

No pressure tags💓: @crushribbons @syaolaurant @sparxyv @kay9leo @a-florable @versailles-black @siboom777 @writing-intheundercroft @bassicallymaestra & anyone else who wants to do it !!!!! 🫶🫶🫶 I NEVER KNOW WHO TO TAG SO SERIOUSLY IF YOU WANT TO…CONSIDER YOURSELF TAGGED BY ME !!!

(I would tag you @choccy-milky but I know your answer would be just be Skyrim videos you downvote…😆😆)

[mrspark7777777]

So Yoongi was caught on the scooter outside of 91 the apartment complex Jimin and Joon live in, not where he lives though he said he was going home. It’s literally him at the residence entrance when he falls of the damn scooter.

seems sus to me, are him and Jimin a thing? Him and Joon!?

[mrs-monaghan]

Ok but how close together were they sleeping when jimin got elbowed in the face

You can only extend your elbow so far..

They definitely hadn’t left room for Jesus

😂 Not only did they not leave room for Jesus, but the part people are not talking about is that Jimin had to have been the big spoon 🤭🤭 he wouldn't have been elbowed if he was the small spoon. But here's the thing, they talked about diarrhoea so much, that now I'm thinking the reason Jimin was the big spoon was because he didn't want to poop on JK.

Don't you dare look at me like that. They started it!

😂😂😂 okay, okay, I can fix this....

So picture this, Jimin is wearing a butt plug, right? And thats what almost came off.

There. I fixed it. You're welcome

[murcielagatito]

LMAO