#*pulls out the spray bottle*

[arrowheadedbitch]

Konner runs into Tim's room and starts yelling at him for committing atrocities and "how could you do this! What happened to your code! There were civilians there! I thought I knew you!" Yknow, the works. And Tim's like

What are you talking about

And Conner gets all angrier and he's yelling at tim and stuff

And then tim just kinda sighs and pulls a little whiteboard out of his desk that has "Days since an evil version of myself has fucked shit up" or something like that and he erases the number under and puts 0 and is just like "Okay, let's go" super unenthusiastically . He sounds so tired and done with it.

[thewastedpotential]

Put these 4 in a room together who would be the first one crying and who would be the last one in a room?

My opinion? The first one out? Duchess. The last one in the room? Ramona.

[napping-sapphic]

Ughhh hate when i see people i used to have a crush on and my brain immediately goes …👀?

[purplecatghostposts]

Doing a Wyll Origin Run and this dialogue in particular is so FUNNY to me. It’s a Human Dialogue Option but it happening between Gale and Wyll feels canon.

Gale trying to argue they should try to turn Raphael’s deal in their favor and playing the Human card, and Wyll, one of two embodiments in the party of why you shouldn’t trust devils, shutting him down immediately.

[Dialogue Written in case it’s hard to see + id reasons:

Wyll: I’ll remind you that when dealing with a devil, you always draw the short straw.

Gale: There’s no such thing as absolute certainty.

Gale: Let me play the devil’s advocate: the man is too eager. Do not dismiss his offer out of hand.

Gale: If there’s one such quality all the denizens in the Hells embody, it’s ambition. A quality they share with many humans, come to think of it…

Wyll: Speak for yourself, Gale.

Gale: Fine— but my reasoning is this.]

[i-like-books-and-women]

There's a spray bottle in the Saturday house that's not for the cats but for each other.

[i3utterflyeffect]

https://youtu.be/5Uh7BqePQFo?si=XFpSrlmwx_hLP7F1

Hey look this person seems to be doing a rain world animated thing with voice actors

i would volunteer but i can't fucking stand hearing my own voice :') it's one of my main dysphoria points

[mandiemegatron]

Bestie I hope you know I saw that "#no beta for this - we die like men" tag and my first thought was "#no beta we die like Ace" 😹

YOU ARE GROUNDED, ZUKA.

GROUNDED!

[hmslusitania]

Decisions were (badly) made this morning

[teethw0lf]

WIP. Narancia halfway through becoming a werewolf because you stole his Halloween candy and he needs to summon the utmost strength to obliterate you. I hope I can finish this by Halloween lol.

[starfoam]

//A decade from now goddess!Lo is gonna be swatting away fanatic devotees zealots (forgot the word) with a broom and being like "no! Bad! if you want to serve me, go to the places with no help and offer yours without condition! No preaching, ONLY helping! ONLY work to make tomorrow a kinder place!"

She is... not an easy goddess for certain types to worship.

[compatiissante]

aggressively cleans her glasses. she's not thinking about the teeth. she's not. absolutely not.

[dragonanon]

Good morning everyone! Here’s a pro tip: if you’re going to bring bear mace into a small enclosed space, ESPECIALLY a small public bus, PLEASE make absolute sure that it’s completely secured and won’t spray if you somehow manage to drop it. 🙃

[bigshot]

nonverbal  meme  prompts (accepting)

@eusyram​ sent: kiss (pls turn into a prince pretty pls)

He doesn’t really get it, at first.

Spamton’s never been much for reading, not fiction. Maybe the occasional self help blog, a business column if he could find any without paywalls blocking the way, but fairy tales just... didn’t interest him. Sure, he knew the basics of the stories, but asking him to recall any from one reference alone might take a moment of searching memory banks before...

Ah. There it is.

She’s going for the forehead, he’s thankful for that much, but it makes stopping it that much more awkward. He has to reach up, just enough to block her from making contact. The girl doesn’t know, there’s no way, but she just had to pick the story about transformations. It stings.

“....“

“... REAL LIFE. DOESN’T. WORK. LIKE THAT."

[fingertipsmp3]

Also I have managed to sunburn one arm and both knees 👍🏻

[sparklehoard]

Goes to a pet free crew house for work

Everything smells like dog

[delcat177]

I don't have huge issues getting medication since switching doctors, but once in a while I'll get behind in paperwork visits etc and the well will briefly run dry, and I'll get a few days to study myself outside of usual working parameters

Waiting on my one benzo and my brain is like. I'm over here in the corner going "okay time to do one thing, like, one singular thing, we put the phone down and get some sleep, you were all about this in the middle of the day"

And my brain takes that notion and goes

And I go God damn it brain and I try to think it out, because brains are cats, they have their reasons, and they're usually simple

Humans hate simple reasons, we think they're too obvious so they can't be right, so when I go "right, it has sleep phobia except when it's really really tired and even then" or "it really wants to play a new video game it heard about instead, because that's more fun than sleep and sleep phobia" or "endless distraction box" somehow seem...dumb, because how can you be that right and it not *fix* things?

Because brains are cats, they do not listen to logic, because your logic is "knowing a thing should solve the thing" and that logic sucks, actually

I was going somewhere and then my brain pushed that off the table too, sorry folks my refill's getting in soon