#bahahahahahahahaha!

[mrs-monaghan]

I feel SOOOO ashamed for sharing this but i always saw your blog as a safe space… but i just ran into a porn video taken in the exact same cabin jikook stayed at in CT. The exact same one, in the same place, with the same view. The exact same bed. I hope someone changed the sheets🤯

I'm fucking dying rn shut up

[mrspark7777777]

People scrambling to say it’s taehyung’s eyes in the who music video lookin kinda silly now. That’s looking like utter bullshit now lol.

it’s either nobodies eyes or JK’s eyes ☺️

Why would jimin have tae’s eyes in his lead single music video when Mr. Taehyung Ronald McDonald Kim is too busy posting French fries!

Vmin who?

stream WHO! 😍

[myokk]

Thanks for the tag @espressoristretto-patronum @superconductivebean 🥹💘😙

“🎶✨When u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask tag 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool)🎶✨”

My top 5 songs:

1) Going to California - Led Zeppelin

2) Here, There, and Everywhere - The Beatles

3) Time - Pink Floyd

4) Ser Brigada - Leon Benavente

5) Blue Ridge Mountains - Fleet Foxes

No pressure tags💓: @crushribbons @syaolaurant @sparxyv @kay9leo @a-florable @versailles-black @siboom777 @writing-intheundercroft @bassicallymaestra & anyone else who wants to do it !!!!! 🫶🫶🫶 I NEVER KNOW WHO TO TAG SO SERIOUSLY IF YOU WANT TO…CONSIDER YOURSELF TAGGED BY ME !!!

(I would tag you @choccy-milky but I know your answer would be just be Skyrim videos you downvote…😆😆)

[hannie-dul-set]

good morning. i have risen from the grave. the breakup soup is dropping sometime tomorrow (depends on when i get home). i have two new (fucked up) harem wips. a taesan wip. nabi is at 25k. how is everyone doing.

[mywickedtruth]

Ahhh what a glorious sunset. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[jkriordanverse]

Names to call your s/o if they're A drug dealer <333

tobacco bear (thought of by me and @lost-my-head-in-the-clouds

meth baby.

marijuana darling <333

that's it ehehehehe >:D

[anantaru]

Why is childe so angry the whole time?!?!? 😭😭😭😭😭

he hasn‘t gotten laid in months 😔

[c0smiccom3t]

LAST POSTS FOR 2024

NUMBER 1. THE REDRAW (he knows what you did)

NUMBER 2. THIS.

(yes its a redraw of that one shot from crash 4)

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!! HAPPY NEW YEAARRRR

[cadaverre]

but also like i’m unloveable and so unattractive so sometimes i have to like remind myself how relationships aren’t in the cards for me if i wanna be good to them lmaooooo

[blxdc-a]

@cagcd asks ' He's been standing there for nearly an hour waiting for her to come in, cursing under his breath every time she takes a turn, too busy with her work load to look up and pick up the hint... well, it wasn't a hint, not quite, he planted the mistletoe specifically there for her. For a moment he considered just calling her in with a fake excuse, until finally - ❛ Oh ! Won't you look at that ! ❜❜ he spoke up, effectively stopping her right under the door frame, he inched a bit forward, trying to hide the victory in his demeanour, while his smile was as bright and giddy as he pointed up. ❛❛ You know you wanna ❜❜ '

"Look at what--"

Sonya fell silent, irritated words forgotten as she saw just what was overhead. Since when did the Special Forces do this kind of holiday bullshit? Not that Sonya disliked Christmas--it was actually one of her favorite holidays, second only to Halloween--but that was when she was off-duty. To be expected to follow that tradition on the clock... wait, hold up. There were no wreaths, no trees, no tinsel--no trappings whatsoever of the holiday season around, but yet this random piece of mistletoe was hanging there? The answer was quick to come to her when she looked back at the Hollywood A-Lister and his shit-eating grin. She'd been caught in his trap and he looked ever-so-smug about it.

But how to best wipe that smirk off his face...

He wants to play? Fine, Cage. Let's fucking play.

"I don't, actually... "

Deadpan response was given before she was gathering up the partly-open collar of that violet dress shirt he wore, the element of surprise allowing her to easily drive him back against the doorframe.

"...but fine."

Before he could so much as let out the sound that he surely made when the air was driven out of his lungs, her lips were on his. She had only intended to just lay a brief but firm kiss upon him, but the moment the kiss began... shit, she couldn't' help how quickly desires she had refused to acknowledge surfaced, guiding her into the sort of embrace that stole her breath and coaxed a faint, but undeniable moan from the deeps of her. This was good, incredible even--and that realization had her withdrawing suddenly with a sharp inhale. For a brief moment, hazed-over and wanting blue eyes stared at him... but with a low and irritated sound, she released her hold, turned on her heels, and began to stalk off.

Hopefully, he wouldn't be able to recover fast enough to stop her.

[mrs-monaghan]

Y’all, the level of jikook this year.. we might be starving for weeks and months on end but then one of them drops a bomb and leaves us speechless 😳🤯 i’m not ready for what they could share after MS i swear this glass closet is going to be even more transparent dayuuum good for them!!

I hear u anon. But I'm over here giggling at the Jikook karma. 🤭

I vaguely seem to remember something about JK appearing in V's album?

You-know-who just couldn't shut up about tkk promoting together.

Something about Bon voyage Taekook?

Then there was another thing about JK reacting and hyping all of Layover?

And let's not even get started on how much they gloated that Jkk weren't seeing eo only for that narrative to be thrown out the window 😂 And boy was it thrown out!

I feel like this list is longer but that would just make me hella petty.

Anygays, there's that Jikook what?

[mrspark7777777]

So Yoongi was caught on the scooter outside of 91 the apartment complex Jimin and Joon live in, not where he lives though he said he was going home. It’s literally him at the residence entrance when he falls of the damn scooter.

seems sus to me, are him and Jimin a thing? Him and Joon!?

[cwritesfiction]

Is the … is the ‘kink item’ also knockoff Garfield merchandise though

Absolutely cursed idea! Thanks, I hate it!

(In reference to slide 9)

[mrs-monaghan]

In his concept pics he used his tattoos as graffiti on wall behind. There J is separated from rest. Which again points toward it being J for Jungkook ONLY.

It's funny how Jikookers used to concentrate on how he doesn't wear rings over J-M only for him to cover it frequently now..suddenly everyone is silent about that theory. Likewise, J(M) being Jimin also will die soon.

Ps. But you can see few V drawn for no reason 👀👀👀👀👀👀

Oh, a trashfucker in my inbox. I haven't seen y'all in a while. For your in4 we still very much believe the JM is for Jimin. The only difference between us and you is that, when we get "debunked" we let it go and move on.

First things first, thanks for giving me a reason to post this coz mans is looking 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Where was I? JK debunking. Right. Yes we like to analyse. But @ the end of the day JK did say the J was for Jungkook. So as a person who fights antis and u fuckers regularly I can't use that as a fighting tool anymore. Because essentially JK debunked Taekookers who thought the V stood for Tae, debunked Armys who like to ot7 everything and claimed the tattoos were for all the members, and yes, debunked us Jikookers when he said the J stood for Jungkook.

We have many thoughts surrounding this. Like how he omitted the truth for obvious reasons but that's neither here nor there. So that, is why you don't see us talking about it much these days. I mean, I could get started on that crown up there but I won't. Because like I said, we are not you. JK said what he said and we moved on.

But you guys are still going because no matter how many times JK trumps over your theories and shits on them, you never fucking die. Your resilience while admirable is embarrassing. You guys are a walking joke.

JK reacting to Armys who think he lives with V

He legit thought you guys were slow or something. He was like; the fuck are they on??

Meanwhile, JK reacting to Armys using Jeon Jimin

You see the difference, no? 🤭🤭

(Thanks @magicshop-pjm1 & @sarah2711 )

And the cherry on the cake, V walking hand in hand with his girlfriend in Paris

Yeah.... I'm afraid trashfucker, aint no amount of V's you spot will change the current situation which is the fact that your ship is fucked.

[murcielagatito]

LMAO

[hcrctic]

me cackling because we ship winterwitch in this house and imagine wanda singing stacey's mom to anya.