#bahahahahahahahaha!
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https://x.com/pinkorangesun/status/1862296558462804184
unrelated to the pfp on bams instagram but look how clearly you can see the 7 behind JKs ear, and how far it extends down his neck
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Oh my God
Oh my God
Oh
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Anon what are you doing? I'm not doing this. We are not going to be those Jikookers
I was 1000000% sure that's JK on the pfp. Why would you go and do this to me??? 😭😭😭😭 All I'm seeing on my twitter is people questioning this photo and I had said I will not be going down this deluluness and then you come and plant doubts in my head!!! How dare you!?!?!?
Oh my God 😭😭😭 I'm sorry to say but I don't believe it 100% that that's JK now. That tattoo is definitely giving youth. But would they? Would they really? While in the Army? While the hate for the Jikook is more than ever?
Guys, what are we thinking here? Jikook have been loud in the past and they have changed their profiles on Weverse to eo. But that was for seconds! Would JK really do this?
Surely that would be insane, right? RIGHT??? Great anon. Now I'm stressed.
#omg#jikook theory#jikook theories#most delulu of them all#i swear#i'm sweating#if they really did do this#i will believe everything else i ever doubted.#that's right#jimin was in qatar too#because why not#bahahahahahahahaha!#lord have mercy#ask shaz#bts ask#jikook#kookmin#minkook#jimin and jungkook
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70s au
#don’t mind me I just found some time to finish scribbling this up today😭😭#yes I know this au is very niche😆 but I’m having fun…#more cute Eloise coming up next though🫡💓#this is where Sirius ran off to btw when eloise and Lyle were looking for him in my first picture bahahahahahahahaha#omg also I have a painting planned of eloise at her debut ball bc the Yule ball doesn’t exist in my universe#& IM SO EXCITED FOR IT !!!!! she is my angel…#& I’m having a lot of fun planning out the other paintings etc hopefully I find the time to do this week🤭#plus my secret Santa…I love sending the asks & im planning a painting for them too🥰🥰🥰#hogwarts legacy#hogwarts legacy fanart#hphl#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow fanart#sirius black#70s au#yes I’m starting a tag bc I think there will be more#like I don’t even care if nobody else likes this…this blog is just my hobby and I want to draw these four a lot#(plus Ominis soon too🤭)#also it is SO humid where I live rn so nothing was cooperating with me with this drawing😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#like the paper is SO SOFT so I couldn’t get like any good lines with the pencil rip😔🙏#next time will be better I’m sure
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People scrambling to say it’s taehyung’s eyes in the who music video lookin kinda silly now. That’s looking like utter bullshit now lol.
it’s either nobodies eyes or JK’s eyes ☺️
Why would jimin have tae’s eyes in his lead single music video when Mr. Taehyung Ronald McDonald Kim is too busy posting French fries!
Vmin who?
stream WHO! 😍
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good morning. i have risen from the grave. the breakup soup is dropping sometime tomorrow (depends on when i get home). i have two new (fucked up) harem wips. a taesan wip. nabi is at 25k. how is everyone doing.
#HUAHAHAHAHAHAHHA oh my god how is everyone 😭😭😭😭#i have been......existing.#yes.#i have started running. exercise is worsening my narcissism#anyway yes.....youve read the right.....the breakup soup is finally getting released from prison.#i have not been writing nabi much because i am still in the clutches of another man (han taesan) 😭😭😭.#it's near impossible for me to stay well within my feelings for one man for long enough to pick up their wips.....so i started new wips.#with many. love interests. because it's messy and fun BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA#they're called hunting season and juldarigi and none of the men there are decent. one is a satirical piece about fratboys and the other is#a byproduct of consuming yandere themed manhwa and manga#anyway.........yes.......breakup soup tomorrow (or the next day)...........jeonghan my love i have brought justice to u
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Ahhh what a glorious sunset. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
#nowa is so classy#everyone poops#lucky dog#personal photo#personal#what a fucking shitshow#bahahahahahahahaha
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Names to call your s/o if they're A drug dealer <333
tobacco bear (thought of by me and @lost-my-head-in-the-clouds
meth baby.
marijuana darling <333
that's it ehehehehe >:D
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Why is childe so angry the whole time?!?!? 😭😭😭😭😭
he hasn‘t gotten laid in months 😔
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LAST POSTS FOR 2024
NUMBER 1. THE REDRAW (he knows what you did)
NUMBER 2. THIS.
(yes its a redraw of that one shot from crash 4)
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!! HAPPY NEW YEAARRRR
#dimension dyfenders#crash bandicoot#fanart#redraw#IM SORRY IF THESE ARE THE LAST POSTS#HAPPY NEW YEAR#BTW IM SORRY FOR THIS BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA#my sense of humor is bro-ken#artists on tumblr
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but also like i’m unloveable and so unattractive so sometimes i have to like remind myself how relationships aren’t in the cards for me if i wanna be good to them lmaooooo
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@cagcd asks ' He's been standing there for nearly an hour waiting for her to come in, cursing under his breath every time she takes a turn, too busy with her work load to look up and pick up the hint... well, it wasn't a hint, not quite, he planted the mistletoe specifically there for her. For a moment he considered just calling her in with a fake excuse, until finally - ❛ Oh ! Won't you look at that ! ❜❜ he spoke up, effectively stopping her right under the door frame, he inched a bit forward, trying to hide the victory in his demeanour, while his smile was as bright and giddy as he pointed up. ❛❛ You know you wanna ❜❜ '
"Look at what--"
Sonya fell silent, irritated words forgotten as she saw just what was overhead. Since when did the Special Forces do this kind of holiday bullshit? Not that Sonya disliked Christmas--it was actually one of her favorite holidays, second only to Halloween--but that was when she was off-duty. To be expected to follow that tradition on the clock... wait, hold up. There were no wreaths, no trees, no tinsel--no trappings whatsoever of the holiday season around, but yet this random piece of mistletoe was hanging there? The answer was quick to come to her when she looked back at the Hollywood A-Lister and his shit-eating grin. She'd been caught in his trap and he looked ever-so-smug about it.
But how to best wipe that smirk off his face...
He wants to play? Fine, Cage. Let's fucking play.
"I don't, actually... "
Deadpan response was given before she was gathering up the partly-open collar of that violet dress shirt he wore, the element of surprise allowing her to easily drive him back against the doorframe.
"...but fine."
Before he could so much as let out the sound that he surely made when the air was driven out of his lungs, her lips were on his. She had only intended to just lay a brief but firm kiss upon him, but the moment the kiss began... shit, she couldn't' help how quickly desires she had refused to acknowledge surfaced, guiding her into the sort of embrace that stole her breath and coaxed a faint, but undeniable moan from the deeps of her. This was good, incredible even--and that realization had her withdrawing suddenly with a sharp inhale. For a brief moment, hazed-over and wanting blue eyes stared at him... but with a low and irritated sound, she released her hold, turned on her heels, and began to stalk off.
Hopefully, he wouldn't be able to recover fast enough to stop her.
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Is the … is the ‘kink item’ also knockoff Garfield merchandise though
Absolutely cursed idea! Thanks, I hate it!
(In reference to slide 9)
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I feel SOOOO ashamed for sharing this but i always saw your blog as a safe space… but i just ran into a porn video taken in the exact same cabin jikook stayed at in CT. The exact same one, in the same place, with the same view. The exact same bed. I hope someone changed the sheets🤯
I'm fucking dying rn shut up
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Thanks for the tag @espressoristretto-patronum @superconductivebean 🥹💘😙
“🎶✨When u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask tag 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool)🎶✨”
My top 5 songs:
1) Going to California - Led Zeppelin
2) Here, There, and Everywhere - The Beatles
3) Time - Pink Floyd
4) Ser Brigada - Leon Benavente
5) Blue Ridge Mountains - Fleet Foxes
No pressure tags💓: @crushribbons @syaolaurant @sparxyv @kay9leo @a-florable @versailles-black @siboom777 @writing-intheundercroft @bassicallymaestra & anyone else who wants to do it !!!!! 🫶🫶🫶 I NEVER KNOW WHO TO TAG SO SERIOUSLY IF YOU WANT TO…CONSIDER YOURSELF TAGGED BY ME !!!
(I would tag you @choccy-milky but I know your answer would be just be Skyrim videos you downvote…😆😆)
#I was going to cheat and put full albums bc that’s actually all I listen to#but…I guess I can choose five songs too bahahahahahahahaha
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So Yoongi was caught on the scooter outside of 91 the apartment complex Jimin and Joon live in, not where he lives though he said he was going home. It’s literally him at the residence entrance when he falls of the damn scooter.
seems sus to me, are him and Jimin a thing? Him and Joon!?
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hey did you see this? it’s always good to laugh 🤣🤣 (it’s not about the quote tweet, it’s about the tweet the quoted - if that makes sense LOL)
https://x.com/koominiest/status/1862156959526326335?s=46&t=1vpxCz-hcEUUJGzw7h18UQ
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For me this 👇🏾 is the best part;
Imagine standing by a ship that requires you to be strong all the damn time because things never go your way.
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LMAO
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