#*crawls out of the dust*

[calamityincrimson]

"I know, fuck."

@redjaybird

[avephelis]

NEED to check these things for fleas. take them to the VET! so sad they can't have deviantart they would have loved deviantart.

[systlin]

Still waiting for anti-beekeeping vegans to learn about the Great Annual Drone Massacre that happens every fall

[redrobin-detective]

Cackling with absolute maniacal glee, pure unhinged energy, terrible wicked unholy merriment, with a screech that makes all mortals reel back with fear and unease while cleaning my house

[teamfortresstwo]

Character: *is completely romantically and sexually unavailable*

Everyone in a 50 ft radius: GOOOOOOOD I WANT THAT MAN CARNALLY

[abstractime]

Hozier is blacklisted i am SICK of crying over a man like what’s wrong with him actually

[mollywog]

I wonder if Katniss ever thinks about her life if she’d been born after the rebellion and her father had worked at the medicine factory instead of the mines.

[darkgifted]

arlis + necromancy

after using myrkul's gift against both thorm & myrkul, arlis decides that she'll use it again throughout act iii but only as a measure of absolute, last resort. it's not an easy decision, and one she's truthfully uncomfortable with, but if it's the difference between life & death, she'll choose harnessing it every time.

she's hardly a practiced necromancer, everything she does or conjures comes from a place of pure instinct rather than study or education. the words, the motions; all of it comes as a reflex rather than something learned & studied. given this, her spells tend to not be particularly flashy, but are instead exceptionally potent.

her spells, specifically, are animate dead & circle of death.

she is extremely exhausted and visibly drained after casting. it feels invasive & grotesque to her, something unnatural and difficult to harness given its enormity. she doesn't like anyone to touch her for at least a few hours afterwards, with a potential exception for the person she's romanced.

[jojotier]

having ocs is a fucking curse my sis came in asking why i was crying so hard but how tf do I explain its bc I thought about blorbo from my brain too hard and had a fit

[solradguy]

Coheed and Cambria's song The Velourium Camper III: Al the Killer having the lyric "die white girls" very clearly enunciated multiple times throughout the song is still one of funniest things ever. They don't do this song live

[helssent]

goodmrjorning tumblr

[rememberthelaughtermp3]

what do you think about that image tell me

i think. i need to die. Badly

[herchunting]

you lean in to kiss valerian but she just headbutts you

[plushpyth]

playing on harder card challenges is a lot of fun and the difficulty does definitely taper off later in the game but good fucking luck winning the first festival contests .

[leninqrad]

in shambles over poem

[kelptea73]

STOP POSTING ABOUT ELDEN RING IM TIRED OF SPOILERS NOOOOO YOU CANT MAKE ME VIEW THEM I AM TRYING TO REMAIN PURE FROM THESE DEFILING SPOILERS NOOOOOOO STOPPPP STOP I WILL NOT GAZE UPON THEM DESPITE YOUR BEASTLY BEST EFFORTS I SHALL REMAIN CELIBATE FROM YOU PEDDLING YOUR LIES AND HORRIBLE HORRIBLE SPOILERSSSSSSS

"ohhhohwbwjwh something something miquella"

NOOO SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP NSTOPPPOP NOOOOOO I'M BEGGING YOU

I am gasping like a fish blasted from its aquatic abode

Stop hhaagggegehg stop I beg of thee no more I beg of thee mercy mercy has the light of stendarr not lit your eyes? Do you see me grovelling and feel nothing?? I pray, stop this foolishness. I can remain cordial. Amicable. Joyous. Together, hand in hand on this blessed eve we can drive the mongrel dogs of the spoilers out of these lands.