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the-trans-man-with-no-plan · 3 months ago
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one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of
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fipindustries · 5 months ago
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i almost never do vent art, much less post it but man, i have been feeling bummed out recently
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th1rdt3chnician · 5 months ago
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who up hating pop psychology
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jodielandons · 5 months ago
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NOAH LYLES pulls out the Blue-Eyes White Dragon and Exodia the Forbidden One Yu-Gi-Oh! cards before winning all of his 100m races at the 2024 Olympic trials
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rubyleaf · 9 months ago
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Honestly? My main piece of advice for writing well-rounded characters is to make them a little bit lame. No real living person is 100% cool and suave 100% of the time. Everyone's a little awkward sometimes, or gets too excited about something goofy, or has a silly fear, or laughs about stupid things. Being a bit of a loser is an incurable part of the human condition. Utilize that in your writing.
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gayda1ly · 1 month ago
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dorianlover · 2 months ago
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noperopesaredope · 1 year ago
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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.
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mygaythoughtsblog · 5 months ago
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Dionisio (@ThisIsDionisio)
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sealsdaily · 9 months ago
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Today's Seal Is: The Wrinkler
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i never knew there were men in the room for this, “that was tough” oh man they were not prepared XD
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daftmooncretin · 10 months ago
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spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.
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for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing
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joculine · 3 months ago
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diversity win! this spider is forcefemming its prey!
(full article)
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meo-eiru · 3 months ago
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Delusional Yandere Elf
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Quick colored sketch to show his colors
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altades · 12 days ago
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betrayal
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