#*w HEEZES*

[phoenix-flamed]

Guess who is apparently throwing themself head-first into PvP for the next however long.

[fluffghostrp]

[skxrbrand]

N’kari:  I've seen you shit and bathe and fall on your face from wounds.

Skarbrand: You’ve seen me what

[baiika]

"So like i gotta know, is the horse thing like a real obsession with other me's." -blitz for blitz. because funni

"It's uhhhh..." Blitz smacks his lips. "It's totally ironic," he says, lying like a liar.

[showmethehotpods]

"Okay, now it's official--"

"Humans are too stupid to live."

[flatfuckfridays]

I put two trucks by lemon demon in my playlist (look up the song if you don't know it bc this ask won't make much sense otherwise) and it is a genuine jumpscare whenever it comes on no matter what song was before

-🪱

[Don’t think I’ve heard it before- I’ll have to listen to it soon]

[intcritus]

No but the kind of chaos that's fucking annoying? Stealing all your left shoes. Removing the minute hand from your watch. Making sure you never grow hair on your right eyebrow. She's gonna be Chaos of Inconvenience.

[dcwnrisen-aa]

[waywardsculs-a2]

Well his call worked. There goes his tail, wrapping around his fiancé's waist.

" You could have bitten something else . "

Bites the rim of his hat.

[thereareeyesinsidethetrees]

ford: for a very long time, we had a pattern with the background of our computer.

fiddleford: mhm

ford: when we were on land, it was a picture of the ocean. when we were on the ocean, it was a picture of land. you know, it was kinda fun- the waves, the trees, we thought it might help keep us from getting too homesick

fiddleford: makes sense

ford: but, uh...stanley changed it recently? heh- and i- i still haven't gotten used to it

fiddleford: heh...yeah?

ford: so, it- imagine you're me, okay? it's four in the morning, you've been doing work for hours. you get done and you go to minimize everything so you can shut the computer off and finally head to bed. and instead of, of- the sea or the woods, you just...you see this

ford: (shows fiddleford the background of the computer. it's a closeup picture of stan making the goofiest grinning face possible with two thumbs up)

fiddleford: (w HEEZE-)

ford: and it scares the shit out of me every time

[malwaresilly]

"Wh-

"i just came to get tea what the scallop did I walk in on-?"

(W HEEZING RN POOR MAL LMFAOOO)

"apparently morbid curiosity gone south-"

[liminal-station]

Would the Surgeon like a brownie?

Surgeon: Yep, I’ve been here the whole time. I’ve been looking for a patient like you in need of urgent treatment…

Emmet: W-we are PERFECTLY healthy. And we DON’T need a checkup. We have one scheduled, thank you very much!

Garrett: I THINX HEEZ IMMYUNE 2 APPLE ES… BUT MAY B NOTT CHOCLAT?

Surgeon: Sweets? No, those are bad for your teeth.

Ingo: Yeah, there’s no way you have a dentistry certification… or ANY certification, for that matter.

[skxrbrand]

"I WOULD NEVER LAY WITH A RAT."

[stormbreaker-290]

HSGAUDGUSHSHS

What is my humor anymore man

This made me violently W HEEZE-

[flatfuckfridays]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGeBGVNEE/

:3

*w HEEZE-*

[Accurate, though. Can’t say it’s wrong💙⚡️🩵]

@moth-pimp-val

[ruleofool]

listen it. It was supposed to be a whole surprise from a nobody but I can't. I have no fckn idea who the fuck is yours and who the fuck isn't. Only ones ik for sure are from like 2020 pls. Pls help me. who are your ocs

w heeze i am SO sorry it took a hot second to get to this, this actually made me realize a few things! but first things first! if you or anyone ever does art for one of my characters, whoever you may be, i will IMMEDIATELY cry and scream about it, it is NEVER from a nobody!!!

You did make me realize that i needed to go back and tag some characters as well as actually POST them, especially updated now! That being said! as far as my characters go i'm going to go through and tag my characters under "my oc" as well as their names! so Common names you might see are Mal/Malon , Lua, Mar/Mariam, Norebellum, Ori/Oreades, Marrow/Raluca, Tabs/Tabris you'll occasionally see my Sonas! Rip, Pash/Pashteroga, Goblin, and Rule! i'll also be reorganizing my Toyhouse and sliding the link into the pinned post, so hopefully that would help!