#->but can't get reliable healthcare in surface-level servers because “viruses are evil”->

[duckapus]

SMG4: Hm. Bit muggy out today.

SMG3: ...I swear if I open the front door and all our mugs are outside I'm going back to trying to kill you every other week.

SMG4: ... *slowly sips from his bowl*

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CPU: ...What the hell is wrong with you?

Cursor: Would you like that alphabetically or chronologically?

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Tulip: I don't have Daddy Issues, my father has Daughter Issues.

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Abyssal: You okay?

Buffer: *just saw Cursor without her jacket, found out her sweater is sleeveless as a result, and is now Going Through It* I think I have latency issues...

CPU: *under his breath* You've got some kind of issues, that's for sure.

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*after Swag falls off a roof*

Meggy: Think he has brain damage?

Chris: I think that every day.

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Whimpu: Don't worry, My Queen, if the other Saiko comes after you again, she'll have to go through me first!

Saiko, deadpan: I'll treasure those extra three seconds.

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Cursor: I do have feelings besides contempt. I just refrain from expressing them at the drop of a hat

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Bob: I don't need gasoline to start a fire. All I need are these two swords and a lack of supevision.

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SMG3: 4 and I don't have pet names, that's stupid.

Mario: *raises an eyebrow* How do you deal with a stain?

3, confused: Scrub?

SMG4, from the other room: Yeah hun?

3: ...

Mario: Don't ever lie to me again.

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CPU: You have illegal contacts?

Vitality: You don't?