#*crawls out of the dust*

[avephelis]

NEED to check these things for fleas. take them to the VET! so sad they can't have deviantart they would have loved deviantart.

[systlin]

Still waiting for anti-beekeeping vegans to learn about the Great Annual Drone Massacre that happens every fall

[triglycercule]

if killer has differently sized eyes then does he blink like those lizards that have each eye blink abnormally. like the small eye has to be shut for a full second and then the big eye has to take a minute to blink. his blinks are delayed. they have their own timer. is this purposeful??? perhaps killer is doing it on purpose to freak people out and its just a really really really long running inside joke between himself and himself. or it could actually be srs and he can't blink synchronized. or he could use it to his advantage by like never having one eye closed ever. he'd never be held back by the disability that is blinking. AND it's a psychological trick on his enemy because they're weirded out like "why isnt this prick blinking normally"

does this make the top 20 dumbest triglycercule posts. i think this is a solid 12/20

[redrobin-detective]

Cackling with absolute maniacal glee, pure unhinged energy, terrible wicked unholy merriment, with a screech that makes all mortals reel back with fear and unease while cleaning my house

[teamfortresstwo]

Character: *is completely romantically and sexually unavailable*

Everyone in a 50 ft radius: GOOOOOOOD I WANT THAT MAN CARNALLY

[abstractime]

Hozier is blacklisted i am SICK of crying over a man like what’s wrong with him actually

[mollywog]

I wonder if Katniss ever thinks about her life if she’d been born after the rebellion and her father had worked at the medicine factory instead of the mines.

[calamityincrimson]

"I know, fuck."

@redjaybird

[darkgifted]

arlis + necromancy

after using myrkul's gift against both thorm & myrkul, arlis decides that she'll use it again throughout act iii but only as a measure of absolute, last resort. it's not an easy decision, and one she's truthfully uncomfortable with, but if it's the difference between life & death, she'll choose harnessing it every time.

she's hardly a practiced necromancer, everything she does or conjures comes from a place of pure instinct rather than study or education. the words, the motions; all of it comes as a reflex rather than something learned & studied. given this, her spells tend to not be particularly flashy, but are instead exceptionally potent.

her spells, specifically, are animate dead & circle of death.

she is extremely exhausted and visibly drained after casting. it feels invasive & grotesque to her, something unnatural and difficult to harness given its enormity. she doesn't like anyone to touch her for at least a few hours afterwards, with a potential exception for the person she's romanced.

[jojotier]

having ocs is a fucking curse my sis came in asking why i was crying so hard but how tf do I explain its bc I thought about blorbo from my brain too hard and had a fit

[solradguy]

Coheed and Cambria's song The Velourium Camper III: Al the Killer having the lyric "die white girls" very clearly enunciated multiple times throughout the song is still one of funniest things ever. They don't do this song live

[helssent]

goodmrjorning tumblr

[rememberthelaughtermp3]

what do you think about that image tell me

i think. i need to die. Badly

[foreignobjecticus]

Going to go to bed soon. Offering my full night of dreams to anyone: trade for deep, restful sleep only.

[herchunting]

you lean in to kiss valerian but she just headbutts you

[plushpyth]

playing on harder card challenges is a lot of fun and the difficulty does definitely taper off later in the game but good fucking luck winning the first festival contests .