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radiantbastard · 1 year ago

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Me: Pushes big red button.

The crew repairing the substation:

#lightening bolt #*throws rice at you*#lightening bolt!

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kacievvbbbb · 5 months ago

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No but actually I've been really thinking about it and Mihawk just doesn't do shit by halves does he? he's so obsessive.

He doesn't just like red wine it's literally his favorite food

He doesn't just like swords, his is practically his soul made physical. Yoru is so coded in his dna that they literally had to make a replica for his clone.

he isn't just into swordsmanship he literally became the world's best and strongest swordsman

He doesn't just like to duel he's overdone it so much that no one can hold his interest anymore

He didn't just kill marines he was the literal marine hunter.

He doesn't just wait for Zoro at the top he collects every single bounty poster obsessively tracking his rise

He doesn't just let the kids live with him he adopts them, and teaches them how to be stronger. Doesn't let Perona go until he knowns that he can no longer properly guarantee her safety.

He can't just have a garden he has to go full on farmer strawhat and all.

He doesn't just like Shanks he wants to consume him whole he let's the memory of their duel haunt him and even 12 years later he can't fully forgive them. This might be the single most important relationship in his life.

There isn't a moderate bone in his body. He's either making decisions just because or letting them consume him whole.

I bet it's all the Catholicism.

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fisheito · 3 months ago

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*DEEP INHALE*

fine. whateever, . any other freaks wanna see an edit of yakumo in maid outfits? here

#*PINCHES THE AREA BETWEEN MY BROWS AGAIN*#at LEAST THREE of you #THREE!!!!! AT LEAST!!#I SAY *AT LEAST* bECAUSE THERE MIGHT HVEA BEEN MORE BUT I WIPED IT FROM MY MEMORY #SENT ME THIS LINK #AT SEPARATE TIMES #i don't know how to feel about that #this post isn't even that old. what's the timestamp. Sep 27?#IT'S BEEN FOURTHREE DAYS. THE POST IS DAYS OLD #AND FOR EACH DAY #ONE OF YOU CHOSE TO THROW IT (ATTACHED TO A BRICK) THROUGH MY WINDOW #didn't even get time to repair the first smash before the second smash happened.....#curse their stupid interchangeable twink bodies #just play dress-up with all the lanky ones like slutty dolls #this is why we need more body diversity.#so i don't get jumpscared by yaku in rei's skimpy maid dress 3 nights in a row #WHERE TF DID THAT TINY SNAKE WITH THE MAIDBAND COME FROM??????? WHERE DID THE LITTLE GUY SHOW UP?#god..... the red and the pink on him.........#NO . I'M OUTTA HERE #*scoops my coconut rice off the floor and leaves*#nu carnival yakumo

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kagooleo · 5 months ago

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finally got my fluffyrice keychain tests in! these guys turned out much bigger than I anticipated (and after noticing a very specific error on one of these 😅) but they honestly turned out pretty nice!

#kagarambles #trainer riley #stat trainer riley #champion lance #lance pokemon #its not specifically rice but. it goes in my tag anyway bfhdvfh #fluffyriceshipping #🐉🍚🌊#pmex ex colors and shiny colors are on the back while the front has the base colors and an epoxy coating to give it a rounder feel #honestly wasn't expecting this to turn out as good as it did. so i'm kinda proud of them #to the keenest eyes you probably will notice an error and honestly yeah. i didn't notice until they were already shipped out :[#that and size too these guys are like. a good 3 inches (big;;;) so I'm probably sticking to 1.5-2 inches for next time #but if there's any interest for these guys to make and sell on my kofi shop definitely let me know!#might throw a google form up in a reblog if people actually want some of these guys + more characters ya'll wanna recommend #I'm like. fluffyrice brained so of course i had to make the single thing keeping my brain afloat into merch catering to Me

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rifle-yes · 8 days ago

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Hey, thank you all for a wonderful year. You've been lovely.

I hope this next year is good to you and that the next time you're at the grocers your favorite snacks are heavily discounted for no reason.

#we're always moving forward & we'll keep moving forward even if I have to drag your ass toward better things #so don't test me or my core strength because i will treat you like a surly bag of rice and throw you over my shoulder

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cementcornfield · 11 months ago

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[Jerry Rice] said if he could have he would have dated you...

Joe will tell you, sometimes a receiver comes along that just... there's something easy about him...

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bailadeluna · 7 months ago

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louis being saved by armand shows how men will always choose men. claudia being just a symptom of the failing marriage between louis and lestat shows that men do not see women - she was only a piece in their toxic game. women are nothing but placeholders to men, things to be used to better further their motives and can be easily discarded when they have no more use for them. the men in her life will not chose her and never will but madeline did despite knowing it will result in her death displays the importance of female relationships

#screaming crying throwing up #she deserved so much better #claudia if there is an afterlife i will be fighting with you #interview with the vampire #iwtv #claudia #claudia iwtv #claudia interview with the vampire #shows #mine #feminism #anne rice #iwtv 2022 #iwtv spoilers #iwtv s2 #amc iwtv #isabel speaks

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if-only-angels-could-prevail · 1 year ago

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every time i read about those coffee shops where they do “pending” coffee,” or like “pass it along” payments so homeless people can get coffee, i’m like. that’s nice but. coffee shops could literally just give people free coffee. it costs basically nothing. like if you’re a barista and a poor person comes in asking for coffee, just give that person coffee. who cares.

#and if you work at a restaurant throw in a bunch of the pre-prepared side dishes. like a bowl of white rice and a side salad.#ask if they want soda. were all going to die anyway.

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fauvester · 1 year ago

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12 year old lim finds a half dozen crisped up baby regnars underneath the rice cooker basin and simply does not tell anyone until like a decade later when theyre all grown and he casually brings it up. baby lizard homicide for their tasty savory rice

#julian: did you change what you do with the rice? it's missing its usual... flavor :(#lim who has just expeditiously disposed of several small deep fried corpses in the trash pit: its probably the new water purifier.#thats the taste of No heavy metals in our food. i'm sorry #garashir adoption au #he tells the story at family dinner and everyone LOSES it #iskra: WE WERE EATING BABY CORPSE RICE??!? FOR YEARS!!??!? AND YOU NEVER TOLD US??#idan: corpse rice! corpse rice! corpse rice!#julian: huh. It really was a unique taste.... maybe...#lim: no. i am not doing it on purpose again. fatherless behavior to suggest it.#(i feel like Fatherless behavior is a common insult for the kids to throw around lol)#julian licks his fingers after eating gragh with his hands. regnar chitlins would not bother him in the least

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xxplastic-cubexx · 19 days ago

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speaking of the Maximoff twins... s4 e13 family ties. I just gotta say.... Pietro carrying Wanda while he runs is the cutest fucking thing in the world. I'm sure they've talked about how she's "almost always left behind" and then he's like "ok lemme carry you". And Wanda goes ABSOLUTELY NOT but here we are...

wanda will say something like 'do not baby me im not made of glass' etc etc and pietro will jsut decide he cant hear anything !!!!!

#snap chats #i think its very sweet pietro wants to show he loves his family as much as possible actually. //screams cries throws up//#i love it when they look after each other .... its very important to me ..#also this ask just reminded me of the goofy shit my bro and i were on yesterday #cause i was pacing cause i was trying to figure out what to eat and after like half an hour of just me pacing #my bro finally is like 'do you want me to make you something <:( or like. put out ingredients <:( i wanna make sure you eat <:('#and i was like nooOOO IM NOT A BABY I CAN DO IT. i then proceeded to pace another thirty minutes vjaeLVKEJAKAJ #I DID EVENTUALLY EAT I HAD EGGS AND RICE BUT STILL. siblings will in fact be siblings #i usually eat better than this i just ran out of my usual food lol .... anyway ..#speakin of bro he just got home and we're gonna head out in like thirty minutes so BYE

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canirove · 1 year ago

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Arsenal Vs. West Ham | 28.12.2023

#you guys seriously don't know the pain in the 🍑 that has been finding this part of the game #I had a video with amazing quality downloading for an hour for it to crash when it was at 98% completed 🙃#this one doesn't look that good but it was this or me throwing my laptop against a wall #also lately tumblr is making the gifs look shit when they aren't for some reason which doesn't help when you are a freaking perfectionist #but we move on #sometimes I feel like he should pay me or something 😂#declan rice #arsenal #arsenal fc

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akkivee · 10 months ago

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do we know what foods Jakurai likes other than natto and possibly pumpkin if we go off the hypcake..

i am certainly not the jakurai lore person i used to be so i’m sure there are plenty more i’m not thinking of??? but off the top of my head he likes

vanilla ice cream enough to put natto on top of it (a man truly built different)

he’s made french food in an arb event so he’s probably partial to french cuisine (he’s a francophile in arb tho hon hon hon oui oui baguette)

vegetable stew???? nikujaga??? idk there’s that time he made stew for everyone and was seen shopping for vegetables the chapter before lol but i’d have to listen to the track for the exact food

#vee got an ask #do you count coffee??? he likes coffee lol #his rice cooker broke in a drama track but i can’t remember if he mentioned what he was going to eat with his rice #on the tdd era hypster magazine cover there’s a foot long sub in his vicinity but there’s a chance it’s also for ramuda lol #(BAGUETTE)#the brain is also trying to throw situations around where he’s around food #but i don’t have the time to hunt them down gomen 🙇‍♀️

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look-at-the-stars-tonight · 5 months ago

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the amount of effort that goes into figuring out what to cook and eat every day is RIDICULOUS. i used to think people were so weird and boring for eating the same thing every single day but it truly does make life so much easier

#and also it's nice to know exactly what your food is going to taste like before you eat it #like when i get unfamiliar takeout. half the time i'm like. oh.#i'm going to have to eat all of this. or be judged.#so i just do my best to suppress my gag reflex and Get Through It and then it makes me sick so what was even the point #i think my parents spoiled me. and the most annoying thing is they're significantly better at cooking now than when i was a child #so when i go over i eat three delicious home cooked meals + snacks and they're all different and amazingggg #and then i come back to texas and i am like. googling 'how to feed myself healthy vegetarian'#because I do NOT have the time or money or energy to cook three beautiful delicious meals Just For Me #i think this would be easier with a partner #this whole week i bought a fuckton of mediterranean groceries and i have been making and eating food!!#mediterranean is close enough to indian that i like it well enough #unfortunately for me. i am def going to have to learn how to cook indian food to get through life. because i cannot fucking eat american #i don't know HOW you guys do it i'm so spoiled #i'm assuming meat is this really amazing wonderful thing that just adds flavor to everything #(it is physically repulsive to me and the couple times ive accidentally tasted it it's bleh so i refuse to partake)#i think it's an acquired taste but it magically makes ur food better. that is my understanding of how meat works #cause american vegetarian food is the saddest fucking thing i've ever tasted #i still think about my coworker i was talking to about my food issues and he was like. 'do u understand that you have been given a gift #by having constant access to tasty food your entire life. i ate unseasoned green beans every day of my childhood. learn how to fucking cook #indian food already.' truly a horrific thing to hear. but i'm calling my parents more and going HOW TO COOK VEGETABLE? BEAN? PLEASE HELP??#and by god i am not going to turn into my coworker.#anyways we start with baby steps. lentils and rice it is next week .-. going to the indian store to buy pickles to make it more tolerable #and i have my cabinet full of spices already at least #i wish i was less pickyyy #sometimes lalita cooks indian food for me and i'm like wow. i love and appreciate u for feeding me. but this sure is south indian food #i don't understand How they use spices. it feels like they toss as much of as many bottles as they can into every dish #and it's. the taste is just OW OW OW and nothing else. where's the nuance. the flavor.#and i like it when things are spicy!! i can even eat things where the flavor is just Hot. but not when she cooks it.#she will like watch my face when i take a bite and then go 'if you don't like it i'm throwing away all my pots and running away'#which. honestly a fair reaction. the problem is that i am incapable of lying

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noodlesnatcher · 6 months ago

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Rice + Broth, I think, is the best thing that man has ever conceived

#soup #broth #Rice #Food #Yes #Delicious #and throw in some vegetables #and a prawn or two #you got yourself a meal #if not prawns maybe some pork or beef #and if vegetarian or vegan go with some tofu #beans r good too but not for me personally cause i already got my rice #but i hear you cant go wrong with rice and beans either #add a bit of soup in there and you get something that transcends this existence inside our prison of flesh. something divine.#tldr i like soup and i like rice and they r both very yummers

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kyouka-supremacy · 7 months ago

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Failed a social interaction 0 injured 1 killed (me)

#Today has been so long 😭😭😭 I've been out the whole day studying and when I came back I spent more than one hour to cook my probably gone–#bad chicken (and rice and spinach) and then I couldn't even eat it because it was my turn to clean the kitchen at the dorm (which is the–#third following day I'm doing) (worth mentioning I'm running on 5 hours of sleep)#And I was goofing around with my friends but while doing so I. made fun of the landlord. And then one friend told me “hey girl he's right–#outside” and like 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I hope I die painfully. I need to be back next year and he already makes my life hard enough and hhhhhhhhhhh #I wasn't even like. Serious. It was just to joke around with my friends I don't have anything against him (except for the things I do)#hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #And now I feel so embarrassed I have no appetite at all + the chicken (which I had to bring home through one hour walk in summer which–#probably wasn't good for it. And then froze one day past the expiration day) (I really need to get better eating habits) I had been–#preparing despite taking one hour to cook it I got the firing wrong and now it's all hard and honestly not very good and like 😭😭😭#Look at what you did to the (frankly already diseased) chicken #I feel so betrayed by everything 😭😭😭 Can life get a little easier #I'm mostly kidding I'm doing okay. I just need to rant because I CAN'T GET OVER THE LANDLORD THING MAN HOW DO I FORGET ABOUT IT.#This kind of things always haunts me for at least three days so 😭😭😭#I'm dead tired but I really wanted to answer asks today so. Probably doing so between today and tomorrow #Rant over sending lots of l love 💞💞#random rambles #In my defense it's not my fault I'm too poor to throw the chicken away 😪😪 I haven't eaten since forever #It's also not my fault I can't afford a new non sticking pan so I have to stick (ah) to the probably toxic one #It is very much my fault for messing up the chicken cooking temperature tho lol

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goldkirk · 8 months ago

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#I didn’t throw up the egg beaters and toast but I did somehow #throw up the HALF CUP of Rice Krispies I ate a while ago and the water I’ve been drinking to try to catch up with where I’m usually at this #time of day POTS-management-wise #for heavens sake #BODY CAN YOU DO ONE EXPECTED THING FOR ONCE #however I am SO much less nauseous than I’ve been for the past couple hours so I’m overall just grateful #even though I have to break out the Pedialyte popsicles lmao #thank u unpredictable body

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