#*shower

[bitchapalooza]

Looking more into it, I guess I do dissociate often but it’s kind of hard to really pinpoint if it is a specific disorder or not because I guess it is a coping response to certain events in life. And certain aspects about myself I guess overlap and makes things confusing. Idk

But no fuck yeah I do have maladaptive daydreams. I am able to fight off the movement that come from it but it’s out of embarrassment and honestly I’d love to move around and mouth out what I’m daydreaming. Anyone else who has this also use real life events, like say your going to Walmart, in your daydreams and you put the characters in the environment instead and just make a story up out of that?

[jellogram]

On my first day in Germany I got to my hotel and I couldn't get the lights to turn on. And I was like "Eh, fuck it, I'll just take a shower in the dark." And then the shower wouldn't get hot. I waited and waited and it stayed ice cold.

So I go down to the front desk and I'm like "My lights won't turn on and my shower won't get hot" so they send this guy up with me. We get into the room and I flick the switch and nothing happens so I'm like "See?"

And he goes "You must put your card in the slot."

"I... what? I have to put my room card in the light switch?"

"Of course!"

Now I have been in many hotels in the US and never encountered this concept, but apparently it was something most of their guests already knew. So I'm looking like a fool at this point. I feel like an idiot. The dude is fully grinning at me. I put the card in the slot and voila, the light turns on.

Then he's like "Ok, let's see if the shower works. You know you must wait for the hot water?" and I just know he's thinking I'm an idiot who also can't use a shower. This stupid American can't wait for the hot water! She can't even use a light switch or a shower!

And I guess he was distracted by these thoughts of my stupidity, because this dude fully stepped into the shower. In his nice dress shirt and slacks. He just. Gets into the shower.

And turns it on.

Have you ever seen a playing field get leveled instantaneously

[arielries]

Do you ever wish you could take the steam with you?

[thoughtcascades]

idk how to flirt but i can make things awkward if you're into that

[lokutofu]

World’s Greatest Detective fails to correctly identify his children 😭

[the-coffee-fandom]

Had to make a meme to describe me currently

[and-corn]

are evil dragons really evil, or are they just vitamin D deficient?

(pt 2)

[megneato]

Jayce has a shower for the first time in months while having an existential breakdown about killing his partner..

[drakenathan]

[yellowsubiesdance]

oof not me waking up late 😩

[kitschchris]

stargazing 🌟✨

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

if you are stinky and wretched please remember to wash your you. then you may still be wretched but at least you won't be stinky.

[hellsitegenetics]

bacteriophage plush anon made me think of my own similar yet much worse creature

behold the gonorrhea plush my brother was gifted as a baby. stunning work

very cute! i think someone was trying to hex your brother

[thoughtcascades]

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them