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Also I have managed to sunburn one arm and both knees 👍🏻
#i hope they peel at least. it won’t be worth it if they don’t peel#i didn’t do this on purpose i just couldn’t find my sunscreen and thought ‘well i won’t be out there that long and how strong can the sun#really be at 4pm’ (<- idiot)#i’m fine. it doesn’t hurt. it’s just REALLY red and looks stupid#and THEN i found my sunscreen way in the back of the shower shelf fuck my life#need to put a kit together for tomorrow so that i don’t get burnt again and also don’t have to keep running in and out the house for shit#sunscreen; sunglasses; kindle; correct attire (i got changed THREE times because i was overheating in my leggings and then my dungarees kept#giving me wedgies); water bottle w/ ice cubes (i’m not using my insulating bottle because it has a straw and i don’t trust any of these bugs#not to kamikaze down it just to die in my drink); breadsticks bc they don’t melt; camping chair; cushions; step stool (i am not dragging#an ottoman out there)#oh and tissues and nasal spray because we already know my allergies are going to go absolutely ballistic#and my earbuds because at the first sign of a nice day my neighbours immediately start acting like it’s the last days of rome#i woke up the other day to an absolute cacophony. tell me why one of my neighbours pulled up to his house with a tractor and THREE terriers#i live in the suburbs mind you. these dogs weren’t even barking in sync. i was so disorientated#this is without mentioning the guy earlier who seemingly was strimming for THREE HOURS#i don’t know what type of weeds you have but it’s never that serious#thank you to whoever posted the library ambiance playlist on spotify because i don’t know how i would ever read words otherwise#at least those shitty kids seem to have gone#they never seemed to go to school or anything they were just in the back garden from 8am to 6pm daily making ambulance noises#maybe the landlord evicted them for this. god knows#anyway if you need me i’m going to try to fix my sleeping pattern#personal
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handle you
syn -> eren proves that he can handle you.
warnings : smut, squirting, creampie, thick black reader, weed and alcohol usage, unprotected sex, spit, not proofread; just nasty
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you were laying in bed with your led lights on, tv playing music softly from its speakers.
frank ocean, flo mili, sza, steve lacy, kali uchis, and whoever fit their way into the mood.
it was definitely past twelve o clock now, but you didn't feel even a bit of tired.
you take a couple pictures and post it on instagram, labeling it as 'bored' before posting.
you see a lot of your homegirls like it immediately, but of course they all was doing something.
sasha had a class to go to in the morning, annie was exhausted from work, pieck was with her boyfriend.
the only person that didn't heart it was mikasa, and that was probably because she was with her boyfriend too.
you drop your phone down and roll your eyes, deciding to begin working on your assignment due next week.
but you don't have to mess with it for long.
your phone buzzes next to you, gaining your attention from the laptop. an instagram notification.
onyandrift replied to your story : smoke sesh? wtw
you roll your eyes, recognizing the username as your boy best friend.
the two of you use to kick it with each other all the time, and even spent a few nights at his house over the summer in high school.
but you fell off, cause eventually he got a girlfriend and started to stream games and a bunch of other nonsense.
around that same time, you started focusing more on yourself.
loveyn : lame booooo loveyn : ion got weed to share w u
onyandrift : girl you nvr do onyandrift : i'm providing onyandrift : come kick it w me n a few of my hbs
loveyn : uhm loveyn : you think i wanna be around bare niggas tn??
onyandrift : stop yappin and get dressed im omw
you roll your eyes at the text and sigh, checking the weather.
it wasn't gonna be too cold, so you settled for this and grabbed your phone charger and lip gloss.
onyankopon doesn't live far, so it doesn't surprise you when you hear his audi a6 make that annoying popping noise outside your house.
you groan in annoyance and grab a water bottle before stepping outside, immediately walking to the car.
"why the fuck you still got that shit bruh?" you complain, climbing into the front seat.
he had on his essentials hoodie and black sweatshorts, grey yeezy slides on and a velvet durag.
he shoots you a grin before he takes takes your things and puts it in the backseat like he always did.
during your senior year, he had you sit outside with him in the hot ass sun while he put something on his car to make it noisy as hell.
he did explain what it was, but it wasn't like you really cared so you ignored him.
you didn't expect him to still have it though.
"who all gon be up in there ony?" you ask once he makes it to the stop light.
onyankopon sits back in his seat and things, rubbing the stubble on his face in fake thought.
"don't know." he fakes, before driving off when the light turns green.
you groan in annoyance, fixing your hair and at least making sure you looked good.
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when you make it, he grabs your things and tells you to head to the backyard where everyone else is.
you follow his instructions, grumbling about how he had better sprayed all the mosquitos.
everyone was back there like he said they were.
it was armin, jean, mikasa, onyan's girlfriend zara, and some guy you don't recall ever seeing.
"hey girl! come sit!" mikasa grins, swinging her legs off jean and patting the seat beside her.
it happened to be between her and the random guy.
he didn't pick his head up to greet you or even look at you, tapping away at his phone.
'rude ass' you thought to yourself, sitting next to mikasa with a bit of a stank face.
she follows your view, and sighs, leaning back. "don't mind him. he just don't wanna be outside." mikasa reassures.
you roll your eyes and fix yourself, saying hi to everyone else.
onyankopon joins you all in the back with all the spliffs he had rolled after hitting everyone up.
sooner or later, lost by frank ocean was playing lowly on the speaker and you were all on your third spliff.
"this would be so much better if we had drinks." mikasa complained, leaning back onto jean.
he ignores her, because everyone knows how nasty she gets when she's drunk and high.
"fuck that. some fucking food would be amazing." armin huffed out smoke, handing the spliff over to zara.
everyone groaned in agreement, and you were the only one to get up with a hum.
you don't miss the way a pair of eyes trace your body as you stretch and fix your pants.
"finna go find sum in the kitchen for us to eat." you grumble, venturing into the house.
you close the screen door behind you and look through his cabinets with a frown, fixing your hair out of your face.
the sliding door to the backyard slides open and closed, making you turn to the sound.
it was the silent guy, eren, you learned his name was.
and now you could see him in proper light.
he wore a grey hoodie and a pair of baggy sweats, long hair pulled into a up and down.
you had to admit that he was fine, his wife beater seeming tight around his chest.
and green eyes staring you the fuck down.
"can i help you?" you question rudely, turning back to the fruit snacks in the pantry.
"maybe you can." he responds, and you hear him approach you.
now you know your position could be taken as anything but innocent, bent over inside a pantry.
you stand up straight and face him, looking him up and down. you weren't know easy bitch, and you won't be treated as such.
"you can't handle me." you complain, pulling your phone out and grab the whole box of fruit snacks.
he takes the box from you and puts it on the counter, smirking just a little bit at you.
"you don't think so?" eren questions, tilting his head teasingly.
you scoff, jabbing your nail into his chest harshly until he backed up.
"trust me, baby. i know." you grab the fruit snacks up and join everyone else.
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"nah don't run now. thought i couldn't handle you?" eren grinned down at you cockily.
you were bent over onyankopon's guest bed, back arched and face smushed into the sheets.
one thing is for certain, you shouldn't have picked up that fucking cup.
mikasa brought out the liquor and poured everyone a cup.
which led to everyone spending the night at ony's house and crashing in every room.
mikasa and jean took the game room in the basement, ony and zara obviously took his room, while armin crashed on the long L shaped couch with eren.
or well, he should've.
you couldn't stop teasing him in that stupid fucking graphic tee ony lent you for the night.
which led you here, under eren's strong hold and getting your pussy pounded something serious.
"ooouu why you fucking me like this?" you whine out a bit too loud, reaching back to press on his stomach.
but eren shut that down immediately, slapping your hand away and stuffing all eight inches in your gut.
"all fucking talk." eren grumbles to himself, angling his hips upwards and fucking you even harder.
at this angle, his fat tip was slamming right into your g-spot.
your jaw goes slack in a silent scream as you push your ass back onto him, holding onto the pillow.
eren grins over you, slapping the flesh connecting your waist to your thighs.
"good girl.. take this fucking dick." eren grunts out, obsessed with the way your ass ricocheted off his abs.
"wait wait wait! m'gonna make a mess!" you pleaded with him, grabbing his strong arms.
hearing that only made him speed up, staring directly at your pussy as it clenched around him.
you screamed into the pillow, squirting harshly onto the sheets beneath you.
eren pulls out to watch, catching his breath and clapping your ass cheeks together.
when you catch your breath, you turn your head to figure out why he was so quiet behind you.
he stared back at you, before chuckling lightly. "onyankopon is gonna fuck us up." he joked, flipping you onto your back.
you rolled your eyes and get comfortable, staring at him from behind your lashes.
"not us. you. i told you i'd make a mess." you shoot back, letting him lift your legs up.
"uh huh. sure." eren says, not even listening to you as he pushes right back inside of you.
in this position, he reaches deeper inside of you and it makes you whine again.
you can't even think of a remark to say back, because his pace picks up once more.
eren wraps his hand around your throat and leans in, spitting in your mouth.
you accept it gratefully, swallowing and pulling him down to kiss him.
eren groans into the kiss, rutting into harder and rubbing your clit in rough circles.
you moan out, arching your back and grabbing his hand.
"fuck.. gonna make me nut in this pussy." eren groans out, moving his hand off your throat and kissing just below your ear.
you squeeze your eyes shut at the pleasure, bucking your hips weakly into him.
what he says doesn't register in your brain, your head going foggy as all you could focus on was how good he was fucking you.
eren starts to mumble something you don't hear clearly, bucking into you wildly.
you cum around him again, locking your knees behind him and digging your nails into his back.
eren groans in your ear, hips stuttering as he shoots thick, hot ropes into your sensitive pussy.
you flinch and whine lightly at the feeling, playing with his hair.
the two of you lay in your combined juices, still coming down from your highs.
eventually, eren turns his head to face you and grins.
"i gotta buy you a plan b?" he questions, rubbing your thigh in slow circles to get your full attention.
you shake your head and close your eyes. "i'm on birth control." you inform, taking a look at your nails.
"you gotta pay for my lashes and nails tho. got me fucked up." you grumble, looking at your broken index nail and missing pinky.
eren laughs at that, pulling out and climbing off the bed to pull his boxers back on.
"can't handle you my ass. don't ever let me hear you say that shit again girl." eren teases, helping you off the bed.
loud knocks make the two of you freeze, grabbing the sheets to cover your still naked.
a loud voice rings out from behind, making you remember exactly where you two were.
"aye make sure yall niggas clean up and take that fucking sheet home! got me fucked up, fucking in my house like that!" onyankopon complains, before walking off.
eren looks back at you with a grin, before slapping the fat of your thigh playfully.
he's never letting you stay over again.
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Homecoming tings, more of them in public! Do they hide it? Do they not give a shit? Alternatively, how did the Miller bros find out. I kinda feel like the trio didn't want to like. Draw attention to it, but they weren't gonna police their behavior either. I feel like Will was content to just stay silent and accept the new dynamic but Benny is an idiot and said a quiet thing out loud 😂
Girl and boy Interrupted
Pairing: Santiago Garcia x female reader
Summary: This is the story of how one half of the Miller brothers finds out about you and Santiago and Frankie.
Content: Explicit shenanigans. Semi public? Getting caught in the act with your pants pulled down.
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You're sitting on a chair on Molly's porch, trying not to stare. But Santiago isn't making it easy for you today.
He'd been bitching and moaning (as he so often does) about the heat all morning and on the way over. Complaining that he felt like he'd stepped inside a pizza oven, while tugging at his t-shirt, grumbling about how it was sticking to his skin everywhere.
At the time, when you had walked across Molly's law and spotted the water hose, spraying him had seemed like a hilarious idea.
At the time, when Santiago yelped and jumped away, with an indignant scowl on his face, it had been oh-so-satisfying.
At the time, seeing him soaked from head to toe had felt like victory.
Now though, as you spy him across the lawn, golden skin damp and slick with a wet sheen, those ridiculous curls of his glistening against the bright sun like a beacon to guide in lost sailors from the sea, it feels like torture.
He's doing it on purpose isn't he? He must be.
As you think the thought, it's as if Santiago (in tune with you as he always is) is capable of reading your mind. His head turns back to you, meeting your gaze, mouth pulling into an amused smile as he sees you watch him. Then he winks.
It's all it takes. That simple gesture sends an electric jolt through your spine that has you bolt up in your seat and clamp your thighs together to stem the sensation.
Yeah, definitely on purpose.
Asshole.
What exactly is he expecting you to do about the situation?
You're at Molly's, surrounded by friends. Frankie's still not here (running an hour late from work). Tom is tending to the barbecue like it's one of his military operations and Will is standing next to him stoic and disinterested as always, not intervening even though you and him both know that Tom is putting in way too much charcoal.
Shaking your head, you try to focus on the conversation at hand, but it's hopeless. Benjamin is standing next to you and Molly telling you an animated story about... something.
You're not really paying attention in all honesty. But judging from the way the younger Miller is swinging his arms around, he's either talking about wrestling down an alligator or how his newest hobby of crocheting is going.
There's no way you can haul the smirking asshole in your peripheral vision off somewhere to rub that self-satisfied expression of his face the only way you know how.
Not unless you two want to invite a lot of uncomfortable questions about yours and Frankie's relationship with Santiago.
Benny would never let it go, not with his curiosity. Molly is already suspicious. Tom... god you don't even want to imagine having that conversation with that man. As for Will... well actually Will would would probably mind his own business.
He's never been the type to pry. He doesn't get involved unless he absolutely has to and even then, he'll take the path of least resistance, and say as little about it (if anything at all).
Your eyes trail off, and you find yourself watching Santiago from the distance as he takes a sip from the cold bottle of beer. Watching as his Adam's apple in that long gracious throat of his bob with a mesmerizing movement. Watching his still wet t-shirt stick to his chest.
Did you say beacon earlier? Scratch that, the man is a fucking siren, trying to lure you in to your inevitable death and doom with his shameless seduction.
God, he's doing that stupid thing with his lips again. Raising the palm of his hand to his mouth to wipe away the remnants of the sticky beer, then his tongue darts out to lick at his luscious bottom lip. Glimpses of that very same habit of his whenever he's tucked between your thighs invades your vision.
Oh fuck it!
"Santiago!" you announce, and Santiago's head perks up. "Can you help me get another crate of beer from the garage?"
His eyes practically glitters at that. Smile pulling wider and you can almost hear the way he wants to cackle with laughter.
He doesn't of course. Instead all he says is, "of course, cariño," and puts down his beer on the nearest surface and starts making his way to the garage.
If Molly gives you a strange look as you start running towards Santiago, you wouldn't know, because you are too focused on the man in front of you to pay attention to your surroundings.
"That wasn't very subtle was it?" Santiago grins, as he steps into the garage.
The door barely has time to shut behind you before your arms flings around his shoulders and you haul him down to meet your lips.
Whatever the smartass has to say next is lost in a low rumbling moan as you lick into his mouth. He tastes slightly sweet of malty hoppy that sticks to your tongue and goes straight to your head as you drag your teeth against his bottom lip and nip down.
A bit too hard it seems, because Santiago groans into you, shuddering, as his lashes flutter and he looks down on you with half-lidded eyes.
"Fuck, sweetheart, what's gotten into you?"
That's such a ridiculous question. Santiago knows exactly what's gotten into you. Knows exactly what he did to get you as riled up as you are. You don't dignify it with an answer, instead you reach up, fingers tangling into his wet curls as you pull him down against you as you walk him backwards. Not stopping until his chest is pressed up against you. Not until your back hits the edge of some surface that you're not really paying attention to (a workbench? a disused dining table? who the fuck cares). You don't stop until you feel his arms wrap around you and hoist you up on that very same mysterious surface. And then Santiago's caging you in between his thick thighs, that slick mouth on yours as he grinds against you.
The denim of his jeans drags against your groin, the hard bulge of his cock trapped underneath, pressing against the inside of your thigh. Electricity surges through every one of your nerve endings at the contact.
Those clever fingers of his trails the side of your hips, down along the inside of your thighs and then they hook against the lining of your panties as he traces the seam of your cunt.
Fuck! fuck.
"So fucking wet already," he murmurs, fingertip flicking over your clit, "and you weren't even the one who got hosed down like an animal."
Then he pulls his fingers away.
You want to scream. Because that would've been too easy wouldn't it? Of course the bastard was still carrying a grudge about that.
"Santiago," you start, glaring at him even as he smiles back at you. Thumb dragging against the corner of his mouth as his tongue flicks out and he licks both his lip and then the taste of you from his fingers. Doing that stupid thing with his lips that got you here in the first place.
God you could kill him.
"Santiago, we don't have time."
"Don't worry cariño, I'll make the time"
The man has no fucking common sense. Did he forget that you're at a barbecue with your friends? Friends who are waiting for the two of you to come back with beer supplies. Friends who don't know that Santiago is fucking his best friend and his best friend's husband? Friends who will be asking a lot of questions and probably have suspicions if you don't come back with said beers in the next few seconds????!
"I'm not playing this game with you today, Santiago."
Reaching up, you're growling as you grab him by the back of his neck and pull him back down to you.
"I need you to just fuck me," you order as your free hand is already fumbling at the front button of his jeans, wrenching down the zipper.
The asshole chuckles in reply. A breathless boyish laugh, as he finally decides to help you instead of being obstructive and reaches down to pull down his jeans the rest of the way down his hips.
"Fuck you huh?" He grabs himself in one hand, spreading your legs wider with his other, as he positions himself at your entrance and for a moment you forget what it is like to breathe.
"Think I need that too," he says, mouth still pulled into that arrogant angle. But you can hear from the shakiness of his words, the way his breath stutters in your ear that he needs this just as bad as you do.
Then he slides into you, inch by sweet addictive inch, arms bracketing your side as his hips cant up and into you. The relief you feel as he fills you up can't be described with words.
Pleasure swims through your veins, fast and overwhelming until your vision goes white and fuzzy with it.
"God Boa, you feel so--" you don't hear the rest.
Your hearing must've gone along with your vision, because you can't even hear your own moans anymore. Even though you know from the way your throat scratches with a raw burn that you must be making noises loud enough to wake the dead. And in some distant remote location where your sole remaining brain cell resides, it is telling you that you need to be quiet. Need to be careful so that you don't get caught.
But you can't. Can't stop and can't care. Not when it feels this good. Not when Santiago is thrusting into you deep and reckless, both of you chasing the pleasure of it as that familiar heat buzzes pleasantly in your veins.
And if it wasn't for the fact that you're both so gone, maybe you would've noticed. Would've noticed as the garage door to the side opens. Would've noticed the way sunlight floods the space. But you don't.
You don't notice anything at all until Santiago stills and refuses to move even as you wrap your legs around him and try to pull him closer.
Don't even notice that Santiago is looking away from you, eyes burst wide with horror.
You don't notice until it's entirely too late that in front of the open garage door, Captain William Miller is standing with wide eyes and frozen stiff shoulders.
Your stomach drops to the concrete floor and tries to scuba dive into the soil beneath and reach its way to Australia.
Shit. oh shit. oh shit! SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!
"It's not what it looks like," Santiago says.
And oh god. That's the most cliched and stupidest thing to say. It's not what it looks like? What exactly does it not look like?
Does it not look like Santiago is balls deep inside you with his jeans pooled around his ankles?
Thankfully, before Santiago gets a chance to dig himself even deeper, Will interrupts him with a curt, "don't."
He averts his gaze, turning on his feet as if to leave, but then he stops mid-rotation. "Does Frankie know?"
You look to Santiago, the man of many words in every situation. His mouth parts, but no words seem to come out. The man who always knows what to say has finally run out of words.
"Ye-yes," you manage to stutter out.
"And he's okay with it yeah?"
What's the answer to that? Do you say more? Do you explain? Do you tell Will that Frankie is part of this-- well whatever this is??
Jesus, fuck, how do you even begin to explain this?
You look at Santiago again, and he looks back at you, and without a word you know the same line of questions is racing through his mind. There's no adequate explanation that would begun to unravel what this is. Instead the only thing both of you do is nod dumbly in coordination.
There is a minute change in his facial expression and if William Miller hadn't been a peripheral part of your life for as many years as it's been, it would've been far too easy to miss. The straight grim line of his mouth relaxing ever so slightly, the line of his brow smoothing out, as he tilts his head by a fraction of an inch to give you an imperceptible nod.
"Alright," he says.
Then he just... leaves, gently closing the door behind himself with a soft click of the hinge, leaving you and Santiago, still inside you, still with his pants pulled to his ankles, in shock and confusion.
And that's the story of how Will finds out about Santiago and you, but decides to mind his own business.
A/N: Nonny I can't tell you enough how much I LOVED this ask because before you sent it in it just so happened that @thirstworldproblemss and I had been discussing and cackling at this very scenario of how Will and the others find out. So thank you so so much for sending this in so that I had an excuse to write this silly thing out and share it with you all. This one is dedicated to you nonny!
#triple frontier#triple frontier fanfic#triple frontier fics#oscar isaac#santiago garcia#santiago garcia x reader#frankie morales#frankie morales x reader#💌 asks
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Depression Master Post
I AM NOT A DOCTOR OR THERAPIST, JUST SAYING WHAT WORKS FOR ME
Tips that work for me:
♡Utilize your audio notes apps on your phone as an 'audio diary', talk to yourself like it's a podcast, interview, imaginary bestie etc
♡warm wet rag, toner (I use a bottle type and a spray type), moisturizer, Vaseline for a 'lazy' skincare routine. You can also use rose water to cleanse your face. This takes literally five minutes
♡modified stretches/workouts are your best friend, it's actually very easy to do stretches without getting outta bed or even moving your blanket!!
♡open up your blinds!!!!!
♡ensures and similar brands w/ extra protein for days you absolutely can't get out of bed
♡can't shower? No problem. You can get bathing cloths at any pharmacy otc (you can purchase with an HSA card as well!) Just add water to the pack no soap or rinsing needed
♡any food is better than no food!!!
♡90 minute rice + tuna packs are good 5 minute meals w/ some substance. You can add any add ins you want(I add fried egg and avocado)
♡download the finch app!! It's super cute and like a self care tamagotchi
♡allow yourself the time to rest
♡have a self love/feel good Playlist ready
♡rewatch your fave childhood show/movie. Anything that's been longer than 5 years since you've seen it works best imo
♡pedialyte AND water to keep hydrated, add a pinch of pink salt to the water
♡mix water, rubbing alcohol and essential oils to make an air freshner spray for bedding and clothing
♡if you're not on any medications, combine l-theanine and st John's wort supplements for mood health (can also add St John's wort, damiana, lavender and mint/catnip to a tea or smoke blend)
♡pure tart cherry juice before bed to help you sleep
♡download the I Am app and repeat the affirmations you see out loud thrice
♡can't brush your teeth? Get a water flosser and add a bit of mouthwash & peroxide to the reservoir to kill bacteria and remove stuck food
♡use pink or brown noise as your background for sleeping, you can find these on youtube
♡download MindDoc & Gratitude if you have the spoons to have prompts and questions to answer about your mood
♡digital coloring books!!! I use infinite painer and sketchbook on my Samsung tablet
♡if you scroll any app, pick the one you see the most positive or nontoxic feed (lemon8 and tumblr for me), this way your consumption is potentially bettering your life
♡charge your phone and other devices in a separate room/a few feet away from your bed to reduce scrolling and help promote getting out of bed to turn off alarms etc
♡daily shower spray cleaner, helps keep your tub clean. I spray after I get out
♡use Groupon to schedule yourself a moodboosting self care activity for the month (massage, tanning, filler, facial)
♡eat with a tray in bed
♡spray your fave body spray before bed
Hope these tips help someone!!! Add your own in the tags or reblog ♡
Happy House Spousing ♡♡♡♡
#black housewife#black women in femininity#homemaker#bunni boo babblz#cooking#high maintenance#skincare#mental health#good advice#self isolation#keyewed
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bf!dazai headcannons
a/n: this is my first hc post and it's all over the place L O L
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- he's definitely like an idiot yk
- he knows nothing on relationships
- like sure
- he was in like three in the past
- but he was an asshole
- obviously he is still learning!!
- so pls don't get mad at him for these things
- he teases you for simple things
- you said a word wrong?
- tease.
- you answered a question wrong?
- tease.
- you bully eachother. 100%
- he has a dark sense of humour, that can occasionally leave yoh worrying
- he'll apologize after though
- teaches you self defence!! he wants you to b safe at all times
- dazai LOVES listening to you talk about your day
- like will literally sit and listen to you for hours
- he loves the way your voice sounds, what can i say?
- also loves when you read your books out loud to him as his head rests in your lap
- watches tons of movies with you
- mainly romcoms
- and 2005 movies. they're fucking awesome.
- the two of you prank call chuuya often
- would buy you a pony (???)
- he would often join you on walks at night to help you feel safe
- would probably hide behind you if someone taller than him tried to fight him /hj??
- and then tell his friends how he took down some 7'1 man (he was like 6'1)
- and you took him down tbf
- 🤷♀️
- romantic dates!! or suicide ones!! no inbetween 🙄
- one day you could be having a picnic in the park
- the next you could be cliff jumping
- who knows
- late night convos!!
- especially b4 he asked you out
- listening to each others music in the car
- midnight drives through yokohama!!
- but you're driving
- bro can't drive for shit
- gets high w you
- and then asks "are you my s/o?? ur so hot"
- will give you little nicknames
- "my little corn muffin"
- cute tote bin
- he researches deeply into your interests
- learns new languages just to compliment you in them
- learned like 7 words of 30 different languages
- italian was his favourite, or french
- goes shopping with you !!
- if he ever annoys you, just spray him with a spray bottle filled with water
- skips work to hang out with you
- hangs out with his friends with you
- constantly brags about how "awesome" you are
- his friends love you
- they make friendship bracelets with you
- pda is sometimes there
-simple gestures of affection >>> big gestures
- he doesn't like you doing anything extreme for him, he thinks he's not important
-he has a weak immune system so he gets sick often
- you constantly take care of him
- NAPS ON HIS COUCH.
- dazai sleeps a lot or a little due to his depression
- makes sure you take any meds you need to take and you do the same thing
TW
- he relapses every so often, resulting in you not leaving his side
- you take care of his bandages since he hates looking at his body
- he also needs constant reassurance that he's doing his best and that he's doing a good job
- when he goes through an episode, he doesn't communicate well
- but he wants you right there by his side at any given moment
- he has panic attack during the night when he doesn't sleep well
- when the two of you started dating, he stopped trying to commit suicide
- but if he has an episode or relapses, he obviously tries again
- regrets hurting you and thinks you deserve someone better than him
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#bungou stray dogs dazai#bsd dazai#dazai fluff#dazai hcs#dazai imagines#dazai x reader#bsd anime#bsd#bungo stray dogs headcanons#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#headcanon
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Most beautiful woman ♡
ushijima fic
a/n: this is a ver self indulging fic. I normally try and characteristics of y/n out, but like i said this is very self indulging. It's just a little drabble i came up with while tryna stop be so insecure abt my hair. Also this was supposed to be posted yesterday but i forgot :)
background info:
you and 'toshi met while he was playing volleyball in poland and recently you guys just moved back to Japan (you are not from japan). Also, Kiyoomi is a single dad.
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Since moving to Japan life has been full of seeing new places and meeting 'Toshi's friends and family. It was a fresh start for you considering you have never been to such a foreign place, but you always felt comfortable when you were with Wakatoshi.
It was his idea to move back and you could see how his eyes lit up at the thought. Since coming back 'Toshi has tried to regularly keep in contact with his friends and plan hangouts. Today was one of those days. 'Toshi was going to be going out with his friend, Kiyoomi, for the night and you would stay in and watch his beautiful baby girl. She had the biggest dark brown doe eyes and perfect curls surrounding her face. While the two men were out. Your night was filled with cartoon toys and a very energetic five year old.
You always heard how smart the little girl was through texts and pictures shared between Wakatoshi and Kiyoomi, but you didn't realize it went pass just academics. While pausing the movie to use the restroom Keiko, kiyoomi's daughter, decided to share something.
"y/n chan... do you like my hair?" The little girl asked. Her eyes got bigger beginning to fill with tears. Getting down on your knees you immediately hugged the small child to comfort her.
"ofc i do. Why wouldn't i," you responed. You couldn't believe these thoughts were coming up, and were worried what they would lead too.
"w-well people at my school have been commenting on it. Saying that it's much different then their hair, a-and my papa has hair like me so he wouldn't get it," You hugged the sniffling girl tighter in your arms as she explained. Your heart felt a little tighter hearing her explanation. "i wish i could just have straight hair like you and everyone else,"
Her final sentence is what hurt you the most. For years you have been straighting and doing everything in your power to keep your hair straight. Even keeping it pulled back and braided when you and 'toshi went to the beach. It hurt to hear the little girl having the same thoughts as a grown women like you. Tears started to pool at your eyes but you wanted to appear strong for the little girl in you arms. Leading down to kiss the top of her head you whispered to her, "oh baby... can i tell you a secret," at that her red eyes peered up at you like whatever you said could make of break her whole night. "my hair is actually a lot like yours. more curly then wavy. i'll show you. Come with me."
The little one trailed behind you to the bathroom. Wiping her eyes every once in a while on the way there. You could tell she was skeptical on you, but she would stay silent because she trusted you. She trusted you. The guilt was already beginning to settle in. "do you have a spray bottle," you asked and you placed her on the white counter.
"yeah, papa keeps one in there when he does my hair," she says as she points to the cabinet below the sink. Low and behold there are plenty of hair products made specifically for those with curly hair. You picked up the pink bottle filled with water and began misting your hair. Make sure to get all of it.
"i have very thick hair so you have to be patient okay," Keiko nodded at that and patiently watched you wet your hair as she kicked her feet gently off the counter. "now im gonna separate, brush, and start putting in the curl cream," Taking the brush you began section your hair, putting the cream in, and begin making small tight curls with the brushes handle. In the corner of you eye you could see the little girl watching in awe. It took much longer then you expected after not doing you hair in such a long time. Finally you finished it off with the curling moose, and showed her the final product.
To say Keiko was happy would be an understatement. Her smile was huge and you could see her missing front tooth as she looked at you like you put all the stars in the sky. "you have to pinky promise me that you will never hide your beautiful curls from the world, okay." she nods st your words and begins to hold out her pinky for you to link with. Both of you kiss your thumbs to seal the deal. You spent the rest of the night playing with Keiko and making sure she didn't have any bad thoughts. You on the other hand made sure Keiko couldn't see that you were just as insecure - maybe even more- then Keiko was about your curls.
You felt like a hypocrite. You spent so much of your time straighting and making sure your hair was dried a certain way so that no one could tell your hair was any different from theirs. You hoped that Keiko would never have to experience the things that were said to you. And a little part of you wished you had someone like yourself when you were younger to tell you how pretty your curls were. Sadly, you couldn't bring yourself to accept your curls and planned to wash and redo your hair before the guys came back. You just weren't ready for such a big jump. 'toshi probably wouldn't think you were as beautiful if you showed him your natural hair. He probably would break up with you because they made you ugly, and find another girl with better hair. After moving to Japan your insecurities skyrocked seeing that the standard was to have straight hair. Very rarely did you see a girl with curly hair.
Lost in your thoughts you hadn't heard the front door begin to open untill it was to late. Two six foot tall men came walking into the small home. It was dark and you were frozen in your spot. Keiko immediately ran to her father happy to see him home early. You on the other hand glued to your seat on the floor and kept your back turned from your boyfriend. "y/n...hey" 'Toshi deep voice traveled through the home to were you were seated on the living room floor.
Slowly turning round you saw your boyfriend with his standard expressionless face, but you knew this wasn't his ordinary deadpan look. He was thinking.
a lot.
Beginning to get worried you stood up and began walking over to him. Ready to explain that you did your hair with a curling iron (toshi knew that those curls could not be made easily with an iron). His mouth opened and closed and then open and closed again like he was trying to say wow. "'toshi it's-"
"you are the most beautiful women i've ever seen, and somehow you just became more beautifuler"
smiling at his response you couldn't help but tell him, "toshi i dont think beaurifuler is a word" giggling a bit at your boyfriend's vocabulary.
"well idk how else to describe you," he responded still with a shocked look on his face but his eyes told you that he was in awe of what he was looking at. "i-is this your natural hair. It's so pretty." You slowly nodded at that pulling in you lips in as you could feel your body heating up. 'toshi made you shy a lot but never this much. looking down you slowly wrapped your self around his waist and pressed your head into his chest. He was your safe place. He always knew the perfect words to say to you, and he definitely had the key to your heart.
Later Kiyoomi came back downstairs after putting Keiko to sleep. "thank you so much. She said you made her really love her curls. Idk what exactly happened, but im glad she's happy with you." Your happy to be with Keiko too. You may have taught her a valuable lesson but she in turn taught you one. You would never hide you curls again, and especially not from your wakatoshi.
#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu#haikyuu!!#haikyuu fluff#ushijima imagine#ushijima headcanons#ushijima fluff#ushijima x reader#ushijima fic#ushijima wakatoshi
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I hope this isn't prying too much. I also have a march in my city for tomorrow (the 2nd) and I'm considering going, but I've literally never gone to a march before. Do you have resources on how to potentially prep for one like this? Is this one I should keep my phone off and my face covered? Being just a march instead of a protest, I don't think I have to worry about anonymity as much, but I have no idea what to expect.
you're good dude but honestly I also don't know what I'm doing, and I unfortunately don't have any easily available resources on hand about how to prep
but I remember this short comic by Dan Schade I came across that gives tips on what you can do to prepare in case you might you're worried about your safety, considering these sorts of things can be targets for police violence. I really recommend checking it out
here's a summary of it:
obscure your face, ie w a covid mask or bandana (for anonymity reasons but also covid reasons, still in a pandemic)
plain anonymous clothing, nothing identifiable
multiple water bottles, ear plugs
safety gear: safety goggles, spray bottle with milk in case of tear gas, neosporin
pepper spray if you got any
leave your phone at home; if you must bring it disable location services, put it on airplane mode, and keep it off until you need it
stay with the group, don't stray off, stay aware of your surroundings
don't take any pictures/don't post any pictures
don't talk to the police if you encounter any
to be completely honest it's possible you might not even need to do everything the comic suggests, but if you ask me it could be better to do some of the precautions in case anything happens
going to the march can really help boost the numbers and add your voice to the people there calling for a ceasefire in palestine, but I totally get that it's super nerve wracking as a first time thing (also my first time going to a march, I feel like I'm going to shit my pants). if you choose to go it doesn't hurt to do some of the small stuff like obscuring your face and turning your phone off if you're worried about anonymity or cops
wishing you absolutely all the luck anon, I hope you'll be safe over on your end
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Sorry Sangyeop is a what?! What on earth did he do ahaha? I'm glad you had a great time! It seemed so fun from the videos you posted! One thing that has struck from seeing videos of their concerts is, Sangyeop really has developed a technique for spraying water bottles lol. It amazes me how he is able to crush a bottle like that when I can't even open a bottle :( . I hope you aren't suffering from pcd! I've never actually been to a concert, so never experienced it myself, but I think I'd definitely be suffering after seeing Lucy ahaha
I find it so cool how people get into the same bands but for such different reasons and at different places and times in their life. It's so cool to be able to talk and connect with different people because of the same band.
Ah thankyou so much!! I am so excited to watch it! It may leave me feeling depressed about my lack of talent, but worth it ahaha.
On a different note, Wonsang just needs to stop. Like how dare he be so cute?? I keep seeing videos of him being cute and it really brings out the cuteness aggression in me sometimes. Also Yechan. And Gwangil. And Sangyeop. They all just need to stop. I can't fall in love with them anymore. My heart will not be able to take it. Lol
U heard me right I do declare sangyeop the slut in lucy SKDJKS I SWEAR AT THE CONCERT HE WAS WAY TOO CHARISMATIC AND FINE AND ???? NOT TO MENTION THE TIMES HES HAD OUTFITS W OPENED BUTTONS OR SEE-THROUGH BACK/CHEST HES JUST INSANE 🧍♀️🧍♀️ and he rly rly hypes up the crowd like damn 😭😭 I only got noticed by him once maybe twice but when he smirked at me I felt like I was gonna die LIKE I CANT SKDJSKDJKS 😭😭😭 and the water bottle technique YEAH HES DEF PERFECTED THAT OVER THE TOUR. I’m so glad I chose to go over to wonsang’s section because for soundcheck I was in the centre in front of sangyeop and if I had stayed there I would’ve gotten utterly soaked. I definitely am already suffering from pcd 😍😍😍😍 but the thing is I haven’t even recovered from my onf pcd from the concert I went to at the end of february so… lucy pcd better not last that long 😭😭
exactly especially with a band like lucy I feel like most kpop stans haven’t heard of them or know them so when you find someone who does you can bond really really well!!
keep an eye out for my man ha hyunsang while watching just cause he is so talented. and some of my other favourite contestants other than lucy iirc were mellow kitchen (he always added smth special to the performance w his saxophone) and kim youngso (i really loved him in adventure of a lifetime performance he’s super cute like wonsang)
WONSANG IS SO FREAKING ADORABLE ☹️☹️☹️ the way he talks and holds himself the little dance he does on stage and poses after the performance is done his laugh and his smile and ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ IM SO EMO OVER HIM HES MY BABY💔💔💔💔 like the way he talks is so cute FOR WHAT I was so endeared during this moment ☹️☹️☹️
#﹒inbox 𓈃 ⵌ#﹒moots 𓈃 ⵌ#I realized I never asked what ur name was skjdks#and idk if you want more concert clips but I filmed almost everything I just didn’t post it all obv#I can post it here or if u have discord I can send it to u there#and omg keep me updated abt ur thoughts on superband!!#it’s been 2 yrs since I watched it so I don’t remember a lot of the details#but I love the performances so much#it was so criminal that sangyeop got eliminated at auditions :(#I swear the other vocalist that lucy had on the show was so BLAND compared to sangyeop 😭😭#he was alright but sangyeop is irreplaceable
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im so one day late but can you tell me what the taylor fan was saying under that post? the one under the anon who claimed to have spoken to wade? pleasee mona for the holy spirit😔
she was just like telling me to stop talking about her ? anyways NO MORE OF THIS SPRAYS U W A WATER BOTTLE
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ten people i want to get to know better:
tagged by @grntaire thanks man <333
LAST SONG: broken machine by nothing but thieves (someone made a p cool viktor animatic to this song so that’s why lol, it’s really good)(<- the animatic and the song)
FAV COLOR: red, the blood- you know. and yes that is why that’s my favorite color.
LAST BOOK: brahms his life and work by karl geiringer!!! i love reading about his life bc you can turn him into a person in a weird way, instead of just a name followed by music. now he’s a guy! he was a middle child, his mom told him to go to sleep early, he pissed off some of the biggest composers of the time, one of his friends (a famous violinist) had to write his parents a letter to say “hey your son is wonderful and i love him and he’s so talented please let me keep him.” he also once said in a letter to clara schumann “it always saddens me that i am still not a proper musician…” and i’m like no way me too brahms…anyways i’m having fun w it!!!
LAST MOVIE: i think it was m. night shyalaman’s trap. don’t watch it. it’s not interesting. i did not even finish watching it precisely for that reason 👍🏼
LAST TV SHOW: i was about to say psych cuz i watched some this morning but somehow i completely fucking forgot that i’ve been binge watching arcane unhealthily quickly so yeah that’s my last show. i’ve got opinions but overall: neat, could’ve been better, i am embarrassed by how much i like viktor, pre-glorious evolution stuff. post glorious evolution stuff i am projecting into the astral plane to spray him with water from a spray bottle like a misbehaving cat. stop that.
SPICY/SWEET/SAVORY: savory i think. at least at this current moment.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: well in a moment of YOLO-type bravery i asked a girl on a date the other day and she ghosted me. i genuinely do not feel a single positive or negative emotion about it. so that’s a thing i guess.
LAST THING I GOOGLED: youtube broken machine viktor arcane animatic…
CURRENT OBSESSION: brahms i guess? like kind of not really he’s just someone i’m researching and listening to a lot of at the moment. i don’t think i’m in full obsessed mode about anything now really. we’ll see if this arcane thing pans out or not i guess. i’m in obsession limbo (which is good for finals LOL).
LOOKING FORWARD TO: going northernly (not that far north) with my family for thanksgiving :) and THE END OF THE SEMESTER JESÚS THIS HAS BEEN THE SEMESTER OF HELL OH MY GOD JESÚS CHRIST I NEED IT TO BE DECEMBER 8TH RIGHT NOW
i shall tag @welcometogrouchland, @cipher-fresh and @miscreantahead and anyone else who wants to :)
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I agree with this honestly- and honestly? We should do the same thing for any reblog bait. (Which is what I think the tag should be- #reblog bait)
"reblog if you're not homophobic" like I shouldn't have to reblog a Tumblr post to prove I'm not homophobic. "Reblog if you support autistic people" I am autistic, why should I reblog a stupid post meant to get notes in order to prove that I support XYZ
And sure, sometimes reblog bait can be fun. But not when all the replies are just spamming a singular letter and it's a singular person reblogging it while tagging every user and their mother- if I ever make a reblog bait like "if this gets X notes I do X thing" like I have before, I make it a stipulation to not tag a ton of people otherwise it doesn't count. It gets me so angry whenever I see reblog bait like "I support xyz" because it feels like if you don't reblog it it seems like you're a terrible person.
And yes, I understand reblogging is how posts stay alive and yadda yadda but honestly I shouldn't have to reblog everything I agree with. Those posts about "if you don't reblog what you like then you suck and are killing the app" also annoy me because I shouldn't have the guilt of the app being dead on my shoulders because I don't wanna reblog something. If I reblogged everything I liked my page would be very confusing to people, and honestly I'd rather have a decent experience with my own page than reblog everything I like.
So from now on I'm gonna tag any reblog bait with #reblog bait if y'all wanna block the tag.
And just so we're clear on things on who I support (in no particular order), since I'm gonna pin this to my page-
LGBTQ people
Disabled people
Traumatized people (systems or not)
Any religion (as long as it's not hurting people)
Whichever political beliefs (as long as you don't hurt anyone w/o your beliefs)
All ages (just keep in mind I am an adult)
If your poor or rich it doesn't matter to me
Any race at all, like really I don't care
Whichever job you hold that's cool
Neurodivergent people
Uh can't think of anything else really
Neopronouns are cool ig
Main point is that even if I disagree with you, you can still interact with me. Will I block people? Yeah- but generally speaking I want this to be an open platform. If I think you're a stupid person for your beliefs, that's not cause for me to block you and make fun of you online. I will just do that offline (/hj)
Also if you hurt people intentionally I absolutely want you off my page- and I'll spray you with water bottle until you do.
But other than that I see no point to those reblog bait posts because imo they're stupid.
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me: if you’re not cluster b don’t reblog my cluster b posts please
The Neurotypicals(TM):
#so many nts are rbing my 'YOURE so dramatic' post#*sprays w water bottle* that!post!is!not!for!you!#actuallyborderline#actuallybpd#honestlyhistrionic#honestlyhpd#actuallynarcissistic#actuallynpd#actuallyantisocial#actuallyapd#cluster b#i feel like this is relatable#captain screaming
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#asfghj i absolutel y hate drawing humans but i . do not have the energy to attept humans atm#sam porter bridges#higgs monaghan#goldenbridges#blood#blood tw#bruises#? ask to tag#art#furry#thats nasty higgs!! *sprays him w a water bottle*#anyway YES he is wearing sleeveless sweatshirt AND fingerless gloves fuck you#death stranding#idk what else to tag this as im so tired#im also lowkey always embarrased to post furry art like this bc there are ALWAYS ppl who dont like it and#breaths in#that inferiority complex kicks in#eh i wont ask to rb but pls like!! gives me motivation to make more art cringe free OK IM DONE JFC#also i like how that blood turned out lolol
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last updated | aug 5th, 2021
do not repost my work anywhere !! respect this please. | fics are not ordered in any particular way. these headers are mine so pls don’t use/take them
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tom holland
insomnia - reader can’t get to sleep; tom finds out why
driving in the rain - fluffy dinner date and rainy drive back home
workouts and warmth - when all tom wants is some after-workout cuddles
from across the living room - announcing your engagement to your families
the one - you want to move out and get your own place as a couple, but tom doesn’t. nikki talks to him.
anything for the twins - tom massages reader’s boobies during her period
moms, makeouts, and mishaps - nikki walks in during your makeout sesh
simple acts of intimacy - a fluffy 3.1k words worth of blurbs
silver surprises - the reader surprises tom at a premiere
twenty questions - questions ensue after tom & reader get stuck in an elevator
my gut - spinoff of twenty questions with claustrophobic!reader (tw/ anxiety + attacks)
stealth mode - tom & reader scaring each other
unicorns vs pegasuses - tom shuts the reader up by kissing them
a good story - tom meets reader at a meet & greet — friendships blossom to lovers
deal breaker - tom wants kids, but the reader does not
his lap - reader asks for help in overcoming an insecurity; tom misreads the situation
pool day - pool day w/ tom + the boys
hot - the reader picks a certain song that reminds her of tom - the boys go wild
grounded by rocks - tom talks about you in an interview for cherry
your hands - when all he wants is a simple head massage
late flights - in which tom takes too much time with the fans
nobody wanted to - where only one person makes it out alive
way more than 50 - the hollands trick the reader into thinking they did something they weren’t supposed to
why [ pt ii ] - sweet cupcakes, and a not so sweet breakup
what looks suspicious - nikki doesn’t exactly approve of tom dating the reader
something sweet - reader drops off small gifts while tom’s on set
he remembers - when tom finds the letter
missed you - reuniting w/tom after four long months
soft gangsta - tom tries to dress edgy; the reader is unconvinced
the shoe game - reader & tom play the shoe game at their wedding
too much - when the reader has a rough time with work, tom comforts them
losing grip [ pt ii ] - a losing battle between the reader and a hereditary disease causes heartbreak
your captain america - protective!tom holland of young reader (age gap)
sexy genius - reader is a fan of (and meets) jake gyllenhaal
teddy bear cuddles - tom wears an oversized hoodie
nonsense - the boys think the reader is meddling with tom’s work
circles before yourself - rule #2 - osterfield!reader gets caught with tom
seventeen times - when the reader is having a hard time in lock down, tom tries to help (TW // depression)
pixie dust hair - tom assures insecure!reader that the pixie haircut looks good <3
a few more months - reader passes out during a run; tw // excessive exercising
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tiktok au’s
body ody ody - tom gets a little jealous over a few social media comments
sweats in the supermarket - getting tom hard when he wears sweats
put your records on - trying not to kiss each other first
mood killer - saying dirty things into tom’s ear
say it back - pranking tom by not saying ily back to him
two different ways - tom choking the reader to get two different reactions
brutal - doing the “did you mean to post this?” trend on tom
worst thirty minutes of my life - playing a drinking game with tom to see who gives into cuddles first
my girl’s cuddles - crawling into tom’s lap
even - buying hot leggings & taping tom’s reaction
goofball - a silly way to reveal reader’s pregnancy to tom
end the debate - “i found out why my boobs are small” trend
slam the car door - doing the car door prank on tom
water bottle wars - the boys ask you and tom questions about each other. wrong answers result in sprayed water
get you back real good - you & the boys prank tom after watching a scary movie
peachy - sighing / moaning in front of tom playing video games to get his reaction
my princess - tom does a tiktok where he guesses all your answers to everyday questions
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dad!tom
needles and needs - when scarlet has to get shots, you realize she may not be the only one that needs comforting
all my girls - scarlet meets her baby sister for the first time (dad!tom)
everything i love about u - tom is afraid baby red might hate him for leaving home too much
a little extra help - stepdad!tom being the best dad to your daughter
through the tears - pregnant!reader goes into labour, and baby holland meets the family
first feed - tom watches you breastfeed for the first time
warmth from the love - baby holland’s first Christmas
first words - baby holland speaks for the first time
breaking the internet - when your pregnancy announcement crashes multiple apps/websites (pregnant!reader)
breaking the internet... again - when baby holland breaks the internet
boyfriends and brunch - when jade brings home her boyfriend (aged!up)
big sister + how are babies made - telling scarlet about the baby on the way (pregnant!reader)
too many kids - the reader’s dad has some commentary about the twins
mumma’s girl - tom gets jealous when scarlet isn’t a daddy’s girl
angels - a little skin to skin time with his best girl
family man - after a nasty breakup, tom finds out you had his child
cheesy uncles - telling paddy he’s going to be an uncle
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ag!reader (more to come !!)
y’all really get nasty - tom and the fans discuss ag!reader’s songs
my favorite things - ag!reader performs in front of the mcu cast at the grammy’s
34 + 35 - the boys react to reader’s new song(s)
34 + 35 remix - the boys reacting to the remix
his remedy - the boys react to positions deluxe
neglected - AG!reader breaks up w tom because of their job; tom searches for answers
low-key wants him - reader talks about how much nonna (+ her fam) loves tom
see u soon - reader interacts with tom while on stage for the swt
a few spilled secrets - AG!reader performs on jimmy fallon’s show.. tom and her confess a few secrets
for the first time - when the reader breaks down crying while singing about her ex, tom is there to comfort her
dance with me, rain on me - reader has a hard time on set, tom to the rescue
every tomorrow - the first album release night after your breakup
here we go again - introducing tom (+ the boys) to your celebrity friends
condoms or safety nets - the boys react to AG!reader’s song “safety net”
we’re not engaged - AG!reader announcing to the world why they no longer have a fiance... (fluffy)
the late late show - AG!reader & tom do spill your guts or fill your guts
pain from pleasure - dad!tom goes through a birth simulator — controlled by the reader
never have i ever - tom & the reader play a game on the late late show
fluffy hair - ag!reader has a zoom interview with zach sang. tom makes an appearance
fighting off the haters - ag!reader and older!tom holland (age gap) attend an award show after going public
run your hands thru my hair - tom reacts to ag!reader’s song “my hair”
stick to acting - tom tries to make a beat for ag!reader
practically twins - reader meets sebastian & anthony at comic con
damn lucky - black!reader wears her hair naturally during an interview
what a piece - reader talks about tom related songs & tattoos
flip it - tom talks about reader in an interview
at the door - older!reader & tom fight off haters
a headcannon of ag!reader being a marvel cast member
a headcannon of tom & the reader attending the avengers endgame premiere
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styles!reader (more to come !!)
bathroom kisses - makeout sessions with tom and styles!reader in the bathroom
yeah, he is - tom holland x styles!reader meet the styles family; protective older brother harry makes an appearance
unparalleled love - older brother harry styles makes a speech at reader’s wedding
grilled - date night for tom & styles!reader is a bit difficult with two kids; older brother!harry to the rescue
baby showers and brothers - dad!tom & styles!reader are going to be parents
potential boyfriend - tom has a crush on the reader when they first meet
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ts!reader (more to come!!)
trust me - tom & the reader defend her after nikki doesn’t approve
your london boy - tom & co. + the world reacts to “london boy”
boy of my dreams - tom being proud of the reader for winning a grammy
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rapper!tom
tom records your sounds during sex for his music (hc)
tom talks about you in an interview
concepts: one , two , three
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professor!tom
my pretty girl - tom gets jealous when reader gets many valentines
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other reader tropes
cherry - reader is a screenwriter for tom’s upcoming movie
no shouting - singer!reader needs some help after paparazzis are too much (based on a video of tom)
pregnancy belly - actress!reader has to wear a pregnancy belly for her role, and the boys tease tom about when it’ll be real
we march - actress!reader being a huge feminist
passions & pediatricians - pediatrician-to-be!reader meets tom
politics - reader’s granpa is joe biden (requested) and tom meets him
extra support - psychiatrist!reader helps tom on the set of cherry
you made it big - tom holland x actress!reader at the after party
partition - the boys react to famous!reader singing partition
senorita - singer!reader makes a music video with shawn, who’s tom’s new best friend
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miniseries
boomerang: one , two , three , four [completed]
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peter parker
making amends
➢ enemies to lovers ; college!peter x super soldier!reader ; 30k words ; sorta slow burn
cheeky guy, favorite thighs - college!peter doing a tik tok challenge — between the reader’s thighs [tik tok au]
a little nicer - doing the prank on peter (”you could’ve been a little nicer to me today”)
start searching - first make out sessions with our best boy :)
hidden hickeys - the avengers think innocence of peter, until they’re proven wrong
the team - part two of hidden hickeys; reader meets the avengers
all of you - late night talks about your future with peter :’)
like you wouldn’t believe - reader tells mj about her & peter’s awesome sex
slip from my hands - roommate!peter comforts the reader after a nightmare
i’d wait for her - college!peter parker needs to come to terms with you and your boyfriend
shut up and kiss me - soft make out sessions with peter :)
all the good things in the world, and i get you - insecure!reader needs a little reassuring
modern chivalry - peter being a gentleman on the subway
eggnog and mistletoe - peter helps you love the holidays
the force awakens? it sleeps - a little extra comfort & care from our favorite baby boyfriend
a prince - wonder woman!reader meets spider-man (& avengers) in a mission
steve rogers fics - peter finds you reading fanfiction abt steve rogers
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fanboy!peter
fanboys and bracelets - fanboy!peter parker goes to famous!singer!reader’s meet and greet
fanboys and phone numbers - fanboy!peter parker continuation
showing around - fanboy!peter gets VIP access; some dancing ensues
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stark!reader + avengers!reader
if you knew feelings - the avengers want you & peter to break up
sleeping - peter misinterprets a few important questions
the may to your ben - college!best friend!peter parker x stark!reader fluff
race ya - peter confesses his feelings for rogers!reader after a mission — on comms
frat bathrooms - stark!reader joins the avengers where she sees college!peter, the boy she slept with at a frat party
rainy days - reader doesn’t like rainy days, a certain wall-climber changes their mind
already got her - jealous!peter makes a public confession
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flustered!peter
a nervous one - flustered!peter parker sees cheerleader!reader in her uniform
one day soon - flustered!peter parker x affectionate!reader
all better - flustered!peter parker does some lab flirting with reader
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dad!peter + pregnant!reader
unplanned [ part ii ] - reader gets pregnant... breaks up with peter to avoid it all
burrito wraps - reader worries that baby parker might be cold
a name to remember - latine!reader & peter give their girl a special name
you’re magic - a certain wall crawler hears two heartbeats
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sgt. bucky barnes
first cuddles - bucky asks to cuddle for the first time
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harry holland
golden light, the love of my life - the boys tease harry —on a live video— for being whipped
it won’t f^cking open - harry lends a helping hand
how much i - those three magical words are exchanged for the first time
cuddly koala moments - time the reader just needed harry’s warmth
anything for hands - the reader cuts harry’s hair on instagram live
your other best friend - the reader is sam’s new friend, but harry thinks they like tom instead
you’re my anchor - harry has an anxiety attack, but the reader knows what to do
what’s his [ pt ii ] - when everything thinks the reader should date tom instead, harry snaps
whipped fries - harry brags about the reader winning the pub quiz for them
tell me, show me - the reader makes harry flustered by playing w/the strings from his sweatpants
keep your cool - tom setting u up with his brother // nikki being wary
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ag!reader
you’re such a dream to me — ag!reader writes r.e.m. about harry
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harry styles
intoxicating - soft bubbles baths with long haired!harry
frayed braids - reader braids long haired!harry’s hair
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others:
harrison osterfield
not anymore - when harrison comes back from filming, he’s determed to win the reader’s heart
irreversible - when relationships fall apart, people fall apart. (infidelity)
circles before yourselves - rule #1 - harrison x osterfield!reader (sister) when brothers talk, bad things begin
think of her - harrison asks your family for their blessing [holland!sister]
steve harrington
together not never - steve discovers the reader is pregnant
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