#*guitar* I AIN’T EVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU BITCH

[misiahasahardname]

if you haven’t watched season two episode four yet DON’T LOOK. not missing much anyways

[dearly-somber]

♡ CUTEST PERSON AWARD ♡ Once you are given this award, you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people who deserve it. if you break the chain, nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out ♡

💕🫶🏻🙇🏻‍♀️

[morganbritton132]

Omg ok so my sisters used to play soccer and one of the moms had a cowbell. This woman would ring the bell every time the team got a goal. And now like 20 years later our mother was talking to someone about how my sisters used to do the local soccer thing and the other person was like “omg do you remember the cowbell lady? That team was so good but dear lord that cowbell was annoying!”……..I can picture Eddie getting a cowbell

Absolutely yes. No notes. Eddie definitely does this.

Steve kinda dooms himself to it because they played a scrimmage against a team that brought their own cheerleaders. Eddie prides himself on a level of dramatism that is not going to let that slide so he asks.

He did ask if he could be Steve’s cheerleader.

Steve, who melts every time Eddie takes an interest in one of his hobbies, does not think of the consequences when he says, “You’re already my cheerleader, but sure.”

If Steve thought about it for a little bit than he would probably think that Eddie was going to show up at the game in an actual cheerleading uniform, but he didn’t think about it. He actually forgot about the entire conversation until the next weekend when Eddie tries to get into the car with an electric guitar.

Steve stops him, “What are you doing?”

“Uh, cheerleading?”

“Where would you even plug that in at?”

“Oh, you’re right,” Eddie considers and then darts back into the house. He returns a few minutes later with an acoustic guitar, but Steve gives him a look that says very clearly ‘absolutely not.’ Eddie strums the guitar anyways and says, “I love you, bitch. I ain’t never gonna stop-“

“Eddie, we’re going to be late!”

So, he didn’t do anything that weekend other than come up with some on-the-fly cheers with another player’s girlfriend and agree to design them shirts. Nancy did say that if he tried to start a wave in the crowd that she would divorce him. From the land of the living.

He thinks she means it too.

Eddie’s already picked out the cowbell by the time next weekend rolls around. They’re playing against a group from the nearby methodist church and the only thing that Steve requests is that Eddie stays off his soapbox about organized religion. He says nothing about cowbells.

Nancy isn’t even aware that he has it until he whips it out after the first goal and starts ringing it. The whole field stops moving and just stares at him for a second, which is great. Eddie loves an audience.

Steve looks fucking delighted, too.

It is rather unfortunate that the team they’re playing against sucks major ass and they score more goals than they have in any other game because that cowbell rings with enthusiasm every single time. Except for the last goal because when Eddie went to reach for the bell, Ozzy put his paw over his hand to tell him to stop.

It doesn’t matter though because Steve runs over to him as soon as the game ends, all smiles and kisses. It’s painfully and sickeningly sweet when he tells him, “Best cheerleader I’ve ever had.”

Steve kisses him again and tells him, “Never do it again though.”

[spentfromspence]

Penelope looking at Derek: *strums guitar* I love you bitch.

Derek: *confused staring*

Penelope: I ain’t ever gonna stop loving you, bitch. *Strums guitar again*

[gayphob1a]

STWG Daily Prompt 1/9/24

word count: 202

prompt: vine

I basically turned this into a 'how many vine references can i fit in 202 words' challenge, and the answer is simply not enough (my original thought came out at almost 1000 words and that fits so much more references to drive Steve up a wall with). Regardless, enjoy modern au eddie who was definitely chronically online and Steve who simply wasn't and needs outside interference to help him understand because Eddie will NOT explain.

“Move, I’m gay,” Eddie said, shoving past Steve to open the fridge.

Steve stood in befuddled silence as he waited for Eddie to give him any context. 

“Wait, have you never seen that video?” Eddie asked, he was met with nothing but the blank look of zero recognition. “Brandon Rogers? Angry office? Nothing, really? Have you ever even seen a Vine in your life?”

Steve crossed his arms over his chest. “Like a plant? Yeah, Eds. I’ve seen plants before.”

“Oh my god, no. You can’t be serious. What were you doing in 2017? The world fell apart when we lost Vine, dude.”

“Having sex, probably,” he said with a shrug. 

“Jesus Christ, Harrington. I’m going to drive you nuts with this.”

A week later Steve had to run to Robin with a desperate plea, begging her to teach him about these ‘Vines’ because Eddie kept singing “I love you, bitch. I ain’t never gonna stop loving you, bitch,” to wake him up every morning.

When Eddie woke him the next day with a discordant strum of his guitar, Steve rolled over, muttered a squeaky little “watch your profanity,” and snuggled back into the pillows to the sound of Eddie’s stunned silence.

[oneforthemunny]

Modern Eddie fucking around with his guitar and his girlfriend walks in and he’s immediately like ‘I love you bitch 🎸 I ain’t ever gon’stop loving you Bitch!’

LMAO that's literally fuckin him.

he's super high and is like cackling he can barely speak to her. wearing nothing but a guitar.

she's like rolling her eyes. "what, ed?"

and he's like grabbing the door cackling before he strums it. "I love you bitch," points at her then another strum. "I ain't gonna never stop loving you... bitch." and she laughs too bc he's stupid but also it was fucking funny.

[berylcluster]

This one is for Sally.

I love you biiiitch.

Thrums guitar off key.

I ain’t ever gonna stop lovin’ you…

Biiiiitch. 🩷

(Also maybe please crush me between ur thighs you husky voiced siren. 🥺)

➫ SALLY isn't sure what to make of the comments made, since she's been told the term 'bitch' is derogatory to some humans. But the way it's said SEEMS complimentary, she's left so confused. "Is this a new form of attracting a mate? Your musical skills need improvement." Not that she can vouch for what 'good' music sounds like. "But I will happily crush your skull, you'll go out a beautiful way."

[dark-lord-of-teddy-bears]

❤️🧡💛💚💙send this to your ten favourite bloggers to let them know that they are amazing💜❤️🧡💛💚💙

AAAAAAAAAAJDWONDOE TT^TT

I WAS SAVING ALL MY ASKS TO DRAW FOR THEM BUT NOW MY COMPUTERS GONE BUT I CANT WAIT ANY LONGER

BELLA!!!! Ty for blessing us with your presence on discord. You are always so kind and supportive when you’re not bullying m— and I love you very much! Idk what we’d do without the pisscord mom 😭

[bunny-blaster]

✨💛 This is the Amazing Person Award! 🏆Once you are given this award you are supposed to paste it in the ask of eight different people, who, in your opinion, deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it is sweet to know someone thinks you're amazing inside and out 💛 (💕💖💗💕)

oh flo loml….my soulmate…my angel jake…im actually mostly astounded that you sent me this at 11pm considering you’re the World’s Sleepiest Binch

[do-i-look-like-a-doctor]

jacob: I love you bitch -strums guitar made of string and plates- I ain’t ever gonna stop lovin you bitch

emma: proceeds to watch him plummet down a hill while hiking with the kids

[thatringboy]

Roy: [with Will strumming a guitar in the background] I love you, bitch.

Keeley: Ohmygod-

Roy: I ain’t ever gonna stop loving you. Bitch.

[heart-of-gold-outlaw]

Reader: “Javier, I need to borrow your guitar.”

Javier: “... Why?”

Reader: “I’m gonna use it to tell Arthur I love him.”

Javier, who 100% ships Arthur and the Reader: “Say no more.”

*Later...*

Reader, approaching Arthur: “I love you bitch!”

Arthur: “...”

Reader: “I ain’t ever gonna stop loving you... bitch!”

Javier, in the background: *drops his head into his hands*

[floatingtozier]

The losers club as vines

Bill: A potato flew around my room before you came.

Mike: 🎶I wanna see my little boy🎶 (here he comes) 🎶I wanna see my little boy🎶 (here he comes)

Richie: Zack stop! Zack stop, you're gonna get in trouble! Zack! *police sirens howling*

Eddie: On all levels except physical, i am a wolf. *woof*

Stan: *getting on top of the fridge* THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE.

Bev: *screaming at Pennywise* I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me!

Ben: *strums guitar* I love you bitch. I ain't ever gonna stop loving you, bitch.

The losers, together: *dancing wildly to Little Einstein*

Bonus:

Pennywise: I love to get in sparkly dresses :)

Henry: I wanna be president so i can make slavery legal again!

[ratsoh-writes]

(About the Cash and Sugar ship) I’m deeply sorry all I can imagine is Cash outside Sugar’s window recreating that one vine. “I love you BITCH *guitar strum* I ain’t ever gonna stop loving you. BITCH *another guitar strum*”

He would do that to get sugar to look out the window, then he’ll sing an actual song. Sugar is both seduced and annoyed

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

Asdfghjkl I freakin’ love this group. We all need to get a van and go on a road trip like Mystery Inc.

Me logging back onto tumblr to check on my friends only to find what seems to be a smutty scene from a friends-to-lovers fanfic in both @beenovel and @messiambrandybuck’s tags to each other

[willowistic22]

Newsies as my personal favorite vines

Due to the fact that I a) recently watched a lot of newsies as vines on youtube b) saves a lot of my fav vines c) wants to make one of those newsies as vines but cannot edit videos for dear life, I will make this tumblr shitpost. Pretty long cause I like a lot of vines hehe. Might make a part two idk.

Crutchie, enjoying the view from the rooftop : on top of the city :D 

Jack, randomly coming in sight sitting on a swing : I’m livin’ life. Y’all punk mother fuckers just hatin’ 

Crutchie : okay.... ://

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Albert : It’s a gift to have good hair like me. People want these gorgeous locks. I’m the coolest kid on the block!

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Davey, gently : Elmer, did you eat my tater tots? El-

Elmer : *nonchalantly spits out dozens of tater tots on the floor*

Davey : Oh. Keep em’

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Sarah, talking to the loud people in the room, mad af : SHUT UP I’M ON THE PHONE!

Sarah, returning to the phone call, a genuine smile on her face : Hi, Albert! How’s the baby?

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Spot : maybe I wanna come to school looking like i killed three people. and two mammals. let. me. live-AHH 

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*spot and hotshot out hiking* 

Spot : what’re we doing out here again? 

Hotshot : we’re looking for a wild fetty wap 

Spot : what’s a wild fetty- 

*SQUACCKK* 

*spot and hotshot runs away in fear* 

Hotshot : OH SHIT!!

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Albert, speaking to a microphone : Will the owner of the lime green honda please come to the front desk

Some dude, walks up the the front desk : Are my lights on?

Albert : No, I just wanted to see what you look like dude. Your car is fucking ugLY—

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Romeo : Hey, Katherine. Wanna go to the dance with me?

Katherine : I’ve said no five times! Get a clue!

Romeo, holding up Clue the board game : Hey, Katherine—

Katherine: Goddammit—

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Jack : Spot is so annoying

Spot, randomly appearing at a window behind Jack : I heard you were talking shit about me?

Jack : *high pitch* WHAT THE FUCK—

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Romeo, strumming a guitar horribly wrong, flirting badly: I love you, bitch!

Specs : *obviously flattered* oh my god... 

Romeo, strumming the guitar again : I ain’t never gonna stop loving you. Bitch!

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Mike and Ike : *Furiously fighting in the kitchen*

Sarah, approaching the kitchen : Can I get a waffle?

Mike and Ike : *Still fighting*

Sarah : Can I please get a waffle?

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Katherine : If you’re ever feeling down, remember tomorrow is another day. And it will probably be just as bad if not worse *smiles with upbeat music playing in the background*

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Hannah : Hi, I’m Hannah. And I’ll be your freestyle dance teacher *funky moves*

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Romeo : If anybody is trying to put you down for what you like, it doesn’t matter

Romeo, revealing himself in a sonic costume : AS LONG AS IT’s sonic is one of the things that you like!

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Race : I smoked so many cigarettes while I was pregnant. My son is a cat, and he doesn’t love me—

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Finch, with his guitar : This next song is called ‘the only certainty in life is death’ *Excitedly plays an upbeat tune on the guitar with a smile*

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Snyder : Race! Another peep outta you and you’re outta this class!

Race : Okay, fine

Snyder : Okay, the way to find—

Race : *Throws up a duck plushy*

Snyder : RACETRACK—

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Katherine : Umm... I just had a random burst of energy and I think it’s my body’s last hurrah before it completely shuts down

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Finch : Mush, this is a crime scene!

Mush, closing fridge after grabbing three tubs of ice cream : What? Is this the murder weapon? GET OFF MY DICK!!

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Elmer, reading allowed wooden letters already arranged on the shelf : Brooks

Elmer : *Re-arranges the letters*

Elmer : Boo

Elmer : *Runs away in fear*

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Davey : Jack has 22 bottles of dish soap. And he gives Elmer—

Katherine : wait why does Jack has so many bottles of dish soap?

Jack : *looking up from playing with his 22 bottles of diah soap* Mind your business katherine!

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Crutchie : People say I can’t do what I love without college. I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger. *slips a clothhing hanger in his shirt and hangs on the nearest doorknob*

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Blink : There’s this thing called breath distance. *breathes loudly* If I can feel that on my face, BACK UP—

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