#*squee noises*

[bird-inacage]

Love Sea Episode 6 | (Docile Kitten) Tongrak

[kandidandi]

Do you think the daycare attendants do the little squee noise from mlp when they smile or grin

they sure do

[messinwitheddie]

Squee "I'm so sorry"

(Great; I brought up something upsetting.)

"When did your Johnny pass away?"

Mr. Casarez "He's still alive. At least I hope he is. I lost custody of him when was 3-- almost 4. It's been well over 20 years since I've seen him."

Squee "Oh...

"Have you tried to track him down or contact him?"

Mr. Casarez "A few times. So far, no luck. His trail goes cold after a while. It's like he just dropped off the earth in the early 90's. I hope to God he's living a good life somewhere, not dead in an alleyway or worse. I might never know."

[In the trailer]

Nny "Rrrr!! Stupid--! How could one hobbling old drunkard track this much mud? Rrrr!!"

Noise "Liszt, hu? I'm more into Chopin, personally, but there's no accounting for good taste."

Mr. Casarez "At this point, maybe I should just give up looking. He was probably better off never knowing me growing up. The best thing I could do for him now is stay out of his life."

Squee "I don't think that's true, Juan."

Mr. Casarez "Wouldn't you be disappointed if you wondered who your father was your whole life and one day you meet me?"

Squee "I-- I mean--"

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I haven't been able to draw in forever, so I knew it would come out badly, but I still want to eventually finish this, so I just pooped this out badly. Just don't look at the background too closely XD I'm irritated, Nny looked better when I sketched out that one panel, but I redrew it in the hopes of fixing some issues in the background and noe he looks meh.

Noise is a music snob :]

Mr. C's dialogue was supposed to parallel Nny's dialogue in this post

Starting a new job today. Hoping this one leaves me with more energy and free time. Probably not, but...

So much to draw and my brain wasn't having it.

I love sad aus...]

[rhythmicjester]

he is certified now

this was meant to be a 10 minute doodle tops after i finished the code for the wiki page but. um. autism took hold of me i guess. this took 2 n a half hours and listening to 3 full albums. alts under the cut if u so wish....

theyre transparent. click on them

[horuslupercal]

[starshapedspider]

local clones with eyepatches become friendsies

[formetoreblog]

Nny "I'm not helping that sad piece of shit clean up after his disgusting feathered beast."

Squee "Yes you are! Roll up your sleeves and be fucking cool."

Mr. Casarez "You can just leave me alone. That's an option."

Nny " Why should I?"

Squee "Because you owe him for all the crazy bullshit you put him through."

Nny "The second we proved he isn't my future self, I stopped giving a fuck if he lives or dies. In fact, the only reason I'm resisting the urge to slit his throat is because letting him live out the rest of his natural life seems crueler."

Squee "YOU were the one crying to me last night about how you want to change and be a better person! So maybe take this prime opportunity to prove to yourself you CAN be and--

-- help a senior citizen clean up after his disgusting pet bird!"

Mr. Casarez "I'm 42."

"Nny "I wasn't... "crying..."

Mr. Casarez "You two really think I'm a senior?"

Squee "Nny--"

Nny "Don't make me do this. That bird is demonic. I HATE HER."

Squee "You're really afraid of a goddamn parrot?"

Mr. Casarez "You should be afraid of My Wife. She can snap a broom handle with her beak."

Nny "BIRDS USED TO BE DINOSAURS, SQUEE!"

Mr. Casarez "That's true."

Nny "You weren't there when she dive-bombed me! You don't know!"

Squee "Come on, man. You're better than this. You might hate your life today, but you'll feel better about yourself tomorrow."

Nny "LIES! EMPTY PROMISES!"

Squee "Don't make me an idiot for believing in you."

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I accidentally saved this in the drafts of my reblogging tumblr instead of my main tumblr. Woops.

Squee dun had it lol. Couldn't finish the next few panels. Behind on other stuff.

Mr. C loves MW, but is fully aware of how scary she can be. Probably a good thing for exotic pet owners to acknowledge.

Noise is a brave little dough boy.]

[trickster-kat]

Sooo...

I bought things because I'm depressed and it's Dabi's birthday.

[panther-os]

lan jingyi happy flapping lives in my head rent free

[dirtyoldmanhole]

FINALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

:D :D :D :D :D

[lavalampstealer]

I found Sheen’s theme song

This either plays in their head on loop or it follows them around and no one can figure out where the sound is coming from

[regallibellbright]

Two October Daye books this fall.

TWO OCTOBER DAYE BOOKS THIS FALL.

One’s gonna be Tybalt’s perspective!

And I have no idea which one will hurt more because Toby under the Circumstances vs Tybalt KNOWING, DAMN.

So anyway. *Vibrates in dread and excitement*

[indricuddles]

So the first time I realized Game of Thrones was going to be very realistic wasn’t when Ned lost his head, but the first time Robert backhands Cersei on screen. I laughed, asked myself why I was laughing (possibly aloud), realized I was in actual f***ing shock, wrapped a comforter around my shoulders, heard something about “I’ll wear it with pride” and said “Well, this is not going to go the way they think” and therefore was barely shocked at Ned’s beheading at all. Very historic has HBO. Anyway I remembered this because I’m in the GoT/ASoIaF fandoms and I’m trying to figure out what House and/or body — and time period— to place my Obligatory Self-Insert (or rather OC Insert) and I noped right out of the Baratheons and anyone who might be Valyrian enough to be a Targ Bride. So far I’m thinking of Brandon the Burner Gets a New Mom. Also came up with a whole different fic about Aerys getting hypersexual and almost timid around women after Duskendale instead of furious at the gender and therefore abusive but Rhaella soothes it by being Mostly Doormat and now they have not just Rhaegar but a bunch of kids. Aerys is, of course, still a lunatic, and so punishes a young daughter for trying her hand at archery (and being better than one of her brothers) with an Out-Marriage and punishes his Hand at the same time (for marrying Joanna and getting ideas above his station) by giving him a be careful what you wish for betrothal between the wild daughter and Tyrion (Jaime is already Kingsguard). Meanwhile politics is happening. To be triple sure the Targs get this right the Gods make sure the girl is named Shiyona (Death to the Night) instead of Shiara (Death of Kings) and Aerys nearly f***s it up anyway lol. Rhaella Appeasement Targaryen is the real hero here.

If someone wants to write that as The Princess Who Was Promised (Quite Literally So), I can throw it at you to do your own take or we can collab here, ao3, or Google Docs.

[messinwitheddie]

Mr. Casarez "...And a fruit cup. Do you make dessert pizza this early...? Really? Great. Could you add a--"

Nny "He's STILL ordering... who does this guy think he's feeding?"

Mr. Casarez "Myself, My Wife and two boys who really need to eat."

Noise "And me, asshole!"

Mr. Casarez "Just take home whatever you can't finish. Or I'll eat it."

Squee "Sounds good. Thank you. Is it really killing you to be nice?"

Nny "To him? I think so?"

Squee "Well, die with grace, ok?"

MW "Ooel Oi!"

Nny "Did that goddamn bird just call me noodle boy?"

Squee "No-- I mean, I'm pretty sure this type of parot can't talk."

MY OOEL OI!!"

Nny "You--"

Mr. Casarez "The food should be here in 40 minutes."

Nny "Wonderful! I'll get started on the carpet while we wait so this day is over with as mercifully soon as possible! Kindly keep your aerial shit cannon away from me and my belongings. Thank you."

Nny "I will working with my headphones on, so don't bother me until the food is here. Appreciate it."

Mr. Casarez "Ok... I'll do my best, but I can't promise anything."

Squee "I'm sorry about Nny. He really is trying to make up for all the crap he's pulled on you. He just-"

Mr. Casarez "Don't be sorry. I'm grateful for the help around here. It takes 4 times as long to clean her enclosure myself. Do you want to give My Wife a shower out back? She would really appreciate it."

Squee. "Sure, no problem."

Mr. Casarez "Ok, I'll get the hose."

[Out back]

Squee "They just left her locked up in her enclosure when they moved out? That's horrible. "

Mr. Casarez "You don't know the half of it. When I moved in I found her covered in her own shit, her water bottle was dry for who knows how long, she was half starved and plucking out her own feathers from stress."

Squee "Awww..."

Mr. Casarez "Why do people take in pets just to mistreat them? I'll never understand."

Mr. Casarez "Whoever lived here before me must have decided it was too expensive to keep her or it was too much of a hassle to move her. I couldn't afford to take her to a vet so I had to check out a bunch of books at the library about exotic pet bird care. I only knew how to take care of chickens. It was hard. I'm a very slow reader, even in Spanish. It paid off; she's much healthier now and she trusts me."

Squee "That's impressive, Juan."

Mr. Casarez "I've always loved birds. I was afraid to handle her at first though. Loud noises scare me and she's very noisy... and bitey, but now we're inseparable. It breaks my heart I won't be able to keep her much longer."

Squee "Why not?"

Mr. Casarez "My health isn't good. I love My Wife, but she needs an owner with more energy, a longer life expectancy and a higher income to care for her how she needs to live a good life. My social worker's son put her up for adoption on the internet for me. So far one person has contacted me. If I get a good feeling when I speak to them in person, I'll give her away. If not, I don't know what I'm going to do. I don't want to pass away and leave her trapped in her enclosure."

Squee "That really sucks, but it's sweet you tried this hard for her."

Mr. Casarez "So, Um, just out of curiosity, why do you call him "Nny" and why does he keep calling you "Squee?" Is that some kind of new young person slang I'm unfamiliar with or--?"

Squee "Uh, no, um, not-- "Squee" is just his pet name for me. It's actually a crappy nickname the kids at school call me, but for some reason I introduced myself to him as "Squee" when my family first moved next door to him. I hate being called "Squee", but I don't have the heart to tell him. "Nny is a nickname... he gave himself, I guess? It's short for Johnny."

Mr. Casarez "I like the sound of "Johnny" a lot better than "Nny", but I'm biased. My son was named Johnny."

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Sorry for so much dialog. I'm trying to move this story along and get to an important plot point, but I only know how to write with loads of dialog so....

I think there were at least 3 dumb spelling mistakes and I was super pissed off while drawing a few panels hence the extra sloppy, heavy linework in some of it. Appreciate anyone still following this au. Struggling to figure out exactly how I want to end this. It's meant to be a rather sad story, but I keep throwing in gags.

[crave-mp3]

RE: CATASTROPHIC APOCALYPTIC NEWS:

CALLKIDSLIKEUSVICIOUS -> LITTLEDAGGERINTHEIRHAND

[rebecca-lotto]

BEHOLD , THE CUTEST TAKE ON THE BBY PROFS I'VE EVER SEEN