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thesingingrevolution · 11 months ago
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edgeworth is so funny like me when i get a trophy proclaiming i am THE BEST at what i do. throw it on the couch idgaf. me when i get a doll of my fav anime protagonist. wow amazing, must display this to some of the most important and powerful people in the judicial system and police force of japanifornia
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hellverse · 1 year ago
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the act
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just-someone-online · 10 months ago
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I'm two days into rereading Fairy Tail and this shit is about to turn into a rewatch on top of it
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fireandspiceland · 2 years ago
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canfra >>>> franada
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mildmayfoxe · 1 year ago
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my boss subscribes to my patreon (gag) (i appreciate the support but also leave me alone) (why are you inserting yourself into my personal life) (she also joined my patreon discord last week (double gag)) and the other day when i brought her in her stickers she was like "you're so organized!!" (no shit) (compared to her) "you actually send rewards out every month!!" (of course i do. that's my job) "so many people i back on patreon don't even manage to send out their rewards, haha" (what the fuck. no wonder you're so lackadaisical with the store patreon) "you're like patreon goals!!!" (condescending) (are you for real. maybe you should follow my lead with your own business. imo.) (i could give you feedback if you were will CAPABLE of hearing feedback and not flipping out if anyone tells you anything remotely negative) (but you dont pay me for that and you dont ask and its not my job)
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wellnesscard · 2 years ago
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Saturday. I want to get lit and run around town with friends but in reality I'm gonna spend it cleaning the house which is trashed againm. Actually I'm not even gna be cool about it I cried when I went into the kitchen this morning because I'd just cleaned it and ik I'm not the only one who cleans + I don't have a job rn so i end up doing more chores but fuckfuckfuckfuck fuckm. Fuck. I'm cool. Chillaxing and not thinking about anything. That's not the rzn I'm not going out tho it's more of a I don't have friends and especially not any living in this town. I did make Devon promise we'd go skiing again tonight we were gonna Thursday but it was like 34° out then yesterday idk the demons of laziness and taking fifty dabs held us back n I didn't start being pushy abt leaving the house so we didn't and now I'm going crazay. And my legs still hurt from the pilates but I'm gonna do more today because my body's getting so flabby I had a six pack two (three?) years ago when I was a delinquent monkey. Maybe I'll try going on a run too I don't have ice spikes for my running shoes but they're new and for trails so kinda extra grippy. it's like howl moving castle said , what's the meaning of life if I can't be beautiful during that scene I was the leonardo pointing meme. I have a job interview on Monday until then I am home alone vibing in a dissatisfied style
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lrndvs · 4 months ago
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compliments from girls go hard
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alleesaur · 4 months ago
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doodling a bunny vs doodling a hare
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word-count-bullet-count · 2 months ago
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I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great
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river--ghost · 1 month ago
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work all night on a drink of rum
daylight come and me wan go home
stack banana til the morning come
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
a beautiful bunch of ripe banana
daylight come and me wan go home
hide the deadly black tarantula
daylight come and me wan go home
lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
dayo
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daylight come and me wan go home
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me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
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captainjonnitkessler · 4 months ago
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>Join a union
>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on
>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members
>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on
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dramatic-dolphin · 7 days ago
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a while ago I read this sci-fi short story from the 50s where a guy is kidnapped and interrogated by aliens using a very sophisticated lie detector, but he realizes that the lie detector works off technical truth, and with some careful phrasing and misdirection, he manages to make them believe that humans are a race of immortal, overpowered, omniscient telepathic beings. and it works.
my favorite part is when he tells them that humans are "capable of transportation without the aid of spaceships or any vehicles, just by using mental power to control physical matter". it's true, we can. it's called walking.
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jellllllo-bowl · 2 months ago
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gotham rainy nights
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i firmly believe in Duke doing silly things with his power
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hiding under your dad's cape when it's pouring outside can be something very special + bat-rain-poncho, several years later
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pppuri · 3 months ago
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you and me and the devil makes three
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noodles-and-tea · 4 months ago
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Yknow that one au
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